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J. R. GROVE & 4. R. ODER, VOLUME I. Tlirec lif'scs of Farewell. Three, only three, tny darling, Separate. solemn, slow: Not like tin - IVift and joyous ones We used t-. know When we ki -sed in cause we loved each other Simply to taste love's sweet. And lavished our kisses us the summer Lavishes heat, — lint as they kiss whose hearts are wrung, When hope anti fear are spent. And nothing is left to give, except A sacrament! First of the three, tny darling. Is sacred unto pain: We have hurt each other often ; We shall again. When we pine because we miss each other, And do not understand How the written words are so much colder Than eye and hand. > kiss thee. dear, for all such pain Which we may give or take; Ituricd, forgiven before it eotnes For our love’s sake! The second kiss, my darling, is full of joy's s\\ cet til rill: Wr have blessed each other always ; Wo always will. We shall reach until we feel each other. Past till of time and space ; We shall listen till we hear each other In every place; The earth is full of messengers, W bich love sends to anti fro : T kiss thee, darling, for all joy Which we shall know. The last kiss, oh. my darling. My love--1 cannot see Through try tears, as I remember Wlmt it may lie. We may die and never seo eaoh other. Die, with no time to give Any signs that our hearts are faithful To die, as live. Token of what they wii! not seo Who see our parting breath. This rue last kiss, my darling, seals The, seal of death 1 THE ROSEIH I) AM) (JOSSAMEIt. A FAIRV TAPE. As un honest woodman was sitting one evening, after his work was done, talk ing with his wife, lie said, “ I hope the children will not run into that grove by the side of the river; it looks more gloomy than ever ; the old oak tree is sadly blasted and torn : and some odd folks, I am sure, are lurking about there, but who they are, nobody knows.” The woodman, however, could not say that they brought ill-luck, whatever they weio : for every one said that the village Dad thriven more than ever of late; ibat the fields looked gayer and greener: that even the sky was of a deeper blue, and that the moon and stars shed a brighter light. So, not knowing wliat to think, the good people very wisely •el the new comers alone, ami, in truth, seldom said or thought anything at all about them. That very evening, the woodman’s daughter Rosebud, and her playfellow Martin, ran out to have a game of hide and-seek in the valley. “Where can he hi' hidden?” said site : “he must have gone toward the grove ; perhaps lie is behind the old oak tree;” and down she ran to look. .Fust then she spied a little dog that jumped and frisked round her, ami wagged his tail, and led her on toward the grove. Then he ran into it, and she soon jumped up the bunk by the side of the old oak tree to look for-him : but was overjoyed to see .! beautiful meadow, where tlowers anti s hrubs of every kind grew upon turf of !he softest green; gay butterflies flew out; the birds sang sweetly; and, what was strangest, the prettiest little children sported about like fairies on all •itles; some twining the flowers, and ethers dancing in rings upon the smooth urf beneath the trees: In the midstof ■ no grove, instead of the hovels of which Rosebud liad heard, she could see a pal op. that dazzled her eyes with its bright ness. For a while she gazed on the fairy scene, till at last one of the little dancers ran up to her, and said, “And <o pretty Rosebud, you are come at last to see us ? We have often seen you play about, and wished to liaveyouwitli us.” 'Then site plucked some of the fruit that grew near, and Rosebud at the first taste forgot her home, and wished only to see and know more of her fairy friend'. So she jumped down the bank and joined the merry dance. Then they led her about with them, and showed her all their sports. One while they danced by moonlight on the primrose hanks, at another time they 'kipped from hough to bough, among the trees that hung over the cooling streams, for they moved as lightly and easily through the air as on the ground ; and Rosebud went with them every where, for they bore her in their arms lierever they wished to go. Some times they would throw seeds on the turf, and little trees would spring up; and then they would set their feet upon the branches, and rise as the trees grew under them, till they danced upon the houghs in the air, wherever the breezes carried them, singing merry songs. At other times they would go and visit the palace of their queen; and there the richest food was spread before them, and the softest music was heard; and all around grew flowers, which were al ways cluing their hues, from scarlet to purple, and yellow, and emerald. Some : mtes they went to look at the heaps of t manure which were piled up in the royal ires ; for little dwarfs werealways cm i oyed in searching the earth for gold. ■■ nail as this fairy land looked from without, it seemed within to have no end; a mist hung around it to shield it horn the eyes of men ; and some of the it tie elves sat perched upon the outer most trees, to keep watch lest the step i man should break in and spoil the charm. “ And who are you ?” said Rosebud one day. “We are what are called elves in your world,” said one whose name was Gossamer, and who had become her dearest friend ; “we are told