PAGE SIX I second Floor FUNERAL OF HENRY MAYN4RD. (Continued from Page One) and was a staunch republican. The Maynard family has been prominent for many years in this county, where it has enjoyed a reputation for hon esty and trustworthiness. The funeral services for the de ceased were conducted by Rev. Marvey Hostetler, D. D., of this city, a former pastor of the family, and were held at the family residence on Saturday morning, April 22, 1911, at 11 o'clock. The remains were con veyed to the Vail cemetery by the members of Diamond lodge of Masons, whose officers conducted the burial services at the grave. He was a mem ber of this lodge and had recently taken some advanced degrees in Masonry. High School Notes. A number of the high school girls have organized a walking club and will take walks into the country three times a week. The high school boys held a meet ing Monday and talked over baseball for the coming season. Charlie Saul was elected captain and Ronald Wy gant manager. There is good material for a team this year and the boys have already commenced practice. A game is scheduled for next Saturday with Missouri Valley, to he played at that place. Marcus Jones and Marie Helsley were out of school last week on ac count of sickness. The girls of the high school have organized a teunis association and are playing every evening. The courts are in excellent condition this spring. Marriage Licenses. Only two marriage licenses were is sued at the clerk's office during the past week, they being as follows: April 19th—Benjamin E. Halboth and Myrtle Christeusen. April 24th—Wilhelm H. Nehls and Willielmine Hainann. PARADISE NEWS. Mrs. John Rockwell was a Sioux City caller one day last week. Mrs. Lillie Marks was a Dow City shopper Saturday. Glen Argotsinger visited at the Reeser home Sunday evening. Robert Turner visited at the Sain uelson home Sunday evening. Miss Dolly Malone visited at the Armstrong home Sunday. Mrs. Zepli Fieuholdt went to Vail Saturday for a few days' visit. Guy Rockwell attended the ball game in Dow City Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Blackman and family spent Sunday at the Charley Price home. Miss Agnes Malone visited at the' Bramley home Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Jake Reeser and son, John, were Denison shoppers Satur day. Cream of Rye for breakfast, that's enough. Silver spoon in every pack age. I fc I The last number of the lecture course was given on Monday evening of this week, when Edwin W. Lanham, of Cedar Falls, lectured on "The World's Battle Ground." There was a full attendance for the last number, and we may safely say that Mr. Lan ham delivered one of the most in structive and entertaining lectures which has ever been given before a Denison audience. He held the rapt attention of everyone, and his remarks were so impressive as to be long re membered by all those who heard him. The lecture course as a whole has been very good. The course has been varied so as to please the most exact ing. The management of the course is to be congratulated on the selections which they have made, and we hope that Denison will have as good a course next year as this. Mrs. Samuel K. Wells. Mrs. Samuel K. Wells died at her home in Omaha, Neb., of cerebral hemorrhage, on April 22d. She was born at Kiron, Iowa, Sept. 2, 1880, and three years ago was married to Mr. Samuel K. Wells, who resides in Oma ha. She has a sister living at Spo kane, Wash. The body was brought to Denison on Tuesday, April 25th, the funeral services being held from the Baptist church, Rev. LaReau officiat ing. The burial took place in Oak land cemetery. No. 6909. 25 pairs white English bobinet curtains. The net is a fine quality ot imported goods. The insertion and edging are imitation cluney 1 1 -2 inches wide. Length of curtain 2 1 -2 yards width 40 inches. Price S1.25 per pair. No. 6911. 25 pairs Arabian English bobinet curtains. Edging 1 -2 inches wide, of cluney lace design with 2 inch insertion to match. Length of curtain 2 1-2 yards width 40 inches. Price $1.25 per pair. No. 69X6 Twenty-five pair (white) English bobinet curtains. 40 inches wide, 2£ yards long. The insertion and lace in this number are one of the season's newest creations and look like the handmade cluney. Price $1.45 per pair. A1 Lyman, who has just returned from a visit at Hutchinson, Kan., tells us that he saw a number of streets in that city that are paved with bitu liiliic paving and that it has not proved a great success. The princi pal business streets of Hutchinson are paved with this material and the pave ment lias only been down two years and has already shown great signs of wear and so great in fact that the paving is being taken up and re placed with brick. Mr. Lyman says the pavement has great holes in it and that it seems that it is not of sufficient strength to