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I 0, C. BRADLEY, -you Cap't be Happy I Cold feet. For curing cold feet there's nothing like the Ball Band Buckle Arctics and Felt Boot Overs. They are warmer be cause they have an all wool lining. WB FIT THE FEET M. Our Business Directory. ATTORNEY*. G.W. OVSTHAJi. B. B. 8TILK8 W. U. NOBRI8 DUNHAM, NORRlS 9TILB8. ATTORNEYS AT LAW AND NOTARIES Publio, Special attention given to Collec on» Insurance, Real Estate and Loan Agta. MBoe In City Hall Block. Manchester, la. 0. YOHAM. H. F. AHffOLD. M. J, YORAW YORAN. ARNOLD YORAN ATTORNEYS AT LAW, and Real Estate Agents. Office over Delaware County State Bank, Manchester, Iowa. C. E. BBOHSOK. IS. M. OAKS. BRONSON* CARR A TTOKNEYS AT LAW. Sneolal attention given to collections. Office In Democrat Building, Franklin Street, Manchester, Iowa. PRBD B. BLAIR. A TTORNBY AT LAW. Office In the City Hall Block, MancUester, low*. PMY8I0IANB. A, j, WARD PHYSICIAN and Surgson, wlU attend to oalls promptly at all hours of the day or night, Lamont, Iowa, J. LINDSAY, M, Dl. PHYSICIAN, surgeon and Eye Specialist. Office hours (or eye eases ana fitting glasses 1:00 to 8:00 p.m. Office corner Main ana Frank* tin streets. D. H. M. BRADLEY, CLOTHING M.D. BRADLEY & BRADLEY. PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. Franklin street, Manchester, Iowa. DBNTIttT*. O. A. DUNHAM. 0. L. LKIOB DUNHAM & LEIGH. Dentists. Office in the Adams building on Franklin Street. Telephone 215. C. W. DORMAN, I "DENTIST. Offloe on Franklin Street* north L/ of the Globe Hotel, Manchester, Iowa. Dental Surgery in all its branohes. Makes .roqaent visits to neighboring towns. Always at office on Saturday**. E. B. NBWOOMB. HENTI8T. Office over Clark & Lawrence's store on Franklin street. Grown Drldge work a specialty. Will meet patients at Farley Wednesday of each week. 82tf VBTBRINARIAN. DR. J. W. SCOTT, \T ETERINARY Surgeon, and Dentist. 601B Main Street. Telephon289. MANCHBSTBR MARBLE WORKS prepared to furnish Qranlte and Marble i- Monuments and Head Stones of various de« signs. Have the oounty right for Slpe's Pat ent Grave Cover also dealer in Iron Fenoes. Will meet all competition. StfM. WX. MOINTOSH. W. N. BOYNTON. WATCHMAKERS. Jewelers and Engravers dealers in Watches, Clocks, Silver and Plated Ware, Fine Jewelry, Bpeotaoles, cutlery, Musical Instruments, etc., Main street. A. D, BROWN ealer in furniture eto., and undertaker, Main Street. P. WBRKMEISTBR, /GENERAL DEALER IN FURNITURE, V7 Co Sine. Ploture Frames, Eto. A oomplete stook of Furniture and Upholstery always on hand, at prloes that defy competition. A good Hearse kept tor attendance at funerals. Sari* vllle.Iowa. ALLEN A STOREY. and Gents furnishing goods. Oor ner Main and Franklin streets. GILDNER BROS. t' iLOTHING and Gents furnishing goods* City Hall Block, Franklin Street B. CLARK. RY GOODS, Notions. Carpets, Gents Fur* nUbing goods, eto. Fraaklln Street. QUAKER MILL OO. LOUR and Feed, Manufacturers of the cele brated White Satin and White Pearl Flour, KIDDBLL A CO., T\RY GOODS. Carpets, Millinery, Hats and Caps, Boots ana Shoes, eto., Main St. Manchester, Iowa. A. THORPE. Pder KOPBIKTOR OF KALAMITY'S FLUN Store and Dealer in Clothing, Boots, Shoos, Notions, 3tc. Masonic Block Manches ter, lowa. E. T. GRASSFIELD, GEO. S LISTER, CTARDWARE. STOVES. TINWARE, ETO. XI Keeps a nrat-class ti tinner and does all -lOatness and dlssatc' Store opposite rfrst National Bank, Main St. T. P. MOONBY. BLACKSMITHdoue (Successor to Lee Bowman.) and Wagonmaker, Delhi, Iowa. Work promptly and In a work manlike manner. Charges reasonable. Your Patronage solicited. iBtf fNSURE YOUR PROPERTY against cyclones and tornadoes In the old reliable Phoenix [nrara&QHOQo BRONSON 8 OiBB, AfCQto, apd 4S They wear longer and give MUCH BETTER SATISFACTION than any other Rubbers made, and "do it too." No "ifs or ands" about it. E. T. Grassfield, (Successor to Orassfield Bros.) MANCHESTER. IOWA. HOLLI8TER LUMBER CO. UMBER and all of materials, KS04klDda Cora"bulldlnij THOB. T. CARKEEK. ""H'DINd SUI'ERIN- MS®"- '•8th M'SSS^ Mata A. E. PETERSON. T\EADER IN Groceries, Provisions, roifc ery, Fruits, eto. Main Street, *1. M. PEAR8E. JUSIICE OFTHB PEACE AND COLLECT O OR. All business entrusted to him given prompLattentlon. Office in City Hall block, second floor. ALEX. 8EF8TROM. 6GENERAL BLACKSMITH, horseshoing a speciaUy. Interferring and corns cured or no pay. Prloes reasonable, and the best of work guaranteed A share of the public patron age Is solicited, Shop on Franklin street, near the bridge. Business Opportunities