you talk a great deal about us. Some of our tribes like to work you mischief, hut we who live here seek only to he happy ; we meddle little with mankind, and when we do come among them it is only to do them good." “ And where is your queen?” said Rosebud. “Hush! hush! you cannot see or know her ; you must leave us before she conies back, which will he now very soon, for mortal step cannot come where she is. But you will know that she is here when you see the i\ 'adovys gayer, the rivers more spark ing, and the sun brighter.” •Soon afterward Gossamer told Rose bud the time was come to hid her fare well ; and she gave her a ring in token el her friendship, and led her to the e Ige of the grove. “ Think of me,” t id she; “but beware how you tell what you have seen, or try to visit us again: for if you do, we shall quit this grove and come back no more.” Turn ing hack, Rosebud saw nothing but the old oak and the gloomy grove she had known before. “ How frightened my father and mother will be!” thought she, as she looked at the sun, which had risen some time. “They will wonder where I have been all night, and yet I must not tell them what 1 liave seen.’ Then she hastened homeward, won dering, however, as she went, to see that the leaves, which were yesterday so fresh and green, were now falling dry and yellow around her. The cottage, too, seemed changed: and when she went in, there sat her father, looking some years older than when she saw him last, ami her mother, whom she hardly knew, was by liis side. Close by was a young man. *• Father,” said Rosebud, “who is this?” “ Who are you that calls me fattier?” said he; “are you—no, you cannot be—our long lost Rosebud?” But they soon saw that it was their Rosebud; and the young man, who was her old friend and playfellow Martin, said, “No wonder you had for gotten me in seven years ; do you not remember how we parted, seven years ago, while playing in tiie Add? We thought you were quite lost; hut I am glad to see that some one has taken care of you and brought you home at last. " Rosebud said nothing, for she could not tell all; hut she wondered at the strange Dale, and felt gloomy at the change from fairy land to her father’s cottage. Little by little she came to herself, thought of her story as a mere dream, and soon became Martin’s bride. Ev erything seemed to thrive around them, and Rosebud thought of her friends, and so called lie ■ first little girl Ellie. The little thing was loved by every one. It was pretty and very good-tempered. Rosebud thought that it was very like a little elf; and, all without knowing why, called it the fairy-child. One day, while Rosebud was dressing her little Elfie, she found a piece of gold hanging around her neck by a silken thread ; and knew it to he of tiie same sort as she had seen in the hands of tiie fairy dwarfs. Elsie seemed sorry at its being seen, and Baid that she had found it in the garden. But Rosebud watched her, and soon found that she went every afternoon to sit by herself in a shady place behind the house. So one day she hid herself to see what the child did there, and to her great wonder Gossa mer was silting by her side. “ Dear Elfie,” she was saying, “your mother and 1 used to sit thus when site was young and lived among us. Uh, if you could hut come and do so too. But since our queen came to us it cannot he; yet 1 will come and see you and talk to you whilst you are a child; when you grow up we must part for ever." Then she plucked one of the roses that grew around them, and breathed gently upon it, anti said, “ Take this for my sake ; it will now keep fresh for a whole year.” Then Rosebud loved her little Elfie more than ever ; and when she found that she spent some hours of almost every day with the elf, she used to hide herself and watch them without being seen : till one day, when Gossamer was hearing her little friend through the air from tree to tree, her mother was so frightened lest her child should fall, that she could not help screaming out; and Gossamer set her gently on tiie ground, and seemed angry, and flew away. But still she used sometimes to come and play with her little friend; and would soon, perhaps, have done so the same as before, had not Rosebud one day told her husband the whole story: for she could not hear to hear him always wondering and laughing at their little child's odd ways, and saying he was sure there was something in the grove that brought them no good. So, to show him that all she said was true, she took him to see Elfie and the fairy ; hut no sooner did Gossamer know that he was there (which she did in an in stant), than she changed herself into a raven and flew off into the grove. Rosebud burst into tears, anil so did Elfie, for she knew that she should see her dear friend no more ; but Martin was restless and bent upon following up his search after the fairies, so when night came he stole away towaid tiie grove. When he came to it nothing was to he seen hut the old oak, and the gloomy grove, and the hovels; and the thunder rolled, and the wind whistled. It seemed that all about him was angry. So ho turned homeward, frightened at what he had done. In the morning all the neighbors flocked around, asking one another what the noise and hustle of the last night could mean; and when they looked about them their trees seemed blighted and the meadows parched ; the streams were dried up, and everything seemed troubled anil sorrowful. But yet they all thought that, some how or other, the grove had not near so forbidding a look as it used to have. Strange stories were told : how one had heard flutterings in the air, another had seen the grove alive, as it were, with little beings, that flew away irom it. Each neighbor told his tale, and all wondered what could have happened. But Rosebud and her husband knew what was the matter, and bewailed their folly ; for they foresaw that their kind neighbors, to whom they owed all their luck, were gone forever. Among the bystanders none told a wilder story than the old ferryman,who plied across the river at the foot of the grove. He told how at midnight his boat was carried away, and how hun dreds of little beings -seemed to load it with treasures ; how a strange piece of gold was left for him in tho boat as his (are ; how the air seemed full of fairy form fluttering around ; how at last a great train passed over, that seemed to he guarding their leader to the meadows on the otlier side ; and how he heard soft music floating overhead ; and sweet voices that sang mournfully a sad song of farewell. Poor Elfie mourned their loss the most, and would spend whole hours in looking upon the rose that her play fellow had given her, and singing over it the pretty air that she had taught her; till at length, when the year's charm had passed away, and it began to fade, she planted the stalk in her garden, and there it grew, till she could sit under the shade of it, and think of her friend Gossamer.— Lady's Journal. The wife is the sun of the social sys tem. Unless she attracts there is noth ing to keep heavy bodies like husbands from flying off into space. An Independent Paper—Devoted to Literature. Minina;, Commercial, Agricultural, General and Local News. FRO STB l RG, ALLEGANY COUNTY. MARYLAND, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 30, 1871. Standing Committees iff the Senate. The following is a list of the Standing Commit tees of the Senate for the pres ent session of Con r resß : Privileges and Elections —Sumner, Chair man; Morton, Rice, Carpenter, Logan, Hill an<l Thurman. Foreign Relations —Cameron, Chairman; Harlan, Morton, Patterson, Schurz, Hamlin ami Casserly. Finance —Sherman, Chairman; Morrill of Vermont, Fenton, c-cott, Ames, Wright and Bayard. Appropriations— Cole,Chairman; Sprague, Sawyer, Edmunds, Windom, West and Ste venson. Commerce —Chandler, Chairman; Corbett, Kellogg, Spencer, Buckingham, Conkling and Vickers. Manufactures —Hamlin, Chairman; Rob ertson, Sprague, Gilbert and Johnson. Agriculture —Moiton, Chairman; Freling huysen, Robertson, Lewis, and Davis of West Virginia. Military Affairs —Wilson, Chairman ; Cameron, Morton, Ames, Logan, West and Blair. Naval AJf'iirs —Cragin, Chairman; An thony, Nyo,Osborne, Ferry of Michigan,and Alcorn of Mississippi. Judiciarg —Trumbull, Chairman; Ed munds,Conkling, Carpenter, F ’elinghuysen, Pool and Thurman. Post Offices and Post Roads —Ramsey, Chairman: Pomeroy, Gilbert, Cole, Hamlin, Ferry of Michigan, Kelley. Public Lands —Pomeroy, Chairman; Tip ton, Osborne, Sprague, Windom, Logan and Casserly. Private Land Claims —Davis of Kentucky, Chairman; Perry of Connecticut, Caldwell, Bayard, Blair. Indian Affairs —Ilarlau, Chairman; Cor bett, Buckingham, Frelinghuysen, Wilson, Caldwell, Davis of Kentucky. Pensions —Edmunds, Chairman; Tipton, Pratt, Brownlow, Hamilton of Texas, Logan, Saulsbury. Revolutionary Claims —Poole, Chairman; Brownlow, Corbett, llill, Davis of West Virginia. Claims —Howe, Chairman ; Scott, Pratt, Stewart, Bore man, Davis of West Virginia. District of Columbia —Patterson, Chair man ; Sumner, Lewis, Spencer, Sawyer, Hitchcock, Vickers. Patents —Ferry, of Conn., Chairman ; Car penter. Morrill, of Maine; Windom, Hamil ton, of Maryland. Public Jiuildings and Grounds —Morrill, of Vermont, Chairman ; Trumbull, Cole, Sum ner, Stockton. Territories —Nyo, Chairman; Crogin,. Schurz, Boreman, Hitchcock, Clayton, and Cooper. Pacific Railroads —Stewart, Chairman; Ramsey, Harlan, Rice, Fenton, Scott, Kel logg, Hitchcock, Cooper, Ferry, of Michi gan ; and Kelly. Mines and Mining —Rico, Chairman ; Chandler, Flanagan, Tipton, Caldwell, Al corn, Saulsbury. Revision of the Laws of the United States — Conkling, Chairman; Carpenter, Stewart, Wright, and Hamilton, of Maryland. Education and Labor —Sawyer, Chairman ; Morrill, of Vermont; Flanagan, Patterson, and Johnson. To Audit and Control Contingent Expenses of the Senate —Fenton, Chairman ; Windom and Saulsbury. Printing —Anthony, Chairman ; llowoand Casserly. Library —-Morrill, of Maine, Chairman ; Howe and Sherman. Engrossed Rills —Buckingham, Chairman ; Clayton and Davis, of West Virginia. Enrolled Bills —Carpenter, Chairman ; Lewis and Kelly. Select Committee on Revision of Rules — Pomeroy, Chairman; Edmumds and Bay ard. Removal of Political Disabilities -Robert son, Chairman ; Boreman, Ames, Hamilton, of Texas; Vickers, Clayton, ami Stevenson. On Levees of the Mississippi- Kellogg, Chairman; Trumbull, Seliurz, Alcorn, and Blair. Alleged Outrages in the Southern States — Scott, Chairman; Chandler, Rice, Pool, Pratt, Bayard, and Blair. Dr. Sunnier Prescribes. Senator Sumner has introduced a new bill to facilitate a return to specie payments. llis plan is to issue every month ten