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ttutoget ot-jFmt. The Itulchinau and hi llurclar Trap. I Lear much dings about de purglart, all a vile ; here U-y prake atorea into 'em very much. Veil, I dink I vixm 'em ; ao da odur dime dey gooinea to my atne, dy no goom at alL So I puy a iig 'orse Lintel, and faaMna it to da floor, wid der moozle pointing to te door; then I fastest a string mit ter trigger, and runs it up rait ter all and down mit der floor, ao Ten Mr. Fiirglm opens himself mit der door, yy, if he plow d pi-kin out with de biatel, I oan't help it, don't it '( Veil von day I left do door pointing at de moozle of ter bmtel, imt two pullota in it, and poes out to (lLrink some goot ls-jer mit ter poya. I somedimea dhriak too much laer. Veil, I can't help it. don't I? 1 pores minenelf into more as twenty sixteen klaM lager, and den I goes home. Yen I pass mine etore, I dink I bet ter a.-U look in and ttees if nothing pes all right. TLai ii rijjht, don't it ' If it dvn't, I can't help it. I forgets all about ter pig 'orse Listol, and Ten I opens myself mit ter door, I bhoost get Ton pullet through my elbow, unl von pullets to my hat through it all de vile. Yost I scart ? Veil, if I vas I uiiti't help it. ain't it 't I van not akare, Lut I never any mors ret a bitttle-draps for do purglarf, don't I ? A Model IrIurM. A correspondent of the S.m Frneisco Call, writing from Jerusalem, mentions the following pleasant incident : Close to this place I saw t wo Arabs and a woman building a roush wall along the road. There was an air of intelligence about the woman's face not in accordance with her occupation, ap parel, or soiled hands. The impression was tea firmed on converging with her, and I was as tonished to think hhe could not train a living by some hiirher occupation than building a wall. " Would fho Le kind enough to write her name for me r" " Ye. Would I walk into her house 'i It wa i loe by." " I did not like to take her from her work." "Oli, t-he had plenty of time." We entered a neat cottage, plainly furnished and wel! supplied with books. I was now more puzzled t'mn ever. She produced a large book and a.-ked ma to write my name. I glanced over the pae, and nave French Counts, Herman r..ir"i., lJuinn 1'rinces, Iriih and English Lorls :;nd lukcn, and Francis Jo.-eph, Emperor of Austria. Sho wrote her name on a card, the " rriii' n (h- I t Tour d'Auvergne. She ob t.tined a grint from the Sultan of the piece of grnund whereon Christ taught the Lord'a Prayer, anl i erecting a temple on it, at her own ex pense, which will contain this prayer ia every lanyuiL'e. fiTie ha already expanded aver two bundled thousand francs. A IJiierr Theory. It is said that in the tombs of the Necropolis of ancient Egypt two kinds of mummies have been found. One is incomplete that it to say, all organs necessary for life have been separated from them ; the other, on the contrary, is quite comp.ite. Hiving observed this, a Sweedish t'hemitt, Ir. irus-flbsch, who 1ms the reputa tion of Wing bth great and learned, professor at the university of Upanl, has -ome to the con c'.usi. ii thnt the Egyptian iiiuimuies are not all, as h Wn said and U lieved for some thou sands d years, bodies embalmed by any process of preservation whatever, but that they are really the bodies of individuals whose lives had been momentarily suspended, with the intention of restoring them at some future time, only the secret of preservation has now leen lost. Mean while. I'rof. mselba.'h adduces many proofs in support of idea; among others, his exper iments durin.' the lat ten year.