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OTTAWA FREE TRADER; SATURDAY. OCTOBER 22.1881.
7 BUDGET OF FUN. First Young La ly "1 like tbcm btli, but I've rrmdo up uiy mind to marry Tom." Sec ond Young Ladv "Why, Minnie, CI. irlio is ever bo much handsomer." First Yom Lady "Yes, I kuow it; but Tou)' m the miirpin business, and father says there's a big i;iargin in hair pins." HosUm Courirr. "Why are you late?" inked a school teacher of a Utile girl, who huui her head und said: "We have g't a little baby at our house." "IJou't you let it happen airain," said the teacher (irm ly, and the liltlo girl said she wouldn't and took her seat. Moae Fchaumhurg, returning from market with a basket Ml 'f spare ribs for his tfund.iy dinner, was horritled at seeing four or live of his children leaning halt way over the second tory window. "Shildren," exclaimed the ex cited parent, "go vay from dot vindow. Yen vou all falls out and preaks your nccKn, den vou vill sav it vas not you vol done it. Go pack I dells you." Texas SiUuy. Keokuk's Giite City saya tuo meanest man in the world lives in Iiurlinnton. hile a deaf, dumb and blind hand-organist was sleep. inc on the post-olHcc corner tho wretch stole his instrument and substituted a new-fangled churn therefor; and when the organist awoke ho seized the handles ot the churn and ground away for dear life, and when the "stiades of night were falling fast," that meanest man in the world came around, took his churn, re stored the organ to its owner and carried home four pounds of creamery butter. A I'erHlHtont i I in lot Mhii. "I should like to sell you a gimlet,' said a careworn-looking man, as he walked into an ofllce the other day. "We have no use tor one," replied the cash ier. "But you should always look into the misty future," went on the fiend demurely. "Next winter you will want to make holes in your boot-heels, so you can get your skates on." "I use club skates no straps required. "You may want to screw some boards togeth er sometime. Tho oldfasbioned method ot driving the screw in with a hammer is perni cious, as it deteriorates the tenacity of the fangs of the screw, as it were." "Mottling to day, sir." "This gimlet also acts as a cork-screw." "I don't want it.'' "It may be used as a tack-hammer, a cigar holder, and a toothbrush." "I don't want it." "It has an cra-cr, a pen, a:; ink stand, a ta ble foi 'computing compound in' west, and a lunch-box aitacitiiient." "I can't belli il : I ilont 11 V." i kuow yo.i u.'ii i ; yn i m- umt-.; im-ini men that won't buy a irin.kt unless it has a restaurant and a trip to Lurooii aud an Italian opera company attached. You're the kind of a man who would live near an electric light to save a gas bill." And the peddler walked out with m ment- nl plumage on the perpendicular. A. 1 . .Vr. T ... I ' .1.,. , s-iiinir, Mr. Topnoody went to the minstrels ami ihc funny conundrums and jokes ho heard set him to thinking. S t at breakfast lie began on Mrs. Topnoody. She was warm and not much in the humor for pleasantry, but Tup. uoody sla-ihed away. "' I say, Mrs. Topuoody, can you spell 'hard water' with three letters?" " No, I can't; I might, though, il you had taken me to t!i:.' minstrels last night." This staggered him a little, but not seriously. " Aud you can't spell il? Well i c e, ain't that bant water?" Mrs. TopnooJy never smiled and Mr. T. wen t on : " Now spell 'money', with lour letters." " I don't kno'.v h't.v," she said. can get' at this sort ot thing in the same clear-1 Ha, ha, that s too good. A woman never headed way a ina'i can. Well, the way to spell it is c-a-s h, ain't that money !" Again did Mr-. Todnoody fail to smile, and Mr. Topdooily started out w ith another. " Hold on a minute," she interrupted, look ing ugly;" I've got one; lets see if you can get it: " Spell 'Topnoody' with four letters." Topnoody scratched his head a while, and gave it up. " Ha, ha," laughed Mrs. T., " that's too good. A man never can get at this sort of thing m the clear-headed way a woman van. Well, the way to spell it is f-o-o-1, ain't that Topnoo dy?" Hut Topnoody never smiled, and the break fast was finished in silence except an occas ional chuckle from Mrs. Topnoody's end of tho table. (euheneille, Herald. The Mun With the Flail. It carried the beholder back to thirty years ago, when the threshing machine was heard only at rare intervals, and the honest farmer