millions of interest-bearing legal tender notes, similar to those that were issued in 1863 and 1864, and to cancel a like amount of greenbacks, the process to go on till all the greenbacks have been thus replaced. The new notes, he proposes, shall bear a 5 per cent, interest, and shall be paid in coin at the end of three years, or converted into 5 per cent, bonds at the option of the Government. By this means, Mr. Sumner thinks, resumption could be reached without shock to business, or serious disturbance of prices. The new notes would follow the course of the similar notes issued during the war. They would first pass for currency for two or three months, until a sufficient amount of interest had accumulated on them to make it an object for people to hoard them. They would then disap pear from circulation. The constant retirement of the interest notes would steadily lessen the volume of currency remaining in circulation, and bring it nearer to gold value, until it would finally reach par. Resumption would then take place, and all the hoards of gold and silver in the country would become a part of the circulating me dium, preventing any injurious contrac tion resulting from the completion of tho process of withdrawing the green backs, which, in about three years, would all be converted into interest notes and bonds. Mr. Sumner’s plan has the approval of many eminent financiers, bankers, and business men in New England. Lucifer Matches. The invention of the lucifer match was recently claimed by an English chemist, Mr. Isaac Holden, in his evi dence before the Patent Committee of Parliament. The production of this most useful and at the same time s most dangerous fire-work, it is said, was due to a happy thought which flashed through the brain of Mr. Holden. This gentleman was obliged to rise very early in the morning to pursue his chemical studies, and experienced great annoy ance from his tedious efforts to strike a light by means of flint and steel. lie was giving lectures at the time to a very large academy. Mr. Holden says that he knew the ordinary explosive material necessary to produce instantaneous light, but that it was very difficult to obtain a flame on wood by that explosive mate rial. The idea then occurred to him to place sulphur under tho explosive sub stance, and the expedient proved en tirely successful. The experiment was exhibited in Mr. Holden’s lecture-room, and a young man present immediately wrote to his father, a chemist in Lon don, in reference to the discovery, and shortly afterwards, it is stated, lucifer matches were manufactured and offered for sale. Motto for a sho^ —“ Come to the scratch.” KEMCS OF THE (iIICA(U) HUE. TliHr Muniifurturo—A Itlunciini for thrir rrr*<rrvniioii Somr Ani.W* which might Imi ( outriliiitiMl u* Clinrnrti'i'lMtir Tokens. From the ChicAffo Timon of I>pc. 10. The Chicago fire relics are just now the most numerous in the world, infi nitely more so than pieces of the cruci fix on which our Savior died, which are encountered in Italy. In point of num ber, they surpass the Homan coins in the British Museum, or the tablets, statues, and mosaics that Pompeii and Herculaneum have resurrected. They are more interesting in this numerous feature than they are in any intrinsic merit of their own. This fact has been duly appreciated in Milwaukee, where they have already established a manu factory of Chicago relics that is doing a larger business than Milwaukee ever hoped to obtain. Milwaukee may do a smashing trade in a certain line of Chicago relics. They can probably manufacture paper weights by fusing papers of tacks together, or can melt beads into a heterogeneous mass; they can spoil old crockery by a blow pipe combination, and otherwise imitate the articles of “ bigotry and vir tue” which are supposed to be all that is left of Chicago as it was. There are other relics of Chicago, however, which Milwaukee can never hope to achieve. There are relics of Chicago trade and Chicago energy that Milwaukee Will never be able to imitate. Among the rarest relics are greenbacks. For a few flays subsequent to the fire, and before the banks opened, a $lO government bill looked as big as a bed blanket. After the banks opened there were greenbacks enough, but their p is relics was taken by checks. A s.gued and certified check was so rarely seen that it promised to become as much of a curiosity as Mahlon Ogden's house or Mr. McCagg’s conservatory, on the North Side. Charred currency was one the most deceptive of all the relics the fire turned out. The more you had of it the less it was worth. If you sent a thousand dollars’ worth of it to Wash ington, you would be pretty sure to get back about seven dollars and a half— the remainder being national bank currency which the government kuows too much to redeem. About as uncomfortable a relic as the tire left was a safe. Unlike Mrs. 