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J. It. GROVE & J. B. ODER, VOLUME I. Two. Two Kilther lilies and wade the sweet clover. Shouting glad songs in their morning and Gold are tin* dreams and the clouds that float And golden the future far stretching away. Two launch their boats for a voyage long-sail- Th< "bright ripples play, and the wind is off shore. "While ih red light of the morning is failing. Sturdy and strong sails the bark—dips the oar! Two, hand in hand, climb over the mountain. Footsore and weary from tempest and toil. With only a moment to drink irom the foun tain. , Renewing their strength for to-morrow s tur moil. Two, when the autumn has put on tts glory. Sit by the snore of the beautiful past; Whose solemn waves break with a wonderful story , ~ Of fanciful ships that went down in the blast. Two, in the chill of the snowy December, Talk of the winter that leads to the spring! Two sit and dream, over faggot and ember. Of castles in air. and of birds on the wing. Two lie at rest under the blossoming roses : Winter sifts over them g.ntly the snow ; Sunlight of summer above them reposes; Their places are filled and the years come and go! ___________ V NIGHT OF MISERY. It was in London, a cold, Mustering winter's night in the year 1861. The wind came in heavy gusts, rushing down the streets, and tearing round the houses as if in search of any opening liy which to .'liter and gain shelter from the fast falling snow. It beat against th(> windows, rumbled in the chimney, and even went so far as to tear off some of the slates on the roof in its mad impetuosity. Now and then the sharp patter of hail-stones was heard, and a few of them rolled down the chimney, falling, spitting and sputter ing, on the blazing coals beneath. But the stor . did not affect me per sonally, for I was comfortably seated opposite a roaring tire in a snug, cosy library, enjoying a cigar and a chat with my old friend, l>r. Fielding. The library —it was Fielding’s—was one of the most perfect 1 ever saw ; the walls were covered with hooks, excepting over the chimney-piece, and that part was hid den by a handsome looking-glass. The furniture was all carved oak, and—oh, rare luxury ! —every chair an easy one. The deep, red curtains were drawn, and hung in graceful folds from theirgolden cornices. A huge moderator lamp shed a mellow light over the table, which, at the present moment, was entirely de void of books, they having given place to a box of Havanas, a good sized de canter of brandy, sugar, lemons, and all the other ingredients for a good, old fashioned glass of punch. Fielding was a line, clever fellow, who had not only made a great name in iiis profession, but a good-sized fortune, which lie had settled down to enjoy. By •' settle down” one mustnot imagine that my friend had entirely retired ; far from it. Perhaps lie never worked harder in his life than at the period 1 am now speaking about, only lie selected his own patients. Lord Tom Noddy might write him a hundred times, offer ing as many guineas if he would but come and and look at a pimple that had presumptuously dared to grow on his lordship’s face, but Fielding would not budge an inch. On the other hand, if he heard of any real case of sickness, he would hurry off to it, although he knew he would never get a penny for his trouble. Fielding’s great delight was in litera ture ; he had dabbled in a little, and belonged to all the literary clubs in London. Ife would do anything for a man of letters, aud no sooner did he hear one was ill than he would call upon him as a friend, and, if desired, attend ed as a doctor, but would never take a a fee. His best reward, lie declared, was to see his friend reinstated in health, seated in his snug library smoking a cigar, and chatting over literary af airs. We had ju.-t lit our second cigars, re filled our tumblers, drawn our chaiis closer to the fire and settled down in them with the selfish feeling of satisfac lion which every one experiences at being warm and comfortable on a cold, heerless night, when we were startled by a singh' knock at the street door. Now a single knock at any time is a most unpleasant tiling. A gentle one sounds mean and despicable; you can fancy the person who gave it starting hack, like Fear in Collins’ Ode to the Basse ns—V Even at the sound himself I had made,” —but a bold, heavy K 1 bang” that wakes up the echoes all I through the house, especially if given I -about ten or eleven at night, is terrible, Blciu-ing a cold shiver to pass through ■ \eur body as if something evil ap ■ proaclied you. I “ That’s a strange knock,” said I. I “Very,” replied Fielding, “I wonder I who it can be.” I We were not left long in doubt, for I the servant entered the room and an- I non need that a boy wanted to see l)r. H Fielding. ■ “ What does lie want? Can’t he send ■ a message by yau?” H “ Please, sir, he says lie can’t; he must ■ see you.” ■ >“ Well, show him up,” said Fielding. ■ And the next moment a lad of about H welve years entered the room. ■ He was a short, shambling lad, with H a fierce, rough head of hair, large, star- Hing, blue eyes, and not too clean hands Hand face, both of which worked ner and hung close around his figure. ” Wh cli of you is the doctor,” asked ■ lie boy. H “ I am,” replied Fielding. "What do mi want, my boy?” “ Here is a note for you,” said the at the same time handing over ■i carelessly folded half sheet of pa H Fielding took the paper and read it, Hii'l then passed it to me. It ran as fol- Hmvs "Dear Fielding: I’m worse and S^worse —in fact, I have only to be a little so, and I shall be much l etter. In words, [ am about making a farc- BHoll b nv "ii this world's great theatre. and see the fall of the curtain. performance is entirely for my Do come, old fellow ; Charon show you the way. “Yours, Arthur Burdon." !