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e gwT h ortb=Wezt DEER LODGE, MONTANA. RATES OF ADVERTISING. V CI' cn -r" co c3 Time ................... $2 17 0 ' $0 - . f S 6 10 12 15 . 5 6012 5 40 8 417 8 12 14 20 83 48 I E uth ................. 5 8 10 14 16 25 88 55 2 . .............. 18 24 315160 75 a 91 115 22 3 0, 170 i100 6 ............. 1 ..... 5 3.5 50 75 100 160 I Year................... 16 125 40 5,5 70 90 140 1250 R(gular advertising payable quarterly, as due. Transient advertising payable in advance. Special Notices are 60 per oent more than reg alar advertisements. Local advertising, 15 cents for the first insertion; 10 cents per line for each succeeding insertion; lines counted in Nonparlel measure. Job Work payable on delivery. I![)OFkr 1ON Ajl.7A CAR1D8 ATTORNEYS V. F. SANDERS. W. F. CULLEw, SANDERS & CULLEN, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, HELENA, . - . MONTANA. W. K. MENDENHALL, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ROOM 3, MAY BUILDING, Washington, : D. C. Special attention to all matters relating to the public ands, particularly to contests and applications for Mineral lands before the General Land Office and De partment of the Interior. References : Judge O. B. O'Bannon, and W. W. Dixon, Esq.. Deer Lodge. M. T. 304-1y ]Phya.3lans anld Murgeons. CHAS. F. MUSSII CBOD, M. D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. OFFICE OPPOSITE POST-OFFICE. Deer Lodge - - - - - - Montana. Will attend to professional calls in town. 2i7 A. H. MITCHELL, M. D., Ph ysician and Burgeon. -Office Opposite PostofBce DEEP LODGE, - - - - MONTANA. Prompt attention by night or day to patients in own or country. 1216.tf _ IANKERS. FIRST NATIONAL BANK --o-O---- DEER LODGE. T W. A. CLARK, President. R. W. DONNELL. Vice-Preeident. S. E. LARABIE, Cashier. Draw Exchange on All the Principal Cities of the World. tO th NEW YORK CORRESPONDENTS, hi Donnell, Lawson &. Co., th No. 92 Broadway di 79-y First National Bani, IIelena, Montana. T. HAUIsat D. C. CORBIN, President. Vice President. E. W. KwneRT, T. H. KLUINScHMIDT. Cashier; Ass't Cashier -o- DESIGNATED DEPOSITORY OF -THE UNITED STATES. -o- Authorised Capital ...............$500,000. Paid Up Capital ...................... 100,000. PermanentSurpluslFund ............... $50,000.00 Dividend paid March 4, 1874........ ... 30.00000 Average Deposits preceedlog six months, 485.000.00 Invested in U. 8. Bonds .................. 214,000.00 We transact a general Banking bnusiness.and buy, at highest rates. Gold Dust, Coin, Gold and Silver Bul don, iand Local Securities: Sell Exchange and Tele craphic Transfers, available in all parts of the United States, the Canadas, Great Britain, Ireland and the Continent COLLEctrIoNs made and proceedsremitted promptly. Our facilities fur handling SILVER ORES are particularly good, and this branch of our business will receive special attention. Cash advances made upon Ores, and same shipped for account of owners. OR WE WILL BUY FOR CASH at the very best rates allowshle. Owners of mines will consult their interests by calling upon os. 275 Deer Lodge, Montana. SAM. SC 'TT, : Proprietor. COSMOPOLITAN HOTEL, Nos. 37 c6 39 Main Street, Helena, Montana. SCHWAB & ZIMMERMAN, Silver Lake Houze, IPHILIPSB URIG, MONITANA. CON. MURPHY, - - - PROPRIETOR. 1 Finest and Most Commodious Hotel 1 ON THE WEST SIDE, BF" Rooms Light and well ventilated. Wr- Accommodations First-Class. : 3. 3m CON. MURPHY, Proprietor. I HOTEL DE MINERAL. BUTTE CITY, : MONTANA' Hauswirth Brothe"s, Proprietors. I AVING ,,pened the above Hotel with the only SHotel accmmodation for lodgers in Butte, we wil be pleased to have the patronage of the public, and endeavorto give satisfaction in accommodation and rates. THE PATROSN GE OF THE PUBLIC I 80LI0 ITED. Reasonabe Bates to Regular Boarders. I HAUSWIRTH BROTHERS. Burra Oct. . 1875 5 Butte City, Montana. Robert Cirton, : Pr oprietor Good accommodation for lodiers. No Bat in nor Saloon near the House. Guests Will Reeeie Good Attentio. Board per Week...... ..................600 Board per Day............................. 1.00 t Lodging per Day............... ............60 The traveling public will find this a pleasant hotel, E and their patronage is respectfully solielted. t 340 tf ROBERT GIRTON. Blanks for Sale. We have in stock the following Justices' 0 Blanks, adapted for any township orcounty in Montana, and in conformity to existing d laws The following are the prices: ii Suapptnas ......................per hundred.. $5 0 Summons ........... ........ . .. 00 Writs of Attachment ............. .. 00 Undertakti on Attachment ..... .. 660 Attfidavit of Ahtachment. ........ .. 100 Executions..................... .. . 600 onuds fn .) ..ds .. 800 D.:vd. Montnaa form ........... ..3 lI Nottces of Laetloa...... ........... .. 8O end HReeeipt.............. .. .. 3 a If an asortment is ordered lesser quam- a tities than one hundred will be funtished at a same rates. Cash must aooompany order. Postage will be prepaid. Address, NEW NORTL.WEMT, Din Lones. i Frank, DallelmhndW&o., x.ms us a Wmosaassa Dlama I WINUs g UpE VOL. 9, No. 36. DEER LODGE, MONTANA, MARCH 8, 1878. WHOLE No. 45. l l.