'Poodles’ door-plate, with the name of Thompson, and her cotlin, it is not a handy tiling to have in the house. The suggestion for a monument of safes was, therefore, greedily accepted oy all men who were so unfortunate as to be the own ers of these iron instances of incon stancy. The only objection to this scheme for a monument of safes is that, it another great lire should come, it would probably bv among the first things to be destroyed. If it is desira ble to have a monument of the great conflagration, which shall lie fire proof, it would probably be surer to build it of papier maehe. A good relic of the fire is an insur ance policy. Tt is worth more as a relic than it is as a policy. There will also be no difficulty in keeping it. It would be the last thing on earth that anybody would ever steal. An insurance policy in a Chicago company would he a good thing to throw in among your papers of value. Tt would he burglar-proof. If a thief should ever come across it he would drop the whole mass as valueless. If a Chicago insurance policy is better for one thing than it is for another, it is better as a relic than it is for kindling a fire; as a rule, it is too hard and tough to serve for the latter purpose. Among the most dilapidated relics of the conflagration was that numerous anatomical specimen, usually preserved in spirits, that is sometimes known as “ hummer ” and sometimes as “ scala wag.” The fire cleaned out this class of individuals so completely that one of them will henceforth he regarded as the greatest curiosity of this community. It might he an interesting, and cer tainly a highly patriotic proceeding to gather together into a museum oi the Area relic from each of the most prom inent institutions and buildings of the city. A few suggestions may contribute to give this movement some practical shape. From the Tribune building might be taken that historic cockroach which seemed to be about the only live thing about the establishment. If something more characteristic were desired, and the museum building should prove to sufficiently strong to bear up under (he weight, one of the editorials of that paper—select any one for the past four years —would indicate something of the ponderosity of the institution. From the Times establishment there would he so many good things to select that it would be difficult to hunt its representative. It would be most char acteristic, perhaps, to select one of the religious articles of the Sunday edition criticizing the worldly and profane course of the daily editions, or a chapter on the horrible crime of abortion, as practiced in this city before the fire. In the matter of the Mail, Republican, Post, and Journal, their entire edition for one day might be gathered in without taking up any room to speak of. The theatres would furnish some in teresting relics. Crosby’s Opera-House might possibly contribute some blonde wigs, a good many short skirts, a few pads for the limbs, and one or two Theodore Thomas tickets. McVicker could spare some of the brass horns he used to have in his orchestra, and a mo del for the most cosy auditorium in the country- From Wood’s Museum might he bottled one of thoseancient and fisli like smells that used to come up from the regions below, and a lady’s hand kerchief to he used alternately in pro tecting the nose from this onslaught, and in “smashing” the young men in the parquet. From llooley’s might he transmitted Frank Aiken’s “ Ticket-of- Leavo.” The Dearborn theatre could deposit for safe-keeping that wonderful baby which created such a rumpus in its internal arrangements. Ihe hotels of Chicago could club to gether and, in this way pcrh."p.-, et up one go*d square meal. The banks could make a liberal donation of dis counted paper, on transactions that took place just before the fire without collateral. The churches might present a contribution-box as one of the things most essential to the welfare in the fu ture as in the past. To complete the collection, each in dividual and each business could proba bly suggest and contribute, until 4 mu- seum of “ Chicago as it Was” could be I made up that would be more of a curiosity than any monument of old safes. Current Items. Mrs. Sarah .1. Hale, editress of Galley's Lady's Hook , is 84—and still j she’s Hale. Mrs. O’Leary’s cow, that either did, ! or didn’t, set Chicago on fire, lias been bought on speculation by two Louisville (Ivy.) hoys. A Boston firm shipped a hook-and ladder carriage last week to Honolulu, Sandwich Islands, byway of the Pacific railroad to San Francisco. Mrs. Stanton, widow of the late Kdwin M. Stanton, resides in a fine mansion at Oermautown. Philadelphia. She has a yearly income from the “Stanton fund” of $7,000. Tiik United States survey steamer Hasslcr, with its distinguished party of scientific explorers, Bailed from Boston on the 4tli upon its voyage along the Atlantic and Pacific coast of North and South America. .James McCunn, while walking on the Long Island railroad track near Dutch Kills, was struck by a locomotive and fatally injured 'Tuesday evening. His wife was killed a year ago by a train on the Flushing road. Washington Territory has more than doubled its population during the last ten years, has $11,500,000 worth of tax able property, and the annual exports are valued at $400,000. Its saw-mills got out 130,000,000 feet of lumber an nually. (Tn K Peabody (Mass.) Press says : “ Many persons who have had occasion to visit the Essex depot in this town, have for some time past noticed a large dun-colored dog, who anxiously watches the passengers as they alight, as though seeking tor some particular person. This dog belonged to Mr. Ernest S. Merrill, one of the victims of the Revere disaster. When young Merrill left home for the last time his dog left him at tile depot. The faithful dog still watches for his master, who will never come back.” Gen. Gorloff, the Russian represen tative pro tern at Washington, is a soldier and a scholar. He is the author of sev eral works on military tactics. For some time past he has been superin tending the manufacture of arms for his Government, at Hartford, the Czar having entered into a large contract for weapons with a large firm in the latter city. Like all of his countrymen, Gen. Gorlofl 1 gained the good will of all Americans with whom he came in con tact, and was probably one of the most popular men in Hartford. Miss Creak .