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VOL. 14, NC. 21. DEER LODGE, MONTANA, NOVEMBER 17, 1882. WHOLE NO. 697.
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special Notices are 3 pr eai t, swt Ns tha st
:tar advertsemtaon
lM %advertieal. 15 ent8e d the SMt teeioan
: cents per line 1W each umooedlng lasetion;
des counted In Nopaernl measre. n
Job Work payable on delivery.
PROFEBBIONAL ]CARD6
0. B. B. O'BANNON,
Land A8nt alil Attoran e
Ofce--. W. Corner of First and D Streets.
Opposite Epeiscopal Church.
I)eer l.odge, - Mont ana.
G. A. KELLOGG,
County Surveyor, Civil Enginer and
U. S. Deputy Mineral Surveyor,
I)oer Lodge, - B Montana.
OMce with O. B. O'BSanon. Orders for Iar
veys of Mineral and Agricultral Lads will re
ceive prompt attention. Orders can be leftn with
Mr. O'Bannon in my absence. 619.
W~Iv,. IE. TR"ItPPEJT,
ATTORNE1-A.T-L.W,
-I)aer Lodge. - - Montana.
OFFICE: On Main street, one door north
of the l'otollice.
B[yWill practice in all the Courts of the
Trrritory.
Jligac K3oWL5,s. Joan P. IPoslt.
KNOWLES & FOIRBIS.
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
West Granite Street.
Iltttte, - - Mfontana
gWIaWll practice in all the Courtsof the Territory.
W P StxIIa s. W. I. C.ULUZ.
SANDERS & CULJEN,
ATTORNETS-AT-LAW,
Ilolena, - - Montana.
LAND PATENTS!
Patents procured for Townesite, Ni ne, . SpaniLb
Grysat ia P and entrgeon,
and o etet in Interior Depette ott Hooe.
Deae(or Mineral atent.pa. aIeonAnu
NWill Utea Atpl toysfreso town e!or et atr
JOE E.0WDTGS. ).D.,
Ph.ysioaun and Surgeo C n
OEl. et- . esie Score, erme. o.c
cape. H. Ty EL. M. o De.
iamioi and sanrson.
Drs Le, - - -tion ol tank
ill ed up .apl to el from tows or ros.tr0
jO W.H. OWINGS. " . Dt.
T. pee. -nr~rese SaT, " orm'sta.6'
aseawsIeA b 0..os'Oeasor 0ss
iesiin , a3 -- -
OANIS AND BDANKEB.
rztH . RatLonal Bank..
i"th@olZld COit. L.00.000,
o.d up e.Cap, ,tal.0.000*'t aD
SurpluS and PmBfiW o 50,000
0.o01T ll [ U lwisn r uidm
A. . oKI to, - - Ca ** er
T. n. KOllUI, SE , AuIps;nh.
DUSA'U DUI'@IT-mTOW T
lionelGlaft & Ii ii
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DEER LODQI. ' IYtOTANA,
Sam. Scott, Prtprletor.
egPrnys,PJL~ mII*~hl3L~
BotLoepa"..$5
CITY. ~EEOTEL
" , 500,x .
COSMOPO'LITAN HOTL
IItwhýuua, ," Mta raw
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Astouk.OtrV
Oig hs 0 ra
DAVIS 8 BENrETT,
ASSAYERS,
-UTTE * - - MONTANA.
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METROPOLITAN
BILLIARD ROOMS
JOHN Gt aERflEIt
PROPRIITOR.
Has the Plnest Bar Stock on the West Side sad
a good Billiard Table and cosy club-rom.
& Special Invitation to the whole commality
to come sad me me
COSIOPOLITAN SALOON.
Main Street, - - Deer Lodge.
R. Bolevert, Propr.
All drinks and cigars 121-2c.
p'A shere of thee pabt\ eatsro Is rIsec dfually
JOI13 GLASS
One of the oldest
Practical Watchmakers of Montanl,
Now located at the
PO08 OFFICE, DEER LODGE.
Makes a specialty of reatlnru fine watches. Good
work guaranteed and prices reaonable.
67Rtf
Blanks for Sale.
We have in stock the following Justices
Blanks, adapted for any townsbip or county
in Montana, and in conformity to existing
laws. Following are the prices:
Itbpe.m ............. ...........per bandred..SW
BSummons.................... . .. 600
Write of Attachment............ .. 5 00
Udertakin on Attachment.... .. g00
avt ofaement ......... .. s o
-xecutons ..................... .... 500
Warrant........................ .. 6
Bonds for Deeds ................. to 8 M
Notices of Locaton .............. ..00
rtoad Receipts ..............
Orders In any quantity filled at the above
-tes. Postage will be prepaid.. A liberal
discount made to the trade.
NEW NORTH-WE8T
) uRa IAoDaL. MowTANA
A, .ANDERSON,
Main ctroet, i)oer Lodg.e.
BOOT AND SHOE MAKING
and Repairing.
All Wor WTell an Promptly Doe.
Havlnr leased the K.avoa b.ilding, one door
*onth of O4evItl's hardware sWr., and opened a
complete shop I am prepred to manufacture Boots
end lbhoe. or to do general repairing promptly and
neatly at air pitrs.
