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OTTAWA FREE TRADER : SATURDAY, JUNE, 24 1876.
ILnmlicr. (Carriage factors. JEtfisccUaneous. BUDGET OF FUN. Horrible times' t There's hardly a family in the land but kneads bread. If preachers were obliged to hear their own serinous they would make them short. A celebrated pouruiaud once said : "To en joy a stuffud turkey thoroughly, there should be only two preseut youisell and the tur key." The new silver coin conduces to economy. Tt ! a ri.rrli.ln ctrulll to Ml Ilk'' UP ODC'S Ulllld to spend a new silver dime, while a ten cent rag awaKens no compunctions Loicell Courier. Mem. for parties about to Brew . The right place in which to set up a brewlug establish uient it at Malt a. There is the further charm about this locality that there would bo no hop-position. "I don't see why the papers make such a to-do about it," said Mrs. Partington this morning, as Ike read, "Great Pictore of the Prodigal sun-burnt." "He went without h's hat," she murmured; "loppered milk is good tor it." A ventriloquist fell overboard and was drowned in Lake Erie the other uay. nen the cry of "Help, help,'' came from under the guards, the deck hands said he "couldn't fool them," and went right along with their work. How to raise cats First, catch your cats, and them put them in a barrel, and explode a can oi nitro-clvcerinu under them. It never fails to raise 'em : but the cats come down creat bv demoralized. tforristoicn Herald. Tt. wn T.nrrl TTnnctiton. who. when a ladv more beautiful ia her own eyes than those of . . . t i 1 1 tue woria was noasting tnai snenau uauuuu dreds of men at her feet, remarked in an un dertone, "Chiropodists." It is not an unusual thing, nowadays, for pedestrians in Kentucky, where meat showers occur, to witness wiiu-eyea men gesticulating skyward and ytlline: "No more corned beef. Bend down name quail on toast." When travellers complain of exorbitant hotel bills at San Antonio, the hotel-keeper, who understands his business, says: "You are going away in the stage, you will be rob bed, anu you nugni as wen uy nui uium-y you have to me before starting." Some one has said that "the art of being Tinnnv lies in ilm rjowerof abstracting happi Bess from vefy common things.'' According tnthRt. a man with a hannv disposition and lome skill can knock supreme content out of Ebass drum. jorr.ucraui. "When Hon. S.S. Cox was looking at the ir-ont rVirliaa pnrrini' nt the centennial, last woek, he asked the guard standing near what horse power the engine naa r ine repiy came with an amazed look, "Why! you d fool you, it don't run by horses; they use steam!' This memorandum, evidently poetic, was picked up in Fairmount Park last week: "Her dome uprears flood of tears twine the laurel wreath Washington's teeth strong as their springs, and as their Ivory pure hewer, fewer, skewer gone to lunch." Thirteen years ago a man was driven out of town for an offence which he did not com mit. News now comes that he settled in Chi cago and studied law, and is now a prominent lawyer there. Thus we see how an unjust accusation may blast and ruin a man's whole career. A orwich isuuetin. An naotnrn nnnitr cava 'Ttvn luinitrnd girls from Elmlra Female College are to start . . . . t . . r i a ior mo centennial in a iew wucks. ad en- tArnriainff mnn from Hnrapliparla hfia