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(T|jf Metklij fclwsta Cffivncr. VOL. 22. As One. M. B. Wyman (sister of Bret Harte) conti ib utes the following lines, to the July Overland: So much of life do we have and hold— Clouds and sunshine, pleasure and pain— Which.shall avail when the tale is told ? Will it be loss, or will it be gain? What of the storms that blow high and low. Sweep and dash over sea and shore, Down the broad paths where the rosea grow, ‘Scattering leaves that shall bloom no more? What of the hopes that the storms of life Battle, baffle, and bring to earth ? After the struggle, the care and strife, *■ • Shall It avail when we know their worth ? Ever and ever the world rolls on — Hours, days, and the years fly fast; And jov and pain, as the night and morn, Shall be even as one.at the last. American Independence. As each year is bringing us nearer to the end of our first century of national existence, and as political, commercial, and internal changes in our country are making us more and more unlike our ancestors, it becomes so much the more necessary to study Amer ican history. Each Fourth of July calls up the Declaration of Independence, and the public men who backed that document with their lives and fortunes. Harper's Mfiga zitie for July has a very interesting article on the •“ Signers of the Declaration of Inde pendence,” by Benson J. Lossing. It is too long to be given entire, but we republish the opening portion: We are all familiar with the signatures of the men who subscribed their names to the Declaration of Independence, but few of us know how they wrote in the text of letters or other writings, or their methods of expression in epistles. To reveal their their style of penmanship, and modes of souieol them in the expression of their thoughts in letters, is the chief object of these papers. The materials for such revelations have been drawn from the full treasury of auto graphic and pictorial wealth of Thomas Ad dis Emmet, M. D., of the city of Xew York He kindly pave the freedom of its range to the writer, who has already, in a preceding number of this Magazine, spoken of Dr. Emmet's rare collections and his generous use of them. He owns autograph letters of every signer of the Declaration of Independ ence excepting Hutton Gwinnet, of Georgia, from whose hand, it is believed, none exists in this country—only his signature to letters —and John Hart. Dr, Emmet a'so owns a large number of autograph letters ol per sons of eminence who corresponded with the Signers, or with others, upon topics connected with the earlier history of our republic, together with valuable manuscript documents, contemporary newspapers, polit ical broadside publications, and thousands of pictures, such as portraits of men and women, buildings and scenery, in America, and illustrations of remarkable events in our history. 'I hese he has me ) in illustrating, in the peculiar manner known as “ laying down,” on fine drawing paper, a Biogrnphv of the Signers of the Declaration of Inde pendence, written by John Sanderson. Rob ert Wain. Jun.. and others, and published originally in Philadelphia, in seven volumes. By the mode of illustrating above alluded to an edition of nine octavo volumes has. under the hand of Dr. Emmet, expanded into nineteen folio ones, with a title-page for each, and a printed index for the whole. Ihere are in the whole work, so enlarged, almost 3000 illustrations, of which there are 1,196 portraits (60 of them in water color), 935 views of places, things, and events, 354 autograph letters and documents, and 136 head and tail pieces on India paper, and ex quisitely engraved. Among the water-col or sketches are portraits of filly-one of the fifty six Signers. In the introduction are por ra tsand autographs of Charles the Sec ond and the first three Georges, of Louis XI \ .. It illiain Penn, the Duke of Marllror ough, Oglethorpe. John Hamden, and oth ers, with those of Napoleon the First. Dr Emmet has illustrated the lives of the Gen erals of the Revolution in the same way. From these superb, nay, wonderful vol umes, illustrative of the lives of the Signers, have been drawn the chief mateiials for the construction of these papers. The illustra tions consist of an engravi d fac-simile of a sentence in a letter, by which the style of the hand writing of each Signer is shown, vit I that of his signature to such letter. F ull copies, or extracts, or a synopsis of the <0 items of these letters are given, with notes explanatory of facts and allusions con tained in them, with brief sketches of the wr ters. The names of the Signers so treat ed are here presented in alphabetical order. The following prelimimnary observations are made in elucidation of the subject: Early in June, 1776. Richard Henry Lee. of Virginia, offered a resolution in the Con tinental fe’ongress. then sitting in the State house at Philadelphia. “That these united colonies arc. and of right ought to be, free ami independent stales ; and that all polit ical connect ion between us and the state of Great Britain is. and ought to be, totally dissolved.’’ Further action on this resolu tion was postponed till the Ist of July fol lowing. Meanwhile a committee of five, of which Thomas Jefferson was chairman, were appointed to prepare a Declaration of Inde pendence. that no time might be lost iu the event ol the passage of Lee a resolution. To the ready pen of Jefferson was assigned the task of writing it; and after several amend ments made by others of the committee had been agreed to. a copy, in the chairman's small round band, was reported with the resolution. On the I’d of July that resolu tion was passed, but debates on the form of the Declaration continued until the 4lh. when it, too, was adopted, at about the hour of two o’etnek m-tfae afternoon. It wassipied on that day by John Hancock, ordered tq Be engrossed on parchment, and the copy so prepared to be signed by all the delegates who had voted in the affirma tive. That important act was performed on the second day of August following, when the names of the fifty-four delegates then present "vtere affixed to the document. It was VEbrward segued two offers—Thomas M Kean.bCDelaware and Matthew Thorn ton. of Xew Hampshire. The former was absent in August with a regiment of City Atsocialors of Philadelphia, and the latter was not a member of Coagress until thesne ceeping aatamn, when he obtained permis sion to sign it. In compliance with an order of Congress given on the 13th of January, 1777, an au thenticated printed copy of the declaration, with the printed names of the members who had subscribed to the same, was sent to “ each of the United States,'’ with a request that they should “ have the same put on record.” To each of these copies the auto graph signature of John Hancock, as Presi dent of Congress, and that of Charles Thom son, as secretary of thft body, were attach ed. These broadsides were print“d in Bal timore by Mary Catherine Goddard, a sis ter of William Goduard. printer. Her broth er was embarrassed in his business, and she ably conducted his aflairs in her own name for about eight years, from 1773. One of these broadsides is in Dr. Emmet’s collection. lota from the Cause of his Country in First in the order we have chosen appears the name of John Adams. He was an honest, impetuous, outspoken man ; vain, egotistical, opinionated ; a close observer of men and things, too frank for a successful partisan politician or diplomate, and an unselfish patriot. The following let ter, never before published, written from Passy, near Paris, on the 7th of December, 1778. is so characteristic of the man. and so full of interesting gossip concerning his colleagues, that I give it in full. Mr. Adams was then forty-three years of age. and was joint commissioner of the United States at the French court with Dr. Franklin and Arthur Lee. He had succeeded Silas Deane in April of that year. Finding a want of harmony between Franklin and Lee, he had advised Congress to intrust the mission to one man, expecting, perhaps, that John Adams would be that person. The election of Dr. Franklin to be “ Minister Plenipoten tiary,” in September, showed a disposition on the part of Congress to make the Sage the sole commissioner, which they did. Adams bad doubtless heard of this measure, and that intelligence evidently inspired and gave tone to his letter. The custom then prevailing of using capital initials for the names of nouns, and sometimes of other parts of speech, is well illustrated in this letter. In all other letters the modern style will be followed in the printing. Here is the epistle : “ I wish I could unbosom myself to you without Reserve concerning the state of af fairs here, but you know the danger. The two Passions of Ambition and Avarice, which have been the Bane of Society and the Curse of human Kind in all ages and countries, are not without their influence upon our Affairs here, but I fancy the last of the two has done the most mischief. Where the Carcass is, there the crows will assemble, and you and I have too much Kx perience of the Greediness with which the Loaves and Fishes were aimed at under the old Government, and with which the Conti nental Treasury has been sought for under the new. to expect that the Coffers of the American Banker here would not make some men's Mouths water. This appetite for the Banker’s Treasure 1 take to have been the source of the most of the Altercations and Disputations. ” Your Old Friend [meaning John Ad ams] is a man of Honor and Integrity, al tho’, to be very frank and very impartial, he can not easily at all Times, any more than your humble Servant, govern bis Temper, and he has some Notions of Klegance, Hank, and Dignity that may be carried rather too far. He bsbie i of opinion that the public Monies have been too freely issued here, and has often ( The other you know personally [meaning Dr. Franklin], and though he loves his eise, hates to offend, and seldom gives any opinion until obliged to do it, I know also, and it is necessary you should be informed, that he is overwhelmed with a correspondence from all Quarters, most of them upon trifling subjects, and in a more tiifling Style, with unmeaning Vis its from Multitudes of People, chiefly from the Vanity of having it to say that they have seen him. “ There is another thing which I am oblig ed to mention : there are so many private Families, Ladies and Gentlemen, that he visits so often, and they are so fond of him that he can not well avoid it. and so much Intercourse with Academicians, that all these Things together keep his Mind in such a constant state of Dissipation, that if he is left alone here the public Business will suffer in a degree beyond Description, pro vided our Affairs are continued upon the present footing. If, indeed, you take out of his Hands the Public Treasury, and the Direction of the Frigates and Continental Vessels that are sent here, and all Commer cial Affairs, and intrust them to Persons to be appointed by Congress, at Nantes and Bordeaux. I should think it would be best to have him here alone, with such a Secre tary as you can confide in ; but if he is left here alone, even with such a Secretary, and all Maratime and Commercial and pecuni ary. ns well as political, 8 flairs are left in his Hands. 