spread his golden stalks on the clean barn lloor and Hailed away with such tempered blows that not a kernel was broken. The man who had it sut down on ono of the benches in West Circus Park. The rare sight of such an article halted every pedestrian, and the man had .to keep explaining over and over. "Well, I'll have some beans to shell tins f ill, and I kinder thought 'twould be easier to Hail 'etn out. The hardware man told me he had to send to Vermont for it." Pretty soon along came a gray-headed alder man, and w hen he saw that Hail he looked ten years younger all at once. "I bandied that for over ten years," he said as he picked it up and spit on his hands. "Seems like old times to get hold of this hick ory again." He stepped out to one side to give the crowd an exhibition on the grass, and his success was great. At the second blow the Hail end hesitated in mid air, wobbled about and final- ly came down with n whack on tho patriot's head, making nun sec more stars man a w in ter's night ever brought out. He dropped the weapon with the remark that he was already ten minutes late in keeping an appointment, and he w as rubbing his skull as far down the street as he could be seen. The next man to try it was one w ho got off a passing car under the idea ttiat a dog tight was in progress. "A flail! Ha! ha! ha! Why I haven't seen a flail since I w as married," he chuckled as he reached for it. "I presume I have flailed a thousaud bushels of wheat in my time. You boys stand back there.'' The boys retired and the man lifted the flail on high und patted fhe grass in a vigor ous manner. "Yes, my stmt used to le twenty bushels a day," he continued, "and though I do say it myself, I" Something happened. lie dropped the flail, seized his jaw and danced off as though he had springs under him, and though a dozen yoices asked what hit hiui he refused to tell. By and by a third man came sailing along, and when he saw the flail he remarked that his father had used one like it nearly all his life, and was the smartest fiailer in New Hampshire. "Can't you use it?" inquired one of the -crowd. "Why, ot course. If you boys want to see how our lathers got their wheat to mill, I'll give you a little exhibition. Here, bub, hold my hat." He buttoned Lis coat, moistened bis Lands, and began work. The first blow nearly broke a man's knee, the second cracked against a boy's elbow, and at the third the fiailer grab bed the top or his head and sat down with a subdued look in the corners of 'his mouth. -"Well, guess I'll be jogging along," wud the owner of the flail as bo rose up. "It's all in getting tho kink of it. A feller who makes twists autt wobbles a special study wou't get his head broke over twice a day, but a green hand might as well sit down under a brick kiln durin' a tornader. Day, gentlemen." Free Pre. IRELAND'S FERMENT. Excitement Over Parnell'. ArrestIndignation and Increased Disorder, MOUE AUUESTS. The arrest of Parucll on the llith was fol lowed next day by the arrest of IJuinii, secre tary ot the Land League, James .1. O'Kelly, member of parliament, William O'llrien, edi tor of tliu laud league orgau, United Ireland, and the re-arrest of John Dillon all on the charge of "treasonable practices." Warrants were also issued for the arrest of llealy, w ho is at Holyhead, and to whom his friends have telegraphed to remain there; and for that of Arthur O'Connor, M. 1, who is supposed to have escaped out of the country. Next day additional arrests were madc.'includiug John IleHermau, ot the Cork branch of the land league, who was conveyed to Limerick jail, and Andrew and Patrick Gallagher, secretaries of the Hallybuttes and Killinane leagues. On Monday James Pinner, secretary, and another prominent member of the Middleton (Cork) league; Lemon, secretary, and O'Toole, a member of tho Tiillou (l)ublin' county) branch; Lynam, organizer of the Kings and Queens counties and Westmeath leagues; White, secretary of the Clare league, and Hen ry Egan, secretary of the Tullauiore league, were all lodged in Naas ail. I'KM'AITIONS. I?y the way of precaution ngaiust any out break on the arrest of Parnel! the guards all over the city of Dublin had been trebled aud the police patrols c.oubled. Dragoons roue througli the streets in all directions. Detec tives narrowly watched the movements of the league. A posse of police occupied premises close to the league ollice. A special force of foot and horse artillery had been detached for duty at Kilmainham jail. Forster, chief sec retary tor Ireland, was guarded by dragoons in going irom the castle to his residence, an it twenty. five hundred troops ot' all arms were (fathered at Naas. Instructions were a!o tel. . inipiieti in every military station in Helmut Llljmni vigllancc aniI flying columns held I . . ... .. i 1,1 readiness (or immediate movements. 