-, which he says nave always proved successful. Ho took a snike and treated it in such a manner as to benumb it as though it Lad been carved in marble, and it whs -.1 brittle, that had he allowed it to fall it would have been broken into fragments. In this Mate he kept it fur several years, and then restored it to life by sprinkling it with stimu la'imr fluid, the composition of which is secret For fifteen years the snake has leen undergoing' an existence coiiipo-rd f successive deaths and resurrection, appartntly without kustaining any barm. The :.fessr is reported to have sent u petition to his government requesting that a criminal who has been condenied to death may bo given to him to be treated in the sains m.inner as the make, promising to restore him to life in two years. It is understood that the man who undergoes this experiment is to be pardoned. A rather hard western preacher was railed ap on to preach a funeral sermon, when he delivered himself iu follows : "I've been begged to preach this era funeral sermon, and didn't want to do it. I never did know any goml of the man. He had bosses, and he run Vm; he hnd cock?, and he fit 'sin, and he'd flip the jack from the bottom keerds. I'vo been told that he was good at fires. The bearers will remove the body, and sing the following hymn ; " "Willi ra'tnre we delight To see the cuss removed. " A lawyer in a certain city in Connecticut, not ramarkable for his cleanliness of person, appear ed at a party u while a go with a rose in his but ton hole. "Where do you suppose it came from?" said ho to a brothor lawyer who was admiring it. The hitter looked up and down the entire lemrth of the questioner, and with great delib eration responded : "Well, I suppose it grew there." . Mrs. Horaee Cook is profiting pecuniarily by her husband's wicked conduct, the ohurch sub scribing liberal sums of money for her. A ir reverent fellow suggests that she would do well to " set him iigain." " f-end us brief statements or "very successful doing of women," says the llfiucithn, and the first response was " A Newark woman has just 'done' her husband out of $l,8i), and eloped with another man. Further p.iruuulars if de sired." A yound lmly in New Harmony, Ind boasts of twenty-seven matrimonial engagements irao tureil by lmr iu Ave years. She has a long string of engagement vints hanging up in her boadoir, and points to them with a feeling of pride akiu to that which animntes the breast of a " noble red man when ho shows off his collection of scalps." A mam being awakoned by a captain of a pas senger boat with the announcement that ho must not occupy his berth with his boots on, very considerately replied, "Oh it won't hurt 'em ; they're nn old pair." Miss Julia Hubbard, the "transcribing clerk" of the Wisconsin legislature, is young, hand some and well educated. A bashful young mem ber called her the "transporting clerk," in his confusion, tho other day, and was immediately called to order by all tho other unmarried men. bora. A colored lady, boasting tha other day of the progress made by her son in arithmetic, exult ingly said : ," Ho is in the mortification table." A little Boston girl thought the minister wanted some sffice, because in praying he kept aying, Grant, we beseooh thee." OTTAWA J FREE j TRADER ; SATURDAY FEBRUARY 12, 1870. AQIIOULTURALi IMPLKMCHTS pARJIERS, ATTENTION JOSEPH MAIERHOFER list tae planar ef informing tb farmer or Lat pallaana surrounding counties, that be is manufacturing af ait larg mwcus