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THAT BbY OF MINE. In babyland to shine, And yet the neighbors all admire That little boy of mine. Like many other baby boys He dearly lores a row, n'. r^And oft ,1 wish he'd stop his noise,' His chubby little hands In pure'and perfect innocence '":Ui ry He looks almost divine— •The sweetest gift of .Provideuce "\i'* tlre And smooth his troubled brow. But^ when his little eyes'are dry— Where tiny sparkles shine— The wealth of Klondike would not buy. That little boy of mine. His faults are few—if faults they be— I tell them iu a joke To visitors, but generally Feel sorry that I spoke. For ere they have a chance to lftiigh ^His grandma cries, "Why, Joe, You used to make more noise by half Some thirty years ago." Then as we lay him down to rest, In childhood's snowy bands, And fold upon his little breast 7'/ Is that wee boy of mine, —Chicago Record. A'*1..:' Prank's Football Fatality A trim little figure In a fall suit or moss-green with a bewitching little toque of cerise silk on ber fair bair bad come In at the gate—was ascending the steps. Miss Denslow fluttered to the hall door. "Come lu!" she cried hospitably. "Thank you, no. I just brought a few flowers for the poor young -gentleman". Will you give them to him with my sympathy?" g|e smiled—disappeared. And Frank Harland found himself holding a mass of scarlet geraniums and delicate ferns. The next morning it was a little bunch of late violets—tlie day after a bouquet of fragrant heliotrope. But despite her dainty floral gifts.the young music teacher never came in. "Ask her," Frank -would" ebtrcat. "Tell her I wish to thank her." 'ft have, my dear," his aunt would cry in despair. "Here, you're getting fever ish"again. You'll have a relapse. I can't think what's doming over youj' The days did not drag now—at least not until,after Isola had passed. Then there was the afternoon to watch for when she came home. A delightful ani mation thrilled the convalescent ath lete. Once she had met his eyes—and blushed. The next tlmo she smiled. Finally—ecstatic day! she bowed. But there came a day—one glorious, copper-colored October day when Frank's aunt got a shoclt which left ber breathless—and Isola Ray got another. This Is the way it came about: Twitter ing old Miss Ucnslow, swooping In on her beloved patient with a tray of deli cacies, almost dropped the tray at sight of ber tall nephew, erect, smiling, clothed in his ordinary habiliments. "It's all right," he assured her. "I couldn't play 111 one day longer—not an hour! To stay Indoors with that sky, that sun, that breeze! It would be criminal. Here, I'll drink your broth, auntie. I'm only going for a short walk." It was a short walk. It was only as far as the house with the flower-Ailed windows across the street. It was Isola Ray herself—Isola, In a Quakerish little gray house gown, that matched her eyes, and a fetching little apron of ruffled lawn, who opened the door to him. "You!" she stammered. She grew quite white. "Why—you "I'm not a ghost," he assured, her, smiling. "My name Is Frank Harland. I've come to thank you for all those exquisite flowers. Won't you ask cie In?" "But I—but my—iny friend said that you—you were crippled for life! And I thought—I thought—" "ffow, isola Ray!" protested a pliln- tows*. f«*| fijOT might be worse, Frauk, deal II consoled the rosy little aunt. "It uitghtl" admitted Frank, ploomllj.. "It's a pleasant street to look out,on If It Is quiet,'* slie.added. It,, was a pleasant street tliey were looking'out on then from the window (of UlcMlttle Olfl-fdshloneil house with Ito-flnttertog-dimtty curtains nnd bright brass doorbell. It Is tucked awa pie.Wsst SJile. Jt Is notfaiororttimftwo (Mocks In length.- The fhouses arc' de tached and have quite an air of exclu •lrenegi. Two long green grass plats run down (he center of'the street, nnd between tliem a jolly little fountain goes forever— Leaping toward the sun-heart to be warmer. Then recoiling in a tremble from the too much light above. But despite the pleasant a: ct of the place and his aunt's adoring miuistra- A- IT WAS ISOLA KAY IttcngEI.r. Hons, Frank Borland found the days dragged^ To have been hurt In foot ball—In a practice game at that! To be obliged to leave the team and cuddle down and keep still like a naughty.child who is doing penance In the corner! Worst of all, to be even temporarily de barred from the youthful companion ship In which he so delighted—it was deuced hard—It was,disgusting! "Now that you're sitting up you'll be out in no time,-' bis aunt assured him .cheerily.. "Now," it's time for your nourishment. Eh, my dear?" "Who Is she?" cried the young fellow. He had caught her arm suddenly. "Yes —there! Coming out of* the opposite lionse. She passes here every day. See —out of that house with all the beauti ful flowers'in the windows!" "She? O, her name Is Isola Ray!" "Isola Bay!" he repeated. His dark poetic young face.lit up. "What a de licious name!" "She has been away at boardiug schoot, She graduated this summer. She is giving music lessons. They say she is bright. She's a relative of the old people over there. Why—she is coming in here!" rue mfstreu of tb^house came ®*s rosy as the summer sky ,j :c At dawning of the day Hla little "goo-goo's" signify .. things that he would say. He's innocent of all desire up to the ball. "I thought ydu nskcil N.