- l· . . . .. .. . - . .. . .. . . on; POETaY. lio n ; . . . . . . . ST. PATRICK'8 DAY. [Written while half tipsy over a solitary dinner, March 17, 1818 ] Though solns here I pick my bone, Lax, And drown my shamrock all alone, Yet ne'er the worse for that. I'll fill and drink (to make Amends) Both to and for all absent friends, To honor thee, St. Pat. And, faith, to thee Id rather quaff Than any saint on Heaven's staff That ever Pope iazetted; Because to thee we Irish sinners, Who love to sprinkle well our dinners, Are very deep indebted. r There's good St. Swithin-had he given blic Instead of water-wine from Heaven. for For forty dad a together, Then truly for a moist "' set in" W. Six weeks of wet would not have been Uncomfortable weather. But oh I the houor gemmed with beads, That in my glass this moment reads The riot act, no frisky! Sweet 'at, if e'er in humoreas Vein ; Thou takest 't in thy head to rain For heaven's sake rain whisky! I wonder what in censure's way The devil's lawyer had to say Against thee, Pat-what had he ? The worst that Eldon's self could prose, The devil's lawyer he, God knows! Would be to call the '" Paddy." r. But let them call thee what they wil;, Through life I'll love thy worship still. And when my race is over Let shamrocks crown my bed of sleep, in Let whisky dew the shamrocks steep, And friends say around me while they weep : " Here lies a Pat in clover." -Thomas Moore. DIPLOMATIU VEXATIONS. The Arduous Duties of Our Minister to the Sandwich Islands. Minister Comly in Columbus, Ohio, Journal. Do you know what it is to the minister to have a man-of-war visit his post? First the admiral sends his staff officer to report his arrival. Then they take a drink. Then the minister runs up his flag, and sends a dispatch to the Minister of Foreign Affairs notifying his Majesty's government that the admiral has arrived, and desires to sa lute the flag. 'Then his excellency replies, and sets the time when the admiral may shoot, and his Majesty's big guns will be all loaded ready to reply, gun for gun. Then the bombardment takes places. Then the admiral calls on the minister, with his staff and all their good clothes. Then they all drink. Then the minister goes aboard ). the man-of-war in his good clothes and in the p admiral's yawl. Then they all drink. a When he leaves the vessel, after being pre 0 sented arms to, and all kinds of bother, he - gets only about 30 yards away when his ears are torn and his head bursted by the e big guns of the vessel firing a 15-gun salute. The mariners have their oars peaked and their eyes on the minister, and he is ex pected to take off his hat and grin horribly a ghastly smile, as if he really enjoyed the honor of having his head bursted in this way. Then the admiral comes ashore with a his staff, and the minister takes him to call g upon his Majesty's government. We go first to the Minister of Foreign Affairs,who i tells us when we may have an audience at the palace to present the admiral and other officers to his Majesty. Then we visit the g other ministers, the Governor of Oahu, the tl Justices of the Supreme Court and the Mar- I shal of the Kingdom; then we take a drink. g Then the admiral invites the minister to lunch, and they take a drink. e Next day or so, the minister takes the ea whole party to the palace, and they are pre sented in due form to his Majesty. The hi admiral reads a little speech, in which he at tells his Majesty how glad we are to see him, 81 and his Majesty reads a little speech in r which he replies how glad he is to see us. ti '.ten we talk awhile with all the grandees P and after backing out of the presence sign our names in a little book, and the admiral hurrios- eo board the vessel- to get his kid. neys relieved from the pressure of his sword-belt as soon as possible. Meantime all the other excellencies,representing every country under heaven, have been sending notes to the minister begging him to name the happy day when it will please the ad- o miral to send a boat for them to come on board, and have a salute fired for them. Then the Frenchman always gets mad be cause he did not get as many guns as he d thinks he ought to have had, and the min- L ister has three months' correspondence on Shis hands before that is settled. You think it is all over.now? The trouble is only about to begin. There are dinners, lunch parties, dances, serenades,visits to be paid, P and the devil to pay if the foreign repre sentatives do not receive their return calls before the week is out. Why, it is a posi tive fact, we have been livying since last September within five miles of the greatest sight to be seen in the world almost,--the "Palil" or "Pari," a precipice 1,800 feet high, over which old Kamehameha drove o the army that opposed him; and to-day is the first day I have found is possible to go up and see it. That I ran away, literally, m on the day before the mail closes, in order to see iteven now, will I trust be a fact of some significance. I have no time to write about it, however, though I am stuffed full of its beauty and grandear. It will have to wait. Make One. Telephones of the home-made kind are becoming numerous and popular. Some do nct know how the '" rig "is made, and therefore it should be explained. Two tin oylinders are provided. Aarom one end of each is stretched a disc of skin such as is used on banjo, and which can be pro cured at a music store. Each disc is per forated in the center. A silk cord of the desired length connects the cylinders, be ing passed through eheh of the drams and fastened inside. The cylinders are fasten ed to the wall, or any article of furniture by passing strips of leather or tape, not to be allowed to be touched, around them and taoked fast. These ords mst not poneh any object except its own support. Thee sre simple loops of the same cord. In pas silg a string tbrough a frame of the Irarn anu or wlndow,thesupport.hould epl.ed that it eannao toeuc the eides of the hole. In some ases a bolte iabroken thSough the window, bas this Is a slovealy an Sume ingenuity is necessary In tht sap pots of the rast de ord, butit li not a dileoe mater. A n*tepma". sped. In this tter .