(pronounced Cra-ak), the lady to whom Gen. I). E. Sickles is mar ried, is but twenty-two. She was born in Spain, speaks English imperfectly, and is represented as beautiful and ac complished, but not wealthy. Her father is Assistant Treasurer of the Province of Andalusia. The family is of Irish descent, has long been settled in Spain, and occupies an enviable social position. Miss Creak was an in timate friend of Gen. Sickles’ daughter, and accompanied her in a recent tout; of Europe. The Pittsburgh papers speak of an invention to rid that smoky city of its greatest nuisance. A man there has invented a small iron apparatus, which, it is said, when attached to stoves, ranges, and other objects where wood and coal are used, consumes all the smoke and gas generated, not a particle of the vapor escaping through the chimney. The inventor also claims that, as no soot is made, it will be im possible for chimneys to catch fire, and a reduction of insurance rates will be the result. The celebrated lady doctor, Miss Fowler, in practice at Orange, N. J., was recently married, and is now Mrs. Ormshy. She is a sister of Fowler, the phrenologist, and has met with extraor dinary success as a medical practitioner of the homeopathic school. Her income from her practice has, for years past, been from $15,000 to $20,000 per year. •She treats patients of both sexes, has the names of over six hundred families on her practice-hooks, and has more business than all the half dozen male doctors of the place put together. In carrying on her profession she drives between forty and fifty miles every day. She is remarkably successful as a doc tor. She is a handsome woman of 40, clear-headed, stout-hearted, strong willed, vivacious, and intellectual. Her husband is a New York merchant. .Sensible to tile Last. President Porter, of Yale Collepe, the ogier day, gave his students a deal of good advice. Of course, it is unneces sary to say what a considerable portion of it was, because all young men are always exhorted to he sell-reliant, faith ful, honest, and industrious, and to show energy and invincible determina tion. But Dr. Torter went into several particulars. “ Don’t drink,” he said, “and don’t chew”—tobacco, we pre sume he meant, and not honest food. “ Don’t swear,” he added, “ and don’t deceive; don’t read novels; don’t marry until you can support a wife.” So much for the Doctor’s negative ad vice. “Be in earnest,” he went on to say, “ and he self-reliant.” Good ! “Be generous and he civil.” Better! “Read the papers and advertise your business,” Best! That last hit of advice is what we call beautiful 1 Little need was there for the excellent and sagacious and learned gentleman to add, “Make money and do goo 1 with it!” He meant, of course, that one who doesn’t rend the papers or advertise isn’t likely to make much money, or to do much good with what little he may make. The carrier pigeons “Tornado” and “Typhoon” recently flew from a point in the Gulf Stream near the Galapagos Islands to Montclair, N. .1., at the aver age speed for “Tornado” of 196 miles an hour, and for “ Typhoon” of 202 miles an hour; that is, a mile in a little more than seventeen seconds. “Ty phoon” was an old bird, and fell dead as soon as it reached its destination. And now deriding him when he is down, they declare that Tweed is like the Black Sea because he is not the Boas-for-us. Household Recipes. Molasses Drop Cake —One cup of mo lasses, half a cup of butter or lard, half a cup of water, three cups of flour, two teaspoonsfuls of ginger, one teaspoonful ot soda. Beat well together, and drop with a spoon on a buttered pan, or in muffin rings. Bake quickly. Mince Meat —One pound of finely chopped roast beef, half a pound of chopped suet, quarter of a peek of chopped apples, one pound of raisins, quarter of a pound of currants, same quantity of citron, one nutmeg, two ta ble spoonfuls of cinnamon, juice of two lemons, one pound of sugar, and cider and brandy to moisten it Buckwheat Cakes — A griddle for baking should never be greased, as this destroys the delicate flavor of the cakes. .Scour well with a cloth and sand, and wash with hot suds, wipe dry, and just before baking rub with a coarse elotii and salt. It is not necessary to wash and scour it every time it is wanted; only once to get all the grease out; but use the cloth and salt every time you put on fresh cakes, just as grease would be used. To Cook an Old Fowl —Dress and stuff as for roasting ; then boil three hours in a covered pot witti one quart of wa ter, to which add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar; then take it from the water, rub over with a little butter, sprinkle on some flour, and put the fowl into a bake-pan, and bake it in a hot oven one hour. Use the liquor in the pot for gravy and to baste