1 nm persuaded that Franee and America both will have Reason to repent it. He is not only so indolent that Busi ness will bo neglected, but yon know that altho’ he has as determined a soul as anv Man, yet it is his constant Policy never to say yes or no decidedly but when he can not avoid it: and it is certain that in order to preserve the Friendship between the two Countries your Minister here must upon some occasions speak freely and without Reserve, preserving Decency and Politeness at the same Time. ” Both he anil the other Colleague were, I am sorry to say it. in a constant opposition to your Old Friend, and this Misunderstand ing was no secret at Court, iu tbe City, or in the Sea port Towns, either to French, English, or Americans, and this was car ried so far that Insinuations, 1 have been told, have been made at Court against your Old Friend [the writer], not by either of his Colleagues, that 1 ever heard, but prob ably by somebody or other emboldened by and taking advantage of the Misunderstand ing among the he was too friend ly with his Lordship, and was much attach ed to Lord Shelburne, and even that be corresponded with his Lordship, and commu nicated Intelligence to him. This, whoever suggested it, 1 am perfectly confident was a cruel Calumny, and,would., nut. bare made an Impression if the Colleagues had contra dicted it in the manner that you and 1 should have done. You and T had an opportunity to know bis attachment to our cause lung before Hostilities commenced, and 1 have not a color of ground for Suspicion that from that Time to this he has deviated an SHASTA, CAL., SATURDAY, JULY 12, 1873. Thought, Word, or Deed. When he left England, or soon after, he wrote a letter of mere Compliment to his Lordship, a mere Card to bid him farewell, and received such another in return, which, he assures me, are all the Letters that have passed between them, and 1 have not a doubt of the Truth of it. “ The other Gentleman, whom you know, I need not say much of {meaning Arthur Lee]. You know his Ambition, his Desire of making a Fortune, and of promoting his Relations. You also know his Art, aud his Enterprise. Such Characters are often useful, allho’ always to be carefully watched and controuled, especially in such a Govern ment as ours. “ There has been so much said hw'.BWrira and among Americans here about his mak ing a Fortune by Speculating in English Funds, and by private Trade, that it is say ing nothing new to mention it. Our Coun trymen will naturally desire to know if it is true, and it will be expected of me that I should say something of it. I assure yon I know nothing about it. An intimate Friend of bis, who recommended the Major to you, certainly speculated largely in the Funds, from whence suspicions arose that the other was concerned with him. but I know of no Proof that he was. Combinations, Associ ations, Copartnerships in Trade, have been formed here, in which he and his Brothers are supposed to be connected, but I know nothing more than you do about them. But supposing it was proved yt he speculated and traded, the Question is whether it was justifiable. Neither you nor I should have done it, most certainly. Nor would it have been forgiven in either of Us. Whoever makes Profits in public Life, neither of Us must be the Man. But it does not prove it unlawful in him. II he did not employ the Public Money, norso much of his Time as to neglect the Public Business, where is the Harm? that is the question; and it onght to be remembered that he was here a long Time, not as Ambassador, Envoy, Commissioner, Minister, or in any other Trust or Character, from Congress, but merely as an agent for the Committee of Commerce and Correspondence. “Some of the Gentleman of Character who are now in America from this Country have had Prejudices imprinted into them against your old Correspondent [the writer]. lam extremely sorry for this, because I think it is against a worthy Character, and because it will be likely to have unhappy Effects both with yon and abroad. “The other Gentleman [Silas Deane], whose consolation when left out by his con stituents was that ho stood well with the Body to which he was sent, consoled him self, also, when recalled by that body, with the thought that he was esteemed by ye Court where he had resided. This no doubt, will be displayed in all its variegated colors. The letter from the Minister expressing his Esteem, the Present from an higher Person age [the King of France], and, above all, the fleet [of Beaumarchais], and the Magnif icence yt accompanied it, will be all repeat er! and rung in changes in order to magnify Merit; yet 1 am sorry to see in the News papers such expressions as these, ‘ Mr. , who was the principal Negotiator.’ Such expressions, if true, might not be used, be cause they have only a Tendency to occa sion Division and Animosity, and can not do any Good. But there is Cause to rjpubt the Justice of them. In short, I think upon an Examination of the treatise and Instruc tions sent from Congress—l think it was probable that there was not much Discus sion in the Case. 1 wish with all my heart there had been more. “ This Letter is uot so free as I wish to write to you, but still it is too free to be used without Discretion. You will use it, accordingly, only for the Public Good. Knowing the Animosity that has been in two against me here, which I believe to have been [carried to an] nnwarrantade length, knowing the Inveteracy of many subalterns and collateral Characters, which 1 think is usurious to the individual as well as the Public, and knowing that you will have these Things in Contemplation and much at Heart, 1 have said thus much of my Lieutenants upon this subject, which, I hope, will do no Harm. ’ The West Coast of Mexico. —The trade of the west coast of Mexico is and has been for many years almost entirely un der the control of Germans and Spaniards. There are some few English and French, but the Gormans largely preponderate. Business, as conducted by them, has requir ed the control of immense capital; and though, measured by our commercial stand ard, their method would be Unequivocally condemned, their system has resulted in the monopoly which they have hitherto enjoyed, and to which their enterprise and forecast entitle them. They have almost entirely adopted the old Spanish system of “ expedi tions ; ’’ each great house importing one or two, or perhaps even three, cargoes a year. A month or two before these expeditions are expected to arrive, the merchants, say of Mazallan, open negotiations with the Collector to ascertain the discount which he will permit upon the regular tariff. As (he duties upon each cargo amount to from 8150,000 to 8300,000, the question becomes of considerable importance to both parties. If the Collector proves inconsiderate or ob tuse, and the vessels approach before the negotiations are concluded, instructions are sent to the captains to cruise in the gulf; and in the meantime the Collector at Gnav mas. or Acapulco, or San Bias, is consulted, and if he proves more reasonable, the car goes are disembarked at one of those ports, and afterward shipped on coasters to Max atlan. I wenty, thirty, or even forty per cent, has not beeu considered an extraor dinary discount in times past. With such a profit to start upon—for the goods are always entered and cost estimat ed upon a lull duty basis—and with Euro pean capital at from five to six per cent per annum after expiration of the manufacturers’ credits, it is not surprising that they, in turn, sell on liberal lime; eight months, or even a year, being readily accorded to relia ble customers. 1 bus. many of these great houses have from 8500.000 to 81,200.000 out in bills receivable—a capital in itself upward of 81.000,000 stock in store, and as much more afloat! Of course, American manufactures can not be introduced in the face of such competition ; and, with this ex planation, it will readily be understood how the ports have been practically sealed against American commercial enterprise.—Over land Monthly for July. Sew Books. Annual Record of Science and Indus try for 1872. Edited by Spencer F. Haird, with the assistance of eminent men of science. New York: Harper & Bros. This volume is the second of a series in which it is proposed to present, year by year, the most important discoveries in the. various branches of science. The work opens with a very interesting “ General Summary of Scientific and Industrial Pro gress daring the year 1871 ,** which occu pies ai**» iMtJ> there referred for details to the pages of the volume, and to the systematic and alphabet ical indexes accompanying it. It would be impossible for any one, however unscientific to open the leaves of this book without finding something, probably many things, to engage his interest and attention. As tronomy, chemistry, geology, explorations, botany, agriculture, mechanics, and engi neering, all these subjects, and many more, are duly considered, bringing to bear all the light which the study and research of the past year have gained, so that, if the reader does not care for all these topics, he can not fail of an interest in some of The purpose of this series seems in every way a praiseworthy one, and we commend the present volume, as well as its bredecessor, to all those who desire within the limits o( one volume an accurate and comprehensive account of the result of scientific labor during each of the past two years. Miss Beecher’s Housekeeping and Health keepers. New York: Harper & Bros. We have been much pleased with this work, containing as it does “ five hundred recipes for economical and healthful cook ing; also many directions for securing health and happiness.” The recipes are ex cellent, and comprehend every thing which could be desired by any housekeeper ; while the subsequent chapters on Home Ventila tion ; On Stoves and Chimneys; Cleanli ness ; Clothing; Early Kising; Habits of System and Order; Care of the Aged; Care of the Sick ; Accidents and Antidotes; Care of Yards and Gardens; Sewing, Cut ting, and Fitting; Care of Infants ; Domes tic Amusements and Social Duties; etc., are each and all admirable, and calculated to do much good wherever read. We have purposely given the headings of a number of the chapters of this work, in order to show that it is not a mere recipe book as many are, but is full of other excellent mat ter—illustrated, too, in many cases, by in teresting cuts. The farmer can learn some thing