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‘i ii 11 w--j*. w■urn'**.* ■ * - - I—T-... 1 — T -... -- i-mm . ' V. H. WALKER & J. B. ODER, VOLUME I. I>anie Mature. Men wiy he in a prie?tew, ntern and fair. Perfect in beauty, and ensphered with calm . Her rapt eye* (lifted heavenward, unaware Of discord in Creation’s happy psalm. I know her as a kindly, ancient dame. Benign and garrulous through all the year Full of content, amid all change the same. Gladdening the seasons with her great good cheer. No goddess, lofty in fidelity. But busy, happy, friendly with all men . Wise and loquacious, innocently free. Telling of what shall he and what has been ‘■'he has unnumbered sectets in her care ; She screens her mysteries with sound and sight: . Yet half reveals their meaning every where. And hints it In the sunsets every night. She in a tender mother in the spring ; She pete each little leaf and blade of grass ; She teaches brooks and rivers how to sing. And loads the winds with blessings as they pass. And not less tender when the weary year Lies down and dies amid the withered leaves She hath no more the treasures held so dear. Yet keeps her quiet patience, while she grieve?. Daily, in trustful, kind simplicity. She shows to men her beauty's excellence. Willing that every human soul should see Upon her happy face God’s evidence. Alike to poor and rich, to dull and wise. She gives her flowers, her sunshine, and her breeze: In every nook sho hides some fair surprise. And leaves no spot unloved on land or sea. l . Would that we all. like her. in rare good-will. Made room for all things in our sympathy ; Content to labor patiently until I God's message, through our lives, is full and free. HAL’S DREAM. A MAINE FAIRY TALK. Poor little Hal really (lid not know what to do with himself. He did not care to read : and Tom was lost in one of Mayne Reid's soul-thrilling tiger hunts, and would not so much ns look at him. He might have put himself in his little bed. and spared himself and the family his restless wanderings about the room, resulting in the occasional thump of a hook knocked from the table, an overturned work-basket, and other catastrophes apt to occur in the erratic course of a small hoy with noth ing to do. But never, while he had the proper spirit, of a boy of eight, would he go to bed before Tom did I So lie bravely fought against liis yawns and general sleepiness; and, throwing him self on the hearth rug, diligently pulled old Crambo's ears: until the warmth ol the fire, and the sweet Strauss waltzes Cousin Kate was softly playing in the next room, fairly overpowered the ob stinate little fellow; and, curled up be side Crambo, his head comfortably pil lowed on the dog’s back, in spite of him self he sunk into a delicious nap ; and this is what lie dreamed : He thought he was perched on a branch of a large tree which stood on the edge of the meadow-pond. It was a tree that he knew well, and a position in which he had frequently found him self; for the children dearly loved the old branches, which so overhung the pond that many of the leaves almost touched the water. The small people used the wonderful tree for all sorts of purposes. In warm weather the swim mer jumped from it into the cool water, and the little girls played house and had "cubby holes” in it, and Hal him self had often read fairy tales there bv the hour. But all this had been in summer, and ! now he satshivering on the hard branch, j wondering why he was there that bitter j cold winter night. He looked up at the ; stars; they seemed cold and cruel: and | the full moon laughed in his face—it 1 was not a pleasant laugh, he thought, j but a very scornful one. Then he j glanceddown upon the solid, silent pond that lay outstretched beneath him, and the poor child shivered again, and pic tured the warm tire at homo, anil tried to move hack on the branch, that he might jump down and run away ; hut he could not stir ; he seemed to he fas tened as if tied hand to foot. He determined to call as loud as he could, thinking possibly some one might hear him, and take him down : and he was preparing to give a good loud scream, when suddenly he heard coming front all parts of the wide meadow, and saw advancing lightly over the snow—now, before I tell what he saw and heard, 1 wish to say that it was nothing reason able ; but one is not responsible for what he seeß and hears in Fairyland arid T'reamland, and Hal was in both : and if this is not a true story, no one can say it is not a true dream—he heard coming from all parts of the meadow, tiny little bells, the sweetest, clearest tones one could fancy ; and he saw wee white horses prancing lightly over the snow, and drawing equipages which were half-sleigh, halt chariot, exquisitely delicate and beautiful. Swiftly dance the little white horses over the snow, and presently the fairy chariots stop hy the very tree where Hal sits, half-breathless with delight, and the fear of being discovered. But the fairies are quite secure. They have no fear of an unbidden guest, so long have they been wont to hold their revels un seen. It was veiy different in the days of old, when at any time they might have been surprised by a mortal straying