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Jtafiitiwi lllnlng fjanttiaf c. 11. WALK bit X J. IL ODER, VOLUME I. A Kiss lit the I)oi<r. Wn wern ManiUtig in the doorway. My little wi'e jincl I . The goldrn sun M">n her Fell down s> silently: A s', ail whit-* Ini' -i upon my arm. \Vh:it could l ask tor more Tkan th> kindly kuuicc *t' lovmj? eyes. As she kbsed me at the door * I l<n..iv .ho loves wi'ti .1! lirr heart The one w o ho.ide : And the ye i < I, ,vo li.-eti ns Si-0,. tir t t oatlnl h r 1 r 10. Wove- lent - . ..f liiil-filim Since we met •> v An* h* : But the IfM'l-i'-t t im* i-f till h When she kis.-ed me at the door. Who r ire- t- r wealth of land <-r gold. For f.mc.r ■ s.tehlrs- fwor? It do- m.t .ive the hal-tdno- Of just one little li-ur With one who l -v* me a- h'-r life She sttw-1,,. loves me more-- . An-1 I thought sh* -'id thi- morning. When she kissed me at the door. At times it seems as a ! l the world. Wit!, all it' wealth • f u'- ’d. rs very -mall and po. r M.de. I •’"till-.red with what I hold . When the . lomls hang grim and dark. I only think the more Of one wlm wai • - th-coming step. To Ui-s me at the deor. Tf she lives till nge shall scatter In IV. ut. n her load. T k now sh 11 love me just the -ante As the morning we were wed ; But if the ar-gel’s <'i!l her. And she goes to heaven before. I shall know lo r when I meet her. For she’ll kis- me at the door. A I.OAN FROM TilK DEAD. A good many * * mis nun, the regiment to which I then belonged whs quartered at AM* • -hot. After a long absence front England, spent on a parching rock in the middle of the Red Sea, bleak and dreary Aldershot seemed a very paradise. It was delightfully near London, too ; leave was easily o be ob tained; and a great part of ny spare time, and more than all i>y spare money, war* spent bv mein the metrop olis—spent, 1 am ashamed to confer, in riotous living and much di.-order. Still, bad it only been that, 1 should, possi bly, like many of my brother officers, at the cost of much subsequent pain, and wearine.-s. and pinching, have passed through my cycle ot dissipation and settled down at hist: but in addi tion to my youthful aberrat ons, 1 had a fatal predilection for games of skill and finance. I w, h the best whist player in the ami could hold my own with the crack pi -vers of the clubs; and had I stuck to whist, which, in rny belief, never ruined any man who had a lu ad upon his shoulders, 1 could have made a decent income out of my skill ; but my moderate winnings at whist were swallowed up. a’idmueh more lost beside, at unlimited 100, blind hookey, hazard, and other kindred games. To crown all, I took to hacking horses, and lost at that, I ne#*d hardly ; ay. Alon/ run of evil luck beset me ; i had lost all my available funds, had mortgaged my commission to the utmost penny 1 could raise upon it. ami found myself, at the end of the Epsom week, feveicd and parched in body, in soul wretched and despairing. I had come to the end of my t< tlier: I was regularly done up life had nothing in store for me. On the following week I should be posted *h a defaulter on the turf; I should leave the army in disgrace, and such tidings would kill my old widowed mother. It was Sunday night; 1 had been to London, trying to raise money, hut use lessly : the dews closed their fists to me. I only wanted a hundred j ounds to pay my Derby losses: tins achieved, I could sell out and retire without open dis grace ; but 1 couldn't raise it. One man offered me fifty pounds for my bill of two hundred and fifty pounds at three months; but I wasn't quite so mad as to take that: 1 might as well smash for a hundred :is fifty. My hist sovereign was changed in paying my hotel bill on that Sunday night. 1 had a return ticket to Alder shott in my pocket, and a few shillings beside ; nothing ebe in the* world in the way of available assets. 1 think if I had be*u possessed of a five-pound note I should have gone down to Liverpool, and taken a sU entire passage to America. It was the linn cd extent of my means which made me resolve to go back to my quarters at Alder sliott, and appear on parade the next day. Ihe ciock in the coffee-room where 1 was sitting showed half-past 11 as the hour of the night; the waiter only was in the room, a.; uiging his spoons and napkins in tlm buffet, yawning surrep titiously**veiy now and tin n, quite in different to the problems which were agitating me, —-Waterloo 1 nidge or A1 derslmti ? 1 nm.-t make up my mind quickly ; another five minutes and it would be too late for the one; the other was open. “\\ aitcr, a Ilan-om !” 