For All. Locations In Iowa, IlllnolB, Minne sota and Missouri on the Chicago Ureat Western ltaiiway tbe very beat agri cultural section of tbe United States where farmers are prosperous and busi ness men successful. We have a demand for competent men, witb tbe necessary capital, for all branches of business. Some special opportunities for creamery men and millers. Good locations for general merchandise, hardware, harness, hotels, banks and Btockbuyers. Corres pondence solicited. Write for Maps and Maple Leaflets, W. T. Reed, Industrial Agent, 604 Endlcott Building, St, Paul, Minn. TJ}« large ana increasing circulation of Tbe Iowa Homestead in this county is a matter for congratulation to the publishers and to good farming, for, of all the papers of Its class in the coun try, It is easily the best and most help ful. Its Special Farmers' Institute editions, issued with the regular edition the first week in each month, have been for years the admiration of all practi cal farmers. Written wholly by farm ers, they are full of actual experience, and smell of the soil. We have been fortunate enough thiB season to .secure terms for The Homestead and its Spec: ial Farmers' Institute Edltigns,together with The Poultry Farmer and The Farmers' Mutual Insurance- Journal, four of tbe most valuable farm publi cations in the country, that enable us to offer the four in connection with our own paper for 81.90 for tbe entire five, one year. This is emphatically a good thing, and no farmer in this county Bbomd fail to take advantage of this offer. For a large line of thoroughly practical farm reading nothing has ever been offered before that equals It, A county paper, a farm paper, a poultry paper, a farm Insurance paper and the Special Farmers- Isntitute, all for $1.90 Come In and order them. CUCUMBER. Ing and soothing, it keeps away blaok heads and other blemishes. the^SDt6edpure and wlU no* 18" grow hair on All kinds of Hair Work done to order. MRS. C. B. BATON, .... Oyer Harness Store, Main Street. Mauobestor, lowa. F. E. RICHARDSON, .',-v Real Estate, Loans and Insurance. Office over the Racket Store Manchester, Iowa. There IB a hint that llockefeller meanB to "give" «10,000,000 for educa tional purposes in the south. The Cedar Rapids Gazette thinks the far sighted dealer will need no better hunch' to buy his oil now and in advance of this great effort at enlightenment Marion Register. Rockerfeller Needed Christmas Money. The price of kerosene has been ad vanced nearly 50 per cent to American consumers only by the Standard Oil monoply since the coal strike. Tbe only discernable reason for tbe advance is that Mr. ltockerfeller needs the money.—Philadelphia North American. Offering Dishonest Testimony. Having paid good wages to their em ployes, of course it Is not the concern of the coal operators If four or six men are necessary to do the work they as sign, officially, to one, and that these men have to be paid by the employe In stead of tbe company. The more there IB learned about tbe affairs of the mine operators tbe more one Is inclined tobe lleve that they could have made money and saved reputation by paying tbe price of tbe compromise.—Indianapolis News. 1 Not a Creditable Proceeding. Among civilized people debts are no longer collected by violence. The bold er of an Individual obligation does not attack bis debtor with a club or blow up his bouse, but proceeds through tbe courts. And in tbe case of nations there IB a court provided for just Buch collections as Qermany and Kn^land have undertaken to make from Vene zuela. Considering tbe great power of tbe allies and the great weakness of Venezuela, it is not creditable to tbe former that they should reBort to force in the first place.—Boston Post. y1: st- 8CHARLES. THE AILOR. a WM. DBNNI8. CARPENTER, CONTRACTOR & BUILDER. I am .now prepared to do all work In my iiue in a good and workmanlike manner. Satis faction guaranteed. Plans and estimates fur nished. Work taken in town or oountry. Shop near the stand tower on West Side of river O. 6. CATE8, tfSsass&SiSaj! and pianos aflSolalty. Allworlt wlirrecSre ah wura wiu receive prompt attention. A share of your patronage is soliotted. Charges right. Give your dray ins to a man who nos come to stay. LAWRENCE A GREM8. DEet?8'^!1U1'aTb[ickta"0nery' The English people should not be al lowed to believe that we have a desire to annex Canada. We would have Canada remain under another form ot government so that we may have some object of tariff discriminations. We mlgbt be willing to annex the people, but tbe republicans of the nations de clare that annexation of the hens, cows, goats, cattle hides, old iron, and pea fields would mean panic on Wall street and general disaster to our people. In view of all tbls we will be compelled to the pleasvre of treating the $an aalank as brothers.