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SLEEPY MANILA rLi' tr^c THE CONCEITED COIN8. "I'm just as good as silverl" The Nickel proudly cried ,4The head of Madam Liberty Is stamped upon my side. dS. am as white and shining :*i As any dime can be— He needn't put on any airs, I'm twice as thick as he!" 'Tm every bit as good as gold!1 The Penny blustered loud M/That tiny, thin, gold doll a- Vor Bellalrs, for her benefit, recounted the history of Demon Dandy's ex ploits. When he had finished the harrowing recital with a thrilling account of how Demon bad beselged a stableman in the loft for a space of twelve hours, and bow he had kicked two loose boxes Into matchwood In the same space ot time, Diana Huntingdon lifted ber glo rious dark eyes to his. "I think I should like to buy that horse," she said. "My dear Diana," expostulated ber brother. "Don't think ot It," said Mr. Bellalrs. Diana had a will of ber own. This slight but ill-timed opposition called It Into life. "I'm sure I should like to buy that hone," sbe reiterated, with a rising color. More opposition followed from the men. Her brother-grew angry at the idea, While Bellalrs, who would blmselt mount and ride anything between buck-Jumper and a zebra, grew alarm ed and almost angry with her, whom he worshiped la private as almost a divinity. "I am going to buy that horse," said Diana Huntingdon at last, with an an gry flash In ber eyes. Then out of his love and fear for her Bellalrs forgot his manners, which, as a general rule, were perfect Worso •till, be also forgot diplomacy "1 don't think you will succeed," be •aid, coolly. Then a bot flush came up from his boots, till be blushed In agony to the crown of his bead. "Indeed?" MANUAL replied the girl, with a note of scornful. Interrogation In her voice that caused his heart to sink within him. "I am thinking of buying him my self," said Bellalrs,-desperately. "Indeed!" replied Diana, with an al most Imperceptible lift of ber eye brows. "To shoot—" exclaimed Bellalrs. An angry flusb crept across her face as she swept from the room, gazing angrily before her. "You're quite right. Jack," said Huntingdon, sympathetically, as bis frWnd returned disconsolately to the table. "Bat I'm afraid you've upset Dl die's a bit short-tempered, you know. Do you really mean to buy the brute?" "I do," replied Bellalrs, "and to ride Mm, too." rt And he did. $ Diana did not appear at the sale the nest day, neither did she put In an ap pea ranee at the dinner table. Where fore. In the evening, Mr. Bellalrs or dered the dogcart, bade his friend farewell, and returned to bis home with a sorrowful heart A year elapsed and found him still 'BorrowfuL All his male friends declared him to have become a mysogynist, while all bis acquaintances of the softer aex, ^wbo might have been his friends but '"tor this painful peculiarity, declared (tat he waa a heartless brute. DISTRICT ^«L, He needn't feel so proud, .r all his airs and graces I do not give a fig 4 'I'm burnished just as bright as he, And half again as big!" But when the Pent and Nickel ^~\Vent ouF^jpon their way. Alas, the w^rld still held them cheap, Whatever they might say. 2Tie DoUble Eagle smiled. "You'll find/ He said, "that par is par It doesn't matter how you boast, "&V But what you really are." —The Outlook. Li hi nn 11 it i"i"i"i"H DEMON DANDY I I I lli'i 1 Hl»j URING bis visit to the Hunting Jlll dons be hod fallen hopelessly in love with the beautiful and Im perious sister of his bost. It was the nlcbt before the sole that the subject of the Offlngton horse sale was broached by Huntingdon. "I see they are going to put up that brute Demon Dandy," he began Inno cently. "Why brute7" queried Diana. ORB than four years have etopted since the invasion of the Philippines by the American forces. One would 1m •(Ine, writes a correspondent, that In that time the natives would have picked up and clung to many of the man ners, customs and habits of their white-faced brethren from over the seas. But stich is not the case. The American has Infused no fresher blood into the ways of business. He tried it for a while and then nut down under the •hade of a tree and rested just as the Filipino does. 