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OTTAWA FUEL TKADEli : SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1874.
BUDGET OF FUN. luliu Si'rautun'H Ilal. Tim other tlnv (writes "Ziskn" fmm Salt !.:ik.. Cilv to tile. New Yolk Stilt) 1 mil .iLMinst Air. Charles Yeomans, an old Cult i'ornian. who is kcctiiiis a restuarnnt here. After listening to Itis etories of Hit! early days of Sun Francisco. 1 Mild : "Mr Yeoimins. do vou ever remember of mei tinL' u. man named John K. llackett ia Sun Frimclnco." "John Jv. llackett?" repeated Mr. Yeoiunns, Ok yes, 1 recollect Huckctt, and weor.ije Uarnurd. mid Monro Wilkes, anil George Butler, and John Suranton of New Haven, .nd Unit whole crowd. They were mighty livt-Iv follow, all of thein. Lcm-iue-nee (in a musing war) Luiu-mc-sue? Why Nuckett is a Judge or something of that kind, in Jew York now. I seen a fellow about six luuiitlis ugo that told me he made a first rate Judge TjU per cent, gold 40 uer cent, silver, and 10 per cent ro)ier. llackett wan a wonderful thot jvonderful ! I've seen him drive tacks in a door post tit thirty feit, uud never miss a tack. AH thp boy. took oil" their hats to him. lie could shoot the tors o,' of a ily. That was a great crowd that crowd in California in those days." Here Mr. Yeonians shoved up his shirt sleeves, ami mixed a cocktail for Major Gor don and ('apt. Dinwiddle, of Camp Douglas. After the cocktails had disappeared, he con tinued: 'lu those days, you sec I used to keep a place just outside of Han Francisco, called the Ocean House. Iliad a partner. His name wus .Barnard not the Judge. It was lcm-inc-seeV it must have beeu, yen it was, in 1857. All the boys used to ride out and see vis, and the thing, first and last, panned out a good deal of coin It used to be a great place fur the high toned sports to come out and sh ot pigeon-matches and eat these big Cali fornia shrimp, and play a little draw, drink wine, and such things." Here Mr. Ycoiuans shoved up his shirt -k'cves, and mixed a cocktail for Major Wheeler and the Jlon. Sam Merritt, ex-delegate to congress from Idaho. . After the cock-, tails had disappeared he continued: I "Well, tho Ocean House used to lie a great! place of resort fur tho boys. They were al wavs playing practical jokes on each other and having a good time generally. I remem ber one morning there was Cook and Schenck, The gm.t niarketmen, Ward Eaton, and Ira Katun in the saloon and having a high old time, laughing, drinking, and telling stories. Ira Eaton had one of these here fancy double barrelled shot guns under his arm, and was bragging about the game he was going to vhoot before night, when w ho should come in but John llackett and John .Scranton. You oughter have kuowed Scranton, for he was one of the best fellows that ever scratched gravel." Here Mr. Ycoiuans shoved up his shirt sleeves and mixed cocktails for the lion. Oscar G. Sawyer, Mr. Sloan, the livc-wifed editor of the Salt Luke Jfertthl, and Major Howell of Camp Douglas. After the cock tails had disappeared he continued: "Scranton had on a bran new beaver hat. It was as glossy as ebony. lie had just given $15 for it, got himself shaved and Lis clothes brushed and looked as neat as a mountain i;uail. llackett was as handsome as a game rooster. The first thing I knew Ira Eaton stood his shot gun up in the corner, and went out doors, saying that lie would be back In a lew minutes. After he was gone Schenck looked at the gun and said, 'by George, it's loaded.' So llackett and the rest of them they got around