—Cedar Bapids Gazette. 2'''. Does not Work Both Ways. 01U' PETER BOARDWAY. IbA.LBR IN flour, feed, bay straw, Maquoke* ts lime, stucco, and common and AUas ce nine, stucco, and common and Atlas ment. TelephonaliS. Lower Franklin St. The notice to Europeoan governments to keep off tbe weBtern continent, while we invade tbe eastern, may not figure in the Venezuela trouble, for pressure may quiet that raging tempest. But the same dislocation of logic is apt to ap pear again. The "manifest destiny" slogan, when pushed to its last analysis, mu&t mean adoption of the Mohamme den motto of enforcing a creed by the sword. And that IB not American. That is the treason which tbe jingoes prate of and do not comprehend,—Pitts burg Post. A Good Suggestion for the Lobbyists. The circumstance that Mr. Harrlman bas established headquarters in Wash ington for tbe purpose of keeping con gress in order is, of course, entirely pro per in these glorious days of anti-trust activity, but it is likely to excite the In dignation and resentment of Messrs. Oxnard and Griscom, who have' been issuing directions to the national legls lature ever since the session opened. In tbe interest of harmony it may be sug gested that the three gentlemen named should assume tbe direction ot legisla tion week about, thuB avoiding any un seemly conflict of authority.-'Chicago Chronicle. During tbe civil war subjects of var ious Kuropeon nations lost property by reason of tbe conflict and it was years before theBe claims were adjusted, and some are still hanging fire. Property belonging to English and German citi zens was destroyed by the Confederate or Federal armies, and this government was asked to pay for the loss. Many years afterwards these claims were final ly adjusted. But Buppose immediately following the civil war that England and Germany had demanded immediate! payment there would have been such a I rallying of the north and south to the mutual defense of the country that all thought of internal bickering would1 have been forgotten. But England and Germany did not force their claims against the United States, because this waB a little too great a proposition for them to tackle.—Clinton Advertiser. Tbe Chicago Tribune objects' to. the paBBSge of tbe ehfp subsidy bill. The Tribune prints telegrams from a num ber of republican editors in lowa all of whom oppose the subsidy and yet what doeB all this amount to after all The Tribune and many of these same re publican papers object to colonialism as represented In the Porto Rican bill. The Porto Hlcan bill was passed and colonialism was established, republican leaders feeling confident that they could depend upon these republican papers ruBhing to the support of republican measures. This confidence was not misplaced and these news-papers turned some very sharp corners. If the Bhip subsidy bill should pasB it 1b safe to say that many of these same papers would be found ardently defending that meaB ure in the next political campaign.—* Commoner, The Man Who Can't Afford It. Hurrah for tbo man who Is able to say lu a manly, unblushing And sonsiUlo way "I can't afford It." when tempted 10 buy What or will distress lilin when pay day Is nigh. Hurrah for that man, though bis ways he neg lect. He has our profoundest, slncerest respect To him, bo no over a frlond or a foe, Unchecked admiration we all haro to show And well he deserves it. He teaches the way Of boldly Ignoring what pooplo may say Or thick, In away which concerns The one, who, for reasons, extravagance spurns. Wb honor hlm truly, enough seedy his oioihes. We lovo him. though lUtlo of fashion he shows, We trust him unquestioned, though poorer than clay. And Isn't he happy? Juet look at his face Of care or of worry there isn't a tracft. His conscience Is clear, all the riches on earth Can't glre hlm the Joy that right doing is worth, No statftaman, no ruler, no great soldier brave Is prouder thau he, who is nobody's slave. I can't afford tt, all praise to the man Who foarlessly says It and lives on the plan. Harvey N. Bloomer, in Jury. FARMER LIFE IDEAL THE LOT OF THE TILLER OF THE SOIL IS TO RE ENVIED. Drttdirc* In City s::u[)i Know Noth ing of IIl.i Ir deceitilcnce, and Al though the Work !