1 he number .of troops in Dublin was live thousand, every sentry being provided with , f L ' J 1 mii'd tn liwiti'itirw nl fnn tit v i ml ifi Mi run ..In nil ... ..... ... , ... t ... .......... Ireland that alter certain hours the men shall he conliued to their barracks, except when on duty, when they shall be armed with loaded rifles and formed into large parties. Since Saturday the gates of Dublin castle are closer! and aims stacked in the upper yard. The city is divided into three districts, intrust ed to the charge of magistrates specially ap pointed. Many army ollicers are sworn in as magistrates. All ollicers and regiments in Ire land are under orders to be ready for immedi ate duty. It is stated tliere are over 50,000 lintish Mo ;s posted in dill'iTc'it par's of the i-htul. The headquarters of the laiid-ie;ii.Mie have ,JW'n transferred to Liverpool. tiik si'iniT or oi'i'osnioN w k.nt now .v. It is manifest, however, that those formida ble precautions have not had the intended ef fect to overawe and quiet the country and bring about a peaceublo acceptance of the force act ami land law. At a meeting of three thousand persons at lVll'asi on Saturday, at which twenty Catholic priests were present, a general strike against rent was advocated us long nsParnell remains in prison. A similar meeting was held in Limerick. In accordance with a resolution of the league there was a general closing of the shops in Dublin. A man with a bugle paraded the streets, warning the people to close. A num ber refused, but eventually closed, owing to in timidation by a crowd of persons. On Sunday, while a crowd had collected op. posite the Imperial hotel in expectation of hearing a speech from Bigger, descent was made by the police in which seven persons were severely injured. On Monday evening rioting was resumed in Dublin. A mob of fifteen hundred chased a number of constables down Abbey street to ward the Store street barracks. The constables reached the bat racks amid a shower of stones. The mob then returned to Sickville street, and, crossing O Connell bridge, meeting an other body of police near Trinity college, they hunted the police down Dane street. Several streets open for repairs gave the crowd an am ple supply of stones. The mob attacked 77 lrih Tiiiiett ollice, breaking windows, and i.f terward proceeded aloDg the southern quays and smashed windows in every house where lights were seen. They w reaked similar ven geance on The Mail ofike and the Friendly Brothers' club. Police were then drawn across S.ickville street. The crowd fled at their ad vance, and dispersed at midnight. At Limerick on Sunday the proclamations prohibiting a meeting were torn down in the night. Col. Knox, of the Scots guards, told the mayor that a meeting would le forcibly suppressed. The crowds, nevertheless, assem bled in Park place, outside the town w here the military and police forestalled them. The crowd jeeringly shouted military commands as the troops moved away. Stones were throw n, and the troops charged the mob. The latter closed with the soldiers, who were ordered to load. The soldiers charged several times, but subsequently entered the barracks. The Scots Greys and police afterward charged the mob Jown George street, causing it to flee in all di rectlons. The police in Denmark street fired upon the mob. Several persons were wound ed, and twenty arrests were made. Many houses were wrecked. After the riot the club-house was attacked, the windows smashed, and the street-lamps ex tinguished. In Dublin the mob attacked the Congregational church on YorK street, and smashed the windows. Serrice was stopped and the congregation dispersed. A not also occurred at Mallow in consequence of an un successful attempt to rescue John Ilefferman (re-arrested at Cork yesterday), while being conveyed to Limerick jail. The police were stoned and the licud constable seriously wounded. At meetings on Sunday at Grong, Ennibkil lfii. Kittisheii, and numerous