within their realms. But people rarely now-a-days wander so far in Dreamland that they reach the blessed Fairyland, which lies beyond ; a fact which few know, and which is not taught in the geography, and so many believe there is no Fairyland at all. There are, how ever, other truths not to be found in geography, and 1 would advise all my little friends to believe there is a Fairy land now. just as much as there ever was. Hal was amazed to see the fairies coming so genteelly in their carriages, instead of flying or floating through the air, or rising up suddenly out. of the ground, us all fairies he ever heard of invariably did. But he concluded that this mode of progression must be a pe culiarity ot the Maine fairies, of whom he had never read a word, and he was consequently quite ignorant of their habits; then, too, the fairies in his books lived hundreds of yeat sago, while these were modern ones, and, naturally enough, lairy fashions would be apt to change in a thousand years or so. He watched intently, and saw them one by one step from their chariots, and such dazzling, radiant little people he had never imagined. They looked like pictures he had seen of brave knights and fair ladies of old times, only so tiny. The knights wore cloaks glitter ing with gems, and swords that looked like rays of light, ar.d the trains of the fairy ladies sparkled in the moonlight. Hal was gratified to observe that their toilets were not at all modem, for, it must be confessed, the idea of the car riages failed to strike him agreeably, and he almost feared to see a chignon on some wee lady's head. But no such sad trial awaited him. The fairies were not destitute ol a correct appreciation of what was due to the memory of their ancestors, and their silvery, glis ening locks fell unbound and free as in tbe time of Cinderella and the beloved , fairy godmother. He thought it very droll to see them airily shaking out their robes, laughing lightly, and chatting like real people, except their voices were so high and thin that at first he shivered to hear them speak. When the musicians seated them selves. Hal grew impatient to hear what sort of music they would make on in struments no bigger than the end of bis little finger. But not a note sounded, and though the fairies were walking about the pond—their dancing-hall— they all seemed waiting for some one; and an usher, holding an icicle lor a wand, stood looking strenuously expo • i tant. Once more Hal heard the sweet jing ling of fairy-bells, and dashing over the meadow came a chariot of carved ice, gleaming with the ever changing hues of the opal. In a moment out sprang a fairy, head and shoulders above the others, and he looked so grandly royal, Hal thought he must be a king, as indeed he was—the King ot the North Pole! His cloak glittered as the trees do in the winter sunshine, when their branches are coated with ice. His hair was of the brightest yellow, and n crown of rare jewels encircled his brow, on which shone a silvery star. The company advanced and made obeisance, as the usher announced “Ilis Majesty, Arcticus, King of the North Star and Polar Star, and of all snow-fairies far and near !’’ While King Arcticus graciously ac knowledged the salutations of thin branch of his subjects whom ho had never before visited, the leader of the orchestra ordered the overture to the opera of the “ Aurora Borealis," and lovely music as it was 1 It sounded like that which the wind brings autumn nights, although not sad, like wind music, but brilliant and joyous; and then it would have odd, strange, fitful tones coming suddenly, like gleams of light. The musicians played faster and faster, and changed into dance music so merry and mad that the sound of it almost whirled Ifal off his bough. No one danced, however. Hal imagined a lovely young princess must bo coming; for, although all were beautiful, he saw no one fair enough to dance with King Arcticus. Presently he held his breath, enchant ed to see the fairest, daintiest, tiniest creature, reclining in a crystal car drawn by snow birds. She smiled a faint, cold smile as the throng surrounded her. The gallant Arcticus, bowing till his plumes of frozen fountain sprays swept the ice, said : “Will her Highness the PrincessKragi la permit me to assist her from her car? llal was surprised that she did not appear more gratified at Arcticus's coin tesy; she seemed really indiflirent to it, and cast a rapid, searching glance upon those who were watching her so proudly. For Fragila was dearly loved by her subjects, and now they were prouder than ever before of her beauty since Arcticus had left his glorious pal ace at the tip top of the North Pole, and his magnificent villa in the North ■ Star, and his vast glacier estates, to come i to her small tributary realms, and a.