•. linrfl and In cessant the Reward I« Sore. IP some of the formers who are dis couraged been use lli^y have not made a fortune off tlielr ftiuus and who feel ineliued to envy their brother toilers In the city, imagining that life in the city Is more desirable than theirs, easier and filled with jiloury of leisure to en joy all the pleasures with which the rustle Imagination gilds and glorifies those distant scones and activities, they need only try to find out their mistake. "Far Holds are green" aud lose much of their attractiveness upon a nearer view. To the city man of ordinary means and opportunities, who, like the ordi nary farmer, has no bank account to fall back upon in cuse of emergency, life Is one "demnltiob grind" and with out the 800i!»w:g infiucuces of nature that surround the farmer to quiet the fever and unrest with which the strug gle, competition ami turmoil around him keep his nerves on tbe rack day after day. As a rule, such men arc not their own masters, but must order their speech, demeanor and inclinations to please the powers that have control over their dally doings in order to keep bread lu the mouths and clothes on the backs of both themselves and-7their families. The farmer, If he does not feel well, can rise in tbe morniug at whatever hour it pleases him so to do, for an hour or so or a day or two does not make much difference Id his affairs, except at the most critical periods of planting aud harvesting. lie can have Ills owu opinions, and voice them, too, ou politics and religion and all the stlrripg questions of the day without fear of antagonizing the powers that. •ber who^caa VsAck!'. him ft his views and opinions do not happen to coincide with those of his masters or "over* lord" (the boss). That the farmer is a hard worker no body cflu deny. Tilling the soil is not easy work. Siuce God gave the com mand to man to "earn his bread by the sweat of lite face" the farmer's life has been a life of toil. It takes 6ome strength and effort to dig a living out of the ground. It is not easy to earn a living, much less a fortune, without effort, and the farmer is not tbe only one who "sweats." Brain workers have no sinecure, although some per sons imagine that all they have to do Is to sit at a desk and add up figures or to twiddle a pen In their fingers. The life of a salesman behind the counter is most WHrisouic and monotonous. The beautiful days of spring go by, the birds are singing as they build their nests, the fiowers are blooming in the valleys and on the hillsides, and the grass is growing greener and greener in the meadows, yet never a glimpse does he get of the beauty of the bright world except when he can take a car ride of an evening or on a Sunday or holiday. A grocer's clerk works more hours and harder thau the average'-couutry boy, who can go to the "corner" and pitch quoits and gossip with his cronies when the city young man is just get ting from work, and, as for the man who delivers milk in the city, he has even harder work and louger hours. At 4 iu the morning and even earlier his wagon Is heard on the streets and himself racing from top to bottom of tho high apartment buildings in the cold aud sleet of a midwinter's morn ing or in the enervating heat of sum mer. At brcukncck speed he goes, and one could almost imagine that his life depended vpon getting through his rounds In due season. Competitlou is so great that he must neglect nothing and always be pleasant aud obliging to the most unreasonable of customers fgr fear of losing one. There are the icemen, carrying fifty pounds and often 100 pounds of ice up four flights of stairs, which is no easy task, and as it is not-skilled labor the pay is probably not more than it should be, considering the amount of strength expended. Hard as the work is and moderate as is the pay, no man can afford to lose his job, so he has to be very careful not to antagonize his employers. The man who does business on a small scale and is his own boss prob ably finds it no easier to make a living, for he has to do the greater part of his own work, aud In the case of a bad or unprofitable sea sou is sometimes not so well off as his hireling, who 1b sure of his wages at least. That man who owns his land and has good health is a poor farmer who cannot make at least a living for him self and family. It may not be a sump tuous living, but it may be a compara tively comfortable one. This cannot be 6ald of all sorts of occupations. There is another hope ahead for the farmer. If he doesn't have good luck tlils year, he may the next. There is always a chancc that there will be a better yield in crops and a better price in the