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i* '.VL'Sv tfe )4- :V, you think of *he pair^ •weddln'T" cried Mias Connelly as she 'bounced into the car. "Beg pardon, 15tell, for steppin' on you," she contln ^ued, stumbling oyer Miss Larson's feet and lunging into a seat next to that -1. young person. Miss Larson opened one sleepy eye. ming widely and undlsguisedly. know It." I did," responded Miss Con thought I'd better wake you upland tell you about It. Ton can go rto sleep again now." Miss Larson opened the other eye. 1*1 wasn't sleep, Nell Connelly," she |sald, indignantly. "I guess a person's \got a right to shut their eyes if they want to. My eyes ain't very strong and the light hurts 'em." "Don't let's waste our perfectly |gDod time fightln'with each other thia morning," said Miss Connelly. "If we do we won't have any. time left to '-jknock the weddln'." "Say," began. Miss Frizkle eagerly, ""didn't you pretty near die over the way Mame's hair was fixed? Honest !to goodness, when I get married I'll lxave a hair dresser fix my. hair up •swell If I don't have so much as a pork chop to eat for a year." I' 1 thought her hair looked pretty good for Mame," said Miss Larson, sleepily. "It always looks like she'd islept In It." "Her, dress was a' peach, though, Wasn't it?" said Miss Frizkle. "At least it would have been if it had any fit to it. All that hand embroidery and that bead trimming must have cost a pile." "Hand'.embroidery!" ejaculated Miss ^Connelly. "That's all you know about lit, Jen. I Was over to look at Mame's /clothes Toosday evening and felt of it good, and It wasn't no more hand em broidery than nothing." S "Well, she must 'a* goth a corner on this year's crop of beads," said Miss Frizkle. "What do you think I said to %he lady that was standin' next to me when Mame came into the parlor? 1 give her a dig with my elbow and 1 says, 'Say,' I says, 'Mame .must have got mixed in her dates and thought she was a Christmas tree.' "My!/ The lady got as red as any thing. 'I designed that gown,' she says, sniffing up her nose at me, mad as she could be. 'It's modeled after a gown that was imported straight from* Paris and you couldn't find its duplicate in Chicago. I'm a high-priced modiste,' she says, 'besides being Miss Peter eon'B own'aunt.' "Land! .1' Just' faded away like I'd. .been blown off the landscape." "It's a pity you couldn't learn not to 'have aiich rude manners, Jen," said Miss Connelly. "I guess if I could Just learn to shut tip and keep shut up It would help eome," agreed MIBS Frizkle, good-na turedly. "Mpme didn't have such an awful Jot of presents as I thought she •would," Miss Larson opened her eyes long enough to remark "I kind of thought she'd have, a lot more'n what jahe did." "Some of 'em was expensive, though, I guess," said Miss Frizkle. "Now, 1 bet that cut glass pitcher and them glasses-cost twenty dollars." "Nix oi that," said Miss Connelly, 'decidedly. "I picked up every one of 1'teiE and run my linger over "em, and f. wasn't sharp like cut glass ought fr': ^Sl^to'be. They was real smboth." "Well,, that shows how you can fool Miss Frizkle admitted. "But then !I'd a whole lot rather have a showy ^^%et like that' than some little, dinky '..piece that wouldn't make no show at 'v^alh'?' "Same, here," said Miss Larson. "Anybody would, of course. I guess Mame's ma's folks are pretty well -.'fixed anyway. Her ma's brothqr gave -W that dandy set of Jcnlveaand forks that was layln' upon this dresser with .the plates with the hand painted fruit design up 'em." "Nothin' much to them," said Miss Connelly. "I guess they didn't cost more'n about five dollars. They was plated and it wasn't first-class plate, either.** ,• "Plated?" cried Mias Frlzkie. "How, v' do^u kno* they wm plated?'* /'Why, I took 'em^ut'and looked at them," replledMlssConneliy.placldly. "You can't fool me. All the sliver things there was plated except that little pickle fork that thf. two Hyatt girls gave her." •My! I'd hate to give such an awful little thing, anyway,'' murmured Miaa Larson, "i think It was aiot better "^to'-Club-together like us ..girls did .an* riM^.