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a. R? •5 9$ W W •II :§si. *V*0 iSK ST -. I •J .1 I I ,5? 3 ifc SECTION 1—PAGE SIX K'^' aCv-vX-v BOYER 'ITEMS Elmer Maurlts was a Denison busi ness ealier Tuesday. fieo Bcck, of Odebolt. was a Boyer' busiiVPHs caller Tuesday. Quite a largo number from here at tended the Legion picnic in Denison last. Tuesday. Frank Dozark had the misfortune re fcently to get kicked by a horse, break ing his nose in two places. He was im mediately taken to an Omaha hospital and was allowed to return home after a coupje of days, Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Dean, of Lake City, visited several days last week at tho^home of the lattcrts parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Darling. Mrs. James Spencc,, of Moorhead, was a caller at the V. M. Nelson home be iween trains Wednesday. Miss Hilda IJahlin, of Kiron. was a guest at the Mi's. Claus 'Frahm home the past week. Mr. and Mrs. Ed Kropf and daughter, Ai lene, and the Misses Amanda Nissen and Gertrude Grandelious attended the Legion picnic in Denison Tuesday. Carl Kullberg was a Denison business caller Thursday. 1 Mrs. C. S. Johnson and daughter, La reno, were calling at the G. P. Swavtz home a couple of days last week. Miss Evelyn Lindberg, of Kiron, vis ited several days last week at the El mer Mauritz home. Mrs- Chas. Campbell and sons, Sabin and William, and daughter, Garnett, of Dcloit, were Thuraday callers at the Fred Neumann home. Mr. and Mrs. H. \V\ Pithan and chil dren and Sir. and Mrs. Fred Neumann 1KMr.°and S E. Donohoe and Arvin Paulsen were' Ode.boit business callers Thurs day. Fred Frahm and the pisses Hilda Dahlin and Gcjrtrude Grandelious at tended the movies in Odebolt Thursday "'a^B. Ells visited the past week with relatives at Flagler, Iowa, and Coal Val ley, 111. He was called homo Friday on account of the serious illness of his I father, B. F. Ells. The Misses Esther Harding and Ag nee Wellest spent the week end with relutivos In Odebolt. Mrs. C. S. Johnson and daughter. La rene' of Jtiron, visited several days the past week atHhc Geo. Maynard home. Miss Evelyn Vassal- spent the week end at her parental home in Denison Miss Evelyn Johnson, of Kiron, was a week end visitor at the G90. P. Swartz Miss Amanda Nissen was a Sunday caller at the Wm. Dozark home, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Hansen and Mr. and Mfa. H. B. Hansen spent Sunday in Omaha. Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Campbell and fam ily, of Deloit, were Sunday callers at the Fred Neumann home. The many friends and relatives of Al bert Neumann gathered at his home Sunday evening to help him cclebrate his birthday. S. E. Donohoe was shopping in Wall Lake Monday. Frank Shaw received the sad news Monday of the'death of his father. Louis Hansen was a Denison business caller Monday. Wt Iron Clothes With the Feet Cairo men employed in the na tive tailoring establishments iron clothe* with their feet. Kxcop' for the long handle, the irons ai« shaped fike an ordinary flpt Iron, hut are larger. A soild biuck of wood r^sts on the top of tii.tf. Iron, and on this the men place one foot, guiding the Iron In (he desired dlnx'tlon by inea::s »f the handle. For the sake of con venience, I roiling hoards are raised only a few inches from the ground, 1 and, however strange, the method, n.ay »eem, the work is done well and ex peditiously. UNABLE TO LOOK AFTER HER HOKE 'lip ,Vi- V, &••, Omalia Woman Had to Spend Mucli of Her Tliuc in Bed—Tanlac Brings Back Health "It certainly is wonderful how quick ly the right medicine will get person to feeling right again." said Mrs. Uosa Abersfcller, aOll South Ninth street, in relating her experience with Tanlac. "There's no doubt about Tanlac be ing the right thing for me, for 1 am now feeling just line, but. before I took it I was so weak and felt so bad-I had to remain in bed a great deal of the time and hire someone to do my house work," she said. "I was in such a bad ly run down condition on account of in digestion that 1 was barely able to get about. I could not. eat anything but what caused severe pains in'my stom ach and chest, and at times I felt so ntuJTed up that could scarcely breathe. My head achod every day a.nd some times so bad I was almost frantic. I otten had such dizzy spells 1 had to catch hold of something to keep from falling, never knew what a good night's sleep was and that tired, worn out feel ing was with me all the time. 1 felt achy all over and was so weak the least exertion would completely ex haust me. "But I had not finished taking my first