*V VS. L. BTBONO. 'when me tibout tbe sick gentleman at the window that you meant old Mr. Benham, who lives at 33.- He's been all •but bedridden for years. I did not know you meant Miss Denslow's nephew. Come lu, Mr. Hnrland." Never was invitation accepted with more alacrity. That wasn't the only time Frank entered the -flowcr-fllled 'parlor—ah, not by mauy! "A year ago," he says to-day, and sighs. "Now I know the dire effects of a foot-ball fatality. Ami when his friends question him, he just glances at glittering stone on a white linger—and attempts explana tion. But his fiancee stops him. And they both laugh. Which, after nil, Is the only thing to do when oue is happy.— Chicago Tribune. HOW THE ANIMALS SLEEP, Koch Species Has a Different Mode of Taking Needed Rcat Dr. Louis Itobinson tells us how vari ous animals sleep. "The chimpanzee, as far as I havejbeen able to ascertain," says the writer, "uever sleeps upon Its back, Its favorite position being upon Its side with one nrni under. Its head. In this respect It restuibles children of from 4 to 10 years of age. Tlie only gorilla which I have had an opportunity of observing also apparently preferred this attitude, but occasionally seemed to sleep comfortably In a crouching po sition, with its head bowed down be tween Its knees. Tills latter attitude appears to be the one adopted by near ly all the lower monkeys. "When turned out at pasture all horses except iliose which arc crippled by disease or Injury lie down at night with their legs folded beneath their bodies. Some of the short-limbed nnd thick-jointcd animals, sucli as the ele phant, hippopotamus and rhinoceros, find a diffletilt.V' In bending their legs under them after the manner of their more slender kindred. ,Hence they sleep upon their sides, in a itiglike atti tude. ''Bears, as far as I have beSu able to Observe, have 110 characteristic sleep ing attitude, for you see them lying in all sorts 6t grotesque positions, as if they found oine quite as comfortable as another. Indeed, a "well-favored bear, covered with a good layer of fat and a thick coat of, fur, may be said to carry his bed about with him, nuil any part of his skin will serve either for mat tress or coverlet, as occasion .arises. Nevertheless, the bear, when sound asleep, tends to curl himself up, with his nose and paws Inward, nnd this Is probably the attitude which in cold climates he adopts when hibcrpatlng in his den during the winter senson. "Knngaroos also appear to be quite indifferent as to the position of their .bodies during sleep. Any sunny after noon at the zoological gardens you may sec them sprawling on the straw Iu all Imaginable attitudes. The only things they seem -to-demand In order to be perfectly comfortable are reasonable warmth and plenty of elbow room."— Pearson's Magazine. WILLIAM L. STRONG. Last Mayor of New York City Before the Consolidation. The death at his home iu New York of William L. Strong, ex-Mayor of tli4t city, removes a man wiio stood high in the business, financial and polit ical life of the me tropolis. Mr. Strong was born in Ohio in 1827. At the a^e of 3 lie was left an orphan and was thrown upon his own resources. He worked In different dry goods establish ments {ind while still a young unm removed to New York. In 1870 he started in business for himself, and the firm which he founded grew to be one of the most prosperous nnd successful lu the country. He also Interested him self in banking and became president of the Central National Bank. Mr. Strong took 1m active Interest 111 politics and was one of the leaders In the "reform" movement In New York In 1894 and was elected Mayor on the Republican-Citizens' Union ticket that year. He was the last Mayor of the old city "of New York before consolida tion with Brooklyn and other boroughs composing the present city of New York. Mr.'Strong nt the .time of his death was connected with several prominent business concerns and was a member of numerous clubs. V' His Greed Was Too Great. A prominent Barton County farmer was made the victim of a smooth, al though by no means new,.'swindle re cently, through which he was worked for $375. Several weeks ago a man claiming to be real estate dealer ap proached the farmer with a proposition for the purchase of his liind. An offer of $50 was paid down to'biml the bar pain, the "purchaser" giving a Carthage nddress on his departure. {Some days .^• afterward another farmsecker came Wlong and offered $63 an acrc for the same land. Of course, the owner wanted to sell to the second man at the higher figure, although he had tied himself in a pre vious contract. So he Wrote the 'Carthage" dealer with reference to a cancellation "of his contract, and after some dickering succeeded In persuad ing the latter to accept $400 in cash in lieu of the privilege of buying at the $50 rate. Then he was ready for the $85 man. But strangely eijough he had disappeared, and so, It. was shortly af-~ terward discovered, had purchaser No. 1. Then the farmer began to appre ciate that he had been swindled. He at once began a hot search for the artists who had separated him from his cash, but, of course, their apprehension, to say nothing of the recovery of any of the money, la well-dight hopeless.