trivnn five hundred dollars for the right to sell I . i 1 A 1 11 cnewing gum on mu epuciai iritia mey win r b ortnr ' ' vu tea v Lonir John Wentworth. ex-mavor of Chi cago, is entirely bald, except a little tuttof hair at the base ot the brain behind the ears, and on one occasion, when riding m the cars, ho frequently took oil' his hat and scratched back of his ears, when a waggish backwoods man shouted out: "btranger, drive 'em up into the clearing, and you can catch 'em all in five minutes!" If Wentworth didn't see anything to laugh at, tho other passengers did. A woestiickcn Mexican inarched into t pawnbroker's chop in Silver City, New Mexi co, and while mournfully detailing how he had been robb. ! t every blessed cent by higuwayuien, iiK irom tnc counter tne iiat of the propriet and twirled It on his fist Concluding In six bits en the and st.)vcd aw. time that the in recital, he asked ti loan of !i;t, which was duly ticked . It was not until closing-up ker discovered the trick of the man who i.;.d fallen among thieves. "Leap Year; h'u lie n? he threw himsclt indolently upoi. he lnunge, "Oh, don't I winh I was a pretty, lasciuatiug stunner of a girl ! I'd have all my clothes cut after the "Domes tic Fashions" and just heap the style on. And wouldn't I pile on the duds and wear a big bustle! Oh.no. Ill' Ouch!" and just here his father, as he led him out by the ear, said : "Young man, if you don't climb out'n this and make a big bustle in the neighborhood of that wood pile, I'll fix you so'syou could'nt wear a bustle for a month." A Bostoaian abroad sitting down to the table d'hote surrounded, as he supposed, by loreigucrs, was surprised and delighted to hear an apparently bluff Briton ask the wait er to "bring some crackers." Turning un hesitatingly on the gentleman who had issued the order, he asked : "When did you leave Boston!" Confirming his nationality bv answerins the question by another, the "interrogated said: "How did you know I came from Boston " To which the first Athenian responded, "Because they don't have crackers anywhere c se." And the result was a pleasant acquaintance between 'he two fellow citizens. Uvntm Cm- mtrcial Eu'.ltttn. Not Knowa in Heaven. Our Cincinnati correspondent is responsi ble for the following: J. P. Spining has been interviewed by Ben jamin, a revivalist from Chicago. Benj. "Are you the manager of the Elm Street Printing Co.?" Sp. "Yes. sir." Beaj. "1 have a job I wish you to do for me." Sp. "All njrht: we caa do it lor you." Benj. "Well, I want it done for nothing. 1 prayed to God to direct me to some kind hearted printer who would not charge me for the work, and he directed me to your estab lishment." tfp. "Well, I guess the Lord aon't know us, or he would not have sent your here. There was only one printer in the city tint did work as you want it done, and, I guess, he is dead, or moved over the bills to the poor-house." , Lumber, Lumber, Lumber! YOUNG & RYAN, Manufacturers and Dealers in Lumber, Lath.Shingles Poit. Nails, Doors and Sash, and ALL BUILDING MATERIALS. otter bargains on the above, to make room for this season's stocK. W e have 01 haud, also, a Iarga stock of Doors, Sash and Mouldings, Which we can sell at Lowest Factory Prices. We are prepared to Contract and Build all Classes of uuuaings, in me City 01 Country We invite a!! who need anything in our line to Btve us call, and we will Rive them BOTTOM FIGURES. MajrS.ls;5.