'ha'SBnl'"ry conditions have been improved somewhat that mercantile establishments display their goods «»0!» attractively than before that American money is commoner than Spnnlsh coin that some of the women who travel the stracts peddling fruits, tortillas and tamales have been induced to wear shoes that Kentncky whiskies and spirits Bade in cellars of Chicago and Denver saloons have, in a measure, substituted the native drink, but otherwise Manila "V"® sleepy, Indolent, carc-free town that It was ten years ago and will be twenty years hence. Ti i* permanently established with all the islands Americans will be more conspicuous but fts a Batter of fact little American capital is being invested. There have been prospectors and men with money to laud here looking for places to put in some cash. But in nearly every instance they have returned home with all thoy had when they «yepti of course, that which they spent for passage and food. The price of all foodstuffs has risen correspondingly With the reported advances in America No one in ordinary circumstances can afford to patronise the better class of I restaurants, and as for beefsteak such as one could get in the cheaper restaurants in Chicago they are not here at all. Pork chops are almost unknown, stuff that ?s called veal tastes like boiled shoestrings, and as for lamb and mutton the meat smells like a dog pound and has a flavor that 1b a cross between dogwood blossoms and a bunch of jimson weeds Here one engaged in business usually reaches his office about 8 o'clock at noon he has lunch, after which he takes "nap," lasting for two or three hours. All traffic Is practically suspended between 12 and 4 o'clock p. m. Later comes dinner parties, that is among the nch. The hour Is 8 o'clock. Calls are Idom If ever made except among the closest friends after that time, but are coa ined to the earlier hours of the evening, when chocolate is served by the lady of the house. The peculiarity was made all the more unbearable to the eligible dam sels of Burghmlnster society by the fact that Jack was considered a good "catch." Burghmlnster mammas, with mar riageable daughters, were of opinion that a woman hater had absolutely 110 right to own such a home as Bellalrs did. and that a heavy tax should be Instituted to discourage such flagrant exnmples of cast-Iron bachelorhood. Ho was decoycd away Into discreet woods, where dovelike eyes were Sashed upon him where tiny well gloved hands grasped_hls with tender appeals for help at the slightest obsta cle In the shape of a stile or gurgling brook. But all In vain. Only one person sat on the stile, and the brook gurgled on, mocking the aspirations of matchmak ing humanity. The dovelike eyes of Burghmlnster beauty might have been the blnckened optics of a borough ama zon, so small their attractions to the stony-hearted Bellalrs. He now took long objectless rides alone on Demon Dandy, whose natural depravity of character had almost dis appeared under the influence of a long spell of bard work. Sometimes, In the course of these cJdeB, he would pass Miss Huntingdon, who would greet htm with a cold and distant bow, and who, when he wns safely out of sight would Indulge In the feminine luxury of tears. 0 •&M' "I All OOINQ TO 11UY TI1AT 1IORSE." Bellalrs, having 110 tears, would, by touching Demon Daudy with the spur, Incite him to rebellion. The fights that followed were of ben eltt both to man and horse. Nevertheless, every time I10 met Diana Huntingdon she could not help noticing that be was growing thinner and paler. He, tab, thought the same of ber, till, one one occasion, tbe thought proved too much for him. She had Just disappeared round a bend In tbe leafy lane, walking slowly and with drooping head. Bellalrs, overcome by his feelings, clapped both spurs Into Demon Dandy, STRANGE. #S' S Old Hen (seeing her brood go In water for first time)—Well, that"s queer I am sure we never did anything like that when I was young.-Ohlcmj Amariou. mm Little Improvement Since the Invasion by Amer ican Forces, 4/ ht+4 tl55TOS a direct challenge for an equine strug gle of the most violent character. Demon Dandy answered the chal lenge by rearing wildly, then falling backwards with a heavy crash on to his master. Bellalrs was conscious of a glimpse of Demon Dandy's nose against the sky. Then a flnsh passed before his eyes and he knew no more. When he came to himself he found bis lost divinity bending over him. He had a vague Idea that she was calling him "Jack" and her "boy." A half hour elapsed. Bellalrs said little. He Just lay there happily, explaining matters uud recov ering his breath. "It Is Just as well that I did not let you buy Demon Dundy," he said at last "Just as well, dearest, Blnco you are not killed," said Diaua. "But you will not ride him again?" "I won't," ejaculated Bellalrs, fer vently.—Chicago Tribune. tK iS Mysteries of Time. The two elderly Irish citizens, out for a Sunday stroll, says the New York Tribune, paused before a jeweler's show window In which were displayed three clocks recording time In various parts of.the world. 'Tls odd," said one. "lu some parts of the earth 'tis yesterday and in other parts 'tis to-morrow, while the United States Is the only place In all the world where 'tis to-day." 'Tis odd.'!-. 'Tis so." 1 Now, when' would be me birthday If I were In Paris?" "Your birthday is to-day?" S6«J "Ws." "And 'tis to-morrow in France^ to day?" 'Tis." "Thin yez could never have a birth day if y* were over there, because your birthday coines to-day." 'Tls (Rfd." 