§■ - D is as I feared." said Fielding. |||Hi>f emirs • I must go. Will you ac- me?” HHAs Burton was an old friend of mine, once consented, and in a very few m the street, following youthful guide. “Where does Burdon live?” I in quired. “ This is more than 1 know,” replied Fielding; “although we have been on friendly terms for so many years, he lias never told me his address. lie has all his letters sent to iiis music pub lisher’s. ! think lie resides somewhere ill Westminster.” “ And this boy Charon, as he calls him —is he his son ?” “That I can’t say; this is the first ime 1 have either seen or heard of the oung gentleman.” “ Burdon must have made money.” “ Undoubtedly. His songs are always successful, added to which he is a good man of business, and retains a right in all he does. Then, again, he is so care ful, almost too careful, with his money. So I thir.k there can be little doubt about his being well off." “ Do you know his family ?” 11 No; 1 have questioned him a good deal lately on that point, for I could see that he was breaking up, but lie would never answer. He seems to have a morbid fear ol poverty.” < Jur conversation was interrupted at this point by our young guide stopping at a small, dirty-looking house. Draw ing a whistle from his pocket, he blew on it shrilly, and then did a breakdown on the grating over the area. These signals had the desired effect of bring ing an old, withered crone to the street door, who was, without exception, the ugliest specimen of humanity I ever beheld. In one hand she held a thin, consumptive-looking candle, which she shaded from the wind in a such a man ner as to throw its light fully upon her own hideous features. She placed her self in the doorway so that we could not pass, and glared at us with her pale, filmy eyes, and murmured and moaned in a terrible manner. “ Don’t mind old Sycorax,” said the boy; “ she won’t hurt because she can’t; she would if she could.” As he spoke he shoved the woman on one side and led the way up stairs into a small room, the walls of which were entirely covered with hooks. On a low couch opposite a small fire, lay Arthur Burdon, his thin, white hand working nervously with the coverlet, his eyes closed, and his lips moving slowly as he murmured the lines of a love song. The noise of our entering caused him to start, and turning round with a faint smile, he held out his hand to Fielding, saying: " Well Fielding, old hoy, ‘the anchor is weighed,’ but you are not alone.” “ Oh, yes ; I see. llow are you, old fellow?” said Burdon; but I saw by his manner that lie was displeased at my being there, so, making some excuse, I prepared to leave the room. “Don’t go, old fellow,” said Burdon. “ I confess 1 did not want you at first, hut now you have come, I would rather you stay. You and I have always been friends, so you may as well see the end ; besides, you might do me a favor.” I hastened to assure him that any thing 1 could do lor him I would dowitli pleasure. "Now let me see what 1 can do,” said Fielding, feeling his pulse. “ I can tell you the exact amount,” replied Burdon, with a faint smile; “ You can do—nothing.” T looked in my friend’s face and saw that Burdon was right. “ You see I know what is coming—-I have felt it creeping on these six months or more. I was certain nothing could stop it, and, as you see, I was right. I have no fear of death—the only regret T have is for poor little Charon there.” “ Is he your son ?” “No; 1 found him shivering on a doorstep some eleven years ago. I don’t think he could have been much more than eighteen months old. I had just lost my dog at the time, and felt lonely, and he, poor little wretch, looked so lonely too, that it struck up a sort of sympathy between us, and I brought him home.” “ But why on earth did you call him Charon ?” “ Because he was son of Erebus and Nox, at least be was found in the night, and I don’t know who his parents were ?” “ What do you want us to do for this boy?” “ Bring him up. Please to hand me that paper. Thanks. This is my will, whereby 1 leave Charon property to over the amount of five thousand pounds. 