-k her to be his queen. It is a peculiarity of dynasty in the North Pole that its members always do their own wooing, instead of sending an embassy for that purpose, as is the fashion of some other potentates. Hal was in cctacies of wonder and de light. as the king and Fragila opened the hall and floated over the ice in tlie Crystal Quadrille. Hal had heated of a color called ! “ moon-on-thc-lakohe fancied Fra- j gila's robes must he moon-on-thc-snow he could think of nothing else so sil very and so soft. Now, all the fairies were dancing, and they flew so fast that it made him dizzy to watch them. Ho then anil there discovered the cause of the sharp biting wind, which frequently before had blown straight across the meadow. It was the snow-fairies waltzing—nothing i hut that. During the intervals between the dances, lie had time to notice the man ners ol tliose small people. He saw, wonderingly, that Fragila was still sad, while Areticus grew more and more de voted to her; and that many of the fairies seemed trying to gain the favor of the royal guest. The old usher bowed, when he drew near, till all his joints cracked, and sounded like the snapping of glass when water freezes in it. Hal could have laughed out at this, had his at tention not been drawn to a new comer—a prince who would have been as handsome as Areticus, if he had looked as smiling and happy. His dress was the loveliest pale rose color, with a slight golden tint—the shade snow often assumes at Hunset—and his cloak floated about him like a rosy cloud. He drew near, and looked sternly at Areticus and sadly at Fragila. A faint rose tinge appeared on her cheek. Hal thought that it was a blush, hut it may have been the reflection of the prince's cloak. The herald speedily shouted, " llis Highness Prince Hosius!” and the fairies saluted him ; but they did not bow so low by as much as half an inch, as they had bowed before Arcticus, and a half inch on a man's nose or a fairy’s bow is considerable. Hal soon learned that the colder the land the nobler the family of these fairy magnates, and that Arcticus was king of them all; but the high honor he paid Fragila was like many another honer, a burthen to the bearer, for she loved Prince Rosius. Poor little Princess! .She must marry to please her Prime Minister, and not her own heart. Hal thought if he were Fragila he would want them both, and if he could have but one, he could not possibly tell which he would choose. Such a silly thing some of the fairies did ! Everybody knows that a snow- An Independent Paper—Devoted to Literature. Mining. Commercial, Agricultural, General and Local News. FROSTBURG, ALLEGANY COUNTY, MARYLAND, SATURDAY, MARCH 9, 1872 fairy cannot leel cold ; and yet because Arcticus reigned over the coldest of all countries, some o‘ these tributary princesses thought they would find fa vor in his sight by pretending to suffer from cold when he approacued, imply ing that His Majesty conveyed about with him wherever he went an atmos phere of extraordinary and aristocratic frigidity, which conduct on the part of the fairies was so snobbish it was almost human. Prince Hosius, not over anxious to please Arcticus, and seeing the fool ish courtiers politely trying to screw themselves up into a shiver land very funny work they made of it, for they did not understand the first principles of a shiver) scornfully remarked: “On the contrary, / am oppressed by the unusual heat, and shall soon go north to my residence, if the weather continues to be so unpleasantly warm.” Warm in the presence of His Majesty , Arcticus, of the North Pole The trembling courtiers shrank from the prince, appalled. Arcticus spoke, hut not to pronounce upon Hosius some fearful doom. “ It affords us deepest pleasure," said the king, “to meet one who is fearless enough to speak the truth.” The fairies, seeing that nothing ter rible was going to happen to Rosius. approached him again without being compromised. He had spoken the truth, for. being distantly connected with the glad spirits of the sunshine, he was unlike any other snow-fairy, capa ble to a slight degree of experiencing the sensations of neat and cold ; but he was far too wretched to be comforted by a fine speech, and gazed sorrowfully upon liis beloved Fragila. The orchestra began the Iceberg Galop, and as Arcticus was about to dance with Fragile, Rosius stepped before him, and, seizing the princess, whirled her away ! The courtiers stood aghast. The orches tra dared not go on, after so direct an insult to His Majesty. Arcticus frowned: but, knowing that Rosius was brave and noble, and had ever before been more winning and courtly in manner than any prince in all Fairyland, the wise, good king forgave him this burst of the fiery nature which came from his remote sun-spirit ancestor, and bade him draw near. Rosius came, and Fragila, and the fairies gathered around to listen to the roval words. Arcticus, taking Rosius by the hand, led him to Fragila. “ Do you love each other, my chil dren?” “ Like twin snow Bakes, gracious king !” Arcticus raised his noble head, and, standing proudly erect among his de voted subjects, Baid : “ Know that we of the North Pole aro never ungenerous. Take thy dear Fra gila, Prince Rosius; and thou, fairest child, though thou will not be our queen, yet thou shalt rule our palace. Come.” The magic chariot of carved ice ap peared, and Arcticus, Fragila and Rosius Hew joyously toward the North Star. Beneath Hal’s tree, an old fairy dowa ger, who was, perhaps, a bit of a gossip, remarked to the usher that she hud always been extremely desirous to ascer tain the real cause of the