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ThErbod of the averago maa contains
phosphorus sufficient > to make 483840
matches enough tofill about 0000 box < w
allowing eighty matches to the box
Phosphorus Is ono of fourteen element
entering Into tho composition of tho body
i It Is divided among tho bones flesh nerv
Ma t ous system and other organs Without
l 1 phosphorus brain would be weak tho
body feeble and the bones would disin
tegrate leaving man a squldy Invcrto
brato squirming In the dust Tho perfect
health of the human body requires a per
t feet balance of the constituent elements
of which It Is compos d Tho carbon
Iron lime sulphur sodium etc must all
be replaced as they arc used up In human
energy Take all tho Iron from tho blood
and tho circulation stops Thats death
Chango tho proper proportion of these
substances to each other destroy their
natural balance Intho body and you de
Itroy tho balance of health
TIlE FOOD WE EAT
Whoro do theso essential elements of
vital force como from From tho food
wo cat How arothey extracted and dls
I tribntcd to tho several organs they sus
i1 tain Tho are extracted and distributed
by tho stomach and other organs of di
gestion and nutrition What happens
if when tho stomach Is weak Tho food
J Is only partly digested and assimilated
And then what Then the balance of
health Is destroyed and theres blood
t 2 trouble nerve trouble lung trouble
heart trouble or somo other trouble
with tho vital organs of the body Pain
Is the hunger cry of tho starved organs
r r What then Is tho logical first step to
health
healthPut
Yo Put the stomach and organs of digestion
and nutrition into a condition of sound
t health That Is just what Isdone by Dr
Plercos Golden Medical Discovery and
s that is just tho secret of the many mar
velous cures effected by this remedy
remedyNb
M Nb medicine call make fat or flesh
Food alone can mako them Only the
stomach and Its allied organs can ex
tract from the food tho elements that
e t mako flesh and fat and sustain life
1 t f Nerve foodsbloodmakInK medicines
are mere fads and fallacies The stomach
r and organs of digestion and nutrition pre
pare and distribute tho food
k DiscoveryIs
I Is not a euroall It docs ono thing it I
01cures diseases of tho stomach and organs I
ck ofdlgostlon and nutrition Tho rest Na
turo does Nature feeds the nerve en
t riches tho blood heals tho lungs and re
stores tho fatllngVital powers Golden
Medical Discovery only removes the
obstructions disease has put In Natures
ywav There Is no alcohol In Golden Medical
Discovery and it contains neither opium
cocaine nor any other narcotic Doctor
Pierce holdsno secrets from yonllo tells
you that tho Discovery the
following Ingredients Golden Seal root
Queens root Stone root mack Cherry
bark Bloodroot Mandrake root and
Chemically Pure Glycerine
From Organic Medicines by Grover
t Coo M D of < Ndw York wo extract the
following Ilydrastls Golden Seal ex
ft lcrclses an especial influence over muc ms
surfaces Upon the liver It acts with
3 equal certainty and efficacy As a chola
1 goguo liver efficnchAs has few
andN
N abdominal viscera generally It is an
efficient and reliable remedy Also In
scrofula glandular diseases generally
cutaneous eruptions indigestion debility
diarrhoea and dysentery constipation
I piles and all morbid and critical dis
charnd I
> F Ellincwood I D says of Stone root
r J vColllnsonfa stimulates tho stomach
acts as a tonic to enfeebled muscular
structure of the heart and has a direct
Influence upon atonlcwcak and dilated
or otherwise Impaired conditions of tho
r pileIIn
In catarrhal gastritis where tho circula
gnstrlUslwhero
a tion Is defective It either alone or com
bined with hydrastis is of first Import
ance They Increase the appetite and
greatly Improve tho digestion and assimi
lation of food Good for rectal ains and
nUcsof the pregnant woman Isa heart
i tonic of direct and permanent influence
Excellent In tho bicycle heart In rheu
matic Inflammation and clergymans sore
t throat American Dispensatory says of Blood
4 root stimulates digestive organs In
creases action of heart and arteries
stimulant and tonic Very valuable as a
cough remedyacts as a sedative fur
t ther valuable as an alterative
> The Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser Is a valuable work for frequent
i consultation and Is freo from technical
x < terms It contains over one thousand
pages It Is sent post paid on receipt of
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1 cof mailing only 21 stamps for a copy in
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One Was Out For Blood and Got Duo
1 Satisfaction
A tall lop shouldered negro who
worked about the frelghthousc had
taken a seat pn the platform with his
back against n cotton bale for n rest
when a fat and stocky colored man
came across the street and stood be
fore him and gazed upon him In un
disguised contempt This had con
tinued for a minute when the one on
the platform queried
Steve Dolllster who yo lobklu at
In dat distinguished way
Ts lookln ntyo sah
What yo lookln at me fury
Two weeks agot said the stocky