'Tls so." "No doubt that's why the population Is so rayduced In Prance but It has ad vantages. A man Is always as old as he is if he Is born over there, but If ,10 lives abroad he Is a year younger 01 his birthday, couutln' he be home." 'Tls Qdd." 'Tls so." iifSf Lincoln's Hay Crop. A story of Abraham Lincoln would huve to be older than the one below to lose Its characteristic savor. In the summer of 1857 Mr. Lincoln wns sitting In bis oflice when he was visited by one of his neighbors, an ex ecllent fanner, bnt one Inclined to In crease the size of Ills crops even after harvesting. He had given, 011 this par ticular morning, a skillfully padded ac count of the hay he had put In. "I've been cutting bay, too," re. marked Mr. Lincoln. "Why, Abe, arc you farming?" "Yes." "What you raise?" "Just hay." "Good crop this year?" 'vi* "Excellent." "How many tons?" "Well, I don't know just how many tons, Simpson, but my men stacked all they could outdoors, and then storea the rest In the barn." Opportunity Is said to knock at every man's door, but It Is the usual experi ence that he throws a poster over the gate and runs by. •1Hf* younf.—Chicago The Iaaues Outliued, The Democrats of the House of Rep resentatives struck the keynote In out lining the Issues for the coming con gressional campaign, and upon the Is sues presented the Democracy ought to be able to elect a majority of the members of the next House of Repre sentatives. The Republican party 1b Justly and severely denounced for Its failure to fulfill the pledges of the country to grant relief to Cuba. The platform de clares that "The bill which passed the House of Representatives was heartily supported by the Democratic minority after the protection to the sugar trust had been removed by the solid Demo cratic vote, ulded by a small minority the Republican members. As It of passed the House the bill cnrrled rellel to Cuba, reduced the price of sugar to American consumers and struck a heavy blow at the notorious and ob noxious sugar trust. The refusal of the Republican Senators to consider tills measure unless the protection to the sugar trust should be restored, gives evidence that the President and Re publican party In Congress are willing to refuse relief to Cuba and totally Ig nore American consumers rather than abandon their alliance with the trusts. The failure of all reciprocity legisla tion with Cuba rests upon the Republi can administration, which Is willing to reduce the duty on the raw sugar of our producers, but unwilling to destroy the sugar monopoly." The House Democrats favor an amendment of the anti-trust law so as to protect trade against unlawful res traints and monopolies, and rightly declare that the Republican majority In Congress Is dominated and con trolled by the trusts and monopolies, which have the great industries of the country la their grasp. The Repub lican Congress has refused to pass an anti-trust bill, or to take any steps to suppress trusts or to assist any anti trust bill Introduced by Democratic members of Congress. Trusts and the tariff and failure to relieve Cuba are tbe paramount Issues laid down by the House Democrats, and the discussion of these issues In a forcible manner will undoubtedly arouse popular sentiment against the Republican Congress and party.—Syra cuse Telegram. Nation's Honor Sacrificed, The late session of Congress, acting for the Republican party, made every sacrifice demanded by the "protected Interests." Cuba and the national honor were ottered up to them. And for the snke of the protected in terests the people of the United States are to have no protection from the shoddy swindlers. Touch one protect ed Interest aiu1. all the protected Inter ests make Its cause their own.. So the Grosvenor bill was smothered In committee. Out of deference to the policy ot protection the rogues who sell shredded rags for wool are to bo per mitted to continue their cheating trade AH the Grosveifor bill demanded was that cloth made of shoddy should be labeled and sold for what it-'ls"and not as something else. But the counter feiters declared that they would be ruined if compelled to be honest, and they threw the usual threat to the other protected Interests: "If we are meddled with we shall turn upon you and see to It that you are also stripped of protection." The threat was suc cessful. It always is. The Republican party Is In the grip of private Interests. Millions are Invested In the shoddy business. It has corrupted nenrly the whole cloth-making trade. Behind the tariff fence It Is found more profitable to manufacture counterfeit than real cloth. Hence the proposal to Interfere with shoddy alarmed one of the most highly protected interests in the coun try. Though there was no attempt to touch the tariff on materials from which shoddy Is manufactured, the fight In shoddy's behalf was waged by tariff-sheltered cloth-makers. No open argument could be offered against the Grosvenor bill. It was ob viously a simple measure to put