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All subscriptions will ho discontinued at ltie *nd of (tie time ('Hid for, when the subscriber niera: otherwise, the paper will be contin ued at our I Credit Rates of Subscription: ! < Inc Year...... I six Month*, j Kor a fierier peri«»-! I Delivered l,\ carri I able at expiration oi . .85 (lb . :i no per muntli. pay Wm \V. Al.1er-.un I Matt. VV. Alderatin. > Editor» and Proprietors. ©CIce, Courier Iliilldiui;, Main Street. Poetry. j j A Bill?. The following i» oil* of ilio latest perpetrations of Mr. Eitretic Kidd. ill« poeti«nl pointer of the St. Louis Timet-Journal: ''Suppose," said lie, in accents soft, "A felloe, ju-t like me, Should axle little girl to wed, W hat would the answer lie?" The maiden drops her iii.uid eyes; Her smiles with blushes mingle; "Why seek the I, ridai halter when You may live oa, s..r, einjfl«:" Anil t'i*-n be p ike —' "Oh, be my brido, ) a-C yo-i once again; You ate the emp'-e-s of my août. And there si.ail ever rein. "I'll never bra of kindly deeds To win your gentle heart. And saddle lie the -hail that rende Our happy live, apart." Upon lier cheek» tiie mai '.en felt Th: mantling blitdia» glow; 81.« took him i r h-r t»i:hful hub. To share his wheel or w hoa j ! ; j Hungry for have. i * y uei.cn men. If only mother» knew, .«he said, How hungry children were lor lova, Above each Hole virgin bel A mother's lips would prove How sweet are kisses that »re given llctvreen a rosy men'll nud heaven. Ifonty my mamma would kneel. As your dear mamma, every uight, lieside iter littia girl, to lari If all the wraps are folded tight. And hold m- lianU, tier -Hnut fat.* Betw een my cheeks »ml e • soft lia ir. Amt looking in my dreaming eyes As if she saw some lovely thing. And smiling in sm li fond siirjiri.se On all my hopes of life that spring I.lke (towers beneath her leader gaz«, I could not stray in evil ways I would not wound the gentle hreaet That lieU me warm w ithin its fold; My mother's love would still lie host. How ever ad, or plain, or old ; Aud, even when the world forsake, I'd love her for her lore's dear sake i i i ! I ' j j ; 1 ; I j I j j j i I ! , j i ! j I j i j — j I------------------------------ i ! Much as the modern French duel is ridi I ailed by certain smart people, it is in re- j ! ality one of tiie most dangerous institu -1 Our Selected Story. (THE RECENT GREAT FRENCH DUEL i tion» of our day. Since it is always fought 1 in tiie open air. the combatants are nearly I sure to eatch cold. M. Paul de Cassagnac. j the most inverate of the French duelists, j has suffered so often in tnis way that lie is : at last a confirmed invalid; and the liest j physician in Paris lias expressed the opii - lion that if lie goes on dueling for fifteen j or twenty years more, unless he forms tiie ! j ; ; ; j habit of tigbtiug in a comfortable room where damps and draughts cannot intrude. : 1 he will eventually endanger bis life. This j I ought to moderate tiie talk of those people j [ who are so stubborn in maintaining that that the French duel is the most heathfnl ! of recreations because oi the ojien-air ex ercise it affords. And it ought also to mod erate tiie foolish talk about French duelists and socialitt-hated inonarchs being tiie only people who are immortal. But it is time to get at my subject. As soon as I heard of the late fiery outbreak ; between M. Gambetta and M. Fourtou in j tiie French assembly, l knew that trouble j must follow. I knew it because a long ! [ personal friendship with M. Gambetta had j revealed to me the desperate and implaea -1 i blc nature of the man. Vast as are bis physical proportions. I knew that the thirst for revenge would penetrate to the remotest frontiers of his person. I did not wait for him to cell on me, but went at once to him. As I expected, I it found tiie brave fellow steejied in a pro-j found French calm. 1 say French calm, j because French calmness and English | calmness have points of difference. He j ..... was moving swiftly back and forth among the debris of liis furniture, now and then staving chance fragments of it across the j room with his foot; grinding a constant j grist of curses through his set teeth, and J halting every little while