OTTAWA FREE TRADER; SATURDAY, APRIL 1, 1882. BUDGET OF FUN. '8,n 1 yor! trust me, darling T" niuruiured opumuH in, uve daughter of old Moncvleruicr. ".Not w' ,hout rt-al estate security," replied Isabel ahaenMnindedly. 1 a ttA International train that left yi-ster-P y lor Pan Antonio, there was a darkey who pt sticking his head out ot tne car wimiow. 'Keep your Head inside," said the conductor, OBcruy. "Whaffor?" ' For fear you will damage some of the iron work or the bridge, you uwi."iexa eitfiinys, Nose Genuine Without Signatchk. "This, sir." expounded old Daddy Winterbot- torn, holding up a bottle; "this, sir, is the finest cm thHt comes into tne marKet." "It looks clear," commented old Uncle Wotherspoon, who had dropped In to see his friend for a tew moments. "I guess that's pret ty cood Bin. "Try some," said Daddy Wirtrbottom, holding out the bottle and a gluss. "It won't hurt ye. 15 less your soul, man, there isu't a headache in a gallon !" "No,I don't suppose there is," conceded Uncle Wotherspoon. "Wall, here's health!" and down it went. And they drank and drank until they were both sick at their stomachs, and when they Darted it was w'th fuddled expressions ol dis tincuished consideration aud mutual promises to have it out on a similar basis some other niuht. Anu yet these two old lnuocents had only been drinking a preparation of salt and raiu water which Mrs. Winterbottom had put up as a hair restorative, and about which the only suspicion of gin was the label ou the bottle: "None genuine without signature." lirook lyn Enylt. Who ever heard of any one being punished tor stealing a watermelon ? It was tried ouce in Tennessee, three or four years ago. Good old Judge Frazier, of the Davidson and Hutu erferd Circuit, was presiding; an unlucky negro was the prisoner : a very young lawyer was delending him; twelve good men and true were in the box. There was no doubt that the prisoner had stolen the melon; the proof against him was as clear as noon-day. The attorney called no witnesses whatever, but simply arose ond said; "May it please your honor and gentleman ot the jury, my client is charged with stealing a watermelon. He does not deny it. But this is a new crime for our courts. I have stolen watermelons myself; the chances arc that your honor has stolen watermelons; and, gentlemen, I'll agree to set 'em up If there's a man on that jury who hasn't stolen a watermelon !" The judge jerked up his head, took oft' his spectacles, and looked with a startled but smiling stare upon the young scamp; the jurors nudged each other and snickered; the spectators guf fawed; but it is needless to say that the brief argument for the defendant was a successful one with the honest jnrymen. One Moue Lincoln Story. Just after the terrible disaster of Cold Harbor, the president more than usually depressed and alluded by the tremendous responsibilities of his position, started out for one of his solitary, self-communing, after-dinner walks, for which he was noted, and which were, doubtless, the really only undisturbed moments of his care burd ened life. This time his abstracted ramble led him in the direction of the canal that runs parallel with the potomac river, some half mile south of the White House grounds. Wandering along its banks in this aimless way, Lincoln came to a smoky little cabin, at the door ot which an old colored man was paring potatoes. The president stopped, and taking it for granted that his face would be unknown to this humble laborer, he sat down and engaged him in conversation. With that patriarchal readiness of opinion peculiar to aged darkies, he responded to "Father Abraham's" questions, and delivered many sage and oracular dissertations on the conduct of tne war, the duties of the executive and public affairs generally. The