*h to give eq eusauad * a.gmslq utiheqtPwr , but iabq f s -spe ts' t 0U1lZ ITT PARZ. What Sort of a Display the Agriculttral Do partment WTi Makt The Agricultural Department has been allotted a ground space at the Paris Expo position (75 feet square, in the center of which will stand an ornamental structure 52 feet in diameter. The base is in the shape of a five-pointed star, thus giving a five sided building of 17 feet in diameter. The star faces are 7 feet high and 15 feet long, and are made of glass, behind which various exhibits will be shown, and in the panels will be inscribed the words of Wash ington commendatory of agriculture. At the points of each star are glass cases, sur mounted by vases of different kinds of American stone, in which will be shown growing p!ants of the principal products of this country,-corn, cotton, sugar, rice and tobacco. The roof from the star faces to the base of a cupalo of glass, which will be filled in with growing plants, with the exeaption of triangular spaces, in which will be emblazoned the names of the 13 original States, of other States as they en tered the Union and of the Territories. The pillars which support the cupola will be composed of corn from which half of the husk has been removed, and the cupo la itself will contain the poultry ibit. Thle cupola is surmounted by a spire, at the base of which will be a stand of Ameri can flags and on the top an American eagle perched upon a gilded ball. The eagle will be stuffed bird and the finest specimen obh tainable. It has not yet been exactly de termined how to utilize the corner spaces outside the building, but care will be taken not to obstruct the view of this ornamental structure. Special prominence will be giv en to the leading products of the country, and it is proposed to exhibit in one mass at least one hundred bales of cotton. Man ufacturers and producers throughout the country are cheerfully co-operating with the Commissioner of Agriculture, and the Department will nodoubt be enabled to make a very creditable display.-N. P. World. Society Gossip h Wuahangton. " Miss Grundy," in one of her spicy let ters from the Capital to the St. Louis Even ing Post, says : Gail Hamilton is also invaluable at din ner parties. She is the readiest and bright est talkers in Washington-one of the rare class of talkers who do not monopolize the conversation. She draws others into it,en abliag them to show to as great advantage as herself, the subtlest of flattery. She is never didactie, but is always original, and falls readily into the light vein which is most agreeable in society. The jolliest man to meet in company is the Postmaster-General, who always seems to be thoroughly enjoying himself. He takes great pride in speaking of himself as the Cabinet cu iosity. "When I traveled around with the President," he says in gleeful tones, half-laughing at himself the while, "the people took almost as much interest in looking at me as at him. It was just because I used to be a naughty boy." He takes a humorous delight in re garding himself as the repentant sinner, the symbol of the conciliatory poli y, and his mirth-loving face radiates the refulgent gleams of peace. It did not destroy his self-congratulatory temper when I remind ed him that be was not the first ex-Confed erate who had been in the Cabinet, as Ak- I erman was in Grant's Cabinet. "Oh,yes," he answered, "but he was reconstructed; and I have never been." "Then," I re apoended, "you have been conciliated. He iprepresented the hard doctrine of reconstruc tion, you the gentle one of forgiveness and t peace." To this he gave a pleasant as- I sent. ILt yo iy on.. The death of Mr. Denton, of Delaware county, Iowa, recalls a story which he used to tell. In the early days of the Illinois Central railway the line was not fenced,and one day two cows belonging to a Metho dist clergyman were killed. Being sued for damages,the company resolved to make a test case of it. The President of the road directed Mr. Denton to take $500 in gold, and go to Springfield and retain Abraham. Lincoln, whom he knew well, for the copn pany. Mr. Lincoln replied to his request, "I am sorry you didn't come yesterday, Nick, for I have been retained for the preacher and his friends." Denton ex plained fully the importance of the case to the company, and then, pulling two buck skin bags tilled with gold out of his pocket he put them down on the desk before the lawyer, with a startling chink, saying, " Mr. Lincoln, the President of the compa ny authorizes me to hand you this retainer of $500 to take our case." Mr. Lincoln jumped to his feet, flushed with anger. "Nick Denton," he said, "I have given my promise to that preacher and his friends and the Illinois Central hasn't money enough to buy me away from his aide. I don't know that I shall ever get a dollar from him-but I'll do my best to make your company