other places, it was resolved to pay no rent until Parnell is relea-ed. TIIK WAK IS ON Til K I.EAiil'IC. Of course all Ireland accepts the arrest of Parnell and the others as a war on the Land League, and whereas heretofore a large propor tion of the people had little sympathy with the objects and movcuieuls of the league, now the cause of the league is made that of the whole Island. The government makes no other pre tense but that it is striking at the league. A semi-official dispatch from Dublin says; Now tha. the government has begun the suppression of the league that body is doomed. All the usual meetings announced" for Sunday are proclaimed. Boycotting is declared ille gal by a special proclamation, and all who practice it are threatened with arrest, and the league rooms and property are to bo seized. Whenever in any parts ol Ireland an organ ized system of intimidation is practiced where by persons are under apprehension ot violence to person or property, or of drprivation of the necessaries of lile, or of the loss of business, and are coerced to abandon their lawful em ployments and In come members or subscribers to the funds ot an association known as tho Land-League, all persons are warned that such practices of intimidation are criminal, and those engaging in them are liable to arrest and imprisonment. r.VUXEI.L IX JAIL. The prisoners in Kiluiainham jail are only allowed one visitor each day. They may choose the one whom they wish to see. Mr. Parnell (on the 1-fth) elected to see a represen tative of The Freeman's Journal, whoso editor has kindly furnished me an account of the in terview. It says: Mr. Parnell's cell is a small boarded apart ment, having no furniture beyond a medium sized table and a few plain chairs. There was a good lire in the room, which was fairly well heated. Mr. Parnell was sitting at the table w hen the reporter entered. The tablecloth had been removed. Some Irnit was ou the table, and also four or five books. Having obtained from him the particulars regarding the arrest, the reporter asked him if Mr. T. P. O'Connor, who had declared his readiness to return to Ireland at any moment, would be recalled. Mr. Parnell replied that his arrest would in no way Interfere with Mr. O'Connor, who would n main In America unfit the comple tion nf liir- illusion. When asked it the ar rest were M;i ly to cripple iho organization of the I i v i i i -. .Mr. Parnell said : "I do not think n will have any prejudicial effect upon the movement. Iliad been able befoie the arrest to make complete arrangements for having the lest cases brought into court, and also for a proper organization in the country. I think everything connected with the movement is now in a most satisfactory condition. Reporter Have you contemplated the pro bability of the government taking wholesale measures for the suppression of the league? Mr. Parnell I do not think they contem plate the suppression of the league. They could only suppress the league by arresting everybody connected with it; and this (he ad ded with a triumphant smile), they would hardly undertake. Uep. Could they not proceed by issuing a proclamation in The Cizitt?, and by seizing the Land League otlices as they seized" the Irish people in parliament? Air. P. They could ; but if they should do so the people will be driven back upon secret organization, as in former times, which would tie mush more dangerous for the government than the present organization, w hich is perfect ly open. Mr. PiirneW .- t : 1 1 , that during his imprison ment, he proposed to obtain leave from the government to work in the carpenter shop, which woik he was fond of during his youth. O'Halloren, one of the suspects, was a ciirpcii ter, aud from him he proposes to leiirn the de tails which he may not know. o'CONOI! I'OWKII (IX TIIK AUKKST. Thomas ( ('Conor Power, M. P., one of Par nell's most prominent supporters, arrived in New York on Saturday, and in reply to an ad dress of welilonie, said ; The arrest of Parnell is the last desperate bid of defeated gamblers who have for their object the salvation of their land bill. That bill will be placed, as it deserves to bo placed, in the museum of national abortions. Par nell's arrest will not only give strength hut unity to all Irishmen. We have heard much of Gladstone's pacific intentions, and of the af fection of the Irish people for her majt-hty the queen. Vou can estimate that affection at its full value by the fifty thousand troops which she has sent, upon instigation of Forster, to suppress that overflowing affection." Clerical Kmitliii;. Onions are prescribed as u sure cure for cleri cal Kissing, iokI Spring ISIossnia as a sure cure for dyspepsia, imiinestion und all disorders of the stomach. Price, M cents; trial bottles 10 cents. An l.ntlrtf Siicecm, It lias been proved by the leost reliable teti. tiiony that Tlioiuas'n Kelectiie Oil i an entire success in curing the most inveterate eases of rheumatism, neuralgia, lame hack and wuiiiiils of every description. JLnjal. F. P. SNYDER, AtUntr H III J. 