1 shouted all of a sudden, in a tone which made the man jump. At that time there was ji train which left not b aterloo, hut soni- station a little cl stan i e down the tin••; it might have been Vauxhall, or possibly Nine Elms, I scarcely remember which—left the station at midnight. It was popu larly known a nong us as the old-meat train. It ng >rs w- r< dead bodic s for the Woking cemetery. The rail way comp any, ever sold itous to aceom module toe public and turn an honest penny, bad, for the convenience cf the camp, affixed to this train one first class carriage. After leaving the dead bodies at Woking, the carriage was run on to Farnborougb, whence you could walk to the camp, ii you had not been pru dent enough to order a fly to meet you. The hotel servant who ushered me to the cab got a ii noisome gratuity for his pains, h was my leave taking of the world o! pi asure, and 1 was too insol vent to he careful about little matters. The cab sped me quickly to the sta tion ; but tlie clock at the hop 1 had been slow ; as we passed through the railway arch :i premonitory shriek from the engine overhead warnid me that the train was on iho point of st ilting. I stopped the cab at the bridge, and ran quickly up a narrow flight of steps which !*■'! directly on to the end of the platform. —known only to the initiated; the tra n v. as moving on, but I had just time, despite* warning shouts of guard an 1 pm t**is, to open the door of the las *irri i e: n i jump in. The other coal}' a linents of the carriage I noticed were lighted, but this one was dark; that didn't affect me. I didn't want to read. I took out a box of wax matches and proceeded to light a cigar. As the glow of the match lit up the interior of the carriage I saw in the cor ner a long, dark object, quite black, and yet with some little metallic gleam about it. It was a coffin, reared up at tie* farther side of the carriage, a board being placed behind it, against which it leaned. As I looked steadfastly at the coflin it appeared suddenly to glow with a fair radiance. Every nail and every pi ite upon it began to gleam with a strange, mysterious light. Bah ! it was the moon. We had just left the clouds of London behind us, and the great round moon, rising out of river mists, cad her glorious beams right athwart us, but i turned away from her in dis gust. What was the beauty of the night to me, —a ruined spendthrift,—the scorn and laughing-stock of the world! The black coffin on the other side was a more congenial companion to me. I lit another match, and read the in scription on the plato : “ William Ileathcote, died 25th May, IS—, aged 25 years.” The hair on rny head rose in a mass ; my heart ceased to beat. My own name, my own age, and the very date of the day that was now just born ! It chimed in, too, did this inscription, so mysteriously *ith that impulse I had felt the whole day—a turning to self destruction,-as a means of escape from all the degradations of life. I would accept the omen. 1 carried with me—a .practice I had acquired in the east a small American revolver, which lilted into my waistcoat pocket. It would kill at twenty paces, and would give me my mittimus easily enough. I drew it out and placed it against my forehead; then it struck me that the ball, after passing through my head, might pass also through the partition dividing the compartment, and strike some one in the next carriage. I turned, therefore, my hack to the win dow, and again placed the muzzle of the pistol to rny forehead. Again l withdrew it. There was no hurry. The train did not stop till it reached Wok ing. I could not possibly he disturbed. 1 wanted signal; the whistle of the engine, as the driver sighted the red lamps of Woking should be the signal of mv departure from the world. ‘* Yes,” I said aloud, turning upon myself, as it were, in a sort of frenzy ; ‘• yes! the moment the whistle sounds, William Ileathcote, you shall die.” 1 have said that the rising moon was shining brightly into tlie carriage, full upon the coflin, and upon tlie mysteri ous inscription. 1 don’t think l really believed that this colfin had any tangi ble existence. It might he but tlie production of my own fevered brain, but to none the less on my own ac count. was it a veritable warning of my doom. Looking up, however, to see if it had indeed disappeared, I saw no longer the collin-lid, but a white shroud ed figure, a pallid, corpse-like face, the eyes of which, in the moonbeams, shone upon me with a sepulchral gloom. For the moment I thought that I had indeed passed into the land of shad ows ; that I was a disembodied spirit, locking at my own mortal remains; and the thought that I had ceased to he an individuality, and had become the mere shadow of a thought, struck such a chill terror and horror to my soul, that every other impulse of it was lost in an eager effort to resume my individual exist ence. 1 came to myself with a deep gasp, digging my finger nails into my paints. Ah. the ,joy of that moment, after the torture of the struggle hack to life! Life, ragged, miserable it might be, but still dear life, how precious it seemed; how unfathomably deep, below the ut most wretchedness of being, was the dread abyss of non-existence! Shad ows ! 