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V. F. SANDERS. W. F. CULLEw,
SANDERS & CULLEN,
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
HELENA, . - . MONTANA.
W. K. MENDENHALL,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
ROOM 3, MAY BUILDING,
Washington, : D. C.
Special attention to all matters relating to the public
ands, particularly to contests and applications for
Mineral lands before the General Land Office and De
partment of the Interior.
References : Judge O. B. O'Bannon, and W. W.
Dixon, Esq.. Deer Lodge. M. T. 304-1y
]Phya.3lans anld Murgeons.
CHAS. F. MUSSII CBOD, M. D.,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
OFFICE OPPOSITE POST-OFFICE.
Deer Lodge - - - - - - Montana.
Will attend to professional calls in town.
2i7
A. H. MITCHELL, M. D.,
Ph ysician and Burgeon.
-Office Opposite PostofBce
DEEP LODGE, - - - - MONTANA.
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Paid Up Capital ...................... 100,000.
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Dividend paid March 4, 1874........ ... 30.00000
Average Deposits preceedlog six months, 485.000.00
Invested in U. 8. Bonds .................. 214,000.00
We transact a general Banking bnusiness.and buy, at
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mines will consult their interests by calling upon os.
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SAM. SC 'TT, : Proprietor.
COSMOPOLITAN HOTEL,
Nos. 37 c6 39 Main Street,
Helena, Montana.
SCHWAB & ZIMMERMAN,
Silver Lake Houze,
IPHILIPSB URIG, MONITANA.
CON. MURPHY, - - - PROPRIETOR. 1
Finest and Most Commodious Hotel 1
ON THE WEST SIDE,
BF" Rooms Light and well ventilated.
Wr- Accommodations First-Class.
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HOTEL DE MINERAL.
BUTTE CITY, : MONTANA'
Hauswirth Brothe"s, Proprietors.
I AVING ,,pened the above Hotel with the only
SHotel accmmodation for lodgers in Butte, we
wil be pleased to have the patronage of the public,
and endeavorto give satisfaction in accommodation
and rates.
THE PATROSN GE OF THE PUBLIC I 80LI0
ITED.
Reasonabe Bates to Regular Boarders. I
HAUSWIRTH BROTHERS.
Burra Oct. . 1875 5
Butte City, Montana.
Robert Cirton, : Pr oprietor
Good accommodation for lodiers. No Bat in nor
Saloon near the House.
Guests Will Reeeie Good Attentio.
Board per Week...... ..................600
Board per Day............................. 1.00 t
Lodging per Day............... ............60
The traveling public will find this a pleasant hotel, E
and their patronage is respectfully solielted. t
340 tf ROBERT GIRTON.
Blanks for Sale.
We have in stock the following Justices' 0
Blanks, adapted for any township orcounty
in Montana, and in conformity to existing d
laws The following are the prices: ii
Suapptnas ......................per hundred.. $5 0
Summons ........... ........ . .. 00
Writs of Attachment ............. .. 00
Undertakti on Attachment ..... .. 660
Attfidavit of Ahtachment. ........ .. 100
Executions..................... .. . 600
onuds fn .) ..ds .. 800
D.:vd. Montnaa form ........... ..3 lI
Nottces of Laetloa...... ........... .. 8O
end HReeeipt.............. .. .. 3 a
If an asortment is ordered lesser quam- a
tities than one hundred will be funtished at a
same rates. Cash must aooompany order.
Postage will be prepaid. Address,
NEW NORTL.WEMT,
Din Lones. i
Frank, DallelmhndW&o.,
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WINUs g UpE
VOL. 9, No. 36. DEER LODGE, MONTANA, MARCH 8, 1878. WHOLE No. 45.
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on; POETaY.
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ST. PATRICK'8 DAY.
[Written while half tipsy over a solitary dinner,
March 17, 1818 ]
Though solns here I pick my bone,
Lax, And drown my shamrock all alone,
Yet ne'er the worse for that.
I'll fill and drink (to make Amends)
Both to and for all absent friends,
To honor thee, St. Pat.
And, faith, to thee Id rather quaff
Than any saint on Heaven's staff
That ever Pope iazetted;
Because to thee we Irish sinners,
Who love to sprinkle well our dinners,
Are very deep indebted.
r There's good St. Swithin-had he given
blic Instead of water-wine from Heaven.
for For forty dad a together,
Then truly for a moist "' set in"
W. Six weeks of wet would not have been
Uncomfortable weather.
But oh I the houor gemmed with beads,
That in my glass this moment reads
The riot act, no frisky!
Sweet 'at, if e'er in humoreas Vein ;
Thou takest 't in thy head to rain
For heaven's sake rain whisky!
I wonder what in censure's way
The devil's lawyer had to say
Against thee, Pat-what had he ?
The worst that Eldon's self could prose,
The devil's lawyer he, God knows!
Would be to call the '" Paddy."
r. But let them call thee what they wil;,
Through life I'll love thy worship still.
And when my race is over
Let shamrocks crown my bed of sleep,
in Let whisky dew the shamrocks steep,
And friends say around me while they weep :
" Here lies a Pat in clover."
-Thomas Moore.
