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A Good one on the Approach of (Jen -
tie Spring.
The Telegram has never
given the spring poets any en
couragement bnt the following
is so true to nature that we take
pleasure in Riving it space and
complimenting the author.
Soon the jannty bullfrog, from his fitful
winter drown,
Will thoughtfully unroll himaelf and
climb the turbid stream;
The snake will set a wriggle on, the
toad will give a hop,
The turtle, for tho "river trade," will
"open up his shop."
The potato-bug convention on the hill
side will oonvene,
And make the granger weary olimbing
up with paris green;
The woodohnok from his ho le will peep
when twilight hours are dim.
And in tho early morning bring the
fox-trail back with him;
Perhaps a head of cabbage for hla "little
Uit?y goo?
He will pull the trap and cabbage in,
anu pull the hole in too.
The patter of the rain drops and the
scamper of the rats
Will awaken tender memories in soulful
backyard cats,
Where the moonlight's gentle focus,
steeling through the midnight fug,
Wavoa a canopied enchantment for some
love siok poodle dug.
Ton will hear the awl'fc rejoinder to hia
love-mate's repartee,
Aa be wisely winks both eyes at you
from out somo neighboring tree;
The jocund hens and roosters, in the
plum tree by the door,
Will harmonize their medley with the
pig's sonorous snore;
The mows will hold a oauous near the
newly-planted corn.
And add another wrinkle to tho farmer's
face forlorn;
The spiders, in tbe attic, will unco more
their shutters ply.
To wave a labyrinth for the uneducated
fly;
The rose bugs will olimb higher to
escape a pending doom,
And give points on jigs and waltzes 'mid
the cherry tree perfume;
The house flies Boon will grease their
toes from off the t-ntter plate.
To allay the irritation of their toe nails
an your pate;
The mosquito bird and other birds will
form a poetry ring,
And set Borne lines to music of the
poetry of Spring
?J. W. WlLHOX.
Have you heard anything of
Adlai recently?
Even the most prominent
Democratic newspapers admit
the uncertainty of the policy of
present administration. Tbe At
lanta Constitution of Saturday
says: "The financial disasters in
Wall street during the past two
days are the natural outcome of
the uncertainty in which the
policy of the new administration
is involved."
There died in Mexico lately a
miser who had tattooed his will
over his chest instead of using
pen and ink. The court decreed
that the "human document should
be copied and duly attested in the
presonce of witnesses."' This
was done, and the court has pro
nounced the will genuine.
The decline and fall of the
Populists is absolute .sudden and
irremediable. It is not based on
their fastastic theories, but on
their general lack of legislative
capacity. Wherever they have
been tried in the practical busi
ness of government, in Colorado,
North Dakota and in Kansas, etc.
the Populists have proven them
selves to be wasteful, shiftless,
incapable, and above all, corrupt.
An old gentleman in the coun
try, believing that he was on his
dying bed, sent to town and pro
cured two lawyers. Thinking,
of course, that the old man de
sired t'ome legal business to be
done, they went in with their pa
per and ink, ready to fix up the
last will and testament. The old
man arranged them in seats so
that one was at the foot and
the other at the head of
the bed. Everything in readi
ness, the lawyers, in a very "pro
fessional" manner, asked the old
man how they could serve him
and if he was ready for his will
to be written, etc. But you im
agine their feelings when the old
man quietly said : "I am about
to pass away and I want to die
like Christ-between two thieves.
?Ex.
The only papers in the
State edited by ladies are the
Poiat Pleasant Gazette and the
Ritchie Reveille.
The Owite editress is Miss
Livy Simpson and the Reveille is
managed by Mrs. Ella Stewart
the wife of editor S. S. Stewart
who recently eloped on account
of a forgery he perpetrated.
Mrs. Stewart's last paper was
very creditable indeed.
Why is a sailor like a milk
man ? They both make their
money on the water.
'?Don't shoot the editor during
meal hours," is a sign over a
weekly newspaper office. It is
safe to say that editor will never
be shot.
HOW TO TAKE A JOKE.
And m>? II I. Not Goo<l Tuu to Vain ?
Joke.
There is only one way to take a joke
and that Is with good nature. If ono
shows annoyance, he is apt very ?*oon
to become the prey of those social pests,
the practical jokers. If any man come
to be looked upon as the legitimate vic
tim for the silly pranks which practical
jokers delight in planning, then will his
life become indeed a burden to him.
When a practical joker gets up some
piece of folly which is innocent in itself
and is not calculated to bring contempt
upon the victim, then any person with a
sense of humor can forgive it being
played upon Mm- He has been the clown
in the circus, and he has acted against
his will, but the performance has pro
voked innocent merriment, and no one
is worse off for the little divertissement.