a stop to a fraud which has for Its victims the masses who cannot afford to buy clothing made of Imported cloth. Com mon honesty has been given up to the "protected interests" along with the national honor. Such are the Inevita ble fruits of Protection, as fostered and developed by the Republican party. —Chicago American. Uclnt«(l Roofieveltian Thunder* Now that Congress, the only power that can (leal with the trusts, has ad journed, President Roosevelt Is awfully mad at the big combines nnd he 1b go ing to do terrible things. The simple method of dealing with the trusts was pointed out not alone by Democratic statesmen and uowspnpers, but by many of the ablest Republicans and Republican newspapers in the country, but President Roosevelt wns so busy not listening that he failed to hear of It, and so Congress escaped before the proposed remedy could be forced be fore It for consideration. The remedy proposed was to put all articles manu factured or produced by the trusts on the free list. If Congress had taken •that step It would have smashed the trusts at ouee and there's the secret of Congress not taking that step and there's the secret of Teddy's failure to thunder In tills direction while Con gress was In session.—Johnstown (Pa.) Engineer. The Trnsts Are 111 Command* The trusts command the situation and there Is no chance for effective re lief from the Republican President or Republican Congress. All the 'truSts have to do Is to threaten to shut off the supplies for political purposes In the next Presidential campaign, a matter which the President has very much at heart. No doubt there will be a vig orous beating of tam-tams and "stren uous" words from the President, but there It will end. It Is a game of de ception and humbug. The President could not If he would and he would not he could.—Pittsburg Post. United for Public Robbery. The Cuban reciprocity fiasco has demonstrated again the unity of the protected interests. At th« beginning of this session of Congress many Re publican leaders even did not under stand what a powerful bond existed in the greed for government aid No sooner was the issue fairly before Con gress than the "Infant" industries" came trooping to the aid of the beet •W* "Let ... ~l"4Xv?T-. Si X: as PU|RH J- yjuiiwi apiwip POLITICS**«« mm, THE DAY or us all hang together or assuredly wo shall all hang separately," became tbe motto of the protected industries. The strength of organized greed has been alarmingly proved .n the events of tho last few weeks. The Cuban reciproci ty leaders llnd that the Republican party has created an artificial monster which it cannot control.—Kansas City Star. Prosperity Under Free Trade. That since the free trade system went Into operation (1810) British ship ping and commerce have thrived as never before seems to be proved by the following table of the total value of British imports and exports at the different dates named: 1850. .£260,000,000 1880. .£01)7,000,000 1800.. 378,000,000 1890.. 740,000,000 1870.. 517,000,000 1900.. 877,000,000 This shows that, expressed in oui money, from a total value of $1,300, 000,000 a year In 1855 British com merce, untarlffed and unbountled, ex panded in forty-five years to the yearly value of fi,385,000,000. The no less Impressive Increase of British tonnage in tho same period is shown In the ta ble following: Tons. Tons. 1850... 32.034,000 1880... 132.250,000 1800... 58,707,000 1890... 104,840,000 1870... 73,108,000 1000... 208,707,000 An Unnecessary Jnnkct* It is refreshing to find United States Senators refusing to participate in atl unnecessary junket at the expense of the government. It is an example that might be profitably followed by all the members of both houses. Tho partic ular investigation which has been re Jected by a majority of tbd Senators designated—that to Inquire idto the financial and political conditions Irt Hawaii—was wholly without warrant of necessity. To have conducted It would have had no other result than the expenditure of $10,000 of the Fed eral funds In furnishing a number of Senators with a trip which most ot them do not want. The financial and political conditions In Hawaii can be learned with equal accuracy and much less expense in the ordinary course of governmental administration. Fitts burg Dispatch. Taking? Chanccs on the Tariff. Possibly Attorney General Knox is doing as well as any man could In the prosecution of the trusts. Possibly Congress might have been of assist ance to the Attorney General by pass ing new and more strenuous laws. It would have been still more effective, though, had It attacked the foundation of the trusts—viz., the monopolistic features of the tariff law. The Repub lican leaders were afraid to open the tariff question. There was danger that a small aperture would be taken ad vantage of to push In a general revis ion. They preferred to stick to the batons and take the chances on the tariff issue. It sometimes looks as If it would be best for the Democrats to assume a rest.'ul attitude nnd wn\t fo? victory to be carried to their very .ddors.