Ijottle of Tanlac before there was a wonderful improvement in my feel ings. My appetite returned and I was soon able to eat just anything without feeling a touch of indigestion. My strength gradually came back and it wasnt long until I was able to do all my housework. I never have a head ache now, dizzy spell or a pain of any kind and sleep soundly all night long. 1 have also gained a great deal in weight, and am like an entirely differ ent person. All the thanks, praise and gratitude for the splendid health I now enjoy belong to Tanlac." Tanlac Is sold In Denison by It. Knaul, in Kiron by O. E. Ciauson, in Manilla by J. F. Carnahan, in Buck Orove by Mrs. A. F. Bonney. in West Side bv West Side Drug Co., in Vail by WORSE THAN LIGHTED CIGAR Denverite, After Carefully Igniting It, Absentmindedly Put. the Fire cracker in His Mouth.. As a result of absent-mindedness In his Fourth of July celebrating, Osip Salonski, 32, of West Denver lost sev eral teetli and Is carrying his face in a sling. Osip stood on the corner, smoking a clgaret and watching with interest the youngsters shoot off their explosives. Suddenly a desire to be young, real young, once more assailed liim, and, stnlking up to a near-by booth, he pur chased a whole fistful of firecrackers. Stepping to the edge.of the cilrb, he cautiously applied the end of his lighted cigaret to the fuse of one of the crackers. A sputter and a volley of little sparks announced that the noise was on the way. Then Ojsip's mentali ty failed to function properly. With a quick movement he slammed his cig aret into the street and jammed the eiid of the firecracker Into his mouth. A terrific crash, which disengaged three front teeth and bespeckled his face with powder burns, brought Osip to the conclusion that all was not just as it should be. He made a run for the nearest drug store, and he emerged a few moments later reeking with the fumes of iodine and his face motored to Ida Grove Thursday evening and neck swathed in bandages, and to visit John Fredrickson, who has re- Mrs. Aug Hansen and Quade, Jr. were visiting relatives Kiron Friday. Johh Neumann, Sr., of Denison, visit cd several days the past week at the home of his stfn, Fred. Maurice Spence, of Moorhead, was a caller at the V. M. Nelson home a cou pie of days last week. Mrs.' V. E. Anderson and baby, of Denison, spent several days the past week at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Ells. Jje cent,y undergone an operation for ap-1 much like an accident that gQne somewhere Mrs. Fred Quade, of Kiron, apparently, had been' a success.' visited several days last weeli at the Quaver Times. Aug Hansen home. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Quade, Jiv of Min nesota, visited relatives in Boyer, and Kiron the past week. Mrs- Albin Jttrl and little son were passengers to' Kiron Friday t.. ,.-j f)6 If in speaking to a group of »61 dfer? you discuss, "that combination of proteins, albumens and other food substances which scientists have de termined is the most conducive to health and vigor," your connection is poor. Say "chow" or "mesa" if your aim is to be understood. If you liavo no adjective but "aw- w/ V(S.*' "•n1' wjiyw ^••^\¥SV.THE to happen and, MANY HUMAN "ISLANDS" yick Power of Expression to Commu riicate Thoughts So That Others 1 Can Understand. Ton are a human island, if you can not express your thoughts so others can understand them, says Ruth Jocelyn Wattles of'the Colorado agri cultural college. If your mood is one of appreciation of grandeur and beau ty, and you say, "Gee, ain't It gor geous?" If in gazing at the Grand canon, you say, "Ain't it cute?" you are not in communication with your fellows you are an island, a man entirely surrounded by then, but not in connection'with them. Wuhtafton, D. C„ Jane THIS ful" to apply to a dinner, a mountain, a hat, an accident, the new styles, the1 European war, your wires are down. You cannot express thoughts on all these subjects to your fellow humans by use of the one word "awful." If it Is your only adjective, keep quiet your silence may indicate an appre ciation which your one adjective fails to express. Are your ,wires down? Are you an island Will Not Let Women Pay. K. II. men are hopelessly old-fash ioned. The 50-50 idea, that is, that a girl pay for half the treats, which was started recently in an eastern univer sity, did not appeal to them when it was discussed the other day. A woman may work and by her effi ciency earn ns much as a man, hut if she pay for one-half the treats She takes away the divine right of man, opinion had it. Pride was not the only thing that In fluenced them. A man must shoulder responsibility through life so it is well for him to start early. The idea of protection of women extends even to paying for the sundaes she consumes. It was the general opinion that If girls would realize that the resources of most men are not unliuiite'd. there would not be any occasion for thinking about this matter.