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POETRY. THE LOXG WEITE SEAM. Asl cam- round th harbor buof, Tas ILhts heran to leam, ?owave the lam! l.wked harbor 9tirr4k T ae naa were wliite a cream ; An 1 1 marked mv love by cand'elUht BVWiag her Ion- white Kam. ItV . re wid? ash .re, my dear. w utrh sad nn-er at -ea: It's reef and furl, and hurl the line Set sail and think of tbee. I climbed to reach her cottar e door Oh, iwth my !ov .in f MvlnliM0f '',;"hr hcr v brs forth. Mv oul to meet it -pr jT,, mt en ÄS K 1 'of Old A, , loiii'io t-. it,. Awuke ami D'it nvr a fti my dream. tm like thfs. ; white (emu. merlon Fa'.r fa!!- f v ';:i-. -lie na; "ui iiu'.s. V --..lira V.r. .T" ti me in to t'.ee. ä-,1 P droji dowa on that rer Um pifhtfi. .. t ?a w roof - ci mv llear that rnn eo clear. .lor: ho love of me. . for " w,!tl 'ro' IwH low. 4 toe .'Hmtic ! nickeriD-' ir e:-.m. wedding irowu it waa fhe wrunsht, Mwtajg tu luntr whiie am. .MISCELLANEOUS. ATLAS TIC 1 AIL FI BST-CLA8S. A naturally as a steal needle llius to a magnet so have I fell always ready to hurry to the aid of a lady in distress, I do not say it vamuingly, nor put it for ward as a virtue, for the act ha ge n era I J y been involuntary ; and so it wmoii day la-t year. when, having seen my -ru!! quantity ot nmraasl luggage on board the great screw liner lying at the wharf get ting uj her steam. tmJn for her race across the Atlantic, I waa loaaingalMant, watching with oosaiHcrsble v.uiiibt'inent the rriv.il of passengers, for the most part excited, worried, and thti peer of porters and cab mm, who sauen to be troubled with no more perfections in Lhrerpool than in the Betropolis. A lighted dgar was. hi I ajun my lips, ',nd 1 was trying t enjoy it for Judging from old experience of my sssstav tiona n a rough sea, I did not anticipate ine ja couafbrt for the next two or three auafsat the least when a Yerjr trdiaarr Sbolting man, evidently a commercial traveler for easting hooac, aralked up and asked nie for a light, starbjg at tue the while in so ofleasiva a saarjwt that as I handed rny cigar, I glanced down at his .eft hand to see that it was no: meddluv wbh my watch -ehaia. " Loks like a eommesrhl, but m tv he I pick pocket." I read asentaliy, of coarse while he BSjfled at his cignr, putting mine out in the process. loing across. be sa-.d abi.mlv ...1 to use what would probably bare been his in asina, taking stoc ef aae the while "Sir-'" Mr " Going across the V- nd. ndceUrtn r he said aain, eoolh sfed noddina his WmA toward vessel. the P ffgoming and snorting RÄT I mU, ma tone meant to be. perfectly Behjsariaa in its hauteur, s J1 tamed aside: for I had met the appf A af a pajr nf rl.irlr evesa j.,(iv v'af,?n distress, and, between porters and ftigir apparently perfectly i)ewildered. Are you going on hosad ?" i aaked. 1 CS. oh ve mir tlio nwnr 01 the "ys, engt fly. " Are von connect d with stenmor, Sal "Er no, not exact'y," I said, taken mewhat aback; and I foil disposed to say, iiDo I look as if I was?4 Allow me. though these men 5" ' Ys, yea,"1 said the lady ; " they ask six briiings for briagiag say luggage from the '-f;ion. Is it corr-' ."' "Absurd! No.- I aid half 'is ample' And. espousin;: the lady's cause, I dismissed the ravenous monsters who a r ro-.vn prey upr.n the onprotected. and then s-n' her hiaxage on board the BetceUjfn, casting mor, than once phases aside to see that my WW acquaintance was tall, with h nd- -nie. w 11 -marked features, very ladylike, and dn ssed in the fir foshfon. " eems odd,' I ih mght, " traveling quite alone. Strong -minded woman, perhaps." Hut this latter thought was sU aside the next moment as I handed her alone: thjp irvsnng look in her dark eyes; and the an Wen she ATS to mv entreaties that she would not. ht alarmed at the rushing Water, the uneasy motion of the s?enier. and the pushing e.eitel crowd, were gialeful in the evtreme. I felt nattered, and no: at all rry that mek a companion was to share mf vy;;ge. " If you would lead me to the cabin w here I ensdd see the stewardess,1 she said, and I hSMBM diately handed her to tho saloon door, where she turned franalyto hold out a well-gloved though rather large hand. " I am indeed much obliged. I am d iged to travel alone.- but my hnabaatd will meet me on landing at New- York, and he will, I know, be extremely grateful for 3'oiir kindness." The next moment I was standing alo.n eossfosnsdmg her husband, and appealing to fate to know why another should have first seen and secured about the only wo man who seemed likely to form an agree able sharer of my pilgrimage through life. ' Nice to be a young, smart-looking fel low,"" said a voice; and, turning, th"re stood the bagm m, puffing sway .it his cl and -taring at me with all his might, though, proha'-ly from BUHlES SS habit, he I M ret'eiring from time to time to a pocket book he held in his hands. MKow, you know. I never make an hnpseasion Uke that Otl a lady. I never find the sax a-k : - my pn'tertion, and all thai sort of thing. Very nice, though, I should think, isn't tt?" Be "'companied hi- ban words with the slightest approach to a wink, and closing Die book he poked rue wch it in ihe aide, .when 1 felt in annoy, d thai I angrily turn ed apcMi say heel and walked to the side, watching the arrival of late passengers; 1 t;t to my great disgust he followed sas, : ad, hcedleas of my floaaiag looks, oon j ' USWSd his scrutiny. I tried very hard to get rid of him. but fcnuhbing was thrown a war. Apparenü eould not understand that his conduct was obtrusive ; and af last, making a vir 1 m of aeeessitT, 1 snrfored him, find he lit erally hooked himself on to me. But all the -a;:! he seeUSSd to have a shrawd hsnaneaa eye ; and while carefully keeping close to rae he sefntinfasd all who came on board till the time for starting had arrived. The cables were cast looa screw revolved slowly, then stopped, th n revolved again, a.ti the vessel began grandly to move forward, the passenger angina their adieus a- they clustered by; Ike aisle. Thau once more the bag : u sar..-d me tuil ia the fuco, looked undeci ded, talked through the throng on deck, got in the sailor- way, rtaied in f ice after face, as a dog would who -ought his rn;us tcr, and then, in the Siuue i'iiOecided man ner, returned to ma, and stopped by my &ide, as if about to speak; but directly after he eh eked Maasen and drew oat an otlu r cigar. "How very soon the motion of the ves sel bsgkta to aflect yoa,n he s;ud, wiiit s smile "Aafcets yess, yoa mean," I replied. "Yes, exactly. ( urious, thougii, ain't it? Seems as if Nature never meant us to l'-ave hand of mir fathers the plaos of our birth, as the song s;iys( eh J Ever been across l'f're f "Tea, If ton,"1 I said, sharply; and Iben I walked away, for now. eJosety veiled, 1 had seen the figure of my lady friend emerging from the ahx.n door; and U)on mv going up and aakin ' conandng her welt'so sk ma'ie no demur arxut taking my urm and walking up and down the deck. I maul eandass iksj I thought very HHhj of the sessjs awwsad, though I kept,asi the strength of old recollections, pointing out the various familiar objects n wem p ing; for I h:d the idea in ray head th ' the remark inv mpmion had made wm not the truth; hi short, 1 did ant believe that there wotild b; any husband awaiting h'-r ujK.n the Ojoay at New York, s id thai after ail it was but a bold subterfuge by which a singh- and unprotected wosaan wisfosd to shroud herself In the respect paid to the married af leer lex. Th.it she was rebjR- t;il!e wa. undoubt- el ; but there was a timid, shrinking way about her, so different from iheqtt1et,caim f-ncses.don of a married lady; and I : It in d tbai no one wbose husband awaiSi d heenT"n the quay at New York r'i'y by hers!i p n to re my arm upon so hhH tut aaaawalsMSwMa, VOLUME XVI. T "la is that a t friend of fOUlf1 fud- neajy hk a my companion. ' F;' ' friend of miner" I said, in a puzzled stay. "Xo. I have no friends on board at le-is only one, I hope,' I added, j meaningly. ul 1 thank you," was the hesitating re ply, in th-4 most gentle of tones, 'V m I jx-ü'xi s,s vt are to rely ipoa the society of so tew daring a sea voyage, friendships do soon spring "p." "Hut to whoa were yon said. alluding ?'' 