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PLYMOUTH ROCK IS HOME AGAIN
Christmas week with home folks,
sr Hugh Runkles of Logan is spend
ing a few days with relatives these
.s.parts.
xft Charlie Mickcy Sr. had the niisfor
Kj tune to have one of his work horses
ft.:get it? leg broken the other day
by|por
mbeing Kicked by another horse the
omnia' .d to be killed.
Mrs «. harlote Piercy and children
•m Harold and Ilazel, spent Sunday at
the David Piercy home.
-he thermometer was 14 below this
:®i M.wifluy jiiorning.
v»j, Mrs. Spencer was buried in Cal
•0 houii cemetery Sunday.
.•••••ia was buried ui Calhoun
ceinr'.../ ,ust Fridpy.
Automobile Fees Must be Paid Before
January 1, 1921, or $1.00 per
Month Penalty is Added
Automobile license fees must be
paid before January 1, 1921, to pre
vent the addition of $1.00 per month
penalty
County treasurers all over Iowa re
port that requests for application
even rollectcd the first of next years I
paid any time during the month to
prevent the penalty. Tins is not, the
case. On January 1st if the fee is
not paid $1.00 penalty is added. Ev
ery additional month that Ihe fee is
neglected an additional dollar is ad
ded to the penalty.
Motor vehicle feus for 1921 must
be paid before January 1. On New:
Yeara Day .$1.00 is added to every
fee as a penalty, and an additional
dollar each month thereafter till the
fee is paid.
PAY UP NOTICE
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Off and on, for ovor 200 years the Plymouth Hock has been
mm-roved back and forth. Not far, 'tis true, but moved. So on the
.. oth anniversary of the landing of the pilgrims, it waB movi.»cl once
«p.%~-re. This time It went hack to its original resting place. The lit
©Si® fellow In front or the rock is William S. Brewster, descendant, in
ninth generation, of Elder Brewster of Mayflower faiuo.
S CALHOUN ITEMS
:t». Plenty of snow for good sleighing
and many are improving it, hauling
•wood and corn.
vw Mr. and Mrs. John Donnelson and
son Morris, spent Sunday in Neola
with Mrs. Donnclson's father and
•-sister.
5.1. Dell Pruitt and family of Council'
Bluffs moved in one of the tenant
houses on the Harry Fitzgibtyjnj
farm and wil work for mm this win
ter.
Calhoun school closed Friday for a
two weeks vacation.
Geneva and Ellen Runkles of Hol
:Stein, Io., came home to spend the
For Rent:--A
once.—S.
ITEMS
Miss Luiu fa lean dosed her school
last week for the Christmas vaca
tion and is spending the week with
home folks.
Mr. and Mrs. John Ashcraft spent
I Christmas at Woodbine with Mrs.
Adams, Mrs. Ashcraft's mother.'
Miss Lela and Vera Stecn came
home from Esse:: last Friday and
spent Christmas with home folks, re
turning Monday.
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Freymuller
and family spent Christmas with
Mrs. Freymu'lcr's parents.
Henry Unmask was in Logan on
business Monday.
Joe Steen and family and Marion
Pate spent Sunday Logan.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry unrpnek spent
Sunday at the Will Unmade home.
Mr. Johnson was laid away in the
Magnolia cemetery Tuesday.
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TIMES WANT ADS
For Sale:—About 50 tons of wild
hay at $10 per ton in the stack, at
the John Ryan farm east of town.
Walter Powell, R. 3. pJ12
Lost:—A small package Has own
ers name on it. Reward. Phone
133. sD31
Lost:—A pair of double lens gold
rimmed glasses in case. Mrs. Jos.
Johnson. Phone 24SW. cD30
R. Williams. eDIStf
For Sale:—A good soft coal stove.
Doty & Peterson. cJ3
Sale:—Choice
barn. Apply to
phone 25F21,
ley.
Farm for Sale:—120 or 140 acres, fine
stock farm. Price reasonable and
easy terms.—J. S. Dewell. tf
For Sale:—One used White Rotary
Sewing Machine, with or without
electric motor. Phone 213. S-4-tf
For Rent:—Furnished room in mod
ern home. Phone ai8. cJ5
Found:—A package on Lincoln High
way, between this city and Logan.