tuc,aer in wain canaj,ia Ottawa, in a style and at cheapness hitherto nnaKrocha AGRICCLTUKAL IMPLEMENTS. Bach as CVvmon Smtrmp, On-Tfmr$, rnd Prairit PLOWS Harrowt, (MUxvxLm, Harm Haka, In short, all kind-of heavy farmer' tools. His machinery I all new, perfect, and propelled by an abnadast, sever buling vstxr power. Faraieu are invitedto call and examine his work, whthr they wish t pnrctnat or Bfat. AU sty mark if vximtnled. - Order from a diib.Be promptly attended to, and Imple menu placed en board canal boats or can free of charge. JOSEPH MAIXRBOPER. QTTATTA CENTRR PLOW AND WAGON SHOP. JOHN VETTE Bz l-ve to cll the attention of the pahlic to bi( en argod facilitie fo mannfarturing Wcons, liugie, and variom kin.ia of Agricultural Iuiilmvntn, inch M dragi plows, cultivators, Mu. He ii now manufacturing, auder an excluaive patent right THK CELKBRATED BURNHAM CORN CULTIVATOR. Admitted by kil wh'i hurt triod it to be the beet Cultivator ia oe. Cll end eee it. ALL KINDS OF H K I A I K 1 N O !i la the wy of Blickemlthlm;, wood work, ae., preinptly aid cb-ply dVae. Ordrri from abroad delivered on board cere er canal beat free of charge. Mar IS J0H!f TETTK. AUCT IONCIR . JUNEl'JI M'ATTH, .ii. GtNUlAX AUCTIONEER AND SALESMAN, SOUTH OTTAWA, aLS H ftreniDiefit rlpetiae m Attrtloneer is La Sa'.le sad adjoining couullee. Havlnr now had erer! yean ef eTpertenre. and thankfnl lor tiiel ural put ron aire heretofore lacetrecl, ioKclH a eoatln nance of the favor of U.t public. liduee one mile weet of iMrtd Strawn's, la Wie townhl of Soulb Ottawa. Orders may be left at the Fats Taaoaa offlc. Ottawa Angmt lt-ltai. IC1 CHUM it DININO ALOONt. wa irnKit'M LADIES AND GENTLEMEN'S OYSTER & LUNCH HOUSE, Xo. 14 Madiai'n t., 4 doort vetCP. 0. corntr. And wholesale and retail dealer In ftlrk and Fancv Candle t'ruiln, N ut, Krrsli Oyatem, Toy. Xotlom, c. Parties, festival or laniillea at all t'.ni'1 ti'.ppllt-d with SM b FRESH OYSTERS Dv the dlh, ran or cae, anfl a!o tandlo. fnilt and nut. at cheap a can be houKM la Uie city, i'leaw call. Very thalu fl lir past fsvors. H. WALTHEK , Ottawa, November 6, JOIIX L. riERGI E'S Restaurant and Sample Room, Xo. lit Wain St., Swutfc of Curt Heuae. -TILLHBLn K BERT'S FA-hCT BAKERY, CANDY FACTORY AMD ICE CREAjM SALOON T FOR THE SUMMER CAMPAIGN ! CKEAM ICKS Strawberry Crean Ice f iae Appl Oarry Currant - " Itic Peach Oraag " " Kaapberry- Cream Ic Oram flower" " Apricot " " i. Leaton . Sugar " Cbocolat " " AliO, PHCIT ICB8. Of all the above Prulu. AUe, Of all the above flaven. Alee f 9f alt the above rrait. Al, ITALIAN CREAM ICED 8i m-Hung eatirely new in mis region, and qait a uoted 1 delicacy. Any of the above served to enstomers at the saleou : or to balls, private part lee, Ac, at lowest rates, tgthr with ' rANCY CAKE, FRUITS, CANDIES, Ac. Call at the Kbert Saloon, Main street, a few doors went of First National Bank. - June 18-tf. ; V WM. KBERT. BAKERS. OTTAWA I1AKKKY .AJ ICE CREA2V ' SALOON, i ;','", ii Th Snteriber w.ld Inform bis friends and the puldle that he has opened a . BAKERY AND ICE CREAM SALOON . On the corner or La Salle and Jeffran itreet, feraaer reajl dene of K. L. Waterman. August 10-tf. WM. HUOnKS. NEW ENGLAND BAKERY ANB CON FKCTIONEKY. L. hUT b s laisassar I 0. W. Saaford, Post ode block, Ottawa, 111. All kinds f Fancy and Wedding Oak kept constantly en hand and mad t nler. Also Crackers, and everything in th bakery lias, a lw as any house In th West.- Alt a larg assortment or confectionery canstaatly a band. Orders respectfully solicited. OtUwa,Ja.l8.18tt.