pay for those cows." Denton said that be never felt so mean and small in his life as he did at that moment. And in 1860, though a Democrat, he used to my during the Presidential campaign, that Lincoln was the noblest man in America. A New GreandlO or Diorce. The -best divorce story we remember hearing of late comes from the northwest era tates, the facts in which are about a follbws : A Mileslan lady whose 'arital relations had become distasteful, eallid upon'a prominent attorney in that aect~p of ontry lately, with a view of sering. has services in divnres ease, she boag aboat to eater snit against her husband. JIn answer It a question as to the grouands fr a auplicston fot a divorce, the lady state with empasis, "Pa., gets drunk." fundlk snb complanes itsn tlest >4s eietiti intendink to reamoe f m lero .i s h mule the stll nt mre e a declaraiº o i "Biub r btst i," h rie 'Os~s ri>'+uIbr4his rbotb fts sad ass . I * Nod th lt , w -~~i ~:1S 6 NW NOw'-WEBL De- -Alexander II. ha ruled ove Russia 22 years. -The iron production of Russia is S2, een tons per year. of -Keeley, of "motor" fame, is a hoe ure les bankrupt. the -The Boston Glob says that Bob Inger ga soil is not a first class infidel ter. -The man who owns the flouring mill eet in a country town has a grinding monop ich oly. the -A Masonic journal places the number sh- of Master Masons in the United ttatei it At 602,019. ur- -Mr. Joseph Jefferson,the distinguished of actor, is said to be a firm believer in spiri - wn al pbebomeuna ice -The price of nickle in England eam dropped from 1ls. per lb. in Jan., 1877, t ill 4a in Jan., 1878. ,he -An Aberdonian recently bought a hosae oh by photograph, thus literally getting the 13 carte before the horse. t- -Over 700 yards of tapestry brussels Bs. carpeting are made daily at a carpet factory rill at Amsterdam, N. Y. of -Sir Peter Coats, the great spool-cotton 1o- manufacturer, is visiting New Orleans, in it. company with his daughter. --It is said of the 6,000,000 Catholics in - the United States that 1,237,000 are Ger l mans. These are served by 1,8783 priests. 4- -There are no less than 124 foreign en le- tries in the five great races of 1878 in Eng es land, and among these are five American an horses. al -Mr. P. T. Barnum calculates that he v- has sold, since he began his business of y, amusements,no less than $88,000,000 worth as of tickets. n- -Bayard Taylor says that the newspa be per man who works French and Latin into i th his artiles is a foel and is seeking to hide I be the fact. t -.No man was ever yet on the wrong I l. side in a lawsuit that he was not firmly re solved to carry the contest to the U. S. Su preme Court. -The few old shinplasters floating t. around remind one of the days when a ten z. cent scrip was handled with eleven cents' worth of care. 1i -It is said that Cardinal Manning wish t- as Monsignor Capel,the head of the Roman ,e Catholie University In London, to be made e Arehbishop of Scotland. - -Virginia once had a native African for e Governor. Alexander Spottawood, who 5 filled the chair in 1760,was born in Tangier a I while his father, a British offioer, was there r s on duty. I -Ex-Governor Washburne,of Wisconsin, I s wants it understood that he isn't a candi- I date for anything-not even the United v States Senatorship, which everybody said a he wanted. n -The New York Chief of Police avers that guilty persons always weep nad be tray great anxiety and mental distress, while the innocent are indignant but self possessed. -Mr. Wmin, F. Cody, known on the boards as " Buffalo Bill," has removed his I residence from Rochester to North Platte, as Nebraska, and is henceforth to devote his ai life to cattle-raising and the excitement of o0 the plains. G -Bad luck is simply a man with his ti hands in his pockets, and his pipe in his w mouth, looking on to see how it is coming u out. Good luck is a man of pluck, with his ei sleeves relied up, and working to make it G come out right. al -The telephone is being largely employ. t ed in Washington, especially in the De- i" partments. Secretary Sherman has one of between the Treasury building and his res- ti0 Idence. He nses it a great deal, generally m before and after working hours, when d-w siring to consult a clerk at work on special or documents or abstracts. ha -Many a man thinks it is virtue that f keeps him from turning a rascal, when it's yc only a full stpmach; and many a woman U imaigines herself heavenly-minded and ripe for immortalhty, when mn reality it o enly indigestion that has affected the lachrymose o glands and soured her for the pleasures of the world. Thus potatoes are often mis taken for principle and dyspepsia for re- i liglon. di -Dr. Benjamin Franklin, while Minister to France, bought a clock, which is now be- H Ing exhibited in Detroit. In the excite ment of the fire which destroyed Detronit m of 1805 the clocek was thrown into the river, but some adventurous boys fished it out, and it did service for many years at the In- ha dian agencies at FortGibson and the Sault, at which latter place its present owner found it. -The English fleet in the Mediteranean g is a pretty formidable array. It consists of , 25 ship., earrying 170 guns, and manned ne by a force of about 6,000 men. Most of the h vessels are armor-plated, and several of a them carry 25-ton guns. The fleet will be reinforced by other war vessels immediate ly. No armament so