DIPLOMATIU VEXATIONS.
The Arduous Duties of Our Minister to the
Sandwich Islands.
Minister Comly in Columbus, Ohio, Journal.
Do you know what it is to the minister
to have a man-of-war visit his post? First
the admiral sends his staff officer to report
his arrival. Then they take a drink. Then
the minister runs up his flag, and sends a
dispatch to the Minister of Foreign Affairs
notifying his Majesty's government that
the admiral has arrived, and desires to sa
lute the flag. 'Then his excellency replies,
and sets the time when the admiral may
shoot, and his Majesty's big guns will be
all loaded ready to reply, gun for gun.
Then the bombardment takes places. Then
the admiral calls on the minister, with his
staff and all their good clothes. Then they
all drink. Then the minister goes aboard
). the man-of-war in his good clothes and in the
p admiral's yawl. Then they all drink.
a When he leaves the vessel, after being pre
0 sented arms to, and all kinds of bother, he
- gets only about 30 yards away when his
ears are torn and his head bursted by the
e big guns of the vessel firing a 15-gun salute.
The mariners have their oars peaked and
their eyes on the minister, and he is ex
pected to take off his hat and grin horribly
a ghastly smile, as if he really enjoyed the
honor of having his head bursted in this
way. Then the admiral comes ashore with a
his staff, and the minister takes him to call g
upon his Majesty's government. We go
first to the Minister of Foreign Affairs,who i
tells us when we may have an audience at
the palace to present the admiral and other
officers to his Majesty. Then we visit the g
other ministers, the Governor of Oahu, the tl
Justices of the Supreme Court and the Mar- I
shal of the Kingdom; then we take a drink. g
Then the admiral invites the minister to
lunch, and they take a drink. e
Next day or so, the minister takes the ea
whole party to the palace, and they are pre
sented in due form to his Majesty. The hi
admiral reads a little speech, in which he at
tells his Majesty how glad we are to see him, 81
and his Majesty reads a little speech in r
which he replies how glad he is to see us. ti
'.ten we talk awhile with all the grandees P
and after backing out of the presence sign
our names in a little book, and the admiral
hurrios- eo board the vessel- to get his kid.
neys relieved from the pressure of his
sword-belt as soon as possible. Meantime
all the other excellencies,representing every
country under heaven, have been sending
notes to the minister begging him to name
the happy day when it will please the ad- o
miral to send a boat for them to come on
board, and have a salute fired for them.
Then the Frenchman always gets mad be
cause he did not get as many guns as he d
thinks he ought to have had, and the min- L
ister has three months' correspondence on
Shis hands before that is settled. You think
it is all over.now? The trouble is only
about to begin. There are dinners, lunch
parties, dances, serenades,visits to be paid, P
and the devil to pay if the foreign repre
sentatives do not receive their return calls
before the week is out. Why, it is a posi
tive fact, we have been livying since last
September within five miles of the greatest
sight to be seen in the world almost,--the
"Palil" or "Pari," a precipice 1,800 feet
high, over which old Kamehameha drove o
the army that opposed him; and to-day is
the first day I have found is possible to go
up and see it. That I ran away, literally, m
on the day before the mail closes, in order
to see iteven now, will I trust be a fact of
some significance. I have no time to write
about it, however, though I am stuffed full
of its beauty and grandear. It will have to
wait.
Make One.
Telephones of the home-made kind are
becoming numerous and popular. Some do
nct know how the '" rig "is made, and
therefore it should be explained. Two
tin oylinders are provided. Aarom one end
of each is stretched a disc of skin such as is
used on banjo, and which can be pro
cured at a music store. Each disc is per
forated in the center. A silk cord of the
desired length connects the cylinders, be
ing passed through eheh of the drams and
fastened inside. The cylinders are fasten
ed to the wall, or any article of furniture
by passing strips of leather or tape, not to
be allowed to be touched, around them and
taoked fast. These ords mst not poneh
any object except its own support. Thee
sre simple loops of the same cord. In pas
silg a string tbrough a frame of the Irarn
anu or wlndow,thesupport.hould epl.ed
that it eannao toeuc the eides of the hole.
In some ases a bolte iabroken thSough the
window, bas this Is a slovealy an Sume
ingenuity is necessary In tht sap
pots of the rast de ord, butit li not a
dileoe mater. A n*tepma". sped. In
this tter .*h to give eq eusauad
* a.gmslq utiheqtPwr , but iabq f s
-spe ts'
t 0U1lZ ITT PARZ.
What Sort of a Display the Agriculttral Do
partment WTi Makt
The Agricultural Department has been
allotted a ground space at the Paris Expo
position (75 feet square, in the center of
which will stand an ornamental structure
52 feet in diameter. The base is in the
shape of a five-pointed star, thus giving a
five sided building of 17 feet in diameter.
The star faces are 7 feet high and 15 feet
long, and are made of glass, behind which
various exhibits will be shown, and in the
panels will be inscribed the words of Wash
ington commendatory of agriculture. At
the points of each star are glass cases, sur
mounted by vases of different kinds of
American stone, in which will be shown
growing p!ants of the principal products
of this country,-corn, cotton, sugar, rice
and tobacco. The roof from the star faces
to the base of a cupalo of glass, which will
be filled in with growing plants, with the
exeaption of triangular spaces, in which
will be emblazoned the names of the 13
original States, of other States as they en
tered the Union and of the Territories.