market The element of uncer tainty adds zest to life which a settled amount of wages from month to month and from year to year caunot give, and he is always sure of enough to eat ou the farm of some sort or another. The time is coming and is not far dis tant when the farmer's life will be looked upon as the Ideal life by many of the world weary tollers of the crowded cities. Even now the one bright dream of many a drudger in the stores and offices la of a happy time coming when he will have a farm, a home all his own In the country, where he can.rest his tiredr brain and nervei as he sits beneath nis own vine and fig—or opple—tree. Whoever despises a farmer's life is a fool It is the most Independent life on earth. Country Gentleman. POULTRY POINTERS. Early hatched pullets make the best winter layers. One ot tho most beneficial foods for poultry Is linseed meal. The laying hens like a variety not only in the soft food, but in the grain. TW guinea fowl is a great forager and destroys many insects that hens will not touch. The hens will lay better and be better coutqntcd if supplied with a box of fine dry earth for a dust bath. Tbe Leghorns are popular with those who do not desire to raise chicks, they being nonsitters and good layers. Poultry farming doesn't take a great deal of land, but with good manage ment the harvest comes every day. In.arranging the perches in the poul try iouse have them far enough away from the doors and windows to avoid drafts. Soaked lime placed in the drinking water will often cure hens of laying shelfless eggs unless it is a disease of the fcgg passage, as is sometimes tbe cas pLANT PECULIARITIES. rtie Heaaon Frnlt Buabea and Vines Are Protected by Thorns, Most persons think that the stem of a plant grows from tbe roots. On the contrary, the roots grow from the stem. In the case of a plant that dies dowp to the ground In autumn it is not/the roots that send up a uew stem In tfce spring, for a part of the true stem remains underground on tbe root cro^hi, and from it grow up the bud bearing stems In the spring. When a steed germinates, it sends the light loving stem upward and the dark lov ing' root downward. Saw off part of a tree trunk and you wlftilnd a series of rings from the cen terito the bark, each ring marking a year of growth. But these rings indi cate also which of the seasons through which the tree has lived were dry and which had plenty of rain. The rings are always of unequal width. The narrow ones represent dry seasons and the wide ones seasons when the condi tions of growth were better by reason of plentiful rain. Every rose has its thorn, and the same may be said of such fruits as blackberries, raspberries, etc., only they are not real thorns, but prickles, which strip off with the outer bark, while thorns will not strip off, being hardened, undeveloped branches. But why do bushes and vines have prickles? Many people wonder at it, .fo^hey se^no good reason for such a rrowth. But there reason atr "o is In everything in nature. The pr.ckles are given to them as a pro tection against plant eating animals. The stems have a pleasant, aromatic taste, and cows and sheep, would be sure to eat them in winter, when they crave something fresh, if it were not for the prickles. ORIGIN OF THE KISS Tbe Greek Story of the Way la Which It Came Into Being Kissing Is usually accepted as an agreeable fact, and its theory and his tory are ignored, but if kissing did not begin with Adam and Eve it began With the beautiful youug Greek shep herdess who found an opal on one of the hills of Greece and, wishing to give it to a youthful shepherd whose hands were busy with his flock, let him take it from her lips with his own, says Science Siftlngs. Thus the kiss was invented, and perhaps the popular superstition against the opal may be traced back to the same-incident, for osculation has wrought great tragedies in the world's history. Kissing was once an act of religion. The nearest friend of a dying person performed the right of receiving his soul by a kiss, supposing that it es caped through his lips at the moment of expiration. It is said that kissing was first. Introduced into England by royalty. The British monarch Vorti gern gave a banquet in honor of bis Scandinavian allies, at which Rowena, the beautiful daughter of Hengist, was present. During the proceedings, after pressing a brimming beaker to her lips, she saluted the astonished and de lighted monarch with a kiss "after the manner of her people." The most honorable royal kiss on rec ord is that which Queen Margaret of France in the presence of the whole court one day Imprinted on the lips of the ugliest man In the kingdom, Alain Chartier, whom she found asleep. To those around her she said, "1 do not kiss the man, but the mouth that has uttered so many charming things." The Demon of Indigestion.