from the chapter on “ Care of Do mestic Animals;” the nurse much from the author’s comments on “ The Care of the Sick ;” the inexperienced gardener can gain light from the chapter on “ Yards and Gar dens : ” and there are few wives and moth ers who will not heartily enjoy what the au thor has to say about making home beauti tiful in many economical and delightful ways. Miss Beecher has done a good work, and her volumes will cheer and encourage many young housekeepers, and not a few among the veterans in the service. Training. —Training men for the prize ring. they are not allowed to touch lager beer, tobacco or any other such stuff. Bil liard players training for a match carefully avoid all such indulgences. When not training, these people are likely to indulge pretty freely in spirits and tobacco; bnt when seeking the highest health, they are compelled to deny themselves. And yet we constantly hear the healthfulness of lager and the meerschaum seriously discussed. It is stated as a historical fact that no man who has graduated at the head of his class in Harvard College, within the last fifty five years, has used either spirits or to bacco in any form. And when it is stat ed that the use of both is very common among the studenls in that famous universi ty, and that formerly such indulgences were wellnigh universal, the fact that no victor has used either is very significant. Speaking of the training of prize-fighters, I have watched the candidates for the prize ring during their training with great inter est. Jack , a famous fighter, was a great devotee of cigars. He did about twelve a day. On the day before he went over into Jersey to begin his training, he did seventeen by way of emphasis. 1 was curious about one thing: how could he cut off so short? I said, “ Jack. 1 should think it would nearly kill you to break off so suddenly.” “Oh no,” he replied, “not if I am train ing. If I were loafing 'round, eating and drinking everything, it would be awful hard on mo to give up cigars but when 1 go to training, 1 don’t even think of it.” Whoever is in high health, with pure blood and a clear head, finds it easy to give up bad habits. High temper and profanity are easily got rid of when the brain is clear and clean. Ah! what a means of grace is perlect health !To day Chicago has discovered an addition to its list of attractions in a cemetery which pos sesses the property of petrifying bodies in terred therein. A baby lately exhnmed there was so perfectly “ marblified ” (Chica go vernacular) that - its relatives wanted to take it home as a mantel ornament; and it is now suggested that a company bo formed to bnry people in artistic attitudes, and thns establish a statue factory to supply art gal leries throughout the world. The surgeon of a ship of war used to pre scribe salt water for his patients in all dis orders. Having sailed one evening on a party of plea-ure, he happened by some mis chance to be lost overboard, The captain, who had not heard of the disaster, asked one of the tars next day if he had heard any thing of the doctor. “ Yes,” answered Jack; “ he was drowned last night in his own med icine-chest.” Bret Harte’s Literary Career.— ln 1864 he was appointed Secretary of the United States Branch Mint in San Fran cisco, a position which, daring the six years he held it, gave him time and opportunity for more careful work than any which he had heretofore accomplished. During this time some of the most famous of his poems and sketches were written. “ John Burns of Gettysburg,” “The Pliocene Skull,” “ The Society upon the Stanislow,” “ How are you. Sanitary ? ” and other little nnjqne verses were written about tbis lime and first appeared (for the most part) anonymously in the San Francisco papers. Ip July, 18C8, the publication of the Overland Monthly jyts begun, with Bret Harte as its organizer and eorlop. !T- TBe sM<4*n of the magazine was immediate and decided. We can not tell how much of its renown was owing to the series of remarkable stones which im mediately began to flow from the pen of its accomplished editor, nor how much to the rare talent which he seems to have had in awaking the dormant energies of those who constituted bis loyal Stas' of contributors. The Overland became at once a unique, pi quant and highly-desired element in the cur rent literature of the Republic; and it found a multitude of readers on both sides of the Atlantic. In its pages, August, 1868, appeared “ The Luck of Boaring Camp,” a story which, whatever may be the merits of those which have succeeded it, gave Harte the first of his fame as a prose-writer. But it was not until January of the next year that the stimulated appetite of the impa tient public was appeased by the production of “ The Outcasts of Poker Flat,” a dra matic tale which probably contains more firmly-drawn and distinct characters than have appeared in any one of Harte-'s stories or sketches. “ Higgles" came next, and marshaled in their long array, the inimitable personages who figure in still later stones emerged from their shadowy realm and and passed into the language and familiar acquaintance of the English-speaking world. Harte’s poems are more thickly scattered through his later work in California than elsewhere. Some of the best-known were written between 1865 and 1870; “Plain I .alienage from Truthful James,” popularly quoted as the “ Heathen Chinee,” appeared in The Overland of September, 1870 A more ambitious work, “ The Lost Galleon,” was an earlier production, and gave title to a thin volume of fugitive bits of verse pub lished in San Francisco a year or two be fore. Harte’s first book was the “ Condens ed Novels," a collection of wonderful imita tions, too real to be called parodies, first printed in The Californian, published in a poorly executed volume in New York, call ed in and republished and reinforced in 1871. Four new volumes have issued from the pen of the poet-storyteller, and a great con stituency hnngrily waits for more.