1 want you fellows to become executors, if you will, and see that the little imp is cared for. You will? I thank you; till in the names and I will sign. There, thank goodness that is over. You can alter his name when 1 am gone to any thing you like. You must take care of him for my sake.” “Have you no relations?” we asked. “None! You have often asked me for my history, Fielding, and now that i am so near my end you shall have it. Now don’t stop me, old fellow ; 1 know what you would say—l must not excite myself to talk much. You see I am almost as good a doctor as you are, hut I feel that 1 cannot last another day, and as a few hours cannot make much difference, 1 prefer dying my own way. I may as well keep my mind employed as not, so sit, old fellows, and listen to what no one has heard but yourselves.” We took our seats on each side of the couch, and Burdon commenced his history. Six and twenty years ago I was a clerk in a merchant's office. I can’t say I liked the business, but stuck to it and got on, for 1 loved my master’s daugh ter, ami hoped by hard work one day to be able to make her mine. 1 was an orphan with neither kith or kin to look after me, but the love I bore Milly kept me quiet and industrious. I rose step by step in the office, and Mr. Bruce, the merchant, was never tired of sounding my praise. All went on happily until he discov ered that I loved his daughter, and then his passion knew no bounds. I need not enter into the particulars. 1 was turned from his house, but not alone, for Milly and 1 had been secretly mar ried three months before. We took a quiet little lodging in the suburbs, and 1 went every day into the city in hopes of getting another situa tion. I had a little money that I had saved, on which we lived —lived, oh f so happily, that even at this distance it seems a heavenly dream too bright for earth. Milly was always trustful that her father would relent, and I always believed that I should soon obtain an other appointment; but we were both An Independent Paper—Devoted to Literature, Mining, Commercial, Agricultural, General and Local News. FROST BURG, ALLEGANY COUNTY, MARYLAND, SATURDAY, JANUARY (I, IB7L - deceived. Time rolled on; our little capital was almost gone, our hopes almost exhausted, out our love bloomed as fresh as ever. 1 tried literature and made a few pounds, but my manuscripts but too often came back without being read; still 1 struggled on, and wrote several songs which had a certain amount of success, arid once more hope seemed to beam upon us. Milly—He iven bless her!—fancied that I should soon become famous, that all England would ring with my name, and then her father would be able to forgive us. What might have happened had I not met with such misfortunes Heaven alone knows—-1 cannot sav; but in the midst of this blight happi ness my wife was taken ill—it was con sumption. I worked hard day and night to procure the necessary medi cines and food for her; I wrote to her father, but received no reply ; 1 went from publisher to publisher hawking my songs about, selling them almost for anything to buy bread. Oh 1 how they ground me down 1 Men who had had successful songs from me, now that they saw me in poverty, cut down the prices until starvation was close upon me. One afternoon—l shall never forget it—l left poor Milly in bed—she could not rise—and I went to seek for work. 1 called at her father's but was turned from the door. I wandered about from one place to another, but all my efforts were fruitless ; I could not gain a penny. Heart broken and weary, f turned homeward ; I had not money to buy even a loaf of bread. Several times I paused as a well dressed man ap proached me, and determined to beg ; but the words choked me, and they passed on without noticing my distress. When they had passed I was ashamed of having thought of begging, and yet angry with myself that 1 had not done so. I was standing at the corner of a street, thinking what I should do, for 1 could not go home to Milly—my poor, hungry, sick wife—empty handed, when 1 received a hearty slap on the shoulder, and turning round, saw Gilden, the music publisher. “Well, Burden,” he cried, “you don’t seem happy. You look as pleasant as if you bad lost half a crown and found sixpence.” “Happy!” I exclaimed; “happy! with a wife dying of consumption and —and starvation 1” “ Dear me 1 that’s very sad ; why don't you work 1” “ Work 1 I have sought it far and near; I have done everything, but without success.” “ The music trade is bad, and no mis take; but still l think something might be done. Your songs have gone pretty well. Now what time would it take you to write me four songs?” “ That all depends upon what sort you want.” “ They must be strongly bacchana lian—fast, full of life—you understand.” “ Yes.” “ And I must have them the first thing in the morning.” “ That is a short time.” “ Ii is, but ready money, you know.” “Under those terms I agree.” “ Very well, then ; there is the price ; you know the music trade is very bad at present; 1 can’t give much, so we will say two pounds for the lot.” “What I” I exclaimed, “only two pounds for the four songs ? W hy, you gave more for one.” “Things were different then; two pounds for the four songs, and half a sovereign in advance; I can’t give a penny more.” “As he spoke he drew half a sover eign from his pocket and held it invit ingly between his thumb and finger. The sight of the money was too tempt ing, so 1 agreed to write the songs. “Mind 1 have them early to-morrow,” he said. “If you do not bring them down by ten, I shall send for them.” I hurried away to purchase food for my wife, and also to procure her some medicine. I bought a roll and ate it, so 1 could tell her