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Mart-TMng IUÆPMÆM Terms. $1.50 per year. "Here Shall the Press the People's Bights Maintain, (Jnawed by Inflnenoe and Unbribed by Gain." In Advance VOL. 28. MARTINSBURG, W. VA, SATURDAY. DECEMBER 28, 1899. NO. 29 r > -very daturaay morning Office ;r* Nm-rb Queen Street, Martinsburg, West Virgtnin, I. NELSON W1SNE11, Editor and Proprietor. I :.KM8—J1.50 l’cr Annum, In Advance, l'erms lor Transient Advertising: >ue mob (lOHnes) T time... Kaob subBO'iuontinsertion... 11.00 .. 60 Standing Advertisements. West Virginia Press Association Rates, Class “fi,” on a iasis o! so cents nor inch, per month, num erofinohea and months, entitled to rea sonable discount. TIME TABLES. i * OXT ALi"' RAILROAD -TIMS TAHIjK. soimiwAiU) I .cave PM Jhiimhersbnrg 626 Mom Alio.)unction 6-2 K. Fayetteville 6 45 Mout Alto 6 65 Ar. Waynesboro 0 10 NORTHWARD. P M I 85 1 41 1 51 2 04 2 l.H AM 0 50 0 67 10 11 10 22 10 37 U ave Waynesboro Mont Alto K. Kayettsvllle Mom Alto Junction \; itinmbersburg { no .eels for all C. 11. A. b d lie. General P -s. Agt. P M 12 36 12 40 12 58 1 II 1 17 It. R. stations. J .F. Boyd, Supt, A M 7 00 7 14 7 22 7 34 7 40 Pil 4 00 4 10 4 25 4 39 4 16 c II M BERRA AD V M.LKY RAILROAD TIME I VB1.K. IN EFFECT NOV. 19, IS S~JL? IggSSSSS d.5 = SS«>.»^ = S»BS SSSSs l .-_C5 5S=tiS2 S" gsttesassts I £•. gss^sggsa" if £ - C'lautS-t-.o * 3 tiSSSSSSS §3 1 Daily except Sunday. * Ou Hcudays will leave Pb ladelpbU »i l.M p. m. 1’lain* No. 9 and 10 ruu* daily between Harrisburg iud Uagerntx'vn. Pul man parlor car and through coach between Hbe »r*t .wn and i hnadelohtaon .ram 2 and9, and between vn.i (.heater and Philadelphia on train* 4 and 7. ii. *. KIDDLE, J. F. BOYD, Gen’i Pas*. Agent. Superintendent. B ALTIMORK AND OHIO RAILROAD -TIME TABLE. NOV. 19, 1999 IN EFFECT SUNDAY, ■1'raiiiB leave Marticsburg as follows; WEST BOUND. No. 11. Daily at 2.01 a. m. lor Cumber land ami Pittsburg. No. ;■). Daily at 12 13 p.m. for Pittsbuig and Chicago. No. 05. Daily at 12 57 p.m. for Cincin nati, Indianapolis and Chicago. Connects h,r Bei ktlev Springs and Romney except ruinday, and at Oration for Wheeling * *No. 7. Daily at 10 18 p. m. for Wheeling, ColumhuB and Chicago. No. 1. Daily at 5 19 p. m. for Ciucin nati. Louisville and St. Louis. No. 3. Daily at ‘2 19 a. m. for Cincin nati, Louisville and St. Louis. No. 9. Daily at 10 49 p. m. for Pittsburg and Cleveland. No. 13. Daily except Sunday at 8 22 a. m for i nmberiacd and intermediate sta tions. Connects for Berkeley Springs. No. 17. Daily except Sunday at 12.13 p m. Accommodation. EAST BOUND. vq. io. Daily at 4 25 a. m- for Wash ington and Baltimore. No. 4. Daily at 4 43 a. m. for Wash ington. Baltimore, Philadelphia and New York. Connects for Frederick except Sunday. No. 8. Daily at 9 48 a. m. for.Wash ington, Baltimore end New York. Connects for Frederick Sunday only and for Lexington, Va,, and intermed iate stations except Sunday No- 2. Daily at 10 56 a.m. for Wash ington. Baltimore, Philadelphia and New York. No. 6. Daily at 2 41 p. m., for Wash ington, Baltimore, Philadelphia and New York. No. 46. Daily at £31 p. m. for Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia and New York. No. 12. Daily “Duquease Limited” at 12.26 a.m. for Washington, Balti more, Philadelphia and New Y'ork. No. 16. Daily except Sunday at 11 50 for Frederick, Baltimore and iutei mediate stations, via old line. No. 14. Daily except Sunday at 6 17 p.m. for Washington and Baltimore and all intermediate stations. Con* nects at Woverton lor Hagerstown and at Washington Juuct. fcr Frederick. Express trains ail vestilmled and illuminated with Pintsch light. P. I). Underwood, Gen’i Manager, & Vice President. Baltimore, Md D B. Martin, M’g’r Pass. Traffic, Baltimore, Md. J. M. Schkiver,Gen. Pass. Agent, Balti. more,Md. G. W Santman. Ticket Agtnt, Martiusburg, W. Va ropp’s COMMERCIAL SAVES \ZZ ZTid LABOR, PFEVENTS • : ERRORS. .. '.i: end easy for m, in the store, in npie Rules, its new Short Cuts and ruble Any One iC mo proficient in Arithmetic made Practical use on the the shop or office. Its end easy methods, ai. practical problems, v by a little practice, to figures and a Rapid < dculatot^atepping Wonts to a successful ! iness career, Resides, it contains over one hundred use* iU1 Commercial Tub! , which show at s glance, the Correct ur. • or to almost every conceivable business r ..ruple, such as tht value of Grain, Stock; Hoy, Coal, Cotton, Produce, Merchandise, etc., Interest, Per centage, Profit and Loss. Trade Discount, Wages, Board, Rents, etc. Measurements of Lumber, Logs, Cisterns, Tanks, Bins, Corn-cribs. Cord-wood, and Carpenters Masons, and Machinists work. Explanations in English and German Neatly bound in a compact pud 9t)QVli)i ^nt pocket book form. Pulbs and Plants have gone to thousands of satisfied cus tomers for half a century, and to celebrate the 50th year In business we have Issued a Golden Wedding edition of Vick's Guide which Is a work of art. 24 pages lithographed In colors, 4 pages souvenir, nearly im* pages filled with handsome half tone Illustrations of Flowers, Vegetables. Plants, Fruits, etc..elegantly bound in white and gold. A mar vel in catalogue making; an authority on all subjects pertaining to the garden, with care for the same, and a descriptive catalogue of all that is desirable. It is too expensive to give away indiscriminately, but we want everyone Interested in a good garden to have a copy, therefore we will send the Guide and ni for Ullv III IJ. for ‘25r. worth of need] 15 Ct8. Zl tolls how ersdit is given for Full Amount of purchase to sifter goods. Vick’s Little Gem Catalogue A jterfect little gem of * price list. It is simply the Guide condensed, finely illustrated, and in handy shape, piling it convenient for (reference, Fit JFK Vicks Illustrated Monthly Magazine p.nl^rged, improved an< up to date ori all subjects relating to Gardening. Horticulture, etc. 60 cents a year. Special I S9<> offer—the Magazine ouoycur, and the Guido for *25 cents. Our new plan of selling Vegetable Seeds gives yon mors for your money than any seed house in America. James Vicks Sonsv Rochester, N. Y. __/ OASTOXIXA. .Bears Uie 1 ho Kind You Have Always Bought m‘ir PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD -TIME TABLE. On and afterMay 15,1896,trains wiil eave Harrisburg For Philadelphia and New York. Express, 1 10, 2-15, 3 45 , 6.40, 9 35, 11.40 a- m., 140 (limited), 2.50, and 3.25 >. m , week-days: 1.10, 2.15, 3,45. 9 35' i- m., 1.40 (limited,) 2 50, and 3.25 p.m. Sundays. Accommodation, 7-15 a. m., [.50 and 7.30 p. or, week-days, and 7-30 ). m. Sundays. For P1TT8KURG and te v West, 1.20 a. in , daily (Southwestern Express or Cincinnati and St. Louis. 3.10 a. m-, daily, Facific Express for Chicago via Pan Handle Koute and Cleveland. 8.00 a. m.. daily, Way Passenger for ’ittslnirg. 10.55 a- m., daily, Mail train for Pitts >urg. 11.45 a. m., daily, Pittsburg Express or Pittsburg and the West. 3.00 p. m-, daily, Pennsylvania Limit d, for Chicago, Cincinnati and St .ouis 3.50 p. m., daily, Fast LiDe for Cleve . d and St. Louis. o OO p. m. daily, Altoona Accomrno atiou 7 30 p.m.,daily Cliicagoand St. Louis express ; connects for Cincinnati. 10.20 p. m., week-days, Express fur ’ittsburg. 11.55 p. m. Western Express for Chi ago and Cleveland. For the North. 12.01 a. m., Western Express for Wil iamsport, Rochester and Buffalo. 3A0 a- in., daily, Northern Express :>r Williamsport, Erie, Rochester aDd luffalo. 8.05 a. in., daily, News Express for ,c.ck Haven. 11 3o a. m., week-days, Niagara Ex ress for New York, Rochester and luffalo. 3.55, p. m., week-days, Fast Line for Viliiamsport, Renovo and Elmira 5-30 p. m., w'eek-days Lykens Valley iccommodation. 7.55 p. m., daily, Williamsport Ex less. S. M. Prkvost, J. R. Wood, General Manager. Gen. Pass. Agent. [T7 ESTKRN MARYLAND RAILROAD VV —Time table.— ■onnectiug with 1’. & R. It. at Shippen burg and Gettysburg ; N. A W. It. It. at Hagerstown ; H. & O. R. It. at Hagers town and Cherry ltun; R.at Bruees ville, and T. W. & 15., N. C. and B. & I’. Railroads at Union Station, BaRo., Hd. Schedule in etlect October 1st. 1899. STATIONS. berry Run. nilinnisportl’, V [agerstown__ A. 11 (I 40 10 Id iO 25 A. 11. 5 20 5 1!) 0 08 I Hilamsport l agerstown diewsville mithsburg idgemont lightield. lightield. lettysburg lanover.. . ’orters pring Grove ’orten ’orters lanover... iettysburg lighfieid... lightield idgmont mithsburg Ihewsvilie lagersto > Villi 'o lager si »ii Villianiopc. berry Run Halliciorc And Cumberland Valley Branch, Leave Hagerstown for Chambersburg <>d lntermepiate Stations at 0.30 a. m. .cave Hagerstown lor Shippensburg and ntermediate iS'tations at 11.10 a. m. and .00 p. m. Leave Chambersburg for Hng rstown and Intermediate Stations at 6.00 . m. and 3 10 p. m. Leave Chambersburg or Hagerstown at 1 45 p. m! Leave Chambersburg lor Hagerstown nd Intermediate stations ‘via ALl'EN V ALD CUT OFF at 7.18 a. in. and 7.4.4 p. a. «> d leave Hagerstown for Cbambcrs urg at 6.12 a. m. and 3.27 p. m. Additional trains leave Baltimore tor Inion Bridge and Intermediate Stations t lo 17 a. m. and 6 10 p. rn., and Rave Tnion Bridge tor ltaltiraorc at ti 65 a. in., ,nd 12.50 p. m. daily, except Sunday. iS'UN’PAv’8 only—Leave Baltimore lor Juion Bridge |and Intermodiate Stations .35 a m. and 2.3c p. m., and leave Union iridge at 6.45 a. m. and 4.06 p. m. for Bal imore and Intermediate Stations. Leave Bruceville for Frederics) at 8.38, i.35 nnp 10.4b a. m. and 5.3S and 