— Kansas City Journal. 7 The Sho^. Hereupon I ventured to reason wtlh woman. "Your conventional immunities," I urged, "are not compatable with the new possibilities which you seek to as sume! There Is where the shoe pinch es!" The worann gave me a withering look. "Pinches!" she exclaimed most scorn fully "It's a mile too big! I could weaf two sizes smaller!" Oh, what a futile thing mere logic seemed now!—Betroit Journal. About the only difference between laughing and crying is that laughing draws the corners of the mouth up and crying pulls them down. As soon as a man discovers a new thing good to eat, the women make the discovery that it can be fried. Many a black hat Is an example of darkness tb«t nay be fe|t.-- THE THANKSGIVING PUMPKIN. .c" stored. When the care-wearied iimrf Keeks his moth er once more, And the worn matron smiles where the girl smiled before. What moistens the Up, what brightens the eye, That calls back' the past, like the rlert pumpkin pie? O, fruit loved of boyhood the old days re calling When wood grapes were purpling and brown nuts were falling When wild, ugh* faces-we carved lu Us skin, Glaring out through the dark with a can dle with lu! When we laughed rouud the cornheap, with hearts nil lu tune, Our chair a broad pumpkiu, our lantern the moon. Telling tales of the fairy who traveled like steam In a pumpkin-shell conch, with two rats for her team! Then, thanks for thy present!—none sweet er or better E'er smoked from an oven or circled a platter! Fairer hands never wrought at a pastry more fine, Brighter eyes never watched o'er Its baking than thine! And the prayer which my mouth Is too full to express. Swells my heart that thy shadow may never grow lesf, That the days of thy lot may be lengthened belo-v. And the fnme of thy work like pumpkin vine grow. Aud thy life be as sweet, and Its Inst sun set sky Golden-tinted and fair as Uiy own pumpkin pie! —John Greeutenf WbUtier. THE THANKSGIVING FESTIVAL. As a RcBUlat* National Holiday It Is Distinctly Amcricun* HANKSGIV1NG a* a regular uutional holiday is distinctive ly Auiericau. Yet there have been Mi/ Vf ninny festivals in the past that might serve us its forerunner. \J\ Anions tho Jews there was the very ancient festival of the Tabernacles, or the feast of the in gathering. It occurred from the latter part of September to the uiiddle of Octo ber, lasting eight days at a. time. It was the feast of rejoicing after the harvest* ing of the crops, when the great work of the year was done. The same idea has prevailed in almost nil nations. Oreeet^had its Elusiuiun mysteries, last ing nine days in September, being held in huuor of Ucmetcr. the goddess of crops nnd plenty. The Romans, too, celebrat ed a festival in honor of Ceres, who was tho Uoman Demeter. This took place early in October. When I he harvests had been brought in the people of England gathered to celebrate the Harvest Home, a festival ot which there was iiiuck jol lity and rejoicing. Tho first Thanksgiving America was .probably that held by the Pilgrim* in the fall of 1021 when Gov. Bradford sont a party out to secure game that a feast might bo observed. The colonists had seen the fir^t fruits of their sowing, and' although the results were nothing great, yet they were enough to make them thankful and far better than they might have been. The hunters went nut and bagged great quantities of Iturkeys anl other game, enough, says one of the eoK onists, to last them a week. Mnssasiof, who had been a good friend to the set tlers, came into the feast with uinety of his followers and they were royally en tertained for three iys. Besides the feasting, there were trials of their skill with the riHe nnd general jollity. Off and on the autumn eclebratious were held by the colonists for many years. It did not become a regular custom to fix day for Thanksgiving until 1803. when a pres idential proclamation \Vn& issued calling upon the nation to offer up prayers and thank?). Kvcr since that time, each au tumn has seen the return, of the custom and it has couie to be observed through out the natiou. It is a day of rejoicing It is pre-eminently, ttho day wheu family ties are strengthened. The family is the foundation of national greatness and cousenuenlly the 'country is fat stronger because or the observance of this day. Mt is a day, when, as far aa possible, rare is banished from the mind The spirit of humauity ,is abroad and the poor aud. needy are helped to happiness by those who are more fortunatelv situ ated. In New Eugland the/day is associated with the great old-fashioned house with blazing hearths, armiud which the mem bers of the family gather and listen to strange alid thrilling tales after dinner. Different congregations moot iu their re spective churches and*offer up praise aiid tluiuks for the bounties of the year. Con