—Summer Session Kansan, Porcelain Money. A new element may be introduced into tlie field of numismatics by the proposal to issue porcelain money throughout Germany. With this pur pose in view, a Meissen porcelain fac tory has already manufactured speci mens tit coins ranging from 10 pfennig to 5 mark places. How successful the new. proposal will be remains to be seen. It's adoption would mark an in teresting breach with the traditional use of gold, silver, and bronze and the well-known formulae, A. AR and AE, of tlie catalogues would have to be supplemented. Apart from the occa sional employment of electrum, bil lon, brass, and potin, iron-in the Pelo ponnesus,and glass for coin weights in Arabia, tlie three established metals, in1their varying forms, have rarely been challenged. Modern Tanning Inferior. Commenting on an article by Robert G. Skerrett on the tanning of leather, the Scientific! American says: "The. modern art of tanning fallq short of the standards set in days gone by. It used to take two years to convert 'green' hide into marketable leather the modern tanner thinks that he is DEMAND FOR GROWING FASTER THAN PRODUCED te.—[Special.]—'Pro- duction of gMoline increaMd gslkm* .daily, or VA'z per c«ot during the flrit tour moothi of wo. accordinr to (tatement i«ued today by the burpau of ulaei. A» ayainst thii lncre»#e in production, however, the dom««tic coatumption of caulinc increased f,lis,MO fallom daily, or tt per cent. —(Froman artieU CJtifafo Tribune, Standard Oil Company (Indiana) 910 So. Michigan Ave., Chicago /mm JO, MM,) epitomizes the situation accur ately. It also indicates how great is the task of the Standard Oil Company (Indiana). But fuel for automotive power must be supplied. Especially is this true in the terri tory served by the Standard Oil Company (Indiana), because in thii area the bread-basket of the nation—so large a percentage of the gasoline is consumed in producing food. Take away—even cripple—the automo tive power on the Middle West farms and food priccs will soar because of de creased production. The power-driven tractor is the only means by which the farmer can cope suc cessfully with the shortage of man-power. By extensive research and intensive appli cation the Standard Oil Company (Indi ana) has increased the yield of gasoline from crude to the greatest degree yet known. But it is not satisfied. The Company is striving to further in crease the yield so that the use of the tractor, truck, the automobile, and the stationary gas engine may be used freely and without restriction. It is apparent that the Standard Oil Com pany (Indiana) by increasing the yield has exerted, also, a downward influence on the price of gasoline. & 4 ZLi ,Pri :Wt W •:'•:•••. v? DEMSON REVIEW, DEN1SON, IOWA. SEPTEMBER 8,1920 doing well if Jjjje. dfljfotes.flve .montfii to tbe' process.1 No' chemical process has been developed of speeding up the process without detracting from the quality of the product." .Overworking a Proverb. "Fitiier," said the small boy, "what is a profiteer?" •Vjl \Jv "A profiteer, niy son, is a man who runs across the proverb, 'Make hay while the sua shines' and overworks Nickels in London. A letter in the Times of London points out the advantages England should gain by substituting nickel coins for bronze. To one who has merely visited Switzerland, this proposition re quires littie argument. In weight, bulk and convenience nickel Is unquestion ably preferable. With what ease enn Swiss 20-centime pieces to the value of, say, 2 shillings he carried, as compared with 2 shillings' worth of "copper!" And how this reform would lighten the lius conductor's burden! The combined ^h'^igh^ of the 20-cen time, 10-centlm# .anjl ij-centlme Swiss nickels Is, writes1 lite -Times cop respondent, only I?? grains, against the 515 grains, which 3% pence weigh. Apropogi' of this subject, the London chamber of commerce has de-. cided to recommend that the govern ment prepare fojf issue, when required to supplement the silver currency, nickel1 coins of the vnlue, say, o( six pence a shilling and half a crown.