1 ' Oh, li is nothing. I but I am very we .k and fodish--l fancied that the man, the gentlensan yon were speaking to, was wnthJhsg us lather pa: tie"!r.riy. ' M Yes, yea, 1 dare say. 1 think, though, it s iiis habit Be looked Jost as earnestly St me v. short time g', and he has been staring at i very one h turn. You don1 think he is looking after run-iway young lady, d you:-' I added, laughing. In an instant my arm was dropped, and though the veil was down, my compan ion's eyes seemed to (lush fire as she half tamed roand toward me. I never piofossed to Ik? very penetrating, but I was keen enough to bee that I had lonchfd tt;ou a chonl which kepi bent the two ends of a how of mystery. I saw too that, bat for careful management, the ad- vanec I had made in the good graces of an admirable woman would be destroyed in an instant, " iivj exense my unpertineal remark," I (seJaimed, eagerly. "Tb.e words were ateaaingless, and uttered without fore thooght.''1 M y companion, apparently reassnred, took Bay arm vnca more, and uuered a little low laogh. Meaningless, indeed; but for a moment I thoogbt ' She did not finish her sentence ,- for at that moment my commercial acquaintance passed close by as, gave me familiar nol and a smile, wasted a cloud of smoke into tli: 1:t,,v s T' an ' wIked oaL u8nc consnnunatc impertine saht "You would hardly think nee : i think tii! I had never seen that man before to day." " AcquatatattccsiblPB do spring up rather rapidly BOmetimes, was Ihe meaning renly ; and I glanced down, but the Speak ers head was slightly averted, and it seemed to me tl at he spoke In husky tones. For tu nest three days the number of paaseagei who showed on deck was strict ry limited, in consequence of the state of the Weather, and really the ofMc s of steward and siewardees could have been no sinecure. F r ray r;,,b " cao only own to being qualmish on the second day. and I paced the deck hopefully in anticipation of the advent of my lady friend But go on J deck when I would I was certain to en counter the coo', easy-assured nod of the bagman, whose consumption of cigars inust have been something enormous. He was a- fr e and obtrusive as ever; but oae evening, Jost " it was tuning dark, I had the pleasure ot smoking my pipe in peace; for I saw him in deep conversation with a man I had hardly noticed before, from the tact of his being one of the second class psseeagers- To my great astonishment, though, after I had g' :,o into the saloon, the bagman eame strolling In, followed, a short time after, by the man to whom he had l)een speaking,- and this latter sealed himself on the opposite side of the table in an ab stract ed mannet, sat thinking for a while, and then slowly walked passed me and out of the saloon 'door, softly shaking his The nct two days psased pleasantly enough; for, though unwilling to com" on deck, the lady passenger was nearly recos. ered, and many a pleasant tettt-üt I eav Joyed. I found i;er ino-t lady like, .nd thoromjhir . il informed ; while, as I may use our the acquaintance warm t L if term, into something thai was at least frie .d-hip. I was delighted to find thai mine had Indeed ka ea s true saraaiss ; for she Confessed to having deteiminid to trarel us Mrs. Barilla, there being no bus band to ne.-.t her at New Y'ork, only a brother. Perhaps I did plume myself on inv shrewdness; at all events, that night after winning from her so sffigular an avowal, I was considerably elated. 1 listened thai evening to the remarks of a passenger re specting the tedium of the trip with a sense of lofty contempt; for I began to foe that I was very far gone, and the At lantic s cased to me the brigbest of seas, overborne by the bluest of skies. I a-, in fact, in such a s'.at-! of ecstasy that I went on deck to look up at the stars for an hour before seeking my berth; for Miss S.' ii! Saviile! what an old and aristocratic mane! Miss Sarille had re tired, or how glorious it would have been, in that clear, diamond-illuminated night, t have watched the sparkling of the spray, and Was 1 mistaken r Had she not parted from me a quarter of an hour before to re tire to re-t ! a .d now this Veiled figure that glided by me in the darkness, was not this she ! Imnotfeihl 1 laughed the next mo fnll ment ; of esa for I knew that my mind vas form, and that in the hasty alimpse I had obtained 1 bad invested an ther with the attributes of her I loved. Yes : h. r I loved. I was ready to own it now; and I leaned thoughtfully over the bulwark, going over the utradents of the past day or .s, and making tip my mind as to my future proceedings; for I had not lost Ml feeling of prudence. I wanted to know something of the lady's antecedents and c nnectiosM matters thai I concluded eould e is l v be arrived at iu conversation the next day. I was standing quite in the shadow be neath one of 'h quarter-boat , and I had just turned with the latent io 1 of descend ing, when some one passed me whom I recognizi I to be the lecoarf-claas psasen- gar; and th n for a few moments 1 heard ;t low nun mured convers ion a a short distance, when the man paused me again, going f 01 war I. Five minutes after I was at the saloon door, when a hearty clap on the shoulder m MSB me turn, to find that it was the bag man, who laughed softly at say antrry fat e, and then add 1 to his former obtrusJveness by thrusting his hand Into my side, aa he whi-p red to me, "I ssy, my lad, I'm going to open your eyes for you tomorrow, so look out. Th re, don 1 he appisfa ; come and have a cigar ap in the bowi -just one before you turn in." " I am ranch obliged," I said; Mbut I am going to my berth. " Just as you like," was the nonchalant replv, and m turned away. Let me a ," said the captain, at break fast next morning; " w he re's my friend who iifs 'bird down on the left -Mr. Lis ter St- ward, go and see if Mr. Lister is unwell again do, not again, because he seemed to be aa old sailor see if he's in his cabin." The steward returned with a reply in the negative; when supposing him to lie on di ck, the brcakf tt w;ud brooght to an end, and Mr. I.is r. or as I ealled hint, the bug man, was forgotten. The day passed and evening had arrived, when, as I was sitting in sweit intercourse