'IH rA'nuiF i ii si ois, i,ASi.i.itCn.- h- O Ju the f in nit i'uttrt, ,1-ttiunry Ttrm. IVN'tMi. Miivrtisr. Alice IlavctiH. In Uvinvwy. .MH'l ivU ( ii"!i-rtlW nr f AUn; llnvni. the ahovr itf'inljuit, huMittf iM-t-fi Ulid 1n ttit rlrrk't iMVr of the t'lmiii ) ttiirt f ttttii) county. nir is Ihcrffnrf hrrcby i:Im m to tht-KuM nun-tv-if'itlwVh'l.Kit that throiiinlatiiaiit Alcl his Mil if niiiipwiiiit In ;iil court, on Ihf cluiM-cry ki thrn-of, on tin- ith nay f AuhukI sh, ami that tln n nri oh a fn)mmh iut''l out of uM court, lnri';n M km it i now rwii'Iintr. returnable on the wtori'l Monday in the iuintn of OrtobiT next, ax U by Ihw r-iiiin 1 . Now, iinltf you, tlna1 iioii-retMeiit lefriiIniit above nitine'l. Mitill ierih;i;iy In anl appear before anl Tirenit 'ourt on tin Hntt. Hy nf tin next term tbereof, to i holib n at Otttaw;i, in and for the hmkI county, on tin; pecot.fl Shu day In .Inn ii try next, aiid plead, answer or demur to the ciiiip!aii:ti)t bill of t oinnlattit, the mine the nmt-h-rMtiml thiiitf thep1n chari'u und tt'ite will Ik taken an cunfexHed, a.vl a decree entered turaint l-m aeeitrdiin; to Ihepraverof naid bill. W. VV. TAVKOU, Clerk. Ottawa. Illinuin.N-r. nth, 1M. F. P. ylKK. Coinplt'i ol'r. tcti5-iw VMNAIi SK'ITLKMKNT N OTK K.-r-I TA1 B o7 TlloW a M(, k-, lK ' Notice I ht-re-b (Then to a'l l-rol Itlb-P-fed IK wid estate. That the ittid-rirm-d. Administrator of the ev.tie of u tid Ihoinre McinnTa, dcrcwd, wilt apywar before the otihty oiirt ot the count) of I j ati't Mn'e of liltnot. t tin ( onr.tv 'oiirt Houfte In trtHwa. in naid count), on Monday. thei'.ii day of ih ceitihvrA. h for the nurpo-e of renderinn an account of tut roct-ed!nir. In the w ministration of aid en tare for the final settlement. Hated at Ottawa, this 11th day of OctoN r !!. W U.I.I CAsFV. Attkt: P. W.Trt'Kcr.i'irn. Ai?nln;Trator. Clerk Comity Court, La Ville Co., 111. oc:iS-l L. W. BREWER, f-TATK K ILI.IMOS, L Si r.E o.--. 0 In IU I'lr.-ml Courl, Jlin-ir y Trm l-sj. I ton id Kri-lT r. Ann Wat limn. KhMbeO, '!. KIrt W.mmI. Snrah V-r. Grriuitn .-r. I nt;:u llnll. H-nry Brill, W iMm ii Wiiitmin, sumn V inlmiii (-uri! ll.ii.ck. 7fi 'han try. Art1'lv;t t the iKir.-rmlili-nre f KIlMtfOi W.kkI. Jiu-p;nil-l with th- ti..vr i). ft-niliiiiii, Ann inh'ii t hnvMiit l"-'ii fl'tsl in ihr rWl' ntrv ,f tli circuit Ci.nrt f Mil minify, n.'tl, 1. thrrf fori- M-r-ljr inv-n to lh wM n,,n-r-!ft-it iWrinlitiit. Out Oi ri,n.pi:i,iirit n!-il Ii:. tall 01 complaint in conn, on th- rtim-r' Mi" th-ror. on tlir lift ti il.iy of nrt..t-r 11. an.) that tl.-r, iiH,n a nuni niiuiii uMiil out of mA C'liirt ulnwn i.l uit U now I3!!nK. rt-mrnahl). on O sr.ii M'tli'lnj In the month uf Jmir nrit, l hy law rrqu:rsl . Muw. ttnimcyou, the M non-rral.tftit defmtant hor DwimU K;at-u Wianl. ihall rrnti.ljr t and appr htir- aaul trruit Conn on the ftrat iiy nf Utc net u-rm tlK-rrot to br hld-n at Ottawa. In and for lli aald county, m the fnnd M mdar In January next, and plead. anwT drmar to the aald otmaiainant't hill of ronipiaint, the ame and the matirra and tin run therein charee,) and tutt-d will he taken aamnf'waed ao1 a decrweiitrtvd atcauiat jroa ocurdinz to tlx prater of aaid Mil. Ottawa. Illlnota. Ort. h. lwl. L. W. Bilwn, Compir BoTT. actt jScU) a'utirrtiscmcntc. FOR SALE. The Morrlaoii propertv on the Weal Side In therity of Ol tawit. The imni ia rralilrln the aiaie of Ni'liraakn. anil will .'II ill a liiti'itlii. 1'hr ImtiM' and ground an1 in Hut romll tlon anil In a kimkI ii t ijjlitx rli m il . Ihe pniN'rty U ver) lie irubw in u rimili'iioc. t ut ti'i ina apply to ft. I. UNCOI.N. J HIT - If OtlHMA, HI.. FMM FOR SALE. The K. M. Wiule I- n rut. sltuitte tin the Mult'. Hi mUn from Court IIhiim'. coiitninlui: nhmit luini n a: well wilier ed: p emv of tltiihrr hiiiI emtl; m il bimI roslnVni'e. Kur fiirthtr iirtii iilitt apply In ALFliKD Vi III I K, llri'werv. nuKlS'lf Ottavvn. 