^give- Jier'^ethlng big. Our aUver" tray looked like it could have bought up'everything else she ha4"*: •. •tfndudln'the feller ahemarrled,'" said Miss Connelly. "Say, the farmer, though? I bet be rented tbem clothes, He was aftald. to alt down to 'e*» as4 the way tj^ lit was a trifcht. Did jqa. pipe, how ha WP preacher wfta tattfttfT* "No," said Miss FtyiUe, "I Udnt 1 *"*'l iSnrUip* stuek ber hands- deep1W way, It contused hntil he ex into her vtotvA***** S I'j ^'iSXT5"S! STOMACH IS HOME OF SOUL Kansas City (Mo.) Woman Advises •un, Exercise and Baths aa Best Religion. -''.'V Kansas City, Ma—A new religion, centering In the stomach instead of the soul, and having salvation of this life and not some future existence as Its aim, is being launched in'Kansas City by Mrs. Katheryn Boggs of To- "All religions of the past," says Mrs. Boggs, "have been bound with tra ditions and unnecessary formality and have made demands on human credulity which were unreasonable. Comfort, health, truth and peace, where they have been present In the h, did you step on me?"'she droned, religions of the past, were accidental, $10,000 to any man who will cross the In my religion they are the objects.' Last Easter Mrs. Boggs opened Trin ity Home in Topeka for the followers of what she terms "Practical Chris tianity." Whosoever wished to come was welcome. To this home she ex pects to return at some time in the future, and admit all who desiro to' Ave the new religion. Some of the practices of this re ligion are: Daily baths—of sun, wate* or clay—she says there Is nothing so good for the body as pure air, sun shine, water and soil. The religion Is essentially one of the stomach. And the rule and guide to conduct is, "Be natural." Mrs. Boggs says all life centers around the digestive apparatus. The first thing a little child uses is Its stomach. She says its future depends more on this organ than on anything else. By treating it right the child may develop into a good man, and by treating it wrong It may develop Into a criminal. NO AID GIVEN HERO'S WIFE Government's Employer1* Liability Law Does Not Apply to Mine Rescuers. Washington, D. C.—Although the government has an employer's liabil ity law which applies to certain parts of the government service, the widow and children-of John Ferrell, who lost his life while exploring the burning mine at Cherry Valley, Pa., will get nothing. Ferrell was a mine rescue worker In1 the newly established fed eral bureau of mines. The widow of a laborer accidentally killed on the Panama canal gets a year's pay. The same benefits apply to employes, of the reclamation serv ice. Ferrell had personally saved at least ten lives. At Briceville, Tenn., in the Cross Mountain mine disaster he found and saved five minora. He was a miner and mine foreman for 31 years. Ferrell's pay was $1,000 a year. His widow and children are left without means of support unless congress passes a special' act. ADMITTED TO BAR AT 56 •MM— Foreigner, Ten Years Ago, Unable to Read or Write, la Massaehih setts Lawyer Boston.—Ten years ago Moses H. Steuer could not read or write. Today, at the age of 56 years, he was admit ted to the Massachusetts bar. Steuer came to this country a little more wareB. Then he became involved In a law suit. In a local court Steuer success fully argued his own case and recov ered goods which a deputy sheriff had replevlned. The court proceedings gave him an inspiration to study and. he began to learn English. Working by day and studying law at night, Steuer laid the foundation for his pro fessional career, which started today. WOLF LEAPS 150 FEET LIVES Animal Escapes from Extermination Party In Northern Michigan and an Iron company on Grand Island are at peace again. The "wolf In the fold" has gone, although In hta going he performe4 what seemed to the hunters who had cornered him a sui cidal feat For some time the ani mals have been preyed upon by a huge timber wolf which had ..crossed from the mainland on the ice. An ex termination party was organized and drove the animal to bay upon a high promontory. Although the distance to the ice he low was 150 fe^t, the animal when It discovered there was no hope of es cape leaped from the cliff to the Ice below and l9ped. unharmed to the ATHLETE SNEEZES TO DEATH •i Another Chokes and Succumbs While Eating Jn a College Dining Hall. Philadelphia, Pa.—Andrew Herd, a well koown athlete. for many years a city.N.^^ home there. He waa suddenly seised trlv MVMI if v.. It football player, choked to death mad The ice Tfrnam I- *bllf eating in,the college dlninf haU. wasa no end hTwas na-bl. to SzVfv rof ""'N Marquette, Mich.—Deer, elk and oth .