6.30 p. m. .cave Bruceville fer Columbia, Littlee own ana Tune) tow n at 0.47 a. m. aud .45 p. ill. Leave ltoeky liidgo for Emmitsburg at .26 and 10.40 a. ni. and 3.31 and 6.34 p. v. Leave Emmitsburg for Rocky Ridge it 7.50 and 10.00 a. m. aud 2,55 aud 4.50 p. it. * Daily. Others dally except Sunday. {Stop only to laud passengers trom Bal imore. M. HOOD, Fres. ard Gen’l Manager. B. H, GRISWOLD Gen’l. 1’ass Agent. \ GOOD BUSINESS FOR SALE. I wish to dispose of my entile took as a whole, consisting of the ^ictnre Frame Business with all the naterial and appliances necessary hereto, together with a gallery of ihoice pictures. In connection with t, the Stationery Department. Coed location, 128 N. Queen dreet. There is money in the busi aess if properly carried on. Clos ng out to qnit. _ WM.JGERHARDT._ We just put up 600 packages o iVolf’s Celebrated Horse and Cattle Powder—the Best Powder. Made, "or Horses, Cuttle, Hogs and Sheep Largest and handsomest package >n Earth A.M. Gilbibt,Druggist BEAUTIFUL FLOWER rOS? LITTLE ttONEY. For *10 els- an Everblooming [We and 3 pkts Flower Scad; or 12 >kts, Flower Seed; or 10 Gladiolus dulbs. with Catalogue and Culture Di ections. . ■ For 25 els. “Surprise” Collection >f 10 beautiful plants, all different, without labels. For 50 c(s. all offers namedin this idv'Ttisrp^ent. QRDFfl TODAY, WM. B. REED, 3ox 48. Cbambersburg, Pa 3-25-tf. Try the Independent. riakes the Hair grow. Clears the Complexion. Softens and whitens the Hands. Preserves and beautifies the skin of In fants and Children. rr Absolutely pure, delicately medicated, •urnritintfj effective, CUTicUBt SoapI* not only the most etticactoua of skin purifiers and beautiflera, but the purest and ktrect cst of toilet, bath, and baby soaps. Sold eyerywhe'e. British depot: Newbehy. f.oadoc. Potter D. and C. Cobp., Sole Props., Boston, U. S. a. Make the Baby Smiie. To hear a crying baby suffering from colic and griping pains is not inspirit ing. You can relieve anti soothe the baby at once with Dr. John W. Bull's Baby Syrup and make her smile again. “I gave Dr. Bull’s Baby Syrup to my baby who suffered and rested badly; after the first dose she became quiet and slept peacefully. It is a blessing to mothers. Annie E. Burkhart, Reams town, Pa.” Dr. John W. Bull’s Baby Syrup costs only 23 cents. For sale by JI. A.Snodgrass, 12N.Queen street Professional Cards D R. S. N. MYERS, Office and Residence on the corner of Martin and College streets. April 4, 1874, 1 year. DR. G. B. HEDGES, Physician and Surgeon. Office and Residence on the corner of Burke and College streets. July 1880, 1 year. W. E. Minchini, XJEJSTTIST. Ofice over Frank Coil’s 8hoe Store, QUKEN STREET. C. W. Link, DoctOi oi Dental Surgejj. Local Anaesthetic for the" Painless Extraction of Teeth. Crown and Bridge Work a specialty. Dental parlors—Over Merchants ami Farmers Hank, Martinsburg, W. Va. l-f-06-lyr. i >E. j. s7boak7 Resident Dentist. OFFERS his pro fessional ser vices,in all its bran ches, to the citizens of this and adjoining counties, and guar antees satisfaction in all eases at moderate prices. Nitrons oxide or laughing gas administered when desired, for the' painless extraction ot teeth. Office on King street, opposite Kilmer’s China Hall w here he can be found at all times, day and night. April 27, ’78, tf. J. NELSON WISNER, ATTORNEY. Special Attention to Trial of Cases. Practices in Federal and State Courts. Collections and settlements promptly attended to. Deeds, Trusts, ltills of Sale, Wills, Ac.. carefully and satisfactorily prepared. Money obtained on good secur ity, and extensioii of time on credits se cured for debtors. If. (jepera! Insurance Office ALEXANDER L 7RAMMEL, Over M. A, Snodgrass’Drug Store. Queen (Main) Street. Thomas C. Hopkins, Assistant. 3-6-lyr. J. BAKER KEARFOTT, REAL ESTATE AGENT, AUCTIONEER and NOTARY PUBLIC AGREEMENTS, DEEDS, WlIXS AND other Writings Executed. OFFICE.—At residence, South Queen St., 8-26-lyr MART1KSBUEG, W. YA. jlrs. fe. C. QlltylZtL, BAKER A CONFECTIONER QTJEKF STREET, Next to Gerling’s Hardware Store SODA WATER, CAKES & FRESH BREAD always on hand. Will deliver Fresh Bread aDd Cakes ever}’ afternoon. JCgr°All orders left at the store Dromptlv filled April 4, 1 year. MARTI NSBURC Marble and Granite WORKS. EAST BURKE ST., NEAR QUEEN LOUIS A. DIEHL, Manufacturer a! MONUMENTS, TOMBS, STATUES SLATE AND MARBLE MANTELS, TILING, and all kinds of Building Marble and Sandstone. All Oidtrs Promptly Filled at the Loyvcst Rates. i All Work Guaranteed, > 10-23-91-lyr. RUDY'S PILE SUPPOSITORY is guaranteed to cure piles and Constipa tion, or money refunded. 