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I-""- IT «VW &*''/" £jyte -j iv -Jev-wr f•/ r' it¥ ASK PA ASKITT HE KNOWS ... Ju«t.f«r InrtancvHfT^l* Little I my All About th« DMth v^. ri "-'CP- #f "Ill, who was Julius Caesar?" skad W»romy Askltt "Oh, Jufius. As far as I know, ThonK a«—of course, I'm not nearly as learn* ed as your father—but I am very »UI», .tblluB Caesar was a brother or wttij§fc tA l^erorTtfiaybe'hls son. Anyway, they both ruled oyer Rome, they must hkvetfceen some relation. Julius,was A. (teat fighter. He.—" "Qead. wrong, Mra^ Askttt,"- inters nipted payiwho had been quietly read ing before, but couldn't let a chance pass without lording his. superior knowledge^over his wlfeautlsori.slnce home wasgthe only place ti§ could get .away with it Japanese Shrewdness. An Interesting illustration pf Jap anese shrewdness, which a Connecti cut Yankee might envy, was given in a deal in copper. The war'caused an extraordinary demand for this metal, and sent the price soaring. The coin still-In common circulation in China Is the copper "cash," about the slie of an English pennftj and so small In value that a gold dollair will buy anywhere froj»J,50Q,tq, 2.0Q0 of. them,, according to the rate of exehange. In my trav els In the Interior of China I had to have an extra donkey to carry the cash needed for my party.,. The .cap per cash In the province of Shantung alone would weigh nearly 60,000 tons. To buy these cash of the Chinese and sell thorn to the Europeans, who need ed the copper for shells, would yield a handsome profit The .Japanese proceeded to do It. /.The' Manchuria Daily N^ws reported that in a single ye^r the purchases amounted to £5,000 tons and that the transaction was com pleted at a profit of 2,167,000 yen ($1, 068:600).—Asia Magazine. Says "Shimmy Is Old Dance. The shimmy Is 400 years old, this "modern" dance having been done bade In the sixteenth century, say? Profc Louis Kretlow of Chicago, who has taught dancing for 63 years. He says many other of the modern dances haven't really changed since the monk, Thoinot Arbeau, wrote a bOok about them 16 1588. e« And 4* 4.* |'i £amr- .. They were the same the positions of the dancers iden- Professor Kretlow, who was born In 1845, was teaching the latest steps when Milwaukee was a trading poat. It was mostly the reel and the Jig,at that time, and Jin the moit exciting' sets the gentleman touched "5n|y his partner's finger tips. Mado London Lauoh^T I was working in American head quarters In London in March, 1019. As wo Were quartern! on the opposite side of the city, we md qdtte a little fide or walk to where we worked. I arose on£morning rather late and.rushed off halt cocked, to woifc., On the way I llotl^ed that every one around me was •mjllng, some.actuaily laughing. Im agine my clia^in Wtten lit the busiest street, at Trafalgar square, to have a major touch me on the shoulder and* cat), my attention to the fact that I had neglected to iTut on my leather l^g glngs, whlai left about two Inches of white sock )an£ two inched of equally wiilte underclothes between the shoes ana .trouser legs. Believenje, It did not titik^fne ldiig toellmb iVln ttftt-andftt back to mf |Wteina hntfe* —tbrohanira (1 & ,Aberdeen a City of Granite. Af5i\ij en, Scotland, Is popularly kho«.*n as the Granite City, from the fact that It has more buildings of sol Id grqnite than any other city of lt« CB^aSSa==!5S=S=5S5SE^=S5 .vri'.,« CALL :^80iLBSwiG v, t... "YeSj ..Joi're dad wrong,.