,, Owner may have same by paying
blanks are coming in and some have:
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^e8S" I Wanted:—Gentlemen roomers. Tele
phone 319 J. cJ3
Many automobile owners are under
the misapprehension that fees while1
they become due January 1, may be £or
On account of the unusual conditions ,1, late of said County. All per
of the money marnet, we are sacn- sons indebted to said estate will
firing our goods c\ery day to get
Therefore, we are asking all of our
K. and L. of S.
Regular meeting of the K. and L.
of S., T.. urday, January 1st, at 8 p.
m. sharp. After the regular busi-
is no 4
Sak,_Good wi|(, at ?8.00
per ton. Mrs.
Phono 246.
make
ness. there will be an fashioned :Poot
social for the members only. D31
C. II. Neitzsch.
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DeVORE
Otfice in Martin building
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ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE™*"
Notice is Hereby Given to All Per
sons interested:
That on the 24th day of December
A. D. 1920, the undersigned was ap
pointed by the District Court of Har
rison County, Administrator of the
estate of Joseph S. Kirkland, deceas-
payment to the undersigned
r.nd those having claims against the
same W1n
customers to settle their account in authenticated, to said Court for al
full on or before January 1st. lowance
D30 M. GILMORE.
present them, legally
Dated December 24th, 1920.
W. M. JONES,
D30-J G-13. Administrator.
FOOT BALL PLAYERS NOTICE
,, All the members of the Town
JtTKMSTITCHING and PECOTINGj°Yn fi! ""T v-,i
All those having bills against the
"Work done at the Singer Sewing team are requested to present them
Machtro fice. Cotton jds, luc per Mr. Owen. D30
yd .. ^iiC per yd. Phone 3GJ.
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Ba]1 Team are sted to
turn equipment to
Missouri Valley
housefi possesion at ghe?"
"No. she asked me to be her *beat
woman.'"
alfalfa hay in
J. A. Bennett,
3, Missouri Val
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For Sale:—Thompson's strain Pure
Bred Barred Plymouth Rock cocker
els, $2.50 each. Thos. P. Gilniore,
Missouri Valley, R. F. D. 2, cSi
For Sale:—Good dry hard wood, stove
lengths. $11.0i for triple wagon
box. Anderson Bros. Phone 44F5
J)D31
For Sale:—Cobs. Leave orders at
Brundige hardware store. pJ15.
J?or Sale:—Maple dresser $15. Iron
bed and springs $10j Music cabi
net $7. Library electric lamp S4
Phone 289J. cD3i
For Sale:—Good split oak posts.
Mason & Morehouse. Phone 462.
14-tf.
For Sale:—Two pure bred Hamp
shire boars. These are extra nice
pigs and are priced to sell. Sun
set Slope Farms. Phone 10F11.
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Times.
R. C. LAHMAN, FnpiMK
SAM'L HOLMES, City
DAILY TIMES
$5.00 per year in ihe count?.
$6.00 per year outside the
WEEKLY TIMES
$2.00 per year in the county.
$2.50 per year outside the county.
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Strange.
"There's one thing I can't under
stand about these spirit communica
tions," remarked Mr. Brown as In
finished reading the accouat of a
highly successful seance.
"What's that, John, dear?" asked
his wife.
"Why, you never hear of a departed
soul having gone any other place
ccpt straight to heaven."
Only One Obstacle.
Her Suitor—You surprise me! I did
not think you would Interpose any ob
jection to my marriage to your daugh
ter. Why, I thought you liked mel
Her Father—I do, my boy. But
there is one thing insuperable in the
way.
"What in the world—"
"My daughter doesn't like you.*—
Stray Stories.
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He Has Our Sympathy,
"So Helen Strongmind is to be mar
riurl to Mr. YVurrn?"
"Not exactly. Helen says he Is to
be nia.-ried to her."
"Oh, yes, of course. She's asked
yon to be her bridesmaid, hasnt
Absurdities in Attire.
"I must say," remarked the derisive
person, "that a man looks ludicrous la
the clothes his wife goes out and buy*
for him."
"Maybe," replied Mr. Growcher.
"But not any more ludicrous in my
opinion, than his wife does in the
clothes she goes out and buys for
self."
That's Different ISSS8K1
Redd—Thought you told me that
was a ten-horsepower 'automobile at
yours?
Greene—So I did.
"Well, I can't believe It"
"Why not?"
"Because, I noticed it took only one
horse to pull it back home today!"
Wlfpl
Misunderstanding. llfttftSlI
"Poor old Smyth got into trouble
with his wife by a memorandum she
found in his pocket from the mechanic
who repaired his machine at the of
fice."
"How could she resent that?"
"The memorandum was for supply
ing his typewriter with a new dog."
NO OLD 8HOE8
"Did you throw any old ahsas at
the bride?"
"No. Didn't have a pair that I
felt I could afford to threw away
nowadays."