with Miss Saviile, Humor's busy tongue begHn to announ e thai .Mr. Laster was saissia g. E imm diately recalled his promise to open my eyes that day, anl ;d-o that lie had invited me lo go forward with him ; lo smoke :. cigar; and, I know not why, a strange feeling of interest made mc leave my seat, apologize to Mis; siviiie, who bowed stiillv ami went below, while 1 walked forward to agronr !.) fint! the sdi )vt In full Uff ussyrw Iwoos Ike w , ' lud seen bin; go forward wir!i a li'b 1 . gaf bi4v, ecu his lirw, j;nd ;Mrch bi.iu . cle tc the bowhpiit ; hut they oiiid not recollect seeing him come back, though one man had some faint idea of something Mack coming close by him, but he was not sure. Moft excited groups formed, and I soon found that search had been made through ihe steamer, and that the captain was in neat trouble respecting the missing man; for all pointed to one fact that the poor fellow had chosen a dangero is position, and had, w ithout giving the alarm, Hipped and fallen Into the see, td be borne under in an instant by the huge cut-water of the vessc. I shuddi red; for I thought that, had I accepted his invitation, I might have seen him fall, and, if powerless to stay biet, still have given the alarm, perhaps in time for a boat to have been launched. M Can any gentleman afford any infor mation" said, the captain, addressing the group where I stood. "I can only a Id," I said, "the corrobora tive testimony tbot Mr. Lister Invited me to go h rrrsrd with him, but I declined." ' fou did not go forward with him!" s,aid the captain. "No," I replied "and I have no, recol lection of seeing him come back into the saloon. But stop," I said, for I had sud denly encountered a close, searching gase directed at me,- "there Isag ntlemau here who was talking to Mr. Lister late last night" And i pointed to the second-class pa -sen ge r. "How do yoa know?11 he sai l, calmly, regardless of the many eyes fixed upon him. "Because I stood by one of the quarter boats when you came aft to speak to him, and I also saw you go hack.11 ' Quite right." said the second -chmi pas senger. "Did you know Mr. Lister f" said the captain. "Yea, I knew him," said the other, calmly. "There seems to be some mystery here," said the captain. "Was he a friend of yours?11 "Yes." was the almost abrupt reply .-and then, after a moment's silence, the second- ehtsi passenger walked quietly up to the captain, took him by a button, led him apart, and whispered a few words in his ear. I saw the captain give a slight -tart, stare bard at the man, and then apparently a-k a question, a ha n, whatever was the answer, he seemed satisfied, and gave orders for a farther search, which was. however, futile I was not alone in directing curious glances at the second-class passenger ; but be was B quiet, dry-looking, close-shaven roan, with an apparent power of shutting himself up wit lain himself; and he paced the deck to and fro, with his hands behind him, in a furtiv , thoughtful way, till all searching was at an end, and the conclu sion arrived at that our luckless fellow passenger had met h:s fate. I noticed that the quiet man's eyes were fixed on me as I went to tho saloon ; and. on going to where Miss Saviile was seated a strange feeling made me turn my head for an in-tant. to see that he w:is watch ing me from the door; but he disappeared on the instant. Full of the event, I was about to tell all I knew to my companion ; but with a show of real honor she held up her hands, beg ging me to forbear. "It Is too dreadful!" she exclaimed; "I can not "near it. I know all I have heard id!. Poor man! here in health last bight, and now prav. prav say no more about it." She was excessively pale and ssjHated SO much s, lntteeU, last I eumnvned the steward to bring wine, tor I was afraid the poor girl would faint; and she drank a glass with avidity, shuddering afterward. while the cold peraplrataon stood in bends upoa her forehead. I proposed a walk on deck, but it was declined ; and, to my great sorrow, the shock had such an effect upon her that she was confined to the cabin to the end ol our rather protracted voyage. But the morning was bright as we came in sight of land ; and as we slowly steamed in I round, to my great ioy, that Miss Sa viile was once more visible, though I was not prepared for the constraint with which my advances were met. I asked myself had I neglected any thing,-had I fallen off in warmth. But BO; lover could not have been more atteu tentive or assiduous as to her welfare. I felt wounded; but I was determined not to ahow it, and, almost In opposition to her wishes, I saw to her luggage, and, brother er no brother waiting, determined to see her to her home. I was ready to upbraid her with co quetry j but I refrained, feeling that it was poeaiDie ane naa tanen my aiieniions as oeing merely tntenaeo to last me voyage ; and at last, cold and constrained, we stood close toirether. lor in another ten minutes we should be debarkine. I 11 1 s 11 . 11 i' I mm II 1-1 null il lllllllliv Happening toanse around, I suddenly j per day; If fifteen days, it is only one bee ane aware ol the second class passenger third of a minute ikt day Now boa can standing close to my elbow, and could move the regulator intelligently on such not avoid a start one wbich made Miss j uncertainty? or how can you exoect me to Saviile turn wonderingly to me, at the remember when I .et it! r when four same time holding her veil closely to her life's glasses were mended ? for as soon as lace, for the breeze was rather bribk. your watch was out of my hands some "It was nothing.' I said.--but mv.LwM...!. .,.! ; JL .,. fifw .Miss Saviile, allow mc to carry that bag; it se.-ms ucavy. ana 1 poinveo 10 ine its tle black traveling bag she carried in her ban;!. " No, no, ! thank you, no," she said : "in deed, sir, I can dbpense with your offers of service.11 " As you please, madam," I said, sharp ly ; for there was a harshness in lur voic e that Jarred bitterly, wad I felt that it was undeserved. ' Let me carry it, Frank Smith." raid 8 grating voice, thai had a saw-sharpening sound in its cutting tone s. And in a mo ment the bag was wrested from Miss Sa rilte's hand and thrown heavily upon the di . k. Then followed aaodden scuTme, and I saw her bounce back against the bul wark, and the same prating voice ex claimed, " Stay y air hand, sir, or I'll lire!" I here was a swaying aboig, a sharp struggle, and I was sbOUt to IhlOW myself upon the second class passengW a rutlian who was committing an tratrasjeous assault upon my fellow-passenger wken a strong hand dragged BSC back,'Just as there arose a sharp "click click,' and, disny with sur- prise, 1 saw the wretch drag a revolver from Miss Saviile B let;, n d hi. ad an she lay lorn and. disheveled upon the deck. "Had not breath to speak before, my friend,11 said the second-cluss passenger, panting, as he rose from one knee; " bat, for your information, Mr. Prank Smith, I hold a warrant, for your apprehension. Bank robbery, gentlemen ; cool twenty thousand; but I'm in hopes it is all here.1' And he took up the bag that lay OB the de k. " Stand up, sir," he said the ra-xt minute, as he assisted his prisoner to is-o, and 'ore tf the veil. " Very