powerful basever be- r fore been sent on an errand of menace to any quarter of the globe. isl -The Thirdi Regiment of Freaseh Zoua- toe aves, observing Victor maunel'Pa bYvery gI as the battle of Palesro during the war with Austria, elmeted hmun a conrporal of bar their regpernt a distinetion of which the ar Kiang was prod. His name was, until re. Al seendy, daily salled by the oGoer on duty, th and the oldest sldier. present would ad- po yvae adreply, "Absent on leave." The IX agiog wthas confecned the same rank on pa -~-ba oim Je was remeatly played in COleaygo pon a seabno specal reve ase geant wheohal come from Florida on a airi tdt'oelpspsitom th8trugh the mar- # qloetdistrite fLake Sape'ior. He was Pm @dat~s he coal i dlsisiqash hblsseft by chi i tewng Cnts· t of amuls ea Iare i*o f ea aehesr nusatti.tuf akSepe. s ~h e. The udas*in mhtech ltue at Atih het of the-eLmate as a. -- ishneat · knowing that he could a4tzesacw mthdre .Ua I : XAAfl DOOTLA*W' ?AT SBow an nsane Woman Amused Serelf for 85 Tears. Mme. Douglass, who had been a patient - in the King's County Asylum for the In sane, at PFlatbush, for 25 years, died re r- oently. All her affections were centered in in a eat, which for six years had been her 11 om) t companion,and to whihe she clung almost to the minute of her death. She had spent 25 years of her life in the Asyinm rearing calrtaking a kitten before it was.old enough to' fed ttielf and. begin miagto feed it with a spoon. She would eot allow her pet to take a morsel of food which she did not give it with a spoon, and the result was that the cats raised learned to eat only from her hands. After une eat I died her attendants would at once provide her with another kitten. She dated on her pet animal as though it wes a Obild, and , called it Louas, Marie, Lizzie, Victoria, and nearly every name that is used for girls. Her last pet was a very large white cat, which at her death weighed 26 pounds. She shffed its mouth with food whether it would eat or not, and kept it exceedingly fat. After she died the cat was as a helpless as a motherless infant, and some of the other patients adopted it, and continued to feed it as Mme. Dougiase had done.-N. Y. Sun. The Latest from Chi Mses. Portland Standard. The latest news from Chief Moses is to the effect that he is trying to be friendly with the whites and m order to conciliate them, drove from his camp a few days ago the two hostile Nez Peroes who sought shelter there. These men fought with Jo sepb during the campaign. They have been received by Smohalla athis camp near Priest Rapids. General Howard thinks they will be surrendered without any trouble. A brother-in-law of Chief Jo seph, who was apprehensive of another war, visited the fort at Walla Walls re cently and informed the commanding offi eer of his fear, saying he thought the sol diers were "mad," and the Indians were afraid. The officer communicated with Genmral Howard, and the latter, to calm their fear, sent the following dispatch last Saturday : PORTLAnD, Feb. 9, 1878. Commanding Oficer, Fort Walla "Wala : No danger of Indians while belhaving themselves properly being disturbed by soldiers. We are trying to effect an ar rangement that all Indians, those with Moses and others, may each secure title to 1 homesteads as whites do. Tell him* Gen Howard, after his return from Washington, would like to have a talk with oosss at some cenvenient point. The soldiers are not " mad," but friendly. O. . O. HowAo, Commanding General. A Grave Charge Against a Virginia elle. A special dispatch to the Philadelphia Press from Richmond, Va., dated Feb. 4th, says: Miss Emma Davenport, a beartiful and highly educated young lady of twenty odd years, was brought here to-day from Goochland Court House, in this State,.qder the charge of a special mail agent, charged with robbing the mails at that place of val uable jewelry, silk dresses, &c. Miss fhav eoport, whose father is the Postmaster at Goochiand Court House, at the time of the alleged robbery was employed as a clerk in the office. The fair prisoner was the elle in her county,and admired by a large qiro]b: of friends both here and in many other see tions of the State, and is said to have msadee many conquests at the Virginia Sprjnges whic abe visitednc ompany with her;par-: ents. Her arrest upon this grave charge has created quite a sensation among her friends here and in her own village. ,The young lady will have a hearing before the U. 8. Commissioner to-morrow. She is stopping at one of the principal hotels here awaiting examination under charge of, offcers. SKETCH OF THE NEW PONTIrFF.-1ope Leo XIII is a native of Carpenetto, n i the diocese of Arragni, and was born in x810, being consequently 68 years of age. , He was created Cardinal on December 19, 1858. He was Archbishop of Perugla,and Caiam berlain of the late Pope, though an enemy of Antonelli. He was tohave been crepted Cardinal at the request of a Prqtestjqt, King Leopold I of Belgium, to whom he had been sent as a Nunoio oy Gregory XVI, but on the death of the latter, Pins IX, yielding to the vindietiveness of Antonelli, allowed seven years to elapse before bhe gave him the hat. O ahlgh intelleet, of a well tried and energetie nature, His is nonee has made not only am exelent Bis hop, but has realized the type of a perfect Cardinal. As an admInistrator he man aged to elear Benevento of amuggling and brigandage, as well as the underhband i trignes of the party of theimeMblity. ti s gard to personal appeariasr the new ,op is tall and hin. His frstie haie as *dy tocratie stamp, and ash aete.s by graati The voice ' o.a a geceably at et, it is sain hii e iles : but one soon gess aecuostemd 46e1s11 L.t lrity, owing to its maes and r aw e Although simple in mannesr it' i Ie o all the Cardina, who c .rries hfeifW - potidfal majesty, aambilbtteg in this ips IX, who is his early dayspammed forluou. parable. amneveahesat A Bridgeport phpelsu wesdlt- dtba BMSeud liz fteowag: 6te peets l.