peculiar yel low color of the king’s hair. The usher made no reply, but continued to bow reverently in the direction in which the chariot had passed long after it was out of sight. This seemed so absurd that Hal laughed aloud, when instantly the whole multitude of fairies darted to ward him, and he heard a frightful noise, and felt himself falling from the branch, and sinking—sinking —sinking. The terrific noiso was merely Crambo's bark of welcome to his master, who at that moment entered the room, and the sensation of falling was also due to Crambo, who, springing up, uncere moniously removed master Hal’s pillow. “Cousin Kate, won't you please play that tinkling IceDerg Galop?” Everybody laughed at sleepy little Hal, who, with flushed cheeks and tangled hair, was asking for such strange music. But he did not soon forget the delicious fairy tones ho had heard in his I dream, which he privately doubted, it I all seemed so very real to him. An Undesirable Kitchen ttirl. From the Omaha Bee, Feb. i >ne of the most curious c;ises of mania that we have ever heard of came to our notice this morning. A girl about It) years of age, named Johannah, a Swede, hired out as a servant girl in the family of Mr. Hutt, who lives on Thirteenth street. She did her duties well, hut at times exhibited a wildness that did not argue well for the sound ness of her mind. However, as she never did anything out of the way, very little attention was paid to her spells, and finally Mrs. Hint attributed them more to her pcculiarties than to lunacy. Last evening, Mr. and Mrs. Hutt went out to visit a neighbor for a few mo ments, leaving an infant 10 months old in the girl’s care. On their return they found the girl gone, nearly all the dishes in the kitchen broken into frag ments, all the chairs in the dining-room piled on top of each other, and the babe sleeping quietly on the floor under the chairs. 'I hree windows in the parlor were broKcn, the window curtains torn down ami rolled into a bundle and thrown into the yard. The kitchen stove furniture was scattered all over the floor, and the house was full of smoke. All the girl's things were still in the house, and it was evident she had gone off bareheaded and barefooted. This morning she returned to Mr. Hutt’s house, and went about her work as usual, seemingly not knowing that there had been anything wrong. When ques tioned she said she knew nothing about how the breakages came, but was sure she didn't, do it. Of course it wouldn't do to keep her longer in the house, and she was sent to her home across the river. The damage she did, Mr. Hutt says, will not fall short of $l5O. Origin of Klssiug. It is to wine drinking we owe the ori gin of the kiss. After Maecenas caught his wife sucking his finest wines through the bungholo of the barrel with a straw, the custom became gene ral in Rome for the husbands to kiss the lips of their wives that they might, dis cover the qualities of their good la dies’ stolen libations, and Cato, the el der, recommends this plan to the seri ous attention of all careful heads of families. The Steam Sand-Jet. It is said that the steam sand-jet has been applied to wood-engraving, the decoration of marble, and the cleaning of brass eastings. To engrave upon wood with the sand blast, it is necessary to photograph the object to he repro duced upon the prepared surface of the block, and this lieing exposed to the blast with certain precautions, is on graved in a few minutes. It is stated that specimen engravings are soon to to be published, which will afford the public an opportunity of comparing the work done by the sand-jet with hand work. If the claims of those interested in the process are well founded, the in troduction of the new system will great ly reduce the cost of wood-engraving, and perhaps compel our engravers to take more pains with their work. The process cannot compete with hand work in certain directions, and while it may at first glance threaten to encroach upon the interests of engravers, it will very likely prove to be to their advan tage in the end. A Big Tiling for Cattle Men. From the Springfield ltegutrr. The Chicago and Alton Railroad, with its customary enterprise, has pro vided a new car for the express accom modation of the cattle dealers and drovers who ship eastward over its line. It is the stock dealers’ sleeping coach, and is one of the “ biggest things” out. These cars are considerably longer than the common freight car or caboose, and are fitted up with comfortable bunks, wash stands, cushioned seats, etc., etc. The bunks can be u turned ui>” during the day, and can be used for dining reading and for all other purposes to which an ordinary car is applicable. These cars are most comfortably fitted up with everything necessary to add to the comfort of the occupants, and are placed on each cattle train destined for the great Eastern markets. They are the best improvement ever made upon our Western roads, ami the cattle dealer who starts upon his long and toilsome journey from here to New York cannot fail to appreciate and en joy them. Risen from the Dead. Mr. Fuss died at Menasha, Win., on on Thursday last, and preparations were made for the burial. The funeral was postponed