The pillars which support the cupola will
be composed of corn from which half of
the husk has been removed, and the cupo
la itself will contain the poultry ibit.
Thle cupola is surmounted by a spire, at
the base of which will be a stand of Ameri
can flags and on the top an American eagle
perched upon a gilded ball. The eagle will
be stuffed bird and the finest specimen obh
tainable. It has not yet been exactly de
termined how to utilize the corner spaces
outside the building, but care will be taken
not to obstruct the view of this ornamental
structure. Special prominence will be giv
en to the leading products of the country,
and it is proposed to exhibit in one mass
at least one hundred bales of cotton. Man
ufacturers and producers throughout the
country are cheerfully co-operating with
the Commissioner of Agriculture, and the
Department will nodoubt be enabled to
make a very creditable display.-N. P.
World.
Society Gossip h Wuahangton.
" Miss Grundy," in one of her spicy let
ters from the Capital to the St. Louis Even
ing Post, says :
Gail Hamilton is also invaluable at din
ner parties. She is the readiest and bright
est talkers in Washington-one of the rare
class of talkers who do not monopolize the
conversation. She draws others into it,en
abliag them to show to as great advantage
as herself, the subtlest of flattery. She is
never didactie, but is always original, and
falls readily into the light vein which is
most agreeable in society.
The jolliest man to meet in company is
the Postmaster-General, who always seems
to be thoroughly enjoying himself. He
takes great pride in speaking of himself as
the Cabinet cu iosity. "When I traveled
around with the President," he says in
gleeful tones, half-laughing at himself the
while, "the people took almost as much
interest in looking at me as at him. It
was just because I used to be a naughty
boy." He takes a humorous delight in re
garding himself as the repentant sinner,
the symbol of the conciliatory poli y, and
his mirth-loving face radiates the refulgent
gleams of peace. It did not destroy his
self-congratulatory temper when I remind
ed him that be was not the first ex-Confed
erate who had been in the Cabinet, as Ak- I
erman was in Grant's Cabinet. "Oh,yes,"
he answered, "but he was reconstructed;
and I have never been." "Then," I re
apoended, "you have been conciliated. He
iprepresented the hard doctrine of reconstruc
tion, you the gentle one of forgiveness and t
peace." To this he gave a pleasant as- I
sent.
ILt yo iy on..
The death of Mr. Denton, of Delaware
county, Iowa, recalls a story which he used
to tell. In the early days of the Illinois
Central railway the line was not fenced,and
one day two cows belonging to a Metho
dist clergyman were killed. Being sued
for damages,the company resolved to make
a test case of it. The President of the road
directed Mr. Denton to take $500 in gold,
and go to Springfield and retain Abraham.
Lincoln, whom he knew well, for the copn
pany. Mr. Lincoln replied to his request,
"I am sorry you didn't come yesterday,
Nick, for I have been retained for the
preacher and his friends." Denton ex
plained fully the importance of the case to
the company, and then, pulling two buck
skin bags tilled with gold out of his pocket
he put them down on the desk before the
lawyer, with a startling chink, saying,
" Mr. Lincoln, the President of the compa
ny authorizes me to hand you this retainer
of $500 to take our case." Mr. Lincoln
jumped to his feet, flushed with anger.
"Nick Denton," he said, "I have given
my promise to that preacher and his friends
and the Illinois Central hasn't money
enough to buy me away from his aide. I
don't know that I shall ever get a dollar
from him-but I'll do my best to make your
company pay for those cows." Denton
said that be never felt so mean and small
in his life as he did at that moment. And
in 1860, though a Democrat, he used to my
during the Presidential campaign, that
Lincoln was the noblest man in America.
A New GreandlO or Diorce.
The -best divorce story we remember
hearing of late comes from the northwest
era tates, the facts in which are about a
follbws : A Mileslan lady whose 'arital
relations had become distasteful, eallid
upon'a prominent attorney in that aect~p
of ontry lately, with a view of sering.
has services in divnres ease, she boag
aboat to eater snit against her husband. JIn
answer It a question as to the grouands fr
a auplicston fot a divorce, the lady state
with empasis, "Pa., gets drunk."
fundlk snb complanes itsn tlest >4s
eietiti intendink to reamoe f m lero
.i s h mule the stll nt mre e a
declaraiº o i "Biub r btst i," h rie
'Os~s ri>'+uIbr4his rbotb fts sad ass .
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NW NOw'-WEBL
De- -Alexander II. ha ruled ove Russia 22
years.
-The iron production of Russia is S2,
een tons per year.
of -Keeley, of "motor" fame, is a hoe
ure les bankrupt.
the -The Boston Glob says that Bob Inger
ga soil is not a first class infidel
ter. -The man who owns the flouring mill
eet in a country town has a grinding monop
ich oly.
the -A Masonic journal places the number
sh- of Master Masons in the United ttatei it
At 602,019.
ur- -Mr. Joseph Jefferson,the distinguished
of actor, is said to be a firm believer in spiri -
wn al pbebomeuna
ice -The price of nickle in England eam
dropped from 1ls. per lb. in Jan., 1877, t
ill 4a in Jan., 1878.