111. Fan for Sale. The Sonthweat Quartor of Section Tweniv fl vc, TownMilp Thlrty-fmir North, ot' liaiuie Tlinv, In the Town uf luytun. cutituiiiiiit: une humlreil anil ak.xty urtea. Altai the Sonthweat tjimrter of SnlnH TIMrty rlve, In Town'lup I'lilrt) -three Norili. of UaiiKf Four, In tliu Town of Kail Hirer. For trrnm of an'e and i-ther tufnrnmtton enutilro at the othVeof H'LANlt ii t.U.llKKT, lit Ihellpur lioune lllm'W, Ottawa, llllnoU. Junl Fine Farm for Sale. The timli'mlKht'il. ilealmua of retiring frnm the fiirtiilng htmliKMi, oRi'ra ul furui for mile, (Hunted III Ihetowuor Walluie, Hlxnit 9 itillca northweal nl (lltiiua. 11 voiitulua 850 nrrea, all fenced and In cultivation, Willi paid honnu and harn unon It, well, out houaca. fttnt anil ahaile treea. Ac. The fnrtu la on Section ", liicludint; over halt uf the auction, and will he ilnlilcil. If dcalrcd. Ti-nin luade ciu-v. Apply un the tretnl. to K. .1. H'LLEUTuN. July 16tli-3ini.' CCC w,,'k In your own town. Teriua and ottlftt free. $00 Ail.lreiw 11. II At.I Kl-r Co., 1'uttlniul. Miillie. ".I Mm-ijid Man is Meretftd to lit IJrast." Only 25 Cents. KENDALL'S TREATISE ON THE HORSE AND II IS DISK ASKS. Full of Valuable and Practical Information, And cotitnlnliiKiin Index uf PiHcuac, i .i a ......... d.i.I tin. I,.iut tra.utioetit nf ,1 UK II , III, f.lll',t'lll. ,.,IIP' ot... in. .' ............. -- each; a lulile uivlhK all the pnuclpal tlruna uaiil for the ii.....:. .. i.i. i..u.. . ii.... i. ini.l imiiil.itf tt lien a iioi fe, , ii ii i in "1 1 1 uii i j , , . -- polaon: aTahle with un etiL-nivlntf of the llmaea lectli ill dlHeient auea, wllh rttlea lor lelllitK the up-of the llotae; hiiKraY!nt: fiiovtinu ine inipnriani iioimaiu in,' oe- ll,.r... ui..i lllllatl-allliL! Vilfli Ml .tlsi'llKea. A VHltlllllle I'lll'l'l'- tlor. of UecriptK. ttmuy of w liii h W ould coKt it liurae-uwner Ilirec to lire iloiiura cncii. EVERY FARMER Should Own this Book. Thouniiiila who hnve aeen It cuiiiiiinid It. nuil many Hood ImrKemeii tuire extull' d It inthe lilt;lieal tenim. even slulinK Unit thev preferred it to hooks which real lo I0. Do ii. .1 throw .iwiiv Mittr niotiev in Hie nurcliitsf or coMly hooka on the liorae, which iiri' ao full of l.iilin plintsea mid techniciil terttia iia to he utiitilelllk-ihle to the arernee reader, hut liny liKMiAI.I.'D TKK.VI IsK. n hook of HO pat'ea. In puper corera, t:i Uin V'l tnoie priictlciil hil.iruiittlou ttiitll la containeil in ..iiie hii trer voliiiiii'Mit fur liinher cost. llarlnnex imlneil thla Imhik ihoioniililv. e tire anliafieil no Imrae-ou ner wiuilii hcMtiite n luoinetii nhoitt Inrestlny a cenlainitu iiiifchiiM.. If he did hul know the value of lt Colllenta. liecoKIII.lUK Hie deslruhlllty of Inivlin! aucli priic tlciil liil'urnmlloii ox our tunuum frlcnda daily need In their liualniva, pt'oviiled at reiNin.lhle cost, llHleud of liclnt! oMlired to pin the enormous nrohts ilciiuindeil hy the pub lishers of most Aimcult iinil ll.u iks. w e imve secured several thousillld epics of this vulliiilile llllle 'I' III' A I' I SIC ON TIIK lit (liSK. slnn'.e copies of which ' slmll he pleiis.-d to 111 III I luanv riviilcr of Una piiM-r, l"ii!"' pfepiinl h.v us, on ie celpt'of twi ntv-llve cents. Ih nilttuiicea tuny lie iiuiilu In currency, silver or stumps. Sen. I ;il! unlcra lo 0SMAN .V MAI KM AN, nilnwit 111m. rnmnnned X3? k 1 Jatll nl Tilica or Isltll-'hlsa, Is Hill Kfbl IKI L'HEAFtSI lubricator in HioworhL It i the best hernnm it dona not trum. luit forma n hlphly pollEhod surf;tce ovor the axle, re Ojolnp; friction und Hnhvenlng t:ta druft. it m tii i oheapeet l"Kaiio It cottr no more vhan Inferior lrands,nnd one l "i will do Uia wot it of tvo of tiny other f.; ,t Creiiso MiHlo. It iiiiswer.-n iiiiilv a well 1. r iiinestera, d.il th ur. ii r. TlirenliitHr Machines. ( 'i 'i-l'luiiterH, ( 'i-rriu.-eM, IIiiL.-i.'ii.a, eti;.,et4i.,aa for . -"Iih. It. la GUARANTEED to contain not . (.-oleum I'.ir Mile liy Uil lil'stt'lltxH liettlrrH. ' I ir I'nrkrl tyclojir.lia of Thini Wtnlk Knttvimi 11. ile. fruu. MICA MANUFACTURING CO. 31 Michigan Avenue, Chlongo, I1 nolB. It is tlin rrattlt of 21) yi'iil'"' xpi'iicncp anil cxi'i ruiii tita in Sewl:itr Slaeh iiu-h. It rwn'.oo ihr ,.,. .i' all )trrrnt mi l Jnimrr Milk", ntlil IH nol u "one mail ,'.r"otieilia " tiiiiehliie.asotlii ra ure. Itnvoiila tin- ilrl'prm itl' (itlicia.atiil . s.Hes iis.i and tiihmliir f.