until Sunday, when the friends of the deceased gathered to do the last sad rite for the departed. Just before the coffin was closed, some of the friends noticed that the supposed corpse was pet spiring quite freely. A physi cian was called in, who proceeded to bleed the man, when the blood flowed, and ho soon came to, and recognized the anxious mourners. lie is now doing well, and is in a fairway of re covery. German Ironclads. The irenclads in building in German yards are to be armed with seven-inch plate only, instean of teu-inch, as was first designed. The turrets alone are to be covered with stronger plates, and are to be armed with two guns each of twenty six centimetres. The engines are fixed at 800 horse power for each vessel, and one at least of these engines is to be made in Germany. In couse quence of the heavy expense incurred by the building of the two great iron clads at] Messrs. Samuda’s the construc tion of German-built vessels will be necessarily delayed. The naval esti mates set apart annually 2,500,000 thalers for new vessels, but Messrs. Sami da’s vessels alone cost over 4,000,- 000 each. They are to be plated with as Htrong armor as the “ King William,” and are expected to be completed before the close of the year 187.1. Infant Candidates for Matrimony. Two juveniles from Illinois, aged res pectively 16 and 14 years, were in Belle vue. lowa, on Monday, inquiring for a Justice. They were referred to the venerable Justice adjoining the telegraph office. Their business be ing made known, which was to get mar ried, after examining the couple the Justice took charge of the intended j bride, and the young bridegroom ab ] sconded. The father of the little lady j has been notified, and it is expected ; that she will soon be taken home. Another Kind of a Leap-Year Party. The Dodgeville, Wis., Chronicle says a young lady of Mifflin sent an invitation by the constable, on Thursday of last j week, to meet her at a justice's office in Mifflin at a leap-year party. The gentle man complied with the invitation, and the meeting was adjourned to meet at Dodgeville at the session of the Circuit j Court, and the gentleman agreed to pay l if he failed to be there. The Uses of Cotton Seed. Front the New Orleans journals we learn that in that city there are six es tablishments with aggegate capital of $1,500,000, engaged in the manufacture of oil and oil cake from cotton seed, the product being 100,000 tons per annum. The oil is extensively used in the manu facture of Boap, and the oil cake is shipped to the plantations for feeding cattle. Vaccine Virus. Physicians and others who wish to send vaccine virus to remote plac es, will be interested in the fact that a crust may bo preserved for months by keep ing it covered with glycerine. Economy being practiced in the Michi gan State Prison, the soup recipe of the institution cannot fail to be of in terest to frugal young wives just begin ning housekeeping. Just take 600 pounds of beef, 2 bushels of onions, 3 bushels of )>otato6s, 14 bushels of tur nips, 50 pounds of barley, 10 )iounds of salt, and 130 gallons of water, and boil them together. This will give you a good meal and you will have enough left for poor pussy. Rosweu. Burt, whocommittedsuicide at Delavan, Wis., recently, did not com mit the deed in a fit of remorse, as was first stated. He was angry at his wife for some cause, and attempted to frighten her by pretending to hang himself. He met with a slight accident in his performance, and succeeeded in f uot only scaring Mrs. Burt, but also in making her a widow. Stained. RT *oß* TKRRY. There are step* upon the §no*. It was ■j>otlew once, and fair . What eatin *ould it know. Floating through the air? Aina! upon the earth. It fluttered and lay low. Forgetful of its birth ; And Hteps are on the anow. There nre *top upon the snow . It is trodden and unclean. Wbat now Khali ever show The wh’teness that hath been? So dreamily and atill. Out of heaven, sailing alow Over forest, field, and hill: But steps are on the snow. There are steps upon the anow . It i* Ktained witn mire and day; When the raina of spring shall flow. Will it wash them all away? Ah ! when the weening rain Drops heavily and alow. It will w:u*h away the stain. And vrush away the onow ! Farm and Harden. Insects.— Nc wis tlip time to prevent canker-worms from ascending the trees, the warm days which often occur this month being favorable for their move ments. Their ascent can be partially prevented by placing around the trunks bands of paper which are to be kept coated with tar. taking care to renew the coating everv few days, or as often as it hardens. Other methods, such as a gutter of tin or lead surrounding the trees, have been used, but the success of all of these contrivances depends upon constant inspection and care. A great many tent-caterpillar's eggs can be destroyed by carefully searching the trees before they commence to develop their leaves; the eggs are attached in rings to the branches near the extremi ties. Sheltering Stock.