withstand the heavy traf fic. Attorney Geo. 10. Fletcher, son-in law of Mr. A. ('. I DENISON, IOWA. Salle, was a candi­ date at the recent Aberdeen, S. D., re publican primaries for municipal judge, and caine within sixteen votes of receiving the nomination. This is an excellent showing, considering the fact that Mr. Fletcher is a compara tively new man in Aberdeen, and in face of the fact that his opponent was a long-time resident of that city. Mrs. Grace Sprecher has been visit ing the different orders of the Eastern Star throughout the western part of Iowa the past week. Tonight she is at Onawa inspecting the order at that place. In the official capacity of Deputy Grand Matron, Mrs. Sprecher is proving an adept and her services are being appreciated by the Eastern Star order. Miss Fay Ratchfonl, of Omaha, spent Tuesday in Denison, visiting friends. Carl F. Kuelinle is in Council Phone your grocer today. 16-4t Bluffs today, transacting business. Have you installed your water meter? All meters must be in by next Monday. Mrs. Tom Norris and Mrs. C. W. Merrill attended the Sunday school convention at Deloit Sunday. Mrs. W. W. Holmes returned Mon day from a week's visit with her sis ter, Mrs. S. Stewart, in Chicago. Mr. and Mrs. John Kepford and daughter, Eurie, were over from Buck Grove Tuesday, calling on friends. P. E. C. Lally returned Monday from a few days' business trip at Mitchell, S. D., where he has some land inter ests. THE DENISON REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26, 1911. Lace Curtain Specials JVOW 07V SAL£ These three numbers are excep tional values and any one con templating the purchase of lace curtains at moderate prices should be sure to look at the specials of fered here. Representative Ed Downey was in Denison Monday. He had just re turned from Chicago, where he had been with stock. Mrs. C. D. Evans, of Columbus. Neb., is in Denison visiting her daugh ter, Mrs. George McHenry. Mrs. Mc Henry will return to Columbus the latter part of the week for a visit with her mother. Mr. Sears McHenry is in receipt of a letter from Mr. Lute Seemann, who is at Los Angeles, Cal. Mr. Seemann is enjoying the warm climate at that place and is improving rapidly. His many Denison friends will be glad to learn that he is once more on the road to recovery. Mr. and Mrs. E. H. Smith are enjoy ing a visit this week from Mrs. O. M. Campbell, of Denver, who came to visit with her parents for a week or so. Mr. Smith is in very poor health at this time. He is one of the veter ans of '61-'t5, and is a worthy citizen. Mr. Campbell is covering western ter ritory as a traveling man, represent ing a large china wholesale house. It Depends on the Dog. Two Broadway business men met before a bar. They were good friends. "I'm worried a little," said one. "My chauffeur ran over a dog today and killed it." "Oh, I wouldn't worry about a little thing like that," said the other. "The dog probably got in the way. These dogs are a pest." "But it was your dog." "What!" came from the second. "My dog? I'm sorry, but that will cost you $100. That chauffeur of yours is too careless. I insist on the hundred, understand."—New York Tel •grapb. Cross Purposes. "Can you tell me something about the game laws around here?" asked the stranger in Crimson Gulcb. "Well," replied Three Fingered Sam, "I could, but my advice to you would be if you don't know the rules of a game don't try to play it."—Washing ton Star. Character. Should one tell you that a mountain had changed its place you are at lib erty to doubt it, but if any one tells you that a man has changed his char acter do not believe it.—Mohammed. S. M'HENRY OFFICIAL SPRINKLER Continued from Pape 1. Several other matters were dis cussed during the evening, but no fur ther action was taken. So far as the plans for Friday afternoon and night are concerned, it is the purpose to ex tend to the Northwestern railroad visitors a cordial welcome and enable them to meet the business men of Denison during the afternoon, and the members of the club at their hall in the early part of the evening, after which everybody will adjourn to the Hotel Denison, where the banquet will be served. We suggest to the business men of Denison to make an effort to extend to our visitors a hearty greet ing and to make them feel that our city lias no demand to make on the company except what is fair and rea i?easonable. PATRICK HENRY. Thomas Jefferson's Opinion of the Ora tor and Patriot. When William Wirt was engaged in writing the memoirs of Patrick Henry he turned for information to Thomas Jefferson, who had been associated with the orator for many years, ask ing his aid in furnishing biographical material for the work. The correspond ence between Wirt and Jefferson, pub lished in the Pennsylvania Magazine of History and Biography, from the manuscript collection of John