- igun and rested It In a crotched stick. er anlmkls in the game preserve cf it Cloudburst (Copyright, tgts. by AuocUtad Literary Pre**) "I don't care about the bridge, so much," explained Dustan Carmlchael, Impatiently. "That is annoying and expensive and all that, but unless I can rush these papers to New York in time for'the meeting it will cost me pretty close to $2,000,000. I'll give stream." "I wouldn't do it for the whole $2, 000,000," said Cassidy, the foreman de cidedly. "Mebbe some of the boys wants to try. I'll ask 'em."' Dick Breslin looked at the raging flood. During the night there had been a cloudburst up In the mountains. The ordinarily shallow stream, was swollen to. a width of 300 feet and the tempo rary railroad bridge had been swept away. breslin shared his employer's nerv ousness and accompanied him in his restless pacing until, from the private car, there stepped a hooded figure. "Is it still bad?" aefted the girl aa he approached. "Worse, Claire, don't think the water will fall before tomorrow." "And no one will try for the re ward?" "No one seems anxious to try for a suicide's grave," he laughed. "That's about why. it would mean." "Will yli go halves with me?" she demandedAiuddenly. "Die together?" Claire shook her head. "Father said we could get married when you had earned $5,000. It will take you two years with this construc tion gang to earn that much. We cah hurry it along." "I'm with you," he cried. "What la the idea?" "Let's arrange with dad first." They went toward the bank. Mr. Carmlchael paused to greet his daughter. "You had better go back to the car," he said. "This weather is not made for young women." "It won't hurt me," she said. "I've a proposition to make, dad." "And that is?" "You told Dick that we could be married when he had earned $5,000. Then you put him with this construc tion gang and it will take two years for him to earn it at. the salary you pay him." "And you've Just discovered that if I pay him more the time will be short er? This is a bad time for discov eries." Claire shook her head. "Will you give us that reward if we get the papers across for you? Dick and I are partners. We'll each take half." "You ought to help me out anyhow," he declared. "I won't," she said, "and Dick doesn't know how." Her dimpled chin squared Itself determinedly. Mr. Car mlchael knew what that meant. She inherited his stubbornness, and he sup rendered unconditionally. She drew Breslin aside and whis pered for-a moment. Then ahe went iback to their private car while he iheaded in the direction of the tool car. than a decade ago. To earn a living ... and support his family he traveled '.Some whisper of an attempt to bridge from bouse to house selling small |the stream was passed about and both banks were lined with workmen as jBresIin returned. "Going to shoot the box across?" de manded Cassidy, as he noticed that .Dick carried a gun. 1 "Something like that," he admitted, £b he proceeded to grease the outsider the gun barrel. Cassidy watched hidi in surprise. Bui? his surprise was nothing to his amazement when Bres lin began to drive stakes into the clay, 'and wind a fishing line about it. Then Ihe drew from his pocket a section of jpipe from one of the Bteam drills and fastened the line to the cap of the (pipe. 1 Claire and her father came down to watch the proceedings, and, with quiet icare, Breslin slipped the cap on the TheP8 wa„ a nporU liBp whlMed tout over the atakea, but the projectile (tell short. "111 get It yet," he cried, as he drew [another cartridge from hia pocket. Slowly he drew back the line. It .was a quarter of an hour before the projectile wks back on land. This time there was a heavier re port, the black projectile rose in a curve and fell on the opposite bank. There Glllls caught It ,and raised the line out of the water. SHOW AT DEVILS LAKE. Many Fine Pedigreed Horses Are Shown. Devils Lake.-r-Apparently unmindful of snow and rain, hundreds of (arm- era of the lake region gathered at Devils Lake, to see the first big horse fair'and show ever attempted in this section of the state. So many high-bred animals were brought to the show that it was found necessary to increase the classes to Include all the entries. While there were not enough silver trophy cups for all classes, arrangements were made to make the prizes satisfactory. The show was conducted without a bitch and the program delighted the visitors, who went home more thor oughly convinced than ever that the best horses in the country can be raised in the lake region. Professor W. B. Richards of the Fargo Agricultural college acted as fudge. GRONNA FORLAFOLLETTE North Dakota Senator Will Present Colleague at Chicago Convention. Madison, Wis. United States Senator A. J. Gronna of North Da kota is picked to present Senator La Follette's name lor the presidential nomination at the Chicago convention. It is declared that Gronna is the most available selection. From the start, the La Follette managers had decided that .some western man, preferably a senator, shousi nominate the Wiscon sin man. Customs officials tell us that Ameri cans imported $17,000,000 worth of pic tures from Paris last year. Evidently they mean that Americans paid $17, 000,000 for pictures imported from Paris. The fact that various Phlladelphlans burled eggs at the Irish Players leads one to suspect that those who partici