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OTTAWA FREE TRADER; SATURDAY, MAY 13, 1882.
7 BUDGET OF FUN. "Where are you going in such a huriy T" "Only back into the house a minute, to change my pocketbook." "Changolt!" 'Ves, I had no idea the day was so hot ; 1 started out with my sealskin pocketbook." Le Figaro. An old colored minister Sunday sent up the followins petition to the throne of grace: "Sum ob dis here congregation will go to the court house, some to do jail, some to do gal lows, and some to do debbil ; but Lord bless 'om whereuar dey nro." From Texas. A little girl once said sho would be very glad to go to heaven, because they have plenty of preserves there. On being cross-examined Bhe took down her catechism and triumphant ly read : "W hy ought the saints to lore God Answer: Because he makes, preserves, and keeps them." At a Sunday school in A., the superintend- ent, desiring to impress on the small scholars the "Trinity," asked : "How many fathers hare you ?" Some answered one, others two. "Have you not another lather?" asked the sunerin tendent. "Yes," answered a small boy of G, "rrranilfutlipr " TIih ffTvrt Ktxn hn lmnirinnrl Devouring an Account Uoolt. A Arm of masons at Newburyport, Mass employed a hod-carrier, whose novel method ot keeping account of his time was brought to light by a droll circumstance. Ho went one evening to his employer's homo with the sad intelligence that he had lost his account book He said the pigs had got in and eaten it up "What sort of an account did you keep ?' asked the employer. "1 had a nail-keg, and when I worked whole day I put in a potato, and when half a day halfapotato.and the pigs ate 'em Intirely.' "Very well," said the gentleman; "I have kept your time." Having looked it over he told the man that he had overdrawn his ac count by about $1. "All right," said he, "it's a Email amount, ana you're welcome to it I" He'll Get It. A Brooklyn lawyer who has the reputation ol securing pensions for men who were within twenty miles of any battle, was waited upon a few days ago by a man who thought lie de served something trom U nele bum. "Did you go to war ?" "No, but I was in camp at Elmira for ten days." "Were you accidently wounded?" "No." "Had you a heavy lit of sickness?" "No." "Get chronic diarrhoea ?" "No." "Contract rheumatism ?" "No." "My Iriend," said the lawyer, as he looked at him in a fatherly way, "some pension agents might get discouraged over your case and re- tuso to touch it, but 1 shall at once forward your papers for a pension on the ground that you were broken of your usual rest during those ten nights, uan again in sixty days lor your back pay. Good morning, sir next!" Wall tilreet Daily New. Just In Time. It was also an Ohio man who, when a terri ble storm set in one night, rushed into the house of a neighbor and cried out : "Jones, this is the ending up of earth !" "I'm afraid so I'm afraid so!" was the reply. "And what ohall wo do !'. "Make our peace with Heaven!" "The wind blew still stronger, the house be gan to shake, and the excited man exclaimed : "Jones, you lost five Dushels of wheat last fall!" "Yes." "And you have your suspicions ?" "1 have. The man who took my wheat had better own up." "Can you forgive him ?" "I can." "Well " Here the wind suddenly dropped, and after a look through the window the conscience stricken man turned and finished: "Yes, if I ever meet him I'll advise him to call around." Detroit Free Pre. Licking an Elder. One summer in the ypara agone while a camp meeting was in progress in Eaton coun ty there arrived on the grounds a bully named Miller, who had made a vow to lick Elder Johnson and break up the whole business. The Elder heard the news with composure, and as soon as at liberty he hunted up a world ly mend ot his own and asked: "Friend Smith, didn't you used to light in your vounger days?" "Ah! Elder, I have had many a turn with the boys." "And what is the effect of a sudden blow between the eyes ?" "It astonishes and humbles." "Is there any danger of killing a man by such a blow?' i "Never knew a case of it." The Elder went his way with a serene smile on his lace. Miller had his coat oil' and was hunting for him, and they met face to face as they turned a wngon. Miller started to crack his heels and crow, but he never finished. The Elder took him one square between the look ers without stopping his pace, and It took twelve rowdies, three dippers of water and two quarts of whisky torevibe the patient and get him off the grounds. One day, a year after wards, he met the Elder and seriousiy asked: "Elder, some of the boys say I was kicked by a horse, and others