Gribbel. has a decidedly Interesting passage showing the opinion Jefferson held about his famous colleague. In answer to Wirt's first request Jefferson re plies with an assent and adds a gen eral and unfavorable summary of Henry's character: "He was certainly the man who gave the first impulse to the ball of revolu tion. were I to give his character in general terms, it would be of mixed aspect. I think he was the best humored man in society I almost ever knew, and the greatest orator that ever lived, he had a consumate knol edge of the human heart, which di recting the efforts of his eloquence enabled him to attain a degree of pop ularity with the people at large never perhaps equalled, his judgment in other matters was inaccurate, in mat ters of law it was not worth a copper: he was avaricious & rotten hearted his two great passions were the love of money & of fame but when these came Into competition the former pre dominated. If the work you propose is not destined to come out speedily 1 will endeavor to recollect what may be of use to it." Chronic. "One thing about Jinx, he never comes into one's office without knock ing." "Another thing about Jinx is that he never goes anywhere without knock ing."—Ilouston Post. Self. A perfect understanding of self Is a perfect understanding of all things, for man Is the condensed whole. From such a man no power is with held. All things are obedient to him. —Freedom. Life, upon the whole, is far more pleasurable than painful: otherwise we would not feel pain so Impatiently when It comes.—Leigh Hunt Pioneer Citizen Henry iMaynard. Born May 29, 1850, Died April 19, 1911 BASEBALL SIGNS. Their Importance Is Much Greater Than Their Number. Among the players we do not use the word "signal." With us it is a "sign." There are not as many "signs" used on a ball club as the public would believe. Of course the catcher must "sigu" the pitcher for every ball that he throws. That is to prevent confusion or, as we say. to keep from "crossing each other." The catcher has a sign for a curve ball, a fast ball and a slow onfe. To ball players all curve balls, such as the drop and the outcurve. are call ed "a curve." The catcher gives the same sign for any one of them. We do not call a ball that jumps "in" a curve. Ball players do not recognize the incurve. That is called a fast ball. Any ball thrown by a right handed pitcher with sufficient speed will jump inward to a slight degree. The out curve and drop are unnatural curves, and the ball must be spun in an un natural manner to get that peculiar "break." The only other "sign" of importance is the one the batter gives to the run ner when he intends to hit the ball. If he wants the runner to start as he swings (the hit and run play) he gives him a certain sign. There are any number of signs used for this play. Sometimes the batter gives it by rub bing his hand over the small end of the bat Again, he may give it by knocking the dust from his shoes with the big end of the bat—John J. Mc Graw in Metropolitan Magazine. EAST INDIAN RUNNERS. Kahnrs Who Can Regularly Make a Hundred Miles a Day. Ordinary Marathon races seem rath er insignificant compared with the regular performances of a certain east Indian caste. These Kahars, also known as Jhinwarb, live in the Pun jab. where for centuries they have acted as runners, fishermen and water fowl catchers. The men are trained runners and are said to be able to go a hundred miles a day without resting. According to Baily's Magazine, there is a well au thenticated. instance that Tilia Ram, the son of Lalu Ram, carried dis patches 300 miles in three days—from Mean-Mir to Meerut. The point discussed, however, is whether the normal exertions of the Kahar post runners and the similar ex ertions of jinrikislta men shortened their lives, and it appears that the Ka hars, trained from childhood to be dis tance runners, live to be old men. They are not only able to withstand the strain of running great distances un der a heavy load, but thrive under it. The jlnrikisha man. too, notwith standing his irregular diet excessive use of liquor and exposure to the ele ments, lives to a reasonable age. In Tokyo when a census was taken of the jinrikisha men a few years ago there were found to be more than 1,300 who were over fifty-five years of age. Sailirg Is So Interesting. The lady was reading a nautical novel. She struggled along bravely for a few minutes, but finally had to ap peal to her husband. "Gerald," she said, "the author says that the boat was sailing 'wing and wing.' What does that mean? I've been on a yacht, but I never heard that before." "That means," answered Gerald, re joicing in the fact that he, too, had spent several hours on a sailing ves sei—"that means that the schooner had her mains'l out to port and her fores'l out to starboard, or vice versa." "Oh, I see!" cried the lady. It's just like a chicken—a wing on each side. And now I understand why they call those little sails in the middle 'jibs.' It's short for 'giblets,' of coarse. Isn't sailing interesting?"