-a4tf. L. BI9B. ... JKW YORK BAKERY. TH0MA8 RPENCEH. Sl M Maw . wet ef USata, Sawa, Hah ' (YJtlBMOr WISatOKf ronYOI NO HEN T Si rabic issasi la Yaata and .Hari if ukeni yljl. wrtil aad aatHaaat . Addrva. v SADDLES AND HARNCBS." JJARXESS. SADDLES, TRUNKS, a rv M Whips, Jja-ihes, Horne-Collars, Halters Brt jlea, Martingalts, ftlankets, Keis, Currycombs, Cards, Brush es, f-c, Jbc. UTILITY HAME FASTENERS, Improved Post Patent Bucklea, DAYToN PATENT SAFETY BITTS PENNYPACKER HORSE COLLARS, Oak Tanned Harness Leather &c. &o New arransement. Ravenna taxei taken off, And Great TSeduction in Irice! Don't buy before giving ui a call. Harneea, Saddle and Trunk repairing da 1 tip by aa Is periencod workman at the f-ry lowest raten, BHcm tllnck, enrnrr of Main and Oiumbm tlr'ttt,iuur fbm Rirrr hndot. Ottavs ill. Established in Hit. J. D. STo-ft, Balcaman. May 18,lbbS. J. 0. 8T0XE, Proprietor. H AKNFSS SHOP. S. P. COUCH Keeps c n,tantly on band a FULL ASSORTMENT OF CARRIAGE AND DRAFT SADDLES, BRIDLES, MART1NGALE3, WHirS, LASHES, Blank) rx, Net, Combs, Brushes, Also the Celebrated Penny-packer Horse Collar, Tlu Concord Wool stuffed Collar, and A NO. 1 COLLAR OF MY OWN MARE, A good asscrtm-Lt of SADDLERY HARDWARE, The Pittslmreb Onk Tutirn-d Harncaj Leather always on hand, whieb 1 will sell a low ai any house (in tlie'trvde Kor pruuf of this cull at the old atand Two doors West of the Fir9t National Bank, Main Street, Ottawa 111., and examine for yourselves. feblS "W A T CHE a-. JEWEL RIY FRANK K. IIOVT, awr ' -aj i Watchmaker and Jeweler, Bashnell A Lrlxnd'i BliK-k, of Court Home, Ottawa Illinois. All work thoroiirhly douv and warranted. Clock i repaired at the ahortint uIh TAILORING. jrOOK HEBE: WM. TRAIII.XCi a KrMovnn hi TAILOR SHOP! To the room lMy .irrnpled by A. K. McKtin'a Jewelry Store, No. SI La Ball street, He haa jtut receive.l a new atock of clntha . caaninierea, vesting. Ac, which he ft telling and making op to order cheaper than alop-ehop work cun be bought any where in Ottawa- He baa aim on Imnd a good variety of READY-MADE CLOTHING! (Much ot it ia his own niaKej ad a generni aaaortment of genu' furnishing gooda, which ba ia aelling at the lowcet fig ure. Mr. TrabiDtf, the public generally know, was for a number ef year employed in Boas Tailor and Cutter in L. Friedman's Tailoring Kstnblishment, which had a high repntv tioa for the excellence of its cuiitom work. Remember the place, No 21 La Salle street, late M'K:iln's Jewelry Store, west side of court house. Ottawa, August 8, 1S6S. WAGONS AND CARSIAGEMl yr o. Hi'TiD, MACKACTi:nEn ok CARRIAGES & BUGGIES AND DEMOCRAT WAGONS. Having leased a part of Vllllnm Palmer tt-nsnn shop, I am prepared ti iirnWi the people r l.a ."-nlle :ind ailjcdnlniscnun Ilea with giMil a nhiNt if work can Iw got nnywliere, without any fxreptlim, and defy rnmpelltlnn. rarilcular at- it any exception, and defy itompfllilnn. l'arilcular at i given to repairing of all kinds. Imlli in woi'd and Iron. :iganiltrlniiiilng. I ImveaUnnu Imnd nni! for salu at Point In a all tlmeatarrlaL'rt Material of nil klud. Tliankfnl for pat la. vnr, and snllr.it ynnr continiiniiof. Don't lowt the place w.ranner out tnna, .No. 5 Coliiinluis St., Ottawa, III. r. Palmer' old fnii Novemlior JO, BOOK BINDING. BiDuT, SUtiooer and Paper Boi Jlaanfaftiirtr, , IHs Mala St., South of Court House, Dealer la Stationery, Plank lleok", Tv, Ac. and U areee o do all kind or Hook lilmlltig, Paper ilox Making, anil every hlng rUo in thai line of Inislncs... declH'W WARIHOUSI. STKA1VN A POWELL, Dealers Iu all kinds ol OKAXN AND PUODIJOK, Warehons and Offli' on th glds-ciit, near the Gas Work. Ottawa, III. deS'j-r JK.tIOYAI y. oTkinq Ha rwB'.oved hi machinery from 0. H. Rtisg's old reaper factory to his new shop, o ioite Joseph Malei liofer's rsale deace, arar of Superior aad Cliatea streets, wher hs ti prepared t do all kind f 1'hninf, MattUnf, IU-tmmng A Jtippmp, Oa shsrt atic. Thaakftal for Bast nalmnava. f wit sew aad aisrit a catlnaaai ftti saw, by doing my own work. aarneep m M oa auywker. 