to deposit another ] handful of 1rs hair on the pile which he j bad been building ofit on the table. I He threw Ids arms around my neck, bent. me over his stomach to his breast, kissed me on both cheeks, hugged me four or on five times, and then placed me in big own onn-chair. As soon as I had got well j again, we began business at once. j iy I mid I supposed he would wish me to j act as his «econd, and he said, "Of course." ! I said 1 must be allowed to aet under a j French name, so that I might be shielded i from obloquy in my country, in case of ! of fmtal poults. He winced Itère, probnMy at ! the suggestion that dueling'was not re-j ganled with respect in America. However, he agreed to my requirement. This ar ; counts for tlie hurt 1 ! ta t in all thenewsp:i|»cr I reports M. Gambetta's second was appar ently a Frenchman. j First we drew up the principal's will. I 1 j insisted upon thi«, and stuck to my point. ! 1 said I had never heard of a man in his right mind •join«' out to fight a duel with out first making his will. He said he li.nl ' ■ never heard ot a man in his right mind ' j <Joinff anyUûng 0 f,he kind. When we had j finished the *i!l. he wished to proceed to j a choice ot his "last words." to know how tiie following dying exclamation, struck me *'l die for my I freedom of spe ! universal hrotlicrhood of man !" I objected that this would require too 1 God. for my country, for ech, for progress, and tiie He wanted j .vends, as a ! linger ;i (!'*:itii; it was a good : for ! n coni 8 1111 « pt ivc, T»iit not suited to the c\i pencil •s oi t lie field of honor. \Vi e* wr .n gied over :i 1 many antc-mortcm ontbiî rats. hut I finally got him to cut his obituary down to this, w.iich he copied in his mem orandum book, purposing to get it by heart : "I die that France may live." ! j I .suivi that this remark seemed to !a< k , j relevancy; but be said relevancy was a matter of no consequence in last words— j what you wanted was thrill. | i Till* next thing in order was tiie choice of weapons. Mv principal said he was not ' feeling well, an t would leave that anti the ! oilier deuils of t ht* proposed meeting to I me. Therefore I wrote tiie following note) land carried it to M. Fourton's friend: : Sir::— M Gambetta accepts 'I. Fourton's challenge, and authorizes me to propose } Pie. eud, ici Piquet as liie place of meeting; to morrow morning at daybreak as tiie time; and axes as the weapons. I am sir, with great respect, M M!K T\\ AIN. M. Fourton's friend read this no shuddered. Then lie turned ton said willi a suggestion ot severity in his tone: "Have you eonsideied, sir. what would be tiie inevitable result of such a meeting as this?" "Well, for instance, what would be?" "Bloodshed !" "That's about tlw* size of it, '"Now, if it is a fair question, iv your side proposing to shed ?" I had him, there. He saw be li a blunder, so lie hastened to explain i' away. He said h** iitul spoken jotingly. .Then lie added that he and his principal would enjoy axes, and Lideed pieicr tiiem. Mint such weapons were birred in the French code, and so I must change my proposal. I walked tin- floor, turning tiie tbim over in my mind, and finally it occurred to me that Gatling guns at fifteen pad would be a likely way to get a verdict on tin* lii-ld of honor. So I framed this id< : into a proposition. But it was not accepted. Tiie code \va> in tin* way again. I proposed rifles, th *:i double-barreled shot-guns; then Colt'.*, navy revolvers. These I icing all rejected, l reflected a while, and sarcastically sug gested brick-bats s' three-quarters ot a mile. I always hat: r < fool away a humor oils thing on a person who has no percep x. i and I and ' j ! ! ! ! ] ] ! 