'A sbhare of the pblic patronmae Is riepect
fully solicited.
A. aNDERSON.
DEER LODGE PROPBRTY
For Sale.
Sore of the Most Desirable Groundb
Put on the Market.
Haing concluded to sell all oar property In th.
Clag ti and Clagett A Dixon Additions to the town of
Dear Lodge tie now placed on the market without
reserveand James H Mills "pointed oar agent to
sellthesame. The propcrty ILudes.
The tract of ground fronting south 00 feet on
Second street and ittendlng back 00 feat to Firet
street. laiediag the Claett residence which wlll be
sold intact or broken up Into two or three lots.
Also the tract of groend, 50 ft frontier south
O IMtt dtret, oitmedliely eat of S. SBtarhe's
r oLdees nd extending bek 870 fell o wrhich wll
aluohead luStator brokena up to suit u ;er
A sat water grlht on C..ttouowod creek of wenty-te
"Laee.wif bed of ....onrtaty to per
eserof this poey ad groond a Treerwed out
to slve eceea ¢oll lots tront and rar.
Also eisht lts Il00 feet eachb. ti tlok 1.of the
aItt Dixon AddltiOn, Immediately enat of the
reudenee(o S. H. arabie, Be., and fronutis ce
Sewed ard Third Weei,.
AklsdsLgt iota SOzlN feet each in Block , of the
Clagett & Dixon Addition. fronmting on Thir t reet
eighty feet wide ia reserved and will he opened be
tween the se•t line of these ots end the property of
H. 5. Reed. ! ,Rrad wrll externd froam th dde
brech of COuttoowood Creek to or near Peters.a
ereek.
Alo a trilp of rood 480 feet wide, extendinlg from
St. Joseph' loeptal sothward to or near Peterson
creek, . leaulatsly eastofr the Cella.ite Intl
tote grooned.
Also lot 17. Block i Deer Lodge4 with offiee bidY.
r*ot ownedt a formerly oecuepid by W. W.
ppftI . OLADO TT
gef V. V. DIXON.
St. Mary's Academy.
DarreIaohmtmrr
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Tb. A eml t.r to I ii Iu t twor :uusuth i
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N.o .rEssobSp iw Vcul Made.
For DrUl ad PmElba ekfOfa#rge'
v- PW· a sad Oumml Neesdkle ork .1
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AU Pqsmte Y3w be Net.ts MAb.b .
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" SJUU SUPUIZON
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BUY TIS 8UUS
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POETRY.
"MT3RINE3.L
A Foem by the tVltim eo the St. Lenat
Traediy.
The following verses, published in the 8L
Louis Oloe-Democret, are from the pen of
the late Colonel A. W. Slaybemk:
Upon my mantel in a row
Four simple pictures glow,
With shining frames about them placed
Of neat and modest taste;
Four images of daughters mine.
Whose faces beam with light divine,
And here I've made my shrine.
The place is more like sacred ground
Than any I have found;
No dome of fresoo reared by art
Can so impress my heart;
'Tas here I feel remorse begin,
With contrite grief for every sin;
And faults that close to crime skin,
Make heaven so hard to win.
And here my soul, remote from erowds,
Is shadowed by no clouds;
Aloof at last from tangling care,
I lift to God my prayer,
And he that doth in secret see
In secret seems to answer me,
For sake of these that I may be
From secret sin kept free.
Alone, I seek at this pure shrine
The face of God divine,
In public no one is sincere,
For all are tinged with fear;
But here my heart is all laid bare
To him who doth for sparrow care;
To him I lift a parent's prayer:
"Wilt thou these children spare?"
This is my prayer I say and feel,
As at my shrine I kneel,
And lo! though absent far and wide;
I think them at my side,
And hosts celestial come and go
On radiant wings as white as snow
Till heaven above and heaven below
Have made my shrine aglow.
But no intruding eye could see
The light that shines on me;
Four little pictures on the wall
To others would be all;
And yet to me the thought is given
Of such the kingdom is of heaven,
And from this shrine despair is driven.
By hope to be forgiven.
Auocur 28,1874.
THE LAND OP MODDY.
Put away the bauble and the bib.
8mooth out the pillows In the crib,
Softly on the down
Lay the baby's crown,
Warm around its feet
Tuck the little sheet
Snag as apea in a pod!
With a yawn and a gap,
And a dreamy little cap
We will go, we wall go
To the Landy-andy-pandy
Of Noddy-eddy poddy,
To the Landy-andy-pand
Of Noddy-pod.
There in the shadow-maker's tent,
After the twilight's soft descent,
We'll lie down to dreams .
Of milk in flowing streams;
Aun the shadow.-maker's baby
WIn lie down with us, may be,
On thesoft, mossy pillow of the sod.
In a drowse and a dose,
All asleep from head to toes;
We will lie, we will lie
In the Landy-andy-pandy
Of the Neddy-oddy-poddy
In the Landyandy-pand
Of Neddy-ped.
Then when the morning breaks,
Then when the lark awakes,
We wall leave the drowsy dreams,
And the twinkling, starry streams;
We will leave the little tent,
And the wonders in it pent,
To return to our native sod.