1 defy them ! - “Come forth, old mole I” I shouted to my double in the coffin. Jle came forth. As I live, he stepped out of the collin, seated himself opposite to me, and laid a finger on my arm—laid a finger on my arm, and leaned forward to speak into my ear. “ Mercy, mercy ;” shrieked the figure, in a voice that pierced the roar of the train, then thundering over a bridge. “Sec! T cried the figure, slipping a pa lter into my hands : “ keep it, keep it; onlv don’t betray me.” Whew-w went the whistle ol the en gine, shrieking, as it seemed, close into my ear. 1 turned my head for a mo ment : the moon had just passed into a cloud; the figure had vanished; the coffin still stood in the corner, dark and grim. The train slackened, stop ped. “Jem.” said a voice—that of the guard—“ there’s a body in the middle first-class coacfi; there's some parties coining to meet it with an ’earse.” “ All right, Jack,” said another voice; “they’ve come to fetch him. Bear a hand here, will you? Oh, Lord !” shouted the man, as he saw me sitting in the corner. “Oh, 1 beg your pardon, sir. 1 hope you arn’t been annoyed, sir? Jack, what did you mean by putting the gent into this com paitment?" “ 1 didn’t," growled Jack ; “ he must a got in by hisself.” “All right,” I said, getting out and stretching myself on the platform. I’ll get into the next carriage. No bodies there, are there?” "D’ye call me nobody?” said Pat Reilly, looking out of llie window. "Jump in, Billy, me bhoy ! I’ve cleared out the rest of the company ; ye’ll in ti oduco a little fresh capital into the concern.” What a contrast to the scene- I had quitted was the cheerful lighted car rj ige, with its occupants, ad brother ullicers of mine, smoking, chaffing, and playing 100 on a rug stretched over their knees! Surely the whole of the previous scene had been a dream, or could it have been an incipient attack "f D. T. ? not brought on by diink, indeed, lor I was not given to that, but by irregular habits and stress of mind. It wasn’t till 1 had re.ached my own hut at Aldershott that 1 thought of the paper which the ghost had given me, and which, in my delirium, I had An Independent Paper—Devoted to Literature, Alining, Commercial, Agricultural, General and I,oral News. FROSTBURG, ALLEGANY COUNTY, MARYLAND, SATURDAY, MARCH 23,1872 imagined 1 had thrust into iny waist coat pocket. Here was ate.-t at nil events; if there was a real paper, bear ing signs of its ghostly origin, then I was still sane, and the apparition I had witnessed was not a delusion of the 1 rain. In the corner of my waistcoat pocket was a crumpled piece of flimsy paper; I unfolded it, and found it a Bauk of England note for a hundred pounds. From that hour I was unaltered man. I paid my gamblingdebt*; confessed all rnv embarrassments to my friends, who lifted me out of the mire; never touched a card or a die; studied for the stafi'college; passed a good examina tion ; went to Sandhurst, came out with high honors, and, having a little influ ence at headquarters, got an appoint ment as commissioner, to watch the operations of the American war of se cession. on Gen. ’s staff. It was at the close of a bloody but de cisive battle, or series of battles, which resulted in the retreat of the army of the south, that I visited the field-hospi t ils at the rear of the federal army, in search of a friend who had been wounded daring the day. The doctors and attendants were all too busy to pay attention to my wants, and I walked down the long rows of hastily impro vised couches, trying to recognize ray friend. Scraps of paper, on which the names of the patients had been speedily scrawled, were pinned to the coverings, and I started as 1 read on one “William Ileathcote”—my own name. The man appeared to ho sinking from exhaus tion, but he brightened up when he heard the tones of a friendly voice. 1 knelt down beaide hirfiy and asked if I could do anything for him. lie notted his head. “ You’re Eng lish?” he whispered. “ Yes, I am.” “So am I. If von should he in the neighborhood of Bedford, and should be able to hear of an old man of the name of Ileathcote, a retired draper, wili you tell him his son died in a cred itable way? 1 was a disgrace to him, sir. when I whs alive ; but when 1 am dead perhaps he will think kindly of me again. I'll tell you my story, sir. i was a rogue —I was, sir. I was an un dertaker, hut I was a collector of taxes, too; and I entered into a conspiracy to defraud the government, it came out; hut l had warning in time. 1 shammed dead, and got away in one of my own coffins with all the swag. They wasn’t very keen : fter me ; but just at the last moment I thought they’d have me. A detective followed me right to Woking; but I squared him with a hundred pound note, and got clear away to America by the Southampton packet. It inner prospered me, that money; and I got lower and lower, till I ’listed as a soldier, and here lam ! I'in gel ling tired, sir. Don't forget Bedford— Ileathcote, retired drap- r.” I passed on in wonder and astonish- j ment ; and, if I must confess, a little j disappointed and disenchanted. 