1 1 tu n ot humor; and it filled me with bitter-j ness when this man went soberly away to j it last proposition to his prin i-, (submit thi pal* He came back presently, and said lus principal was charmed with the idea ot brick-bats at three-quarters of a mile, but 1 must decline on account of the danger to disinterested parties passing between. Then I said : "Well, I am at the end of my string. now. Perhaps you would Ik* kind enough *o suggest a weapon ? Perhaps you have even had one in your mind all the time?" His countenance brightened, and he said with alacrity : \ "Oh. without doubt, monsieur." So lie tell to hunting in his pockets,— pocket after pocket, and lie bad plenty of them,—muttering all the while, "Now. what could l have done with them ?" At hist he was successful. He fished out of his vest pocket a cbtiple of little tilings which I carried to the light and discovered to be pistols. They were singl *-birrcled and silver mounted, and very dainty and pretty. I was not able to speak tor emo tion. I silently hung one of them to iny | watch chain, and returned the other My I companion in crime now unroll«! a post- [ age-stamp containing several cartridges. ! tug weak and confused under tiie strain which had been put upon it. He named sixty-five yards. 1 nearly lost my patience, said : "Sixty-five yards, with these instru menta ? Pop-guns would lie deadlier at and gave me one of them. I asked if he I néant to signify by this that our men J were to be allowed but one shot apiece. ] ile replied that the code permitted no j tend more. I t lieu I »egged him to go on and | Gin, suggest a distance, tor my mind was grow-j ' self fifty. Consider, my fi iend, you and I are banded together to destroy life, not make eternal." But with all my persuasions, all my ar guments. I was only able to get him to re duce tiie distance to thirty-five yards; and even thi.. concession be made with relue tance, and said with a sigh : **I wash my hands ot this slaughter; on your head be it. ! j j j tip is in the fact frii like but riage ond; tiiese j from , There was nothing tor me but to go j home to my old lion heart and tell my Gases humiliating story. When I entered. M. I Gambetta was laying his last lock ot hair ( then upon tiie altar. He sprang towards me 1 T he exclaiming : ting "You have made the fatal arrangements. I see it in your eye !" \ these "I have." | long His face paled a trifle, and be leaned up- ! «*ns tiie table for support. He breathed thick j and and heavily tor a moment or two. so tu-; l*ad multuous were his feelings; then lie hoarse- j whispered : j "The weapon, the weapon! Quick ! j lie What is the weapon?" . "This!" and 1 displaveil the silver mounted thing. He caught but one glimpse it, then swooned ponderously to tiie 1 *nd floor. 1 Jot When he came to, lie said mournfully: i but "The unnatural calm to which I have I were subjected myself has told upon my nerves. ; I 1 his ' ' j to j But away with weakness! 1 will ei my fate like a man a d a Frenehma He rose to his feet, and assumed : Hide which for sublimity has nevi appro.-n-hed hv man. and has soldo Then lie said, in his 1 for surpassed by statues, deep hass tones : "Bebohl. I am calm. I am ready; reveal to me the distance." "Thirty-live yards." I could not lift him up, of course: hut ;nd poured water down his hack. lie presently came In. arid said "Thirty-five yards—without a res; ? Hut why ask? Sin«*<* murder was that man's intention, why should he palter with small details? But mark you one tiling : in my fall the world siiail see how the chivalry j rolled him over, a ! his b; for ! Fr:iru*< 1 * nice:« death." Mu ■r a long silence lie * said : i '\V: ;s noticing said about that men standing up uilii him. as all ofist by tu my bulk ? stoop to make not noble eno is welcome t< hit no matter: I would not such a suggestion ; it lie gh to suggest it himself, lie Ilfs advantage which no ! honor ibic man would trie k , lie now sank into a sort of stupor of iv a flection, which lasted some minutes ; after j which he broke silence with: | "The hour—what is the hour fixed for 3u: coili- um V ' "Daw n, to-morrow.' ! He seemed greatly surju. .*'.!, and iinme to I diatelv said : "Insanity! 1 never heard of such a thing, : Nobody isahroud at sueii an hour." * * 11 1 : : t is the reason I name:! it. Do you } s:, . v . v °" " :,nt !in audience?" "it is no tiiiu* to handy words, tonished :hal M. Fouriott should ici i' I am d t ■ (ill Ut ' an innova i ton. n< c and require a later hour." airs, threw open (ip* fror: t plunged into the anus o coud. He said : i I ran down I door, and aim M. Fourton's "I have tiie honor to say that my princi pal strenuously objects to the hourchost n. and bogs that you will consent to change it to bait-past nine." ' "Any courtesy. : •ir. w hicii it is it: i our j power to extend is a it the S('|-V ice of your ! excel!