0la,May.ie4r F. U. IIK ifMJl 117 Main Street Ottawa, Ills. I 23rug gOOK AND DRUG STORE OF E. Y. GRIGGS, HOrlV THB Sonth Side of 5 Xf Would thank ais numerous frieud for their former liberal t ar n jt, and invite the attention of everyWIy to his large rr COMPLETE STOCK OF DRUGS AND MEDICINES, Patent Medicine, Chemicals. Oils and Paints, Iiruhs of all kimli, Varuiua tUy Stuffa, Window tjhs from 9x12 n Urt Prescription Vials, Perfumery, Ac, Ac. MY PRESCRIPTION CASE-t extensive, and fitted up with choke and puro arti le. Phjuicians aad cnstoniers will Uud a competent man to wait on them at ail hours, day and ni-ht. GOOD BRANDIES, WINES, &C., Tr raodicinnl tue, always on hand as pure as can be had M stock of ' , BOOKS AND STATIONERY 1 the largest this sine of CliicaKO.cnnsHtin- n ( art of School P oks f al th series, Miscellaneous Bk, Biographies, Histories, Travels. Agricultural and Mechanical Honks, Hooka forchidren and youth, Blank Books of all kinds, Ruled and Plain White and lllua Lettor and r'oolcap Taper, Note Puner. Knvelooes. and Cap, Drawing and Music Paper, As. 1 ' ' , MUSIC. Fifes, Flutes, Accordnons, Violins, Flaaeloets, Clanonet, Pictolas, Banj-w, Harmonium-i, Jewriharpn.'Ac, Ac Sheet Music, Note and Song Beoks. 1 ' n NOTIONS. Notions of all kinds, t tmlious to metitir n. Call and get almost anything y m want. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL I "ill supply Country M' rchatits and I'livsiriam with small bill a wholesale prlc, and a cheup as they cu them iu Chicago. 1 can do bo liecausa I am reci-iviiii umnthltr from tha Eastern cities from first hands. (may 19,186ft.) K. V. GklGQS. 3t3 3FL O" 3r r S-0-3FL3ES. MAIN STREET, 5?? Wi-stofLaSalle Street, (SoUTnsiDE.) OTTAWA ILLINOIS. 1 Import and keep constantly on band, a large and well selected tock of DRTJ OS AJSTD OHEMiaIjQ, All the new and popular PATENT MEBIXJINES, EXTRACTS, AND SPICES, For Cnllaary t"s. Perfumery. BrusheM, and fancy TarnlMlie, Window 4.'la!. Particular Attention rmn to the Compoumlinif of rhyMeiiinn' rrentriptiono. Vlanlng & Uuilling. B V1LDING IvIiTKRIAL. STRAWN & POWELL. ItCFACTUKICM OF Bash, (glazed and ungluzed.) Doors, Blinds and Mouldings, Aui Dealers in Limber, rtbingles, Ijith, "Timber, And Posts, Nails, Ohiao, PaiuU.OiN, and the Celebrated Rock Paint Co's. Paint, the bet and ninet durable in uhc, ALSO Shell and Heavy Hardware, And Tools nf svery description. AZ"a, Hatchets, nauimers, &ronpa, Shovels, Spades, Huy and Manure Forks. A large aswrtnient of licks, Latches, tlingrs, BnlU. Pkates, Carrii;e Bolts, Ax aud Pick Handles. A ilneasAortnient ol Table and Pocket Cutlery, Together with Plated tTars of the latest styles and best manntacture. Planing, 3Iitching and Ripping dne en short aoMea. Lumber Yard and factory Adjoining nerth end of Illinois Rieer Brlrlg. HARDWARE 8T0KK, l.a 8allstieet, between Mam aad Mill streets. J'.. U.1S6S. Dams. 3. WOOD, PROPRIHTOR. I am now uiauufacturiug au artit Is Hour that cannot be celled, if eiialled, Pi this or anv other place. Why pay aa 1CX1IIA PH10M fnr as article brought fram seniH other