-ly TOUNO KVAN. UMJtKWl liUMBEUI STRAWN & POWELL UKALEUS IN Shingln, Lath, Pontn and iaiU Also, Manufacturers of and Dealers la Sash, Glazed and Unglazcd, DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS & BRACKETS. LANING MILL Inccnnertionwtth thelumhc j rd, saving theeipenseand trouble of haullnit your lumbr to a mill for drosslnt. tar Lumber Vara ami Planing Mill neat the Illinois RlT Brldae. aorliio. panos, Organs, ittuslr. ACADEMY OF MUSIC On !.i S-i Strict, nearly opposite tho New Opera lluune, OiUa, III. MB8,B,WB80WEBt Pianos, Organs, Violins, ACCORDIONS, &c. The Largest Stock of Musical Goods in the City. Prices within the Reach of All. Bole Aient in La Salle county for t!i world-renowned MASON & HAMLIN ORGAN, Wulcb hastnken mote first-Huns premiums la Europe und America tlmn any other uriiC In tlie world. It TmI the Ilightst and Only PrcminrH at tne Late State Fair in Ottawa. It won the Three Highest Medals and Diploma of Honor at Paris in 1867 and Vienna in 1373. All sales maiic by me are S'larancd by th? Comry. "waDSsaMi THE CELEBRATED TIIK :JKr IN tK. The PmniiiKi .Mui-iiiiir over All Others rxiiiliitHl at the last La Salle County Fair. HL'NS XASII.Y A.M Nol-MLKSLY, Aid :s ttioino-l '- f.eoTT'iitl-n. Llsi'wr. ttdli withl-i t..e ! I-: -'M irl.ln" !n rr..inmlth Itld'theniost p-r,.-. tf i -' M( ilLrcnv, iuvraiet. ter MacMnew .nti'"!. IF All Ooo-'.-.: ' . ", ' !iici. ri-t priMt. November 'JMi-ly a. m a RUS SCtlTstC? 3 J. Ii. PIERGUE, Uakery ami Ire Cream Tarlor. Tkerrt lreC-eoi ror.-nti on rand hr th dt.h nr CuanUrr : pore so-1. Ihe rw tunw emu soca, lemonade, flkfer aie, -Tt ctder. ma hi reVhraim mrm4. Alan roll line of corir-cUoorry. Manarwtares ti Hrrmlam Brewi, satrlx rk. mad drtlt part nlrly u UK litstmot lot seasoa. laaJI 9U sosisi Cdart HuuscUtUaa. SBay.;4aio IT lIllRTII, Xo. 57 Columbus Street, All Styles of Carriages, Buggies, SPRING WAGONS, &c, Constantly on Haud and Made to Ordor. . . .. . A -J l.nn nrlr trhtii Inanrin Thev uo xneir own wuui ui ....... hotter QdcUir work tUaa ny other cartas ihoplug the City. .1., Arm Prlnaa vort IrtW repairing Deauy u" j -- pAHKIAGESi I1UGOIKN, AO. H. VV. JONES, o M o u 9 e o CARRIAGE FACTORY HOSE IN WAST OF Qooii Carnages, 7op and Open liuggies, Slidt Seat BueKles.Two-seated open bugiflea, Democrat Wagona Hiiiliifn c can Una inera at inn r urjr,ii ui nwyn n ZTn,?l J.Al2 WABKASTh'l.iA for sale at low prteac promptly Palntlnif.Trlmmlng, Wood nd Iron Worn. Ottawa Marclil8.1371. . A 1 art mult m IO trTllCT SUCH i ' r ..v., r yr, OTTAWA Carriage Factory. Qvft.-Z- tte POHTEB, PKOPKIETOKS. Mannfactura and keep constantly on liand the various styles or olo and two seatou PhtBtutis. Itoclcaways, Klnele and Doable llnitirles. wuli or without tops, and the various styles of Democrat and Spring Wagons called for in this We also manufacture a Jump and Slide Beat, which for neatneitsand convenience as a one or iwc-aaaien caman Is unurpasned by any yet Invented. Our work Is strlc'ly t IKS T-l;L.A ana luny warraniea. vrruers miiuk-u. tr Bend for catalogue and irca list. J. G. OAT. B. 8. FOKTKK. Nov. 21.1871. OTTAWA CENTRE Wa gen r c Crriage Manufactory, JOHN D. VETTE, Prop'r, On Superior Street, near the old ''Fox Kiver nouse. Ilavins Introduced many Important