and looked ut the gun, and sure enough she was loaded. Then Ward Eaton said, 'Let's put up a cold deck on Ira while he's gone. We can draw the charges from his gun, and then bet him a basket of wine that he can't hit John Scrauton's hat at forty yards.' The joke took immensely. Schenck drew the charges out of the gun, and they all stood around the bur chuckling and waiting for Ira to come buck." Here Mr. Yeonians shoved up bis shin ".keves and mixed a cocktail for George A. Smith find Hishop Stenhouse. After the cocktails had disappeared, he continued : "Well vou pee. in about live minutes Ira he. tame back. They all bcft'tm talking, ami Ira began bragging about the game ln WW J going to shoot." llackett stepped up to tin.4' counter and picked up Ira's nun. He niiwd her over and sighted her two or three times, and then aked Ira what kind of A ;im she was. Ira said tlnU she wa ii p'.vi'y good hooter, that he had used hoi' ti halt dozen times, and that lie didnt hrive auy fault to find with her. 'What dH vou pav for her?' says llackett, Hill tW".ing he r over. 'Well,' Ira said, 'she co?tne a hundred and seventy 'ive dollars ' At this llackett laughed, and liegan to Vi-'.icule Ira, telling him that the gun want wnth a dose of tausy and bitters, :ind t'U a man could buy a cart load of such guns in New ork for two bits. Of course, Ira was mighty indignant. Me told llackett that he talked like an infernal fool, and advised him to go to a gun shop and learn something about a gun before making an ass of himself.'' Here Mr. Yccmnns shoud up hir, shirt -keves and mixed a cocktail for .tudgo Hemingwav, of KaiiMK. and Judge .'Jeter j Clinton, of Salt Lake. After the cocVail- j had disappeared, ho continued: "Well, just as Ira and llackett got to c.issiu' i one another, John Scranton he, stM p 'l up, and sculled himself into the row. f course ; lie took Hackctt's side, declared ti e gun to 1 e I nothing more than a pop gun, :.:ul wondered that u inan of Ira's sporting reputation would i r.arry such a gun. Ira was wild. He bad no Mispiron but what tho toys were in carncM. There was a jolly row. Ii" lasted two or three minutes. TheiJo';'! I-"cTj:ilon u.kcd Ira if ;he gun was loaded. Ira said it was. 'Then,' -aid John, wlnkif? at the boys, 'I'll lx t you a basket of wine fi: it you cunt hi my hat on top of that barrel,' pointing to a barrel about forty yards dif::nt. At this Ira hesitated. He hokVl at Scrauton's newjbeavcr, and said that tt worn! bo a cussed (-hamo to ruin such a hat as 1 1 1 ;it . If some one would put up an old hat. he'd takr the brt. Hut John Scranton Insisted upon putting up iiis hat, and accused Ira of trying to crawl out of it because be knew that thrrt'. were no old liaison the prcniNes. That lived Ira up again. Tut up your hat,' he sT.'d. I'll take ii pop at it for a basket .of! -.vine.' " j ITere Mr. Yenn.iiis lio'. ed up his shirt -leeves and mixed cocktails for Iiishop Fair, j if Ogdcn. and Col. Woollev. of Cheveiine. ! They were large enekt.iiK After they had iisappeared (the coektaiU not iln' Ilisiinpaiid Colonel i. he continued: So John Scranton went nut and put up his liftei n-dollar hat on the barrel. When he came back he was nigh bursting with laugh-ti-r. All the boys acre nudging cadi other and bad as much as they could do to hold in. Ira lie raieJ the nn.'took good aim, and plumped away wiih both aarn l-. The hat pimped into the air about ten feet, and tin n fell to the ground perfectly riddled with shot. Kvervbotiv loareil but .John Scranton ami ii.ifKfir." HcreMr. Yeoman- shove.1 up hi sleeve ami mixed coektails f..r Warren Ihxv and your .orrespontlent. They were small one . ((KktaiN, not thr iiien.! After thev Jtad appeared, he conlinued: "Vou see it wa a job put u n Scranton and Ilaekett before they came in. 1 here were four t har;cs in the gun, :ntl Schenck inlv dr.