—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Ancient Architecture. Herr Ivnauth. the architect in charge of the Cathedral of Strassburg. has shown that the principles of construc tion followed by the great cathedral builders of former times are identical With those used by the builders of the Egyptian pyramids and are based on triangulation. The same simple geo metrical figure underlies all these con structions. More than this, Herr Knauth traces the architectural prin clple in the formation of crystals and lays down this formula: "The laws of proportion in mediaeval architecture are the geometrical laws of crystalli zation." THE WORD "BUNGALOW/ It Comes From the Hindi Bangta. Meaning a Thatched Hut. The word bungalow is an Anglo-In dian version of the Hindi bangla, which primarily means Bengali, or of Bengal, and is also applied to a thatched hut, says Country Life In America. It may be worth while to explain how this trivial and merely lo cal name came to be fixed on the Eng lishman's house in India. Early residents there engaged in mil itary, administrative or trading duties lived a nomadic life for the greater part of the year in tents. And since there was nothing in the indigenous buildings of Bengal suited to their re quirements their first dwelling houses, designed by themselves and imilt of materials at site, were naturally plan ned on the model of the Indian serv ice tents to which they were accus tomed—that is, a large and lofty room surrounded by double walls of canvas inclosing space between tliem, with partitious at two or more corners for bath or store rooms. It is probably, indeed, that In the beginning the tent itself was occasion ally covered with the sun proof thatch or bangla. The name and the thatch ware all that were taken, and now the origin of the name is forgotten even by most Indians, who accept the resonant, trisyllabic bungalow as the Englishman's own name for his own peculiar house. Even the soda straws for the foun tain at. the Book Store are dispensed from a sanitary straw dispenser. Everything modern and up to date at this fountain. 17-lt FOR SALE—Best Portland cement and white cedar fence posts. J. H. Woller. 13-8t Encourage home industry by eat ing ice cream made by the Bond Ice Cream company. The Book Store serves it. Finest service. 17-lt Cream of Rye for breakfast, that's enough. Silver spoon in every pack age. Phone your grocer today. 16-4t Blue Grass, White Clover, Alfalfa and Rape seed at Wygant's. 17-2t FOUND—A leather buggy cushion, a lap robe, and two ladies' scarfs. Owner can have same by proving property and paying for this notice. Articles left with Mrs. Marcus Wright, Denison, Iowa. Mrs. Will Mc Cutcheon. 17-lt FOR SALE CHEAP—1 stock tank, 8 bbl. capacity. Inquire of Geo. Foder berg, Route 7, phone 462, Denison, Iowa. 16-2t Shoulder steak 10 3-4c per pound at Menagh's. 17-lt Have you tried one of our malted milk drinks mixed by the sanitary electric mixer? They are fine. Come in and try one at Smith's Book Store. 17-lt Health and energy in Cream of Rye. It reduces high cost of living. A silver spoon in every package. Phone your grocer today. 16-4t Egg drinks are both nutritious and delicious. Combined with malted milk and pure cream and mixed with our new electric mixer, they are the fin est in town. Get them at Smith's Book Store. 17-lt Notice to Contractors. Sealed bids will be received by the board of supervisors of Crawford coun ty, Iowa, up till two o'clock p. m., May 1, 1911, for the building of a concrete arch over the creek near Mr. M. L. Houlihan, Sr.'s place, in section 17, Denison township, according to plans and specifications on file in auditor's office. Rib boil Menagh's. M. J. COLLINS, County Auditor. 5 3-4c per pound at 17-lt Smith's Book Store is the place to send the children for their ice cream cones. The best cake cone to be bought is used, and served from the new dust proof and fly proof cone dis penser insuring them to be sanitary and wholesome. 17-lt FOR SALE—House and lot at 214 Broadway fine location modern im provements and in good repair. Mrs. R. H. Brown. 17-3t Ladies wishing to learn dresscutting latest styles, call on Mrs. A. F. Dan nels, 330 N. Main St. Denison, Iowa. 17-4tpd. S. C. Brown Leghorn eggs for hatch ing, 3 cents each $3.00 per 100. Mrs. J. L. Riggleman, Deloit, Iowa, Route 1. 17-4tpd. The safe and sanitary way to clean carpets and rugs is with the carpet wheel. Call Phone 497. 17-2t The carpet cleaning wheel is now in full operation. With its aid carpets and rugs are made free from all dust. Call up Phone 497 and your work will be called for. 17-2t Pork roast" 9 S-4c per pound at Menagh's. 17-lt