-alur. s anil c. itm n ihts. Jt i" 'ir.;. Ifiltt-niiittimi, wii'i'i l.iti'il'-m', i,ii.ii(. ifuni'.'r. tin 1 M"i)l. iii rntiletl nuil It rlil lit rMiitirlri-rlir.iyeiir. in ulurs wil.i I .Ifdeseril.tions.-lit. flis-oll e...-st. II I" hilfely Hill la-st. A trial will prove it. Ilini'l lull ',''' ' ' , l . torevouli'ir. Mani kai'thui i nv I l.id.l.M I. M M 'H'IM'. CO ,Hnri tu- M.is. ; wiiut i su.kk I;' UKU. 1". ULKT, hi ami i-J JuckHili ht., liu iw o. '. W i- nni iiih'pri''t U M.t- flit. nf 1 lill'.is. .;lV - U- irrt-ii Mill rt.rmcf .mi ot H - ! '''. Htit'ii j't lo iitro pit- . iU- - ItH' HUM of !..!. J.. 't la w : :, In t'tf hU .ii t liill.uM fur Ihi - 1 1 1 1 ii v, Si Mint!' t(n-.,r.i- ..f .;( il ruKlitj OU i r. v. t- .i,-f 'tut dot ii-, . I 1 1 i Mil' . l:ir. I'.r Iff.. 'Mi.iii.ii. it, .. Virfl'-U ot tftf lniftli'iii!v ol ' Tin' 1'oimiiM'i rt'Ki rvv tn r t rolidicl ht-i-.:'ik ioit of t'i-- !"' -r I t.l Illll.hli IlI'lV )l l.' If i -I itli'l full rt'lVrreil l. '." i if j ici ;iriH of ,! r, N Mi I v !::.. M. m i. .ti. Ii! ; Oil. . of fiif I I'M:' I ..r -'.ptv 'r ut c.iiil count t. Ottawa, I.i., Hit. I' tti. ih-o. ;'i Cures Rheumatism, Lumbago, Lame Back, Sprains and iiruises Asthma. Catarrh, Counhs, Colds, Sore Throat, Diphtheria, Burns, L Frost Bites, Tooth, Lar, and Headache, and all pains and aches. ,: .... )... tni..n,.1 .n .,l,n.l nrii.tv 1 tLe world, f.re.-r bottle truara- tr, d. Irice, (u cii.li and :.ui. rosTiu, xiLBrr.5 a o., iTnp n, . LLl FALO. N. Y.. U. S. A. I sa -t ' MUCH & MANY THINGS kathotuaa-Dra wautcan t.r louoi at n-j lrtin Hool tor arCram 1 arur. ertrea. t-ruuvb fine piiiNTiNo. K:.T.,rouir.v.J Hacwnaaw veatot tktCoart KeaM aaafa. . - - mm m m na a a H B BVaaaata- m tr t m im i iii ii It $ i II o I I HeU) ilUbmtecmtm. M -ajajteew .r n i -'-"jf" i iU'1 - i - - - a :." & 37 La Salle Street. M. KNEUSSL'S I Ml - ... --v .1 MAIN STREET, West of La Salle Street, south side,) OTTAWA, ILLINOIS. I Import and keep cuniitniuly on hand a littvc at:d well tclcrled H..ck of 2 DRUGS AND CHEMICALS. All the new and paipulnr Patent Medleinea, Extrnct" and Spleen for culinary uf. IVrfunicry, Urushes, and Fancy Articles for the Toilet. Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Window Glass, &c. I'tirticulnr Altrniitui jriven to the I'tunponiullriR of Pliysiciims Pri'scriptions. rjMIK IVOMEN'S IIOSiI'l'l A I. OF THE STATE OF ILLINOIS, 571 Coltaijt Crort Ant., Vhlmuo, II. A charitable ltmtltulliin : lncortwirntfil Sent. lt. 1R71: am derided 'xclulrely lo the treatment of the dlnciwa and ac clilenta pirullar ti WDineti. I'rovliled Willi a lull corps ol coiniietetit Miri:eiina. Kor ailmliwliiii, elrcnlarti conlulnlnf . .... 1.1 Ii.. I." , L' A V. t .1 LTI I iuri mi r i murium ii mi, en- , auiuevi, in. r.L.bi. wit n. c , t. LAUU. Hetildeiit Pkmietan. nova Drugs, Paints, Oils, Colors, Vamislies, Glass. In Drugs and Medicines purity and care in compounding are of the greatest importance. The undersigned calls your attention to this, as ne exercised great care in selecting his Drugs and in the preparing of the same not only the greatest care is exercised, but every thing is proceeded with scientifically. The stock is the most varied in this county, and the prices always the lowest, quality consid dered. You will also find the finest stock of Druggist's Sundries, Yankee Notions, Toilet Goods of every description, Fancy Articles for weddings, birthdays, &c. In Paints, Oils, Brushes, Colors, Varnishes, Plate and Window Glass, no competitor will sincerely claim to equal my stock, neither in quantity, quality or price, my goods being the very best grades in the market. Everything guaranteed. My facilities for handling goods are double those of any other establishment. Thanking the public for their liberal patron age in the past, and hoping to serve the same and a great many more in IbSi, I am truly yours. G. GEHRING, Druggist, North of Court House, Ottawa, 111. ill WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH WILL SEE IJT t A Aiwiajiwuims mff, I nM i i nc W J I Mmnui .if TIM. . iujat.ta..t i,rni I'nnt, I V if U' ffft";::'':-"':' CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R'Y Is The Croat Connecting Link between tho East and the West! It. main line rum from Chtrnc:., in r.incil lllnll-.. ..i-tni; tht.iiikrli .Lillet. O'l iivi. I a S t I.