with. The vinegar makes it very tender, but does not taste at all. Connecticut, liaised Doughnuts —lleat a pint of milk just lukewarm and stir into it a small cup of melted lard, and sift in flour until it is a thick batter ; add a small cup of domestic yeast, and keep it warm until the batter is light, then work into it four beaten eggs, two cups of sugar rolled free from lumps, a tea spoonful of salt and two of cinnamon. When the whole is well mixed, knead in flour until about an stiff sis buscuit dough, .Set it where it will keep warm till of a spongy lightness, then roll the dough out half an inch thick and cut it into cakes. Let them remain till light, then fry them in hot lard. Lemon Cake —Two cups of flour, two of sugar, six eggs, six tablespoonfuls of butter, four of milk, two teaspoonfuls of cream tartar sifted with the flour, and one teaspoofnl of soda. Beat all well together, and bake in two loaves. For the jelly to use with it, take three lourths of a pound of sugar, one-fourth of a pound of butter, six eggs, the rind of three lemons grated, and the juice. Beat the sugar, butter and eggs thor oughly together, and set in a dish of hot water until heated, then add the grated lemon and juice; stir until thick enough and quite smooth, then split the cake and put this jelly in while warm. It is very delicious. Taking up Hoots. —Much extra labor may be avoided by managing the root harvest with judgment. Tliero is a great deal of handling of this crop, and many a back-ache is necessarily incident to it at the best. A serviceable and useful tool to pick up roots, either tur nips or potatoes, may be made by taking a piece of three-eighth round iron rod three feet long, bending it in the shape of a scoop, bringing the ends together, and inserting them into a long fork handle. Then with one-eighth inch iron wiro weave a basket, shaped like a deep spoon or ladle, on this frame of rod, with interstices two inches square. The effect is to make a tool with which roots may be scooped up rapidly with out stooping, and pitched into a cart or wagon, or thrown into a heap for pit ting. Small potatoes, stones, and loose earth wdl escape through the spaces. We have used such a contrivance many seasons with great increase of comfort and expedition in harvesting our root crops. Varied Diet for Poultry. —Corn is the cheapest and best food for fowls, if we are to name one article. They iike it better than any other grain, and it probably must always be the main de pendence in this country in keeping poultry. But there must be a variety. Hens are as omnivorous, perhaps, as any animal in the world, man excepted. They even exceed swine in tliiß respect. We all know how distasteful a uniform diet is to ourselves. The appetite, both in men and brutes, is determined by the varying state of the system, and a kind of food that is craved at one time will be rejected at another. Wheat bran is excellent. Hens soon tire of cooked grain, but it should be fed part of the time. Every day in the year, when fowls do not have access to grass, fresh vegetable food should be allowed, and a small quantity of meat if there is not insect forage. Corn should pre ponderate for growing chickens, be cause the cheapest, and for fattening fowls; but for layers wheat should occu py a prominent place. Foreign Agricultural Items. — In France, one consequence of the war has been to seriously reduce the number of grazing cattle. Fat beeves are exceedingly scarce, and cattle men are devoting their energies to raising young stock as the basis of a future supply. In Western Russia there are vast natural prairies hitherto unused. It is now proposed to utilize these by means of a company, headed by a Russian prince, who propose to stock them with cattle, and, after fattening them, to prepare the beef in a portable shape for ship ment to the markets of Western Eu rope. English papers wonder at the fact that sixty-two agricultural fairs have been held during .September and October in four New England Statts only. Two agricultural colonies from France are about to settle on the Santa Cruz river in Patagonia. The director of the San Jose Colony, which left France to settle in the Argentine Re public, regrets that he did not choose the Mississippi Valley as the location of his enterprise. An agricultural asso ciation for improvement in farm opera tions and the education of the farmers by the establishment of agricultural iournals, has been inaugurated in Bel gium. On Monday of last week, four men, who were ascending the shaft of the Pewabic mine, at Lake Superior, were precipitated from the “ skip” in which they were riding to the bottoiq of the shaft and instantly killed. Editors and Proprietors. NUMBER 14. Prosody. Thr following rhymed rebuke of common errors in pronunciation conveys some useful hints: There was a Viirl, and *ho was fair to see. Whoso classic ’nomcn was Eurydice ; As full of mischief, like to most young ladies. Sometimes raising Cain, anti sometimes Hades. This smiling beauty, though she gained eclat. To use hyperbole, concealed a claw. A flirt she was—and thought no sin to bo— Though driving lovers into syncope. She flattered some, though always “sino die,” Until they were all crowned with misery. She danced and waltzed, until quite sick was she. flier Goddess was Terpsichore); Hut soon got well anti cat her hominy. With