town which is uot aav belter if as good. FATRONIZE TTOME INSTITUTIONS, If tha article warrants it. I taava the exclude right to MANUFACTURE HOMINY And the only Mills there urn ia I a "alto t mnty. In fart I liava everything in th L'lf- r line.' Flour ! Grain ,; Feed ! PEARL HOMIHT.j. All of which is WARUANTHI), an delirered in any part f the city from T . M.t A e. at. In my CUSTON DEPARTMENT I challenge competition. I raa and will turn out better flour for the farmers, aad more efit. than say mill ia La Salle evanty. My Mill in in tlie a of onVr. I employ aosecoad rate aiillers, every man I find cln, aad I pay theru euoauh to do in v work, and they do Ii well. STry lis. or 1 refer you to many lariaera lor whom I have dune work to-the last 6 or year. I slue guarantee satiietaetioa ia Ik s.avalnMlit. 21-t FtBHtH kXU AUIIICA Initial Paper and Envelopes, At reels earl aria. A lew all ktads af Paper aad Bnvi4nn by the rm and bov. aVLeaHSotJ. Movsmber M. UM. QToltAMPI l'01i llAIr.-I havo Thrw O Com Crlbt and a smalt Wareboaae to reat. Will rent sarb rib aepanttelv.ir wanted. Thr U aa otas and Fairbanks Platrorm Scale on th premises, with wklsh parties ea wvlicb their 'own frn. Th premiss ar sttaaM UMwean Anaoir'l and arrawa Powatl' WarJsM. lv.aiMM JAMMCfUHAV Stores. OOOD SAMArtlTAIV, tha Public Square & Cjr Article! Ir the Joilet. Painty Ollta' $U$fsUanfous. rilllU POP I LAIl Jl VKMLi: y!AG- A azi-ni: ty A.Miatic.. The Little Corporal. TEKMS, ONE IxJlLAR A YEAR. Sl.VC.I.K COPY, TWEI.VK CKNTS. Tiik I.rni.K Coki'oiiai, Imn a liirsror eirculutlnn than an other Juvenile Min;a.iut- in the wtn hl, and is la'tu-r worth tlin prle than anv oilier ina-MIni-ever puMWiod. Hi-i hum' ol In lniinenM treulnlion, ,? are enabled to fnt nltdi it at the low price of Une (ulhir :i year; M t'oplea, one) year, ft; slimle nuiulier, l.'cenli; or I'ltf to anv on who will try tn raise a dull. Itcitiitlfnl r units for chilis. Suhscrihe NOW. New volumes ln :rin .lunuiiry and JulVi back nimihcrsciiu always be m-x1. Addivsa ALFRED L. SEW ELL & CO., Publishers, f'lflre qf The Little Cijit, tHR'A(it). ILL. P. S. Xic us. piibllish the following t "THE SCHOOL FESTIVAL," All orludnal Uiirterlv M:i:ilne, devoted exclu-lvelv toscllOO fiitertainiii('iiis,eliiliiin.ii-, l,ilileau., etc. Price lii'ty cuul a year. Miniplucop) 15ienl.s. The Ml lie Corpora I'i. New Drawing Book. ' HEED'S DRAWING LESSONS," The best thins of the kind ever Issued. Price 1.X0, for clot blliilin; N:hool Kilition, w ceni.s. Sold by booksellert. OH eeut by mail on receipt of price. Mrs. Miller's N.v Book, " THE ROYAL ROAD TO FORTUNE." A dellghtrut and Instructive tnrv forbovs. Price, t 3. Ma by laiok.-ellers, or sent by mail mi receipt nf price. Also niiineiout inber linnUa. WvU tor ih'scrlpllv cltsulaav Addies9 as ahoe, ALFRED L. SEW ELL k CO., Publs-hera, Mov. JO CHIt Al.O. IIA. gTitouKii ,t (io.Mtoia', No. 105. Main Street, Ottawa Ilk M.uiul.icturits of all stylist of (0 M (0 10 10 Pt COLLARS AND FLY-NETS. Also keep on hn.id all style, nf f.lnnkeis. Sheets, Whips, ('ite. rv ciiitilis, llrushi s, In fact itny lliUm ynu want In our line. T inniiufiictuie nor nf ii cnlLir, and nmke ll a Nieclsllv I o sell eull:irth:il w lit not hurt your burse. Ask for Sirolirl A (ion itiil's collar. M rU; ntteiilhui paid to rejmlrlm;. ilecla'0 1,000,000 OMAU,: 1,000,000 jii:i4.ii: i i j.. zt 'I' s I 1,000,000 Already Sold! Tim Fine th it lit 7,'rvi . r ('.n It 'ctiH-i faa Hpeclnidsi Hsnt.on Appn). Also All Kihds of Xthuht Stow. tW SssnA for attsmava. Adaess sVaww ifm. ra-s maawatias)