With a whoop and a skip,
And ajemp And slip.
We will some, we will come
From the Landy-andyipandy
Of lNoddv-oddy- paddy,
From the Landy.andy-pend
Of Not, -.pod. -.d*.N A.ol.
1iuin uama.'
When the obhie of Zaglaas. prioeso
First to strike sad last to yield,
Bought a motto to be raven
In the eress upon his shiel4,
Underneath the vng feathers, ..
On the metal's burnished sheen,
Be, the proudest and the nobiest,
Wrote the iteiple wthds, "obh Dien."
Crowns for statqseau , psys for poets,
ier the hero *la grpeat
But the woasan, ws and mother
Bears the prlnsely .Cret-"'Ich Dien."
1
CONOBRilINd-JON nr B3AmL.Ot3 O@
A Deaies Tels Bow Large Prtes sue n ie
Freve Dapesd Whisky.
DJrt Fm a ......
Dealon Pro Press. r ,
"How ucph water oas yoat Is ae sa.i
lon of thedellUa whiay withoaihIg l imS
shat away?" . . .: -
"Oh, a plmt W ra o.Irle bne es.o sad
seernets mons I plnt m ."
"Thats bie say ye cma sut lftf* tsnes- s
ty4.eweste.'ese ot wn.s to Oer ev hi I
oted asthe domut FI e ,re
4Iy . al ?d.nda og esl .I nbtl iue
beao sH ts ar dews a lr ss0 diii
ot whisky gams er a.. b .......
Isin fet etme, altmin v1at Mils
Sitafter ig r J ggi -k .ra. d
aerll.w s *-k * -aa em.e .ilddt
,*4*asaIVI hIVas..U..da4e w
erurnsis Pubskt bi *S' wMkt *%ft
epweaS ese ' na4 rP c e at
n upo~p~n~ rensee 1601
Mss awameW oss e*shadr mi -
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NEW NOR'-WESTERS.
Turkeys taste string until frost hits the
The Klagoak in Windsor forest is 1,000
jears old.
SMetines are still guarding the tomb of
General Garfield.
Syracuse has a company to get alcohol
out of wood, somehow.
Over 1,000,000 cartridges are made In the
United States every year.
Colonel Bob Ingersoll nominates General
Sherman for President in 1884.
Russla estimates the value of the Siberian
gold mines at $6,000,000 a year.
Kansas has contributed her quota of 400,
000 fat steers for market this season.
The Texas cotton crop for 1882 is expected
to be from 1.500,000 to 1,000,000 bales.
Nearly forty thousand persons have been
vaccinated this year in Paterson, N. J.
Talmage hse lately shown signs of failing.
His congregations have refused to laugh.
Vivisection is to be rigidly prohibited
throughout Sweden by order of the Govern
ment.
Parnell, it is whispered in England, is
etbout to be made a peer, In order to get rid
of him.
It costs New York city almost $7,000,000
per year to run herchurches. Itcosts money
to be good.
Georgia exports 500.000,000 feet of lum
ber annually, which strips 95,000 acres of
timber laud.
F. Antesy, whose novel, "Vice Versa,"
is all the rage in England, is believed to be
a second Dickens.
Seventeen thousand five hundred and for
tv five stray dogs were taken into custody in
London during 1881.
The acquittal of Bob Ford, an Eastern
paper thliks, indicates the ultimate vindica
tion of Frank James.
Caleb Hobbs, a negro of Lincolnton, N.
C., was so grieved over the death of a favor
ite mule that he committed suicide.
Henry Stevens, proprietor of the Keystone
Foundry at Reading, Pa., has a wrought-iron
ploughshare that bears the date 1726.
It Is a curious fact that the only descend
ants of Daniel Webster should be also the
descendantsof the father of Napoleon Bona
parte.
The stock raisers of Colorado estimate the
aggregate value of their flocks and herds at
$36,000,000. The number of horned cattle
is placed at 250,000.
New York's total church expenses foot up
about $6,600,000 each year. This is not a
very large sum, considering the millions that
are spent for whisky.
Crime is said to be increasing at a fright
ful rate in France. During the twenty-five
years ending 1880, it is said that 10,000 mur
deas were committed.
The country Is not at war and the laws are
enforced in every to vslhip in America, and
yet the income of otne pistol manufacturer In
the East is $2,000 per day.
Brnson Alcott, the sage of Concord, who
is probably on his deathbed, is within ten
days of eightythree years old. He was born
on the 27th o. November, 1799.
L' Union Medicanle says that all attempts
to acclimatize rats In the islands of the Pa
cife Ocean have failed. A rat ranks in native
estimation there as a canvashack duck does
here.
Judge Lochrane, of Georgia, bas a walking
stick turned with a duck's head on top. In
the duck's bill is a sapphire that cost $060,
and the eyesare made of diamonds that cost
$7,100 each.
The oldest printer aetually engaged in his
profession is Grandpa Prescott, in Iowa, who
at the age of ninety years sets type every
working day in the composing room of the
Corning Gazette.
It is a singular fact that all the leading
British generals are diminutive men. Sir
Granet Wolseley is only five feet six inches
in height, while Sir F. Roberts is just about
five feet-nothing.