But when a practical joker gets up some
nonsense not saved by fun from the
stupidity which more or less always pre
ponderates in a trivial performance, and
the carrying out of the so called joke
gives pain or does injur}', then the vic
tim should seek redress in the same way
he would employ if his barn or dwelling
were burned down by an incendiary. A
man who feels called upon to make jokes
had best.be pretty certain of his sense of
humor and his capacity to determine
what fun is before lie -v. ry far with
his predilection. Without this sense or
this capacity ho may get a broken head
and well deservo it, even though he only
meant to have a laugh.
When jokes are not practical?that is,
when they require no. plan or elal?ora
tion, but are spontaneous?it is not hard
for a man not enveloped in vanity and
self love to take them good naturedly.
But when the laugh be turned against a
conceited man, Lord how he does wince
and squirm and hate the fellow who
made the joke. To such men it is good
counsel to advise them not to show their I
wounds however much they hurt. Toj
those who know such men it is good
counsel to advise them to never make
jokes at the expense of the vain. It will
not do any good, for if a man grow to
maturity and is still full of vanity he
will keep it till he dies. Neither misfor
tune, failure, adversity nor suffering will
take the vanity out of a man really vain.
His conceits stick to him as close as did
the faith of Job to that patient person.
The joker had best leave such as these
alone and exercise his talents on those
who will give and take and enjoy a good
thing whether it strikes at home or very
far afield. M
| How to Prepare Milk For m Traveler*?
Lunelieon.
Place a nice bottle in a kettlo of hot
water and scald it thoroughly, then rinse
in cold water, and when the glass is per
fectly cool first put in for each pint of
milk two talwspoonfula of limewater.
Even in hot anmmor weather it will then
keep Bweet. If in addition yon wrap a
wet cloth around the bottle and cover
with a dry one, it will keep cooler than
if this precaution wero omitted.
How to ffuh Flannel..
One of the great secrets in the success
ful washing of flannels 1b to have the
different waters through which the flan
nels are carried of the same temperature.
Make a good hot suds, add a little am
monia, wash the flannels thoroughly, a
piece at a time, through one or two suds,
as may be necessary. Then rinse imme
diately in clear clean water of same tem
perature, wring and shake thoroughly
and dry as promptly as possible. Do not
allow your pieces to lie unnecessarily
long in the water. It is beet to take one
piece at a time through each water and
hang up to dry before adding another
piece. I have never tried cold water,
but have heard it may be successfully
used, only in this case all the water must
be cold. Do not hang your flannels out
to freeie, or they will be sure to shrink.
Flannels that have beoome yellow from
bad washing may be restored to their
original whiteness by soaking them two or
three hours in a lather made of a quar
ter of a pound of soft soap, 2 table
spoonfuls of powdered borax and 2 table
spoonfuls of carbonate of ammonia dis
solved in 0 or 6 gallons of water.
How U?t< Cot Their Green Color.
It is owing to a peculiar green matter
lying loose in the cells in the form of mi
nute grains, named chlorophyll. This
substance seen through the transparent
walls of the cells where it has accumu
lated gives-the common green hue to
grass, vegetation and especially to foli
age. It may bo sqneered out on the
hands. |
Haw to lire*, an Iron Bed.tcad.
A white iron bedstead, with brass
trimmings, cannot be covered more
prettily than with white dotted muslin.
These covers always wash well, and the
very bedstead itself can be freshened
with soap and water. The dotted mus
lin coverlet Just fits the top of the bed
and a valance hangs to the floor. The
Bhams are of the samo muBlin frilled,
with a large satin bow in one corner.
The muslin is lighter to lift and fold at
night than any other covering would be.
How to Hake a Sleeve Holder.
To each end of a yard of inch wide rib
bon fasten a brass ring, over which has
been crocheted silk to match. When
the ribbon is wound round the sleeve,
one ribbon is put over the thumb, the
other over the forefinger, while the coat
is drawn on.
How to Prepare a Ba.kct Cradle.
A common splint clothesbasket it the
foundation. In it Is laid a hair pillow
for a bed, with a small pillow for the
baby's head. If desired, the basket can
be lined with folds of soft cheesecloth.
This cradle or bed can be bo easily car
ried from room to room that it is a great
convenience. The aides are so high that
a baby can be set up against pillows at
one end without being in danger of fall
ing out. Such a bed can easily be car
ried out of doors when the day is fine.
How to Make a New Pen Pill Willi Ink.
Moisten it slightly on the tongue be
fore dipping it in the ink.
How to Waah a Carriage.
First wet it thoroughly with the hose
or by throwing water over it. This will
remove all gritty dirt and mud, which,
if rubbed off, would scratch the varnish.
Do not use hot water in winter. Wash
off with a sponge soaked in water.
llow to start a lln.tr Screw.
With a nail punch give it two or three
sharp blows to drive it in, then use the
screwdriver. If the blows do not start
it, heat the screw by holding a hot iron
to its head.