—Cincinnati Enquirer Bay of Reckoning to Comc Rebuke and punishment await the Republican party in the near future. The settlement with the people will be a settlement costly to the political which has surrendered to the oppression of This truth of treaclicry known to voters that there Is no way uy which Republican speakers or ma chine organs can longer distort its meaning. The majority party in the Congress now just ended has, Indeed, the bust of reasons for alarm. That party has wrought its own undoing in so blindly obeying the evil commands of the trusts.—St. Louis Republic. exceedingly organization the people the trusts. Is so well Democracy Needs a Leader. The instincts of the masses of tho party have brought them together on certain main issues now before the people. It Is possible that before tho next great contest a national leader will arise who will be free from fac tional entanglements, with nothing to explain and no revenge to wreak. Such a leader will have the loyal support of Democrats who have been wasting their strength in party feuds. It Is de sirable that there should be harmony, but It Is altogether likely to be remote until a leader arises who cau compel It. —Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Democratic Slogan. A cardinal principle of American democracy declares in favor of equal rights for all, special privileges for none. This principle cQntrols the Dem ocratic party in the fight against the trusts and the high tariff. It will also be the people's slogan in the approach ing campaigns. The Republican party Itself Is working out Republican de struction. The trusts, the tariff and the party of trusts and tariff stand condemned by the people. A tariff for revenue only will relieve the people of tho trust burden.—St. Louis Republic. Congress and the President. The Philippines bill was the only partisan measure the President did ob tain, for the canal bill, the Irrigation bill and the creation of a permanent census bureau were non-partisan acts and cannot figure as Presidential vic tories. Really, Congress seems to have been In a decidedly auti-Roosevelt hu mor all the way through the session and the President cannot very well "point with pride" to his achievements in his first endeavors to lead the party and maintain its prestige.—Atlanta Constitution. 1' Actious Speak Louder than Words. After his Pittsburg speech In which be spoke against the (rusts Mr. Roose velt attended a luncheou and reception at the residence of II. C. Frick and a dlnuer given by Attorney General Knox to 200 of "Pittsburg's captains of in dustry." Mr. Frick was oue of the prime movers in the greatest trust ever organized and the 200 captains of in dustry are in the trust tureen up to their noses.—Memphis Commercial-Ap peal. Worse than a Drunken Sailor. Congress does not spend money ex actly like a drunken sailor because the drunken sailor spends his owi money, and stops when he has finished it.—Detroit Free Press. More Promise than Fulfillment. What Mr. Roosevelt going to do to the trusts sounds better for campaign purposes than what he has done to the trwta.—Bopbester (N. Y.) Herald. Treatment of Corn Smut. The illustration shows the effect of the corn smut on the growing ears, and It is evident that the disease needs at tention each season If the corn fields of following years are to be free froiri this troublesome difficulty. Probably the only way of getting rid of the trou ble entirely is to gather the smut pus tules before they break and scatter the spores. This work should be doue us soon as the trouble is noticed, going over the field two or three times dur ing the summer and gathering the pus tules carefully, then burning them. In this manner the disease will be grad ually stamped out. It must be remem bered, however, that if the spores are scattered over the field the crop of smut next year will be corresponding ly greater. Spraying with Bordeaux mixture has not been fruitful of re- con* AFFECTED WITH SMUT. suits largely because the plants could hot l*e sprayed'at the proper time with out danger to the pollen fertilization of the plant. Go through the corn field early and follow the plan suggested during the season, getting neighboring corn growers to do the same thing, and It will be comparatively easy to stamp out the disease in a section.—Indian apolis News. Feeding Bran. With mo stock always thrives when bran Is fed in conjunction with grain. I had a young mare that got out of con dltlon during summer, and I tried to fatten her on corn. I gave ten cars three times a day. She did not do well at all. I cut the corn down to six cars, with a quart of bran, three times a day, and I saw improvement at once. I drove her to buggy right along, and In three months she was fat nnd in splen did condition. I am careful never to use stale feed. That is what does the mischief. Young stock do better on a mixed feeding in which bran plays a one-third part I have known a great many extravagant feeders who are careless about watering stock.