derer, very well done, indeed, this false hair,- and Ike chig non is very becoming, sir. I most do yoa the crtxMl of saying that you took me iu while poor Matthews hadn't a suspicion, but was rath or down on your friend. "Take me out ol this," said B hoarse rcsce And I would have turned and fled, but 1 felt myself wedged in by the crowd j for it seemed impossible thai Ike abashed face, vt ined and knotted with disappoint ment and rage, could have been that which had deluded me through the voyage. " All right, sir, as soon as we can get an officer from the shore. Hut th re, you need nbt mind for a few minutes ." " Fake me below, 1 flic r," waa the husky, Imploring petition next at sdj and the ofacej waa about ylehilng, when a pansen- ger ßTcissmed, ire you furo you arc right, t . j m right nough, and j hope there's nothing aasanaaranasaaa him, Tm 1 PLYMOUTH. INDIANA, THURSDAY, DECEMBER for there is the death of my poor mate to j diminished, clou. Is are formed, and the re clear ttn yet. It seems strange that he J salt is rain. Air condenses as it cools, and should disappear the very eight that oar I like a sponge filled with water and com- friend here suspected that ÜC was found ct't; and it seems stranger still that he should have settled down so quietly alter, and never show at all when the Officer who suspected him was gone, fof he did not know I wap on beard." I glanced once more at the deathly pale face as the detective l d his prisoner be low; and then, giddy with the rash of thought through my brain, I made my way back to my eabiu to stay till the oth r passeng rs were a?hore. when T hastened to av. hotel, bnt not as I had hoped, un seen, for 1 encountered the Officer jut re turning from placing his prisoner iu se curity. lie took me by the button, as he had seized the captain, and held me for a few moments. " There, you need not be ashamed of it. youmr man." he said, with a dry. smile; ' he's got about SS womanish a face as ever I saw, and his disguise was as clever as it was possible to be. I was hard poshed, but I felt pretty sure, and at the la? got one look that settled it. There's a resemblance between you that, had he put on a good beard, would have made hitn look a deal like you, and it was that which made my poor mate have his suspicions of some one else; but, any how. fourteen years will make him rather different, and lie won't come the petticoats again." M Fourteen year-!" I said. " Yes. perhaps more ; for it's a lad case confidential clerk.' We parted, ami 1 saw BO more of the police-officer. From the report of the trial, though, I learned that the police had certain information that the culprit would sail from Liverpool in the Ildcttlytt, thoagh ins disguise naa oeeo awrty ciever enoago to throw dust in tue keen eyes 01 every one. I was only twenty then a fact which 1 plead as an excuse for my want of dis cernment ; and no doubt I formed In the culprit's eves a capital screen, And one whieh would mak'- it almost impossible for his sex to be for an instant doubted. The Sergeant wai right ; the prisoner wm brought back to the scene of his depre dations, and fourteen years' penal servitude was his award. As to the work ofthat dark night whether Sergeant. Matthews, otherwise M. Lister, met with foul play, and was sent to his death by a push In the dark the mystery, if mystery there was, lay a secret between Frank Smith, prison er at the bar, and him who was forever (' at ib. Bdgrmmx Regulating Watches R. Cowi.es writes as follows to the Scientific America concerning popular errors regardiog the watch : Most people suppose the regulator is put in the watch for the use of the watch maker, when, the fact is, it is principally .or the convenience of the owner. The watchmaker does not absolutely need it. some fine watches being entirely without one. It is well known that every In- : dividual watch has its own whims and caprices ot action an individuality by wh'nh it differs from another of pr clsely the sarn construction; some persons have gone so far as to assert that a watch par takes of the character of the wearer, thai there is a kind of sssimilation between the two; there is no doubt, however, but that the action of the watch is materially and sensibly aiTected by the habits ol the wearer, which fact brings us face to face with the subiect. of reatulation. wV.sh 1 should be done entirely by the user of the watch. This is quite contrary to the general opinion, which Is, thai it is especially the bud. e. s of ihe watchmaker. A customer rushes pai tii;g into he shop, exclaiming. "air time rivot, my watch is away behind I missed the train by the confounded thing being five minutes too slow ibis morning, and ever since you have had it, it goes too slow. Xow I want you to keep it here tiil it is liht," an I he lays it down on ihe counter with a whack sufficiently h ird to do it injury, an I with an air which plainly says he is much offended, cither with the neiriigence or want of skill of Mr. Pivot. " Hold on : hold on : shouts the watch maker, as the Indignant man is slamming tiiL' door after him, " How loiiij is it since I et it? " " 1 can't tell ; It must have bu n tenor fifteen days you ought to know don't you remember it was the day you mended my wife's gold spectacles." " Now, my dear sir," says .Mr. Pivot, "do be reasonable; don't yoa know that I can'i exactly regulate your watch hanging here 1 .Neither can 1 retrulate it in your pocket unless I know how long it has been run ning since last set, so as to know i'-; rate of going. Vou say ten or fifteen days; wbich is It! If ten days, it is half a minut 1K.T day; if fifteen days, it is only one 'bird of a minute fier day. Now boa can J move tiir regulator intelligently on such uncertainty! or how can you expect me to remember when I set it, 01 when, your wife's glasses were mended 1! for as soon as your watch was out of my hands some Tu iFs-TTu f 1" days since I raoved your regulator I have done the same to a hundred others; now don't you s e what impossibilities you in quire of me f" " Yes,- I sec how it is, but never thoughl j of it before." " 1 knew it," continues Mr. Pivot," and that's the reason I have given you BUCh a plain talking to, and now take your watch, pit ii in your pocket, and make a mem- I Oiandnm of the date on Which it was set; j then when you have ascertained its rate of going, move the regulator yourself; the ! amount of movement it will require to af fect it a certain quantity you will soon I learn, and as that amount differs in every watch, it becomes uecca a ry to know it in order to regulate it with the greatest aid t : this particular knowledge of every watch, I no watchmaker can have. But should you prefer he should move it, never ask him to do it until you can tell bow much it gains or loses in B given time, for it is only j troubling him and yourself needlessly, and ; he will be just as likely to keep your watch perpetually wrong as soever gel it riuiit : that is why I say to you so bluntlv. but honestly, If your sight be Rood and your nandsteady, regulate it yourself, but ikj estH a lally care; ul to avoid attempting io maKe your watch gree witn every clock you chance to look at, or every atch the owner says will not