pated in the ceremony were million aires or that the eggs were under sus picion. Eggs are five cents a dozen in China, and yet SAWING a From the telegraph kit, they ob tained some light, strong rope and thia In turn wai drawn across. Then a water tight' box containing the papera and a letter of Instruction to Glllls was faatened to the line and hauled across. Ten minutes later the puffs pt smoke announced the departure of an engine for the Junption. Carmlchael watched the smoke until lit fa^ed into Uie distance, then he tumid away with, a sigh satisfao tlon. After the chill of the moiplng, the car seemed gratefully warm and Car mlchael gi«w genial. ^nioae sdiemft was that?" he de- /'Dick's" said Claire promptly. "It wmi'Clalre's," corrected Breslin. "I dont wan^ any credlt that is not (gi me." Carmlchfcal amlled indulgently. "At iny rate,"he said, "youdidyour share and you did It welL Whl)h I made jrork a conditiitm of my consent' la your marilage obly wanted to make •ufe that therewis g«od staff lnryou." 1 3.000.000 starving there. people are New York is preparing to build a 20 story skyscraper on a 20-foot lot. It is to be called the Bean Pole. Now that aeroplaning has been made safe there have been only four deaths since the first of the year. A missing canary is referred to as a boy's "boon companion"—which opens up a new line of thought on canaries. Aviation add3 to its tragedies, and these generally means the death of young men, whose lives are full of promise. Some bachelors who pretend to fear that they will be made leap year vic tims are merely throwing bouquets at themselves. The Hardest Work Pays Least wood, pumping water, grinding feed, turn ing a grindstone—these are. jobs for an engine, not for a man. There is no money in any of them when you do the work yourself or hire a man to do them. Buy a reliable gas oline engine large enough tq do any work you have, let it do the work and enjoy the free dom and comfort it gives you. C't ,i .vt, ifr' 1 4 Gasoline Engines are made to do the work that makes farming tiresome. They put the load where it belongs. They save hours of unprofitable labbr. They are money-makers ^nd money-savers. You can verify these statements and get facts atid figures which prove them by calling on the local dealer handles 1 HC engines. Madeinlto50-H.P. sizes and every engine thor oughly tested and guaranteed. hterntiitil Hirvettir Coiptqif Mea CUeage"^. USA ^'The this Bureau is If iuimlsh, tr«e of ^chance. (0 ail, the best Information obtainableon better farmins. If .you have any wortijy^ auertion* concernijis yiem io I Service. Builaiiigi/CIUcasp, S A,- A Talk With You 8houid Be Worth Reading. In Madison square she sat down for a moment. It was the noon hour and the benches were full of prisoners released from office and shop. Oppo site her sat a horrible male creature, all beak and double chin, alternately whispering and toothily leering into the face of the ravishing little type writer seated beside him. The pretty thing was all knowing smiles and tricks and feminine wires. Finally, tossing her head, ahe an nounced: "Well, some day I'm going to write a book, and I'm going to call it, 'As I Have Found It! As I Have Seen It!"' "Life as found and seen by a New York typewriter girl ought to make very entertaining reading Indeed," murmured the woman to herself aa sbe pensively turned homeward.— New York Press.-, 4 a t, 'v Now 8he Cuts Him. He—So you lost that handsome llt tie dog you had? She—Yes, in a .railroad accident. 1 was saved, hut thfe dog was killed. He—What a pity!—Boston Trans cript. By this expenditure of a million dol lars It Is planned to arrange matters so 'that no ship of the American navy will he out of hearing of Washington. By Mtabllabiag wireless stations In the Canal Zone, at San Krandaco, la Hawaii, in Same#. In thai Phlllpplnea aatf ait oiuam, the fleets would' be withia range of messages anywhere wltlilB the sons of American In terests. No nana battle would be fought wlthout Washington's knowing the details at ths moment 'What aa, advaaoe since the Spaalsh wart The Leader dislikes to dis continue subscriptions and will not do so unless compelled by the subscriber. The postoffice department has a newspaper regulation whereby a subscriber should not be over a year in arrears. If you are in arrears, send in the amount at once and the pa per will be discontinuen at once if you so desire but if you wish the paper continued and cannot pay at this time, write us to that effect. Your co-operation and aid is needed in building up a good paper, and with your aid this can be done. We need the mon ey and we want to make the paper one that you will need. 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