The coal oil style of obituary is rivalled
by the following touching sendoff received
by a South Carolina woman : "She went to
sleep with a lighted pipe in her mouth and
woke up in the other world."
It is proposed to give Admiral Seymour
and General Wolseley $250,000 each for
their services in Egypt. If that is whatthey
demand, their avarice does not compare un
favorably with that of Dr. Bliss.
Consul Stevens writes from China that the
ebain pumps which were sold largely in thi
country not many years ago, hive been In use
in China over two tbousand years. Double
headed taeks, too, have been used there for
many centurits.
Attorney General Brewster has recently
dismissed hisb confidential messenger who is
none other than the colored man Simm.,
whose arrest in Boston as a fugitive slave,
before the war, created such ekieltement
iln Massachusetts and the other free States.
- Capt. Mses Hillard and Capt. Frederic
Elliar4 met In a botel in 8.. Louis, lately.
Iafter a speratlon of thirty-eight years. They
iare brothers, natives of Connetticut. One
I Is lived I Texas and the other on the Pa
ie coas~h: They had much to msay to each
SHerbets Speneer was astonisahed to finod oec
mueb more slvlsatioin In the United Sates
than he expected. The phllosopherevident
lyn a 1w nights ago, in wn hic. 15,000 msaid
tI baWlt earged hands.-Korrfte's ir.
'la
Mrs| kt boucbir was an actress, with
whmeLa tboeuere, the editor of l2aA, fell
ainve anld Ultsely marrled. He has al
m rlam.l qised the Journalim of na
by ,aiglna news with editorial com
aent. r usesi pronoun "I" Instead of the
im u eleirist "we."
rAt aeru, in Germany, a usurer, who
irsa to ob th Vampire of Blrnbeim,"
L st been W uteeee4d to eight year's Im
eww a fumse orf 0,000, and lAe years'
aJ d vlt.|h g , for o torting ninety dol
ank tw cives fi.n a peasant in return
M an otglvial oha of Afteen dollars.
Khase. He intends to leave
iensL o saema hi obe . "Use No k
i mdl a &. e ss e0`t his
iral to be dommesticlaelldty,
a ei te dire sut.l and tll ue
-i bduelun it lte Amstls epital.
iwhtostira.sI Oled two amas agse.
dantwo e i sheLeat, Sh Setwt
a whmb l e
rllrg"l ''~t u t.1
A FAM OU PIAST UNW.
new Easiett Dove His Md mLagle a Hun
dred Milew e imer minutes.
Loutsvllle Coemuercaal.
Last nilb as a Commercial re
porter was loesing through the car
ridors of the Gait Howe listening to
the friendly clatter of the ea
tgneers, a group of veterans, seated around
one of the pillars, laughing over old stores,
drew the news man tward them. "Did
you ever hear how Jim HBamtt brought De
runlak from Nashville to Louisville' asked
one of the Loouville engineers. "Well, you
all know Jim, I gues, or know of him. He
can make the fletest time on the Louisville
and ashville when he wants to. He has
been in a dosen wrecks and got ht In all
of them. I don't believe there is a sound
bone in little Jim's body, but the more
bumps and knocks he gets, the faster he
wants to ran. About two years
ago De Funaak was down at Nashville and
had important business that requlred his
immediate presence in Louisville. He was
then general manager of the Louisville and
Nashville and ordered the road clear bo
tween the two cities. Then he looked for
an engineer to haul him through. Hamett
was just in off of his run and De Funlak
knew he was just the man. He sent for him
and said:
"'Mr. Hamett, I want to get to Louisville
as soon as possible. The road's clear; you
won't find any obstruction. Will you take
me P'
"Hamett's eyes sparkled, but he touched
his hat and said quietly: 'I'll try, sir.' Any
man who knows Jim Hamett would know
what that meant. Deo lunlak had his car
coupled on right next to the tender and an
other car behind. Jim climbed up into his
engine (he can't walk straight since the last
wreek,) and there was, a kind of a smile
hanging around his mouth. The train
pulled out of the depot at Nashville as the
negro porter was Axing the dishes in the
side-beard. They started ouat a pretty
lively gait and went on increasing it. The
conductor in the back car began to get un
easy for be hadn't heard Jam's instructions.
Every minute the train went faster and fast
er. Houses and trees and fences became a
blurred line. The cars Jumped and rolled
and rocked like mad animals wanting to
leap from their place of confinement. The
porter began to look frightened. The train
instead of slacking increased its speed. No
body in De Funlak's car could remain in the
seats without desperately clutching to the
seat in front. It seemed impossible for the
cars to remain on the track, they bounded
and rolled so violently. The dishes in the
sideboard rolled out, the bed fell In the
middle of the floor, chairs were rent from
their fastenings; but the porter didn't care a
straw for that-he thought his time had
come, and was praying desperately.