vary a minute in a year.1 How Rain la Formtet. To understand the philosophy of this phenomenon, essential to the very exist t nee of plants and animals, a few Cm ' . derived from observation and a long train Of experiments, must be rem mber!. Were the atmosphere, nt all times, at a uniform teni erat uro, we should never hate rain, hail or snow. The water absorbed by it in evaporation from the sea and the earth's surlace would descend in an imner ceptlble vapor, or cease to he absorbed by the air when it was fully Saturated The absorbing power of the atmosphere, and consequently its capability lo retain hu midity, is proportionally greater in cold than in warm air. The air near the sur (hoe of the earth is warmer than it is in the regten of the clouds. The hijiber we ascend from the earth the colder we find the almosphetc. Hence the perpetual snow on wary high moun tains m the very hottest enmau Now, wanaa, ihm: voawiauon, uw :r e; nigutv i f , . j i , i saturated with vapor-though it be l&visi- bic it its tempe ruture i- nuddeuly reduced by cold mi scendlng from at 'o. or, i I taoe, n lugher to a lower lati capaclty t retain moisture hi H pressed, pours on water wbich its umnn- , Uhed capacity cannot hold. How singu lar, yet how simple is the arrangement for i watei cp. the earth. Scientific American. I FIGHT IN A BALLOON. Mn. ITk.nuv Thames was one day searching the Bibliographical all Ives of the Astor Library, lu New York, for a book which he hau long sought but never yet had been able to obtain. He was so preoccupied that h did not notice the ap proach of a stranger behind him. and. feel ing a touch upon his ana, he turned in some considerable surprise. He found himself face to face with a me- dium-sized, thick-set person of thirty or so, wnom, as well as he remembered, lie had never seen before. The man said 'Can you tell n.c whether there is a work in this library by Armand Le Compte, en titled 'Seren v. wages to the Moon?". It is rather a t are anair, even in the way of cu rl aj 'literature ; but I do not despair of g tiing if." "Oh. yea,"1 returned Mr, Thariea, "I have seen the book myself. Look Into the cata logue, under the head of " The stranger interrupted him by placing both hands noon hi- shoulder and staring, with a quiet laugh, into his face. "Don't yoa recognize me, Harry Tha- vies '" "Not exactly; but I perceive that you rec ignize me." "That is a merry jest?'' returned the man, laughing heartily "You don't re member Joseph Steele!" ' What! idle, good soured, perfectly 1 worthless Jb Steele! exclaim d rhavies ; j "my quondom schoolfellow 5 the very best j worst scamp in the world ! Of course, I j recognize you now. dear old boy! Where, j iti the name of heaven, have you been , sinee those hannv davs when we. were (logged together ? Let me think: Why. Joe nig I haven't set eyes upon you since that it vou ran away, when we were caught stealing cherries, have "Indeed you have not. The truth i, Henry. I have been everywh re all over th world nearly, even to Australia and China, toothai was getting low enough, wai n't it ! But let OS go away from this. lire near by. Quarten not particularly gorgeous, but certainly comfortable." Thai ies signified assent, and they started off together. As they went along the street, it ami rather evident that in old Joes ease the rolling-stone, if it had not eathered much moss, had onq uestionably accumulated a plentiful quantity of dust j Old doe's coat was aim st white ; his shoes ! and haL the color of ashes, i Joe's quarters were comprised In a little 1 ro an up tive pairs of tairs in a aeighbor I intr lod ging house. The reaching of this apartment was liks; ascending a monu ment. " Here, you perceive," said Joe, looking ehe- rfully around, when he and his friend had made '', ir ascent, "are my chambers! I feel quite as if I were a lord of a castle. This is mv iihrary a single volume, and that volume an almanac; this is my bu reau a ha! b x ; and this my bed a coffee-bag In the comer! Not altogether an elaborate display of furniture; but my tastes were almost, von remember I lain and unassuming! Now lake a scat if vou phase.1 Jh. Thavies examined about him, some a .. ol irxassed. " Ah f said old Joe, quickly, " you don't . see a chair, do you? Very well! I didn't say take a chair, I said take a seat. Hey, presto, change! The bureau, at my com mand, transforms itself into a divan!' The visitor seated himself upon ihe hat box. " Now, Joe," he said, " tell meyoui Story; but don't m;tkc it long." " At once ! Well, as 1 said to yoa in the library, I have been everywhere since Iba night of the cherries. Now I am j going to the moon !" " To the moon f " 'Precisely !" returned Joe, newspaper l'jom his pocket tab ing a ' Read for yourself."' Mr. Thavies read an advertisement, In dicated u .der Joe's browa linger, setting forth that ui that very afternoon balloon ascension would be made, from G een's , (bini. us by Professor Ltportlk) at pre-1 ciseh two o'clock.'' " Are you the aeronaut ?" M Harry, you will easily recall to your j mini that Irom boyhood's happy hour l! have had a fancy for leimr high up in the- world. My ambition was of the most ex alted character. This taste developed with my years. It was apparent in my regular j choice of tall-heeled shoes, it is apparent j even now in my selection of the attic of' " mansio.. rather than any other nor ,; . I 1, I Uo 01 "" b6 "How many ascensions have you made ! " Fhis will be my first on my own re- sponaibility. I have, however, been up Bl8ra at divers times under the direction 01 others Now meet my frankness in kind ; tU ine how old frienefs have been getting nu, and all about j'our own aöairs too, it ltl 'Well," returned Thavies, slowly, as if about to touch upon a doubtful subject; i "you know, I suppose, that I am married .' Joe (Steele became suddenly grave. "To ' whom!" he asked, looking steadily nt the ' man before him. ' To Mary Graham, of course." The shabby aeronaut paled visibly and fell again.-.! the wall. "At last, a; last !" b murmured broken J ...I . 1. . 1 1 " A ly. Thavies went toward him quickly. "My dear Joe. I did not exoect this. Vou must not g rive awav to foolishness, you know. I ght you bad got over your little whim 111 lliLriit V for Mary s love long since " i he dream is over 1M returned the other recovering himself with aa effort. " All is past, Thavies " " What do you mean?" I " What do I nu an ?' he cried, his voice rising almost into a shrill scream. " I mean that she promised me when 1 left school that eight to tie true to me until we I should meet again nay, if we did not meet until aft sr death. 0, 1 loved her BO, man! I loved bor better than my soul! And, Thavies, y u remember how jealous I was t von! 1 lea ret I she nu absence. So l brought and o mpelled h r lo there -that s'ie would uev Through nil my long, wei III: nr. Ii l I'l ltll 'i lit I II til' IIM. i.v ' II . "Ulli t L ... iinii, i .. she h es been false; He burst into wild tears and hid his bronze face in his arms a: sinst ihe wall oi the room. Thavie.