1 was I no special care, then, of an overruling | Providence, as I had fondly deemed I myself. My wonderful warning and | deliverance was a mere affair of chance j and accident. As I passed the man's | couch again he lay on it still', and stark, and dead. On my return to England, I made in quiry of the officials of the revenue de partment, and found that there really I had been a fraud of the kind in ques ticn ; that the collector implicated in it had died suddenly—by suicide, it was thought. As to the defalcations, the defaulter's sureties had paid a part— one of them, his father, having been sold up in consequence,—and the rest had been paid over again by the parish oners he had defrauded. So l found out the old man at Bed ford. lie was living with a daughter in abject poverty, and 1 repaid to him the hundred pounds with compound interest. To him 1 seemed a celestial visitant. The cold meat t rain is now a thing of the past. 1 believe. A luggage Haiti carries belated officers back 10 camp ; but, to this day, I confess that 1 always prefer to pass Woking in bre d day light, and that 1 carefully look inside the carriage before I enter it, for 1 de sire no more loans from the dead. A New Comet. A decidedly new sensation is promised us on the 12th of next August. The famous M. Plantamour, pr (lessor of as tronomy at Geneva, has discovered a new comet which, it is declared, exceeds in size any similar meteor hitherto known of. By the elaborate calcula tions of this learned observer, the new comet is darting directly toward our globe with prodigious velocity, and will come into collision with it on the 12th of August, as aforesaid. The approach of this terrible object will bo heralded by an extraordinary degree of heat; and the catastrophe cannot possibly be avoided unless by a deflection, not now to be prognosticated, be produced by the comet impinging on the attractive scope of some other heavenly body. We believe that this alarming prophecy corresponds with one ot Dr. Cummings more leeent announcements; and, if so, science and religion—or one eccen trie representative of it—will for once ami unequivocally he in accord. The inhabitants of tho earth will have at least this consolation, that after the Plantamour comet comes within the range of telescopic obseivalion, and becomes visible to the naked eye, there will yet be a long time for them to set their houses in order and prepare for the “ eternal smash ” that must ensue.— N. Y. Times. Artificial Milk in Paris. When natural milk became scarce in Paris, Bubrunfaut proposed an artificial milk, made by dissolving one and one half ounces of sugar in a quart of water, adding an ounce of dry albumen (fiom white of egg) and fifteen to thirty grains of soda crystals, and then emulsionizing therein from one and one-half to two ounces of olive oil. As the war pro gressed, gelatin was substituted for the albumen, and then slaughter-house fats —purified by melting at 150°, and then projecting into them small quantities of water —for the olive oil. < Inu firm made in this latter way 132,000 gallons of milk daily for Paris consumption. Varieties. The first Prince of Wails—Jeremiah. Elector* currents are preserved the same as other currents. They are laid | in jars. Apothecaries are proverbially tern pernte; they all have three scruples to j a dram. Ai.Tiioroti fishes have no voices, vet people have been known to make a fish-bawl. When may a m m he said to breakfast before he gets up ? When he takes a roll in bed. When a man has “no mind of his own" his wife generally gives him a piece of hers. The man who popped the question by starlight got his sweetheart's consent in a twinkling. Wiiv is the letter G like a gentleman who has just left an evening party? Because it makes one gone. It sounds a little paradoxical that to enjoy life best on the Brighton road is to he “ numbered with the sleighin.” Theodore Parker once said, “It takes years to marry completely two hearts, even the most loving and well assorted.” A matronly cat in care of her kittens is an instance of severe matronly dis cipline. She is licking her offspring pretty much all the time. A little girl asked her sister what j was chaos, that her papa read about?; The elder replied, “It was a great pile of nothing, and no place to put it in.” Whatever faults may he laid at the doors of Tweed and his accomplices, it cannot he said that they neglected to thoroughly drain the city over which they ruled. The Penalties of Hasheesh. From tin' Lakoside Monthly. And now I felt myself one. of that I hell-hound train of the lost, borne swift- ! ]y downward, in spite of my struggles, ' in their fiendish company. One after another 1 saw their shining garments fall away from them, and their angelic beauty fade and wither and utterly change, till those who were once angels of light became fiends of darkness— naked, disturbed forms of demoniac ug liness. Fear and horror unspeakable lock possession of my soul as l felt our downward progress, leaving worlds and systems and cycles of systems behind us in our more than lightning flight. The shadow of a great despair, inconceivable to the waking mind, enveloped me with a cloud, shutting out all hope. For ages, it seemed tome, we fell, and jit last I beheld the door of the pit open ing beneath us, and the smoke and steam of perdition anise, blinding and stilling me with its nauseous vapor. Down through the portals we swept, into the reg'on of everlasting fire, and I lay pant ing and groaning upon bars of white hot iron, burning and searing into my flesh, while with every breath I drew ! the curling flames into rny lungs and ! poured them forth unquenchable, un- I consuming, yet scorching and blistering my very soul. “Alas!” I thought, in agony, “ the others do but sutler the tor | tures of the soul, while 1 endure the torments of both soul and body—the remorse of the spirit and the pains ot • the flesh!” Around me rose peal on peal of laughter, mingled with curses, howling* and blasphemy. Yet for me there wu* no speech. I felt that could 1 call upon the name of a single earthly friend—of one of those companions whoso voices I could still hear, and whose forms I could see fur away in the apartment I had left—l could hurst the spell that bound me tin re before my time. Bui j the scorched tongue refused to move at j my will, or the cracked lips to perform ! their otlice. “ Oh, for a single word !" 