— experiment made in England shows that one hundred sheep fed under one shelter on twenty pounds of Swedish turnips each per day. at the end of a few weeks had gained three pounds each more than another hundred which were fed twen ty pounds of the same kind of turnips each, but in the open air or field. Five sheep were fed in the open air in No vember, the temperature being at forty four degrees. They consumed ninety pounds of food per day. At the end of ten days they weighod two pounds less than when at first exposed. Five other sheep were then placed in a shed, the temperature being forty nine degrees ; at first they consumed eighty-two pounds per day, then seventy pounds, and at the end of the time they had gained twenty-three pounds. This is proof sufficient of the advantage of sheltering stock in winter. Handling Beet. A Miohigan bee keeper recommend smoking swarms with cotton rags to make them submis sive to handle. By this means he once transferred 300 swarms to new quarters without getting stung. Seed Corn. —Soak doubtful seed corn in chloride of lime and it will come. If you soak seed corn in tar water in which a little copper has been dissolved, the gophers and crows will give it a wide berth. Rye for Milch Cows. —A foreign pa per says : “ When rye is of good quali ty, it certainly constitutes an excellent food for all kinds of stock. Dairy cows, fed daily on five pounds of rye meal and a sufficiency of cut straw, have been found to yield very large quantities of milk. In Holland, which is famous for its excellent butter, rye is a common food for milch cows; and, indeed, gen erally throughout northern and central Europe there exists a great prejudice in favor cf rye as a cattle food as there is a prejudice against it in this coun try.” The Partridge the Agriculturist's Friend. —At a meeting of horticulturists in Illi nois strong ground was taken against the destruction of these birds. To show how useful this bird is it was stated that a flock of partridges were seen running along the rows of corn jußt sprouting, and seeing them engaged in something which was believed to be pulling up the young plants, one of them was killed and its “crop” examined, which was found to contain one cutworm, twonty one striped bugs, and over one hundred chinch bugs. Another member related that he had adopted measures te pro tect the bird, and that they had become so numerous and so tame that hundreds of them, after snow falls, could be seen in his barnyard with the fowls where they were !“d. As a result of their presence upon his premises his wheat crops were unusually abundant, while in many other places not far off the chinch bug and other insects had de stroyed half the crop. Feeding from the Straw Stacks. —A cor respondent of the Toronte Globe says : “ Feeding cattle from the straw stack certainly saves a great deal of trouble, and as long as the best straw can thus be picked over, and the refuse trampled under loot, the stock may do well; but when they come to the upper part of the stack they will not eat halt of it, and as that generally happens towards the end of the winter, just when fod der begins to run short, it then became “ Hobson choice,” and, moreover, from the wilful waste at the commencement, the poor cattle are then compelled to eat this portion up clean, as it is then discovered that fodder will run short. The fact is, such feeding, and from a straw stack, in any case, is a miserable arrangement. The cattle are poor, and infested with vermin almost all winter, and it is June before the old hair is all off: whereas, if stabled, and fed with straw from the barn, less fodder will do by nearly one-tliird, and more manure will be made, and the cattle and stock will look sleek and well at the end of April and beginning of May.” Hints for the Housewife. To Remove Lime Spots from doth. — First use a stiff, dry brush to remove any adhering lime, then rub the spots with a cloth wet in cold vinecar, and dry the garment. To Cleanse Pie Plaits. —Place them in a brass kettle with ashes and cold water, heat the water gradually and boil one hour. Wash in soap suds and rinse in fair water. Cleansiny Jars.—l Stone jars which have become offensive and unfit for use may be rendered perfectly sweet by packing them full of earth, and lettng them stand two or three weeks. Indian Meal Cake.— One pint scalded milk, or a half cup cream, or a pint of sour milk, one teacupfnl of suet chopped fine, a tablesjioonful of sugar, teaspoon ful of salt, six good-sized sweet apples chopped fine, three eggs well beaten, and a small teasjioonfiil of soda. Beat thoroughly, ami bake in a shallow pan. Ijaundry Polish. —Take two ounces of fine white gum arabic powder, put it into a pitcher, and pour on a pint of water; and then having covered it, let it stand all night. In the morning pour it carefully from the dregs into a clean bottle, cork it, and keep it for use. A tablespoonful of this gum water, aided to a pint of starch made in the usual manner, will give to lawns, either wli te or printed, a look of newness, after they are washed. It is excellent as a jiolisb for shirt bosoms and other starched linen. Ham Balls.