-r thiso8ii tfes4& o Palabýt· iýfek th iitb ibst ij; f:'BýLi a of your * imW A *Shrt t* l l fl i lug. Wnthaen drlisembaso;r tiLaq plaey rm wa law e psmetyhmn n&*.assste.d s4m ,la lehe t"at b. lutle "-4 a,~. wo rsmh.e e ii ea eM ppesse54tmpr-re -eastearyerdiggapla 48 WEAT TUE WITS SAY. g England is one of the greatest pow wowers.-Chieago Times. The Turk is not so much of a musacleman as he was.-Lowell Courier. A Brunswick Democrat recently "rose above party." He quit drinking.-Brunes wock. (Mo.) News. r .A sIbecription for Ida Lewis is talked of. I She'l been playing to light houses of late. - Worcester Press. " To arms! They come-the Greeks. SThe (raeks!" " Three wounded and one a prisonsr!"-Free Press. Whe on 4 march General Butler always halted his command at the forks of a road. --Ne Orleans Picayune. Will there be any Chicago T2mes in heav en ?-N. Y. Herald. We guess not, noth. ing but nice times.- Worcester Press. The Chicago Journal says that few peo ple some to a stop at Colon, Michigan. The period for such puns has expired. Tom Thumb is getting bald-headed Exchange. That a-nailment from which thumbs are not exempt.-Phila. Bulletin. Almost anybody can send a boy on an errand, bet only the wealthy have leisure to spare to wait for him to get back.--eme entinel. " Kindness goes a great ways," says the Detroit luee Press. We think she does. 8he hasn't been seen around here lately Buefalo ,zpress. It is said of the Chicago banks that 13 out of 18 are opposed to silver. Silver is too bulky to run away with.--New Orleans Picayune. If Virginia is the "Mother of States men," we suppose it's in order to suggest that Pennsylvania's the "Pa."-N. Y. Commercial Advertiser. We mlis the thrilling cable dispatches describing a battle in which both the Turks and Russians came off victorious. Was the liar shot ?-Boston Pest. Under the signifcant heading of "'Polk Hayes" the Danbary News says: " Mrs. Hayesagrees with Mrs. Polk in objecting to dancing in the White House." Invade not the past, reckless child of to day!--0wen Meredith. All right, Owen, all right. We won't invade worth a cent. Let the past be forgotten. Good bye, old tailor bill!-Camden Post. Mark Twain has a love story in the next Atlantic in which the lover's do their court ing and get married by telephone. It's a pity Mark didnt attend the Atlantic <tintu r by telephone.-Boston Post. Bordentown, New Jersey, was the home of a Bonaparte. It was also the scene of a brass band convention, and now it has risen to thedignity of a prize fight. There are some places you cannot orash.-Newe York Telegram. A Boston girl fell while dancing on New t Year'anight and broke her arm.-Ex. Her t brother should have taken her dancing partner out and schottiache head off.- v Harrisburg Telegraph. We have red 'owa' t better than that, but less fatal. Hit him i on the head afew times with a polka. He should have been impaled by the lancers. c Ralky Horses. I once heard of an unfortunate gentleman º who bad become insane, but was restored r to sound health simply by causing the mind to make a sadden revulsion,which was done by skillfully leading him to become jealous of his wife, who was a most excellent lady, and who was aware of the process. On this hint we might learn to manage a balky horse. He is insane on the subject of go (ig, that is self-evident. If we can man age to make-him think on some other sub, jest he will baturally forget about going and gabefore he knows it. The following devices have been successfully tried to ac amdlish the desireds -nd _ Tying -a string around the horse's ear close to the head. ... Hitching the horse to the single tfee by means of a cord instead of the tugs, the, cord fastened to the horse's taiL 3. ~ lingii the month fall of some. disagrees, ble 'bbstance. 4. Tying a stout twine arould the leg, just below the knee, and then removipg it when he has traveled some dis.tio.. iNever whip a balky horse, for 'the more he is whipped the crazier he will become. Let everything be done gently, for boisterous words only confuse him and make him worse. Treat him in the mild manner that you would a crazy man, and you will succeed.