1 | thought and clutched madly at the fly ing cinders and leaping 11 lines, as if in their fiery embrace 1 could grasp at the word that refused to come at my bidding. For ages it seemed that I lay there writhing in torment; and at last, down through the cool, blue heavens that had mocked my gaze through tin- bars of my prison, came floating in the form of a snow-white dove, the word 1 sought. Nearer and nearer it drew, and yet after years rolled over my expectant soul as 1 \v.itcln d it fluttering downward, till at lust it alighted with a cooling influence upon my lips. And yet all this stretch of time was due to the expansive power of hasheesh, since the real duration i the flight of the dove was but the breath consumed by one of my comrades—so far away and yet close at my side—in pronouncing my own name. For, strangely enough, it was the sound of my own name that I heard ; yet it loosed the door of my lips, and I shouted the name of the friend whose lips pro nounced it and who had stood by my side at the window and screamed for water. A dash of the cool liquid upon my face—and 1 stood again by my win dow in my own room, and snatching the pitcher from my friend’s hand, drank long and deep, while my comrades stood around me with startled, anxious faces “ fell me, Tom,” I asked, as 1 sank back weak and nervous in my seat, i “how long is it since you saw the me teor?” “Scarcely five minutes.'*he replied, In that brief five minutes I had lived an age of beauty and a cycle of torment. The vision came no more that night, and after an hour spent in detailing my experience to my comrades, as I closed the door behind the last of their retreat ing forms —“Farewell!” 1 exclaimed, “bewitching, accursed, angelic, hellish drug! For the first and tlu last time thou hast passed my lips! henceforth 1 will rest content with the pleasure which nature gives, and seek no more to tread the forbidden .-oil of hasheesh phantasy.*’ Tiie San Francisco l*ost lias an article announcing the discovery of a deposit of rich gold-i earing quartz, in Tele graph hill, within the city limits of San Franc i* co. Tue tonnage built in the United States for foreign trade in 1871 was less than any year since 1814. Farm ami Garden. Artificial Increase of Bee Colonies. — | There is •* prejudice in the minds of < some bee keepers against the artficial multiplication of colonies, whatever the plan ; hut those same persons aie gen erally opposed to all the improved methods of bee culture, and we write for those who believe in progress. It is presumed at tin* outset that you use movable comb hives, ;is indeed you , ougi t to. if your hives have contained I honey • nougli lor the winter needs o’ ; the bees, and not too much, healthy j stocks will usually he sufficiently popu lous to divide when fiuit trees are in j blossom. But every bee-keeper should t be acquainted with the honey resources | of his locality, and the relative time \ when each plant and tree will he in bloom, that he may not make increase of colonies just preceding a scarcity in 1 the honey harvest. Three requisites to success are: 1, a hive full of bees and brood ; 2, a good j honey harvest; 3, warm weather, da v and night. These conditions being present, examine your most populous colonies for queen cells containing em bryo queens. You %vill need as many sealed queen cells as tin* number of new colonies you purpose to make; end if not found already under way, feed a few of the best colonies two, tanlespoonfuls of honey every evening until they prepare to swarm. This feed i ing should bo commenced two weeks I before you design to divide. ! Having tlie needed number of young i queen-* in sealed cells, operate first on the hives containing them in the fol lowing manner: Blow a little smoke of cotton cloth among the bees; take from the hive two frames containing unsealed brood and honey, and place them, with j all the adhering bees and queen, on > one side or end of an empty hive, com- \ nicncitig and alternating with empty I I frames, using three or more according j |to the size of tin* new colony. Adjust j j the division hoard (if you have one, as ! ; you ought to), and set the new hive on ! | the stand of the old one. Slide together the remaining frames in the old hive, ! filling up with empty ones :it the side, j and set this hive a 10 l or more distant j from its old stand. Divide other populous colonies in the same manner, to the numl-er of avail able queen cells. Fiotn twelve to four teen /ours after the division is made, give a sealed queen cell to each queen less colony. The cells must be handled with great care, and examined after a j day or two to see 'hat no accident has befallen them.