-: w.is nuudi moved. " My dear Joe, ' he said kindly, "ihjnk m,w "WiO it was to rest the happinesa ol your lite upon such s school boy vision. Uy wife ha- told me that she loved you very truly, and at one time believed she would w it In patience Until you can e back to claim her hand or release bar from iherow she made. But sfter a few years, as she bad never heard from you since the night of your d parttl e. she com bided you bad for gotten your absurd sttgsgyanent, and so she ma i'i led me." The aeronaut brushed away his tears and look- I up 'Thavies, you are right," he sail, w ith a short hysterical laugh. "The shadow be . - . v., . i mu a man oi wesl . 'I "IVC mv w i-e- s i . ' idle tears. I know not disappointment to think one day perhaps near alem in HKS, ami useo oy rnai lam I should (0 back lo her and lini her still 1 My rbr many years. More than a hundred keeni e her troth! Bnt now you tell me years ago it asspurchssed by a member ol n nut 'i raaan i and so be plain, old hoy, I d..n ! care, Away with melancholy, linn! Lei us iv J ; ' i we may. Aak ma i i asj with you, Harry, l aaail MOCRAT 29, 1870. ask you, you know. Where shall the ban- -;et' be set forth v" Hil manner had totally change;! The old reckless gaiety had come buk again, more startling and ghastly than ever. "Any where you choose. But how eon we din- together since you are to make your ascension at two o'clock, und it is now a quarter past one?" "It is'" exclaimed Steele, in surprise. "Then I must be off instantly." He moved toward the door, but suddenly turned nn 1 came back. "I've o thought, Thavios! Go up In the balloon with me, woa"! you! It is a rare otter. 1 snow ine rope as cn as I do mv own name, and there 11 be no danger. Tin; fact is, I want to talk with vou?' Thanes was taken a little aback. "I should like to try such an adventure," he said. ' What time will we come' down, aud where'" M Any time, anywhere! Some time and somewhere ; all right, be assured. Come!" After a little further hesitation Thaviee agreed. They set off for Green's Gardens at once, stopping by :he way only to pur chase some bottles of rum and a box of sandwiches, and on their arriving at their destination found the balloon already la dated and the crowd gathered to see it off "Just in the nick of time," said Steele. "Jump in. old boy!" Thnvies stepped itbo the swaying basket, feeling very cu rious and doubltul, and the aeronaut fol lowed. A band off music commenced to play, and the multitude cheered lustily. "Cut off!" shouted Steele. " We've got everything, I believe. Yes; all right. Xow, don't be nervous, Harry.; take hold of ihe valve rope; that1! do. Give way.11 And swaying slowly from side to side, an they went. Thavies clung to the edge of the basket, at first in great alarm, but Steele laughed. "Pooh! vou can't pitch me out,11 he said. " Look at me ! 1 sit very calmly OB this ilying-trapese arrangement, and drink your health." He opened one of the nun bottles and too); a huge swallow. " Xow to business. Is the ballast all cor rect! Q'tite, eh! Everything In Its place. I believe? Yes! Then let us make ourselves comfortable." But this advice was quite thrown away on Thavies. "I don't feel very comfortable,! must confess, Joe," he returned, clinging to the side of the basket with both hands wish I hadn't come. They were rising at a great rate now. No speed in the world could have been ; rapid. ' Pshaw ! that sort of reeling win wear off. I experienced it at first." 14 But it don't wear ofl' in the least. Hicher. hi eher, und Lieber thev new . Suddenly. Steele, who had been devour ing the sandwiches and disposing of more rum, cried out : " Look over the edg, Barrr? Thavies, by a great ettort of will, steadied himself with his feet and p eped down. The sight was strange beyond de- scripuon. All New iork in one east picture-, far below ! " It's rrnnd," he murmured. "O.and, is it :-" repeated Steele, glandng down from the side of the car. 4,Soit is!" He got ap ind stood with folded a "ins. "Now, ciear boy, let me tell you some thing; yon will never see New York again!' He burst into a wild peal ofhwighter. "I didn't eeeen atul ns when I askeo yon to take a voyage with me, did I! But 1 was. My heart stood still while you were making up your rninu. Thavies stared nt htm perfectly unable locompehend He had fallen Into the extremity ot dread and terror. His bio id seemed to freeze in his reins. Yea, oW boy, your lime has come. You ii t . ti i l . . . . . : will never go back to Mary Graham again, WTe are alone here. I shai pitch you out then sink down comfortably myself, ind sav you stumbled over a kik and fell Who will know the difference !" Then the whole truth flashed upon Henry Thavies Ids companion wus a madman. "Get ud. friend of mv soul?" continued S'eclc, with horrible laughter, rolling up i i . . 1 1 . . i - . . his sleeves ; "wo are called anon the stage ; snd then addressing an imaginary audi ence, "Ladies and gents, you will now witness the rare fete of strength, produced only on this, occasion, entitled 'A Fight for Life r Thavies still held on the basket, par- ' alyeed. " There is no time to lose, IT irry. The higher we rise the further we falL If you drop heels upward you will be lib ly tu j have a headache tftemid Come o;i I " His voice was growing husky, and he staggered a little. "Clearly the rum he had swallowed was taking its effect. '"Well, then," aid Thavies, faintly,1 "you must allow nu' a drink to nerve my self, you know. I am not i. condition for : a roo 1 wrestle Steele instantly poured out a tumblerfull of the Bpirits, and handed itover. fhaviea ii r?io: v ii w iiu i ...;ci in s-. ii- iiin.li fi ,. .'. i lit l'...t.t.l CI while to recover his balance by means of the draught, and then stood up deadly pale. Heavens have mercv noon me. he ' graved. : ine man aeronaut maue one spring, ma ! hand open and eyes wildly staring; but j Thavies caught iiis shock fairly. Then I the dreadful struggle common.-. ... They : held each other with grips of iron, lier ' yielding an inch, and both, pushing with all their might toward the ediic of the car. i The basket swayed from side to side, i I the bottles craunched under their feet. Bui Thavies felt himself giving away; ' his enemy's strength was beyond all oppo sition. Vet still thev fouaht. the weaker mi , . 1 - . 1 going backward until both stood on the ; very brink. )iir iiour has -mne, ttarry: snonsea Steele. "Good bye, old friend, I'll take your love to Mary ! The wife's name decided the contest. With one superhuman effort, Thavies darted down between the other's, lei: tripped him, and, in another instant, the madman, with desparing cry, fell headfore most into space ! Ii was sometime before Thayies managed to lower himself; but no anxiety on this score equaled that which hail gone f ., ., lli Poster family, and has remained in their posseseioa until a few days sinee. It is iu rood condition after "b- years' wear, and is oupable oi withstanding fire for ! many ye ars to come. Tm. BeVhst, Mo., nräal says on" of I the German clothing dealers in that city recently sold a man a pairo! bouts. A le w d:is afterward the man returned with them, and said that be went out in the (ai ti aid to Work, Where 't was a little wet, and tin' soles came off. "Tear me, mine ! Mead, you dtdn1 ought to valk round to il tu Hey is!i avalry boots made to ride mil!' Tnn President's late Message oontaina nine thosuauad three hundred wad twenty : : even words, as reported by a telegraph i opssator who made the count. ! A ConancTicuT Judge baa decided that clairvoyance or ssoand ngbt is not fortune tell tng." ......... sa e- - A ( n vvf. Mistakf.. Accidentally bury ing a raaa nili a g ! Iwfoie. gone through it, and you can see t!u end. . wat chine of hts Kbtl be lalse n m , .Now, l adrise you togosrnlgivc bun the , wst i they p Ited an ol I WUtte- a Bible with me Mit. JOHn J. rosii.it, nmmm, s. six 'mts hack and ask him foryourpenny, ! jnt iwi; -iii kCowIiiIIr Tlic eld swear-then and , n, has in bis i-:ess,on a cast Iron fire .d instand square a Ith the wortd, an " Ä ! ,K. uuJXJc. erbe your wife. tM;k, three ec in icngin pj wo wmm, : sJ boy again.' a i t t , in;.