tributions are taken up for the poor Talks nre given that, are calculated to inspire the listeners to greater effort iu the future. No doubt the most wholesome custom of Thanksgiving is ,the gatheriug of the members of a family about common board and their participation iii common pleasures. Nothing in the world so erases care, so soothes down trifling differences and petty feelings of resentment than this sort of reunion. Especially is this true if there are a number of young peo ple, for then the elders put themselves about to make the children have a good time. There are games of blind man's buff and bide qud seek, nnjl ghosts, in the attic that are the source of niingled wonder and fear to young hearts. There is such romping,as the old house has not known for many a day, and Its balls re sound with the shouts and peals of mer ry laughter. Then there is the mighty dinner without which Thanksgiving is not a success. The lo.ug, stroug table is loaded down until it groans with the weight of the smoking turkeys, the great dishes of potatoes, squash, cranberries and a score of other delectable things. There follow pumpkin and mince pies and fruit and candy aud delicacies that can scarcely be named for uuinber. Then stories are told or read, and there is sing ing nnd playing by those who are gifted in musical way. Surely the world is better after so much of rejoicing aud freodotn from care. Prophetic. CSOOD un Thaiiksglviug Day, wheu from 13ast and from West, From North aud from South come the pilgrim and guest, When the grnydmlr ed New England er sees round hla honrd The old broken links of reflection re- it LET*GOOD* riOB/TJON' WAIT-OH•APPE.TJTEiAND- HXA-lsTJ* ON BOTH ORIGIN OF THANKSGIVING DAY. Why American People Observe the Custom witlrSuch Fervor* Far back iu 1001, when our great coun try was but a tiny baby in its -English long clothes, it happened that there, was a greut scarcity of food i\nd the little col ony settled on Massachusetts bay found themselves threatened with a famine. The prospect grew darker and darker, the hearts of the poop!o. brave as they were, were filled with anxiety, and they knew not which way to turn. Finally, feeling that (»od alone could help theiu, a special day was appointed for fasting and prayer. But before it cauie'the long expected lmat containing an abundance of provisions made its appearance aud the day of fasting and prayer was trans formed into oue of good dinners and hearty thanksgiving. This is the first general'Thanksgiving of which we have any record, )Jut by no means the last, for fronutliat day to this successive governors and presidents have set apart ntany different days for special thanksgiving for some propitious event in State or country. After the Revolu tionary War was successfully ended Washington appointed one which was universally observed with the greatest rejoicing, as we may well-believe, and lif ter our-owu sad war of the rebellion was nearly over. President IJncolu proclaim ed another, and though many hearts were full of sorrow there was a great deal to lie thankful fur. Tor more than 100 years the States of New England have set apart a day in the autumn for giving thanks to Wod for the many blessings of the year. It grad ually came to seem a very pleasant, ap propriate chistom aiid one State after an other adopted it. until for several years past the President has issued a proclama tion for a day of public thanksgiving throughout the Union—usually the last Thursday in November* It is now a legal holiday, so that' rich and poor alike can spend it as they will It is a great day for family reunions and great dinners, where roast turkey, pumpkin pie and the like are alway« to be expected. Boys and girls anticipate its coining and welcome it with delight, for who in all the wide, wide world have more to be thankful for than the young folks of America?— Teacher's World. Since the Civil War. It was uot until President Liucoln's time that the custom of issuing a Thanksgiving day proclamation by the President of the United States was inau gurated, although on two previous occa sions of a special character proclama tions had beeu issued. The circumstances under which Liucoln's first proclamation was made were in a sense fully as mo mentous as were those under which that of Gov. Bradford was issued. Wearied with interucciue strife, the American untion, which hud sprung fronj a handful of colonists at that early period of its history to a natiou powerful enough to put 2,000,000 troops in the field, was about to end thc'motft painful and bitter war of all history. The conflict was uot quite over, but the result was a foregone conclusion, owing to the fact that the Sputh vos uuable to further proloug it, and the feeling of joy at this fact was almost indescribable. It was, therefore, with a practically unauimous feeling of thankfulness that the nation in 1SU4 wel comed the President's timely suggestion, and, in spite of the tnahy sad gaps in the family circles, united to celebrate the oc casion nuj a feeling of profouud satis faction reigned. Since these two memorable proclama tions were issued there have been many others of note. A year later the darkest episode in our annals had closed, and, although the shadow of a murtyred Pres ident somewhat marred tho "full joyful neSs of the occasion, the nation was agaiu profoundly stirred .to the uttering of deep and heartfelt thanks. The swords had been turned into pruniug hooks and the battle charger neighed peacefully in the pasture, while the blue and gray clasped hands once more over the bloody chasm which had rent the nutiou in twain. Comiug ctoU cast their shadows bo- We want not time, but diligence, tor fore* •,*v- 5 great performances.