—Scrib ner's for June. -- - • Atmospheric Impurities. There are some impurities in the atmosphere which have been thought favorable to the lungs. The coal smoke of cities has been so regard ed. It has been likewise asserted that con sumption, when actually developed, is less rapid in its progress in an atmosphere of coal smoke. The same opinion prevails with reference to many odors and effluvia, bnt it may well be doubted whether a pure, odorless atmosphere is susceptible of im provement. The “ balsamic odors” of cer tain forests have long enjoyed a reputation for healing maladies of the lungs, but I think their virtues come from the life which wandering among these gWves in volves. Jf the odor of pine forests and tar kilns were concentrated in the air of a fur nace-heated house, 1 fancy that life in that atmosphere would not favor the lungs But 1 have no donbt that living in the pine forests of Upper Georgia has often cured consumption. But if you will select two consumptives in similar condition, and yon will take one to saunter in the elevated pine regions of the South, 1 will let you select the most unhealthy locality in the Northern States, and I will take my case there. Now, if you wifi give me plenty of flannels and a saddle-horse, I will wager yon a farm that my patient will recover sooner than yours. You may take your case to the hills of San Domingo, and have him live gently and qui etly, arjd I will lake mine to the worst re gion of'New England, and with the flannels and saddle I will cure my patient in half the time which it will take to cure yours.— To day. Life in the Ocean Depths.— The unsci entific man is generally startled when Agas siz tells him that “ the ocean is the true home of animal life.” He is so accustomed to think of the sea as barren and desert that he “ makes great eyes,” as the Germans say. when the naturalist assures him that it is the land which is comparatively bare of animal life. The land, to be sure, is the habitation of the most perfect animals ; and as it is, besides, the home of our own spe cies, we naturally connect the idea of life with it rather than with the ocean. The land, moreover, affords more favorable con ditions for the development of a greater va riety of functions, amoung which is the fac ulty of uttering sounds, while almost all ma rine animals are dumb. The latter have such a quiet way that we are apt to over look them—the fate of quiet people gener ally. Sure it is that in the number both of spe cies and of individuals the ocean far exceeds the land. We begin to realize this when we look down into a shallow, waveless sea, and observe the variety of creatures of all sorts—crabs, snails, worms, starfishes, polyps—which have their homes among the sea weed ; and yet those animals which we are able to see in their submarine abodes are nothing in comparison to the hosts of smaller creatures imperceptible to our eyes —the infusoria —myriads of which the mi croscope brings to our view, and which are all, without exception, aquatic. A yonng lady who was recently seen help ing her mamma to do the housework, had several offers of marriage right off. Since then all the yonng ladies in the neighbor hood. when evert hey see a yonng man about, begin to assist their mammas in a similar manner. * ' • Only One Head.— Henry VII., after the death of Jane Seymour, had some diffi culty to get another wife. His first offer was to the Duchess of Milan ; bnt her an swer was, “ She had bnt one head ; if she had two. one should be at his service! ” ASECDOTES. Momentum vs. the Professor.— The ex tent to which theory often fails in practice is furnished by a venerated professor, a most distinguished mathematician, whose works are still used as text-books in many of our institutions, and which occuired within the compass of our own experience: He went to Bethel. On his return he spent the Sabbath in Lewiston. Monday morning he was told the horse was sick. Nevertheless he started. The horse went a few rods, fell down, and broke both thills. The professor then sent his wife home, and also sent to Brunswick for another hor?e and carriage to take him and the broken chaise home. When the driver came, they lashed the two vehicles together, and started. All went well till they came to the first long, steep hill between Lewiston and Brunswick. On its summit they held a consultation. The professor had an exaggerated idea of his strength, and said, “ Mr. Chandler, it is too much for the horse to hold these two carriages on this steep descent. Take the horse out; 1 will get into the shafts.” “ Professor,” replied Chandler, “ the arm girth is strong, and so is the breeching.” “ But the horse, Mr. Chandler; “it is too much for the horse. Besides being strong er, 1 know how to take advantage of the descent, and can manage it much belter than the horse.” “ If the horse can’t hold it. you can't.” “ Do you, sir, intend to place me, in