— Christian Science Monitor. V- Select Jroar Una so* cording to tlio tomdt they have to travel: In sandy or hilly coun try, wherever the going is apt to be heavy—The U. S. Nobby. For ordinary country rofids*—The U. S- Chain or-Usco. For front wheels—The U. S. Plain. For best results— mverywhetre—U. S. Royal Cords. VM.amDNoe0iriMRHnoo-PiAiN '-'J CLASSED HIM AS BEGINNER Retired Sea Captain Evidently Knew Little of "Impressionistic" School :, of Painting. "I once engaged board and lodging at the house of a retired New England sea. captain," says a New York artist, "atl'd froni him I received some sincere advice. "One day, while I was busy paint ing, I became aware that the captain was standing behind me, gazing at the canvas over my shoulder. '"How do you like It?* I r.oked. "Now, It chanced that the Captain's, house has been without an artist hoarder for several years land that I was the first follower of the impres sionist school it had ever harbored. "The old sea dog gazed thoughtfully at the lower rlghthand corner of the canvas where I had thrown a mass of parti-colored splashes and splotches. 'You're kinder young.' said the captain, kindly. "This is your first summer outdoors at it?' "'Yes.' 'Well, now, see here,' resumed the captain. 'There's two or three old palettes up in our shed chamber. You get one of those and try out your paints. You'll have to lose that whole corner of your canvas, I'll bet you, and it'll make your picture consider ably smaller. I wouldn't do that, again if I was you.'"—Harper's 'Magazine. So far no difficulty- has: been found in securing inspectors of women's bathing suits. & Alloy Stronger Than Stset An Italian engineer has discovered a new alloy of zinc and copper which Is stronger than steel and less cor rosive than copper, says the Scientific American. The most important charac teristics of the new alloy, which has been nnmed "Black Metal," are the highest kiiown breaking point, the high est limit of elasticity, perfect homo geneity and higher resistance to both heating and chemical action. It has been stated that it can successfully be cast, machined, rolled, forged, drawn and stamped. r. v( are** •ffV-i': DDK at it just frpnfl^ the business stand point, compared with, say, ten years ago—or even five, *.. Everything speeded up made—easier. Nearly every business man depending on the automobile to trans port himself arid his products. ,*"V ". '.v* 1 ^:.r*v *. .* -V- That is one reason, per haps, why more attention is being paid to tires—why tire costs are being figured closer and people are beginning to look for better tires. We believe that people are entitled to better tires—the best they can get. Not only the rnan with the Sibbert & Reimers Co., Denison, la. West Side Auto Co., West Side, la. Lincoln Highway Garage, Vail, la. iff It is expected that it will provo«an acceptable substitute foi steel, brass arid aluminum.'' ]|H?I M.i't 3 W. A. MCHENRY, President SEARS McHENRY, Cashier GEORGE McHENRY, Vice President. L. SEEMANN, Asst. Cashier. first national ftaith DENISON IOWA Capital. Surplus ud Profits $140,000 $1,000,000.00 Deposits J1,000,000.00 Assets $1,138^57.78 Interest Paid on Time Deposits. Loans Made on Commercial Paper. Time Loans Made on Improved Farms at Current Rates. Wo have a complete set of abstract books of Crawford county lands and lots, and make abstracts of title. We solicit your account on a reciprocal basis. We make five pub lished reports of our condition annually to the Comptroller of Cur renby and are examined by the National bank examiner twice a year. hn&'jratet ty ten .bor/e: nC/Uwr @1929 big car,but the man sm611 car, and tho sized car, \iu •. 1 We represent Tit was- tifiat U.S. Tire3 for that reason—bccauso their policy is the same as ours—every tire as good as you can get it, regardless of the size of the car it is to lat policy which led to the introduction of the straigb&n rdhufuitomobile tire, the truck tire. And you can't beat it. -'.r IV U. S. Tires are guaranteed for life, with no limitation of mileage. It will pay you to -talk to us about tires, if you are looking at them from business,standpoint •i' ,JT ill M'. 'M •'Vipra IpAii IndianapdMs family a few year«,^|^f"J ago took boy from an orphanage,J Now, of course, everything at the new' home was different from the place he had just left. Still he tried to make. himself at home and help all he could. One day the woman of the house told her grown daughter to go up stairs after a bos. Tlie. orphannge youngster offered to go instead. "Bui you don't know where to find it," protested the woman. "Oh, yes, I do," the little boy in slsted. He had gone to her closet be fore .after things and had seen the !,l7 'n little pantry that PBi Utep your clothes in." ySjjt. •y,i? ,v mm