all the tragic airs of great Melpomene. Her mind sometimes on .Jupiter and 10. Woultl dwell -mixed up with Virgo and with Leo; Her favorite book was Hon Quixote. Although nrone to think him rough and haughty. Still from her lips, to hear a diatribe. Was worth the world, and all the rest beside. A maid she had ; fat, fair and fancy free. Rejoicing in the name, Euphrosyne: This demoiselle thought herself a Phryne, Though her mistress called her “ stupid ninnF,” Her favorite author was Humus Fils-- (Each well-thumbed work was spotted o’er with grease). And then sho owned a small epitome Of ancient Home, which was a sight to see. She knew but little of Professor Blot, Her cooking was indifferently slow Hut her chief care was on the household Lares. Hound which she bustled like a hundred fairies. In short, take her all in all. it was plain to see Sho favored Juno more than Niobe. Eurydice, at length, was, strange to say, Enchanted with a man, and brought to bay; Henceforth her constant study was to bo. How best to imitate Calliope. While her fair maid, we scarco need indicate. Brought her Penates to the Syndicate ; \nd helped, their Epithalamiuin to sing, Though not the least connected with “the ring.” Eurydice, farewell ! and you too, fair Euphra sy no ! Forgive us that wo uso your names to air our prosody. Chips from Other Blockheads. Love, n cough, anil money, cannot long bo hid. A stamp you can’t buy—Tho stamp of a gentleman. It costs more to avenge wrongs than to bear them. The great unknown—people who never advertise. Oi.d sailors are never so much at sea as when they are on shore. It is a mistake to suppose that Alexis lives on Czar-dines. We very frequently hear of Generals capturing pieces of artillery. “ What's the use ot capturing pieces?” sayß Mrs. Partington ; “ why not capture whole ones ?” A Dutch Justice gives the following oath to witnesses : “ You do awfully swore you will toll the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, the best what you can't.” Let every man be himself; let him cultivate first, self-respect; and then respect for others. Helf-respect gives self-possession, and self-possession is one the crowning graces of society. “ Mv dear,” said a young lady to her country cousin, “when you’ve been a littlo longer in London you won’t be so green.” “ Better green than withered? ” was (lie retort. The New York World accounts for the inequality of the sexes by saying that in early life the boy masters his oppor tunities, while the girl commonly misses hers. The following notice is stuck up on a bridge at Denver, in Colorado: “No vehicle drawn by more than one animal is allowed to cross this bridge in oppo site directions at the same time.” Thev are fond of titles in the East. Among his other high sounding titles tho King of Ava has that of “ Lord of Twenty-four Umbrellas.” This looks aa though he was prepared for a long reign “Do you observe what a fine head my hoy has ?” said an admiring father to a circle of friends. “ Come hero my son. You’re a chip of the old block, aren't you?” “Yes, pa. The teacher told me yesterday that I was a regular blockhead.” A County Clerk in lowa recently re ceived a note reading as follows : Mis ter Klurc—Sur —Tssoo marrig lisens to wunst for Mister and Mis for sucuinstanees requir ’em to marry rite orf. They is old enuff, , step mother and ant. Soliciting relief of an English lady, a Frenchman gravely said : “ Madame, I nevaire beg, but dat I have von vife vid several small family dat is growing very large, and nosing to make dere bread out of but de perspiration of my own eyebrow.” “ Ms, I am going to make some soft soap for the fair this Fall 1” said a beautiful miss of seventeen to her mother the other day. What put that notion into your head, Sally ?” “ Why, ma, the premium is just what I have been wanting.” “ Pray, what is it? “A ‘Worcester Farmer;’ I hop* he will be a good looking one." A Racy Advertisement. William Wilson is a genius who keeps a “horse restaurant” at White Pine, Nevada, and he issues the following musical advertisement. We give him the benefit of our circulation : William M. Wilson’s livery stable and horse restaurant. Live stock faster than anybody’s, and all trained to re spect woman’s rights —also children’s— yet warranted to get away from any thing else on the road. Buggies, broughams, barouches, hacks, sulkies, road wagons, hearses, and every kind of vehicles for slow or fast travel—with horses to correspond. Funeral turn outs cheerfully furnished, and guaran teed to make the proper impression. Bloated aristocrats from abroad taken onto uny road, and warranted ahead of any stage or any other conveyance—for money. No complaint is ever heard from stock fed in this stable. More hilarity than was ever known in any other collection of dumb animals since the procession from Noah’s landing. No hay ropes about this establishment —everything is turned loose; the key to the barley sacks hangs dangling within reach of the humblest horse in tho stable, and no pains are spared to make the guests of the establishment distinguish the difference between this and the desert waste. Wm. M. Wilson. The following epitaph, in a cematary of Oswego, New York, shows that the bereaved parents had rather mixed no tions on the subject of dual existence: “Here lies my two children dear, One in Ireland and the other here.”