* Why didn't }ra ask me, Thomas? You coflfe to via¥ hereafter, when you want to kno\f anything difficult and partlculM, YOurpother soys that Julius was a MUgon^ Nero's. Why, Julius never saw Nwo.afld—w "Bnt.couldn't he be a relation wlth out seeing him? I never saw grand fa tlupvbut I'm a—" "No, he couldn't!" snapped pa. "Fnr thennore, Julius was not a great fight er. -He was wornan-cruty, that's what ho was. "Julius was. a cr a great—er— Boman senator until he met, like all good men do" (there he glanced mean ingiy at ma) "a woman on whom he showers jewels, gold, silver, eau de cologne, rocks, blows—everything! And then she treats him «like a dog In" the end. They're all alike, and poor Julie, although a senator, was no different from the rest "One day his good friend Brutus whispered, 'Jule, beware of Ida March 1' (That was the woman's name.) Jtut Julie didn't -pay any at tention to Brutus' warning and that night they both went to Ida's house. They had some dumplings he fell over In a fit. Brutus jumped oyer to him and just heard his last words: 'Et two. Brute!' and then he expired. "rm glad I didn't eat any," said Brutus. "But pa, what did Julius call him a %rute' for?" asked Tommy. "I-don't know, Thomas. IJe died be fore he could explain."—Detroit Free Press. India The little, son of Chris Kemming and wife was taken to the St. Joseph's hospital in Omaha last Sunday, where he underwent an operation for appen dicitis. At the present writing,-the boy is getting alojig fine. Mrs. -Fred Wiese of Bryant, IoWa^ar rlved last Sunday and will- spend sev, eral Weeks-with her-parents, Mr. and Mrs. Ebbe Hollander and other rela tives. Mr. and Mrs". Fred Jochims who have i^een visiting here, for the past two it»onth8 at the hortie of their daughter, Mrs. August Rickert and family re turned .. to "-their- home last jweek-i at Long BCach, Calif.' ii Mr. and Mrs. Paul Jepsen and their daughter, Nadine, of Sioux City, arriv ed., lost week and are guests here /at thftuDr. Qchultz hope. Miss Tina Stegemarjn .returned.list Sunday from her two weeju^ vacation trip spent visitinjg friends at Sanborn and: Holstein. Miss Hattie Sjndt, of Holstein, -acpompanied heir. home and will spend several .days here visiting. The M. G. R. Club. tendered Mrs. Paul Jepsen of Sioux City who is. a guest here this week, a surprise party last Tuesday afternoon at the home of her sister, Mrs. W- H. Schultz. In the course of the afternoon"a delight ful luncheon was served. Mr. and Mrs. Ed Mohr and family of Luverne, Minn., arrived here Wednes day evening for a week's visit with Mr. Mohr's mother, Mrs. Hans Mohr and other relatives and friends. From here they will stop at Ricketts for a few days' visit. Born to Mr, and Mrs. Louie Chris tiansen, August 12th, a baby girl. Fred Johannsen and family of Moor head and'Hons Johannsen and wife of Denison, were.. visiting here last Sun day! at the Hans Baeth home. Mr. and' Mrs. W. H, Bischel and daughter, Miss Lamerne, Miss Cleone Bischel, of Aurelia, and Mrs. E. J. Filer of Milwaukee, Wis., arrived last week and spent several days here vis iting at the Rev. W. R. Wetzeler home. Mrs. Paul Koeppen and children re turned Sunday to their home at O'Niel, Neb., after having spent several weeks here with her-parents, Mr. and Mre. Claus Rusch. Alfred Rungev of Mapletpn is enjoy ing his vacation thfls week and is spend ing it at home with his parents. Rev. and Mrs. C. Runge of Hanover town ship. Miss Selma Bendlxen is enjoying a two-weeks' vacation from* her duties at the post office. Miss Allen, of Omana, arrived here last week and has accepted a position .here as stenographer at" the Dr. Jones office. Mr. and Mrs. George Rickers and son, Henrys of Long Beach, Cal., have left for Denver, Colo., after spending a few days here at the Hugo Krohnke home. Mrs. Talkington and daughter, of Chicago, arrived here last week and will spend several weeks visiting with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Henrjr "VWoock. Rev. W. R. Wetzeler and daughter, Mildred, drove up to Aurelia Wednes day to get Mrs. Wetzeler and daugh ter, Iflldegard, who have been visiting with relatives' and friends there 'the past week. Last Monday Fred Spahn made a deal whereby he sold his harness shop to Will Hill. Possession will be given Mr. Hill the first of October. .. Last Saturday Carl Mohr traded his residence lot east of Mrs. John Thoms to Emil Thoms of near Delpit. In the trade, Carl recelvej_-a house and lot in Denison. Mr. and Mrs. Peter Nielsen and daughter, Miss Amelia.'drove up to Danbury last Sunday where they visit ad with their daughter and sister, Mrs. John Reimer and family.' August Rickert and family and Pet er Boysen and family spent last Tues day at Lakewood Park. The, M./ G. R. club was entertained last Friday afternoon by Mrs. Theo. Rohwer. Born to Mr. and Mrs. Julius Rohwer Tuesday, August 17th, a baby boy. The little infant only lived a day. It was indeed a sad blow to the Barents. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Boysen and Mrs. Henry Buck were in Ida Grove last Tuesday visiting with friends. Jurgen Spahn Observed his birthday anniversary last Saturday by entertain ing'his children and severed of his old friends. ,, Henry Laumbach, a former resident of this community has purchased a residence property in Ute. Mr. Laum bach has been farming near there for the past feW(years and due to ill health, will move to town. Mr. and Mrs. Louie Ernst of near Anthon, were guests here last Sunday of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Peter Grlwt* Albert Schultz and sister, Miss Clara Went to Hampton last Monday to get their father, -Herman Schultz. who has [mir iuurci,,«c...iu.. tlcal with thoge of the present day. been ,at the Lutheran hospital for some Arbeau,.knew the siilmmyi, but called It "The' Death Dance." It fw, the day of the pantaleitfe incl hoopsklrt. _, .— Mr. and Mrs. Ebbe Hollander left Tuesday for MasOn City, for a,week's visit with Mrs. Hollander'^ sister, Mrs. Stoltenberg and family. The Larkin club was entertained on Wednesday afternoon by Mm Mike Petersen. All the members were pres ent and the afternoon was enjoyed by ^ifor. and Mrs. Emil JejjMm* and fam ily of Denison, spent, a few hours in Schleswig Saturday evening- Dr. Hal C. Simpson and. family, of Denison, were guests. here last Satur day, with Mrs. Simpson's sister, Mrs. Albert Stoltenberg and family. 1 1 Misses Barbara and Harriet Brech- Aches, pains, nervousness, diffi culty in urinating, often mean serious disorders. Tbs. wo^d'8 standard remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and uric add troubles— I COLD MEDAL quick relief and often ward ofi deadly diseases,Known ea* the national MOiedjr of jflb|labd &f more.tilimii 200 jean. All druggists, in three Dm Bam Gold MmUI o« us n*ir ail kinds of foundation and .ditchihg work, also cistern and -weir work W eSfoXSfi^aabpr.^All work reasonably done. Jvhen Jnh«d ofanythlng in our line & us you an esUmate. j£ys brothers Nofefnandy Hotel, Phone tit Denison, Iowa Hii wald of Ida Grove, •were pleasant visit org ,at the Theo. Rohwer home last week. County Superintendent F. N. Olry and family, of Denison, were Sunday guests here ef Mrs. Olry's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Jurgen Schroeder. Mlqs Mahela Waehking, of Mapleton, has been a guest here several days of Cornelius Paulsen and family. Mrs. Chris Wiedemeyer, Fred Wiede meyer, Herbert and Alwin Evers, all of Revenna, Neb., have been visiting here last week with John Evers and family. Miss Katherlne Sturmann of Boone, returned home Saturday after spend ing a few days here at the Herrftan Schmidt home. Safeguarding the GSoat. Ip Switzerland the goat Is placed ahead of all other animals. If a boy plagues a goat he .can. be 'fined and sent to prison. If a person meets a goat on a path and drives him aside he can be arrested. If a go ax' enters the yard of a person not his owner, and is hit, the "person guilty must pay a fine. Reason for Friendship. Almon had never taken a liking to Junior, and rarely played with him. Several days ago I noticed that he must have overcome his dislike for the elder boy, and upon questioning my email friend, he modestly explained "Junior's daddy bought a grocery •tore tlint keeps my favorite candy."