* -nt principal. We agree to th«* ! poseii change of tint e." ! "I h eg you to acn ept i! ic th; inks 0 1* my ! client.' " Then lie turned t:> a per. 0 ; : ];< ] hi:i'I him and said : -Voi a hca M. ? 'Coir. ] tlx* hour is altered to ha if pa: <: niix V— ! Where upon M. Noir • how» *' 1. expresse. ! his' «iinnks .and went a way. My accomplice 1 continued : "Ifa gree.abie to y. mi. your t hi vfsurgeons in«l ours shall proc»H*d to the field ill til» -'111 H* C arriage. as is : ustoniMiy. "li i: s entirely agr< cable to Xlt *. and I :.m obliget 1 to you for inentiouin g the s in goons. for 1 am af'ra id I : d not I flux e tliong! J oi' tiie, 11 . !{. )\v m.i 1 ! 1 y si! :;;II i w ant i 1 snppi ose two or three wii noiigh r "Tw 0 is the customary : iriinh er for 1 Pticfl parly. 1 rei -r to eiii cf sur »r^oiis ; but. con siderin g (he exalt'"! posilit >:is ocuupiut 1 hy our clit •nts. It will ! )«* ' w< 11 : and 1 Î 1 .von is t.h-at "Bless my stupidity. I never thought of j it ! I will attend to it right aw ay. ! must i-, seem very ignorant to you; but \ try to overlook that, because I ) had any experience of such a sw this before. I have had a good with diu I- on the Pacific coast, now that they were crude affairs. voti must do 11 duel leal to llllt I : A hearse | <"n>i , >le of so base a treachery"— I "Tut, tut! What words are thés» [ friend ? ! forgive me ; my Have I wounded you? Ah, I am overloading you with I labor. Therefore, on with tiie other de J t-iils. and drop this one from your list. The ] bloody-minded Fourtou will la* sun* to ut j tend to it. ür I myselt—yes, to make cer | Gin, I will drop a note to my journalistic triend. M. Noir' — "Oh, come to think, yon may save your ' self the trouble; tiie other second has in formed M. Noir." It is just ! each of us appoint several consulting sur j geons from among t ! if* highest in the pro j icssion. These wiil conic in their own j private carriages. Have you engaged a .heals«*? j I I I —sho! \vc used 1» leave tiie elected laying] around loose, and let anybody cord them tip and cart them off that wanted to. Have you anything further to suggest ?" "Nothing, except that the head under-■ takers shall ride together, as i» usual. The subordinates and mutes will go on toot, as is also usual. 1 will see you at eight o'clock in the morning, and we will then arrange the order of the procession. I have the j honor to hid you a good day." I return'll to my client, who said: "Very well : til what hour is the engage- ' ment to begin?" ••Half past nine." "Very good indeed. Have you sent the fact to flu* newspapers?" "Sir! If after our long and intimate frii ndship you can fora moment diem me "H'm. 1 might have known it like that Fourtou, who always wants th make a display." At half past nine in the morning the pro cession approached tiie field of Plessis Piquet in the following order: First came our carriage—nobody in it but M. Gambetta and myself; then a car riage containing M. Fourtou and bis sec ond; then a carriage containing two poet orators who did not believe in God. and tiiese tiad MS. funeral orations projecting from their breast pockets; tlien a carriage .... , . containing the head surgeons anil their Gases of instruments; then eight private carriages containing consulting surgeons ; j then a hack containing the coroner ; then T he two hearses ; tlien a carriage contain ting the head undertakers ; then a train of assistants and mutes on foot; and after these came plodding through the tog a : long procession ot «imp-followers and ein - 1 «*ns generally. It was a noble turnout, and would have made a tine display if we , l*ad had ttiinner weather. j There was no conversation. I spoke j revend times to my^principah biff I judge j lie was not aware of it, for he alw ays re- • terred to his note-book and mattered ab- ; sently, "1 die that France may live. 1 Arrived on the field, niv fellow-second j *nd I pa**d off thirty-five yards, and drew j Jot 8 for choice ot position. This latter was but an ornamental ceremony, tor all choices were alike in such weather. These prelim- : ioariet being ended, I went ro my principal his reveal 1 