-Home and Arrm. Tne Boy's Tuars woon Kuownsaue,-. " What makes that noire?" asked a little boy on the train the otheraidy. "The cars," answered his mother; "What for?" "fBcai~ e they ams moving." "Whatare they Moving fort" " The mn gie' meake theum." " hat engine?" "The engine in front." "What's it in fropt for?" "To pull the .train." "What train " "This one." " Tha car.?" re petpd the yoangates, poinetig to the cnuin Whidh theysat. "Yea." "Whaktdobeit IbMll itfor?" " The enineer makes it." "What eugleser?" ."TPe man qa tfe en gipe." "Whst Magnine" "'e oneiln frot." " What s that in front fod" " r t 7.ot that before." "Told who whas?" "ToM you." ".What tfort " .Ohb be 1 still; you are a nuisance." "What'siu I nuisance ?" "A boy who asks too 1 tuestiedca." "Wu i b?" "My boyd - What qusestions?" The coanduetor cam.s I thei just 4it and took uthe tSoket, amfihe traiain a op toih d4q be= i l kwe oi Ept I of thie on , Phelatireo°1 asthe the I Sesr of the plator , : What 1 diawrsl h Gbelsbsa. A Mr.Hlaoba" 4 tialUPh ableth t ekhal bised the priaolpal w·itness against hismet "a elt A XAWTr QA wzpneG. How Fssemh ltaf-lr.da Larry and Are tiw- Iw n aariaae. The Freach half-breeds, who form about 'n one-fourth of the native population, gener ally marry at a very early age. Agaimst ee the marriage day Gabriel accumulates a s- rich store of buffalo-meat and Jamaica rum, and if possible, a fine cloth capote of ,f. cerulean hue, and ornamental leggings of . bewildering beadwork. for the unmarried half-breed in the consumatiou of his toilet first pays attention to his legs. His cap a may be old, his capote out at elbows, but his leggings must be without spot or blem ish. A legging of dark blue cloth, tied at the top with a gaudy garter of worsted work, and having a broad stripe of heavy bead or silk work running down the outer - seam, is his insignia of respectability. Gabriel's marrinage takes place in the win ter, when the cares of existence are light - seed by reaaso of advances made upon the labor of the elsuing season, or a generous supply of provisions in hand from the late fall hunt. On the appointed day he makes a present of a few ponies or a quantity of provisions to his prospective father-in-law. and, accompanied by the paternal blessing and a numerous crowd of friends, repairs with Philomel to the chapel, where the of. floes of some spiritual father makes the 1 twain one flesh. The ceremony over, all concerned repair to the residence of Bab tiste, Pascal or Antoine, who has agreed 1 for a consideration to permit the wedding feast to be held in his house. Everybody is free to attend the dancing and feast which follow. The young bucks of the c neighborhood array themselves in the be wilderiig apparel, which is fashionable up- r on occasions of this nature-a blue cloth capote with brass buttons, black or drab c corduroy trousers, the aesthetic effect of which is destroyed by a variegated sash, J with fringes pendent about the knees, moeo r t casing and a far cap with a gaudy tasseL I t The young maidens dress in sombre prints r of blue and white or blue and orange, or dark woolen staffs, but with bright-colored shawls about their shoulders and with bril liant silk handerchiefs upon their heads. This, with the false luster upon their black locks front the copious application of grease, is all that is showy about them. -------i~cu`--"--si - A r..L; Night as a Theatre. Oe-- whuo I was a callow, bashful cub, I ft took a plain, unsentimental country girl to t a comedy one night. I had known her a day; sihe seemed divine; I wore my no w a boots. At the end of the first half hour she said, " Why do you fidget with your feet ?" I said, "' Did I?"--then I put my p attention there and kept still. A: the end of another half hour she said, "Why do you say, ' Yes oh yes!' and ' fa, ha, oh certainly! very true!' to every thing I say, when half the time those are entirely irrel evant answers?" I blushed, and explained a that I had been a little absent-minded. At the end of another half hour she said, h " Please, why do you grin so steadfastly at It vacancy, and yet lookeso sad?" I explaned a that I always did that whet I was eflect- It tag. ol An hour passed, and then she turned and p1 contemplated me with her earnest eyes and bi said, " Why do you cry all the time? " I explained that very funny comedies always g ansde me cry. At lasthuman nature surren- w dered, and I secretly slippud my boots off. w This was a mistake. I a, not able to get w them in any more. It was a rainy night; in there were no omnibusses going our wy ; fa and as I walked home, burning up with shame, with the girl on one arm and my boo's under the other, 1 was an object b worthy of some compassion, especially in pi those moments of martyrdom, when I had to pass through the glare.that fell upon the pavement from theatreet lamps. Finally, this child of the forest said: " Where are your boots? "a$ beli.g taken unprepared, a I puta.flingaab to _the afolllia oat the evening with the s.upid remark: Tl, The1 higrher lasape do not wear them to the the- th atre.--Mlark TJrai.. A ROMANCE FRan ALASKA.-A young man who was in Alaska some four years ago felliniote with the only young l~ 1 on the island,a grlof Siteen, who waspos sessed ofexitaorditarybeauty, and whose hair fell below herbees. IHe was unable to communicate the " old,old story" to her for she did not understand a word of Eug mib, nor did$he speakRussian. In his d4 lemma the arival of the priest on bl ones. in-two years visf was a' od-aend, ad to him he made known his love. The priest, knowing the yo ag ~lan to be possessed of a high characte sand a fairfortune, thought it was a lucy chance for the young lady to escape from.a-14fe orsusl istltes, and he willingly ps adui the girl's mother (her father wasdesd) to consent to the mateh, bat the yoaung ladhrett was Aiot to bapesuad d. Sheague m bai hadil never spoken tothe yo u.e mCwh enz rsemed osaba dbeske te be -» '4abas but bea obeeanloYas wa uoe re apdn 'jthi marriageetok place. A~dft iliti a ka foret teoal . *a `the s ~as i kbrout his bidetcshs bahe' evelad, ehio. 81iewaeea oissad t o ishoi as sair, nd dsbered that wneltugwe iu adoes her ti ewi hs * b llerin-iA" t s yore four hoars ad = Sheii r entihetfa ptrm erraiE fbtorl he4_ wasm a e hbr awie sith y6s k% idaeu iit 'EltW4 e f 4jtquaeiiedilat sio 'vese f ' gew Intbbe aM bda9 seena he lid"A '41A AIdiI(A i'wer c000 jam tlool Br at w ust oa w e lo 3- A . -M* T *M».»sf I...» x [ rUt...,. ..... . .....