-w nut two of them. Scranton simply f-ai.i, 'llo'v Mnnke:' an. 1 ordered the wine." " What i tlie ilitTerpnec lietween a tempta tion andfternityV One is a wile f ;he devil i.E.l 'he o'h'-r is a d.vi! of a while. At the J'oht-Ollleo Window. From tho N. V. (.'oiiiiiieivtul Advertiser. At tho window for the delivery of adver tised letters special vigilance is requisite on the part of the clerks to guard against the delivery of advertised letters to unlawful and mistaken claimants. They sometimes have a dillicult task, however, in pcisuading vi ap plicant that the letter ho inquires for is not for him, but for another individual of similar name. ( ine of them had such a task not Ion since, when a daintily dressed and perfumed gentleman presented himself at tho window and iibked for a letter adveitised as remain ins uncalled for ami addressed to "Edward J ackson." The clerk soon found the missivo inquired for, but, after reading tho Miperscription, said in a decided tone: "This letter is not for you, sir." "Xot for me! Isn't it for Edward Jack- sour 1 "Yes, sir; but it isn't for you." "My name is Edward .1 ackson." "1 don't doubt it, sir: but, nevertheless, I am sure this letter is not for you." How can you know that, sir? sum me exquisite, now becoming indignant (it is astonishing, by the way, on what siigiu pio vocation post-oflice callers let their angry passions rise): "If you don't give ine that letter at once, I'll report you to air. .James. The clerk, knowing that .nr. .James, wnne he would notctU'itcnanceimpcrtii rut 'talkm back," would be Hire to sustain him if he were in the right, coolly answered : "1 ci'.n t give you the letter unless you mswer the discrfption in the address." "Isn't m name Edward Jackson, and isn't the letter addressed to him V Don't I answer the description V" "Yes, sir, so lar. Uut that isn I cnougu. Hie letter (reading from the address) is for ICdward Jackson, colored, cook on the schooner Dirty Jane. If you answer to Unit description hero s your letter." lint Air. Jackson didn't take it, and vanisneu leaving behind him the odor of Joeky Club perfume and muttering maledictions on the custom of advertising letters and on the head of the culinary artut of the gallant Dirty l lino. H.el Loose that ltOie!" I'he Hay City CknmMv- pays of OHO of its illustrious ciliens: Mr. Wopples was born to command there is no doubt of it. He can no more help giving orders whenever lie sees another man at work than a woman pass a mirror without trving to catch a glimpse ot her back hair. "Mr. Wopples was coming along the street the other day where some menVere hoisting some melted tar to the top of a building for the roofers. One man was pulling at the hoisting rope and another was holding the bucket away from the wall by nieans'of a cord. The bucket had just passed the wide cornice when Wopples came upon the scene. He comprehended the situation at a glance and saw that the man who wa holding the bucket out from the building by the cord must slacken it, so as to let the bucket swintr over on the roof. "Let iro that rone!" shouted Mr. Wopples. The main pulling on the hoisting rope recognized the voice of authority ami, with a dim impression that somethinir had burst, he dropped Lis