HOW TO TREAT 'A WaicH.
An ({Id WtttrSuunkrr (ilvet Ad?le? Wo.th
FollaviDf.
"Dear in mind," said an oU wutch
maker the otlier ilay. "that a watch ia,
in it.* way, almost as delicate a piece o(
uiccliantsni as the human synteui. As it
I is necessary for u man who wishes to
| keep in good health to take his meals,
regularly, eo it is neceaaary to feed nl
watch at regular intcrvala. Yon feed a
watch by win
r
and *1.00. -
A Kentucky man wanted his
coffin filled with whisky. If it is
destructive in life, he thinks it
ought to bo preservation in
death.
While Sir. T. J. Kiotaey, of Altona.
Mo., was traveling in Kansas he was
taken violently U1 *>"? cholera morbus.
He Called at a drug store to get some
medicine and the druggist reopm
mende.1 Chamberlain's Colic. G'helera
Remedy- so highly ho
concluded to try it llie result was
immediate relief, and afew do?<>? cured
lnni i-dnii'li'tely. It ia made for bowel
complaiut and nothing elw. It never
fails. For sale by H. Ii Wella m
Y. P. S. C. E. COLUMN.
The Telegram's Weekly Com
ments on the
CHRISTIAN ENDEAVOR LESSON
,-erst, rsxvsyte
Iroh rtotj Suuday evening at 7:SU
P-r!? _Wlnnll>i'P"". *1 3ns | cur.
*3L
? one element ncrosaary to soul win
f emphasized in our topical referencen
risdom. Tho writer of Proverb* says
ci. DO, "He thai winncth souls is wim.*,"
more literally. "He that in
> winneth souls." In ] Cor, j,,
|have set forth tho wisdom, tact au?i
I used by tlie great npontle Paul In
winning. To the Jew he became a
I. to tho Ken tile iih a gvntilo. to those
lout law a* one without la w-ln short,
hings to all men. that ho might snvo
ii? iIom not mean In a bad souse It
not mean that Paul was , mPre
'rver. that ho careletwly panderm!
' weakn. MO, and peculiarities of
.soes that he might b? |iopular with
| It means that in a true and noble
m himself I,, aotivo touch
11 classes, looked at things from
ndpoint of each, put himself In
[ilaraw that ho might understand
nd bo abb- to Inflnonco them and
??ro to Christ. This was tmo wis
It may well l>e emphasized, for
|ltmdering error* of those who
rtn souls often account for their
i?t n? notice this one elomont of
Iin sou I winning.
Mom is enjoined in sonl win
Christ knew the great need of
^ dealing with men's souls, so ho
" 1 to impress its nood upon His
On one occasion, when Ho
s fishermen from their nets, He
rill make yon flsliors of men."
f'the tact and shrewdnoaa nec
thesuccessful fisherman. Again,
ruling His disciples forth. Ho
a yo wiso as serpents." Tho ser
|own tor ita cunning and suIh
?ua, Christ on two occasions
tho need of wisdom in win
?onls of men.
Pom la necessary in nonl win
IS: "He t,wt '? "i?o
Jsonls. This is equivalent to
^o that is unwise wiunoth not
- but wisdom is necessary in
I souls we soo too often lllns
I the disastrous results that fob
uck of wisdom on tho part of
i people. Tho utter lack of tho
/esemblanco to shrewdness and
dealing with men is often do
in those who would really do
-B men saved. From ono blun
nother thoy go, often destroying
ftneo that haa been made. The
if such labors nro as lamentable
ork itself is deplorable.
-dom is successful in sonl win
>ul was tho wisest of men. Ho
|, ""cco"?f"1 ut >nen in leading
| Christ. Let ns imitato his wis
t his success may bo ours.
References-Da,, xii. 8; Math.
Oi Mark i. 10-18: Acts xvi, 80. 81;
ri. 18. 14; I Cor. I, 21-27; Eph. ii,
[I t, 8tH2; Math, v, 18-18; H Pot.
v. 20; 1 Tim. It, h.
I?rlna the 1111,1, With Ton.
tiau Endeavorers should bring
to the society meetings bo
I aro frequent occasions for the
,on of appropriate texts, which
(emory may not retain. Reading
9 Bible is next best.
; and responsive reading from
Me would become much more
?I ? niombors wonld bring their
and such reading is very holpfnl.
[should enjoy tho companionship
book and like to have It with us
we do not open it.
w minutes of Bible reading while
?T?."? Vffg ,or the Hooting to begin
is the best projaration for tho meeting.
Often in the course of the meeting
helpful comments on Bible ponages wiU
?nd if you know how to mark
your Biblos wisely yon wUl want thom
*t hand to mark.