improvements In his estahlMimt'n', niHkln; It ln lari;ext nnd mOHt com filett' In the city, the umtemlinied Invites farm ers nri others ilelrln now whkous or old ones repaired, or wishing Fine Family Carrlugp, IIiikcI, I'lm-toii uikI DiMiitii rat Vujgupa, iranytliln! in his line, toelvehlm a call. All work war ranted and prices that defy competition. Ottawa, May K.th, W.S. . JOHN I. VETTK. IVOCHENBLATT PUBLIHED KVEEY FBIDAY, AT POST OFFICE BLOCK, OTTAWA, W A 1 1 1 t . V p mm wm IS Hie Ulliy Ueriliail raper.the cheaper styles also, Decorations, 111 LSI Sllllo C'OU'ltV ' Also between Chicago ntu) .davenport, and tJiercjwrc well ailnptcil as an ADVERTISING MEDIUM. IF YOU WANT To doctor youwIL t have all th Pa'i-nt M '-dirties that ar" good lor anytninx, ud frnj tliat we t ' all d eai-s. K. y. OI;IO.S QM-' & 1IAPKMA.1, JOB PRINTERS,! 18 La Salle Street. j West of th i Coart Hoaie, Ottawa. I1U. j SUMMARY. t bave a large and eompleta stock of Drags and tinok wool be beat .oa.aa.lty. I will tell at rraeonaoi pnee K. Y. OKIGO. C5)1'MKHN WILIj I-"II It Profit aN tw sl oar price, before ordering !ewhene. OAJf.S.V HAHKMAS. Sta tinners. Printers Bookseller., Vest of tbe Coart House, Ottawa, lilt. W HY ARE THE j TRAOtMAHJC The Best Coal Cook Stoves 7 nut Qmckw mm TUCVIDC) (Economical. ' l Durable. Sizes, syli and prices to suit every ?,,, Be sore and ask your dealer tor the MONITOR. WM. RESOR & CO., Cincinnati, 0. ajASOfACTBItlJ OF All I1WI OF ITpVB f 01 C00IW0 AM HUTIIO fUlfOSlJ. c"Send for CiUlo;os. FOU HALK HV M. F. O'CROWLEY, Feb. a. Ottawa, Ills. To whom i'exisions KVKlUf.fc'oM 1? AijJym-MiLED whiln in V I and dwdmrKO of lnty, clihar by otlcorwlao, shoiiM ti.wo a penaloa. lhi' B ODEOl QUI li IL R i"l v I'" " " ' so matter how slUut, irivos you a rx. ir -v. Th Iniuof a Via uiv s vou a pec.."-- ". The loss ol an ovo rivfit you po;- U Any injury wm Kivj 'iv.n j" ; ; pension 3 .r wboarenowdrnwimr n PP!1,0i"!l). , Vnlted States Clalra Afrent, Inptanapomk. IVfc &yOn all letters iniu-k I'. O. Box . P!sSSIlelBhlrr !'' t lcrt. any injury wnl iw rm l":'"; . OSBIAN &HAFEMN West of the Court House, HAVE A. l.AIKJK STOCK OF HUE BOOKS FOR EVERYBODY. PoDular Authors, in half calf. Popular Authors, in Morocco. Popular Authors, in Antique. Popular Authors, with Illustrations. Juvenile Books, in Sets. Juvenile Books, in Single Volumes. Toy Books, in Oil Colors. Toy Books, in Linen. Juvenile Histories. Works in Natural History. Fairy Stories and Fables. Books of Animals and Birds. Fine Ouarto and Smaller Bibles. Large Print Prayer Books. Photograph Albums. Fine Writing Desks. Fine Work Boxes. Chessmen. Backgammon Boards Toilet Sets. Card Cases. Pocket Cutlery. Fairchild's Gold Pens. All are cordlully Invited to e all and einmlne our stock. OS.n.lN & H.ll'E.MAIV, DONALD McDOL'OAL. JAMES JOYCE McDOUUAIi & JOYCE, Artesian Well Drillers, ave had many yar eiperlnnee In lennlvnl and Can ada, a well a llllii'ils. In drilling Artcsiau Wells. Tost oftlccaddreas, lUixlM. aogH spuma stock or LL PAPEB JCST RECEIVED AT OSMAX & HAPKM.Ul'S, Vest of the Court House Square, Consisting of latest styles of Embossed. flnM. ffrpnMI nnrl RaHn Pinrs. with 11 - "I " i Borders and Fresco Papers,--all of wh.ch j will be sold at the lowest prices. Call and examine our stock before ourchasing' SCHOOL BOOKS Of all kinds 18 La Salle St. L. P. MARSH. Wholesale sod eail des'r tn the best qi::ty of Jtivr ICE! tV Orders by cr h 1 or smaller jaant1fte will be promptly niWL AddrrM itta. lit. RiayJtmoa OFFICE STATIONERY, of the bat quality, at reaannanlepncee.at Oaraan A Hape man's, wot ol tbe Court House Sjunre. Ottaaa. 