rope and ran to tile middle of the street. The bucket came down so as to just hit the edge of the cornice, which upset it and the smok ing, sticky contents descended in a black flood upon Mr. Wopples. During the next two weeks Mrs. Wopples devoted her leisure hours to scraping the tar oil' Wopples' skin, varying this amusement by the delivery of free lectures to Wopples; upon what she calls his habit of "etarnally meddlin'." A humorous old man fell in with an ignor ant and rather impertinent young minister, who proceeded to inform the old gentleman in positive terms that he could never reach heaven unless he was born again, ami auneii I have experienced that change, and now feel V0 HUSldv." . , ,' "And" have von ken !" si: J his J I companion, musingly. j ! "Yes, I trust I have.'' . Well," said the old gcl'.iliiU.iil, eyeing him attentively, "1 don t think it would hurt you to be born once more." - ii - -mniier for a MilwauK'f house was a few davs ago, in La Ciwjk anxious to get across "the river on the ice, tut was told it was dangerous, so he got on h''s hands and knees and crawled across, baring a skill' on the ice to ret into in case the "ice broke. Alter he had crawled about "halY way across, and was all tired and diicmn-nged, lie heard a noise behind him, r.r.d, thinking 'he ice was break ing he got on bis knees, just as a load of wood came up belli:!'! iim. The ice was a foot thick, and soir.c other runners hap plant it on 'him. lip is Marching for the fellow who ! told Mm !',':ve was thin. A r. s lis, ba in P-ov.' i' 'v.t on lbichaiian street, lndianapo '.v following conspichously posted up -NO voiM- man ALLOWED to come And COl'KTE my i)i:ri-.u i Ni.iiss he has s:.'.-)(1.00 to PAY l)OW mi a mii'si-: and ia.it balance in 11 i'c :'. wares for sail bv me. WITHIN." A clergyman accosted by w old tance bv (he name of Cobb, replied: .enuaiii "I don't know you, sir." "My name isj Cobb," rejoined the man v. ho was half seas . over. "All, sir," replied the clergyman, "you J have so much corn mi you tint I did not see the coli." i A negro preacher holding forth to his con-j ' legation upon tin' subject of obeying the; command o liod. says, "ISredren, whatever (iod telN li.eto do in dis book (holding up the I'.li-Ieidat I'm gwine to do. If I see in it dat I must jump tpj) a stun wall, I'm gw ine to ir.inp at ii. doing troo 'longs to iiotl, jumpm' at it 'longs t J me." A Ni'W Ijildiiil youtli who '-vm-iI Wfst" i:i si':in lt t' t'Ttuii", writ li;u k that lit- luis j.iiui'il tim e t l.ur l:f if dtiVi-rcnt th uoiii'iut- tiiilis : lit' is S.ill-ll"l tii:u ui;u i-s uu: nu. on Iv to M-ciirc :itr'ii;:uf, "'it ul"" 'o "lutvc u hautJ in ul! ;!i'' tun P"':''.-' Not loni: hlm .i Wi-.eru minister tolilihcl vounir ht'liis" id' his ci,M'j-!ei;;ition thnt thf j tilst step to ritiu wus an .'sirit ii leuuier rtr.-i :t ' ;in! i if :r:iy.-.ili!".' 1 ri'ib n- 1 '"e "I' his hear-1 ji-r-i having (.. :;. m rif i.ext i:iy to uc -oinei jrilibon. hs... il ii..- .1. : k t "thru- m-.r '. ;is to ruin.-' I S. n:if.n- S.Mtt v:i l:ilki:iL' to ff 1 '. i:n-, 1 vallia Suir1.iv schiMil, u Mi! lay or two ul'o, aii'I askeil lit.' seholais Jiv ,siifior. was kept in prison. One of tin- t-.