point of intelligence and knowledge of mechani cal forces, below a horse? I have made mathematics the study of a lifetime.” “ I have no intention to be disrespectful, sir; but I know that a horse understands his own business, which is handling a load on a hill, better than all the professors in the United States. I was sent up here by my employer, who confides in me to take care of his property. If you will take the business out of my hands, and be horse yourself, you must be answerable for the con sequences.” The professor had a habit, when a little excited, of giving a nervous twitch at the lappel of his coat with his right hand. “ I,” replied he. with a most emphatic twitch. “ assume all responsibility.” The driver, in reality nothing loth to wit ness the operation, took out the horse and held him by the bridle, and the professor, getting into the shafts, took hold of them at the ends. The forward carriage was just descending the hill, and the hinder one a little over the summit, when the professor trod upon a rolling stone, which caused him to plunge forward, and increased the veloci ty of his load so much that he was forced to walk faster than he desired, and exchange the slanting position, with his shoulders thrown well back and his feet braced, which he had at first adopted, for a perpendicular one. At length he was put in a run, the carriages going at a fearful rate. At the bottom of the hill was a brook; on each side, precipitous banks. The professor was between Scylla and Charybdis, going nine feet a leap. In order to cramp the forward wheel, he turned suddenly to the right. The shafts of the forward carriage went two feet into the bank, breaking them both short off. The lashing of the hinder one slipped; it ran into the forward one, breaking the fend er, and both turned over at the bot tom of the hill with a tremendous crash, the learned gentleman describing a parabola —one of his favorite figures—and landing some rods away. He rose from the earth a dirtier and a wiser man ; knees skinned, pants torn, a piece of skin knocked off his foieheud, and his best hat flat as a pancake underneath the hind carriage ; and, looking about him, he exclaimed : “ Is it possible I could have been so much deceived as to the momentum ? It was pro digious ! ” “ 1 don’t know anything about moment um,” exclaimed Chandler, “ but I do know something about horses. I know it makes a mighty difference about holding back a load on a steep hill whether the horse has two legs or four, and whether he weighs one hundred and seventy-five or one thousand two hundred pounds.” It cost the professor $37 50 to ascertain how much horse-power he represented.— Spark of Genius. Anecdote of Prof. Webber. —The Rev. Prof. Webber officiates occasionally for one of the Congregational Churches in Burling ton. When coming up from Middlebury on a recent Saturday afternoon for that pur pose, a lively Boston “ drummer ” shared a seat with him in the car. The B. D. was very loquacious, and at once engaged the professor in conversation, which was kept up until Burlington was reached, without revealing the latter’s home or vocation. Drummer was evidently pleased with his new acquaintance, and asked where he would stop. The professor indicated the American Hotel. Drummer said he would stop theie also. At the hotel he made him self agreeable to the professor until they re tired for the night, and the next morning asked him where he should attend church. Professor said he usually attended the Con gregational. Drummer said he would ac company him. though he generally attended the Episcopal. The gentlemen went to church; drummer followed the professor up the aisle until the pnlpit stairs were reached, and when he realized the situation remarked confusedly that he guessed he wouldn’t go any farther, and sank into the nearest seat. Boston drummers are pretty sharp, but the best of them will get sold sometimes. Couldn’t Remember the Name. —A few days ago, a group of men were discussing the propensity of people to address with the title of “ Uncle” certain old gentlemen in a community, and counting up the different individuals who had been so designated in the vicinity. “And there was Mr. Jonas Bailey,” said Deacon A , beginning a contribution of names from the town where he had formerly lived. “ I don’t know what his Christian name was ; don’t know as I ever knew ; but rmple always called him ‘ Uncle, ever since can remember.” “Wasn't bis name Jonas?”inquired a listener. ‘‘Jonas? Well, yes, 1 believe it was Jonas. How happened yon to know?" “ Why, yon said so yourself just now, didn't you?” “I ? Not as I know of. Well. I declare, that is curious! ” returned the good Deacon, bursting into a hearty laugh, in which he had plenty of company. HOUSEHOLD. Unairkd Chambers. —The following sen sible advice is given us by a correspondent in the Country Gentleman: “ I pass some houses in every town whoso windows might as well be sealed in with the walls for any purpose they lave but to let in the light. They are never opened, summer or winter. In winter it is too cold; in the summer the flies stray in, or, if they are netted, the dust sifts through the nets. Now. I can tell a person who inhabits such chambers wheu 1 pass him in the street — there is such a smell about his-abithing. I always wish for* sniff df MMtoMbqtfew horn, or burnt feathers, or sowfetSing of the sort, to ‘ take the taste out.’ A house that is never aired has every nook and corner filled with stale odors of cooked meats, boil ed vegetables, especially cabbage and onions, which, as the weeks go by, literally reek in their hiding places. “ Who has not wished sometimes to hang a new servant’s clothing ont of doors some frosty night until it should be thoroughly aired? But 1 have seen the fine ladies come sweeping into church with their vel vets and silks, when said velvets and silks gave unmistakable evidence of having been boused in just such shut-up chambers. Oh, what a tale that odor of pork and cabbage tells about the lady's style of housekeeping ! The very garments of the children tell the same story of uncleanliness. It is bad to have unwashed clothes, bnt there may be an excuse for it. But what excuse can there be for unaired ones, when air is so cheap and free? There is death in such unaired chamtiers. Better a swarm of flies or a cloud of du»t, better frost and snow in a room, than these intolerable smells. Dear girls, the first thing in the morning, when you are ready to go down stairs, throw open your windows, take apart the clothing of your beds, and let the air blow through it as hard as it will. There is health and wealth in such a policy. It helps to keep away the doctors with long bills. It helps to make your eyes to sparkle and to make your cheeks glow, and to make others love your presence. Girls who live in close, shut-up rooms, can only be tolerated at the best in any circle.” Items for Housekeepers. —Do everything at the proper time. Keep everything in its place. Always mend your clothes before washing them. Alum or vinegar is good to set colors, red, green or yellow. Sal soda will bleach ; one spoonful is suffi cient for a kettle of clothes. Save your suds for the garden and plants, or to harden yards when sandy. A hot shovel held over varnished furni ture will take out splits. A bit of glue, dissolved in skim milk and water, will restore okl rusty crape. Ribbons of any kind should be washed in cold suds, and not rinsed. If flat irons are rough, mb them well with fine salt, and it will make them smooth. If you are buying a carpet for durabilty, yon must choose small figures. A bit of soap rubbed on the hinges of doors will prevent them from creaking. Scotch snuff, if put in the boles where crickets run out, will destroy them. Wood ashes and common salt wet with water will stop the cracks of the store, and prevent the smoke from esciping. Green should be the prevailing color for ‘ bed-hangings and window drapery. Oranc.eade. —lmpregnate a few lumps of loaf-sugar with the oil of orange, by rubbing into them as much as you can readily from the rind of four oranges. Roll as many or anges as you design to use. squeeze the juice, allowing eight to one quart of water. Throw the skins into half a pint of water as you squeeze them, let them stand a short time, press them a little, and add this water to the other juice. The very highest-flavor ed oranges should be selected, and if not found sour enough to impart an agreeable acid, lemon juice may be added, with the caution that it must not be used freely enough to impair the distinct flavor of the orange, which is meant to predominate. The oil should only be slightly rubbed from the oranges. Allow half a pound of sugar to the quart of orangeade, but in this mat ter consult, if possible, the taste of some ex perienced desert-maker. With all care to give an exact recipe, the proportions of both sugar and water may require modify ing—a little more or a little less, as the case may be. Tomato Sour.—ln one gallon of water put two and a half pounds of lamb, boiling it until the water is reduced to one-half the quantity and the meat is in shreds ; strain the liquor, put in two quarts of skinned to matoes, stirring very often and well, that they may dissolve, and boil half an hour ; again strain, add a tablespoonful of butter, and if the tomatoes are very acid, about half tablespoonful of white sugar. In win ter use tomatoes that have been canned with very little cooking, and are nearly whole. Dveing Blue. —Dip the goods in a strong solution of alum. Then prepare a small amount of water with Prussian blue, and dip a few rags in it; add a little more blue and immerse a lew more, and so on, the amount of blue to be regulated by the shade desired. I have found about an ounce to a pound of goods generally sufficient. The blue dye to be used cold. A Wonderful Doo. —lf the following story, told by the Nashua (N. II.) Tele graph, is true, one may not wonder at the Toss of population in that State, but may ask, What is the use of population, wheu dogs know so much? The Telegraph says that recently a gentleman connected with a machine shop had occasion to visit a store house situated some distance from the main building of the establishment. He discov ered, on searching his pocket, that he had left the door key on a nail over his bench, and having a habit of talking to himself, spoke of the fact, whereupon his dog, who was at bis heels, turned and suddenly disap peared in the direction of the shop. The gentleman's curiosity was aroused, so be sat down on the door stone and waited with patience for the animal's return. It appears that Rover went directly to his master’s bench, jumped upon it, smelled of several keys hanging on the wall, selected the right one and returned to his master, and appear ed greatly pleased and apparently as anx ious for praise a? a boy would have been. NO. 16,