ý ...ý.. ....,........... . i 3V' D leURPI J.~UWF A. I' NZW3PAP'*DER !8 1c$(N. 1. Any ee who týAnu aI~aorugn3Aty*nim the Poa r e ore-wbhther diroretd to hja tole or anothe-r's, or whethter b hfi wam ekb orIIWI reogondble uer tor J. 2 Ipenoa oroin JiheqBaeiaoi, . moo ant t all srrewws, orth i%= win oalmane t", nsd Stti PthoIot Ia mmIsInI daeleel lths wore amunt. wleter the'pri fsIt ta row th e oee or not. & '¶Te ebpigi hew telu that Iart mg to fale fte ne aPevor peodimh fros thaJ or romov. mm·wdhb lfor, prkis eridenog of InteotIoor frapd. PaperP adrd to oawe,ý ci b chaped to eaketh or atddree at th·Optt· o.(b roinbsek.tb erualt'A"c b! *edl t, h mrim rde, an regtleto Jotter, may be sent ht our rids,. PPetmeetem. am r, t. quired to regstr lettern £.. omfkahLog. a Everything is to be beaded it the Spring. Combination toilets are very fashiona ble. The flowing train auperoedes the fan train. L Satin muffs am adorned with mono 1t grams - - Biae-gray jet is the nsiong variation of At this popular fashion. i8tting Bull is jealous of Gail Hamilton. 7 She takes the most scalpe A Kentucky man married four sisters, He was very sister-maric. The latest fancy in flower garnitures is for them to be stgdded with artificial dew. M r. A. T. Stewart.owns the most valua e ble diamond in America, pod also a Oathe * dral. , Coral jewelry is again worn by ladies, after being worn for a long time by babies I only. The brims and crowns of Spring bon nets will be covered with a network of e beads. Pretty new handkerchiefs are of sheer la p , with a rffle embroidered in pale pink or blue silk. Thefaney of the imoment forgentlemen's wear is black satin scarfs insMead of white cambric neckties. The only daughter of the arbiter of Eu rope, the Countess Maria Von Bismark, is about to marry Count Lehrndorf, aid-de camp to the Emperor of Germauy. f Olive Logan writes to the Cincinnati nqRarer that James Gordon Bennett is now reported to be engaged to a brilliant French Countess of old family and large possessions. A Harrisburg paper, answering a corres peodent on a question of etiquitte, says : "When a geatlema~ and lady are walking upon the street, the lady should walk inside the gentleman." The Sultan, in order to pay off the Rus sian indemnity,will be obliged 'o eronomize, and the first houri of the harem who asks for a new Spring bonnet wilrl be thrown in to the Bosphorus. If your bird refuses to sing try a ,bit of salt pork suspended in his cage. This is recommended by bird dealers, and is less severe than the usual remedy--cayenne pepper sprint led in the seed. It is not generally known that the femi alie expletive "De-r me " is but a polite form of swearing,beingsa corm ption of the Spanish " Dio mio," which means aothing more nor less than .. My God '". Snipkins refused to get his wife a new hat, and soon after hit little daughter came to and said : "' Mamma, wont you biy me a monkey to play with when you go down town ?" "No, darlings-wait till yon are older and then marry one, as I did,', re. plied the grief-stricken wife, her tears bursting forth afresh. An, odd figure in the ceremony of the Barnett-dPoemaker wedding at Baltimore was that Of the bride's train bearer.- This was " Mammy Gracie," an asolelt colored woman, who has oared for the youngsters in three generations of she Sloeme4ar family. She tatnched proudly up the aisle with a new bandanna handklierief on her head, and when the party rtiBbed the altar bMammy Gracle took her stand beside the President of the United States. T arm aringous ?mbl.L Frances Power Cobbe writes at length In a recent .magazi~e article on cane of the aviiat modern ressi g. . bspe .s of1 the thin, paper-soled boots which leave the wearer to feel the chili of the pravement or the damp of the grass wherever she may wa.k, as having shortened thousands of Isves ii Europe, and eveq asr. iq Ameries. Co inined with theee we have now the high heels, whims Ini ashort period convert the .oot into a shapeless itonmly, not mauh nmore available for purpses of health fir exihrcise tan the "mere ped. lumps " of the Chinese women-ot to t Smion other;id.j more distressnlg ievil wblbh the unhpatral position ia walklS hi smie upon sthe o ..: An e .perleoe e..... ker in. formis us that between tight oots iad high heels he searcely knows lady of5O who s whats he ea calt a foot at Wtlthey ad 4htbi ecluts; ; and the spet rept physi otiita tI usa that frem of nth quues these tearoeily a oit -i n Ats lid who isa ehtreej fre em bodily "weaknesss " !sddw mom . And althi rei ,siO agmh ea t, swt livesehoribad, itbrhp sake ofbeskn, oriartserWiea sneleated mis-t. eTprekti of tw ýigrdeaB.g4 dresses, " seakqAallby silk ) sat nradi i t , toºi q ereva isoftthan*.w * i s4.re esh griti'tShothir wtlt9 b tribislam. lasatsit ib uarteroJ sl W & a- low nee a eags wsnI& a utsoa t i crmais *t m ae t .IjsI may 'f te .rsa kar arlo Ma signau b iti v. AsiaM Whag its ' lý °h s OWiide mi ta. someweta i~~M.ia~ h be-y~~i~b f~ir8Si2~ r.S41t~i~ ~:i~iia.;~r~"ut·!U-l Z.r:o c~~r~o 1n~ rri`~bl