-rti h'r (tnietiy prompted a liov to say that il was l-r :i ho-ta-e. aii'j the yntit'h not i.iiitf ratchiiiL' th" words p.ipe.l out : lie w as 1 taine.l lor port:f.r ." i .. i i ! . " " , " , ; Vi 1 ,,.v .Vi ,,1l'rM,,:a J''' l"'ltA , ' I I laililt U. 1 1IU JUUfcV, M till IUI "III HH "'- :. lease, ai last sai.t. n uai is in: i.sf-.i iu.i.Mf.1 IsuehJiltiss uboilt :i little water?" "Vour honor will h-c thi i it, ' replied one ol; the lawyers, 'v. li-n I inform you that the! paities "are both milk-men j I "Matriraonj"," said a uvdern Feuedt( t, the otUtr day, "producis wonderful cuanpe. Here T nm. for instance, in ten short month"?, c lmni'i j fr w u tizl.u V lover ! a loving sire. Steam Siob "flJrfotfng. 1 f 1 T1 TRADER 1 II 111 II DEPARTMENT IS SUFFLIED WITH THREE FAST PRESSES! HUA- JIV A BAXTER STEAM ENGINE, The llewt in I'm, Audi')' alt the needed machinery, typoafcd. Sxtujcs lir all kmiH of plain suit Ittucy BOOK AND JOB PRLWIAG. Various Kew Styles of Type tsl received and additions constantly being made. "WITH Ol.'Jl Steam Power Coet'liff 1ml a trlfie for fuel, we ran pi tin; Uioussuil hi)':tM :it a' i.t ly Half the Cost of Hand Power! We are fully prepared to print in the beft style of the art, Rooks, Pamphlets, Abstracts, Uriel's, Ansuiiteiitfc, Letter Hearts, JJil! Hearts, Miivelopes, Posters, any size, HaiidliiMs, Streamers, Circulars, Cards, iVe, PRINTING DONE IN ALL COLORS! liroivinc. (Jildiiitr, A. ",I V"AY ttlECIAL ATTEKTICN TO LEGAL BLANKS 77,7. ' ' Lawyers, .1 iislicrs. Const aM, Scliool' Ker'"F f"" "rlirt iiyln Land. If r t . si rvttiil.ur tf-.ie to ''. rrv. I V l,'lMi tfent trur nc tfilt"t '. While we gcarantee a Good Work as any city jobbers, we challenge a compar- ison of Prices with any otnrr establish-' ' rnetts. 1 1 " STEAM " THUS JPXjJlI&O RR EE DING ASSOCIATION Announces tho fullutviug II Dunns the Samoa or 1di3, at the liaru of Ii. Steward, riano,UL PANIC A beautiful Ray, eight years old, 1C34 hands high, weighs Hif. Can trot better than 2M when in condition. For form, style and way of going, is second to untie. J'KDKIUKIC.-l'Hnli- In bv Mc(irpi;or' Wurrlur ; liu dam bv nimtkwuo.l. a hull" elsiiT to the dam or TuroHin i hli'l. Melirefr' Warrior wan hy Old Koyal lit'ome; las Oaui wak in liiorii'il niarp, mipnoaril to lie thoroiililircd. Tunic 1ih provnl hinisi'll'B trotter (tetter, linvtue ttlrcd Homciif :ii')hitTrotiliii;Collslii dmao-, mv o thin hav !:. trotted Heller tliuu 2M u u lour ycur olu. REVENGE Thoioug'uliii'il, a (ioUlen Sorrel. 10 htnds high; for breeding and form he has nut an opiul in this country. l'KDIOUKE.-IIcvfrsti hy Imported Monarch. 1st iUn, Fa.ililon, hy Imported tt vw M dam, Honnt'tn o' Hlue, by Sir ( liarlcn; ;1I dam, lieallty. hy Sir Archy ; 4llnlam. by Im ported Medley ; 51h duni by Imported Sentinel , WICdam by Miiri Antlionv; illi dam by Imported .Ikiiiik; Slh dam by Imported Monkey ; iitn dam hy Imported Silver Kye; 10th (Jinn hy Spanker. Kaolilon w the most celebrated Race Mare or her ace, wlnnlni; 81 outol racen. H ol which were lour nillorai-.iii. The raccii she lout she wrni ont ol condition, belnir leaton In much slower time than tliRHlowest be madeln her wlnnlne race. tS.ee the iidlgree of UevenKe und Kmhlou In j'n' Amtriran Stmt hmk, p. 3SS ) Monarch, oy Imported I'riam, bred by HU MiO!ty Klni; William IV, at Hampton Court, and Imported by Col. Wade Hampton, of South C arolina, lut dam. imported Delphlne, by Vhlker; v'ddani, My l.ady. by Coimm; Hd dam. the Colonel's dam, hy I lelphlne; 4th dam. Tipple Cyder, by Ulnx Kertrus; 5tb dam, Sylvia, by Voihik Mamke; 6th dam. Ker rctt, byahrotliertiiUvlvIa; "th darr. bv lieuulua i sth dam hy Lord Morten's Aralilan; 9th dam hv Mlxhury ; 10th dam hy Mulso llav llarb; llthdamby llav Ihilton ; l'.'thdam by ( oneyfkl" -, l.iili ilam hv flulton's tirey liarti; lltn dam by llyi-rlr'sTuik; l.iili dain hy Hustler. Monarch ran many races, and