down said : Hut man's small my of not is lie no ! rnd asked him if he w as ready, lie spread himself out to his full width, and said in a stern voice: "Ready! Let the batteries be charged." The loading was done in the presence of duly constituted witnesses. W<> eonsid ered it best to perform this delicate ser vice with a lantern, on account of the; state of the weather. We now placed our men. \t this point th<* police noticed that the public had massed themselves together on the right and left of the field : they there fore tiegged a delay while they should put these poor people in a place of safety. The i request was granted. The police having ordered the two mid-j titndi.* to take position« behind the dud-; ■ is. we were once more ready, d lie : weather growing still more opaque, it was agreed between my.-clf and the oilier see-! ond that before giving the fatal signal we should each deliver a loud whoop, to t-n- : aide tli« combatants to ascertain each; others whereabouts. 1 now returned to my principal, and was iv after for you Ut o distressed 1 0 observe t hat lie Ii;k ! lost a good deal 0 f his spirit. 1 tr ied i»y best to ! hearten him . 1 said : ' ■I ml ee«l. sir. , tilings are mit as b, ,xl as they st L-CÜI. . <: OILS idcring tiie ciiarat ti r of the v.c; ipons, 1 [ht limited number of shots allow pt 1, lllf* ^('livrons j distance, tli e imptn.tr:. i>lo >o\l dit V ^ ot the ! fog, anti tiie added fiict tl ait » me t»t tiie com liatar.is is 0 ne-eyed and till * Ot her cross- j eyed and ne ar-.-igiitt ii. it see Ills to me that 1 this conflict need not 11 eccs sarily lie (atal. ! There are cl laticcsiimt botii of yo ti may survive. T! iiereforc, chi ?er up ; do not be : down-heart; •d." This spec. :li had so g. )Oll an effe ct tliat 1 my principe 1 iltmit (liait ! y sî ; nu died I forth ] his hand am 1 said: -1 aiii my sell again : ! givenn tiie weapon." 1 » I )•; ill alo f the. oil! n. mu! forlorn, in the een- j ado of Lis palm, lie j shuddered. And still t dating it. he murmur- i ith l our your my ];< - V— his' til» :.m in e j i 1 { ( hy ; but uiiitil and with •c more < si ntly said : gin. Stand at my ; me in tin's solemn of do j a j qq,,, surgeons swarmed around j their probes in their hands, and i their microscopes to the wiioli ; Gambotta'.s p< rsori, with the happy result if finding nothing in the nature of a wound. Then a scene ensued which was in every , way gratifying and inspiriting. Tic.* two gladiators foil upon each other's ! necks, with floods ot proud and happy tears; that other second embraced mo; the surgeons, the orators, the undertakers, tiie police, everybody congratulated, every body cried, anti llie whole atmosphere was filled with praise aud with joy un speakable. It seemed to me then that l would rather Ik* the hero of a French duel than a crown ed and soeptered monarch. When the commotion bad somewhat subsided, the body of surgeons held a con sultation. and alter a good deal of debate decided that with proper care and nursing there was reason to believe that I would survive my injuries. My internal hurts were deemed the most serious, since it was apparent that a broken rib bad penetrated my left lung, and that, many of my organs had been pressed out so tar to one side or fbe other of where they belonged, that it was doubtful it they would ever learn to perform their functions in such remote and unaccustomed localities. They then set my left arm in two places, pulled my right hip into its socket again, ami re-elevated my nose. I was an object of great interest, and even admiration, and many sincere and warm-hearted persons bad themselves in troduced to me. and said they were proud to know the only man who had been hurt in a French duel tor forty years, j I was placed in an ambulance at the very I head ot tin* procession; ard thus with grati fying eclat was marched Into Earls, the I most conspicuous figure in that great spec tacle. and deposited at the hospital. I The cross of the Legion of Honor has been conferred upon me. However, few escaped that distinction. Such is tiie true version of the most memorable private conflict of the age. My rcc*.*' ery is still doubtful, but there are hopes. 