"De Funlak, with his expressionless face,
was calmly holding on to some straps bang
ing from the ceiling and waving at Hamett
through the back door to go on. The con
ductor grabbed the bell cord and nearly
jerked it off. He firmly believed that if
they escaped with their lives both he and
the engineer would be discharged as soon as
they reached the city. Jim was sitting oe
his seat in the engine calmly smiling and
paying not the least attentiou to the frantic
conductor. About a hundred miles from
Nashville Jim got a couple of hot boxes and
had to stop. He made the hundred miles in
about 87 minutes, about the fastest time on
the road. There wasn't a bit of furniture
left in De auniak's car. There was a con
fused heap of broken plates, pictures and
chairs and that was all. Jim was outside
calmly limping around, and cursing the hot
boxes between times, when De Funlak came
out of the car aid brusquely told Jim he
had made a fast run.
"'Not very fast, sir,' said Jim. 'If I bad
run as fast as she can go it wouldn't have
only broke your plates and pietures, but
there wouldn't bhave been a bit of the isdlee
of the car left. That was a mighty peoor run
sIr, a mighty poor run.' The porter resigned
a soon as he got to town and always goes
I by boat now, when be can."
HEROISM ON THE RAIL.
A ONjllant Vomanteer aves a Crowded Pa.
senger Tral.
New York Herald.
An experiment with an ingenious device
by the Pennsylvania Railroad Company will
prove costly to the family of August Seeds,
a reliable employee of the concern, who has
held his position as engineer for tweaty
years. The omclals of the company on the
New York division were favorably impressed
with a patent contrivance which was lntend
ed to supersede the safety valve. This ap
paratus was to relieve the pressure on the
boiler when it reaheod 132 pounds and car
ry off the steam and heat through pipes to
the smoke arch at the base of the of smoke
stack. This arrangement has worked une
cesfully with eaglina using bard sal, but
there has been considerable diMculty with
thoe burning soft coa. Englne No. 8 is
one of the powerfil soft oal engine se
ployed on the peasmenr line between Jsap
City and Philadelphas. It was decided to
pat In tis, the new safty valve er blow
back, It Is called, despite the fat that the
locomotive is built to consume soft coal.
The new appliauce was recently put inla-
fit the engine left the ear bshops e the
lackensack meadow ear Jersey CIly, only
two days ago. The engine mare le Lei t
etip with this dleve yesterday afteesam ,
"o Augast reds was in charge. When th
engine was approachnlag the bridge hesesa
the Backeosek river, only a abort dhtenes
*rom the Meadow shops, threogh some di
arraogemet tatWmn, eosd e of egie
-ho sh pi6pl 10 lae the emeb staek sad
j ang out wita the smeok, arsee a way
thea.gh the mes o o fte rease.
.The reslt was that the live enils esa
of bmmrips semis. Me resed hams the e
toshe ter mdsr aeo desof als mat
ivy he Pg sdi bew dae mrebe off
laedep, see whisk he wa Mdsen
ke e ond s -.cd esavespd to 1S.
4eso ayi (ty. Tie 1ava' os usk
Hr t b rea dser t shsrrL . ga e
passetgagr ,: le amon r asseeneie 4
hintesugiie am m' a+
G i Ilk'
WHY WE LAUGH.
r alm-04g wh. isblearnstagodaue
The waist of timeea awap be found In
the hoer sla.- desto Star.
A siple but sigaeant tinscription ln a
western cemetery: "The editor was ."
It was the eontractor, who lost on the Job, t
that beilded better than be knew.-Boao
Down In Ohio It Is considered luck to see
a bull over your right shoulder, in case you
are within tea feet of the fence. b
No matter bow loose an ena.ment ring
m--y be, the diamond never ltp around on I
the Inside of a lady' fanger.--Puck.
One of the patent Ohio grave torpedoes .
was tried on a male In Indlan to see now it
would work. He lifted op one foot when
the explosion occurred but never stopped
munching fodder.
&me of the pe says the Cincinnati
Gasette, that are publishing picture of
Lydia Plnkbham when sbhe was a girl of forty t
and callin its a correct lieness o Mrs.ag- t
try, re likely to get themselves sued for
8ubseribers of the Boomerang who find
cross bones and skall, with crest of metallic
burial casket drawn in blood, on the wrapper t
of their paper, will know that their subecrip- i
tion has expired, and that something has got
to be done.-Boomerang.
"Is your master In?" asked a visitor of the I
servant of a man about town, a treasure of
honesty and truthfulness fresh from the
country. "He is, but he cannot see anyone,
sir!" "Ab! is he siek? nothing serious 1 r
hope?" "No, sir. He's drunk!d"
A physician falls into a fit while making a t
round of visits, and iscarried into drug more. t
"Send for Dr. X-," says somebody. "No,
no, not for bhim,"say the dying man feebly
at the mention of his rival's name. "If he I
brought me around it would advertise him. -
I prefer to die." i
Blotting paper was diseovered In 1455. 1
Previous to that, when a man dropped a
splotch of Ink on the lower left hand corner
of his paper be would give it a lick with his
toonue toward the upper right hand corner,
andmake a better picture of the comet of -
188b than any that has yet appeared in the 1
Illustrated papers.