—Samuel JobasoA* "'junh' as of 5 mem f@ a aw® c£v SOLILOQUY BY A GOBBLER. lie Uejcrcts tile Football Hutclico* of Thanksgiving. A gobbler, whose beauty of figure and stately demeanor had saved him.from the headsinau's .b'lock for lo! these iuany years, ouce upon a time on Tliauksgiving day stood up on the top rail of a back yard feuce when he beheld in the dis tance a gayly decorated tallyho. It was loaded with young men who. had chrysan themums as boutouniers and ribbons of variegated colors aud assorted lots lo make glad the heart of the shopper oti bargain day. The wise bird deliberately scratched his head until his curiosity was aroused, and then showing unwonted energy he follow ed the procession. Keeping well hidden behind kindly disposed fences he at last reached the inelosure where the game was to take place. A delightful perch was found in a neighboring tree and soou the gladiators came forth to combat. Wheu ohe after another they were carried wounded and bleeding from the gridiron arena the tender-hearted bird, who.hud escaped when his brethren had given up their lives for the cause of hu manity and a proper observance of the day of blessing and rejob-ius, slowly l:e gitu to soliloquize in this manner: "I always tiought it needless cruelty for mankind to wage war on my race on the day appointed by the President fur feastiug. but bless me! I would rather be hung, drawn and quartered than to run after that ball those fellows are tight iug over. I have heard of a society for the prevention of cruelty and I aui con vinced that a field for usefulness is open right here. •The human race is thoughtless of the suffering it inflicts on inferior life, but it is apparently as regardless of human pain nnd agony. For me. would rather be a dead turkey on Thanksgiving day than a live football player." How lo Dress tho Tuble If one expec ts to give a Tliauksgiving dinner, tinted autumn leaves should be gathered,' waxed aud pressed with a warm irou. Nothing is more beuutiful for decorating a Thanksgiving diuner ta ble than the brilliant, varicolored leaves arranged in designs or strewn carelessly over the snowy linen. A centerpiece of any red autumn berries and glossy wated autumn leaves is very effective. A Try Intf Question. If turkeys were tnll os telegraph poles. Aud ten times broader nnd fatter Wbo'd do the curving To keep us from starving, Amtovluit could we si* for a platter'' —Youth's Companion. THEN AND NOW. -vonrS! "So, when red men trod The unbroken forest—crowned \.l, B'onui'ng plume from eagle's wlug lheir happy hunting ground Iwas where the. Atlantic's waters rolled. And 'neath the tossing pine The Pilgrim fathers gathered lu l'rultngc of tree and vine. They hunted for the mammoth bird— 1 urkey—tThauksgiving's pride), Aud dried the ears of ta^selled corn, With golden inaixe beside: A'jd in ttie open, wild and free, I hey sang a hymn of praise This was the tfrst Thanksgiving feast, Our best of holidays. Today 'tis mother spreads the fenst Before our gladsome eyes Turkey, jHHes, red aud white, Hoth mince and pumpkin pies And young and old crack Jokes and nuts The cranberry, beside: Play tag. and sleigh and coast down hill. Pleasure the hours divide. Moccaslned feet no lunger tread ,• Lake Krle'» lovely shores. No more the-bison swiftly tlee3 .V The dip of ltidinu oars. The frail canoe, the tosslug pine, The Indhwi tepee Are gone today, we gather 'neath, The bauner ot the free. —Cleveland Leader. Figures that Show the Capacity of the American People. O only one family in ev ery half dozen a hank sgiving Day, over 2,000. 090 turkeys will be required to go a turkeys are sent flying north, cast, south and west, to all parts of the United States, in refrigerator cars. Each of these cars will hold about 1,000 birds if packed closely in barrels, so that at least 2,000 cars are required for transporting turkeys to their destination. If placed end to end, a line of these curs would be over twelve miles long. Figuratively, therefore, a solid phuiaux of turkey twelve miles long, five feet wide and six feet high rushes along in search of hungry diners. Nearly as many men as there are turkeys are re quired to handle this immense amount of poultry, and the cubic contents of the mass is very nearly a foot to each bird, or, more accurately, 1,900,800 feet. If piled together iu the same proportion, these turkeys would make a column eight times as high as the Washington monu ment, aud a pyramid made of them would look well beside the ancient piles of Egypt. They would probably weigh up ward of 15,000,000 pounds. To kill