man as he flourished his right arm In
the nlr yo slandered my character
huh
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I dun sent yo n challenge snhn
challenge to meet mel
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I sedt It frcw de mall nn I dis
closed nil oxtry postage stamp fur yo1
to reply wid Up to dls date sail Is
had no reply I wants to know what
yo Is goln to do about It
What Is gwine to do Ill show
yo sou Doan yo feckon yo kin
bulldoze me Steven Bolllsterl
lIe took from his hip pocket nn old
handkerchief mid from the folds of
the handkerchief piece of brown pa
per anti after two minutes hunting he
found n postage stamp and handed It
out with the remark
If yo dun thought I hadnt do man
13 honor to save an return dot stamp
den yo didnt know me sah didnt
know mol
Sail replied the stocky man as he
examined the stump and put it away
I accept dcnpology an nm no longer
mad
If yo haint mad den I haint mad
rejoined the other And presently they
went across tIre street with their arms
around each other to get a drink
Badgering a Witness
A lawyer for the defense In a recent
case tried to discredit an old negro
who had been culled as a witness by
such questions Jis
So your name Is Sam Miller Is It
Are you the Sam Miller who was ar
rested and sent to prlson for stealing
No sub replied the darky
Xo Well then you are the Sam
Miller arent you who smashed a lot
of store windows once when drunk and
disorderly
Xo sah Is not dat Sam Miller
neither
But youve been In jail havent
you1
you1Yes
Yes sah once
Ahhhh For how long
Bout an hour sah
An hour Be careful Im very par
ticular very particular to get the
truth Now what do you mean by
saying you were In jail for only an
hour
I went there nab to whitewash a
cell for a lawyer who like yosclf sub
was very particular very particular
New York Times
Youthful Purists Correction
Mamma Mamma she cried
Tommys makin faces at me
Aint doing anything of the kind
retorted the boy
Why Tommy corrected the indul
gent parent I saw you myself
No you didnt persisted the boy
I couldnt make a face if I wanted to
All I did was to screw up the ready
made one Ive gotChlcago Post
Why He Changed His Mind
Hanks Do you believe In total de
pravity Mr Grumpy
I Grumpy confirmed old bachelor
I didnt use to but I do now Ive
been boarding for tho past three
months In a family where they have
half a dozen chll DJudge
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Mr Orthodoxer But surely sir Dr
Reglar doesnt advertise
The Editor Well no not directly
hut when business Is dull be often
sends mo a check for Inserting pie and
pastry recipes Llpplncotts
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The Real I Wearer
It these trousers dQ gi otsaid
Mr Meekun my vitJfe Illend mo
back with themt
Why I supposed they were for
you said the tqllqr wrapping them
up Chicago Record ierald
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Mrs Pencil Yea but hes too stuck
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How do you know hetls iri love with
that red halr jrreck9facedglrij n
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he refers to her hair as golden and
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FINAL APPROVAL
f T GIVEN OKLAHOMA
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Admission of New State Increases
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creases Electoral College
to 483 Votes
Washington Septa 28 President
Roosevelt today decided to approve
the Oklahoma Constitution Finding
that all precedent Is against his with
holding the admission proclamation
that the territory Is entitled to State
hood andithat only through the flim
siest political excuse could It be kept
out of the Union he will reluctantly
give It his final approval
The proclamation will be Issued be
fore Congress convenes and the two
Democratic Senators and four Demo
cratic and one Republican member of
the House will lie sworn In The re
sult of this will be that the Repub
licans will not have a twothirds vote
of the Senate the membership stand
lug 61 Republicans to 31 Democrats
The membership of the House will
be increased to 3J1 the Republicans
having i22 and tho Democrats JG9 a
Republican majority of 53 The ad
mission of the new State Increases the
electoral college from 476 votes to
4S3 votes the successful presidential
candidate at the next election requir
ing 242 votes As the seven addi
tional election votes are certain to be
Democratic the approval Is at least
something for the Democratic party
which ib mighty thankful for small
favors these days
Make a note notget Elys
Cream Balm If you are troubled with
nasal catarrh hay fever or cold In the
head It Is purifying and soothing
to the sensitive membranes that Hue
the air passages u It Is matte to cure
the disease not to fool the patient by
a short deceptive relief There Is no
cocaine nor mercury In It Do not be
talked Into taking a substitute for
Elys Cream Balm All druggists sell
it Price 50c Mailed by Ely Bros
515 Warren Street New York
fin Immune
ProprietorDId Owens ever pay that
little bill ho owed us