that I had dined out, for I needed all the money for her. Among the things I bought was some brandy, the doctor having ordered Milly to drink it. Loaded with these poor things, which looked to me like heaps of riches, I hurried homeward.” Door Milly, when I leached her bed side and showed her what 1 had brought, met me with a smile of patient love that nearly broke my heart. She tasted a little food and drank a small glass of weak brandy and water, and then fell into a light sleep. Illness, at the best of times, is terrible; but when we sit alone and see all we love lading fast, the disease aided by want, to see the thin pale face, so like death in life, to know that before long even the sad pleasure of attending on it will be lost —this is indeed awful. As I sat watch ing and thinking I became desperate ; my brain seemed on fire and my mouth was parched. Seizing the brandy bot tle, I poured out a large glass of spirit and drank it oft'. It steadied my nerves and I sat down to commence my songs. For some time 1 could gain no thoughts ; the dull silence of the night, broken only by the heavy breathing of my wife, and a low purring sound that rattled at her chest, palled upon me, the thin, wedge-like face, half in shade, that reposed on the pillow ; the ghost like hand that lay so still, stretched out on the coverlet—all seemed to crush me. How, with such things around me, could I write of mirth, drink and ollity ? 1 pressed my hands over my eyes, and the hot tears fo.ced themselves through my fingers, i grew hysterical. I felt ss if 1 could have screamed with laughter. I could not wiite, but the songs must be done, or I should not get the money. In hope of gaining more calmness I drank more brandy. Glass after glass of the fiery fluid I poured down my throat. 1 felt mad; 1 was not tipsy, but delirious. 1 could hear the rattle of glassses, the merry shouts of laughter; strange tunes, such as would have suited orgies in praise of Bacchus, rang in ray head. I seized my pen and wrote rapidly. Some fiend seemed whispering the words to me, they were so full of recklessness and abandonment. My candle burned out, but I contin ued writing by the cold grey light of daybreak that came slanting over the housetops. At last my task was done, and springing up I hastened to my wife, to tell her my success and to cheer her with the assurance that these wild songs would make my name. I felt my Flood ruahing through my veins as I leaned over to kiss her; our lips met, hut I started back with a wild cry of terror —she was dead ! As he spoke, Burdon stretched forth his thin hands and closed his eyes, as if to shut out the painful memory, but the tears that rolled slowly down his hollow cheeks showed the intensify of his agony. I do not remember anything after that for some weeks, he continued, af ter a short pause. W lien I recovered she was gone. I had never kissed her dear dead lips. It was some time before I was able to crawl out, but orders for songs poured in thick and fast. Mv last songs had been a success; their wild dissolute tone had suited the young fools with money, and had become a small mine of wealth to the publisher. Years have passed since then, but from that time I have never written a song of that kind, although large sums have been offered me. I hate them. Day and night I hear them buzzing in my ears. Scarcely awe k passes but I hear one of them shouted in my ears by some drunken wretch as lie staggers home, and then the whole of that terri ble night of misery comes back tome. They are devils that have haunted me night and day ; they have made me shun my fellow men: they have made, me live in this seclusion. Day and night I live in terror of hearing them. Sometimes in my dreams I hear Milly singing the first song l gave her, and in the midst of this happiness some devil seems to chant those cursed so* f in praise of wine. Hush! I hear her voice; she sings the song I gave her in those happy days. She is going away ; 1 must follow her. Ilush ! she is singing mo to sleep. Milly ! my own dear Milly ! ****** It was broad daylight when we re gained Fielding’s house. Little Charon was with us, weeping bitterly for the kind friend he had lost. Self-Supporting Wives. Col. Iliggiuson in the Woman'u Journal. For young married women to under take to contribute to the family income is in most cases utterly undesirable, and is asking of themselves a great deal too much. And this is not because they are to be encouraged in indolence, but because they already, in a normal con dition of things, have their hands full. As, on this point, I may differ from some of my associates, let me explain precisely what I mean. As I write there are at work, in other parts of the house, two paper-hangers, a man and bis wife, each forty-five or fifty years of age. Their children are grown up and some of them married ; they have a daughter at home who is able to do (he housework and leave the mother free. There is no possible way of organizing the labors of tlie household so judicious as this ; the married pair work together during tlie day and go home together to their evening rest. A happier couple I never saw ; it is a delight to see them cheerfully at work