THE HARTFORD HERALD
"WEDNESDAY JUEN 11 191D
, WHY, INDHKI)?
General Leo had boon lecturing
his i.C v recruits at soma length on
"ThedaUea of a soldier." At last
ho thought tho time had como to
llnd out just what he had accom
plished, Casting his eyes over tho room,
ho fixed thorn on Private Murphy
as his first victim. "Private Mur
phy," he said, "why should a nol-j
uier be ready to die tor his coun
try:" Tho private scratched his head
for a while: 'Then an incrntlntliii;
smllo llltted across his face. "Sure, '
captain," he said, pleasantly,
"you'ro right. Why should he?'
tfSS !!lll'",1,l,l,lliiii,,l, Which of the Three Delicious
? V& u.ii,.
Crystal White" en jthe Red Can; "Golden
Brown" in the Blue Can; "Maple Flavor"
the neyKaro with plenty of substance and a
rich Maple Taste in the Green Can.
IMPORTANT TO YOU Every can of Kara ia marked with
exact weight in pounds of cyrup contained. Do not be misled
by rr-fcapc.olF fii;1&r the ! c. x g nurrbr oily and baring no
Hht'--i to viight -
Wlllto was being measured
his first niado-to-ordcr suit
"Do you want tho shoulders padd
cd, my llttlo man?" Inquired tho
"No," said Willie significantly,
"pad tho pants." ,
Student (to servant at tho door)
"Miss Brown?" '
S. nant "Sho' engaged."
Student " I know. I'm what
she's engaged to."
Senator Simmons, one. of - tho
Tariff leaders, reltttes u conversa
tion ho had with a Now York poli
tician who was recently in Washing
" 'Thoro is one objection to tho
new tariff bill that I have not ocon
mentioned, Senator,' said tho poli
tician. ' " 7Yhat is that? ' I aikedT
i , " 'It doesn't remove the
nrom carpets.' "
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'1 A Wt. y&trZbfa -rayS I ' Beautifully illualraiid. It It ftcc. Write us todny for it. -. .,, ,--'-' ,r .
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lllhiM ffei -n Corn Products Refining Company MSSSM
I'ifM gy .rf P.O. Co., 101 Hew York City JSkH
"OUR KHTURXIXG ILEKOES." I Sidney Williams Her head rested on his should-' SfiBaSSgaKia&kasaaSSaag
I Notice lo Fanners!
i - -
Wife (complalnlngly) "You'ro
not like Mr. Knagg. They've been
"I married twenty years, and Mrs.
Knagg says her husband Is so ten
der." Husband "Tender! Well, ho
ought to bo, after being in hot wat
er that long."
"Why is Reginald capering about
In that extraordinary fashion? lias
ho stubbed his too?"
VNo. Ho has thought of a sood
name for a now dance, and is try
ing to Invent a new step to fit it."
Young man (ardently) "I pres3
my suit on bended knee."
Young Lady (Icily. "Haven't
you an ironing hoard?"
Quizzor "What'u tho matter,
oid man? You look worried'
Sizzer-r " I have causo to. I
U:ed a man to trace my pedigree "
Quizzor "Well, whet's the trou
ble? Hasn't ho boen succe3i.ful?"
SIzzer "Successful! I rsaoula
s' ho has! ''r.i pitying hire hush
'Jion't you iti'l.t'o every woiaiij
lb- . Id hae a .-. M?"
fc'wrel Young Wit
'No," repM.'l iiic 'Young
tti t I belle a . e ? woman sh.t
1 tyi a voter."
Tho names of tho following boys
havo been roportcd to us as having
returned from sorvico overseas.
This list will bo added to as fast as
tho naiuc3 arc sent In. -Send your
tacks "on or relative's namo as ho should
bo in tho honor roll: Thoso sub
Lieut. Everett Likens
Kobert E. Price
Clifford It. Maddox
Simon Smith '
Carlislo P. Williams
John B. Hazellp
John D. Autry
Attrice B. Faught
James A. Crowder
Koscoo Westorfleld "
William C. Knott
Bert R. Barncrd
Hen Turner- -
Alvoy Petty '
Noah Leo Rowe
Alvin Byron Porter
Her head rested on his should
er, and her little hand lny confiding
lv In his. i
"Tell. ir Alfred," said the hap-
i py maiden, "how you over camo to (
pick me out ns tho girl you wanted
. .to jw.irry." .