1 am able to dictate, but there is no knowing when I shall be able to write. I have no complaints to make against gazed tit it and mournfully ronton eu. i;i a broken voi "Alas, ii is not ation. " I heartened him on -iti li success that be pi "Let the tragedy hi back. Du not desert hour, my friend." 1 gave him my promise. I now assisted | him to point Ids pistol toward the spot where 1 judged hi- adversary to be stand- 1 big, and cautioned him to listen well and limber guide himself by my lillow-sec-1 ond's. whoop. Then I propped myselt! i.^iiinat M. ^-jiinljoUa's ttii-k, and raised a ! rousing ••Wlmop-ee !" This was answered from out tiie fir distances ot the fog. and I l immediately shouted: inc—t wo—three—lire !" Two little soumis like spi-'.' spit.' broke I upon my ear. and in the same instant 1 was i crushed to tlx* earth under a mountain of flesh. Buried as I was. I was still able to j catch a taint accent from above to this ef fect : "I die tor . . . for . . . perdition take it. wh it a it I die for? . . . Oh, j yes, Fkanci: ! I die that France mav I : : as j | j ' * lv< - • I applieii j ina ot M. ( of anyone. I acted tor myself, and l can gtan( ] t !, c consequences. Without boasting, t l ,. inL I llla y say I am not-afraid to stand ; j a in( * Jern p^nei, «ïuelist hut I will neyer cotm . m to gtan ,j M , hu , one again . ____ a ^ ,________ . A Bridgeport <-at was in the cellar one ( j av< an ,j *rej nf r a crab, went up to exam : J{ A moiue nt later the «it was help* ! - 1 tbe cnib U p stairs at a rate of a mile a j . ltltp To a crab 8 , lcll a rite of 81)ml j , umst havp appearKt ^ xtn * lut . ly ursl que. ! j ---- ♦ . ». « --Li* j Variety is the spiee of life. An Irish -1 j Ilian w |, 0 had notliing to live on but pota of 1 the ing but • toes, for the sake ot variety ate the large ; an ,j sma n ones together. That son of t lie 1 sod understood tiie philosophy of common j | b |ngs. j * • Women ir. England did not acquire the right of choosing husbands for themselves : until the tenth century, andio other Eu- j ropean countries, much later. . ten j j j j j ! ; ; i : : WORK OF THE LEUMLATI BE. llllts, Memorial» and Resolution» Fassetl and Approved. Fran th« Helen» Herald. An act to protect quail. An act in relation to swine. An act relating to escheated estates. An act in relation to insane convicts. An act for the relief of A. C. Botkin. An act to incorporate the town of Butte. An act providing tor a count▼ jail at Butte. i ! ! j ! j 1 ! : 1 ] ! » to establish courts in Custer ! t to provide for the printing of An act to prevent animals trepassing on private property. An act to encourage the manufacture of sugar in Montana. 1 An act to amend an act concerning i crimes and punishments. I ; ' An act county. An act requiring certain officers to re port. An act to authorize Assessors to appoint a deputy. An act to establish and regulate the fees of Assessors. An marks and brands An act to amend section 48 of the Mon tana School Law. An ret to change the name of Sing On j j t i An act to provide for the redemption of Gallatin county indebtedness. An act to provide for tiie maintenance ot the l'hilipsburg Fire Deptirtiuent ; An act to consolidate offices in Beaver head aud Custer counties. An act to amend an act to provide for the collection ot revenue. An act to establish a public highway in Lewis and Clarke county. An act to provide payment to Cullen and Sanders for legal services, An act to provide for tiie funding of tiie bonds of Jefferson county. An act to change the name of Sarah A. Mcrril to Sarali A. Murdoek | 1 ! I of religious, benevolent and other associa tions. An act to correct errors in reference to sections of the Code of Civil Procedure. An act to enlarge homesteads, making' lfib acres exempt from execution and sale. An act to pay the Fire Warden of Helena by levying a tax of one-tenth ot a mill. j An act to prevent unlawful interference with private rights and private property. An act to provide compensation to Ker ley. McQuaid & L Croix for certain print ing. ed to An act to enable the county of Gallatin to erect a court liotiao und jail in said I county. j An act to authorize the circulation ot | Canadian money in the Territory of Mon- 8 * * j An act to pay Saint John's Hospital for ! the maintenance