together, cutting, pasting, hanging; their life (teems like a prolonged industrial picnic, and if I had the luck to own as many palaces as an English duke, I should keep them permanently occupied in putting fresh papers on the walls. But the merit of this employment for the woman is, that it interferes witli no other duty. Were she a young woman witli little children, and obliged by her paper-hanging to neglect them, or to leave them at a “day-nursery,” or to overwork herself by combining all her duties, then tlie siglit of her would be very sad. So sacred a tiling does motlieraood seem to me, bo paramount and absorbing tlie duty of a mother to her child, that in a true state of society I think she should be utterly free from all other duties— even, if possible, from the ordinary cares of housekeeping. If she has spare health and strength to do these other things as pleasures, very well; but she should be relieved from them, as duties. And as to self-support, I can hardly conceive of an instance where it can he to the mother of young children anything but a calamity. Anecdote of Handel. Handel was one of tlie most humor ous of mortals, and at the same, time one of the most irritable. His best jokes were perpetrated frequently dur ing his most violent bursts of passion. Having occasion to bring out one of liis oratorios in a provincial town of England, he began to look about for such material to complete his orchestra and chorus as tlie place might afford. One and another was recommended, as usual, as being a splendid singer, a great player, and so on. After a while such as were collectable were gathered to gether in a room, and after prelimina ries, Handel made his appearance, puff ing, both arms lull ot manuscripts. “ Gentlemen,” quoth ho. “ you all read manuscripts?" “Yes, yes,” responded from all parts of tlie room. “We play in church,” added an old man behind a violoncello. “ Very well, blay dis," said Handel, distributing tlie parts. This done, and a fow explanations de livered, Handel retired to a distant part of the room, to enjoy the effect. The stumbling, fumbling and blundering that ensued is said to be indescribable. Handel's sensitive ear and impetuous spirit could not long brook the insult, and clapping his hands to his ears, lie ran to the old gentleman of the violon cello, and shaking his list furiously at the terrified man and the instrument, said, “ You blay in do church! —very well—you may blay in de church—for we read, tlie Lord is long-sutß ring, of great kindness, forgiving iniquity, trans gression and sin ; you shall blay in de church, but you shall not blay for me!” and snatching together his manuscript, he rushed out of the room, leaving his astonished performers to draw their own conclusions. The marble quarries of Vermont are literally mines of wealth. Over a thou sand men are emp wed, and many of tho mills where ilie sawing is done is valued at SIOO,OOO. The marble is sold at prices ranging from $1.50 to sl4 per cubic foot. Tue Dubuque farmer who, in addi tion to his profits from produce, lias made, this season, nearly two thousand dollars by the sale of honey, has de rived as much from mer beeiiig as from acutual doing. Farm ami Garden. Chicken Cholera. —The symptoms of chicken cholera, as, known in the West, are a dropping of the wings and a ruffled appearance of the feathers, those of the head particularly seeming to stand out instead of laying close over each other as in health. The comb and wattles become dark, and tlie fowl mopes along in some .corner, or remains on tlie roost. When disturbed, it moves at first with reluctance, and a heavy de jected gait. Yet once aroused it seems much alarmed, and hurries out of the way with a wild and crazy stare. When alone again it resumes its quiet, moping attitude, with wings slightly drooped, and neck contracted, so as to tiring the j head back near the body. It usually refuses food, but its thirst seems un quenchable. Discharges from the bowels are frequent and of a green color, streaked with white and straw color, and the crop is distended with a dark, watery and very nauseous fluid, which runs from the mouth when it is held up by its legs. The course of tlie disease is from two days to a week ; some live ten days or more, while a few are carried off in less titan two days from the ap pearance of the first, symptoms. .Some die as it they were strangled, and oth ers, as if from mere exhaustion. I believe, from observations made during the past year, that this disease is entozoic in its character. The varia tions in symptoms and manner of death in different fowls—which arc due per haps, to the variations in point of at tack by the parasites, as lungs, liver, heart, or other vital organs—and the great variety of substances which appear to prove efficient in arresting tlie spread of the disease, are very strong indica tions that entozoa are the cause of the trouble. Frequent dissections of dis eased fowls, as mentioned in a late number of tlie Poultry Bulletin, have given evidence of the same tiling. Soon alter that article was written, another case of cholera occurred The drink ing vessels were immediately sup plied witli alum water. The sick bird was placed in an apartment alone where