I "Well, Dora,'" replied tho ccsta
' tic young man in a gush of confi
I dence, "it was mother that put me
up to it."
Hartford Herald $1.50 tho year
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES
Ailcn' Fuot-Easo, th ftntlteptlc powder to bo
rhalen Into the eliocs and sprinkled in tho foot
bath. The Platubiirg Camp JlanualadvUesmcn
In tralningto uso Foot-Uasolu thclrehocs cuch
morning. It prevents blisters and snro Bpntsand
relics epalnrul,8wo!Itn,euartinK feet and takes
the ftlng out of corns and banlnns. A certain
relief for sweating, calioni, tired, aching feet.
Alway" nee Allen' Foot-Eae 'o urcat la new
shoes. Sold everywhere, 25c. i
13 the xcoi cf nearly all digestive
evils. If vour digestion is wcbIc or
out of k":cr, better cat isjo and use J
tho new till to bel?er digestion.
Pleasant to tnko effective. Let
ft Ki-ni lids help straighten out your
MADS DY SCOTT. 3c BOWNE
MAKJKS 6F SCOTTS EMULSION
Lvt Mc Supply You With Any of
the following items you may. need:
Senator Borah was talking at a
' dinner at Boiso, about an ombarras
slng question that had been asked
"Tho question," ho said, smiling,
"went unanswered. It was llko lit
tle Wlllio's query."
"A young gentleman was spend
ing tho week-end at llttlo Will!o'3
cottages at Atlantic City, and on
Sundny cvonlng after dinnor, thoro
being a scarcity of chairs on tho
crowded piazza, tho young gentle
man took Willio on his lap.
"Then," during a pause in tho con
versation, llttlo Willio looked up ut
the young gontloman and piped1
" 'Am I ns heavy as Sister Mabiti7
' Whatsoover a man soweth. I lint
sfiall ho reap. ' Johnny rspoiiiJil
it after his fathor sovorn' Minos,
un seomed to .mvo mastered iho
As thoy drow near tho Sunday
sllool tho fur. or gnvo Jn' i.uy hU
H rohcursal. "Now. uon." nc
teid, "let's 'iave tho Co dim vTc.xt
This is what he got:
"Whatsoover a man sows always
Ton-year-old William camo
homo ono day In a regrcttablo state'
of disorder and with u somewhat
"Oh. Willio! Willie!" oxclalmod
his mother, shockod and griovod.
"You havo' disobeyed mo again;
how often havo I told you not to (
play with that naughty Johnson
"Mamma," euld WHUani, in uttor
disgust at this fomlnlno reprimand,
"do"I look a? it I had been playlug
With anytody?" ,
Civon Up toDIo by Her l7riands, n
Young Lady Ra overs Her
H&jUi end Incra-iea
Weight -A'3 Pounds.
A Powerful Nation Needs Strong
A nation is no
Etronijer, than iU
women. Hence, it
la tho duty of ev
ery woman wheth
er yojntr, middlo
age, or h advanced
llfo to prorervo her
lic.ilth. If you nro
sick and buttering
don't wait until to
morrow but e'k
relief at once to
ydur lKnoi-i in y
Thoia 1j n remedy for nliuoit
every 111. Tliouuanda have found
Peruna to be that icinudy us did
Miss Clara Lohr of.2X X. Gold St.,
Grand Kaplds, MlQhtgan. She writer
a friend i "I dou't n.cd l'eruiui uny
more. I am ell well after Talcing
Fix bottles. I welched ninety
pound. Loforo I started und was
poor und weakly. I hod such
a couh nnd spti.lnir all tho time
that I never expected to recover.
Zy friends suve ir. up. I could eat
nothlny. Nov I can cat and welch
123 poirnd. I most thankfully rec
ommend Peruna to my frlendn."