50cts. per box. Send for circular and Free Sample tc M AUT1N RUDY, Registered Pharmacist. Lancaster, l’a. For sale by all tirst-clase druggists everywhere, arid in Martin*, burg, W. Va., by L. G. Matthaei, W-OT-lyr IF. “If I were a man," the woman said, “I’d make my mark ere 1 was dead; I’d lead the world with a battle cry, And I’d be famous ere I’should die— If I were a man.’’ “If I were a youth,” the old man cried, “I’d seize all chances, I’d go with the tide I’d win my way to the highest place • And stick to honor and seek his grace— If I were a youth.” *fif I were rich,” the poor man thought; “I'd give my all.for the poor's support, I’d open my door,and I’d open my heart. If I were rich.” And lo, it ali.thoso ifs came true, The woman a man, the man a youth, The poor man rich—then all in truth, This world would be, when we got through Just as it is! —James Oppenheim in New York Sun. DAYBREAK. A wind.came up out ofjthe.sea, And said; “O iuists. make room for me!” It hailed the ships, and cried: “Sail on, Ye mariners, the night is gone.” And hurried landward far away, Crying: “Awnkei It is the day!” It said unto the forest: “Shout! Hang all your leafy banners out!” It touched the wood-bird’s folded wing, And said; “O bird, awake and sing!” And o’er the farms; “O chanticleer! Y’our clarion blows; the day is nearl” It whispered to the fields ol corn; “Bow down, and bail the coming morn.” It'shouted throu^ the bolfry tower; “Awake, O bell, proclaim the hour!” It crossed the churchyard with a sigh, And said; “Not yet! in quiet liel” —H enry Wadsworth Longfellow. CRUSTS AND CHRISTMAS. BY MARIOS HARLAND. The story was mine, and I thought I told it at least indifferently well. I thought, too, that it had in it the elements of true pathos- The reader may judge ol this last for herself. Walking along Eleventh street with a friend, we saw a tnan, shab bily dressed, picked up a crust out of the glitter, brush the dirt Irons with his sleeve and begin to munch it'ravcnously, seemingly unconscious of our observation. I stopped. “Are you hungry?’’ “Yes, ma’am.” He did not whine. His answer was direct, his manner dogged, not obscqueious. Sincerity was stamp ed all over him. “Come with me to Sixth Avenue, and I will give you something bet ter than crusts to eat,” I said. We walked on. silent, and sad dened by this glimpse at the “un derside of things.’’ The tramp sbfllued at our heels. Within a dozen steps of the avenue my ear missed the slouching scrape ol his ragged shoe?. Glaccing over my shoulder, I beheld him making off at a half run in the direction of University' Place. I was confound ed, my companion diverted. “He couldn’t have been very hungry,” she said. ‘‘Maybe he has a craze for gutter crusts.’’ The next instant we were in sight of Jefferson Market Police Court, and the truth dawned upon me. The poor wretch suspected that we meant to hand him over to the authorities as a vagrant. He mistook me lor a reformer, when I was simply a compasionate fellow being. “But think wt at txperieices he must have had before he could dis trust everybody, and espy a snare in every kind word and act!” I mourn ed to my small audience, “over tea tups.” Then it was that I detected the linking smile in Mrs. Low’s eyes, and a rebellious twitch of lips she tried to steady. “What is the joke?’’ I demanded as pleasantly as I could bring my self to speak. Latent riducule is peculiarly ex asperating to a story-teller. The smile spread downward, the lips gave way to a down right laugh. "I am laughing at myself—not at you!” said my vistor. “Almost the same thing happened to me last week in Cortlandt Street, not far from the ferry. The sidewalk was crowded with people rushing down tiie street for the boats, up, for the ‘L’ and Broadway. They nearly fell over a man who stooped to pick up a crust that had appatcntly beeu thrown from the door o f a teslau rant. He was to hungry to notice the passers-by, but gnawed at the giimy morsel as a dog tears at a bone. Two women turned back to speak to him; my purse was in ray hand when my husband checked me and drew me on. “ ‘The crust dodge is a stale trick’ bo said. ‘That fellow is an old of fender. He hangs about the doors of rcstauraut on purpose to ply h s trade. 1 walked him into a res taurant one day, and ret him down to a square meal. He begged hard to be allowid to take it home to his starving wife and bnb.es, instead of eating it himscll. “That’s all right,” said I. “Eat vour fill, and I’ll give you a basketful to take away with yon.” The waiters grinned when the rascal broke down at the fourth mouthful, and said he “uad no appe tite.” We ste lots of that sort ol thing, lytiy day!” they told me. “It’s money for drink they’re after, not rituals.” “I wonder mused Mrs Blount, pmsively, wLen the chorus of ex clamation subsided—“if we do more harm than good by our alms giving ‘If a man will not worb.reittier shall he eat—” “Not even gutter crests?’’ inter-. jcctcd somebody. Mrs. Blount's seriousness was proof against tbe laugh this raised; -“It'is no jesting matter—especial ly so neir Christmas. I suppose each of us lias her pensioners. The list of mine gels longer yearly. I lop ofi names after the holidays, only to add others by the time tbe giv ing-season cones around again. Last year I bought a full set of ba by clothes for a women whose twins were born a week after her husband was killed in a machine shop acci dent. The Bible reader from the— Place Church brought the case to my knowledge. I was too busy to investigate it just then. At few days after Christmas I went to look up the widow, raeauing to do some thing nfotf for her. I found that the Bible reader was an impostor; that the woman had neither chick nor child, and her husband was in -States prison. “I am surprised that tbe Bible reader gave you tbe right address said Mrs Howard dryily. “They are not often so careless.’-’ “She could not help herself. I insisted upon boring the name and address that I might send the par cel by’ a messenger. It would be too bulky for her, I told her." Elsie Wynne bad a contribution to the tale of woes. “Mamma and I were interested in a promising case la9t summer. We had hired a country cottage and needed, a choir-woman. One was reccommended by some people in tbe neighborhood as honest and needy. She was quick, willing and industrious, and we actually made opportunities for employing her and her thirteen year-old daughter, a bright, handy girl. We gave them all our washing and housecleaning, our pickling preserving and mend ing for three months. When we went back this year we found that the woman—whose husband was a confirmed drunkard and usually oat of work—had spent the money we paid her in buying a secondhanded piano! Her children had not de cent clothes, and hardly food enough to keep them from starving. So far from feeling that she had acted fool ishly in getting the piano, she came to a9k for work for herself, and would Mis3 Wynne mind giving Janey a few music lessous as part of the pay? The poor child was that crazy to learn to play, and couldn’t get no instruction; I had denied myself a set of books I was pinning for, in order to send a box of Christ mas gifts to that family, Mamma and and I and I agreeing that I ought to earn the money I spend in chaii tv.” “All this is discourageing Christ mas talk,” I remarked soberly. That crust stuck in my throat. “Yet half the holiday flavor and sweet ness would be gone if we did not open our hearts and purses to tbe poor.” Mrs. Robert Boyd looked up mod estly from her low seat, her young, face solemn and wistful. That woman—a mere girl by com parison wiih my gray maturity— startles me sometimes by her spirit ual insight. “Don’t you think these”—I wa9 about to say ‘mistakes,’ but God doesn’t let us make real mistakes when we act In His Name,—don’t you think what looks like blunders to us are a part of our Christmas lesson? We give willingly and, we think, wisely according to the light granted us. Our aims eeems to be thrown away upon those we meant to help. Can we afford to lose the specific benefit of that giving in and upon ourselves? Some call it the ‘reflex action.’ Maybe we ought to call it the direct effect of what we have done. Giving as Elsie does, until we feel it, may be wasted,_ sometimes, as men see. Are we re sponsible for the deception and wastefulness of those who receive? We are unjust to ourselves if we do not deserve, and get, the blessings promised to the giver. “And—”yet more timidly ,the crimson burning higher in her cheek —“when we recollect bow lavishly Our Master’gave, and what return He had—doesn’t it seem as if we in giving and net hoping to receive again—in any shape or manner— from our fellow creatures—are some how, made partakers with Him in doing—and in snffeing? ‘ A Life And Death Fight. Mr. W. A- Hines of Manchester, la., writing of his almost miraculous escape from death, 9ays: ‘ Exposure from measles induced serious lung trouble, which ended in Consumption I had frequent hemorrages and coughed night and day. All my doctors said I must soon die. Then 1 began to use Dr. King’s New Dis covery f o r Consumption, which completely cured me. I would not be without it even it it cost $5.Op a bottle.* Hundreds have used it on my recommendation and all say it never fails t cure T iroat, Chest and Lung troubles,” Regular siae 50c and $1.00. Trial bottles free at Mattbaci's Pharmacy, 130 N. Queen street. Mrs, Hicks—My mother-in-law likes the older boy because he looks like me and hates our little Tommy because be looks like yon. it’s too bad for Tommy. Mr. Hicks—Ob, 1 don’t know. He can sass her without being whip* pert.