^ Cooks and housekeepers have a no bler mission than they as a class seem to be aware of. It Is that of feeding the human being and keeping him in health and good working condition. A poorly fed man is likely to be misera ble. Few if any of us are able to rise above conditions. "A sick man, sir," said Dr. Johnson, "is always a scoundrel." The language is perhaps somewhat strong and lack ing in charity, but it contains a good grain of truth. The dyspeptic, who sees the world given over to evil and daily growing worse, is very likely to think himself unable to swim against the cur rent and to drift to disaster. "Wo are saved by hope," but without a good digestion faith, hope and charity are almost impossible. Ill A BOY'S LOVE. The Symptoms That Mark Hip First Consciousness of Woman. "It Is deeply and toucliingly signifi cant ot tbe uplifting Influence of wo man over man that the first heart throb of a boy is always accompanied by ablutionary symptoms," says Doro thy Dlx In Alnslea's. "The earliest in dication that a masculine creature gives of susceptibility to the fair sex Is when he first voluntarily washes be hind his. care. Up- to that time his morning bath, except upon compulsion, has only described a small circle, tak ing^ his eyes, a segment of his cheeks his cWo, A thorough scrubbing he Una rwsirdi'il »s i.no or m, icrtn of the inquisition, combine Iiis hall has looluil upon us foolish of time that mi^lit linvr SIIOUH lias 011 Many tourists take tickets at the top, but many of the fair sex are deterred from using them when they see the costume that Is rendered essential to the visit. In other words, they have to abandon skirts and adopt a special "rig out." One may frequently observe that ladies, torn between what they consider modesty and curiosity, go two or three times to the mines before they screw up their courage sufficiently to don the attire and pay the visit. The necessity for women to abandon the usual garment arises from the fact that a portion of the mine can only be visited through the medium of a kind of slide. This slide is, however, the beat thing in the whole visit. It is a great deal better than tobogganing, and,- as one is in the dark and with only a candle fastened to one's dress, it is not a little exciting. The strangest Incident In the trip is that of the illumination of what is called "the salt lake." You are rowed across this lake in almost absolute darkness, the lllumiuation being pro vided by a number of mluers' lamps round the lake, and the journey has a very considerable welrdness. The next best experience in the trip is the final ride into daylight on the trucks. This is a journey through absolute darkness for a very considerable way until final ly one sees a little gleam of light In the distance. Altogether, as I have said, between thu toboggan slide, the car ride and the boat journey across the salt lake the visitor to the Bcrch tesgaden salt miue has plenty for his money. But, curiously euough, he sees very little salt. At any rate, the pre pared salt that one uses on one's break fast table Is not at all in evidence. tA Walking: Pern Most ferns arc confirmed travelers. New fern leaves grow out from the un derground roots some distance away from the old plant The average ob server scarcely notices this, but there Is a native fern that steps off at so lively a pace that its odd habit has long furnished one of the unceasing entertainments of the woods. Tho walking fern often carpets ledges and tops of shaded rocks. The slender, tufted leaf fronds are singularly un fernlike in appearance. They squirui about and "walk" by declining their taper tips to the soil and taking root there and growing. In time clusters of new leaf fronds spring from such rooted tips. By and by some of these, too, bite the earth aud, taking root, start still other colonics, which in turn will continue the progress again and again. Naturally, with the lapse of time, the connection between the older tuft9 and the younger becomes broken yet one eomeUufa finds scries of throe or four linked together, representing as many steps in tho pretty ramble-— Country Life In America. In on the Ground Floor. An ex-postmaster was one of a group In a city hall corridor recently engaged In discussing queer manifes tations of jealousy on the part of young men in love, a dispatch in the morning papers having given rise to the conversation. He said that the most Jealous man ho ever had knowl edge of applied for a position in tho postofllce. He brought such excellent recommendations that the postmaster was moved to wonder that the young fellow did not go Into mercantile life. Pressed for a reason, he finally con fessed that he was giving up a better position in order that as an employee of tbe postotlice he might not only get his fiancee's letters the sooner, but also might learn whether or not she re ceived mail from any other man.