— Cor. Country Gentleman, i llabbits in the Garden. —A correspond ent of the Rural New Yorker savs : Wild i rabbits are a great pest in the Eastern at well ms the Western States. They ! conn* into one's garden or orchard by j night and eat the buds and small twigs from small fruit trees and ornamental ! shrubs. They visit my garden more or ! less every winter, although the sports- | men have waged war against them in this locality for the past hundred years; still they are so numerous that nearly a hundred were trapped by the boys in my immediate neighborhood last win ter. One of the simplest methods of keeping them away irom garden trees and shrubs with which l am acquainted, is to ra'sc a quantity of sweet corn and leave it in small shocks where the rabbits can feed upon it during winter. They seem to prefer this kind of food to almost, any other, and when they congregate about the corn in winter, the sportsman is a Abided a good opportunity of trying his skill, i have known young pear orchards to be protected from rab bits by this simple and inexpensive method. Destroying Mohl in Cellars. — According to Dr. YViedehold fungus growths in cellars maybe combated either by burn ing sulphur or by pouring two parts of concentrated sulphur acid over one part of common salt. In the first instance, sulphurous acid gas is produced ; and in the second hydrochloric acid, by means of which the fungi are destroyed. It is sufficiently evident, however, that during this process all openings must be closed, so as to prevent any escape of the gas, and the greatest care exer cised not to enter the cellar after the operation until it has been thoroughly ventilated. hjlucnce of Food on the Quality of Pork. — As the result of experiments in Eng land upon the influence of food upon the quality of pork, it is stated that pigs nourished with milk give the best flavored meat and the greatest weight; next to which come those fed with grain, maize, barley, ojils and peas. Fotatoes furnish a loose, light, tasteless flesh, which wastes away very much in cooking; while that of animals fed upon clover is yellow and of a poor fla vor. Oil-cukes and oil-seeds produce a loose, fatly flesh, of an unpleasant taste; beans, ji hard, indigestible, and unsa vory nat; and acorns are but little better. Jioot Crops for I lops. —Hut a very small percentage ot‘ farmers grow root crops tor food tor stock. Occasionally a patch ot’cariots or mangolds are found, but as a general tiling tliey constitute no part oi tle standard farm products. Still all experience points to them as among the most economical crops to be fed out upon the farm, and the same time con stitute a healthful and nutritive article of diet. In a recent letter to the liural World , W. .1. Neely, oi’ LaSalle county, 111., says that lie last year grew five acres of in mgolds, which yielded about thirty one tons to the acre, lie says that his hogs are very fond of them, and in the fall will, when other lood is scarce, eat them, tops and all. He thinks one acre of them will produce as much food as five acres oi corn. Mr. .1, S. Tibbits writes the Michigan Farmer that he raised sugar beets for his hogs last season, and has never had them do better. lie is ready to believe them a very valuable food for fattening hogs, and superior to any other root crops for stock ot ail kinds. Bran for Poultry. —lt must be remem bered that bulk as well as nutriment is important in poultry feed. A disten sion of the digestive organs stimulates their activity; and, besides, the hulls of grain in the bowels serve as vehicles to ci.nvey effete and waste matter out of the animal’s system. Bran contains some of the most nutritious parts of the , grain, too. and the very elements of j which eggs arc largely compo : ed. A mixture of half wheat bran or shorts i and half corn meal is better than the. latter clear, excepting when the object ! is fattening. In making poultry dough iin winter, never use water; but if j skimmed milk cannot be afforded, moisten the meal sufficiently by mixing ; with boded turnip*, beets, mangolds or j carrots mashed. The.