Bookkeeper No sir
Proprietor Whats he doing now
Bookkeeper understand he Is the
manager of a concern for the collec
tion of bad debts
Proprietor Oh well If thats the case
just charge the account to profit and
loss Chicago News
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A Change
Hans 1 hear dot darn little dog of
yours Is dead Veil I spose It Is a
change for the better
Doodlcsaft No It aint It vas a
change for the wurst New York Jour
nal
Calls
Foote Ligute Did he get a call last
Dlght
Miss Sue Brette Yes several
Curtain calls 1
No catcalls Yonkers Statesman
The Stay at Home
Let others go and suffocate
In chambers six by nine
These torrid nights a hammock
strung
Upon tho roof fs Inc
While broiling on a sandy beach
Some foolish folks may please
I much prefer with book and pipe
At homo to take my case
Youre welcome to your morning dip
Within the rolling deep
Wliero crabs are fastened to your
toes
And eels around you creep
My tub of pure white porcelain
As clean as clean can bo
With sparkling shower bath attached
Is good enough for mo
I haven glass of something cool
And musical with Ice
And yet T do not have to pay
A dollar wrecking price
Whats that you lIoy1 To pack my
things
Youve got a pass for two
Of course Ill go and spend a month
Beside the briny blue
Minna Irving In New York Press
An Ounce of Prevention
Is worth a pound of cure There are
many poor sufferers Consumptives
who aro hopeless of getting well
who If they had taken care of them
selves would now bowelL A cough
Is the foundation of Consumption
Ballards Horehound Syrup will cure
that cough Mrs 8 Great Falls
Montana writes I have used Bal
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ly for years my children never suf
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Take The Herald
A Tribute to True Worth
Early Tuesday morning September
17th I907i the angel of death visited
the homo of Tommy Hoops Cool Sprl
the home of Tommy Hoops Cool
Springs audV topic away the spirit of
his lpylnt wife Mrs Tina Hoops
Mrs Hoops was a middleaged wo =
man and was elnco early chlldhod an
orphan She lived for a number of
years In the home of Mr Davenport
and early tnilto she was married
to AIr Hpopsi
Perhaps no truer heart ever found
Ipdging within human breast than was
the heart of Mrs Hoops Used to toll I
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and hardslp she bore the trials of
llfeas faithfully as any human could
Dev Jed to herfamllyand her hom
Devoted to her family and to her
home and faithful to the duties of
hor little household she was ever
found doing the very best she could
andsvlth a cheerful disposition and
thankful heart She loved her hus
band took great Interest In training
her k children and was ever mindful
of her Christian duties She had been
l11alonl time had boro her Illness
llkuJa heroine was ready when the
summons came and heaven seemed to
commence long before earth was
passed A Friend
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The Womans Home Companion for
October is primarily a Fashion Num
ber hot that the other regular depart
ments are slighted In the least nor
that ihe fiction is any way below tho
excellent standard the Womans Home
Companion has set for itself Grace <
Margaret Gould tho Fashion Editor
has done more than any other person
to make this October Issue Interesting
and helpful contributing as she does
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page after page of attractive and
practical designs for Fall and Winter
costiihUS A particularly novel and
helpful l pagtf gives photographic Illus
trations e of the newest silks fabrics
and trimmings another shows the
new Jhats going Into shape as to
shapes and colors There are still
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others at waists and lingerie
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lit lCJ good physicians
shbvH pronounce your
cat hopeless If they I
shDuLl decide that you
coin 1 not live longer than 1
six weeks And if you I
shpuld get well after us
ing only 1200 worth of II
Dr Miles Heart Cure and I
Nervine what would you
advise a friend in like con
dition to dot
I have to thank you for saving
my wifes life two years ngo Wo had
continued with tho doctor until tho
third doctor like the two previous
ones said that nothing could bo dona
tor her that she had better be taken
home from tho hospital to quietly wait
her time which would not bo over G
weeks nt tho most I brought her
home and then I thought probably
Dr Miles Heart Curo and prohablyI I
I bottlo of
might help her HO got a
each nnd some Nerve and Liver Pills
and commenced to give them to her
Wo soon seen an improvement nnd
encouraged by this wo continued giv
ing the medicine We gave her eleven
bottles In all of tho medicine Sho
takes It occasionally now If oho feels i
tho need I nm In tho ministry and I
havo been for 41 years
REV P MILLIGAN
Genda Springs Kans
Dr Miles Heart Cure Is sold by
your druggist who will guarantee that
the first bottle will benefit If It falls
he will refund your money
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