-, lieliew-il Moltlie. II." k Island. I IVhi,...i t. Wesl I.iU-ltr, l.iwai'iu. M;renir.i. Hint.kli i lirinnei:. Jit-, MuliM-s i the c il'ilnl of I ." . .le nt, atlnti tic. and Ar.M-a. with t.r.iiirn. s f rt.ni Hiireau Jill.ctloll to le..rla; lit. HI .1'' ' 'l.i'i lo Nisr.l- niif. v i-diun'ton. finrtirii I . Ii.ikii.i. t Vlitrevllle. I'i I ii. er i ill. 1 l ehtnii. t..u.'.; in. t UKie rutt. I".ive!iv..itth. Airlii.on. :,nd K r . nr; Wa.h.iicfon iLMk'niirii.-y. Kk ii.ws.-i aod Kti.n- Vlllei Keokuk t.t r ttlllll'Cti.tl, lt..i.,p:tr r. Ileti toiiMMirt, I u.le"..l.'lit r 1. 1, in. tn I n in w .t. Kd.t vllle. i tsk.thMiv.i. Ivli... fihr.w and I M'.iti.-; ML .Ion to h-i-.;iiiiiia; Newton t.i M'.'ir.wt Moines to Iii. iiattou and Wim.net: Atmotir tu t.tuw.d.l and ii.iiIhiii: atid vim:ii.i II irli-i ami r.ir"o!t Tins l rniMtirlv t:i o- lv K-til-r.i.td. nlncli nnm tin, ., t'.' a tlnoll;:ll lino fr.nil t'lniMir.i int., I' e Matt, ot Kn .tA Tltroiitfh 1-. x .t .- V 'uti'T I'r.uii. wi'h Pnll m.m I'.-ii.i. i aratt.t.-lie.l. aterime.. hwav.U'lv .l wll tot. 4i.i .tn-l 1. 'It ! A. KtNMS IITV, t'"i N 11. I'Ll rr. Lka k w ik i h a:ul. it II I a..N. I hr. 'Ufcrti cm are almoin n l-.-te.n Mawait k.-e and K mut t'ttv. via tlir " Milwiikve and .irlt inland Mutrt I.litr. lti' "tirrat K." l-iatid""! mt ntrn-en'ly .iilp,d. It r.-ad tl t Hiniii .ei tc, t. aud ita ti v k i I I'd ith ."eel rail,. hat III ileae you gimt w ill h the tdei.urw tf rit)"t ni .our nirai.. w tide p -xin hut tlin . .Milt til ft ail le.i.r I llinol, and .,w v tn our of our ttiactnnrriii liiiilna' far, That at coni.anv all Tnrotii;it Kre, Trma. Vou tr t au entire li.e.il j- v...nI a. l'Tcd In :.) Htsl-fl4 boicl, fur een:y-tieeentm. Apptreiatin lhi f;trt that a riato'ltv if the l.dr iteler neparaiv atartnienti l..r .Itttreut .iw hi4 i and the utiu.cti..e t.tAetit?.-r toisttieaa I thla line wariatitma- It l e are ii :ieil toan- noiin that tttiCotuianr rutin r'afittuif. i'..tra fl I.I.MAX I'AI.ATK r.iKs are ran CO I N UU HI-I H-.v KA.NsA Hi V ITt'lllMlN. and LKAVKXWOKTU. . HrKeis !. this Line, Wn..vti -a (he Oreat KocaL laiauiU Kuutw," arw wold ht All Ticket Acewta la Ihn I ntieit Mwtea ami Canada. tor iafur.uailoa t litMiul;w Mi Tour hotua olBc. avddrrwa. R. II. CA1II.K, V k. rMtarai aaa ihMni Huavw. 1881. FURHITURE. The Oldest House, The Largest Stock, The Best Variety Of Goods in this Line in La Salle County. IJNDKIITAKINI AS USUAL. DRUG STORE, COUNTY ASYLUM. Notice IB heretiy glren, that on Tlivir"lnvai avnil' Krlilayw of each week rlnltura will be admitted to tfe Aayluin. No rlmtora aumllled on bundayn. T. C. C.IBSOM. tuwa. Oct. 5, 1S73 County Aent THE CEOCRAPHY OF THIS COCNTRT, Si'mm Cir. for aleeiinR urKiea, and i'ajce 'irurij jr. ( ir calm tniri'04eHon:y tito-i'tner r. at f.-at u re of our I'alace t'araisa SMUKINO AI.iKiN where , ot lio etijoy juur "liayaua"' at all hour of the day M itrtutli etit Iron Hriilres,pan the MlnJlMlpnl and Mi. nun rivers at all points rrotsed hv tin line, and transfers are avoided at t'oiincil III u ill. h,ttias City. Leavenworth and Atchison, coit-iie.-ttotis heinK made tn I'nion teH.a The irlnriial K. 14. connection of 111 i r ret I h roiiElt Line are ua follow a . At i ini tial witu all divtiKing luica fur the East and South. At Km.liw.k.iv w ith the US 4V M S.. and P. It. W . i'. K. Kila. At W ASlllNiiluN IlEIOHT.. with IV. C.4St L It K. At La Sails, with I I Cent. R B. at I'ttoiua. with K. V. A .1 ; P It. E.; I. B. A W.; 111. Mnl.; and T. V. W Kds. At Kot'K lUMi. writh "Mllwaukeeand Rock Inland Slu.rt I inr."ai.,l liock isl d i'eo. Kds. At IiAVKNfxitr. wiut ttie baTeui'ort Division 0. M. . SL P. K. K At WieT I.i ft krtt. with the B. C. R. N.R.R. At tiKlMtLI, with IVnttal Iowa K. K. At Iika M.HNkV with It M. A F. IL K R. Atl'oiMii. HLfrra. with I'nion Pa-tflc R R At omaiia. with h. A Mix K. K.K. tin Neb.) At Oct t MHrsjri.CTioK.with B.i.K iS.K R. At Ol-Tl'MWA. with Central low R. K-i W. St. I. . hr . and . R. and S. R Kd. At KicoKl'K. with ToL, fro. War ; Wah .St. Louis a Par . aud St. I Keo. . M . K. Kdi. At CawriiKN. with if. SU J. R. R. At An n i-.. v with AtebTopeka t Santa Fa. Itch. 4 Net., and On. Br. V. P. K. Kds. At I.KAVt nwuuth, wiLk I'DiuB I'ac. am! Kan Cent K. Kds. At Kasa CtTT. wltb allllnet torthw West anu Aoumwetl. thmn.h ta PrnRtt IFS MOIEA ii. r-tTT. JOHN, 1848. KtiQ v .9mH Mit3 Ck'SM mufM rr