,he -An Aberdonian recently bought a hosae
oh by photograph, thus literally getting the
13 carte before the horse.
t- -Over 700 yards of tapestry brussels
Bs. carpeting are made daily at a carpet factory
rill at Amsterdam, N. Y.
of -Sir Peter Coats, the great spool-cotton
1o- manufacturer, is visiting New Orleans, in
it. company with his daughter.
--It is said of the 6,000,000 Catholics in
- the United States that 1,237,000 are Ger
l mans. These are served by 1,8783 priests.
4- -There are no less than 124 foreign en
le- tries in the five great races of 1878 in Eng
es land, and among these are five American
an horses.
al -Mr. P. T. Barnum calculates that he
v- has sold, since he began his business of
y, amusements,no less than $88,000,000 worth
as of tickets.
n- -Bayard Taylor says that the newspa
be per man who works French and Latin into i
th his artiles is a foel and is seeking to hide I
be the fact.
t -.No man was ever yet on the wrong I
l. side in a lawsuit that he was not firmly re
solved to carry the contest to the U. S. Su
preme Court.
-The few old shinplasters floating
t. around remind one of the days when a ten
z. cent scrip was handled with eleven cents'
worth of care.
1i -It is said that Cardinal Manning wish
t- as Monsignor Capel,the head of the Roman
,e Catholie University In London, to be made
e Arehbishop of Scotland.
- -Virginia once had a native African for
e Governor. Alexander Spottawood, who
5 filled the chair in 1760,was born in Tangier a
I while his father, a British offioer, was there r
s on duty. I
-Ex-Governor Washburne,of Wisconsin, I
s wants it understood that he isn't a candi- I
date for anything-not even the United v
States Senatorship, which everybody said a
he wanted. n
-The New York Chief of Police avers
that guilty persons always weep nad be
tray great anxiety and mental distress,
while the innocent are indignant but self
possessed.
-Mr. Wmin, F. Cody, known on the
boards as " Buffalo Bill," has removed his I
residence from Rochester to North Platte, as
Nebraska, and is henceforth to devote his ai
life to cattle-raising and the excitement of o0
the plains. G
-Bad luck is simply a man with his ti
hands in his pockets, and his pipe in his w
mouth, looking on to see how it is coming u
out. Good luck is a man of pluck, with his ei
sleeves relied up, and working to make it G
come out right. al
-The telephone is being largely employ. t
ed in Washington, especially in the De- i"
partments. Secretary Sherman has one of
between the Treasury building and his res- ti0
Idence. He nses it a great deal, generally m
before and after working hours, when d-w
siring to consult a clerk at work on special or
documents or abstracts. ha
-Many a man thinks it is virtue that f
keeps him from turning a rascal, when it's yc
only a full stpmach; and many a woman U
imaigines herself heavenly-minded and ripe
for immortalhty, when mn reality it o enly
indigestion that has affected the lachrymose o
glands and soured her for the pleasures of
the world. Thus potatoes are often mis
taken for principle and dyspepsia for re- i
liglon. di
-Dr. Benjamin Franklin, while Minister
to France, bought a clock, which is now be- H
Ing exhibited in Detroit. In the excite
ment of the fire which destroyed Detronit m of
1805 the clocek was thrown into the river,
but some adventurous boys fished it out,
and it did service for many years at the In- ha
dian agencies at FortGibson and the Sault,
at which latter place its present owner
found it.
-The English fleet in the Mediteranean g
is a pretty formidable array. It consists of ,
25 ship., earrying 170 guns, and manned ne
by a force of about 6,000 men. Most of the h
vessels are armor-plated, and several of a
them carry 25-ton guns. The fleet will be
reinforced by other war vessels immediate
ly. No armament so powerful basever be- r
fore been sent on an errand of menace to
any quarter of the globe. isl
-The Thirdi Regiment of Freaseh Zoua- toe
aves, observing Victor maunel'Pa bYvery gI
as the battle of Palesro during the war
with Austria, elmeted hmun a conrporal of bar
their regpernt a distinetion of which the ar
Kiang was prod. His name was, until re. Al
seendy, daily salled by the oGoer on duty, th
and the oldest sldier. present would ad- po
yvae adreply, "Absent on leave." The IX
agiog wthas confecned the same rank on pa
-~-ba oim Je was remeatly played in
COleaygo pon a seabno specal reve
ase geant wheohal come from Florida on a
airi tdt'oelpspsitom th8trugh the mar- #
qloetdistrite fLake Sape'ior. He was Pm
@dat~s he coal i dlsisiqash hblsseft by chi
i tewng Cnts· t of amuls ea Iare i*o f
ea aehesr nusatti.tuf akSepe. s ~h
e. The udas*in mhtech ltue at Atih
het of the-eLmate as a. -- ishneat ·
knowing that he could a4tzesacw mthdre .Ua
I :
XAAfl DOOTLA*W' ?AT
SBow an nsane Woman Amused Serelf for 85
Tears.