a few million turkeys and ship them a thousand miles to market is no light task, and the old-fashioned methods of handling and marketing have had to give way to uewer aud more elaborate arraugemeuts. The great majority of the turkeys con sumed by the American people are pick ed up ou the poultry farms by buyers who give their whole time to this work. They arc gathered at the nearest statlous and shipped in carload lots to the poultry factory which the buyer represents. The use of tho word factory in connection with poultry is apt to convey a peculiar idea, but in this case it refers only to a shed-like structure, half open on the sides, iu which the birds arc prepared for market. The birds are stored in a big shed from which a narrow passageway, just wide euough to admit them in single file, lends to the factory proper. A driver stationed among the birds keeps a steady linf traveling along this chute and prevent.!' them from becoming wedged in by crowd ing. At the end of the passage, where it opens into the factory, stands a man who holds iu one hand a sharp knife that looks like a diminutive ice pick. As each bird marches through it is seized by this man, who quickly dispatches it by single blow on the head. He throws the dead birds in a heap at his side, and thence they are carted away to the calding room. Prom the scalding tanks the birds travel on to another room, where deft bauds and plenty of cold run ning water thoroughly cleanse them. Next they are laid out on long blocks of ice until thoroughly cooled,- when they are packed with ice in barrels the bar rels are covered with ordinary bagging, and as soon as weighed me rcudy for shipping. Though this is the ordinary proceeding, the turkeys which travel, to quick mar kets are sometimes dry picked and do not pass through the smidiug tanks at all. Under this treatment they will keep longer, without-icing, than when they have been scalded. From the factory the dressed turkeys are shipped in refrigerator cars to their destiuatiou in the big cities. Some idea of the extent of the trade in dressed poul try may be gained from the -statement that for the eight or ten weeks of the holiday season the receipts in New York City alone run as high as 30,000 cases per week. Each case or barrel contuiu* about 200 pouuds. so that this means something like 0,000,000 pounds of poul try per week. When one comes to mul tiply this by the number of big cities, he realizes how capacious is the American man for such delicacies as these.V. An Opinion Indorsed.* ''What folks orter db," said the old col ored man, "is ter try ter gib eberybody nroun' 'em some 'scuse fob bein' thank" ful." Yes," cried Erastus Piakloy, with em phasis "da's whut dey orter 'stid o' buy in' new locks foh dab chicken coops."— Washington Star. A Redeeming Feature. "It is certainly a terrible thiug," mused the turkey, as it saw the farmer ap proaching with his ax, "to be cut off like this in my prime. But after all death has its compensations. At least shall hear no more Thanksgiving jokes about getting it iu the neck."—New York Jour* ml. A The Dinners Thoy H«tl, |f||| Tommy—1 had to go to bed for three days after our Thnnksgiriug dinner. Johnny—Huh! 1 had to take six kinds of medicine after ours.-New York Truth. The Day Betbre Thanksgiving-. Parrot (to turkey)—Boast uot 'of the morrow, for no man knowcth what fl day may bring forth. HORROR OF THANKSOIVING—WAITING FOR SEC)ND TABLE. LARGIIST OF ALL DIAMONDS. Weighed Nearly Half a Pound While (Jncutr and Is of the F*rat Water. No single object exhibited at the Paris exposition oven remotely ap proaches In value the gleaming •'Ju bilee" diamond, as It has been called In commemoration of the jubilee of the reign of the Queen of Kugland. It is a diamond of the first water and of a beauty aud size that leave anything known heretofore far behind. This largest and most costly of all diamonds weighs In its present shape 239 carats, while the next largest, the "Orloff," crowuiug the Russian imperial sceptre, weighs bnt 104V6 carats. Also as re gards whiteness aud tire, as well as lu the wonderful perfection of its cut, the "Jubilee" excels all Its rivals. For the time being this Gollatli among precious stones Is still owned by a syndicate of capitalists counected with the Jagersfoitteiu mine, in which it was foitud. With regard to the price oue can hardly speak about that until the stone has been soldj an event which is doubtless not goiug to take place in a hurry, for the guard stationed by the showcase containing the sparkling gem gave its value at S.non.ooo fraucs. whether correctly or not is hard to say. Only one thing seems assured, namely, that the stone shown to the admiring crowds in the pnlais on the Ksplnuade des luvali.des is paste, while Its original is kept somewhere in secure custody. This gem was found on June 30,1893, Jagersfoutein, in the Orange Free state. The stone was picked up by a native while he was loading a truck, and although a white overseer was standing near bint he managed to se crete it, and kept it on his person for some time. In this case, however, it did not appear that he proposed stealing the