president listened not without gaining an idea or two from the homely discourse until it was quite durk. As he rose to go the old man set before him a bowl of milk and some hoe cake, which Lincoln who told the story himself- says he ate with real relish, the first lood he had enjoyed for many a long day. "Goodbye, uncle," he said, at last, "I'll come to see you aeain." "Do so, Massa Liukom, do so," said the old man, hospitably. " A'hy, do you know met" uid the presi dent. "Yes, indeed, honey ; knowed yer was Old Abe de berry minute I set eyes on yer. You's mighty good man, Massa l'residen; but I seed yer once at yer noggeration and I neber could torglt yer dis quick. You'ee a powerful gord man, but the Lord made you diefful home in de face, and dat's afac'!" Handling i Tenueaaee Crowd. A ';rhigan man who haa a patent wind mill v( t down to Tennessee last fall to see what he could do among the farmers of that state. Reaching a town in the central part ot the state, he went to a dealer in agricultural implements and stated his desire to erect his machine and call attcution to it. "Well, it can he done, I guess," was the re ply. "But how had I best proceed "" "AVell. you kin put her vp over on the hill thar. I don't know who owns the ground, but if you treat the crowd, I guess no one will object." "Very well." "Next Tuesday is market day. aud there'll be heaps of folks in town. You want to be around early and treat the crowd." "Yes." "Set the old thing going, and ask the boys over to drink something." "Just so." "You want to stand on a bar'l and make ome explanations, of course, for it will be new to most of 'em. But don't talk too long. Make it about ten minutes, and then treat the crowd." "Yes." "If you have to talk any more, tell 'em there is another drink ahead." "I see." "If the old man Jones comes la with his boys there'll be a row in the crowd. They shoot on sight. Keep your eye peeled, and it you tee any signs of "a row, ask the whole crowd out to drink." "Yes, but " , "Look out for dog fights. If one takes place you can't hold the boys a minute. Keep your eye on the canines. If you see a yaller purp begin to bristle up, sk the crowd to step over and moisten." "Yes, but by that time the whole crowd wjll te drunk," protested the agent. "Martin it will, and that's what you want, ot course. That will give you a chance to skip out and take yout life along with you, and if you make a stop anywhere within a hundred miles I'll send the windmill by freight pro Tided there's anything left to send! Nothing like knowing how to handle a Tennessee crowd, my friend. Did you ask me out to take suthin V Detroit Fret Frrm. gent beast gave a snort of terror, and sprang so suddenly to one side that the helmeted knight in whose womanly-white hands were gathered the reins was yanked violently over the brake and most of the air knocked out of his system ere ho could regain his position abaf t the dash board and again head the terri fied charger in the direction of Western Av enue. "By my halidom!" quoth the knight, "St. Julian must have seen an oat." It was true. Some roystering son of Blue Island avenue, going homo with many a flag on of beer beneath his corselet, had with waste ful hand thrown by the roadside no less than several oats, at siirht of which the neighing steed which had so gallantly breasted the brow of the hill at the opening of this chapter was stricken with the terror mat always comes to beasts when that which they have ne'er before beheld comes suddenly within the vista of their gaze. "Curses on the horse! he has broken my susnender." exclaimed Kodcrlgo O'Kourke, eighth Duke of Wexford, as he wound the hues around tne crane anu spiiccu uis puuis wuu u 8tr.,nS- ... ... ., , In a sorucr ot tne car bus aiyrue naineway, her pure, passionless