10. M&IQNS AHmans Ml S AND BU We have constantly on hand, in addition to Wagons, Buggies of every style, such as Democrats, Phaetons, Open and Top Buggies, and will manufacture to order Carriages and Buggies of every desired style, with the BEST Sarvcn ratent Wheels Wc will not be excelled in work,and will sell for as work can bo nirnisnca at. chasing elsewhere. HILL & FORMHALS 95 Mny 9-tf Cor. of Court and Madison Streels, Ottawa, Ills. At this Estahllahmrnt yon srill And a large and complete stocx o( Pure and Fresh Drugs and Medicines ALL THE NEW AND POPULAR PATENT MEDICINES. Orniriflsts' Sundries. TanKee Notions In great variety, Choice Perfumery. Hair Oils, Toilet Soaps, and everything use fa for tun iotlet Stand. The Paint, uli, Varnish and Artist Material utocV Is the Urxeat and mostcomnlete In tne counts' Erery tlilnii ttiat tbe Fresco, Carrlago, llouno aud blttn Painter nueds. Our aim Is to Sell the Best Goods at Prices to Please All. Prescriptions are Carefully Prepared of Pure Materials. X 3ESL "D" C3- MAIN STREET, SOUTH 8IDE,) 1 import anb sep cuiitly m and,alargr and well sulwtra stock ot DBUaS 1ST ID CHEMICAL?. ill he ni-w and popular PATENT MEfillrtNfcS EXTRACTS ANS SPICEf Fr Culinary Dss. Perlnmrrj. llrnaha, iitl Fnnry Article lor the Toilet, fr alat Oil. VnrnlMhesi. Window la. Ac, Sec. Prtioolar Attention given to the Compounding of Fhynioiana Preacriptien". ' HARTSHORN'S SELF-ACTING SHADE ROLLERS No Cords or Kalanccs. Kor wlo 1 OSMAN &, HAPEMAN. MONEY TO LOAN I have left with me St veral Tnomand Dollars to lonnoO real etlate security, lor un or moreyuara JulylMth,IH74.-U W. HrwiINKI.L. This Is arlcnowli'dced by some of th 7odln! farmers of this and othur counties to f the hct Wiml Mill h-ouirht yet tM-rir the pulihc. Kend lr i lrculiirs nnd price list be lure purchasing. M.tnuMctuud by WM. STORMONT, At his Foundry, M.!CMr.c l'i.ps 4 Mallcatla Iron Woiks, Bpt. 11,1171. OTTAWA. ILUNOIS. Catholic Prayer Books A largo and line assortment ol Catholic Prayer ISooks just re ceived at OSMAN A: IIAPOAVS, west of the Court House. 10 TIE SICK, Your fan. My p!) ic!au Is ymr lu st couneor. Hut if you want to try hump Iitcnt Meilicino, nniemlicr I have it. r'tr, if you wish omktiiin; i.ii.i.i;t.K(i!oia piitrntmeaiciiu")P . - ... for your tlmmt or lunirj Somkthivj for cliolcra morbus, dii.rrho's, dyacntfry or rliol i:ra infantum Simktiiimi for sore, inflamed, weak or wtrpioi; f-yt-s Somktiiim. fur fi vir or fever and ague BEAR IN Ml, I'D My nrpn ymr, of profpMlonftl eir'T..-nfh fnV.J m lo nisttvif&rture nl utf'r jou rrmvdi' f-niw-wisliy f ttcI t. r tfi cur of thn ii'-. XI v Ni-n Si 11 I t m I.KLinr 1 WX known Vraiiwt hnrat rwfs- t)i ttutuic : but ctcrr STRICTLY ON ITS MERITS. Don't let any one deceive you. I n't n.:stae th piw. CITY DRUG STORE. Otuwa. March 25. tT. T. A. Min:ll. M. D. IIIMIK AIIS 1 every dMrtt 3. done n.Mv. rorrw'ly. anrl al la t price.. .lte a c.l!. an"! we am fink .ru to ; voa enure utlsfarbon. oM I A . I.I Pt'MA A. TRAf - i A Light Fed vear old. tri white strl- oa Its j ramp.oneboni ' la wviw wpr. A