—Harlem Lite. HEALTH HUTTS. A physician asserts that nothing is more rniuons to the digestion than breakfasting o n half-cooked cereals. Any' cereal, according to him, ongbt to be home cooked for at least five hours. This can easily be clone oversight. Long co king al so makes the food more agreeable to the palate. In sufficient sleep is one of the crying evils of the day. The want of proper rest of the nervous system prodaces a lamentable condition, a deterioration in both body and mind. This eleepless habit is be gan even ia childhood, when the boy or girl goes to school at six or sev en jears of age. Sleep is persist ently put off, up to manhood and woomaobood. Up to twenty, one needs nine hours’ sleep, after that eight. Rooms which are to be slept in, after having beeu occupied during a whole eveniug, most be through ly ventilated before the occupant prepares for bed. Doors and win dows mast be thrown open for sev eral minutes, the gas or lamp put out, and the air completely changed, no matter bow cold it may be with out. This is the only way to obtain refreshing sleep. On going to bed, the usual ventilating arrangements should then be followed, but the great point is: To change t b e air throughly first. A physician advises patients who are affected by coffee to give it up gradually, and not all at once. He asserts that the cream in the coffiee is often the source of trouble, and recommends hot or condensed milk to be used in the coffee instead. Glorious News Comes from Dr. D- B. Cargile, of Washita, I. T. He writes: “Four bottles of Electric Bitters has cured Mrs. Brewer of scrofula, which has caused her great suffering for years. Terrible Bores would break out on her head and face, and the best doc tors cjuld give no kelp; but her cure is complete and her health is excel lent/’ This Shows what thousands have proved,—that Electric Bitters is the best blood purifier known. It’s the snpremc remedy for eczema, teter, salt rheum, ulcers, boils and running sores. It stimulates liver, kidneys and bowels, expels poisons, helps digestion builds up the strength Only 50 cents. Sold at Mattbaei’s Pharmacy. 120 N. Queen st. TIME ENOUGh. One day, Billy, that's my brother, he and Sammy Doppy was plsyin by a mud hole, and Billy said: ‘‘Now, Sammy, Us’ play we was a barn-yard; you be the pig and lie down here and woller, and I’ll be a bull and beller like everything.” And so they got down on their hands and knees and* Sammy he got in the mad snd wollered, while Bil ly bellowed like distant thunder. Bimeby Sammy he cum out muddy —you never see such a muddy little feller—and he said: “Now, you be the pig, and let me beller.’’ But Billy said: “I ain’t a very good pig ’fore din* ner,' and it will be time nuff for you to beller when yer mammie see yer close.—Scrap Book. The Appetite Of A Goat. Is envied by all poor dyspeptics whose Stomach and Liver are out of order. AH 6ucb should know that Dr. King’s New Life Pills, the wonderfni Stomach and Liver Rem edy, gives a splendid appetite, sound digestion and a regular bodily hab it that insures perfeot health and great energy. Only 25,?. at Mat tbaei’s Pharmacy, 120 N, Queen street. Admitted It Himself. A story is told of two prominent Chicago lawers who several years ago, were regarded t.s being among the brightest lawyers of the Slate, had produced for a long time. There was great rivalry between these men, and one day they were having a heated argument on the steps of the State House at Springfield. “I’ll agree to leave it to the first man *c meet,” paid one of the wrangling lawyers, fiercely. “Ail right, and that will settle it once lor all—and, here is Charlie— We’ll leave it to him.” “Charlie,” as the man spoken of approached within beariog distance, “we want you to decide who is the best lawyer in Illinois. We agree to abide by your decision.” “Well,” replied Charlie, himself an old practioner, and weli known in the capital city, UI plead guilty to being the best lawyer In the Stale myself.” “Why, Charlie, how can it be proved?’’ inquired the firet of the two Chicagoans. “You don’t have to prove it,” re plied the Springfield man; “I admit it, don’t I?” Rev, John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls, Mont., recommended Ely’s Cream Balm to me. I ecu empha size his statement. It is a positive cure for catsrah it used as directed. —Rev. Francis W. Foole, Pastor Central Presbyterian Church Hele na, Mont. Alter using Ely’s Cream Balm six weeks 1 believe ray si'll cured i crlarrh.