—Cor. Rural New Yorker. Typical Dairy Cow. An Agricultural Department bulletin shows an illustration of a dairy cow, whose general features, it is claimed, are almost perfect. She has a medium sized head and neck and a well defined shoulder and neck vein. The body or barrel Is medium to long, but with a great depth through tho digestive re gion and with a long, well developed hind quarter and a nicely shaped ud der. She is short legged, close to tho ground, angular and free from fleshi ness. Her body shows symmetry, quality, correlation of parts aud there fore stamina and great digestive ca pacity, and she exhibits every indica tion of the power to give a large quan tity of milk. It Is rare that auy person purchasing a cow having such apparent constitution and conformation, and yet being a rangy, open jointed animal, will be disappointed in her as a money maker. There are exceptions to all rules, however, aud no type can be de- AW IDEAL DAIRY COW. Bcrlbed that will meet every contin gency and pass every swlrmlsh line un challenged. Irrigating the Garden. The usual method of watering plants of auy kind is by surface watering and in normal seasons this seems to answer the purpose, although It involves con siderable labor. In dry seasous or in any season where it is possible to carry on the plan at moderate cost, a plan of Irrigation which will carry the mois ture under the surface of the soil so that the plants may use It as desired will be found most advantageous. Such a plan can be carried out by a system of tiles, as it is doue in arid sections, but when small areas are to be watered a number of trenches will answer the purpose if the water can be pumped into them at small expense Cover Crops in Orchards. Instead of the usual cover crops.In orchards some farmers prefer to have the land cultivated in summer, thus killing weeds and permitting moisture and air to enter the soil, the Stirling of the soli protecting tbe roots of trees. Late in the summer, about August or after danger of drought is over, clover is seoded and left until spring, the scar let or crimson clover being preferred. If the land is left in sod as a cover crop It is claimed that the demands of the grass crop for moisture and plant food In summer injures the trees. Rust in Wheat. Rust In wheat may be prevented by destroying the spores In the seed. One plan is to soak the seed In a solution made by dissolving a pound of sulphate of copper in ten gallons of hot water, allowing the seed to remain In the solu tion twenty-four hours, then drying the seed with fine land plaster and sowing or drilling as soon as dry. Wheat that showed indications of rust last year should be avoided, however, and new seed procured. It should also be plant ed on a dlffereut field from that on which wheat was grown last \cir Watch Growing Chich». If one Is in the poultry business iu earnest, with a view to making a profit from it, due attention uust be paid to tfift growing chicks nut only tv keep '•WiPPr iiiJj!Miiitjyiwjy^ them In the best possible condition, but to know which are the most promising for future work, and to treat them ac cordingly. If one has a number of chicks that are of better ancestry than the others, or chicks that are showing gotifl growth, aiul bear the earmarks of good layers, they should be marked in some way to identify them. Wuste Products on the Farm. The work done on the farm just be fore tho busy sptlng planting begins is very important, if proper considera tion is given the matter of saving that which Is usually lost by inattention to details. The great waste of unsalable farm products amounts to millions of dollars annually, for farmers do not seeiii to understand that it is not al ways necessary td sefnd produce away from the farms In order to find mar kets. The farm Is the best market, In fact, that a farmer can have, for if he keeps live stock he will be able to sell his raw products by converting them into the forms of meat, milk, butter and wool. The difficulty is that the waste products on the farms are not properly utilized. One product, that tff corn fodder, has been wasted for years, though now it is being put to use with the aid of the shred der, but it Is in the manipulation and handling of the manure and weeds that the lessening of expense occurs. Fattening Old Cows. There are those who think It does not pay to fatten old cows, but we do not agree with them. Given one fresh or farrow in the spring, a good pasture, and a regular grain feed every day during the summer, and they can be made to pay for their grain until fall, and they will continue to gain in flesh all the season. Then a little succulent food, as soft or immature corn, waste vegetables, pumpkins and such stuff as seems to cost nothing on the farm, and they will be in condition to take on fat very rapidlr when the grain feed is increased. We know this because we Lave tried It. Beef that is made in that way may not bring the highest price when sold to the slaugherer, but when put on the bench to be retailed out It will be as good as much of the steer beef that the mflrketmeh handle, and it will be sold at the same prices.