of certain Territorial! paupers. on An act to pay Judges of tiie Supreme lil Court mileage tor holding courts iu distant 1 8 ' counties. j .In act to provide for the incorporation I reliirinus hi*rw»vr»l<'nt unit nfliar »canoia. ot -An act to provide for the transportation i convicts from county jails to the peni- j on tentiary. I * An act to provide compensation for the j clerks of District Courts at a stated stdary a of SI ,650. I An act to amend the Helena Incorpora - 1 tion Act, and tor its submission to a vote ! of tiie people | An act to repeal section G of an act to i provide for the collection ot revenue, ap - 1 se proved January U, 1872. j An act concerning diseased animais. It! pertains to sheep, and prescribes the ranges and drives of the same. | An act requiring all corporations to file 1 otlieial organization and officers, etc., in ! ber each county where doing business. j An tict t- prevent cattle stealing by fix-1 int line and imprisonment for tiie same, | anil making the theft grand larceny. An act fixing tiie rate ot toll for grind- j ing grain—one-sixth for wheat, and one -1 eighth for other grains and peas chopped. ! An act to provide lor the payment by ! to Deer Lodge county of certain expenses in- ; of curretl during tiie Nez Perre* war of 1877. j An act concerning tire insurance com- j panies anil agents, imposing a license of | **f e a?4G on eacli company and repealing that on ! hunl. agents. i tail An act to authorize the Probate Judge j of Deer Lodge county to convey certain i tail." property to tiie Montana Collegiate Insti-1 tute, i lm«l tail, rtoati (lebt aIi( , tor the „.fundin- of the . T . . . f , , ,, other mimosea * n .re to amèml in »et in relation to irri rights Itreimlr!^ the Himroorintor to us# no more water 7 ' JJL * fo _ the Lin( , ( . uhivHtwl Y , » „Lteet bison or mountain intnit»i«iinHM «f Mm lefler J An act to provide tor keeping tiie re cords of district courts at the county seats of tiie counties where such courts may be held. An act to authorize the Governor to con tract for tl:e maintenance of convicts in the United States penitentiary at Deer Lodge. An act in relation to Notaries Public. It. provides that tliey may take their oath of „ .1 a,'. . ,. „ tliat office before other officials than tke Gov-J ernor. j An act for bounty for the destruction of j certain animals, offers a premium ol $5 ! mare and $3 for tiie killing of bears, lions and j *°™l 7 " ' • I»anttiers. mare An act to provide for the codification of ; the general laws of Montana, and appoint- i ing Harry R. Comly a commissioner for 1 he purpose i An act to provide lor the taxation ol the* proceeils of mines. It exempts ttie mine, but levies a tax npon the net proceeils and, improvements. ! to An act to provide for the bonding of the ; * 1 Montana to become a state. the say son. Deer Lodge and I-ewis and Clarke for ! v 7»_ ... .„„j.«™...i er, ten years by fine and imprisonment foi ^ killing the same. | T(M .you ! what memorials AND R08OLCTIOX9. j J. M. 8. I» «lb. to tho Miliar, m. ; Srraph. . J. M. To Congress to pass an act enabling 1 t hen 1 to become a State. j J. M. In relation to enlargement of the! V. S. Penitentiary at Deer Lodge. J. EL To pay certain clerks employed for engrossing and enrolling hills. J. 1L Appointing committee to accept proposition for public incidental printing. J. K. Declaring valid the organization ->l Custer county, and acts ot officers therein. J. M. Remonstrating against any radie 1 change in the present system of land stir i FC.VS. ! J. U. Providing for the purchase of ten thousand copies ofStralionfs Information of Montana. To tie distributed without cost to the Commissioners of each county :,n( * ,l> P'dd* 1 ' institutions. ! J. M. Relative to additional improve ments on the Yellowstone ami tipper Mis souri rivers. J. M. Asking the transfer ot the manage ment of Indian atTairs to the War Depart ment. J. M. For a modification of laws so its permit stock to be driven across Indian Reservations. J. M. Relative to the improvement an 1 repair ot the Mullen wagon road from Fo:t Beaton to Walla Walla. J. M. Asking Congress to make further appropriation to pay tiie expenses ot tlx» eleventh session of the Legislative Assem Montana, 1 memorial asking the establishment of i Montana as a separate Military Department I ; ' n 'i tl,e appointment ot General Nelson A. Miles as commander thereof. 