A party of Texan wagoners, after a bard
day's pull, were chatting around the camp
fire while they smoked their pipes. "Sambo,
me bboy," exclaimed Pat, a rollicking Irish- I
man, to a Jolly darkey, "tell us what makes I
your noe so fit." "Dun'no Mars' Pat,"
answered Sam, "but 'sped it's to keep me
from pokin' my noes into adder peaple's
business."
A fountain In the public squaro of San
Francisco needed painting. Ai artist agreed
to do It for nothing, provided he could take I
as much time as he pleased for the job, and
erec afence to protect him from idle eriosl
ty while at work. But It seems that the
painter has sold the surface of the fence to
advertisers, and nobody knows how long he
will be painting the fountain.
An old negro professed to be indifferent as
to a future state, believing that "dey'll make
nigers work eben In beaben." A clergyman
tried to argue him out of his opinion by rep.
resettaing that there was no work for him or
any one else in heaven. "You go 'way,
maasa," was bhis reply, "I know better! If
dere's no udder work for culled pusons up
dere, day'll make him shub declouds along!"
Poor Way to Make a Living.
Discussing the eagerness with which gov.
eroment olces and clerkships are sought for
the New York Observer has the following
remarks on a question of vital importance to
parents and teachers, to-wit: How shall we
make our young men and women self-re
specting ad industrious:
Washington is besieged with applicants
for places in the Pension Office. Several
hundred additional clerkships bhaving been
provided for. Numbers of the applicants
are women. who are said to manifest Intense
anxiety In regard to their success. It is pit
Iable to read the accounts of this struggle
for positions, which are by no means envia
ble, and a stbe precarious. Individual mis
fortune frequently leads to sore extremitles.
But the wholesale rush for Government of
Sees of the lowes clam in Washington and
many other cities reveals a most depressed
.endition of affalrs with large numbers.
Very few of thee persons would enter into
bthis contest for public places it they had
other resouree. As a mass, they must be
either anwlling or unftted to engage in any
one of hundreds of occuapations which are
oenstantly in need of workers. In the im
mediate vicinalty of New York, men of means
are compelled constantly to labor beyond
their strengltb, beause they cannot obtain
amlstance at high wages. Itmatters little as
to what is wanted to be done, the employer
as a rule findsod It diicult to obtain tbose who
are able and willing to delt well. Emigrants
may he poured out upon our shores at the
rates ef a bohundred tbousand every month,
i and not one man or one family need suffer
· for the want of work and pay.
SWhece this growintg desire for the uncer
tan work and small py of public oeicee?
Doubtles it is one of the reults of unlver.
Isal education, training boys to write and
clper, without prepariug them for any def
ate sphere In whbieb to earn a Ilvelblheod.
They grow ap with an acquired distaste r
manal labor, and with an ambition to live
I someI way whleb will gratify their notions
of social standing. We are compelled to
leok i thli dlresa fr the mesem of thie
aneural oead let for place in tohis land of
speuab.adeit opportunItie.
uMnt have ar peat espoesiblity in this
miter. Children ought not to be lef to
thlir ow crude femaes in decidlng upon
their lift work. While they may net sbly
be sanpelled, they should be earef.lly Ia
emmaed rnd guided. Their natural abil.
ties sheud be estimated, and they should be
enemesged amm atimnlated to persevere in
sameu debits dirnetie In which these mar
ds empter met. They ea be taught that
ame isbth reslt o adestry anS d patisem
Mo the pwr at n ay hseasohe suling br
hich the we rsmomaeeuly 1 t, and sthe
eam tauh to dsea theeiNeream who
As r an the leboat ar teatsguy em.
pIloyeats or a clanses oehe a Iviug
The bs at t s uepe emhu buese is
t h iO s b at a dsmel chestekr.
abthma1es was is. guened, no IeU,
says a eeatspaeuey, e d
eiR s heumed by emms
*Ii whiUehed hItSseem. eimuwdsod M Mpas
a tseat -
bp* bb ela*e
ki~.wel, .-· S l~~LhN'
UP TUU WAIIINGTON MO3UMWIT.
A marnket Asses of er arl t00 -eet e
wuase by a * agareemt View.
WAsl2esaor, October 2S.-If one feels a
desire to sup full on honors in Washington,
thee is no way in which success is so speedy
nd certaln as an ascent o the 876 feet of
the unfinished Washington monument. Al
though no accident of any kind whaterer
has happened slnme the work was begun, ow.
g to the admirable precautions that have
been observed, the mere coontemplation of
the dangers to be avoided would give Gen.
Washington blhmeel, It he were alive, the
cold creeps. It must be remembered that
the monument is already among the highest
structurse in the world, while the transporta
tion of the gigantle blocks of stone to the
top is something which has no parallel in
this country, and has seldom been equalled
anywhere. Whether the ascent is calculated
to inspire fear or not may be Imagined frheom
the reply made by one of the highest omclals
lt Washlsgton to the inquiry: "Were you
not just a little frightened going pP'
",Frightened! I was perfectly terrifiedi" was
the hearty reponse given with all the force
of emphaels.