never lost a beat or a race. (Pea JJwe'i .IwiTiVuw U'Xk, ji, :. j YOUNG- LION A Canadian French Stallion, 7 years old, Mantis 15ft hamld hitrh, weighs J4ou lKv; t Jet Hlack, with very heavy mane and tail; forsplendid hone, etyle and actions, he is iieknowli'ilgetl by eoiiipe tent horsemen to be the best horse of his class that was ever raised hi Canada. l'EDHiHF.K. Voting l ion, sired by Coeur tie Lion, dam by Black Diamond, a mate, that could trot in :MU, und a winner on the turf. YOUNG SCOTLAND n tmnortcd f'lvdesdale. a beautiful Urown, four years old, Mauds 17,-.j hands high, weighs l'.Hh) ll,s. when in good tlcsli, litis great none mm goon action, and fur u draft stallion has no suiierior in this country or any other. I'EDNiKfcK. Voting Seotland, sired by Old Scotland; his dam, a pure Clydesdale mare. The Terms are as follows: PANIC 1IM) to insure; !f7. for the season; f 50 for single lcnri. liJiVKNfiK.-Jdutl to Insure Thoroughbred mares: tM to insure common bred mares. V)l"N(i LION t'i't to insure. YOL'SXi K'OTLAND. 40 to insure. 1'imUiri fiii-ti.xh-tl Jnf Mao from . tulislnmr. Af l itit ut:s atui i.tivijiii'i at omurs1 risk: PRIZES. T ssociation otl'crs t lie following prizes, to be awarded at the Kendall Count v Agricultural Fair of 1n74, for Co'.is sired bv their Horses: For the hut Colt sired by l'AMi'.lOdeash ami the Rorvice of the Horse. For the best Colt sired by Krvkxc.i:, out, of n thorotii'liliretl Mare, tirovitii d there are three en tries, JUKI ca' li ; the bc.t otitof a common Mure, fill cash; and service of the Horse. For the best Colt sired by Yoi'.no Liox, 'J m !wli 1111,1 t'.i- service of the Worse. For Hie iH.il Colt h'ued by Voi xo Srori.wn, Jn f.nvili !nd ttu aerviee of the Horse Mi mh.ru f (''. A.:itH uttf for the nluiiv ii'.t. . tit oUotttil in l,lano.IH..Mny ITth !fATC CLOCKS JEWELRY, Silver & Plated Ware, Spfcliiclcs, v. Ml V :i 1. . i.., l at L'n a'ly lle'l'iceil 1'rli is. vet- ,;ur L'.,(US Ulld pi le.'S. ( or. Main Coliiiiilnis Sis. ! (l".iu.....lu! l!ll..i ;i. M. " ft i-:.-ic:o'i Manuiai.t' f and "teaier in BOOTS AND SHOES. AH kln'in'if rirk time un'-i: A'-y-' V.' X On LaSn'.Io Ki: n.r '. t. . '.. It It IT. I . I . BUILDING mm iallions is? Serrin !!-';l-" nk uicii&sow HE fin Contractor & Jobber.i;if Elj. l'a-ei"de.;rt:if to bull l! ttj C.-ir iiite:. try It lli;i F ALL 4 1 ".I-:- IM vrt I.I s. i IN. :i;s;i! ly on hand, m' -fi-' ' ' ' ' ' ' T Slipcn i:.,iii!uti i .r.r.'t.t.ur-'.i n: tl.e -,n: l:-;.lir ti:. wa.liiiiiiiH. FOR SLE. 1 hf rMnl'iiee lutelT oc. upi1 1'jr tlif Itev.M.K. Wi.ltt.e wv. fvu ih n'irili t.lulf. r.m':nit'i: f.nirtt n n- ot n.ii 1 'and. ltn hftirme lru:t tires. .!:. r . wt'l lt"'fcl t i irrA'.u. rn'iTurei.I ' o. ii.i - n. i Auz.S-tf In l't ortii c I l t SUMMARY. I Lire ft lr.'vr fiMiij-ir' tt k i.i .( lif t- . 1 and 1- i i;: i. i I ftflsccllaiicous. THE ORiaiNAL WE W.th all the Valuabh lmprovenionta. Tho Cheapest. Best, and Most Durable Machine Ever Invented ! Call and see their, at the Airrlcaltural Implement J 'ciiot, on La balle Street. FARMERS. ATTENTION! 1 wantlt dli.tlnctlv understood 11 you want at.v Varmtnv Voola, I v'll sell liem as Imw and giveyuuasancoiuiuoda- lliiKtiu:e aa unv man in ini couioy. p. very nupiemeut war ranted to irlvc. entire satlslactloti. The toIlowniK Is a par tial list o K Jods that I navethe excluslvesal 'ol lu this vicinity: Perkins' Wind Mill, li 11 man Corn Shellera and 1'owers, Sweepstakes Thrasheia. OhleiiKul'Itt' " Hiill.ilo ' " Vibrator " " Food steamr rt, feed Mill. Kood Cutters. ("atrhanks" and Victor Hralek, Fnrat llnulley's Home Hake, llopbers. Chums. Wanning Mach'.us, (Miamplon Keupets and Mowers, Adams B!i"lleis, Vandlver I'lanters, Climax riantera, I'eorU Union I'lanter. lmprovwd tlar.