—Save all the small pieces of boiled ham. such as aro usually thought too |>oor or small to use : chop fine and add as many eggs as there are persons to eat; sprinkle with a little flour; beat together with the chopped ham and make into balls. Fry in hot butter or well clarified drippings to a golden brown. To Boil a Ham. —Boil it three or four hours, according to the size; then take up, skin the wliole, as for the table; stick in over it a dozen cloves ; rub over it half a small cupful of sugar; sprinkle thoroughly with poutided rusk ororacker crumbs, and set into a well heated oven for half an hour. How to Boil Fresh Fish. —A “ traveled gentleman” says the only proper way to boil fresh fish is, after eviscerating it, to sew it up in a linen cloth and plunge it into hot water containing a little salt. When done take it out, and cutting the threads of the cloth down the back of the fish, cut the skin of the fisli, so that in taking off the cloth, the skin comes off with it, leaving the fish “just deli cious"’ Scaling the fish before cooking it, he regards as very bad economy. Welsh Rarebit. —Put into a frying-pan a quarter of a pound of cheese cut up into thin idicea. Pour on it half a pint sweet milk. Stir in an egg that was al ready beaten up, add a fourth of a tea spoonful of mustard, a little less red pepper, already ground, and a teaspoon ful of nice butter. Stir this mixture all the time. Then add, lastly, a few crackers well broken up, and after thoroughly incorporating them into the mixture, turn it all into a heated dish and cover it. Composition Cake. — 1J pound of sugar. If pound flour, f pound of butter, 1 pint milk, 4 eggs, half a gill of wine or brandy, 1 teaspoonful of soda dissolved therein, 1 nutmeg. Bake au hour and a half. These quantities make three loaves. Sugar Cakes.—b pint of butter, lj pint o sugar, 2 eggs, Juice and grated rind of one lemon, b teaspoonful of soda dissolved in two tablespoonfuls of milk, a pinch of salt, flour enough to enable the dough to be rolled out easily, a little nutmeg. Roll thin. Out in shapes and dry on a sieve after baking. Fruit Cakc.—\ pound of flour, l pound of brown sugar, b pound of butter, 1 pound of raisins, * pint of milk with f teaspoonfuls of soda dissolved in it, 5 eggs, * gill of brandy, \ pound of citron, 1 teaspoonful of cloves, 1 teaspoonlul of cinnamon, 1 teaspoonful of nutmeg. A Good Tab's Sauce. —Take one gallon of tomatoes, wash and simmei in three quarts of water until nearly done. Btrain through a sieve. Add two table spoonfuls of each of these spices; gin ger, mace, black pepper, allspice, and salt, and one of Cayenne pepper. Boil down to a quart. Pour in one-half pint best vinegar, and then pasß through a hair sieve. Bottle in half-pint bottles ; cork and seal securely, and keep in a cool place. The Late Earl Mayo. Earl Mayo, the late Governor General ( of India, who was recently assassinated f by a Mahommedan convict, was about ‘ 60 years of age. As Lord Nass, he . served twenty-one years in the House of < Commons, representing tirst the Irish , borough of Caleraine, and afterward the ( English borough of Cockermouth. He was first called to too Cabinet upon the success of the conservative party in 1852, when he was appointed Chief Secretary for Ireland. Under the two subsequent conservative governments, that were inaugurated respectively in 1858 and 1866, he served in the same capacity. When Disraeli was about to dissolve his Cabinet in 1868, he appoint ed the deceased, who had just succeeded to the title of Earl Mayo upon the death of his father, Governor General of India. This disposal of the highest office in the gift of the government, just upon the eve of his retirement, brought severe censure upon Mr. Dis raeli, and it was expected that Mr. Glad stone would resent the proceeding by vacating the appointment. It is not usual, however, to change colonial offi cers with every change of the govern ment, and Mr. Gladstone did not choose to mak<* this an exception, especially as he regal ded Earl Mayo as an unexception able man. The deceased is said to have been a most amiable and popular gen tleman, and a high-minded and faithful public officer. Wouldn’t Compromise. The editor of the Knoxville (Tenn.) Press has received a visit from Mrs. Put nam, the heroine of the famous broach of promise case of Putnam vs. Davis, in which she obtained a verdict of $4,000. She says of her recreant lover: “It I had not been certain that he had prop erty 1 would never have brought the action. Why, it has alrerdy cost ine. for counsel fees and incidental expenses about $2,000. He thought to fix things,” continued Mrs. P.. “ but he didn’t un derstand the law. Ilia property is to be sold on the 20th of March, and, if necessary. I’ll bid it in and move in on him." Mrs. P. gleefully said that two committees had waited on her since the verdict was rendered, wishing to com promise (anefhere Mrs. P. seemed Btruck with the entire absurdity of the matter); i “ but I never herrd of a compromise after a judgment had been obtained.” Scott county, 111., has lost 5,000 hogs i during the past three months, of . I cholera. Editors and Proprietors. NUMBER 24. A Plea for Eggs. Be gentle to the new-laid egg. For egg* are costly things; They cannot fly until they’re hatch’d. And have a pair of wing*. If once you breAk the tender shell. The wrong you can’t redress; The " yelk n and white will all run out. And wake a dreadful *' moss I” ’Tis