—Joseph Stewart, Grand Ave., Buffalo, N. Y. A 10c. trial sizs or the 5()c. size of Ely’s Cream Balm will be mailed, Kept by druggists. Ely Bros, 56 Warren St., N- Y. John—You have got an awful cold Smithers. Why don’t you gc to a dector and get him to give you something for it? Smithers—Give me something for it? Mau he can bare it for nothing and welcome Tne Spanish are among the most charitable people oa earth. Without a poor tax S} anish communities ol 50,000 self eupporters feed a pauper popalation of 5s000 or more. Toilet and Wardrove. The woman who wishes to make an artistic Christmas gift to another woman wilt send her a fine hand kerchief, with the recipient’s favor ite flower worked in one corner, in stead of monogram or Initial. Mud stains on a black dress may be removed by robbing them with the ent suriace of a raw potato. Faded plush may be brightened by brushing it very lightly with a sponge dipped in chloroform. Wuen washing laces, put a little sugar into the rinsing water—never starch—and your laces will be ciisp and glossy. A little diluted lemon juice rob bed od tbe face, neck, or hands, at bedtime, wilt both bleach and soften the skin. To test soap: Shave off a small piece,'wet it and put in a hot place for several hours. If it develops a disagreeable auimal odor, it is to tally unfit for use. Father—You seem to have no idea whatever of tbe value of mon ey. Son—No idea whatever! Why, dad, I’ll bet I can mention a thou sand different way3 of spending it that you never dreamt of.’| Twelve blact cats were pu*. in a New York cold storage warehouse. At the end of six months their hair had turned white. A Scotchman, having hired him self to a farmer, had a cheese set down before him that lie might help himself. His master said to him: “Saunder, you take a long time to breakfast.’’ In troth, maUter, a cheese of this size is na sac soon eaUn as ye may thinkl" Sebastian, a big black cat, owned by a Cumberland, Md., woman, wears a diamond earring in each ear. Tbe Friends have ninety colleges in this country, with a total attend ance of 20,000 students. At Wardbury, Norway, the long est day lasts from May to July 22, without interruption. ‘•I will give you £1,000,” said nn Irishman to an old gentleman, “if you don’t stand in your own light.” “How?” “You have a daughter, and you in tend to give her £10,000 as a rnarri age portion?” “I do.” “Sir, I will take her with 19.000. Boston Traveler. -—i She—He says he loves me; yet be has only known me two days. # Her Friend—Well, perhaps that’s the reason dear.—Philadelphia N American. Flutter—Fogg paid me quite a compliment today. He said my new book was liko a bottle of cham pagne. Flitter—Dry?—Boston Trans cript. - • im - Hoax—Have you read Scribbler’a latest? Joax—Yes; it’s a good book. Hoax—Interesting eb? Joax—Not at all. Didn’t I fell you that it was a good book?— Philadolphia Record. The timber lands of the South are being rapidly purchased by North ern a nd Western synnicatcs and manufacturing companies. Mrs. Stubb—John, wbat in the world are you doing with those box iDg gloves in one Land and tbe ram* nonts of dinner in tbe other? Mr. Stubb—Maria, there is a tramp down stairs wbo says be is looking for scraps. I want to be certain which kind he means_Chi cago News. WAITED— Several Per sons for District Office Managers in this state to represent me ia their own and surrounding counties, Willing to pay yearly $600, payable weekly. Desirable employment with unusual opportunities. References exhangad. Eoclose self-addressed stamped envelope. 8. A. Park, 320 Caxton Building, Chicago. 12-2-99-4mo. He Had To Be Cautious, “Madam," said Meandering Mike’ with a low bow. “don’t ask me.” “Don’t ask you what?” asked the woman who was engaged sweeping off the back porch. “Tocut no g raes nor beat no car pets. Just gim mea piece of pie or anything that happens to be handy, and lemme go on me way." “So you’re afraid of work, are you?” • •Yis, lady, that’s what I am. I'aa honestly afra d of it. I’m lryin’to be good." “Well, so far as I can^judge yon re not making a success at it.’’ “Your eyes deceives yon, lady I’m doin fus rate. But temptation besets me. It’ all I kin do to keep iiom dragging that broom out of your hands an raisin’ aech a duat wit it dat foiks ’ud come from de house down de road to aat’ bout de torrenado. You don’t koow de el fort it takes to mcacif.’’ “Well, 111 lay the broom down on the step and watch you grab it." “I wouldn’t dast." “There isn’t anybody hypnotiz ing you, is there?” ‘So, lady. It’s de danger of phai cal culture. You know wbat ex ercise’ll do- It swells a man’s bi ceps up till bis arms looks liko a roast o’ spring lamb.’’ “Well, wbat of it?” “Lady, I’ve got sicb a bad tem per dat 1 have to look out for it constantly. I would not dare trust myself among me fellow creatures wid so much motcle.’’ CASTORZA. Baantka A H* YtStoaUsaW Baatft ^REAT SALE8 prove the great v4 merit of Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Hood’s Sarsaparilla sells because it accomplishes GREAT CURES. Try the 1MDEPENDENT. Job Wobi. of every description, plain or colors promptly done at lowest prices. POSTERS, PAMPHLETS, BILLHEADS, CIRCULARS, LETTERHEADS, SALE BILLS, Ac "SuriRM, Taste and Dispatch. ’ our motto. Call and ascertain our ratoa. ANECDOTAL LITERATURE,' Contributed to the Independent b? W. G, THE PHONOMIME. An ingenious mechanician Of A ienna, some years ago invented & new ami peculiar instrument, which be named phonomime (from the Greek phonomime, signifying to ij>i tate the human voice.) In outward appearance, the instrument resem bled a cabinet piano-forte. The tone, which was produced by means ol pipes, presented an exact similar ity to the human voice. This phonomime had four regis ters—bass, baritone, tenor and so prano. Every chord produced an effect similar to the harmony ol son orous male voices, and the hearer could scarcely persuade himself tha^ he was not listening to a fine chorus An experiment of this effect was tried in the house of a distinguished dilettante of Vienna. The instru ment and performert were placed in an apartment reparate Irom the company. The illusion was com plete. All present imagined they were listening to a chorus of excel lent singers, 'and bestowed high praise on their fine voices and ac curate execution. * BOGART* Mr. Bogart was a native of the city of Albany, where he died.at tlio early age of twecty-one years. He was studying law at the time of his disease, and gave the highest prom ise of professional reputation, lie wrote with singular rapidity, md would frequently astonish his com panions by wonderful improvisa tions. It was good naturally hint ed on one ccession that his im promptus were preparcdjbeforchand, and he was asked whether he would submit to a test oftho matter. lie promptly consented and a most dif ficult one was immediately propos ed. One of the company took up a copy of Lord Byron’s Childe, Har old, each stanza of which has nine lines. Fhe name of a distinguished and clever lady—Lydia Kane—also has nine letters. “Now,’’ said this gentleman, “I will open the poem at random, and choose a stanza and you aaall write au acrostic on tho lady’s name, each lioe of which shall end with the same word as in the stanza selected.” The stanza was this : k “And must tncy fall? the young, the proud the brave, To swell our blotted chiefs unwholesome reign? No step between submission and a grave! The rise of rapine and the fall of Spain! And doth the power that man adores or dain, Hit doom, nor heed the suppliant’s ay pealf Is all, that desperate valor acts in vain 1 And counsel sage, and patriotic seal, The veteran's skill youth’s fire, and man* hood’s heart of steal!” Bogart went to work at once, and in less than tho time of the wager—ten minutes—got off the fol lowing : “Lovely and loved, o’er the uucomiuered -brave, Your charms resistless, matchless girl shalt—relgdf Hear as the mother bolds her Infant's— greve, In love’s own region, warm, romantic— Spain! And should your fate lo courts your steps —ordain. King’s would in vain to regal pomp—ap peal, And lordly bishops kneel to yon In—vala. Nor valor’s fire, law’s power, nor church, man’s—zeal Eudure ’gainst love’s (time's up) untar nished—steel.” *** KIPPSBED. Dr. Chalmers once entertained, at bis table, a distinguished guest from Suetzerlaad, whom he asked if he would be helped to “kippered sal mon.” The foreign divine asked the meauing of “kippered,” and was told that it meant preserved. The poor man, in a public prayer soon after, offered a petition that the dis tinguished divine might long bo kippered to the Free Church of Scotland.” a ^ HE FOOEF.D THE SUH All doctors told Keoick Hamilton of West Jeffer*on, ()., alter suffer ing 18 tnootba from Iteclal Fistula, be would die unless a costly opera tion was performed; but b e cured himself with five boxes of Bucklen’s Arnica Salve, the surest Pile cure ou Earth, and tbe best Salve in tbe World. So cents a box. Sold at Mattbaci’s Pharmacy. De»tfny is God's sun ripening tbe harvest oi our sorrowing. lu Europe, Asia, Afiica, Austral ia sod America, tbe five great couti neuts, Sbaker medicines are being used by suffering humanity for lb* core of aickneas and disease. Never was there such a universal demand never such wonderful re sults. Shaker Digestive Cordis! make* 5 a cure for indigestion, is prepared ' * from barbs and roots, and is a nat ural remedy, which cures by aiding nature and not by fighting her. Shaker Digestive Cordial makes' those faf, who have become thin by not digesting tlieir fo d. It restores the apirjia and the ap petite of those who are dejected and fagged out from wearing effects «>f indigestion. It relieves the 8>mptoxs of tfis— peps*?, ami. after using for a reason able time, finally cures the com plaint. S<ld «■* druggists. Tiial bo tils 10 cents. v '