— Chicago Tribune. Y. oa «wor 1 'J. If •V ML i.ffiVSh'rtfai 4-i^Z ':'V Has It Coming iiprller husbands have -heav- He "Should er damages?'' was a question raised iii a reeent divorce action. The bet ter c."niou is that the fact that the jgly man must have gone out of his way to get married should tell against him.—Punch. HOWARD T. APPLEGATE 1 Dr. Howard T. Applegate, who had members of a college fraternity ar. rested for giving him a coat of tar and feathers during an initiation. wit ^'i THE DENISON'REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, AUG. 25, 1920 TO SHIP OPERATOR r4:'r&S ••£, Miss Birdie Metcaif Visits Great Ship, Formeriy Owned by Germans, Now Property of British. MOST BEAUTIFUL SHIP AFLOAT Kaiser's and Kaiserine's Suites Pan elled with Inlaid Wood—Tapestry From Imperial Palace. Mr. and Mrs. E. S. Metcaif are in receipt of a letter from their daugh ter, Miss Birdie Metcaif, which con tains a most interesting description of a large ship which she recent# visited. At the. request of a Review reporter, the letter has been given to us to print for the benefit of our readers who will enjoy hearing it. The details regard ing the size of the boat are given, fol lowed by a description of the furnish ings, decorations, etc. Displacement—60,000 tons. Extreme Bean—98'3". Length—906". Gross Tonnage—51,936. Net tonnage—23,000. Draft—12'. Fuel, carrying capacity—7,982 tons. Average daily coal tons—850. Cruising Radius—5,500 miles. .When Mrs. Preston came across, ap proximate number of soldiers—8,200 Approximate number first-class—1,500. Approximate number on board—12,000. At this time the U. S. owned the Imperator, but now it is owned by the British. Yesterday, Mrs. Preston took Miss W. and myself to see this ship. I think it is considered the most beau tiful of any in the world. You know it is the ship which con tains the Kaiser's and Kaiserine's suites. After you get on board, it seems as though you were in a beau tiful hotel marble staircases, mirrors, tapestries, the most wonderful carving and workmanship. The two suites of which I spoke are all panelled with in laid wood. They are exquisite. The Woodwork is polished like the more ex pensive furniture. Each suite consists of two beds or state rooms, dining room, sun parlor, and beautiful bath room. vHeat'is given by steam, but ar ranged to look like a fireplace of marble. Each suite Is arranged on this plan. Drawing). The sun room has beautiful ferns etc. I can't remember all the furniture and where it was placed-. The. Lady's suite had the most won derful tapestry I have ever seen. It 'came from the Imperial Palace. The carpets aro of original design. They get 7,000 pounds for each trip from each suite. One stateroom on the last trip con tained the body and coffin, of course, of a princess. It cost 3,000 pounds to bring it here. A poand is $4.60, or about that at present, almost five dol lars. The guide took us to Mrs. Preston's old stateroom. There are sixteen decks of course iwe were not on all of them, but we certainly walked far enough. The bath or pool is planned like the old Ropian bath of course it is all tile and has steps at either end, dresslife rooms at sides,, at end marble* fountain which the kaiser took from his garden and placed there. About this is a balcony. The electric lights are all fancy can dles, etc. The drawing room which is occasionally turned into a ball room, has French doors at either end, and has a beautiful old rose velvet rug on the floor. The chairs are over-stuffed lounging chairs and sort of old fashion s9BB9e9=9semaaaBHB OtJ'LL nfeecfd fail suit or overcoat soon. Why not or der it at once? As a special inducement to keep our orgiiiazation busy we are offering Special Value* for Two Week*" —values that should attract all discriminating dressers* Our Fall and Winter Wbplens have arrived—more attract ive than'ever. Our sfdisti? is TinuSually lai^ffe flection naturally will be easier this season. But we suggest com ing here at once. 1 V. E. ANDERSON .