-t .me uy pilgriinago It i"?" J lie had hung his bead down, but miseuit i ; ' "V . ' , bc 'w.er. .a- be NUMBER 17. YOUTHS1 DEPARTMENT THEY DIDN'T THINK. vi rarooraa caiit. Ow S a tr:.p Was baited With n pteos of checee; ir tickler M ! !tu!e mouse it sIbhwi :..:i mi btasassss; An old rat astd, " Tiiere's danger. Be earatol wuep' yen fro!" " Noueeneef arid the other. 1 don't think joii know '." Bo li" walked in boldly Nobody in irht; I'lr-: lie took a nibble, Then i.e took a l ite; Cl"-o 'tie trai toeetbef Saaape l as aatcB as irfak, Catclu; .' mom-ey f st tlier. Csase as dkla't thick. Once a Hole uirkey, Pond "f her asm way. W nildn t :is!i ÜM old üte Where to eo or it ay ; Kbe I. ' Pal BOS a buby, Ucre I am ha!f-rrown ; Snre'y 1 am big enougii To run about alone . O.l sho went, iut aoaaehadr Biding sau her peas: R.".n like sn ber tWtthera Covered all ihe irrass. So sue aaaoe a kappet For a i ly reaag tidalcl 'Oanae she ras - liendstron That the rooldnt tLlnk. Oiice t:i-re was a roMn Live ! oatotde the door. Who wanted lo t'r hit Ida And lie: upon ihe floor. " Oh. no. " uid t'ae mother, roe araet stay with me; Lit'le birds are safest si? i;iLr in B tree." M I don't caie," nid robin. And rave his tail a flmjr, "1 ti.m": thiak Tue old folk? Kfiow aalte evcryrhing." Down he Sew, sad Kitty pelted LUn, Before he'd time to blink. " o'u." 'ie etied, " I'm sorry, Bat I di tu't think." Now. my little children. Voll who M-;ut OiU sollg, r) :i t yoa sea erhet trouble I 'ome- of thinking v. ronp? And can't you take a warning Prom Ihett dreadfal fate. Who began their thinking When it was too late? Don'l thfaak there' always safety Where no danger aaewa, Dnal eappone you know mom T'.inn anybody know; Bat whvu you're wanted of rntn. Passe npoa tue lrink. At. d don"! o under headlong. 'Cause vou didn't taluk. Two Sides af Story. u TVnat's the matter?" said Growler to the blark cat, a- she sat mumping on the steps of the kitchen door. "Matter enough,' said the cat, tur sing her hea 1 another way. " Our cook is ery f i d of talking of hanging me. Iheartity wich someone would hang her "' M Why. what is the matter?" repeated Growler. " Haa'nt she beaten me, and called me a tlii f, and threatened to be the death of me.' "Dear, dear!1 said Growler. "Pray what has brought it all about?" " O ! the merest trine, absolutely noth inr: i- is her tcmner. All the servants complain of it. 1 wonder they haven't ii i iged her long ago. Well, vou si c," said Grow "r, " cooks are awkward things to bang; you a-id I might be managed much moie easily." "Not a drop of milk have I had this d.iv." said the black c it j "an.l inch a pi'.in iu my side " But wni paid Growler, "what is the intim diate cause Haven't I told vou .-.aid the black cat, pettishly; u it's her temper -what I have to aud r from i ! Everything' she breaks she lavs to inc. Buch inni-tice, it is un- btsarable . ( Irowler was quite indigaant; but befasg of ,i n ft ctive turn, aft r the first jr.ist of wratn had passed, be asked: "But was j x- n, ,u nnrticnlar cause this raomina ! i w j ge r1()sc t.i be angry because I a th eat." isk .'" gently inouircvi i Qffi ,kU.(1 s:,;u ' Haw, BUM 1 Growler. "O, not hine; worth telling a mere mis take of mine. Growler lo ked at her with such aqnes tioning expression, that she was conijx'lleu 10 sav : L tOOK I lie wrong iniug ioi ia;. breakfast i 0! lid Growler, much enlightened. "Why, the foci w s." said the black cat. "I nraa anrincrlna at a mouse, and I 'knock ed down a di -h : and not knowing exactly what it waa, I smelt it, and just taste! it, and it was rather uicc and "Vou finis! d it BUggested Growler. "Well, I should,, I believe, if that cook hadn'i come in. Ah it wsa I left the head." "The head of what?" suid Growler. How inciul you :ire!" Etid the black-cat. "Nay, bot I Bhould like to know.' Growfer. "Well. then, of some erand li-h said tha was meant for dinner." Then,1 said Growler, "say what you rusaa! but now I'm beard botii sides of j jlt. siory, I wonde ; Uttle reaaV r, a r she didnt hang you. black ire VOU like the cat Gambling. " .'tier me a cent and you can pitch one of these rings, and if b catches over a nr.il I'll give you si cents." That seemed lair encaujb, so the "boy banded him a cent and took h ring, lie stepped back to a -take, tossed his ring, and it eaught one of the nails. " Will you take six rings to pitch again, or six cent -! " " Six cents,1 waa the answer. nnl two three cent pieces were put into his hand. H- st, nned off well satisfied with what he had doiv. snd probably not having an Idea gfend Dg near bad w; tched him, and now. before he had time to look about and o- lliiil h wis O 'MIP- wroni' A gentleman ; j,,i ,js companions, laid his aaawJ on his ghoulder. j " My had, this is your ftr- lesson hi i gambling.1 I 14 Gambling, sir' " I " You staked your penny and wou six, 1 did you not ?" "Yes, I dkL1 " Vou did not earn Usees, and they were not given von; you have won them iust as Sambiers win money. You have taken i I tho first steo in the oath: that man has ciun klv. and his bnght, opci said, " I'll do it," w ill not soon be forgotten. He ran bu k, and so.'it emerged from the ling, looking happier thu ever, lie touched his cap and lxiwed pleasantly a- he ran away to join his cninradea. That 1 as an honesl boy. aw m - - Peter and His Fiddle. I oxen knew a little boy who thought ' lie could play Ml a fiddle. Ha had seen Iiis uncle play ; and it seaBBBd SSWj c nough. Bo this boy, who;e name we w ill call Peter, saved up his money, and (sought a fiddle; and 1 doubt if anybody couhi have : got much music out of it ; btttFUter had no doubt thai he could play a tunc ort hand. H- did not like to make the attempt I c i fore the folks; so he fbsnad sjatot eons r by the garden fence, w hen' he thought he i OOCÜd try bis fiddle in priva'e. Th re he scab d himself; and Sport, the house dog, ' took a seat bv his sid Peter put the fiddle against bis thou Id r in ft yew selcntific war, und drew the Imiw SSSWiy acrcsa tho btriiigs. The s und thr.t came forth was verv much liks a pre- longed squeak; but" Peter was pleased with it. " Ah r said he, " this is a very-line toned instrument. Now for s tune ! 