but a little while at best. That hens have power to lay . To morrow eggs may addled be. That were quite fresh to-day. 0. let the touch be very light. That takes them from the ksg ; There is no hand whose cunning skill Can mend a broken egg ! Tiro-Fold Province of JonrnalUm. My lady fair comes from the ball; (Hides frow her carriage, stately ; The stops ascend— I hold her train— Bids me "good night " sedately. Her bearing makes me confident. By that mysterious rustle. When she retires, she first takes off. Then sits and read* her bustle. That's why they like the “quarto” best. K’en in the highest station. Ah l two fold powers of newspapers For woman’s reformation. —Boiton Traveller. Wise and Otherwise. Immersed in business — A teacher ot swimming. Bom watermen and wild Indians feather their skulls. The proprietor of a certain stage line says he drove seventeen thousand miles without missing a trip, hut he had not gone to one ball before he tripped a miss. Look, out for mad dogs now. There is nothing makes a dog so mad as to be compelled to sit out by the door-step this weather and howl to get in by the stove. “ How much corn may a gentleman est?” whis pered P., - Whils the cob. on hie plate lay in tiers: “ As to that," answered Q . a lie glanoed at tha " Twil/'depend on tho length of his oars.” A friend who did the Coloradian mountains last fall has informed us that he got as ravenous as a raven among the ravines, and sat down in one of the gorgeous gorges and gorged him self. In Chiokaaaw county, Mississippi, Mr. Lorenzo Day married Misa Martha Week, upon which a local poet com ments as follows : A Pay is made, a Week is lost. But time should not complain. There’ll soon be little Days enough To make the Week again. A Connecticut fisherman one day baited his hook with a live frog. After patiently waiting some time for a bite, as he chatted with a friend, he found that his lively bait had swum ashore, and was sitting quietly on the rock by his side. He wound up his line and went home. A minister at a colored wedding wish ing to make Rome humorous remark, said, “On such occasions as this it is customary to kiss the bride, but in this case we will omit it.” To this ungallant remark the indignant bridegroom very pertinently replied, “ On such occasions as this it is customary to give the min ibter $lO, hut in this case we will omit it.” Thf. Boston Bulletin has tha follow ing valuable mortuary list: Methusela died of liver complaint. Lot’s wife of salt rheum. Absolom fell a wig-time to hairysipeles. Goliah died of the stone. Ilaman of the dropsy. Nebuchad nezzar of too much vegetable diet, leav ing Mrs. N. a grass widow. John Bun yan, troubled by corns, took his pill grimly and progressed. Desdemona also took a pill-ow. Samson was killed by a pillag too. Montgolfier was (s)pilled out ol a balloon. Julius (Vesar was (s)killed in war. John Rog era died of an overdone steak. Romeo died of heart disease. Governor Hof) man died his moustache. Funny Street Car Incident. An incident occurred on a San Fran cisco horse railroad, recently. An el derly and very portly lady passenger signaled for the car to stop at a certain street, but of course the rear platform went a little beyond the dry crossing. The. old lady growled a great deal, and the conductor stepped off the car and offered his hands to guide her to the crossing, when, forgetting her exceed ing weight, she sank bodily into his outstretched arms, and, as a conse quence, the conductor sat quietly down in the mud, and the passenger fell over his head. He Bwore and she stormed, and the. other passengers laughed, but being behind time, the conductor was obliged to go on his way, leaving the old lady trying to wipe the mud off her clothes with a seven inch square hand kerchief. Hard to Manage. Some wags were walking uround an agricultural implement store, and they chanced to see in the roar a dressed hog hanging by a hook to the wall. ”Ha ! ha!” cried they to the young man in attendance, “ what sort of an agricul tural implement do you call that?” That,” said h", “ is a patent combined root grubber, corn-sheller, apple-grinder, gate-lifter, double-action, back-spring soil plow ; but I guess you won’t want one, for it takes a mighty smart man to manage ’em.” A Dog Story. On Thursday a fine Newfoundland dog walked into the school-house on Poplar street, Boston, entered one of the dressing-rooms of the pupils, took down the cap and coat of his young master, and then gave an inquiring look at the children, among whom he failed to see the owner of the cap and coat. Walking into a school room on the same 1 floor he found the object of his search ' and went up and affectionately kissed J him. This is a true story, says the Bos ton Herald. > A maiden lady of Guilford, N. Y., of i good character, liberal education, and 1 rare accomplishments, is laboring under a most singular infatuation. Imagining s she is engaged to be married, though she has never seen her intended, she ; makes extended journeys to see or meet i her betrothed. Failing once, nothing ’ discouraged, she starts off again. At Virden, 111., last week, a child , named Hilliard bit its tongue and bled f to death before the flow could be stopped.