Mme. Douglass, who had been a patient
- in the King's County Asylum for the In
sane, at PFlatbush, for 25 years, died re
r- oently. All her affections were centered in
in a eat, which for six years had been her
11 om) t companion,and to whihe she clung
almost to the minute of her death.
She had spent 25 years of her life in the
Asyinm rearing calrtaking a kitten before
it was.old enough to' fed ttielf and. begin
miagto feed it with a spoon. She would
eot allow her pet to take a morsel of food
which she did not give it with a spoon, and
the result was that the cats raised learned
to eat only from her hands. After une eat
I died her attendants would at once provide
her with another kitten. She dated on her
pet animal as though it wes a Obild, and
, called it Louas, Marie, Lizzie, Victoria,
and nearly every name that is used for
girls.
Her last pet was a very large white cat,
which at her death weighed 26 pounds.
She shffed its mouth with food whether it
would eat or not, and kept it exceedingly
fat. After she died the cat was as a helpless
as a motherless infant, and some of the
other patients adopted it, and continued to
feed it as Mme. Dougiase had done.-N. Y.
Sun.
The Latest from Chi Mses.
Portland Standard.
The latest news from Chief Moses is to
the effect that he is trying to be friendly
with the whites and m order to conciliate
them, drove from his camp a few days ago
the two hostile Nez Peroes who sought
shelter there. These men fought with Jo
sepb during the campaign. They have
been received by Smohalla athis camp near
Priest Rapids. General Howard thinks
they will be surrendered without any
trouble. A brother-in-law of Chief Jo
seph, who was apprehensive of another
war, visited the fort at Walla Walls re
cently and informed the commanding offi
eer of his fear, saying he thought the sol
diers were "mad," and the Indians were
afraid. The officer communicated with
Genmral Howard, and the latter, to calm
their fear, sent the following dispatch last
Saturday :
PORTLAnD, Feb. 9, 1878.
Commanding Oficer, Fort Walla "Wala :
No danger of Indians while belhaving
themselves properly being disturbed by
soldiers. We are trying to effect an ar
rangement that all Indians, those with
Moses and others, may each secure title to 1
homesteads as whites do. Tell him* Gen
Howard, after his return from Washington,
would like to have a talk with oosss at
some cenvenient point. The soldiers are
not " mad," but friendly.
O. . O. HowAo,
Commanding General.
A Grave Charge Against a Virginia elle.
A special dispatch to the Philadelphia
Press from Richmond, Va., dated Feb. 4th,
says: Miss Emma Davenport, a beartiful
and highly educated young lady of twenty
odd years, was brought here to-day from
Goochland Court House, in this State,.qder
the charge of a special mail agent, charged
with robbing the mails at that place of val
uable jewelry, silk dresses, &c. Miss fhav
eoport, whose father is the Postmaster at
Goochiand Court House, at the time of the
alleged robbery was employed as a clerk in
the office. The fair prisoner was the elle
in her county,and admired by a large qiro]b:
of friends both here and in many other see
tions of the State, and is said to have msadee
many conquests at the Virginia Sprjnges
whic abe visitednc ompany with her;par-:
ents. Her arrest upon this grave charge
has created quite a sensation among her
friends here and in her own village. ,The
young lady will have a hearing before the
U. 8. Commissioner to-morrow. She is
stopping at one of the principal hotels
here awaiting examination under charge of,
offcers.
SKETCH OF THE NEW PONTIrFF.-1ope
Leo XIII is a native of Carpenetto, n i the
diocese of Arragni, and was born in x810,
being consequently 68 years of age. , He
was created Cardinal on December 19, 1858.
He was Archbishop of Perugla,and Caiam
berlain of the late Pope, though an enemy
of Antonelli. He was tohave been crepted
Cardinal at the request of a Prqtestjqt,
King Leopold I of Belgium, to whom he
had been sent as a Nunoio oy Gregory XVI,
but on the death of the latter, Pins IX,
yielding to the vindietiveness of Antonelli,
allowed seven years to elapse before bhe
gave him the hat. O ahlgh intelleet, of a
well tried and energetie nature, His is
nonee has made not only am exelent Bis
hop, but has realized the type of a perfect
Cardinal. As an admInistrator he man
aged to elear Benevento of amuggling and
brigandage, as well as the underhband i
trignes of the party of theimeMblity. ti s
gard to personal appeariasr the new ,op
is tall and hin. His frstie haie as *dy
tocratie stamp, and ash aete.s by
graati The voice ' o.a a
geceably at et, it is sain hii e iles :
but one soon gess aecuostemd 46e1s11 L.t
lrity, owing to its maes and r aw e
Although simple in mannesr it' i Ie o all
the Cardina, who c .rries hfeifW -
potidfal majesty, aambilbtteg in this ips
IX, who is his early dayspammed forluou.
parable.
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WEAT TUE WITS SAY.
g England is one of the greatest pow
wowers.-Chieago Times.
The Turk is not so much of a musacleman
as he was.-Lowell Courier.