stick to it that i was struck by lightning, but I've always had a suspicion that you hit me with a provision stand. How was it anyhow V Detroit Free Press. Simple ICemedy for Sweeny, In copying an article on the treatment of atrophy, known as sweeny, trom another pa per, the editor ol the Sriudijie.Jlerord subjoins the following statement: But we wish to offer an unprofessional rem edy used by ourselves when, as a plow-boy on the old home farm, we wrestled with the vor ious problems connected with our duties. We then cured sweeny with invariable success by daily pounding the depression caused by the wasted muscles, usinit our fist, a stone or a stick for the purpose. Medically speaking, we percussed the atrophy. V e doubt whether there is any case of sweeny that will not yield to persistent percussion. Old, chronic cases will, of course, require longer time than the acute. The shoulder should be bathed daily with water, and, where possible, rest should be given the animal, as a speedier cure w ill be effected if it is not worked. We venture to say that I'T' ('! -f run. n l.ii-Ji lnvn'rfo Mi- !'- 01 U.I t 1 .i i . .i.u. .- til i..o si.;,, i: . ; blisters, 6ctons, liniments, etc., will restore at rophied muscles as quickly and permanently as our boyish practice. Yet it is open to the very grave objection of costing nothing but a lew minutes' daily effort of mind and muscle, and the average horseman 19 as opposed to any such heterodox exclusively-hygienic meas ures as a Chinaman is to dispensing with nis charms and mummeries when treating sick people. The World Still Mores. . a HI a r . . n, ... a. . . oiwiiagianaing jioiuer pnipion'saire predic tion, the world still exists. The people will live Ion ire r if they use Dr. Bielow's Positive Cure, which subdues and conquers cough, colds, con sumption, whooping cough, and all diseases of the lungs. For proof call at your drug store and get a bottle free. (i) Coleman City, Tex., April 28, 1882 Leaving Waco on the 21st inst. with all the equipments and appendages of a cow boy life, wo find ourselves in this broken, wild western country. The life of a cow hunter in the west is any thing but pleasant, compared with that of the average tourist. But, nevertheless, your cor respondent enjoyed it hugely; for the ever varied and thrilling .cenes enacted upon our western border boget within us a desire to see the West. Coleman is a thriving little town ot only few years' growth, being supported entirely from the stock trade ; but since the passage ot the Texas & Pacific westward the little towns along that lino have taken a considerable amount of her trade; but she still retains fair ratio, and with the prospect of the Santa Felt. II. she bids fair to make a city of no little importance at no greatly distant day. Tho surface of the country is hilly or undu lating, consisting of a rod sandy soil, which is certainly adapted to small grain if there was sufficient rainfall. But this, like the staked plains, seems to bo everlastingly sealed against tho sturdy hand of the agriculturist As I write it has been more than two months since any rain, and everything is parched up A Il4ll. 1 - 1 .1 ( . a. miie longer anu mere will not be grass enough to support the stock. The scenery throughout the country is love ly, ever abounding with relics and curiosities of the past. Here is a cavo with fresh ashes of the last firo kindled by the red man as he passed unwillingly from his native land. Or, perchance, there stands some cloud-capped mountain, lifting its hoary head heavenward. as if wont to tell of the heroic deeds enacted around its base, which will ever render its name illustrious; one of which in particular we noticed, as it bore tho name of Mount La bor. And while we gazed passively upon its rugged sides or dome-iike cap, I could but as sociate it with the sacred mount of old from whose summit the great law-giver ot Israel viewed tho promised land. There exist signs and traces of considerable mineral wealth, which will doubtless be devel oped sooner or later. One place I visited showed every evidence of a mine of some de scription, having been worked doubtless by some race now extinct. As to whether these ancient people were mining for gold, copper or silver remains unsolved, as tho excavations though deep and extensive, were too much .l..r...t v... . . 