face with wine-red lips pressed closely to tne w muow. rne is pure as the driven snow, and chaste as an ice wagon Two years ago she was the petted idol of dot ing parents the pampered child of luxury and unlimited confectionery; but one soft, sensuous day in the summer, wnen tne neids were lautrhinif in the golden glory of an am ple harvest, her father had come home and said to her in tear-choked tones: "We must sleep In the woodshed tonight, my darling; this house is no longer mine. All that I possessed has been lost forever." Mvrtledid not question him, did not seek to intrude upon the sacred precincts of his grief, but went silently away and blew iu her last quarter tor icecream. Geome W. Hathaway did not long survive the hore race that swepr away uis ioriune, ana in the fall they buried him in the sun-kissed cemetery beyond the beer garden, away from the noise and turmoil of the irreat city. But "Myrtle, although accustomed to every luxury that credit could purcnase, was possesseu u brave heart and large leet, anu nau gone forth to battle with the world and earn tier own living. "I will gain my daily bread," she said, but after learningthat making seven teen shirts for 8 cents was the most lncrative operation open to her, she hail concluded to change her subscription to the trl-weekly. On the opposite seat oi tne car irom jnyrue sat Bertha ltedingote. The girls had moved in the same social circle in tne aays wnen Mvrtle lolled idly in the lap of luxury, but now that she sat on one knee Bertha did not recognize her. But Myrtle cared not for this. "Let Berlba flaunt her prosperity and grena dine polonaise in mv face if she will," she had said, "the time may come when I shall again be heading the procession, and if it does 1 shall have a pool or two on myself." f "Leavitt street," said the conductor.hls voice arousing Myrtle from the reverie into which she had fallen. Both cirla left the car. On the corner, his choke me-to-death collor look- ne weirdly white beneath the htful glared the West Side tras. stood Kthelbert de Courcey "Good-by John," the boys usud to call him, because they said that name was easier to re member, and had a Cook County time time to lie was a good youns man almost too good to be true and very rich. His wealth made him the object oi mucn maneuvering uu the part of designing mothers with marriage able daughters, but thus far he had escaped unscathed. Both girls knew him. Bertha ad vance with a w itching Ogdcn avenue smile on her lace, as ll to claim hts company in ner homeward walk, but he heeded her not. Ad vancing quickly to Myrtle's side, he said : 'May 1 see you home, Miss nainawayy ' 'Yes." replied the cirl. the pink suffusion of a blush hustling rapidly over her cheek as she took his arm. On the way to the humble pic-foundry where she foucht the bedbugs they talked upon the current topics of the day the cable cars, how Maud s. would drive to the pole, ueecjiers in- dicrcstiou. etc.: but presently Lthclbert's voice sank lower, his tones became more tender, and he told the blushing gin the story ol bis love of how lie would tain make her his West Washington street bride. When he had flnu li ed, Myrtle looked up into his eyes those eyes so tender and true and with a little happy sob called his bluff. From "(hilt it Siirker' Duufhter," J vibune. 0W neat I t B EFT1IO V T.y Ortan mnta Inn 10 full aet Clnl.li-n f untrue lli-Mli". ? STOPS Walnut or KIhiiiimiI x'.iw; M a-in von, Metal rout l'luU'H.l prlirlit li-llo. Mi-i : ipi'Mura, Ijiiiip Simula, l orkt-t formi'Mi-, HiuhIIi-s anil Knlu-ra for niounif, Ik-ultv'a pan-ni Stop Aitlim, a NI-'.W ANDNOf'l, ItKKDHOARH iwt.nl..! will in v a imn-h mutto an 1-1 COMMON OllfcAN. Nonrlu-rni.iktTilare build till omiin (it fa pateMeil.i IMIUMOIH hi ceiS. Rilia over lOuOjT month, il.