-.?4"ito$'i(l. Northwestern rianters. stalk Cutters. i t.ilk Cutter Attiichii:eut for Plow?. C5 O! tawa, March IB;:'. K. 1.! VKKTSKi: Ayer'i s Sarsaparilla Is widely known as one of the moat etltvtual leinedies evel o;i!.covered lor cleansing: the system and purity l nc tlvv blood. 1 1 has stood the tent ot yiars, with a constantly urowlmr. reputation, based on lis Intrinsic virtue.', and sux talnedhv its remarkable cures So mild as to he sale and Is n- etlclal to children, and yet so searching aa to elli'ctually puree, out the ureat corrup tions of the blood, such as the scrofulous and syphilitic con taiulnatlon. Impurities, ordi ricascstliat have lin ked in the sTstem fur years, soon vL!l to this imuerlul antidote, and disappear. Ileucc Its wonderful clues, mony of which ure pulillciy Known in rcroiuia, hhu mi srriiiuious Ui seases. Dlcui-N. 10 1-ii 1 1 i i m. asd erupt! ve dl ilersofthesktn. 'I'limoi-x. lill'li's. Holls.. I'IiiioIcm. I'liHliileH.INorci, Pt. An- tlisii 'fs Vlru, ltff ! H0r.VNlislHi, '1.. . Null Ithi.ilMI. S-tCltlfl lloilll. Klnirworni, and internal I7l-M-Ht Itiiix C llio IHiiriiM. s-toniu li und ljlvr. It nla.ienrei iillier riilnnlaints. to whlc ll II Would not seem especially adapted, such as I r m .v. I y'-i-lii, i-'ltf. .Moticiilsrla. Ilt-nrt I llxeaNe, l''-inii 1 AV'H U iir-M. I !! I II y nml i- rrliiii. when they am niaiilfislations ol the scroiu l.tna iMiiuniw. It IS all exceueni ivsinrer oi iieanu i.ini wiviibuuii im tirlnir. ltv renewlnif the nptietite and vleor of the dlues- tlveoraans. It dissipate, the depresshiu and listless lancuor of the season, hven where no uworiier appeals, ienpie iee bettei. ami live iotiL'er, lor cieausini; inn oiooii. i ii.i-.mii hi movn on with renewed vlnoram! a new lenie of llx. it piiki'a in: ii r. r Dr. J. 0. AYER & CO., Lowell, Massachusetts, I'lMi tlcnl nml AiiulylU'iil ( liciiusts. SOLD HV ALL 1) Kl litilSTS EYKUY WHF.l.E. gTllOMKif Az utinjimji1', No. 10b Mam Street, Ottawa, Ills., Vafiltactuvt of all I'.ylei of Harness &: Saddles COLLAUS AND f L. V-NKTb. I I Also keep on hand all siiles of Itlanke's. Miects, l;U. fuiry-coinbs.ltiuhh. -.in i.ft tnylhlim waulin o'ir llnr. Weniaiiiilactur.Mii.ri. iK .illar. and make It a specialty M I sell a collar at will not hurt vour hor-f . Ask for hlrol.nl I ondir collar, special attenlion paid!.. M-painns. I llcc-niber IS. I'.. DAILY FROM Marseilles to Ottawa! AND RETURN. I l.fll 1 t t ii 1 1' s.,1 If li M Ii I l.m , ii t ii . ki . Mill-- I j n i-x f In? t t n ii I I ii iivs Otlil'VII, ii L " p. ii . of a i: , i4..t ..i-,. i.Oksri-s and ertresi c.)"d f.i!!y I an-p.o ted to and Horn II nitr es. I..' .'mi e naoi' il Ikii. Is. I- are und charges re !i''i lit 1 1 11? .a i.ood l.lvey In i ' oe ti'.'i 'Mi m a o". H.e l u1;. n u, ir !i,ii.i.-", vi -.i-.i-' i .i. I li'V. r."o;.ii. ! I'. lr1a) il !l WAIERHOFER, DENT & CO. - Ila . . ,)( -ir ill lufiinii.iij t!c f-i: u.'rs ol I a .it'c i I Mrr, m, ,-, in:, tie liiaMliev am iniuiiita. iiii 'iii' .it e:' I lul-ie'st l f II -f 11 k-ii I . at tliu mini! I'i' k. Iieir'!." : "' '" ; i nil. in til law a. in a "lyle an.l at a cli"i'lie I '.:!'' '. ' pio irhalile in V'tlhelll llihioli ull kllid-.nr Agricultural Implements, ..-. t' iti: t, t t ry N li , Hi. lltt'T V ' i . 1 in l' ';l . I'-Tli'l'!, Hll ! !')'