1 . .... uumccu uy iime io ueciae wuat they were mining for. Only a few years since buffalo roamed in countless herds over the valleys dui it is now fifty miles to the nearest herd they having rapidly receded before tho ad vancing hand of civilization. Stock raising out here is conducted on amerent principle from other places. During the spring or gathering season a number of men surround a large section of country, driv ing ovorythiog regardless of marks anil hrnnda to a common centre, when each and every man cuts out his own cattle from the herd Theso are commonly known as "Roundups ;" and I think it is a very appropriate name, for thousands of cattle are rounded up in these nerds. It is very difllcult to keep stock to gether during the winter; consequently every spring finds them scattered to the four winds Tho prairie dog is a common little animal to this section, burrowing in countless num bers on every side. lie is an acute, impudent little fellow, barking at you from every corner. Whenever a snake enters their holes for lodg- ing they soon scamper out and stop up the lole securely, ever afterwards abandoning it Little Texan. From the Center of the United StateH. M k. Fk ee Thadek : I would hev writ before this, but when the ruuiatiz gits hold on a body it don't let go till it gits ready ; so 1 had to wait. The thing I want to rite about is the as sessors' meeting held on the 27th of April. It was noticed so slightly by your correspondent the people don't understand just how matters stand. It wants a painter to portray all uv its different phazes; in fact it would be hard on eny pen to tell it all. So I will only mention sum of the electrix ideas as put fourth. After they had organized Mr. Savage wuz called on He spoke his piece well. It wuz what I would call a kind uv an exhortation to git down low er. La Salle county wuz tu high ; he new they had stretched their conshences well, but they would hev to give them another notsh, so he could du her justice on the board. The ques tion as to what the law was in regard to assess ing was called up, and as it read like this: "all property shall bo assessed at n fair cash value" and a fair cash value was interpreted to mean "a voluntary sale for cash," what wuz to be dun with it? A Mr. Miller scd, if it's true that an assessor has to swar he will assess accordin' to law, then it the law ment what it sed the swarin' heretofore would git awfty with the oldest man livin. Thar wuz sum that sed amen if it was so. They seamed to be getin intu deep water. Sum one suggested they call on sum attorney, and as Mr. E. Lewis waz present he waz tailed upon, and as he had ben brotup on the "sincere milk" of the law, (and t want to say right here, ez I had known him from a boy up, 1 hev wished he could hev cot hold uv a good strong piece uv meat not too strong instid of all milk it would hev done him good,) he would give us a correct interpitat'on uv the law. He sed (ef I understud him right) the law ment that the assessor should make the best assessment he could. Ef he had to sess lo in order to du it, y sess lo; not to mind 'boutconshens, as it wuz his duty to hev one eye on the town, one on the county fc 1 on the state, liui just how he has to do it that got me. My grandmother alius taut me it wuz rong to stretch a person's conshens, tho I alius sHpposed the Creator when he made'a person's . i.. i . , .. i.. . ... . v. i i.... I l , .; i. .1 1 1 1 li.t ... dus strain in a good many cases. When Mr. Lewis sot down there w uz a smile of satisfac tion passed over the phaces of the assessors uv the county, feeling thankful to Mr. Lewis for his able speech, being glad to know that when the law sed one thine it ment another. fc at the same time I saw a shade nr sadnes kum over the phaces uv sum as they thot no dout what a set ot fools we had all ben to send men down to Springfield to pass a law to mean one thing when it sed another. A Mr. Senter got up & sed his piece. He sed he apreed with Lewis and would 'er giren them a pint or 2 ur his ef ne d hrd 'em. J he committee reported to set the statute aside, swar every man & go clear to the bottom. As they had purry much all eone out by this time the rest follored. Old Beeswax. Griggs's Glycerine Balre The best on earth can be truly said of Griggs' Glycerine Salve, which is sure cure foi cuts, bruises, scalds, burns, wounds, and all other sores. Will positively enro piles, tetter and all skin eruptions. Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Only 25 cents. For salo by uu urnggisis. Buckien's Arnica Salve. The Prst Salve In the world for Cuts, Bruises Sores, Ulcers. Suit Klieum. Fever Sores. Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and ill Skin hruptiona, ana positively cures l'iles. It is guar anteea lo give perfect satisfaction or money re. Hinueu. rrice rent per dox. f or sale by JS i.uriggs. Mine Fhyalclans Outdoing. 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