-© are too watery ! alone, hut are ju>t what is needed with the meal, and help to give the ; diet the desired bulkiness. Hints for the Housewife. How to Boil ami Serve Beets. —Acids of j some sort are usually required to give a i dinner a proper relish, and food dressed | with vinegar is much preferable t > that j pickled in vinegar. Small-sized beets i are more delicious than those of larger growth. Wash well, but in nowise out the beet or break the skin or roots. Boil until tender, placing first in cold water. When done, skim them into a pan of cold water, and slip the skin off. Cut them into thin slices, and while hot, serve with butter, pepper, salt and vinegar, if that bo the taste of your family. If served cold, slice lengthwise and lay in cold vinegar. Home-Made Cream Candy. —To any quantity of white, or clean, light sugar, add an equal quantity of cold water;! dissolve in a little cold water wheat i starch, in the proportion of two spoon- j fuls to one teacup of sug-r, and set it aside ready for use; set the sugar and i water on the fire to boil; do not stir i much alter the sugar dissolves; let it boil until a little ol it dropped in cold water will harden readily ; then add the starch, stirring very rapidly, and boil a j minute or two; again try; when done, pour into a buttered dish, or pan, and j set aside till cool enough to work with the hands; add to it while* working such flavoring extract as may he pre ferred ; work till very light: draw out into flat lengths, and cut into sticks. This will he found jus good as any made at ji confectioner’s. Washing Butter. — A Connecticut cor respondent of one of our agricultural exchanges says: I do not believe in washing butter. I never did; I think I never shall. Good butter does not need it. All the waters of Jordan cannot make bad butter good; if it does re move. any bitter or bad taste, why not the sweet from the good? My experi ence for thirty years has been that it is injurious lo color, and in no case bene fici: i. I keep butter thoroughly worked without water. You would hear a like testimony from very many in old Con neeiieut, if they speak from personal ex p o r ien cm Growth of Fines. During a recent visit to Lincoln coun ty, we saw in the northeastern part of Alma, and in that portion of White field adjoining it, quite extensive trac ts of splendid pine woods, the trees standing very thick, and running up straight and tall. There were several lots, belonging to different parties, of from fifteen to twenty-five acres in extent, and from some of these consideraole quantities of timber are now being cut. Years ago tlx* land upon which this pine, growth is now standing was covered with ;i growth of white and red oak, which was cut off' for staves. These wore manu factured, sold in Wiscasset, shipped to the West Indies, and brought hack filled with molasses. Nearly all the large oaks along the coast were used for this purpose, and the ground is now produo ng a growth of pines. Mr. Da vid C. Bottle, of Alma, informs us that fifty years ago his father, while gather ing oak timbers for staves, drove Ins oxen and sled over the tops of small pines that are now forty, fifty and sixty feet high, and that will scale from four hundred to one thousand feet of lum ber. Some of these trees are now two feet in diameter at the ground, the average being eighteen inches. The profits of these trees have been as good as money at ten per cent, interest, and yet our farmers fail to grow forest or timber trees, thinking they and their children will not get paid for the trouble. Behold these facts, and let some ol your waste land grow up l<> trees for your children's benefit and profit, if not for your own.— Maine Farmer. Smoking not Offensive* A correspondent of a Georgia paper tells this story: One night, passing from Wilmington to Florence, Alab.mia. our car was filled with gentlemen, and there was only one lady present. After we had proceeded some, way, it was pro posed to have a smoke, but one of the passengers pointed to a oird on rvhieh there was “No Smoking Allowed.” So when the conductor came through the car he was asked if In* would allow us to smoke. He pointed to the lady and replied, “if she has no objection you may do so.” I went to the lady and, bowing, asked if it would be offensive to her. She, lady-like, answered, “Not at all, my dear sir, I am so lonesome if I had :t cigar I would smoke myself." She was at once, supplied, and we were a set of happy fellows. The Oldest Inhabitant. The Los Angelos, Cab, News has the following: There is jit present living at the San Gabriel Mission, and old native California lady, whose eyes have seen the passing away of several generations. Sin* claims to be 132 years old. She was a mother at the time the Mission Church was built—lo 2 years ago. Her hair is as white as driven snow, hut her eye sight is as keen as that of a child, and her step as firm as that of a woman a century younger. She is an expert as a worker ot' embroidery, and executes the j finest work without the aid of glasses. Every day, weather permitting, she may i be seen in the fields or orchards near j by her residence, busy at work with her needle. The arrival of the steamer Potomac at Cincinnati on Monday, was made the occasion for firing a salute at the land ing. A keg of powder was burned. The special ground of rejoicing was that the steamer was the first arrival of a boat tint had passed through the new canal locks at Louisville. Ties will bring the larger class of boats to Cin cinnati. Editors and Proprietors. NUMBER 2(. Current Items. A schoolboy at Woodstock, Vt., in his 16th year, stands 6 feet 5 inches in , his stockings. The colored people of Boston have voted thanks to Senator Sumner for his I dibits in behalf of equal rights. An Olympia (Washinton Territory) • la ly is having < robe made from the skitis of birds, which will cost SI,OOO. A