1MC I'ATI SCI AX ITEM. How the Amateur K«port«r (old It, Tiie following little story teaches can tion in the use of pronouns: Mr. Tucker came into the editorial room of a loeal paper, and siding up to the re porter's table, took a seat ami moved uy close and said : "Just take it down now. and I'll give you a first-class item. Ready?" "Yes. Go ahead." "Well, this morning, Mrs. Tucker —ir.y wife ' >' ou know-anil her daughter Bessie, j were driving out with a bay mare nam ed Kitty along tiie river road to see her aunt." "Whose aunt?" "Mrs. Tucker's aunt. To see her aunf. Bessie was driving thy mare, and u little after they had passed Stapleton Place she threw one ot her shoes." "Bessie did?*. "No. Kitty the mare. And Bessie s:*' J to her mother that she thought (tie w .* I k^'tlV illg^ueei li'. j "Mrs. tucker was?' | "The mare; and she felt so worried that 8 * le * m 'l kalt a notion to turn back. j "Are you sjieaking of the mare or of ! Bessie: "I mean Bes.-ie of course. But she kept on Iknpiag ami going kinder uneven, un lil the >' were down by the gas works, when 1 8 ' iP kdd hack lier ears and j "You don't mean Bessie's ears?" I "Certainly not. "Go on, then. MlS. i Ucker laid back ItCT ears." The mare's ears. And just as they got i j on the b, ill k' c ' over the creek the mare g»** I * Mt to one side, and as Mrs. Tucker j screamed, she lei drive w itli both himl leg« a fT''*ust tiie carraige." I "Are you referring to Mrs. Tucker or 1 ' ! "Kitty, the marc and snapped both | shafts off short. The next moment, before i Mrs. lucker or Bessie could save tiiem se i yes * R i' e "ent over the side, turning a complete somersault. ' "Yes, the mare turned a complete soin ersauit into the water. One m tiie traces remained unbroken, and of coil; v*. as Kitty wei,t over she dragged the carriage after ber * iin, | Mrs. 1 ticker and Bessie went, floundering into the creek. Ihe mare at once st, 'dck out for shore, and Bessie for tunately had presence ot mind enough to grasp her by the tail. She had the blind staggers, but it passed oft— ' "Not Bessie? ' "No, the mare; and as she was being to weil past Mrs. 1 'ucker, she caught hold of ker dress—' "i ke mare's dress?" "Bessie s dress: and it seem«] for a min **f e l k® marc would bring them safely to hunl. But Mrs. Tucker's hold on tiie mare's tail loosened somehow, and—' "Y ou said Bessie bad hold of the mare's tail." "J>id I? 'Veil so it was; and Mrs. fucker lm«l hold ot lier dress " "Whose dress?" "DMn't I say Bessie's dress? Well, then, somehow Mrs. Tucker's hold loosened, and—" "Her hold ot what?" "Herhold of tiie mare's —no I must b>s mistaken. Bessie hail hold ot ttie marc's tail, while tiie mare was swimming, and tbemaretiail bold o. Mr*. 1 m-ker 9 dr— tliat is. Mrs. lin ke: had bold ot—Well, llow . 8 i ie u*t « 0 — " '-Mrs. Tuckei 7et go?*' "Oh. I duuno; whoever had hold oi the mare let go. and she went to the bot *°™l ! 1 *;® a stone. "if I follow vour meaning, it wa* the mare that went to the bottom." ..yjy gooilness. man! i*an't you uniler stand? It wasn't the mare. Tiie mare swam ashore." "What did voti say that she went to the Bis-sie." -ltessie never said a wo'nl about it." "Y'ott know what I meant. Bessie went to the bottom.(' "-V'* 1 * } l ,c K er swain a »kore. "No she dkln t." Tucker went to "No she didn't." "Very well, tlien Mrs. the bottom, too?" "No, she didn't .either." "Mrs. Tut*k *r flew up in the air. then?" "You think you're smart, don't you?" ••Well go on and tell your story ; we'll discuss that afterward«. What did Bessie say when .«tie got to tlx* bottom?" "I've a notion to wollop you." "What «lid slie sav that for?" "Y'on mud hewled idiot." said Mr. Tuck "give me any more of your iusolen«*. er, "give me anv more 01 your lnsoienc.» ^ fl |y . yoH alive . t , u T(M . M uo<mJ item ntauit tliat mare, an*! .you a a,— what Mrs. Tucker said about her turning somersaults all the way home, but now I'll Püi„l thetlNlï. UtK ,,p a chair to ward off a inissle, and t hen he said «*:dmly. "What was Mrs. Tucker's object In tun? ^ somersaults all the wry bomrir