he could get neither food nor drink. The discharges from the bowels were as above described, and iii a short time lie was so weak as to be scarcely able to stand. A piece of alum the size of a small hazel nut was given, and the next day lie was fed a little wheal bread soaked in curds. He was kept on this diet for nearly two weeks, having been twice during that time well dustad with sulphur. By the end of the second week liis appetite began to improve, and lie was then allowed, for a change, pie cruses and wheat bran soaked in curds ; but not a drop of water did lie get during that time, not a spear of grass or any other green food. In about three weeks he was considered well enough to be turned out, since which time lie has continued to improve. His comb and wattles now have their natural color, and lie is looking nearly as sleek and fat as ever and crows as heartily as any young cock on the place. The course of treatment is not claimed as a certain cure, although in each case in which we have tried it, recovery and not death has been the re sult. There is, therefore, some encour agement for further trial. The disease has thus far, in every instance, cheoked up as soon as the fowls are required to drink alum water. There may, however, be oilier preventives equally efficient— as sulphur, carbolic acid or sulphurous acid. Combinations of sulphurous acid, as the sulphitis of soda, kc.., might also be good. Extensive observation and careful study, with repeated experi ments, will be necessary before any thing like a specific remedy can be determined ; and the object in writing the above has been to direct the atten tion of those interested in poultry breeding to a more careful examination of the subject. P. M. s. Value nf Pototoes as Feed. —A subscriber asks us whether potatoes are worth more than twenty-five cents per bushel for feed. Wo do not think they are worth so much if fed raw, but when cooked we have fed them to stock rath er than sell them at forty cents. Pota toes contain a large percentage of starch (from eleven to twenty-live per cent), and are estimated to be worth more than carrots, and half as much as hay, weight for weight, but if fed raw, much of the starch, which would be utilized if they were cocked, escapes undi gested.—Hearth and Home. Feeding Straie. —Straw, if properly managed, can be made to serve a more profitable purpose than mere littering, or to add bulk to the manure pile. In England, and among tlie English farmers in Canada, most of the bullocks are fed and fattened on straw, with roots and meal. No hay is ÜBed, that being kept lor the horses. Thus a lar ger number of stock can be fed. Straw cut, wetted, and sprinkled with ground feed or oil-meal, will carry cattle very well through the winter. Oat, barley, rye, and wheat straw are proportionately valuable in the order in which they are placed. Pea-straw is more valuable than oat straw. Balky Horses. — Turf, Field and Farm gives the following means of starting a balky horse : “ Take a couple of turns of common wrapping twine, such as grocers use, around the fore leg, .just below the knee, tight enough for the iiorse to feel, and tie in a bow knot. At tlie first cluck he will generally go dancing off', and after going a short dis tance you can get out, remove tlie string, to prevent injury to tlie tendon in your further drive. The philosophy or tlie appliance is something on the same principle as that whereof we once read for preventing liens" from scratch ing up the garden. Put gaffs or spurs on tlie liens, reversing them—instead of the points up, have them pointing downward. Then when the hen lifts a leg to scratch, as it decends the point of the spur catches in the ground, placing that foot forward; and the stroke with the other leg is attended with like results, until the hen walks herself out of the garden.” Hints for the Housewife. Howto Judge Poultry. —We give a fow general rules by which tho age of fowls of all descriptions can be judged. In following these rules no reasou need be assigned by any grocer, much less housekeeper, for purchasing other than good, wholesome and tender fowls. If a hen's spur is hard, and the scales on the legs rough, she is old, whether you see her head or not, but her head will corroborate your observation. If the under bill is so stiff that you cannot bend it down, and the comb thick and rough, leave her, no matter how fat and plump, for some one less particular. A young lii'ii has only the rudiments of spurs; the scales on the legs are smooth, glossy and fresh colored, whatever the color may be; the claws tender and short, the nails sharp, the under bill soft, and the comb thin and smooth. An old lien turkey has rough scales on the legs, callosities on the soles of the feet, and long, strong claws; a young one the reverse of all those marks. The old turkey cock has along tuft or beard, a young 011 c but a sprout ing otic; and when they are off, the smooth scales on the legs decide the point, besides the difference in size of tlie wattles of the neck and in the elas tic shoot upon the nose. An old goose when alive is known by the rough logs, the strength of the wings, particularly at the pinions, the thickness and strength of the