geiu. but only wished to deliver it personally to the tnauager. This be did, and as a bouus he received £150 and a horse, saddle and bridle. The diamond weighed iu the rough exactly 97194 carats, or about 7 1-10 ounces avoirdu pois. T'ufortuuately it had a black spot about the middle, but it was so placed as to allow the stone being cut into two with the spot falling out. at CARLOADS OF TURKEYS. GOOD LOOKS A HINDRANCE. Women of Hutncly Exterior Succeed Best in Btieines* Pursuits. As a class, women regard good looks ns their most valuable asset iu life, yet If they are to engage in business thev find that beauty is a handicap they can not easily overcome. A few years ago, when woman begau to euter business life iu considerable uuuibers, a hand some face was esteemed a great ad vantage. To-day tho reverse Is true. Those still youthful can remember dis tinctly when it was next to impossible for a homely girl to get a situation. Wood looks were insisted upon in type writers and stenographers, and mer chants were then under the impression that pretty clerks brought trade. It took some time to explode that idea. The pretty clerks certainly attracted crowds to their counters, but they were crowds of dudes aud loafers, who would buy a r»-cent paper of pins and then flirt away three or four dollars' worth of time, while the women, who consti tute four-fifths of the patrons of all retail houses, had a strong aversion to being waited upon by a professional beauty. Moreover, no dependence was to be placed in the clerks themselves. The handsomest girls were pretty sure to be valu and "touchy," aud when oue proved really valuable she was morally certain to get married at the very time her Services were most needed. So prac tical men began to see that pretty cierkg did not pay, as a cold business proposi tion. and the same discovery was pres ently made at the offices. Typewriting belles made more trouble than they were, worth. They demoralized their fellow-employes and created uo end of Jealousy and bitterness and friction. In mauy eases, perhaps iu most, the poor girl wasu't in the least to blauie. She couldn't help being good to look nt. and was probably trying her best to attend to ber own affairs, but the idiotic men wouldn't let her. However, results are the ouly thiugs that couut in business nowadays, and a few years ago a big •eactlon against beauty set iu. and now pretty faces are at a discount. Could Nut Be Photographed. Wheu Miss Helen Could visited the tenth auuual convention of the rail road department of the Young Men's Christian AsMM/iatioa -'it Philadelphia the newspaper artists -were boyud to sketch her as she appeared at the re ception. To this Miss Would objected trenuously. but the artists were not routed until the railroad men threat ened lo demolish the photographers* expensive cameras and tear up the art ists' cardboards. A score of newspa per photographers and artists appeared nt the Y. M. C. A. building early nnd were informed that they could not en ter with their maehiues. A dozen burly railroad men were ap pointed to smash all cameras found In side the bulldlug and tear up all art ists materials. The picture meu theu waited outside. When Miss Gould ar rived with Mrs. Sage a flank move ment was made and their carriage was driven around to a side entrance. The men of pictures rushed to the side door, but upou arriving there found the women surrounded by over fifty tall men, who formed a bodyguard clear into the building, shutting I he cameras out completely. In the crush to close out the picture men Miss (lould and Mrs. Sage were almost crushed themselves. They seemed amazed at the excitement at first, but soon learned the cause and helped to deprive the picture men of snap shots. On Wheels. Not ouly Is the bicycle in Cathay a fact, but the Corcaus have taken to wheeling. Consul General Alleu re ports that two ex-cabluet ministers may be seeu on the streets of Seoul ou wheels, gettiug more pleasure out of their machines than they ever got out of their ofticcs. The consul general there thinks there is a good field in Corea for American bicycles, which al ready constitute a majority of those owned in that country. A Celebrated King. Once, after exposing tho ridiculous blunders of the editor of certain old plays, James ltussell Lowell concluded with the remark: "In point of fact, we must apply to this gentleman the name of the first king of Spartn." No one remembered, of course, what this was, but when they looked it up they found It was Eudamldas. India Rubber Nails. I Iudla rubber nails are a novelty in Germany. They are used in places where metallic nails would be HabTe-to corrode. We all know that some people are so worthless that they need an old fash ioned whipping, but uo one dares say BO. It is now positively known, after vears of experimenting, that "wishing" does no good. "ML" DOWIE, OF ZION. CHICAGO'S FAITH-HEALER AND PREACHER. In Ten Tear* He Has Accumulated $5|000»000 and Built Up a Church with 50|000 Members— Bis Per •onality* This is the story of a man who went to Chicago ten years ago wltlra wife, two children aud no money,'and who Is now worth .