A Brunswick Democrat recently "rose
above party." He quit drinking.-Brunes
wock. (Mo.) News.
r .A sIbecription for Ida Lewis is talked of.
I She'l been playing to light houses of late.
- Worcester Press.
" To arms! They come-the Greeks.
SThe (raeks!" " Three wounded and one
a prisonsr!"-Free Press.
Whe on 4 march General Butler always
halted his command at the forks of a road.
--Ne Orleans Picayune.
Will there be any Chicago T2mes in heav
en ?-N. Y. Herald. We guess not, noth.
ing but nice times.- Worcester Press.
The Chicago Journal says that few peo
ple some to a stop at Colon, Michigan.
The period for such puns has expired.
Tom Thumb is getting bald-headed
Exchange. That a-nailment from which
thumbs are not exempt.-Phila. Bulletin.
Almost anybody can send a boy on an
errand, bet only the wealthy have leisure
to spare to wait for him to get back.--eme
entinel.
" Kindness goes a great ways," says the
Detroit luee Press. We think she does.
8he hasn't been seen around here lately
Buefalo ,zpress.
It is said of the Chicago banks that 13
out of 18 are opposed to silver. Silver is
too bulky to run away with.--New Orleans
Picayune.
If Virginia is the "Mother of States
men," we suppose it's in order to suggest
that Pennsylvania's the "Pa."-N. Y.
Commercial Advertiser.
We mlis the thrilling cable dispatches
describing a battle in which both the Turks
and Russians came off victorious. Was
the liar shot ?-Boston Pest.
Under the signifcant heading of "'Polk
Hayes" the Danbary News says: " Mrs.
Hayesagrees with Mrs. Polk in objecting
to dancing in the White House."
Invade not the past, reckless child of to
day!--0wen Meredith. All right, Owen, all
right. We won't invade worth a cent.
Let the past be forgotten. Good bye, old
tailor bill!-Camden Post.
Mark Twain has a love story in the next
Atlantic in which the lover's do their court
ing and get married by telephone. It's a
pity Mark didnt attend the Atlantic <tintu r
by telephone.-Boston Post.
Bordentown, New Jersey, was the home
of a Bonaparte. It was also the scene of a
brass band convention, and now it has
risen to thedignity of a prize fight. There
are some places you cannot orash.-Newe
York Telegram.
A Boston girl fell while dancing on New t
Year'anight and broke her arm.-Ex. Her t
brother should have taken her dancing
partner out and schottiache head off.- v
Harrisburg Telegraph. We have red 'owa' t
better than that, but less fatal. Hit him i
on the head afew times with a polka. He
should have been impaled by the lancers. c
Ralky Horses.
I once heard of an unfortunate gentleman
º who bad become insane, but was restored
r to sound health simply by causing the mind
to make a sadden revulsion,which was done
by skillfully leading him to become jealous
of his wife, who was a most excellent lady,
and who was aware of the process. On
this hint we might learn to manage a balky
horse. He is insane on the subject of go
(ig, that is self-evident. If we can man
age to make-him think on some other sub,
jest he will baturally forget about going
and gabefore he knows it. The following
devices have been successfully tried to ac
amdlish the desireds -nd _ Tying -a
string around the horse's ear close to the
head. ... Hitching the horse to the single
tfee by means of a cord instead of the tugs,
the, cord fastened to the horse's taiL 3.
~ lingii the month fall of some. disagrees,
ble 'bbstance. 4. Tying a stout twine
arould the leg, just below the knee, and
then removipg it when he has traveled some
dis.tio.. iNever whip a balky horse, for
'the more he is whipped the crazier he will
become. Let everything be done gently,
for boisterous words only confuse him and
make him worse. Treat him in the mild
manner that you would a crazy man, and
you will succeed.-Home and Arrm.
Tne Boy's Tuars woon Kuownsaue,-.
" What makes that noire?" asked a little
boy on the train the otheraidy. "The
cars," answered his mother; "What
for?" "fBcai~ e they ams moving."
"Whatare they Moving fort" " The mn
gie' meake theum." " hat engine?"
"The engine in front." "What's it in
fropt for?" "To pull the .train." "What
train " "This one." " Tha car.?" re
petpd the yoangates, poinetig to the cnuin
Whidh theysat. "Yea." "Whaktdobeit
IbMll itfor?" " The enineer makes it."
"What eugleser?" ."TPe man qa tfe en
gipe." "Whst Magnine" "'e oneiln
frot." " What s that in front fod" "
r t 7.ot that before." "Told who whas?"
"ToM you." ".What tfort " .Ohb be 1
still; you are a nuisance." "What'siu I
nuisance ?" "A boy who asks too 1
tuestiedca." "Wu i b?" "My boyd -
What qusestions?" The coanduetor cam.s I
thei just 4it and took uthe tSoket,
amfihe traiain a op toih d4q be= i
l kwe oi Ept I of thie on ,
Phelatireo°1 asthe the I
Sesr of the plator , : What 1
diawrsl h Gbelsbsa. A Mr.Hlaoba" 4
tialUPh ableth t ekhal bised
the priaolpal w·itness against hismet "a
elt
A XAWTr QA wzpneG.