bill, and the fineness of the feathers ; and when plucked, is known by the legs, the ten derness of the skin under the wings, by the pinions and the bill, and the coarseness of the skin. Ducks are distinguished by the same means, but there is this difference, that a duckling’s bill is much longer in pro portion to the breadth of its iiead than the old duck’s. A young pigeon is discovered by its pale color, smooth scales, tender col lapsed feet, and the yellow long down interspersed among its feathers.' A pigeon that can tly has always red colored legs and no down, and is then too old for use. Ground Bice Griddle Cake. —Boil a quart of milk ; rub smooth a teaspoon ful of ground rice, in a gill or two of cold milk, and stir it into the boiling milk ; add a little salt, and while it is scalding hot stir in Hour enough to make the right thickness for baking. When cool, add a teacup of yeast and four eggs. Let it rise light. To Remove Mildew* —Wet the elotli which contains the mildew with salt water; rub it well witli white soap, then scrape some fine chalk to powder, and rub it well into the cloth ; lay it out on tho grass in the sunshine, watching it, to keep it damp with soft water. Re peat the process the next day, and in a few hours the mildew will all disappear. Ointment for Chapped Hands. —Take sweet oil, 3 ounces; spermaceti, 4 ounces, and pulverized camphor, one ounce. Mix them together in a clean earthenware vessel, by the aid of a gen tle heat, and apply it warm to the hands night and morning. Another very good ointment for chapped hands is made with a little, fresh newly churned butter and honey. To Remove Stains from Broadcloth. — Take one ounce of pipeclay, that lias been ground fine, and mix it with 12 drops of alcohol, and the same quantity of spirits of turpentine. Whenever you wish to remove any stains from cloth, moisten a little of this mixture and rub it in on the spots. Let it re main till dry, then rub it off with a woolen cloth, and the spots will dis appear. Quaker Plum Pudding. —Take slices of light bread, spread thin with butter, and lay in a pudding-dish layers of this bread and raisins, till within an inch of the top. Add five eggs, well beaten, and a quart of milk, and pour over the pudding ; salt and spice to taste. Bake it twenty or twenty-five minutes, and eat witli liquid sauce. Before using tho raisins, boil them in a little water, ami put it all in. X Mathematical Cobbler. The following curious history of a mental prodigy is extracted from an article in the New York Evening Post: Another case was that of a cobbler, living in London, England, who worked at his trade from morning till night. He was a man of very inferior powers in all respects but one—in resolving problems in figures he was unri<’alled. He made his talent of use to himself hy exacting a small charge for exhibit ing it, keeping in his stall a black-board and a piece of chalk. Any one who paid him three pence might give him any problem in figures he chose. The cobbler would take tlie chalk and write down the solution on the instant. For a shilling he would . nswer questions for an hour. He would multiply long rows of figures hy each other apparently without a moment's reflection, dealing as rapidly and unerringly with fractions and fractions of fractions as with in tegers, and would set down the equiva lent in a simple fraction of any number of compound ones the moment he had read them. Being asked how many 1 Is. 7jd. there were in £10,987,353, he replied immediately, “Well, there will he a remainder—ro much (writing down the figures), and them's the figures for answer” (jotting them down as fast as his fingers could move). Not the least curious feature in the cobbler’s .case was tlie fact that he seemed to have no intelligible notion of the means by which 110 produced his results; at any rate, if he had, lie was quite unable to give any explanation of them. He was invited to give a lecture at a mechanics’ institute on mental arithmetic, and proud enough he was to accept the invitation. He was fitted up in decent, second-hand apparel, and he went with his long black-board and chalks. Most astonishing things he certainly did in the calculating way, de taining tlie audience to a late hour, as ho performed one marvel after another. But neither by close attention or exact ing questions could there be gained the least inkling of the processes that were passing so rapidly in his mind. He had no information to give. It was utterly impossible for him to teach others what was as easy to himself as breathing. His replies to questions put not only betrayed great irritation, but were vague, confused, and contradictory. An Indianapolis paper thus sums uj> tho divorce market : “ Brisk competi tion among the lawyers has brought down the price of divorces very low in this market. We quote: “Common separation, sls; small alimony, $25 ; large alimony. S3O to SIOO. There are but few of the latter in the mar ket. General business good and in creasing.” Editors and Proprietors. NUMBER 15. llypocliondrical. I bear about by day and night The most acute of maladies: To picture it in black and whlto The object of this ballad is. Permit me. gentle reader, please. To breathe