-iiuuiil ImTi'afiittf. IW" Fur-tot v vuirkinif DAY anil by 3a hdnon o Eli rtrio Ub'liUul M I. Il l to lill ordi r. frST" Prior, Tioxril. Delivered an board (tQA aV lara aire, btool, Hook, eul I?U If after one year'a oe yon are lint aalLnYdrcturn Organ, nlll promptly rotund utoni-y Willi luti-rcal, ecus a:tu z!ami:te srs r.::Tscaz:Ti Inprnmn, Tlvo IMI.-inMg:.) ol!o."l liiny I'xjx'nws if you buy;ionieniiywny. un nro uvlt-omo. Tree 4'om-h with polite ulti-iiilulila lnt--ta litl train. Oltiir tir-iMDH :), $4it. J.'iOiiii. rianiiforti-illiA to film. l-C UrauttJ'ut Jllimtnilitl Vutaloym fit t . ricape Adilirna or i-ull u on DANIEL F. 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Mlclt, If You Want a Good Farm OR A Pleasant Village Homo. OB LABGE TBACT FOB COLONY. In a Northern Community, fifteen tnilea from Hie Capital of II ie I'nlti-d Mater, addrerH, fur Information. O. E. II I N K, Vienna. Fairfax Co.. Va. Oi'iiiit, March 27. Once more the breezes of gentle spring are upon us. Grass is grow ing beautifully aud everything looks gay, ex cept the roads, which btill remain bad. Our old mail carrier, Albert .Smith, sold out all his worldly possessions last Saturday, and contemplates atrip to Califuruia for his health Sheiupp has started his new house. Didn't Harry Dale spread himself last weeK V Wonder if he is living yet The latest to embark in the matrimouial boat were, Tuesday evening, Mr. Tho9. IJlack and Miss Alice llarnee; aud last Wednesday evening? Mr. Frank Wilkin, and Miss Mary Dimmick (sister of 'Squire Dimmick.) It ia reported tint Billy Wixom will move to Iowa. We hope not, aa Billy is a genial fellow, and we should hate to miss his smiling face. The time Jani' IC'M hud his trial before Esq. Dimmick, every one made fun of Mr. I)., but his rulins were far more in accordance with law than the suit which we listened to Thursday in Waltham before an old justice. We will not comment upon the trial, but if we had a suit to institute, Dimmick would be our man. Mr. Wm. Foust, the young man supposed to have been shot by J as. Kidd, is getting along hrstrate, being now able to walk around the room, and will soon tie able to get around again, lie is still under the watchful care of our worthy Drs., the Kverett Bros., who will pull him through all right. Alf. Meiuhardt will work the quarry again this summer. Ducks are plenty, and our home mmrods are having lots ot fun. Ugh ! Jno. McXally has no doubt the best stock steers in this community, and they are not graded cattle either. I'kdho. At sunset on a beautiful day in June a soli tary horse-car might have been seen ascending the brow of a hill. As the dappled palfrey which drew it bravely on reached the crest of the eminence and paused Tor an instant before beginning the downward Journey the mtelli- A Friend iu Need. Time over and again Thomas' Kclectric Oil has proved a salutary friend to the. distressed. As a reliable curative for croup in cbildren, sere tbroat and bronchial affection?, and as a positive external remedy for pain, it is a never-failing an tidote. Here is the record of a recent day's work by Mr. Gladstone: In the early morning theie was the usual business with his private secre tariesbusiness of itself sufllcient to exhaust the energies of most men then followed a journey to Windsor, the Council, the private interview with the (jiiecn, ami the return to London. Immediately afterward came the great gathering at Itowning street, and the speecn from the Prime Minister; then fol lowed the sitting of the House of Commons, where questions had to be answered and two speeches made; while the day was wound up by the long and remarkable address on the mam question ot tie procedure of the Lords. Etgal. CHA8E FOWLEB, Maxtrr in Chanctru. MArtTKKN SAliK. STATE OK ILLINOIS, Cot'KTY op