!. Y.V ".' t - W. u lit-iVr ' v i!ii tut. i. vir ii n- 'l X it:i- i ..r i.i.i. .1 ; : '. rt'M inijil 1 ..I ( I I "".1 . I ( tn!tr from a li-t ti c r,r "'tit i.'-!it !nr l tm M 1MK! V itsi:n n !-s-" ' Tor Hm' Spi ii!- ft Wide "I r. e t.l III V'li'i 1 i;x i.-et 1hu)i. i il as,iitm,.nt ! . . v . --...-i. n : m i i' . y i.ii(f.erf Iju!- , i lieK. I Will li Ii ' rV 1 "' Prlr "" N a iorehi a id .n.i ient y.mr I.re: . WIN i .i. i. rcIi la i.av:iient, iw i t!ie tilltfl to -el , il-en loi a very Urle I l.ut ap'.iroTe.l no!e j 11 :i..ttr.ii.-d.-Vn'V',' .1 rn-1 i tn !!. V I. lir i: It l.nwiN. i I I. naii iii:iti.: 'I K AIII .i. -Mt i tin tool dr.- 4 l.eir t.mn li-p-li worK t an lhoutflil i . L.-..t.n. ..1 . luihll-ff. tmweh .tf It I III ,. Ml lis ( t n.-Wi'i K "i ri-' T if it :i lil OMumasr.! nd .vki ,..rtuirnt l li'liii' Knmislitn; (.osl-. lilrli lir i 1 1 seilmx t tlir.iei dtr. Mr. lrtnt huiihlfli rvn I. .,... ... i!iTerlleu.-e ot ui'Ustom murk. i:-mrmli 1 Ut: 'ii i.H -iii'.lo sslroM. W.-t i lr of Ui" 'Jourt llorsa s..naif. 0!Ta . I!!;co:i. I ..i, mini Aiuerleaii I'uc.et llik.at Iv I .'I IK UKH.-T rnt tnsllh,l.er-1 t lion., at iistl.V . HAPKMAN'S , i A il irl.s ii i.i uii i-ro ine f i.i -f l(Ll M '""! f4-7 2311125?. lSiK',eior to Il.c.Coth.ii Si Co., son in snE i'T'1 AW couur iiouse, ILLINOIS, DRUGS AND MEDICINES ralnts, (ills, tUass, Kero - ns Lamps, I.anteri.s. statlor' loilet t laps, I eriuaiery. rocket i uiiery, i:aors fr. Stroi I'atcnt MiHili ines, l uiiiln and Hnincv Pure Wlnej , . l.hinon for Meilielnal Purposes. l"hvW litis I'rescrlntlorv Carelully Coninouuded. h ai mers mid I'hyidclana trooi Iti country will rind my stock of nietCci.ies complete. W ranteil Keuuine and ol the best quality. Walker'soldstan l -ii .ii am slre.'l. lil).il City Drug Store stint ii & ton h ii ix, Prop.. Cor. La Salle A: Madison Sts. II. M'.viriii'.it'N LA I) IKS ASH OKNTLKMEVS ICE CEEAM, ConlVcf ioncr.v Notion Stove, And wholesale and rtalt dealer In at let ami fancy Candle (iianaes. Lviiious, l iirs. Iiravs, H-liieir Tackle. C.'Oliet .s.'ls, io. NutlOIK. AC , 14 MtnUfon ';., 4 itooTH fcf.-.' .". 0. eonar l'artles, ttst!va;s or l itiii'. ' S at ail t'.aies suppllid Wittt The Best of Ice Cream, Candies. Nut3 4 rrtiits at the Lowest Market P'icus- Verv thankl'iil lor pat i'avots cltv. ' Ottawa. .bine .ih, ls. u I'lpasecaU we It Ihs li. WALt::ti:. l! It !' lilt IUIjIi .!))., MARTIN KEIM- The unHlcoioeiilvul and the est reirtilated I'lln.- aij, iurmr::K:' at himwlf. CalilorniaW inos. Pnrn T.ioviors. The Dust Ciga lil.M.S .1 .IA V tlOLU. t Free Lunch Every Morning' 1 irst st.n i oi I'm u i; ill. on !.a tfslle.St. Otlaft a. Jnnel, !-U -ly MAIil'lS' ui-;iM GEORGE JEKYLL, i oiilrador & iliiitder MHIIllt'.H'tUl'Cl' t" Sash, Doors, Blinds, Mouldings, l'i Keif, Ihillens, A. Planing, Tflatching &. Sawing. Coutnirt Taken nn1 M:it ri-il Fiirnishfi! r.t tilt' I.llWcst I.ivil!!.' K;lt Shim nu the ilv.lnmlio H.i-iit. '-! .f til- "Vc, 1: r.ii l.n ' . t!f I'artles ponle'iipiatl'i .'.'le.'lil will tind It : ' !'.e, ti:e-r work. t.Ku.,1 t.KVLL a u ant ae t.i c l"i .u lie .1, lie l. tiiu. (itia.i.Marel Vll.i LARtiFi ST!R. a ii a LOW peim. vo, an .iMitv.i: OF iinfrcrin 1U1U1 ui Hats, Caps, Trunks & Vaiises. KF.MF.M VYM S. C. BARWETT, The Clothier tt Merchant Tailor. -iNo. 3 SEDDICK'S BLOCK i Oltnwa, Illinois Men hunt Tuilorintf Sjtccialty. MT.'.MU W".: c; V WllOOli., OFFICE IN OTTAWA At Xhr llisli S.'h.xl--''ilrl ward. CrBc daji,cool as Ja:s.'7- s I i. nrui i-. at.U: r .er .'tt. 0S& " Choicest German Wmes .t'"v'liLU-J r.-E4.''"k; fin. i Eoa S a K P id s3 ..... . - .v & ami i '11 r. oniir 1 m mmmwm