Something Lacking.
I've pencils, pens and paper white,
Erauers and a quart of Ink.
What a RTon.t poem I now mirht
Could I but contrive to think.
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Improved by Travel.
"There is a great deal of Improve
went to he derived from travel."
"There Is," replied Farmer Corn
tossel. "When I was to town and took
lunch nt a restaurant, I was surprised
to fee how a little bit of travel had
Improved the price of a head of l#t
tuce."'
The Brain and the 8tomach.
"Wouldn't that woman give yon
your dinner for sawln' up a pile of
wood?" asked Meandering Mike.
"Yes," answered Plodding Pete.
"But: I called the deal off. As soon
ns I looked at the woodpile I lost my
appetite."
Heroic Measures.
Wife—I'd ten times sooner stay at
home than go on a visit to the
Borems.
Huh—Then why are you going?
Wife—It's the only way. If I don't
they will visit us.
His Only Protection.
"I told Brown your cure for snoring,
but he refused to try It."
"Why?"
"He says tf he were to cure himself
his wife would make him go to church
With her."
Its Class.
"He was about to fold her to hit
manly breast when her father came
In."
"That is what you might call
folding slip."
That's So.
Freddy—Pa, this paper writes abbot
directors "watering stockl" What does
It mean?
Pa—The directors water the stock
to soak the investors, sonny.—Blighty,
London. -,-,
RftCKlNQ CH/UR IS INDORSED
French Authorities Deotare Great
American "InetltatlonP to Be
MiytotogloaUr Oerreet
Nobody who has atadled the rocktaf
chair win bo surprised to hear, that
the IVwnch Academy of Science hai
declared It the moat hygienic of all
•eat* Instead of a mere American fad.
It is, as the academy says, physiologi
cally cwweL The trouble with It Is
that It la net always psychologically
correct Its baneful effects are not on
the rocker, bat on the beholder. It la
an all-around joy only when it Is not
rocked. Mew England ladles used to
test a new neighbor by getting her to
alt In a rocking chair. If she could re
sist rocking she was of the elect This
simple test of the nerves has made or
marred a great many newcomers' pop
ularity.
The advantage of the rocking chair
la that It puts the body in perfect
balance. The skull la kept in the prop
er position. But oscillation does not
add to the benefit It is good to find
an invention which has been maligned
because of misuse Indorsed by the
scientists. Let these gentlemen nexl
And something good to say about silk
hata.
PROVED TRUE TO HER WORD
Pair Autolst Had 0aid She Would B«
Back Promptly, and It Was
Even More So. I
On one of my first excursions in our
new car, writes a correspondent, 1
stopped at the grocery with my car
parked with the back toward the store
door. I gave my order and told the
clerk that I would be back to get my
things in a very few minutes.
As I stepped into the car, my best
"beau" came down the street, and
anxious to show him how well I could
drive, I hurriedly threw Into gear. I
raced the engine and let the clutch
out to get a quick pickup.
It proved to be a wonderful one, as
I bad thrown Into reverse and found
myself in the doorway of the grocery
store. I had gone over the curbing
and all, breaking the window as I
bumped Into the store.
The grocer hurried out, and when
he saw who It was, "Well," he said,
"you have proved yourself a woman of
your word, but it will cost you the
price of a new show window."
THAT LEGACY HELPED SOME
Of Course Newspaper Man Really
Had Done Well, but Not Entire
ly by Hie Own Effort*
"When I see a ragged man," said
the chairman, virtuously, "I say to my
self there goes one of life's wasters.
There goes a man who has refused to
make the most of his gifts. There is
no excuse for poverty, gentlemen. Ev
eryone should rise—"
"HearI Heart" cried his hearers.
"Everyone," exclaimed the chair
man, "may carve out a good position
for himself if he wishes."
"Perhaps you are right," interposed
a member. "Only today I meta news
paper man who told me that 20 years
ago he came to Chicago with exactly
95 In his pocket He Is now worth
$40,000 and he owes this entirely to
hi* own ability and energy, combined
with good health and a high code of
ethics, and to the fact that his uncle
recently died and left him $39,995."—
Chicago News.
Innocent'Accomplices.
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Don't you know lfs wrong to fish
on Sunday?" asked the pious old gen
tleman.
"Yes, sir," replied the freckled ur
chin.
"Then why are you doing it?"
"Because," replied the urchin, with
a grin, as he held up a catch that any
angler might have envied, "the blamed
fish don't know it."—-Birmingham Age
Herald.
Oratorical Finesse.