La Sai.lk. Circuit Court of naitt coun ty. In chancery. Ininin Carroll, eoinpliiiiiant, r. David Carroll, defendant, l'ulillc notice In hereby itlven, thai In pnrauanee "f a de cree entered In the above entitled etiiiHe at tint March term ol said Clrenii Court, to wit. March Illh, a. ii. lstKi, I. Chafe Fowler. MtiKler In ChBIicerv of mid court, will, on Saturday, April twenty-recond. a. i. Wi, at the hour of two o'clock In the attrrnoon of maid day. aell at public vendue to the hiRheat mid nest bidder, for eaah. at the front dour of the Circuit Court llooin, ( Ili-lano'a Mock.) In the city of Otta wa, county of Ln Salle and stale of lllliioiH, tin; f-illuwlrn! ilmcrtbcd prenilnti. til m-ll : 1itK Mx and Sevan, In Itlm-k Thirty, ill the OrlKlnnl Town of Meniiutii; MtuiHe In the comity of la Salle and stale of Illinois. I'll ASK KOWLKIi. Mated March Jilh. 18.!. Master In Chancery. Thou. H. Sm ax. l ainplt's .Sol'r. uuir'iVlw JOHN B. BICE, Attorney at .nr OTATKOl-' 1 IIjIMOIN, LaSaM-PCo.-ss. C'HtiUi Court vj Ln Salle county, Iu the M'lil Ttrm, A. n. lisi. Ida Morris. Adntla.i.triitrix of Ihr Kslnleof .liuues Mor ris, deceased. t. frank Morris. Kdwiird Morris. Kannle Tuylor ilornierly l-anny Morrlsi, .latum It. r . Morris, Mi nerva Davis i f.irinerlv Minerva Morris i. Iletirv 8. Morns. Alfred W. Morria, I.vdla II. S. Morris. Murv Morris and Sa rah J. II. Morria. heirsat law of said .liimes Morris, de owed : Ida Morria. widow of said .lames Vorrla, deceased : r. It. Ileus. Thomas MacKtliluv. Thomas llerforil. Ulrhard Wolfe. Kannle WUImaii aud .lumcs Walker. I'etilion to trll real ml ale to priv itehti. Affidavit of the non-n-sideace of Frank Morris. Fanny Tavlor aad Minerva Havls. dcfemtniith above named. Iinvinn been filed In the otllce of tlie clerk of Die County Court of la Salle county, notice is tieniiy Riven to tne sum frank Morria, Fannv Taylor formerly Fanny Morris), and Miner va ilavls i formerly Minerva Morrlsi. thai the plainfitl. Ida Moiria. Administratrix of the Katate of James Morris, de ceased, liaa died her petition in the said County ( onrt of !.a Salle county for an crder to aell the premises belonirliiR lo the estate ofaaU deceased, or so much of It as may he need ed to pay the debts of raid deocar-ed. and described a fol lows, to wit: I xil MiHilK-r seven. Ill block number aixty-six. instates Addition to Ottawa, situated in the city or ilttn . comity of La Salle ami state of Illinois: and that a sum iiiiiIm baa been lwmi-d out of said court aiiainst you, return able at the April term a. ii. IHttiof said court, to be holden on the third Monday of April a. h. lnlat the CountyCourt Kooiii, In the city of Ottaw a, In La Salle eoun'y, Illinois. Nuw. nnleas yon. tie' aald Frank Morris, lanny Taylor and Mliicrra Itavia, shall personally lie anil appear before said Contity t'oiirt of Ijt Salle county on the nrstdnyof a term thereof, lo be hidden at Otttawa. In suld county, on the first Monday of May HHt, and plead, answer or demur to tne. aald complainant s petition flloo therein, the name and the tiiatn-ra and thing therein elnirud and stated wlil be taken aacoufenMid. and a decree entered awtlnst you ac cording to the prayer of aald hill. tmawa. Illinois, tiarcu i nn. irvz. P. W. sT'M'KHLKtthll. Clerk. .1. M. KM . Complt'a HoPr. marlf-lw . CHASE FOWLEB. jfiwier in C'AiiH'-e'w. AKI'KH'S SALK.