—Phil adelphia Times. Bananas, Engllalt Style. At English tables spoons are served with bananas. If the bananas are served as a single fruit course, howev er, sherry is usually sent around with It. A few drops aro poured upon the plate, and the banana, stripped little by little of Its skin, Is dipped Into this and thus eaten.—New York Post. -1 A Naturul Development. "Hello, Stavers! Haven't met you in some time. Still a bachelor, I sup pose?" "Not a bit of it I've branched.out in matrimony." "Indeed! Olive branches, of course J" HEUfihmpnd Dlwat?h. i.^. IICUII lut0 spoilt 011 tops nutl murbk's, whili- lirusliiiiK bis clothes ami Come nM E^ SEEMED a coil' temptlhle truckllnj,- to the i-rtcte cus toms ot society tlint was unworthy of an Intelligent human being-. "Suddenly nit this is changed. Some morning the bo.v appears abnormally 4lcan. He develops a luantu for scent ed soap. His ears are beyond re proach, and If he lias the making of a lover In him he begins to manicure liis nails. He becomes critical about col lars and neckties. His family say, 'How Tommy Is improving!" and his mother congratulates herself that her lectures are bearing fruit at last. "In reality it Is the first premonition of love—vague, inarticulate. Intangible, but unmistakable. No man ever real izes his defects until he sees them re flected in feminine eyes. Men do not dress up for each other but for wom an's opinion they would still be going about in comfort and the aboriginal blanket. The silk hat and dress coat area daily offering her shrine, and Tommy's newly awakened desire to fix up Is simply bis first consciousness of woman. He does not understand its portentousness, and lie may still out wardly Beorn little girls, but for Tilm the die has been east. The disturbing and compelling influence of woman has entered into his life." DOWN IN A SALT MINE. An Occasion When One's Dignity Must Be Set Aside. It is only the elect among travelers who find their way to Bercbtcsgaden, in Bavaria, not very far from Salz burg, wtites a correspondent of the London Tatler. If you drive in a car riage from thence by road, you are stopped midway at a customs house and And yourself leaving Austrian ter ritory for Bavarian. Berchtesgudcn is beautifully situated, aud it has two noteworthy attractions, one of them the Ivonlgeee, thought by many the most beautiful hike in the world, and the other the salt mines. A visit to the salt mines gives one an exciting hour. r" tt t- irmrriiiii. •i-.m Jl,lri,stn",s1t|rouKlit Rifts ot money and who wish to convort that (lenLiNlatilt) furul&tiluKS fnr iho home, and to all otliors conteniDlailnff uur S'S?. W fe "i ,TH0 ",NE FUKN'ITUHK. wo wish to announce that for £E next 80 1.^ blp ^""loason owjfy article of FURNITDRK In our'atore Our are surc t0 BROWN, The Furniture flan. We still have a good stock of those $7.50 couches. The best ever offered at this price. SOMETHING NEW! •ftTPfrrffi CARHART & NYE. FRANKLIN STREET. TELEPHONE 139. tl.elate.tandpe.t hew. 1 "w* •A iwix'r} 1*2?* This time it is a WRINGER. The AUTOMATIC, the finest wringer ever offered to the ladies of Delaware county. Absolutely pure white rubber rolls, the easiest running and the longest lasting. It has a chain gear. But—just come and see for yourself and we will tell you all about it. -a A *v r* 1 We \vish~to thank our friends and patrons for their liberal patronage the past year and sin cerely hope that the same may continue in time to come, for you may be sure that we^wilt en deavor to merit the same by keeping good goods, at fair prices, and treating all who come in a courteous manner. Wishing you all a v, HAPPY NEW YEAR, we remain, YOURS FOR BUSINESS, Anders & Philipp. By the way, we keep a complete line of Blank Books, Diaries and Calendars for 1903. We wish to thank our friends for their patronage during the"year past, and to oxtend our wishes for a HAPPY NEW. YEAR. 1' W -v- & 1 ,T"SJp 4?^ Tt •*y 1 .v eS i-TT Kinne & piamien- mM 8^ a flea in tbajK* «.w in politic* I