T'heri: rr- karJ alll be paid oi. retnrotng her M WM. H. 8rtlx. Otta wa, UN., or dropping a letter la the pust wsT.ee, intortnlnc Btoi cl ber waereaoou'a. .niT-J. Tie StnrmoDtffMMill z f JfTrjv ! ' or wheels of our own maice. Neatness nor Durability of low figures as good, reliable tome and see beiorc pur Main Street, Ottawa, Ills. West of La Salle Street, OTTAWA ILLINOIS THE BOSS SALOON! Oentlemen wio lndula In Billiards or Pool will I Bo Three Klrst-class Illlllara and Pool Tahles at No. lXi M aln street, also a llivtop Free Lunch every forenoon, as well aa choice wines, liquors and cigars, and the best of stock alo, beer and porter. tV None bnt gentlemen need apply. (JEO. ROITCLIFFE. Ottawa. March 4th, l;(.-ly IT JILL PAY To buy Wall Paper and Window Shades at Osman & Hapeman's. Improved Farm for Sale. flavlnf engaged In the hardware bnslness. I will sell my farm, lying about four miles southeast from beneca, at tMWitn, and on reaiionable terms. ald farm contains rw imtch. 30of which is timber, tichools and market conve nient. Jcd house go"d cellar aud cistern. Uoo4 fcucae and good fruit. ui orEwp(inT & Raymond, n decl-tf Beneca, La Salle Co.. 111. MUCH & MANY THINGS That honseji'pers want can hefoandatmy Drag and Vx0 tore-pure cream larur, Spices. 4c. E. Y. OKlliV NTIC7P3. narareinoved myotBcelromtheroom In th. rer of the tjclianre lUnklslely orcupledby me directly arniM the Mrret. np stairs, in the southwest corse of Hoes A l'lsu'l'.lllock. I am not connected with or engaged In any banking, ex rhamie or ttwurance business, Knd have not been stnc March lHt, 1h70, hut make It my eiclualvi busluers to loaa money on real estate security, and to buy realctate, mort gages and aotes. December Sd IS7I K A Sllt'lWOOO lll-AYINW CAHKN, CKI IllAtfc: I UUAllIiti. 4c. at USHA.t d H.lPtMAS ti MODESTY Will not permit ma to say 1 have the hest Ptescrlptio (leran the world, but tu-y aa- as careful aulas cosai tent a any In the state. 1'rescrlptlons pnt ap at alt hoar. XUht cleit ria tit found up stutrs, 3d door to the let:. K. Y. L.UHA.H. Autograph Albums, beau tiful and novel, at Osman & Hapeman, west of Court House Square. variety, at Usirsn Ilapemsa's. west ol Court Uoas. TAULOK (JAMKS .Wr llan-nias'. svt Je ol I'.ie Court House, Ottawa La- 1 l.M, I lil.wi.tr. Printing go to c.aao lipt'ir.i,' west of tt.e Court House kquare. I.I i u , ... . i v ,. B?,',t n'' l"t "rvn-eoie iu!!ty, at t3!n A lUpemaa's, aesiof Court Hon r KHali lll. liM...AIar;e asort:nen and s i u hum iciU'iic lornis that are ruMIslirO, at V A t HA sVi.T A gil .;; ,,.: room, well furnished, good ifwter In kitchen. lots all f-nced. in center of town A:i a g.w.. etork ..f i.rr, Vieentave. olscswaraj Muneaare, a hich 1 alil.i ll.t l..w tgnres lorcaeh. TVra l a 3 i jura' Irasr on store at low rent, and It la aet ! t.riigs Co.'.. lua.ia lur seliln,: Am old and ant L gn tint nf btisin. J.C."UIVE April st!i. -xno' &lretor.'ta. MKMt)llAm'M IIOtlhM, a lam sad braiililu! rtiten at CHaian A Hapeoiaa'. U'nOOI.-M AMI! I5VITAT10JI PAl'Ei. aaAiieloscs at Osraaa A Hapesata'a. nl.!K IIOIIKM, HTATIO.l KKV AM PKINTlSu tumped pronptly .! revoDato prxva bv VSMAS UAflMA.S. I WILL SEND ed ge tor ca.totrers aa.'thlrt tn tbe th-cian BoeABa) "ben Idoavt bave It. a., y. Cillsie, IMICKKT 11K.-Tre t best K&S1UA, See aiaa and Asaencaa ? act iiooas. at UMAk HAriWAT