How Fssemh ltaf-lr.da Larry and Are
tiw- Iw n aariaae.
The Freach half-breeds, who form about
'n one-fourth of the native population, gener
ally marry at a very early age. Agaimst
ee the marriage day Gabriel accumulates a
s- rich store of buffalo-meat and Jamaica
rum, and if possible, a fine cloth capote of
,f. cerulean hue, and ornamental leggings of
. bewildering beadwork. for the unmarried
half-breed in the consumatiou of his toilet
first pays attention to his legs. His cap
a may be old, his capote out at elbows, but
his leggings must be without spot or blem
ish. A legging of dark blue cloth, tied at
the top with a gaudy garter of worsted
work, and having a broad stripe of heavy
bead or silk work running down the outer
- seam, is his insignia of respectability.
Gabriel's marrinage takes place in the win
ter, when the cares of existence are light
- seed by reaaso of advances made upon the
labor of the elsuing season, or a generous
supply of provisions in hand from the late
fall hunt. On the appointed day he makes
a present of a few ponies or a quantity of
provisions to his prospective father-in-law.
and, accompanied by the paternal blessing
and a numerous crowd of friends, repairs
with Philomel to the chapel, where the of.
floes of some spiritual father makes the 1
twain one flesh. The ceremony over, all
concerned repair to the residence of Bab
tiste, Pascal or Antoine, who has agreed 1
for a consideration to permit the wedding
feast to be held in his house. Everybody
is free to attend the dancing and feast
which follow. The young bucks of the c
neighborhood array themselves in the be
wilderiig apparel, which is fashionable up- r
on occasions of this nature-a blue cloth
capote with brass buttons, black or drab c
corduroy trousers, the aesthetic effect of
which is destroyed by a variegated sash, J
with fringes pendent about the knees, moeo r
t casing and a far cap with a gaudy tasseL I
t The young maidens dress in sombre prints r
of blue and white or blue and orange, or
dark woolen staffs, but with bright-colored
shawls about their shoulders and with bril
liant silk handerchiefs upon their heads.
This, with the false luster upon their black
locks front the copious application of
grease, is all that is showy about them.
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- A r..L; Night as a Theatre.
Oe-- whuo I was a callow, bashful cub, I ft
took a plain, unsentimental country girl to t
a comedy one night. I had known her a
day; sihe seemed divine; I wore my no w a
boots. At the end of the first half hour
she said, " Why do you fidget with your
feet ?" I said, "' Did I?"--then I put my p
attention there and kept still. A: the end
of another half hour she said, "Why do
you say, ' Yes oh yes!' and ' fa, ha, oh
certainly! very true!' to every thing I say,
when half the time those are entirely irrel
evant answers?" I blushed, and explained a
that I had been a little absent-minded. At
the end of another half hour she said, h
" Please, why do you grin so steadfastly at It
vacancy, and yet lookeso sad?" I explaned a
that I always did that whet I was eflect- It
tag. ol
An hour passed, and then she turned and p1
contemplated me with her earnest eyes and bi
said, " Why do you cry all the time? " I
explained that very funny comedies always g
ansde me cry. At lasthuman nature surren- w
dered, and I secretly slippud my boots off. w
This was a mistake. I a, not able to get w
them in any more. It was a rainy night; in
there were no omnibusses going our wy ; fa
and as I walked home, burning up with
shame, with the girl on one arm and my
boo's under the other, 1 was an object b
worthy of some compassion, especially in pi
those moments of martyrdom, when I had
to pass through the glare.that fell upon the
pavement from theatreet lamps. Finally,
this child of the forest said: " Where are
your boots? "a$ beli.g taken unprepared, a
I puta.flingaab to _the afolllia oat the
evening with the s.upid remark: Tl, The1
higrher lasape do not wear them to the the- th
atre.--Mlark TJrai..
A ROMANCE FRan ALASKA.-A young
man who was in Alaska some four years
ago felliniote with the only young l~ 1
on the island,a grlof Siteen, who waspos
sessed ofexitaorditarybeauty, and whose
hair fell below herbees. IHe was unable
to communicate the " old,old story" to her
for she did not understand a word of Eug
mib, nor did$he speakRussian. In his d4
lemma the arival of the priest on bl ones.
in-two years visf was a' od-aend, ad to
him he made known his love. The priest,
knowing the yo ag ~lan to be possessed of
a high characte sand a fairfortune, thought
it was a lucy chance for the young lady
to escape from.a-14fe orsusl istltes, and
he willingly ps adui the girl's mother
(her father wasdesd) to consent to the
mateh, bat the yoaung ladhrett was Aiot
to bapesuad d. Sheague m bai hadil
never spoken tothe yo u.e mCwh enz
rsemed osaba dbeske te be -» '4abas
but bea obeeanloYas wa uoe re apdn 'jthi
marriageetok place. A~dft iliti a
ka foret teoal . *a `the s ~as i
kbrout his bidetcshs bahe' evelad,
ehio. 81iewaeea oissad t o ishoi
as sair, nd dsbered that wneltugwe iu
adoes her ti ewi hs * b llerin-iA"
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NZW3PAP'*DER !8 1c$(N.