1" will be in with ' Home, 6wect home.' " So Peter began to play. He handled his Gddlestick in most eicellent time, but somehow he could not make the nine come out ripht. Still he kept on tr ing. An old btack spider let herself down from her web, and looked at him in runazc asent As to poor Sjvirt, he Iwre thcDoiw like a hero; but it was too much for hi:n at last: he opened his jaws -lowly, and gave a lonir. mounitul how l. Kow. while this was goin on. Peter's father lad another gentleman were fitting in the librarv. not far away : and, as the windows were ojxm, of course they heard all the music It's that rascallv doc. Sport, said Peter's father, 1 worrying the p'gs again. I will have him chain d up." "It's no pigs," said th other gentle man ; " It sounds to me more like some body sharpening a saw." Jus then Sport howl came in by way of chorus. At mat both gentlemen ran to the window and looked out ; and there they saw Peter with his fiddle. The Xur ?'?. ae m Keeninc to One Thing. Wk earnestly entreat i very voting man after he has chosca his vocation, la Rlick ' it. Don't leave it boaus: hard blows are to be struck, or di- igreeablc work ier- roinsed. Those who have worked their wav up to wealth and usofuln' ss. do not belong to the shift less and tin-table class, bnt may Ik? reckoned anion? famh as took off their coats, roiled up tln-ir sie es, con querod their preju Hoes agaimsl 1-ibor. and mentally bore the heat and hurden of tho day. "Whether uxn the old far: a. where our fathers toiled diligently, striving to bring the soil to productiveness: in the machine shop or factory, or the thousand other business places that btvite hones, toil a.id skill, let the mott ..verb-; : Per.H Vt ranee and industry. S'iek to one tiling, beys, and you will h.ra succv.vj. SIS ELI 1XE0CS ITEMS. A HisTuarofja Jousurkr. Going dowa in thi world. I Soctt aewspapers on the Pacific csst j have failed daring 1 TO. The Mutual Life of Chicago pay its profits to policy-holders ontg. Pirraaunon, it is said, has mor news- papers tkan any other city in the ynited :;tates. New York alosM excepted. As Irish painter declares, in an adver ts ment. that asnong other posttasht, he has a rcorcntation of " Death as large a life." m A Posd ic Lac. Wi-.. husband ccle j brated his woodea wedding the other day by sawimr aud splitting eurdwood for bousehoU eonsomptson. Tiik idiots throtvjhout the rounlry send j one kundred tlKaasand dollars s mouth to ' the swindling fum in New York city TnE per eetttage of increase rf policies in the Washinzton Life for the last three years have been greater than in sny other company inHhe world. Titerk are at Man! -tee, Mh., eight brvycrs and a Judge, and not a man of than ever u es liquor in sny form, or chew? tobacco, rndonly one of thcra aasji ; smokes. A Y.:"vF.f. inventor claim to hav de ' vised a car in wbich an invalid can rile up i or down a stairwav or elevator war, with no mre exertion thj ian to lift e one potmc weight. M Bot, why did yon take an prmful of my shingles on Sunday T " 7.v, sir. mother wanted sosne kirdltnjr vrrwaa, and I didn't wanj to split SFOOd m Bnyjdaf."1 Pi.vt:;o at Pocroaa " IIa, dkaw. Ada won't take her physic. I have mixed her a dose of rinegnr and Fard. nd she eave I must take some test, Doctn rever do do they, na':' As old lady, not remarkable for the cle --ir- of her ideas, dcscniiing a fine summer cvrnine. -aid i "It was a beauti ful brilit night ; :he moon made every thing as lizht as a feather!" The Motker'e Friend says; 'Never re nrove a child harshly for chewinc, or rmoku. r, or swe irmc. .. neei n piwai o. him harshly. The only wry to cure him - is to thrash him within an inch nf hi? life. LovixriVs J-yvrnal. Oma ..r tt Ti-itcblnsons lately called f.t the Danver QA -.) Pntterj r -r a wagon neat thai had beea forgottea by hhn iMity pears aeo. It vras found tola? still in tolerable state of pteservatioa. A mas waa boasatng hi Lord Pnlaaer ', aaon; '' I apcad half my Ineoasa in charitv. I assure yoU I do," indoed' I f.ie ' thousands of pounds away. Generosity j covers event hi nr " " Ineb.din:; modesty, ; sometimes," added His Lordship. Is the Antarctic sens there a:o sf a weds which have stems alout twenty feet b'jrh. i and with a ubuufter so great that they have been collected by mariners in tlreaa r I lona for fuel, ander the belief tha' they ! w- re drift-wood. They arc aj thick as a maa'a thigh. As old agricnltsnnl asbrarer in Bac land tried a muscular riethod of evangel bung his tamily. Beteg retnoraUrati d itb by the past) r,v. r not "bringing up" his boys as he sboull. be replied -" I douno "ow 'tis, sir: I older V.a down to pnv nicht and mornin', and srheathey won't n down i unoci s e w l.s 'cm down and yet iney ain't geo1. F Tana iaaaraaf aV Vemn reooita the fd losrfng laatanrr of um frtm In tin mi-lst of danger at the battle of Orleans. A yeaaak Mobile 'had aaked b is ofiiecr for a drink, and the 1 titer whs jbraat to pour !t into the cup which the private held in his hand, when a hostile bullet earned the cup out of hi- hand. The young BOMHI turned to Ihe offici r with a smile, and said u FortuanUeiy M was still empty." Then he took the cajrteen and drank t.-m :t as radmly as if nothing had happened. ean I w veers since one .f the clerks . . , , av , in a pnantnent nsnsing noww i A having had an intimation that it was in tended to dispense a i h ! is setvbjea, boldly entered the office of the President, and ! said - " Mr. President, 1 have made up n;y mind thai the interests of thi- bark re i quire that either you ornryself should hysj ' its service. A- fen are the leading wnr r I of the bank, and have a large fumily t. j support, 1 have concluded to leave von in ' your po-ition and retire nr. -elf " The ynsasg man " retlfi Thekf. n'centlv dieil at Dudley, Mas., I horse, which, when in good condition, w. Igbed ". -"" poanda, whieb is naornssaaa. ! when it isremembcrtu that lc- than In f that is the wcizht of an nlinary hvrse ne was imported from Se otla- d B few vears ago. sinee which time be has tarn exhibit eil through the New fiibsad States, until 1 a t s ason. when he was purchased find kept si Bast Brinsnald, by Mr Lewis M. Bowlett Mr. K. Baker, of Worcester, bf UL-bt him a few n.o-ths ago He wis dapple-gray stallion, very intelligent, and known as Clydesdale Tana. a hen he aught the boy I'll w hin vim within an Acrordingly, he began to tkrash him, when the boy Isarnediately pommmmabi 1. v.diing. and erntinu d -intd the Old eeav tleinan desisttd with the exclsmstioa : "What are vou 1 Igblag at"" "Will." ask the boy, M I'm laughing brc.uM: yon aa- aw fully sold ; sawl ffhi boy! " A rot'NTHTV an In Eneland b:: BS n d IB be travelin a In i railway trsan, accompanied by Ida wife, w hen a eolhaaon happened His wife received a severe contusion be twe the syaa, lot w hich the jury award, d r.-Ji A mi!, er, lime att r the sMair had blown over, the following was elicited j from the phdntifT. in a moment of onward i d coin ivinllty " Well vou see't collision hsnaanaad, t' onM wsnaaaj aud I wi r sli I reel : but hen I eot o' t' carritict- I taw a lot fellows in a b crib - ' cc. One j i 'out 'Eh, hul, I've gott.n ihn head o:,n. 11 laVll peownd f r ibi-.' 'Twenty i neownds.' criel another. 1 Isa gottin n v a aaaa B AO ! ' honker out. an.l lb have i er n When I h ard this," continued Urn cl va- bv.s;rcrs iqkji,' " I lumped :t? t o (. v r, man straight out, and oi.v be . n-ld , in 'w.An Y t f ' ' v 1 - W ; ieowud for . V tl- -i ill I 'li-aVl ! hofvourlifot