-STATK UK ILLINOIS. Cnrx-M 'P La saI.lh. Circni! Court nf mlil l OHtitil. in citim-e, . Thomas H Spencer. Administrator with he will an- ni-xed of the Ketate of Janii-s Soencer, deeesel, roinplaiu- iiDt, m. -folin r. Kediiwit ana Marta Keiiuiiu;, neieniiauia. aM by alien, thai In pursuance of a de- I'nhlic notii-e la bereb: -ree enlerM of rei-ord in the aliove. eDtltled cause at trie January term of aald Circuit ( onrt, to wit. January :h, a. ri. ia"i, i.iniW' rowier, awit-r in i.iiaiiee-y oi samtooTi. will, on Tnesdsi-. the twentv-elahtb davof Man-h A. n. 1W2. at the hour ol one o'clock n the afternoon of said day, aell to the hitrhest and liest bidder, for cash, "at the front door f tlie 1-ulldlnK wherln is now held tbi-circuit Court of La Salle County, known iu the Delano Hlock. ' .itnatiil in Ot tawa. La Salle roiinty. Illinois, the foflowinK described nreinlsea. to wit: lit six. In niork rive, in lilover s Addi tion to the dry of Ottawa, rounly of Ijifalleand state ol Illinois. tiiAsr. nia u-.it. iall Ken. ith. tt. Masrer In hanrery. hi sn. KLL a. IRi ITT. Coiiipl's Solrs. feb'rt 3w Skin Diseases Cured Bv Uk. Frazikr's Magic Ointment. Cures as if by magic I'imples, IJlack Heads or (irubs, Hlotcb. cs and Eruptiutis on the face, leaving the akin clear, healthy and ticautiiul. Also cures ltcb, Bartwr'a Itch, Salt Rheum, Tetter, Kinirworin, 8cald Head, Chapficd Hands, ore Nipples, Sore Ltps; old, obtinat" Llrera ana fore, etc. KIM lIKMSt. F. Drake, Esii., Cleveland, O- sullcred tn-yond all dearrliition from a skin disease which aiiear- ed on tils hand, tend and fare, nnd nearly de stroyed his ryes, the most careful doctorine failed to help bin), and after all bad failed he used Dr. Frar-ler's Magic Ointment and was cured by a few applications. J-" The first and only positive cure fur "kin diseases ever discovered. Sent by mail on receipt of price, Fiptt Cents. HENRY A; CO., Sole Propr'a, Cl.rVELAXI, O. For Blind. Bleeding, Itebing or Ulcerated Piles, Da .William's Indian Pile Ointment la a sure cure, rrlce f I, ny mau. tor sale bv drnggista. octl5-ly FORBES 4c LORRIAUX, Agents. lw 3,dwtiflfmrnt$. COAL. Dinneeh & White. Wholesale and retail dealer In -a. BID COILS, ATS'IJ Third Vein Soft Coal Exclusively, AT LOWEST PRICE. Otllce aud Scale with Thayer. Dattera A Co.. Hear Kock Island Depot. TELEPHONE, No. 55. IV Coal delivered to all parts of the city. octlS FLOUR AND FEED, Lime, Salt, Cement. Plastering Hair and Stucco. Also the LONDON Eorsoii Cattle FoGi A prepitratUin fur aniKTlor to any conrillioB powder ever made. Oil Cuke, Com Meal, A:t'. HAMILTON & HILLIARD. Keb. U-tf 111 Main street, Ottawa, III. For Sale or Exchange. I ota 3 1. n. (i k 1. In IHik-Ii Tun. Ihillroad Addition to Otta wa. These Iota will he aold cheap. They are situated three blocks northeast or the Koi-k island iienoi. rorimrucu lars Inquire of ARMSTKON'U & Cll AI'MAN, Alt' rneya at Law, det-3-111108 Cor. Court and Madison 8t.. Ottawa. 111. Farm for Sale. The Southwest ynarterot hection I'weniy-flve, Township Thirty-four North, of Knupe Three, ln the Town of Dayton, iMJmaiuillK one nunnreu anu si iy neres. Also the Knntliweat Ouarter of Hectloa Thirty-five, in TowoshipThlrty-threeorth.of !taiiKeour, in tne lown of Kail liiver. Kor terms of sale and other information ennulre M he otllce of LKLAM) & OlLHKliT, Iv the Opera Ilouaa Hlwlt, Ottawa Illinois. Jtiul FOR SALE. 160 Acres. Eagle Township. House with 11 rooms and furnace; hay barn: atahlea; ma chinery shed: Kraaary: hog shed: double nm crib; tenant house: moke house. MIEKMAN LKLANI), der Jl tf Abstract Olllce, JOHN GROSS, BOOK BINDER, Blank Book and Paper Box Manufacturer, OTTAWA, XJLsXjS. Office, 20 and 21 La Salle Street. IJT Paper ruled lo any dtwlred palleru, petal's I tt A rr A MONTH FOR mlUUTEACIIKKS? Men, Ladles and Aptents. tnkliiK Orders for J;KTTEK8 TO Virti.rloiis." now the most popular New I Ionic In Hie Held. Hoil a KHIKI.I) and a SWollD. Kvcryhody warns it. Low Thick. On k Salm. Html for ctiwriiri.j 7 . liiar4-3uios lt0 K. Adams St., Clilcano, 111. 