"We are going to pick Out the finest
speaker In the town to Introduce you
to the audience," said the chairman of
the committee on arrangements.
"Don't do that," protested Senator
Sorghum. "I need the benefit of con
trast. I don't want to go to extremes,
but If I had to make the. choice, I'd
rather be Introduced by a silver
tongued orator than by a man nho
stutters."
Betrayal.
"Mayme's parrot gave her away
so the other evening that she want
ed to wring its neck. It sang out:
•Jnst one more, Harry.*"
"She needn't have minded that
Everybody knows she's engaged."
Tes, but her fiance's name la
5 A 8hort Drive.
"They tell me this moonshine stuff
will drive a man cr&zy."
"It hasn't much drlvln' to do," an
swered Oncle Bill Bottletop. "Any
man who, drinks moonshine is foolish
to etart with."
Advertising
good returns on the
money invested 34*
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All Suits arid Over
coats that sold up
to $45.00
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Unbiased.
She hadn't been particularly inter
ested In the fight for woman suffrage
through the years of her useful life,
bat had devoted herself loyally to
domestic pnrmlta In the service of
her employer. However, when in
formed that women were to have foil
rights to vote, she announced:
"Well rm going to read up on all
the men whe are trying to be elected
and find out all about 'em and who'*
the best man before I vote for him—
but it ain't goln' to be no Republi
can."—-Indianapolis News.
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Rural Carriers Examination
There will be an examination held
at Council Bluffs and Avoca on Jan.
,22, 1921, to fill the position of rural
(carrier at Avoca, Carson, Loveland,
Macedonia, Neola, Walnut and Wes
ton. ,,
V' JOINT INSTALLATION
The Order of Eastern Star,, the A.
F. and A. M., No. 232, and the R. A.
M, will hold a joint installation of
officers on Monday evening, January
3, at 7:30 sharp
NOTICE'
I will not be responsible for any
debts made by my wife, Cynthis
Fitch.
pD30. Harold Fitch.
WOOD FOR SALE
Good hard wood for range, heater
or furnace Phone us what you want.
Mason & Morehouse. -Phone 462.
Men's and |Young Men's*
Suits and Overcoats
In Two (2) Big Lots
These groups of Suits and Overcoats repre
sent materials and workmanship of the high
est grade. All the newest models for men
and young men. Sizes 34 to 44.
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
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See Our Window Display Today
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WATCH PARTY
The young people of the Christian
church will have a Watch Party- in
the church basemept, Friday even
ing, December 31.
AMERICAN LEGION
Pay your Legion dues before Jan
uary 1. ..
D29 J. G. Zuver,
Post Finance Officer.
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RE1FENRATH BROTHERS
Walsh
&
DR. H. PHILLIPS
Office over Shafer'y Drug
PHONE 368.
PR. H. L. ROBERTS
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN
Office In GHmore Office Apart
ments
ad A
DR. E. .E. LUSK
Physician and Surgeon.
Glasses Fitted.
..Hours 10 to 11 a. m., 1 to 3 and,.
7 to 9 p. m.
Old Coit Office. Phone 104.
Conversation is a valuable thing
save it.
It wouldn't be so bad, at that, to
work in the movies and get a good
galaxy for kissing Norma Talmadge.
Sale of
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Watch this space for many bargains
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0 ur Profit Shooting Sale Still Goes On
if
All Suits Md Over
coats that sold up
to $65.00
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Missouri
Valley
The Home of "Society Brand" Clothes
Make your selection now. ..
"The Home of Good Furniture" vf
Iowa
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The great number of customers
who took advantage of our price
reduction sale last week proves be
yond a doubt the confidence placed
in our fair dealings.
The opportunity
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save dollars
on your furnituure pu-cha&es a .id
every dollar saved is a iorral
earned. Ouru prices are lowor now
than they will be any timf- next
season. Do not over look our of
fer of $25.00 worth of vecoros free
with every plionagraph old row.
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Chambers have moved to the office form­
erly occupied by Dr. Bowen. Phone 645.
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Try a Times Want Ad.
CROUP
The quick gasping cough of croup
is something that every mother dreads.
It comes in the dead of night when
medical assistance is hard to obtain.
That is why Glessco has been a house
hold article in millions of homes for
forty years. It gives immediate re
lief. In fact Glessco is the only prep
aration which can give relief from
croup in fifteen minutes without vom
iting.
Careful mothers everywhere depend
on Glessco. It does not upset the deli
cate child's stomach, and carries the
offending substances right out of the
system.
All druggists sell Glessco in 56c bot
tles. It is worth ten times as much
in time of need.
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