in your auricular: T suffer from the fell disease Called nothing in particular. To render it the mere intense. And nearly unendurable. My 1< >ctor says, in confidence, Tis totally incurable. My mind has threatened, ere to-day. To lose its perpendicular. And faH a melancholy prey l'o nothing in particular. —London Fun. Wit and Wisdom. Toilers of the see—Opticians. Mere matter of form—Fitting a dress. Nature’s optics must be her i’s-in glass. It takes all our learning to he simple. —Archbishop Usher. The coming Ocean Ferry from France to America—dules. Highiirawlics—The long-drawn ac cents of fashionable swells. Query for Spiritualists—Aro low spir its less than medium sighs? The champion reaper which secures the largest harvest—Advertising. Truth is as impossible to he soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. Every man who goes out West re turns with his story of an arrow escape. Avoid slang, my son; don’t say a “swell” when it’s as well to say some thing else. The poorest education that teaches self control is bettor than the best that neglects it. It is the ordinary way of the world to keep folly at the helm and wit under the hatches. Spare no pains in beautifying your homes and improving the roads that lead to them. AVlia t would a pig do who wished to build himself a habitation? Tioaknot in his tail, anil call it a pig’s-tie. All fears of the cholera from Russia seem to have subsided; Alexis only brought the Iloopenkoff with him. Tennessee hires out convicts to work on railroads, which looks like offering a premium for them to make, tracks. A wise man looks upon men as lie does on horses; all their caparisons of title, wealth, and place he considers hut as harness. Griee knits two hearts in closer bonds than happiness ever can ; and common suffering is a far stronger link than common joy. Wiio is wise? lie that learns from everyone. Who is powerful ? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. When Plato was told that he had many enemies who spoke ill of him, he replied: “Itis no matter ; 1 shall live so that none will believe them.” It is said that to flatter people effect ively you must know wliut they are, what they think they are, and what they want other people to think they are. When you see a young man with a good deal of religion displayed in his shop-window, you may depend upon it he keeps a very small stock of it within. Trying to do business without adver tising is like winking at a pretty girl through a pair of green goggles. You may know what you are doing, but no body else does. “ We have no room for all this,” said our night-editor, glancing despairingly at a two-column obituary, “it musf be cut down to a proper die-mention.”— New York World. A little girl from Schenectady, after noticing for some time the glittering gold filling in her aunt’s front teeth, exclaimed : “ Aunt Mary, I wish I had copper-toed teeth like yours I” Bergh After the “ Great Showman.” From tl)-' New York Sun, Dec. 9. On Thursday Mr. Bergh visited the show at the rink. Bergh and Barnum have met before, und fierce have been the battles between them. Barnum would insist upon feeding his reptiles upon live pigeons and rabbits, and Bergh vowed that he should not. Bergh had the Sun to back him, and won, hut Barnum sent his reptiles over to New Jersey, and there fed them as he pleased. The humanitarian had not got two yards beyond the entrance be fore he was spotted, and offers of re served seats were made by one of the officials ; but Mr. Bergh had paid his half dollar and was independent. All the live animals were visited and their cages inspected. The great African eland was found in a small cavern without room to turn around, and the sacred Burmo-e hull was in alike pre dicament. The royal Abyssinian lions, the South African tigers and leopards were found better located, and they ap peared better contented. A fierce spot ted hyena attracted Mr. Bergh’s atten lion. Ho was chained down within eight inches of the floor of liis cage. In the next compartment was a beautiful ly marked leopard, ami the hyena had torn down a portion of the wooden par titions to enable him to scrape an ac quaintance with his neighbor. Long nails had been driven through the par tition to keep off the hyena. Mr. Bergh requested that the chain might he lengthened so as to allow the beast to stand upright. It appeared that the animal sometimes got ugly, and was then chained down. The ant-eaters anil the happy family were then in spected, and their treatment and lodg ings were approved of. Altogether, Mr. Bergh thought the animals were well cared for, though confined in smaller cages than were needful. The circus was also visited, and a bare-hack rider nearly came to grief for lashing his horse, a splendid grey, over the nose with the but of his whip. Ho had a little boy in his arms, four years old, a poor little mass of what appeared to the spectator flexible india robber by the manner in which he was twisl,cd about. This rider will be watched, and if he treats his nng in the same manner that part of the performance will be abruptly closed and the noble equestri an will lie hauled off some cold night in his fleshings and lodged in the York ville ice cellar.