$5,000,000, is at the head of a church lie founded, which has 50,000 members, is the proprietor of several hospitals, the president ot a college and of a bank, owns a faith-healing hotel, and the greatest city of religion plan ned since the Mormons set oue on the shores of Salt Lake. Some time ago he left Chicago in a private car with his retainers for a trip through Europe ami the Holy Land. He traveled In stale like au Eastern poten tate, and weeping subjects followed him to the train and to the steamer. He controls millions of dollars and thou sands of minds. He has a larger per sonal following than any other man in Chicago. He has no machine'! He is the machine. The mvsterv of it all is: "How?" Hundreds of explanations have beeu offered. He has been called au Im postor and. a charlatan, and he has been called a divine messenger. He is of the latter opinion himself. ICvery man lu Chicago knows who this man is. He Is John Alexander Dowle, and his Institu tion Is Zlon. But here the knowledge of a great mauy persons stops. They have read about Zion lu connection with faith-healing and as an experi ment in socialism, and have beard of the workings of the church through the troubles Into which the disciples have JOBX ALEXANDER DOWIB. got themselves. They have beeu mobbed in Hammond, 1ml.. and Mans field, Ohio, and in Chicago. Sensa tional stories have been told about them. Their methods have been harshly criticised. They have been subjected to many forms of persecution. Their leader has been held up to scorn, has beeu dragged into the courts In civil and crimiual proceedings, and has been characterized as Chicago's worst enemy. His life and the lives of his closest advisers have been searched for evidences of wrong-doing. When these have been found they have been scattered broadcast. It has lasted ten years, and iu that time, in the face of many crusades against him by ministers of the gospel, by the press, the medical profession, State and city officials and a large sec tion of the people, Zion has grown from 200 persons to 50,000 its wealth from $20 to mony millions. Those who know Zion know, too, that Dowle is Ziou. He thought out the plan years ago, and has given his life to the perfection of ft. No man Iu Chi cago to-day has a stauncher personal following than he. He is alone respon sible for the thiug that has made men say that a feudal system as strict as that of the Middle Ages is alive in Chi cago uow. F^i Picture of Dotvic. This is Dowie: He is 55 years old. His beard and hair are white. He Is strongly put together, and always looks as if iu perfect health. His step is light, his eyes clear, aud his voice is as the voice of a dozen meu. He is well edu cated. He has had tbs training of a Congregational iniuister. and has beeu a minister in th.' church. He has a style of his own, both in the pulpit and in his literary work. He wastes no words. He is uuconventional in his choice of words, and just as unconven tional In his delivery. He calls names from his puip'.t—sometimes uciy names —aud he rides roughshod over the feel ings of his cotigiegations. He abuses them when he thinks they need It. and he wheedles when he believes Uiat Is the best course. Ills people love him better than they love their homes and their families, and mauy of theni have left both to follow him. He has magnetism. He calls himself "the fighter of the devil." He also fights secret societies, the use of to bacco and alcohol, the medical profes sion the press and the habit of eatiug pork. He fights them all in bis own way. Wheu lie is uot busy with them he is working with his faith-healing or pianniug aud carrying out his business enterprises. He weut to a theological seminary Edinburgh, aud then to Syduey, New South Wales. It was lu rhe seminary where he was studying the principles of Congregationalism that he first found the faith-healing theory. While reading his Bible he made up his uilnd that Christ menat to vure the body as well ns the soul, aud that prayer, ac companied by the laying ou of hands, would do what was required. He kept his belief to himself. He had stomach trouble aud was going to die. The doc tors could do nothing for him. He read the Bible all one night, prayed for a cure and was cured. That Is, he says so. Narrow Escape. Yunker—Did I ever tell you about that narrow escape I had from a hotel fire% while I was in New York? Eldster—Naw. "It was the narrowest escape I ever went through. The check from Uncle John arrived while the landlord was talking of seudiug for a policeman."— Indiauapolis Press. Different Sorts of Baldness. He—You don't mean to tell me you are going to marry that old bald-head ed professor? She—He Is rather bald, but think how mauy young men of to-day are bald on the Inside of their heads!—Stray Sto ries. j- A Good System. Mr. Meddergrass—Hi Slocum sent ten dollars to a feller iu New York to flnil out bow to win at roulette. Mr. Foddershack—What did the feller say? Mr. Meddergrass—Said to "run the game yourself."—Baltimore American. Many people impress you as having the life worked out of them, while oth ers Impress vou as bcijif 1" need of aomething to do. •'-i