resident of Alton, 111., reports hiving seen in China six American i clocks hung in one room * orna ments. Si.oan, a susceptible young man of . Bosoobel, Wi*., Ire hron/ut suit against. a young lady for breach of promise of , marriage. Ma. William Gilmore D valued at i $2,000 by tie* Mayor of Bradley Springs, Ala., for seducing one of his nieces and , murdering another. Four attempts at incendiarism were made in Kansas City on last. Wednes day night, and the inhabitants fear that their later Chicago will share the fate of the original. A New Albany bride waked up in the night, forgetting she was married, and aroused the neighborhood with a rapid succession of shrieks. She mistook John for a burglar. The Maine House of Representatives has passed an amendment to the pro hibitory liquor law, which includes ci dor ami wine among intoxicating drinks, by a vote of 02 to 45. Long Island has a freak of nature in the shape of a child with an alligator’s head. The mother of tin* monstrosity, a Florida lady, is dead, and the infant is not likely to survive her long. Is the Elgin watch factories three hundred of the five hundred employes are girls who earn from ten to twenty doll ars a week, and do the more deli cate part of the work more skilfully than men. A n accident occurred on Monday at a distillery near Cadiz, 0., which will probably result fatally to two mon. The still burst, scalding thorn m a ter rible manner. The names of the in jured men are L. Burroughs and Alex. Lowe. Only six inches of snow has fallen in Dal ota Territory this winter. The prairies are now hare, and all the trans portation west of Cheyenne is done on wheels. The grass is green, and some ponies are found in splendid condition, which have subsi-ted on buffalo grass all winter. The trial of the Monroo counterfeit ers is progressing at Mad son. Wis.,and one of the gan r has turned State’s ovi denco and made out a pretty hard case against some of the accused. Latta, the man on trial, however, claimed not to know the man or ever to have had any thing to do with him. A Railway Story* The “Fat Contributor” writes to the Cincinnati Times: Let me relate an incident of travel thir occurred when I was a frisky young man with a fondness for young iadios’ society. Understand me, I have no distate for young ladies’ society now, but they don’t seem to hanker t-o much for mine as they did, say twenty years ii go. This is natural enough. I don’t, blame them —only they don’t know what they are missing. A friend and myself got on board an express train one afternoon to make a sho t trip. The car we entered was full. Only one vacant seat in fact, and that was alongside of a very charming young lady. Friend and I each made a dash for that very desirable vacant seat. It. isn't :t fair thing to do, as a general thing, to trip a friend, but it was allow abb* under the eircum.-tances, and I gate him just the slightest trip in the world, just enough to enable rne to get the start of him and obtain the coveted sent. My friend took a seat on the wood-box, and looked disconsolate enough. I think 1 added to his dis comfiture by certain triumphant winks, [ nods, and motions in which I indulged. | The young lady was attractive, and some casual remarks dropped on one ! sid>* or the other—young folks will drop ! remark occasionally, and are more 1 ready to pick it up again than old ones , —Horded an opportunity to glide easily and pleasantly into conversation. She was witty and sprightly, and I grew unusually brilliant: that is, to the be*t of my recollection at this some what remote day. My friend observing ihis, looked madder than ever. At : length we reached a station where the j train stopped a moment. My friend ! .b lie ited the wood-box and rushed out on the platform. Suddenly he returned, and coming quickly to me. seized me by the collar and said in a tone heard :iil through the car: “Quick now: get right oil'here. You can get a job here just well as not. They tell me there is only one shoe uniker in the place, and lots of work. So take your kit and get otl before the train starts. No use of locking any further for work. Tramping all around the country for a job of shoemaking won’t pay. Take work where you find it. That's my motto.” lie almost forced me out of the seat with his vehemence, and if i hadn’t made a vigorous resistance he would ! have had mo out on the platform. 'Hie I young lady gave me one look of supreme disgust—a tramping jour, shoemaker!— 1 then directed her gaze out of the win 1 dow, and kept it there for the remain der of the journey. My friend remount ed the wood-box, and indulged in such a series ol Fiendish grins and malignant chuckles as would have justified me in hurling him from the car, only I was too stupefied by the proceeding to pro ceed against him. When I left the car the young lady looked to see if I hadn’t forgotten my “kit,” and I am satisfied she thought 1 had got off to “ kick for a job,” as they say in shoemaker par lance. Charles Fen no Hoffman, the poet and novelist of the part generation, is still living, an inmate ol an insane ; asylum in Pennsylvania, where he lias been lor twenty years.