The Bible-carried along the street is a
?ort of Christian banner, and every
Christian Eudeavorer should wish to
colon.?Qoidgn b?m,
Let AH Hiivo a Chance.
A good many clones have one mem
ber who wants to answer all the ques
tions the teacher asks. It is needless to
point ont the damage which snch a pupil
will do to the others if ho bo not re
strained. A public rebolce for forward
ness should bo the last resort. If the am
bitious yonth will not talte a hint, it
would be a good plan to ask him private
ly to give others a chance. It would be
an Interesting experiment to make up a
class of such young people and let them
talk each other down.?Pilgrim Teacher.
Whmt Is Tour FaTorlle PuakpT
The prayer meeting service may be de
lightfully varied by asking each mem
ber of the society to name on a slip of
paper his favorite passage of Scripture.
These may be gathered up and read,
with appropriate comment, by the pas
tor. The fact that many of the slips are
duplicated again and again will in itself
be a matter of interest, as showing what
texts have the strongest hold upon tho
hearts of believers.?Young People's
Standard.
Cbriitlin Endeavor Note*.
Brooklyn now has 108 societies. Its
junior union oomprises 23 societies.
A Christian Endeavor society has been
formed in the American church, Paris,
Rev. Edward Q, Thurber, D. D., pastor.
The German Lutheran Endeavorers
have now two publications devoted to
their interests. They are abont forming
a denominational onion.
"Five hundred and twenty-two
brought to Christ in our state last year
through Christian Endeavor," joyfully
announces B. R. Hoobler. the Michigan
statistical secretary.
New Hampshire week at Chicago will
be May ft-15, and Hotel Endeavor will
be tho headquarters.
The Chinese Presbyterian society of
Oakland, Cal., sent a delegation 22 strong
to ths recent Alameda county conven
tion. l'hsy were heartily received.
Consumption Surely Cured.
To Tua Imnrn -PIMM Inform jour nilm
!li?t 1 tin a poalUva naiad; <?r tha ibomuinat
(ltnoM?. Or It* Umaljr UN tliouundi of bnpclMa
OMM hara Im?ii parmaoanUjr enrad. Iakall ballad
lo ??ml two bottlM of my ramed; FRKK to anj af
jrmir raadrra who ban cnnaumptlim If tfaajr will
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M AM\ IM.B, R I.. Uttoh a, 1881.
I. tha oiKl?rtUu?Kl. auffor*! from ?|iUt>p?y fat
? ymr*. hod mo app?tlte and oould do no work
?haUr?r;oonaulWd a number of doctora, but
oil Mold th?r?*M no romady for my dleeooe.
I then took 1'nUir K<n>ni? ? Nerva Tonlo. and
atn now la perfect health, and work all the timm.
Thousand thanks to yon* rtnwly.
PHILIP MONQHOH,
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may on your
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Hogs Will Reciprocate
By koopinjr healthy, taking ou tlosb
rapiuly, and at least ooat,
DR. JOS. HAAS'
PILES
"AVA1BHS ? rfrrm instant
I relief uii<l U an UifuJIihlo
Curator IMIm. i !
Uoi 2410, .Nuw York City.
ACME BLACKING is cheaper
at 20 cents a bottle than any
other Dressing at 5 cents.
A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAYS
because shoes onco blackened with it can
bo kept clean bv washing them with inter.
Pvoiifu in moderate circumstances find it
profitable to bur it at 20c. a bottle, became
what ther spend for Blacking they save in
shoo leather.
It is the cheapest blacking considering
its quality, and yet we want 'a sell it
chcaper if it can be done. We will pay
$10,000 Reward
for a recipe that will enablo us to mtiko
WouyB Acme Blacking at such a prico
that a retailer can profitably sell it at lOr. a
bottle. This ofler is open until Jan. lit, IMS.
WOIJP* * RANDOLPH. Philadelphia.
Oid Junitun painted with
PIK-RON
(this is the name of the paint), looks lilts
stained and Tarnished new furruturt. One
coat will do it A child can apply it. You
can change a pine to a walnut, or a cherry
to mahogany; there is no limit to vour
fancies. All retailers sell it.
OnahranfM, ur Dm l.kiwor Habit. Ml
11* r I* tuml brudmlnUlerlnc Ur.
IblM' ?MM HyrrlUc.
It it rnanutaaiuredcui a powder,whiiii can beffiveo
? jgg8?Bra?gHB
?a:id wilt iTJaot a pcrruanani ud ?pe?vl/
stturr itke pau?nt la a raodarata drinker or
mowraoK. Xtbaa bwn given in thousands
'
trad. It never Fail*. Tbcuywtcm onda tmprcfftufr
>wttbitiaUpocirlQ.u b*tik.<a>?aa-i utter impossibility
rt]wlMp?ctppcUMto tttM. O'lrMiouaauKL
dooH ot particular* Crco. Addreaa
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