•sV.fk' ifailoritfc afidi Bry'fcleaninTg1 fiM .a- & bpr ed ones, upholstered in old rose tapes try. Another lounging room was fur nished in wicker. The palm in the center must be at least fifteen feet high and then the leafy part bends away down. Then a very beautiful reading room which .seemed to be like three rooms, sort of L-shaped. Dozens of tables and chairs and lights in the most convenient places. The dining room which seats twelve hundred, is this shape. (Drawing Above is a bal cony Lower floor, 700 people. Or chestra plays, but is hard to hear on account of fans. Then the pantry and kitchen were,last. Bread in stacks in the bakeiy. In the pastry room, every one seemed to be just finishing some thing sweet. In one room they were making beautiful salads. It wa3 hot enough'there to roast you. There was n't enough dust on the whole ship to fill a spoon, or at least it wasn't visible. Really, it is so beautiful and so won derful that I might just as well have said nothing as to describe it. i*o ivvoprccixy. Afirr the guests at their party had jone, Mrs. Mlmbly said to her hns mnd: "What on earth !il you mean, lohn, by telling fhe Smiths that iny JumAr was positive, but not nesrtttive?" 'I meant," said Mr. Mimbly, "that .rou »uld make a joke, but couldn't take ine!" GRAND BALL S&tarday, Aug. 28 DELOIT IAIN'S NOVELTY ORCHESTRA You are cordially invited to attend this dance and we'll give you a good time. TICKETS $1.10 JOHN D. HANSEN. Mgr. Ifeme %iildei£ l«COff**l«ATC» ASSETS OVER 1,400,000 Pays 6 Per Cent —Guaranteed by mortgages on active income properties. American Security Co. 1 FISCAL AGENTS Dodge, at 18th Omaha For Full Information See J. BURTON LYON Local Agent HJallo'llFE 3? JTf 1 4 ..... .-•Sr-K sfiit TO DARKEN HAIR v- APPLY SAGE TEA A Few Applications of Sage Tea and Sdlphur Bring Back Its Vigor, Col or, Gloss and Youthfulness Common garden sage brewed into a, heavy tea with sulphur added, will turn gray, streaked and faded hair beauti fully dark and luxuriant., Just a few applications will prove a revelation if your hair is: fading, streaked or gray. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sulphur reci peat home, though,*is troublesome. An easier way is to get a bottle of Wyeth's Tthe SECTION 1—PAGE THREB Sage and Sulphur Compound at any drug store all ready for use. This is the old time recipe improved by the ad dition of other ingredients. While wispy, gray, faded/hair is not sinful, we all desire to retain our youthful appearance and attractiveness By darkening your hair with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound, no one can tell, because it does it so naturally, so evenly. You just dampen a sponge or soft cloth with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time by morning all gray hairs have disappeared and after an other application or two, your hair be comes beautifully dark, glossy, soft and luxuriant.—Adv. HEAVY HAULING We are doing heavy hauling, such as grain and live st'ji-'k. Have good truck. Call GEORGE HUFFMAN, Phone 27-K or LENIHAN LALLY Small Deposits Grow to Large Investments By putting away a little systematically each week or month, you are soon in a position to take advantage of investment opportunities. Farmers State Bank, Denison, Iowa A Bank of Service and Safety, Under State Control JOHN SAGGAU, President ALFRED WRIGHT. Vice-Present E. M. HUGG, Cashier 22-tf The IDEAL Pipeless Furnace HIS furnace has proved to be satisfactory to users. They spell comfort, economy and durability. They have the one piece, solid cast radiator. The slatted fire bowl, the double feed doors. The IDEAL answers every requirement and we can prove it to you. As a prospective buyer you are after the furnace, that works the best and lasts the longest. I am selling these furnaces cheap. CARPENTER TIRE CO. B. SULLIVAN Under Haugh & Brummer 7 After tire facts? All right Go to the Diamond Dealer! "He'll give you Diamond service facts right from your town, facts that'll make you take notice, and win vyou to Diamonds/ b-V.. 5fi c-* "i. 1 )ltfr •^22^