— American Cultivate*. To 8tretch Barbed Wire. Barbed wire is uncomfortable stuff at the best. One of the easiest ways, perhaps, to handle it when placing it rpon posts Is with tho device shown In the accompanying Illustration. This FOB STBETCHINQ BARBED WIBE. frame can be quickly made and from it the wire can be uurceled as rapidly a& a man can walk, pulling the frame work after him. When his companion is ready to staple the wire to a stake, the pin is put through the side ot the frame, locking the "eel, when the wire can be.pulled up as taut as desired.— i\evr Englaud Homestead. -c Swindling the Farmer. Still another signature swindle is re ported from Indiana. Sharpers from Chicago went through country dis tricts, representing themselves as hunters. They would approach a farm er, tell him they wished to hunt ou his land, and cheerfully pay ?5 for a per mit to do so. The farmer would sign a receipt for the money, aud this turned up later as a promissory note for $500. It Is said that the swindlers secured $5,000 in one county by this process. It is noticeable that most of the swindling schemes now worked to the detriment of the farmers, begin with the payment of a small sum, which disarms the suspicions of the victim.—Rural New Yorker. A Dairy School's Record. The practical and effective work of the dairy school of the Ohio State uni versity will be seen at a glance when Its record is made known. In brief, out of the limited total of fifty admitted to the school thirty students are now pre pared to take permanent places In cheese factories and creameries, and calls have already been received for twenty of these young mcu. According to Indications every graduate will find a place awaiting him at tho close of the school. Truly, here is a field for technical labor and for good business management which is not overcrowded. —American Agriculturist. More Silos. Reports from the corn-growing sec tlons say that there will be a large number of stlos built this year. The corn growers are saying that the drought does not allow the corn to mature and ripen tbe grain they enn at least save tbe stalks and immature ears, and fatten their stock on ensi lage, wheat oil-meal and other fod ders. Tbose who were prepared with silos Inst year succeeded In doing this, even some whose silos were put up In such haste as to be very Imperfect, nnd some who only trampled their fod der Into pits dug In the ground. Utilize the Springs. A good spring In a field is always val uable. It will pay to pnt It in order by cleaning It out, enlarging tbe stor age capacity by walling in, and cover ing to protect from sun and washes of dirt from the lnnd. It Is better to make a box or trough just below the spring, arranging pipe, covered, to supply the water for the use of the stock. If they drink from the spring It cannot bo properly protected and If It Is not, the stoek are liable to tramp In It and do damage. •v-?' Clean tho Well. The fall Is the time to clean tho well. Because water is clear is no reason for supposing it to bo absolutely free from impurities. All surface water should drain nwny from the well, and It should be protected against toads and Insects. Anything that will dissolve In water will go wherever the water goes. The filter removes only the suspended mat ter. Feeding Lambs Beet Pulp. During the past season the feeding of lambs on b:et pulp has been very satisfactory. At Lausing, Mich., some 3,000 were fed. Although at first the pulp was not relished and several died from eating it, later they did well. It seems that the pulp gives the best sat Xacttou n-hen fermented a little. Heredity: "Do you believe In hered ity?" "Certainly I know a barber who bas tbree little shavers."—Ex. Youngman—I wonder what's the best way to find out what a woman think* of you? Henpeck—Marry her.—Phila delphia Press. Dawson—Bjenks Is a great believer In fate. Isn't he? Lawson—Yes, ho baa to blame his incompetency on some thing.— Somervllle Journal. An Insinuation. Flora—Yes, I sing in a church where they have an awfully small congregation. Dora—Then why don't you stop singing?—Philadelphia Bulletin. Mrs. Swelluian—I drenmed last night that I wns with a box party at tho opera. Mr. Swellman—I wondered why you Were talking so loud In your sleep. —Philadelphia Press. Miss Eastside—That is a lovely gown, but bnven't I seen It before? Miss Westslde—No, I think not I have only worn It at a few smart affairs this season—Town and Country. "It says here, Samantby, thot Itever end Toogood was a saloon passenger on the Majestic. Beats all bow them preachers do cut up when they git away from bum."