0 HMAII as IIArKMAB, OBNEBAL JOB PRINTERS, 18 La Salle Street, weat ef the Court Home Ottawa Ilia To Nervous Bufferera-The Great European Kern edy-Dr. J. B. Simpson as ecinc meajene. .. . .u ...c...i,lii,.rriiiu Ki-tiiltial Weakness. Iinpolency. ano an iiii"-!"" e . I ....... I A ...i.tv 1 , V ....... Piniim mi .in j , of Memory, Tains in Hack er Side, mid ill I.,,..,, lliut 1 p a il to Consumption, Insani ty and nn early irrave. The Stiecinc Medicine is iM-lnn used with wonderlul ucces ramphleta will free to all. Write foi Ihem and et full partiru lars. rrlce-rpeeini . Allures mi ono-i w i"..,.... .... J. 1. blMl nii aimii.i r. o., V.j. KM Main St., IliirTalo, X. V. Void II Ottawa hy K. V. Orlnt and all dru:lsts every Wl.rc. fl) fe''5 -1 liftman. a- " kaire, oi six um k-4Ki lor Specific. ll.TO per pui all orders to a am lireut chance to make money. Tliose gfllll who always take advaiiliiR-e of the H'io'1 cliaiues that are otr.-riil. ireti- VI eraliy ta'ciiiiie wealthy, while tliose 0 tV who do not Improve sueli etiance. remain In p verty We want many vh-ii, women, boys ail Kirls lo work for ua riht in their own lia-a ltlm. Any one can do tlie work properly from the first s'arl. The business will pay more than ten times ordluury waiii-s. Kxpenalve oiitflt lurrished free. No one who ciuaires fulls to make money rapid ly. Vou can devote your w hole time to tin work, or only your spare moments, l-'ul! InrorniHtlun and all that is neeili d sent free. Addn-as S riNsns I ii., I'ih-I-land. Maine. novlii CHICAGO PITTS! Forly-wvenlh season of the old reliatile "ChU riMio Tillx" Ncpnrntora, thn only nnd-rlum ApronMai lime now in the market adapted for lanm i-r small Job. ImraeorsU-aiii Hiwer; tuevrv Ajmai Maelilne thut threla aild ''wis for ond till train trftnli. "( hienacn Pilta" Double Pinhai .Uuuntcd ilurar PoweraaretheV tkrHvr'4 BLACK HAWK K i'rrpnuiifvlfinrrrfiMili ;tithtt? 4tnf.fftU Gf thrhT in irruin, Itai, iiriif clir. Vmll it- t t-m i-lv thn ilt-nnml. Mr mrly. Th uni.tt aud nio-t (luralilf lutclaiiie id tbe market. TRACTION ENGINES 1 Itlurk llnwl Trnrlliin hi ruin Fuvine l' l''TU! ;. i i.L.-ii- in tin W'-rM. W ith num. .t,Mhnnt t .!! uruL I ho H uti-rnrfiilmtn'n HiT'-r. It lHitiMiit"ly wftv H'"UrtiH liriy Vm - than iiy urn rtrmH. i. frml. r tnti ii-on- i.wr with I4 f IH'.(?Iil iitemmtty In the v. jr. f ni triT- j iKKTll'tiV H. A. PITTS' SONS MFC. CO. 7and 0. ' "-on St. CHICACO. ILL. Drugs, Pais, Oils, Colors Tarnishes: Glass In Drnsrs and Medicines uuritv and care in compounding are of the greatest importance. The undersigned calls your attention to this, as ne exercised great care in selecting his Drugs and in the preparing of the same not only the greatest care is exercised, but every thing is proceeded with scientifically. The stock is the most varied in this county, and the prices always the lowest, quality consid dered. You will also find the finest stock of Druggist's Sundries, Yankee Notions, Toilet Goods of every description, Fancy Articles for weddings, birthdays, &c. In Paints, Oils, Brushes, Colors, Varnishes. Plate and Window Glass no competitor will sincerely claim to equal my stock, neither in quantity, quality or price, my goods being the very best grades in the market. Everything guaranteed. My facilities for handling goods are double those of any other establishment. Thanking the public for their liberal patron age in the past, and hoping to serve the same and a great many more in l&Sl, I am truly yours. G. GEHRING, Druggist, North of Court House, Ottawa, 111 t)2 PI M o "11 im 2: , t 2 2 a IV a-E.5' 'S3 H" - ar-y.f 2! i3 2of5.J o 1-4 H Z n :bS 2.2-s . a? . 9 s asa 1 L23r 5 " ; J 3D f r go t3 C O B v 9 -. M M t n w a md o Si Z V i J 114 1 l e' : Q Jf) 1 y H H a o c OIPS1 SsH M 5 c- 0 f 1 0 3 WHO 18 UNACQUAINTED WITH THt CKOORAPMV Of THIS COUNTRY, WILL SEE BY EXAMINING IJTMISMAPjjrjIATTrie '"e tr ' -Av-TPjrr-. k ' j . Avcr- wrff .V'iT.,0.w;.i wpjcN "y'Fjy fj CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R Y Is The Great Connecting Link between the East and the West ! It. main lln nmi from I'lnraeo to t iHiriril Hlulta. .ai.ii tlinuiirli .lollrl, (uiawa. l a .sallr, i ii-iir-u-o Mcillrir. I!i M.