The ascent is made by the elevator, which
runs through the middle of the great obe
lisk. This elevator is a mere open platform,
which does not deserve the name of the alll
vator, as Mrs. Gen. Gillory puts it; it is
rather the terrifier. Every time It goes up It
carries from five to ten tens of stone, and
the only way for visitors to get to the top is
to huddle around the immense mass of stone
on the diabolical looking machine. The
platform begins to move slowly and laborl
ously upward, grinding and creaking at every
inch from the enormous weght It lifts. In
half a minute the light of day totally dis
appears, and at that moment the horrors of
the position suddenly swoop down upon me.
To be dangling hundreds of feet above a
chasm with only a rope between a fall to
bottom with 10,000 pounds of stone is
enough to appal any Imagination. Although
the darkness is blackness inconceivable, and
the intense silence broken only by thegroan
ing of the great mas feeling Its way pain
fully upward, yet the frightful abyss appears
to become of itself both audible and visible.
The last 150 feet of balancing between
heaven and earth is like hanging between
life and death. Even the elevator man gives
up his heroic efforts to keep up the spirits of
the party.
At length light from the top begins to ap
pear, and In a minute or two a pallid party
of pleasure seekers step out on the platform
at the top, nearly four hundred feet in the
air. There is an enormous iron structure
running through the middle of the obelisk
and around this the stone Is blocked. S1i
feet are added every week in three tiers of
two foot blocks. The structure is then six
feet above the temporary platform, which is
thereupon raised, and the work of bringing
it six feet above the level is recommenced.
A net work of rope is securely fixed around
the top of the shaft, extending several feet
off, to catch any unfortunate man who might
drop ever-the workmen are compelled to be
on the very verge in order to complete the
outer layer of stone. A young lady not long
since, In a spirit of bravado, threw herself
into this life saving net. A weak spot ton the
rope would have sent her nearly 400 feet to
the earth. A contrivance like the rigging of
a ship is on top of the shbaft, and the wind
howls through it with ominous force. When
a tier or two of stone is laid the workmen
are protected in a measure fromthe violence
of the wind, but they acknowledge that
when they are working on a level it Is some.
thing terriic.
aing errwnc.
If anythlug could repay one for the bor.
rors of the ascent it would be the view after
reaching the top. Even the moat hardened
sightaeer must be enthusiastic at the great
panorama spread out before him. The vast
Treasury building looks like a Lilliputian
house. The plan of Washington becomes
as well defined as achecker board. The full
grandeaur of the Capitol is then for the first
time realised. When it is remembered that
the Capitol is of almost the identical dimes.
slonu of the great pyramid and of St. Pe
ter's, being perhaps a few feet longer than
either, it may seem that it has nothing to
lose by looking at it from any point of eleva.
tion. Everything else grows minute from
the top of the monument except the white
splendor of the Capitol. It seems to be on
a mountain instead of a hill, anud amid the
diminishing of every other object the great
white dome stands grandly out, so high that
it looks as though poised in air.
A look at the elevator and a proposition
to descend is enough to kill any enthusiasm,
however. But it is by comparison with the
ascent simply delightful. There is no moun
tlan of stone to make one faney how it would
make one feel to go to the bottom of the
hideous bole with it. To the simultaneous
and earnest assurances made to the elevator
man that nobody in the party would ever do
so any more, he sardonically replied, "All of
'em say' that."
Vamily Libraries.
Every family should be supplied with
books, and each boasehold should, as far as
their abilty will allow, procure a family
library. Ther is no estimating the value
of a few well selected books. Children
should be indueed to begin early to improvd
their minds, and nothing draws them more
to stdy than good. sound, periodical litera
tare, sad watl t selected bo-books adapt
ed to their age and progress and their educe
ion. Meoay canot b beter speadd.
lastid eo toys and peri..abae gits, purmeas
bekal fr your children. Every hVbmasts
ad something new to your liWbry~ 'ad be
we to preurve your old works. L. there
be in the burse a beekh-ea, shelves, es
pla ubse t he boees sd papes are de
pe , he thema esu i pwasa, and
ss a Ittale kWed will swell lutoasedas,
and themeids o the hilais will saJ d
whh the is.ouest the libmy, until a*ed
ieowtlib b nd d Inthabuse, d ate'
*ee said se m t, en s e ar ls hspp·(
aei. amanta arn
o PO , A ler -ýit--ie
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·Mi·iU
naswaMn n sCap ps .
5.la pua slairs ers pus GIadsma+ usi" he.
eENe tE mLaal eist the
o wheter theapuer Ie ehe eon. he
Tim, e haidest . d tla t ot..e t . s as
odratee.
pias IIlr Le i - be eagl o
Ieethe lod erpt too lbr m t at r he eo
spiauosen tid urnmte , es. , or eals.
mp reqleond heas a high spac o a n lasseta.
EVE-ANGELICAL.
Mahogany-red glov are much worn.
In 1TI5 "lee ,sleot was the shade worn by
London ladles.
Whole coetume of red cordruroy reaped
plush are exhibited.
It is no lonier good rm to wear ther con
The daughter of Grace Greenwood (Mrs.
Lippincott) has a high soprano voice, and Is
studying roles which At it In Paris.
The widow of Gen. "Stonewall" Jackson
and her daughter, a young lady of nineteen
years, are now living in .leveland, Ohio.