—Judge. Arthur—Yes. I think Minnie lores me very much. She's a dear girl she has a large heart Harry—A heart like a London omnibus always room far one more.—Boston Transcript Clergyman (lately come to parish)— Your neighbor, Smith, says my ser mons are rubbish. Farmer—Ah, ya needn't mind Mm, Blr 'e's a mouth piece for other folks.—Tlt-Blts. Flossie—I'm afraid, Bridget, that mamma is dissatisfied with you. Bridget Is she, now? Faith, thin, she'll soon bave a chance to bo dlwat Isfied wit' somebody else!—Puck. Inducements Held Out. Harriet— What shall I say In the advertisement for a cook? Harry—Well, say that we'll take her with us to any summer resort sl:i may prefer.—Detroit Free Press. Nothing to Show. "What Is your na tivity?" asked the magistrate. "I ain't got any, y'r honor," said tbe blear-eyed inebriate, feeling in his pockets "the police took everything I had."—Chicago Tribune. She—You wouldn't mind saying this over again to-morrow, would you, dearie? I am a member of the M. P. D. C. Club. "Why, what does that mean?" "Moonlight proposals don't count"—Life. Convincing Troof: May—I had no idea before last nlgbt that Mr. Pllchef was a man of such lofty ambitions and exalted ideals. Maud—How did yon come to find It out? May—He proposed to me.—Bazar. Mother—There were two apples IB the cupboard, Tommy, and now therer Is only one. How's that? Tommy (wbo sees no way of escape)—Well, ma, it was so dark In there I dldu't see .the otber one.—Glasgow Evening Times." Sure Test: "How can you tell real cut glass from the Imitation?" asked Mi*. Gaswell. "You can't, always," said Mr. GaBwell, "but when anybody offer* you a piece of real cut glass for fifteen cents, don't buy It."—Chicago Tribune. "Will you please raise my salary?" "Why, I gave you a raise only last week, because you told me that you bad your mother to support." "I know, but my mother got married and now I have two to support."—Ohio State Jour nal. Farmer (in cart)—HI, stop! Stop, you fool! Don't you see my horse l» running away? Driver of motor car (hired by the hour)—Yes, it's all very well for you to say "stop," but I've for gotten how the blooming thing workst —Punch. 1 Bobble—You know them preserve# out In tb' pnntry wot you told mo not to eat? Mother—Yes. Bobble—You know you said they'd make mc sick If et 'em, didn't you? Mother—Yes. Bobble—Well, they didn't.—Ohio State Journal. Belinda, your brother Goorgle tells me that you were sitting on that little Mr. Thomklns' knees last evening. I. it true?" "Yes, papa but I'm sure you will forgive me. It was Just one of those little moral lapses, you know."— Cleveland Plain Dealer. Haddock—I met poor old lluyns creeping towards his office to-dny, nnd he complained bitterly of being all tun down this spring. Juddock (defensive ly)_WelI, confound blm, ho had no business getting In front of an auto mobile.—Harper's Bazar. Tbe Floor Walker: First Clerk—Poor Jim! It will be a long time before he gets another place. Second Clerk— Don't you believe it Why, be got place as floor walker. First Clerk— You don't say so? Second Clerk—Yes he's got new baby.—Judge. Sir. Williams (Fanny's admirer)—Is your sistah going to the seaside this summar, Tommy? Tommy—That all depends on you. I beard ma say If you and Fanny were engaged before the season opened, there wouldn't bo any sense In her going.—Stray Stories. TUe-Klnd That Get Away: "That lit tle minnow," said the first fish, "seems to have got a big opinion of himself all of a sudden." "Yes," replied the other, 'he managed to wriggle off a hook this morning, and then beard the fish erman bragging about bis size."—Phil-. adelphla Press. Honest Tenant. Tho father of Earl FltzwUliam, who died recently, was an excellent land lord. A London paper relates how once a farmer went to him with the complaint that tho Earl's fox huuters had ruined afield of«corn, or, as we should call It, wheat The Earl gave the man fifty pounds In payment for damage. After harvest tlino tho farmer returned the money, saying that the wheat had turned out well, after all. Earl Fltzwilliam drew a check foe one hundred pounds and gave It to his tenant. "This is as things should be between man and man," said he. "When your eldest son comes of age, give him this, and tell him how and why you got it." L011II- Felt \V ant. Si •a 1 i^V$, J**" -fla? /-v "c!'h •si h-i £*i S a 3f -J •-TM. 6 1.4.. ..«VM /1 l'i4t && I JL ".• W I -ft tb iStSff 51 5v man I Green—Congratulate me, old My fortune is made. Brown—Come on with tbe explana tion. Green—I have discovered a new kind of cloth for cheap clothing that will fade alike all over. Some men have a good time fishing, even if they do not catch any teh, which is usually the casp,, ,ji It 1