-iml. I.riixnt. wl l.llx-rl). nwal'il. Marenii.Hroolilyii.(iriiiiiM. Imm Mmiii-i ilheraimal of l.mai. !luai!, Allan lie. ami Avix-a: Willi hranrnea from Hur.au Jiinrlimi in IViirla; Wiltmi Ji.in-tioii lo Muva tlnr. Wa.hlnirtoii. I-airtli-ld Kltlmi. IWlknn lnirrill. I'rlnrrtuii. Tinitmi. Dallatlii. Came run. iMvrnwortli. Atrhiniiii, and Kama 1'uv; WaahiiiKton UiNiKounii-y. OakaUmaa. anil Knoa villfl Krnknklo l-armlnetiiri. Hon.arlf. llru tmiiport, ImlriwiMlriiU Klil-m. imymwa, Eiluy ville. OnkaliMina. Ill, Monro. anil Ix-a Muhm-; Ml Zlon lo kniuiigmi; Newt on lo Monrur: I" Mom- lo Inoiaiii.la anil Wiiui-rv-t; Alianlir lo l,HwM ami Auilulioii: ami ATorato Harlan anil Carson. Tilt n poMliTi-ly Vir only Rail toaa. whicn ovwit. anu J(-rrii a through Hue from Cturairo iniothr Siati.nf Kimu Throuirh fciprraa Hasv-nRi-r i raiua. with Poll man Paiarrl arn ailhil.arrunrai h wavdaily iM-twrru ('Hit Aitu ami Hkori. KBa 1'ITY. "orsrii. Hu rra. l.avM wokth bih1.tohi m. TtinniKlicara are alao run brtwwi Milwau kee ami Kanua I'lty. via the " Milwaukee and Ki-k Islaml Short Line." The "Ureal kirk liland"ls mavniflrenMy -qulie.l. ltroal lied iaaimply perfect, nJ ita Hark la laid with atrel ralla. hat will pleaae you mot will be the pleasure uf enjoying vonr meal., while p.i!t.iii ovt-r the lieautifiil prairie. of llhnonaad Iowa. In one of our oiatfuihi-eni lintita fan that i -coin pan v all TiirouitU Kiprena Tralna. Von -i-t an entire meal. ail aa laervrd many firal-eUaa hotel, for aevenly-tlvereiita. Apprerlaitn;; the fart that a majority of the pe'iple prefer aeparale aparlmrno fur different puriioaeataml the Imwenne paaaentfer buaioeaa of thia line warrantm It i, we are pleavd to- t.ntniMlhu lhlil'iiniii.livriilil Phiimaa itllitc - w ot .ri- ilttl . run It.nn.k t prrtRlA. UF.S (Ol MU. HLI n. KANSAS MTV. AT HW. aail LKAVI W(KTb. 1 irkei via tl.tat Line, known tlt irwt Kara, laUaul Uoute." avre aoM or All Ticket Acenta la the I nite.1 Male, anil t'aaada. Vor laforniatloa not abtaiuable at your lhia oflldw. ad1rea. It. 11. CAHTII. -E. NT. JOHN, Sleeping f 'nr. for leetmig purpoaea. ami Pmtae , 'nun ; fori fiireatiiiK purpoaeaooly uneotliea tri al fralnrenr our I'alare Cars la a SMOkINO SAI.ihi whi-re oii cau enjoy your "Havana" at all hour, of the day Maenimenl Iran Hriitee .pan the Miaata.tppi and MiMiiri riveraat all pointa rroaaed hy Inli line, and lranfvra are avoided at Counril II I una, Kanaa.. City, Leavenworth and Atrhiaon. cca Ln lluiil oeintt n.ade In I'nlon Itepota The priiit ipal K. R. connect lona at tliiarrrat ThruUKli Linear a follow. Ai CHiOAOU. wuu all diverging line for the Eait and South. . At Kkolkwoou with the L.S. M.S., andP Ft. W A C. K. IMa. A' WiaHlNOTua IUiuht. with C. St L. K K- At La SaLLK. with I'l. Cent R. R. Al pKOi:tA.witu f. P.. I : P. P. 4 E.; I B W,; 111. Mtil.; aad T. P. W Kdv At Km c l-LAr. wKh 'Milwaukee and Rock Island Short Line." and Rock IsIM Peo. Rds. At I)AVKrKT. wtlnthe Daveupvrt Division C M. A st P. R. R. . AtWasTUaaarT. with the B C.R- X.B.R. At liKiKTiKiL. with Central Iowa K. K. At I'm Moiaa. with I. M. t. P. R-R- AiCot-ciL HLfrr. witn Union Pacific RR. At UtH. with K A Mil. K. R.R. (In Neh.1 At C.M.f NHt-sJracTioti. with HC.R.I.I.B.R. AtlrrTmwA. with Central Iowa R. R; W St L. K, and CR ami vi- R. At KaoWk. with TuL. Peo. War.; Walk.st. Louia a Pac.. aud St U, Keo,' N. V, R. Rds. At Can !. with IT. ktJ. R. R. Al Ati ii'-'-v. with Atclv,Topeka Santa Fe, Atcu. A Net- a-id Cen. Kr. V. P. K. Rda. Al LKAVkMtuKTU. wiUk t'nionPacaix! Ran Cent h. Kds. m ' " At k axaaa ClTT. IU all llnea for tie Weat ami SAiithweat MUlAKk