1. Any ee who týAnu aI~aorugn3Aty*nim the Poa r
e ore-wbhther diroretd to hja tole or anothe-r's, or
whethter b hfi wam ekb orIIWI reogondble uer tor J.
2 Ipenoa oroin JiheqBaeiaoi, . moo ant
t all srrewws, orth i%= win oalmane t", nsd
Stti PthoIot Ia mmIsInI daeleel lths wore amunt.
wleter the'pri fsIt ta row th e oee or not.
& '¶Te ebpigi hew telu that Iart mg to fale fte
ne aPevor peodimh fros thaJ or romov.
mm·wdhb lfor, prkis eridenog
of InteotIoor frapd.
PaperP adrd to oawe,ý ci b chaped to eaketh
or atddree at th·Optt· o.(b roinbsek.tb
erualt'A"c b! *edl t, h mrim rde, an regtleto
Jotter, may be sent ht our rids,. PPetmeetem. am r, t.
quired to regstr lettern £.. omfkahLog.
a Everything is to be beaded it the Spring.
Combination toilets are very fashiona
ble.
The flowing train auperoedes the fan
train.
L Satin muffs am adorned with mono
1t grams -
- Biae-gray jet is the nsiong variation of
At this popular fashion.
i8tting Bull is jealous of Gail Hamilton.
7 She takes the most scalpe
A Kentucky man married four sisters,
He was very sister-maric.
The latest fancy in flower garnitures is
for them to be stgdded with artificial dew.
M r. A. T. Stewart.owns the most valua
e ble diamond in America, pod also a Oathe
* dral.
, Coral jewelry is again worn by ladies,
after being worn for a long time by babies
I only.
The brims and crowns of Spring bon
nets will be covered with a network of
e beads.
Pretty new handkerchiefs are of sheer
la p , with a rffle embroidered in pale pink
or blue silk.
Thefaney of the imoment forgentlemen's
wear is black satin scarfs insMead of white
cambric neckties.
The only daughter of the arbiter of Eu
rope, the Countess Maria Von Bismark, is
about to marry Count Lehrndorf, aid-de
camp to the Emperor of Germauy.
f Olive Logan writes to the Cincinnati
nqRarer that James Gordon Bennett is
now reported to be engaged to a brilliant
French Countess of old family and large
possessions.
A Harrisburg paper, answering a corres
peodent on a question of etiquitte, says :
"When a geatlema~ and lady are walking
upon the street, the lady should walk inside
the gentleman."
The Sultan, in order to pay off the Rus
sian indemnity,will be obliged 'o eronomize,
and the first houri of the harem who asks
for a new Spring bonnet wilrl be thrown in
to the Bosphorus.
If your bird refuses to sing try a ,bit of
salt pork suspended in his cage. This is
recommended by bird dealers, and is less
severe than the usual remedy--cayenne
pepper sprint led in the seed.
It is not generally known that the femi
alie expletive "De-r me " is but a polite
form of swearing,beingsa corm ption of the
Spanish " Dio mio," which means aothing
more nor less than .. My God '".
Snipkins refused to get his wife a new
hat, and soon after hit little daughter came
to and said : "' Mamma, wont you biy me
a monkey to play with when you go down
town ?" "No, darlings-wait till yon are
older and then marry one, as I did,', re.
plied the grief-stricken wife, her tears
bursting forth afresh.
An, odd figure in the ceremony of the
Barnett-dPoemaker wedding at Baltimore
was that Of the bride's train bearer.- This
was " Mammy Gracie," an asolelt colored
woman, who has oared for the youngsters
in three generations of she Sloeme4ar
family. She tatnched proudly up the aisle
with a new bandanna handklierief on her
head, and when the party rtiBbed the altar
bMammy Gracle took her stand beside the
President of the United States.
T arm aringous ?mbl.L
Frances Power Cobbe writes at length In
a recent .magazi~e article on cane of the
aviiat modern ressi g. . bspe .s of1
the thin, paper-soled boots which leave
the wearer to feel the chili of the pravement
or the damp of the grass wherever she may
wa.k, as having shortened thousands of
Isves ii Europe, and eveq asr. iq Ameries.
Co inined with theee we have now the
high heels, whims Ini ashort period convert
the .oot into a shapeless itonmly, not
mauh nmore available for purpses of health
fir exihrcise tan the "mere ped. lumps "
of the Chinese women-ot to t Smion
other;id.j more distressnlg ievil wblbh the
unhpatral position ia walklS hi smie upon
sthe o ..: An e .perleoe e..... ker in.
formis us that between tight oots iad high
heels he searcely knows lady of5O who
s whats he ea calt a foot at Wtlthey ad
4htbi ecluts; ; and the spet rept physi
otiita tI usa that frem of nth quues
these tearoeily a oit -i n Ats lid who
isa ehtreej fre em bodily "weaknesss "
!sddw mom . And althi rei ,siO agmh
ea t, swt livesehoribad, itbrhp sake
ofbeskn, oriartserWiea sneleated mis-t.
eTprekti of tw ýigrdeaB.g4 dresses,
" seakqAallby silk ) sat
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lasatsit ib uarteroJ sl W & a- low
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