Mrs. Tyler, the widowe ot the ex.PrsldeSt,
has leased fr three years a hos In ihb
mond, V., where she will spend her win.
Coters are unusually brilliant, and the
wildest caprie is noticeable n the manner
in which thee ay hues are combined both
in dreas and milnery.
Roea Bonheur lives the year round at By,
an old huntin lodge of Marie de Medial,
Lear Fentatneblea, and drives herself out
daily in her pony-earriage.
Mrs. Caroline Rive, the oldest and best
teacher of vocal music In Cincinnati, Is dy
ing at the residence of her daughter, the well
known prima donna, Julia Rive King, in
New York.
It is said of Mrs. Langtry that she Is beau
tiful when her face Is in repose-eyes, hair,
nose, and skin being all that is to be wlahed
but the coarse mouth being out of harmony
with the rest.
Minnie Hank has a level head on her
Lhoulders. She scouts at the idea thatPati,
Nilson, and Langtry crossed the ocean for
the sake of art. They came, she says, to
make money. Of course they did, and they
will make It, too.
An English fashion paper speaking about
removing the gloves before shaking hband
says that the custom is no loner obliory,
it being an old fashion, surviving from the
time when gloves were very loose and re
moved in an instant.
Mrs. Mary Austin, who lately died at
Washington, bad forty-four male children,
eleven of whom survive. She was a doctor
of medicine and a surgeon, and served
through the war with the rank of major.
Mr,. Austin had triplets six times.
Instead of eurtains, which the modern
form of bedstead readers lecongroous and
impossible, screens on either side of the bed
ares much prettier sad more healthy sub
stitute. Screens insure privacy, they kep
out the light If necessary and are a great im
provement to the looks of the room.
A few miles away from Philadelphia are
living a family of triplets, two men and a
woman, who are sixty years of ag. They
are the children of an old Lutheran clergy
man named Roillers, at.d are all hale and
hearty. These triplets have always lived to
gether. The brothers uae married but the
sister has remailed a spinster.
Judge William Viers Boulc, of Rockville,
Md., was told by his physician tbhat be had
only a few hours to live. His daughter's
wedding had been appointed for the follow
Ing week, but, on his urgent desire, the mar
riage ceremony was performed as his bed.
side. He was too weak to pronounce a
blessing upon the bride and a feeble kin was
his last act.
Mrs. Langtry comes from the Island of
Jersey, which has a Parliament of its own,
and retains many of the old Norman customs
as well as the Norman dialect. The Lang
try., however are an English family, their
residence in Jersey being only temporary.
The popular actress has half a dozen brothers
and a large number of poor relations who
look to her for assistance.
To Make Steak Tender-Put three table.
spoonfuls of salad oil and one tablespoonutl
of vinegar, well mixed together, on a large
iat dish, and on this lay the steak. 8alt
must never be put on steak before It is
cooked. The steak must lie on this tender
making mixture for at last half an bout to
a side; the toughest stak will succumb to
this, and be perfectly tender whben cooked.
A London special says: M. Elise Realus,
a noted scientist, has married his two daugh
ters to two gentlemen of tendencies equally
radical with his own, and in doing so bu
seen At to dispense with any ceremony what
ever, civil or religious. This extrardinary
proceeding is attributed to a desire on his
part to restore to the marriage contract the
charm of its primeval simplnsty. It has
made a very painful impression upon his
many friends in England.
"A soelal event of great Interet In colored
cireles" is described in theUleveland Leader
of a recent date. The bride wore a robe of
white brocaded satin. The front was com
posed of white satin fans, ornamented with
sprigs of orange blossoms. The lon talle
veil, which fell in heavy folds aong the
train, was caught at theside of the colon
by a spray of blossoms. The ornaments
were earrings and necklace of pearls.. One
of the bridesmaids waas ttired n "pal blue
satin" and another in "delleste pIn satin."
A god omplexion never oes with a bad
diet. Stron coffee, o bread, and bread
and butter, heated greases highly, spiced
soups, meats or gapmew, hot drin sloiol
hquors, and fat s are all damaging to .
beauty. Stroas tea ued daily will slr a
time give the skin the color and apeasane
of loather. Oa. 0a1ct the skin sat
the nerves ore, and a ealthy nervous sys
term Is neeswary to beauty. La.s subP,
over-atlng at meals, eating betweenpa Ipe,
candles, e e ,ts ec.,
produceimples - pd ,
A peculiarly heartles elopeae wa thts
of Charles lgns, of Albsy, Ill. ESted
been m ea d a year, and his wlib
brought hitma fortune. She besi
ill, ad bly started to Colorado, on the ad
vler ef a jlclslSiganr carrild the
tat. O(athe treaihbe wwit hea .
some woman, sa r, t hi aasig
ane sad ne th o l i
ooaties his journey withtbs eeser Ursan.
The obeadoed woma wWhbat a .st,
robbed ven of her b, sp, ws takes .o
the hogpital.
"Who is this wll-4ressed am we s3
seaishis .e1e0e6 s, batsAbslevst lq ei es
a p eald- ed e, tea Is .eed ..y
scarlet bliambt. Do res knew bmap
"oh, ys, athat is No thelsg
it lenas. U0 bter. Very ee
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