Mlia Loin's letter Is on Insplm
tlon, n. inessapo of hope to Buffering
women. It telU you that you tou
may bo strong ,und well and vigor
ous. Pcnma may be had In eli .1
liquid or te.Het form. Ark j t
dcalor. If you '-alue' health, do not
accent u substitute. Dr. H;utnum'n
A'orld Pumouo lcruna Tonic I..
what you Vunt. The Peruna Cii-'i-tany.
Dojt. 70, Colutnbut). OMo. a' o
publish Dr. llartman'n 'Health Boo'c.
Tho book is free. ffl&- tyr. It.
Your dealer w"l clvo you n Peru a
SVESTBEHT 10 YIELD 8i0
GENERAL PJ30TORS CORPOKAT50N
G CbTiJULATSVE DEBENTURE 6T0CE1
?tt Vslos of Stares, $103 C3l!:L!e st $115 per Share end Accrued Dividar.d
i'i:iu:uAitY, mxy, al'(1'st and xovi:j:bi:ii
The princip.il prod wis of the (i-i .1 Mntots Ci n""'.itloti uro:
AUTOMOBILES Cndillw. Ilulck, I'bhi.l,
Oakland, Oh.mimldlf, Su ipp-Bont!i.
TRUCKS AND Tr?ACTORS M. M. C, Chev
rolet, Ohhuiublle, Sam-on.
nurnln?' nrter taxes for tho pa" "'' ''urs lmvo tvenmed eaeh
eur six tliuiM dividend nspiln-mi nis , n entlro utnuuut of Delien
tiiii" ninl Preferred Stock oiiiMundlii;.'.
Orders may he telephoned our expense. ,
Special ciiciihir on rniest.
Pr.lCE C-:o PER SHARE
Jamss 0. Wiltem k GonpaRjf
210 S. Fifth Mreot
gtrtyHV frpt fircyrHT'W v m tlMUnWiMUWb tiiTW'
McCormick Binders, Rakes and Mowers.
Osborn D!f c Harrows.
Cultivators and Soil Pulverizers.
Oil; Engines l2 to 6-horse power.
F. A. Ames Buggies.
Literty Loan Bonds
Our Nov York' Stock Exchange
membership enables us to offer
facilities for execution of orders
in all issues of Liberty Bonds and
other securities to the best pos
sibleiadvantage of our customers.
HENNING CHAMBERS & COMPANY
404 West Main Street Louisville, Kentucky
Hennlng Chambers Charles L. McCraw Harrison Hunter
A Fidld Of Satisfaction u I
Because He Sowed
Oa.HL and se TP.a
vcFt"wi&mto&4irwwMTrT&wreiininmnrm n m jjm
iviiischel & Sions
Granite, Mnrblo and Greon ItftM
Gat our prices, for wo lmv
largest, fluent and best Haul?
Monumental works Sti W
Kentucky. And can i-avo you uwC
In T!je itadness .12 Ye".
412-411 Resst Main Stroet
holow Boll Hotel
Every Lay Strain
1 l ptfOLr.Caiu
I v Brown
SIXGLII COM 1 1 ItHOW.V LKC
IIOrtNS.hred from tho Famous -cry
Lay Strain. Brod from Win
ners at Madison Square ganlwt
show. Bred from 200 to 2S0 BG
lions. Out of two Entries at Tri
Stao Fair at Memphis, Tens. 8
won 1st arid 3rd Prize. OrdC
promptly filled from this add. BRrjsJ
from pen 1( $2.00 per netting 33
eggs. Eggs from pen 2( $3.00 p-c
setting l.r oggB. All ogge shiMKfi
propatd. Order now.
C Phono 120 Bex I
'thb surb crowino Kino"
They produce better croiu. Your first sowlns
will con vloca yqu. Ask your dealer.
LOUISVILLE EKED CO..Inoorjorjd
1' Cwlulvly wMiul ' UOUICVILkr, K1
" .j' ' itdt fc if li
OUR CLIENTELE GROWS
Npt Upon Promises, But Upon Performance.
"Wo aro Pioneers in "
Dry Cleaning and Dyeing
Prompt tyiltvnrtos. , In Business Since lSH
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.; 't'b'eTiiasdale Company
035-827 Walnut St. Cincinnati, Ohio.
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