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V. 11. WALK Ell k J. B. ODER. VOLILUE I. Sprlutr ('leaning. By A lUFFItRKR. The melancholy (lays have come, the saddest ol the year. Of cleaning paint and scrabbina floors and scour- ! ina far and near; . ; Heaped in the corner of the room the ancient dirt lay quiet: Nor rose up at the father’s tread, nor to the ■ children’s riot: But now the carpets all arc up, and from the staircase top i The mistress calls to man and maid to wield the i broom and mop. Where are those rooms, those quiet rooms, the ■ house but now presented. Wherein we dwelt, nor dreamed of dirt, so cosy and contented ? Alas: they’re turned all upside down, the quiet suite of rooms. With stops, and suds, and soap, and sand, and tubs, and pails, and brooms. Chairs, tables, stands are standing round at sixes ; and at sevens, While wife ami housemaids fly about like mete- j ors through the heavens. The parlor and the chamber floors were cleaned i a week ago. The carpets shook, the windows washed, as all the nt ighbors know ; But still the sanctum had'escaped. thetable piled i with books. Pens, ink anti paper a'! about, peace in its very | looks: 'Till fell tile woman on them all, as tails the plague on men. And then they vanished all away, books, paper ink and pen. And now, when comes the master home, as come he must o’ nights, To find all things are “ set to wrongs” that they have ” set to rights.” When the sound of driving tacks is heard, tho’ the house is far from still. And the carpet woman’s on the stairs, that har binger of ill. He looks for papers, books or bills, that all were there before. And sighs to find them on the desk, or in tho drawer no more And then he grimly thinks of her who set this fuss afloat. And wishes she wero out at sen in a very leaky boat. Ho meets her at the parlor door, with hair and cap awry. With sleeves tucked up and broom in hand, defi ance in her eye: He feels quite small, and knows full well there’s nothing to be said, So holds his tongue, and drinks his tea, and sneaks away to bed. MR. VASE’S COTJUTSHIP. The sweet spring was just breaking into beauty, when one evening at the sentimental Ilnur of twilight a young lady was seated in the recess of a hay window belonging to a stylish mansion in the most fashionable part of Charles street. Miss Helen Hammond was the acknowledged queen of a small but elegant circle which lived and breathed within the shallow of the Washington monument. Her form was tall and graceful, her manners cordial and most winning, her conversation I.T glit, puju:mt and sometimes wittv. Her admirers were many, hut, as yet, she had not yielded a willing ear to lover’s vow. Helen held in her dainty white hand a volume of Tennyson's poems, opened at “ J.ocksley Hall,” hut she was musing rather than reading. “ Amy, you were indeed, shallow hearted,” murmered Helen; “weak, foolish, and unworthy of so noble a lover. No’ father’s threats,’ no mother’s ‘ shrewish tongue’could make me give up a man so glorious as the hero of ‘ J.ocksley Hall.’ But I fear that such men are only to he found in romance and poetry. Certainly 1 have found none in my experience of life. There's Will Egerton, a mere carpet knight; Frank Bradley, a beautiful dancer, hut nothing more; Tom Troup, a fashion able top; Charlie Vane is a bright, talented, clever fellow, full of fine en thusiasm, hut sadly wanting in energy. These are four genuine specimens of our Baltimore men. Mr. Vane is certainly the most desirable of the four, hut he has the reputation of being a great flirt, and if there is anything 1 detest it is a male flirt.” Helen's soliloquy was interrupted by the entrance of a servant, who handed her a note. “Another invitation. I suppose,” she muttered; “this makes the third that I have received to-day. 1 think 1 shall refuse all invitations for the next week, byway of a change. lam tired of par ties, balls, and soci -ty generally. 1 wish some sensible woman would discover some new way of passing the time. I wonder whether the Roman and Gre cian ladies danced tho German, and flirted, and ate caramels, and read novels, and had to undergo the bore of fashionable society? But, in the mean time, 1 have forgotten ray note. • Miss Helen Hammond, North Charles street.’ From my dearest friend, I.oulie Hun ter,” and her face brightened. “Dear Helex: 1 have just heard of a characteristic piece of impudence on the part of your friend, Mr. Charles Vane. Last night, at the Ohio Club, he bet a champagne supper with one of his friends that lie would propose and he accepted by thenotorious flirt, Helen Hammond. I hasten to put you on your guard, and hope you will give the impertinent fellow a lesson wtiich he will not soon forget. “ I have finished reading ‘ Morton House.’ it is more ambitious, hut less interesting tlmn ‘ Valerie Aylmer. “ Your sincere friend, Loulie.” “ Well,” exclaimed Helen, after she read the note, “ this is even more than I could have expected from Charlie Vane; hut 1 will he even with the conceited fellow. Forewarned is forearmed, and I will give him more than he bargained for. The idea of making me the sub ject of a bet at liis club ! I must turn the tables on him, and if heis hurt why it is his own foolish fault!” In a few minutes the servant an nounced Mr. Vane, and that fashion able gentleman soon made his appear ance. He was dressed with elaborate elegance. His beautifully fitting pearl colored cravat would have made Beau Brummel die of envy. His kid gloves were of the same delicate color, and fitted with miraculous nicety. “All the perfumes of Arabia” saenied to exhale from .his glossy hair, while his mustache and imperial were waxed with artistic skill. Mr. Vane bowed with his usual air of assurance. “How is my charming friend, Miss Helen, this evening?” “ Perfectly well, Mr. Vane, pray he seated.” " J did not have the pleasure of seeing you on Charles street this morning, al though 1 promenaded there from one to three. 1 saw Miss Jones, Miss Wilson, Miss Tanner. Miss Lee; but the fairest ot all the fair of Baltimore—-the lair Helen—did not gladden my eyes.” ”( a m glad that you have been able to survive your disappointment,” said Helen, “and in future when you want lo see me, come here, where you will he more apt to find me than on the street.” “ I was with Fred Simpkins, who never makes morning calls except upon Mr. Barnard.” “lam happy to say that Mr. Simp kins never makes any calls niton me.” “ Miss Helen, you are too cruel 1” cried Vane. “ 1 am not cruel,” said Helen, “ 1 am just.” “.Just a flirt,” muttered Vane to him self.” “ Mr. Vane, will you be kind enough to ring the hell ? I want the grate re plished. I feel cold.” “ 1 hope my presence has not had that ( fleet upon you,” said Vane as he arose to comply with her request. “Stay,” said Helen; “John has gone out. Won't you put a few pieces of coal in the grate?” “Certainly,” replied the astonished Mr. Vane, faintly, casting a despairing glance at his delicately-tinted gloves, and murmured, “ Five dollars a pair.” However, lie nervously seized the coal scuttle and proceeded to replenish the fire as gracefully as possible. “ Do have your photograph takenjust as you are now, with the coal scuttle in one hand and the poker in the other,” saitl Helen. “It would be so original and so becoming.” “ It pleases you to he sarcastic,” an swered Mr. Vane, replacing the coal scuttle, and resuming his seat. “ You seem disposed to amuse yourself a t my expense, this evening, Miss Helen" “And why not, pray?” saitl Miss Hammond. “1 have often heard you say that you believe in extracting amusement from every one. But 1 see vou like to laugh at others, hut do not like others to laugh at you.” “ From you, Miss Helen. I expected better treatment.” “ Anti why ditl you expect it ? because I treated you as I do every one—with politeness?” saitl Helen. “ Yes,and with more than politeness," returned Vane. •• What sublime conceit ! What rea sons had you for supposing that 1 treated you with aught save politeness?” asked Helen. “ Because I believed you better than the world gave you credit for; because I believed you had purer sentiments, higher aspirations, anti a nobler am bition than that of acquiring the doubt ful triumph of a flirt; because I believed your heart, despite your contact with a cold and selfish world, was still filled with warm and generous impulses; be cause I love you, and because I believed my love was returned. Nay, Helen, do not cover your face, hut listen to me. At first 1 did not wisli to give up my bachelor independence, but love has conquered such selfish notions, and I now offer you my hand, my heart, and my fortune. You do not speak, my own darling. You hesitate! Beware how you spurn the first warm love of a young heart.” lie waited in vain for a response to his tender declaration. She ditl not move. Unable to bear the suspense any longer, Vane advanced and removed from her face tho handkerchief which she had thrown over it, Her eyes were closed, and she was apparently locked in the embrace of Morpheus. “ Asleep, by Jove!” he cried in a tone of mingled rage and disappointment. Miss Hammond rubbed her eyes as if just awakening from a profound slumber. “ Yes,” she said in a provokingly languid tone, “ I believe 1 have been asleep. What were you saying—mak ing a declaration? Oh, please make another —I do enjoy declarations so much.” Miss Hammond, you have insulted me,” cried Vane, furiously striding up and down the parlor. “ You appear to be agitated,” she care lessly remarked. “ I am,” he replied. “ Good evening.” “ Where are you going?” she asked. “ Going ? lam going to engage rooms in a lunatic asylum.” “ 1 hope you will find them comfort able,” she said coolly, as the door closed on the form of the disoomfitted Mr. Vane. “ 1 have been too cruel,” thought Helen, as soon as Vane left the room. “ I might have refused him without wounding his amourpropre. Yet he had no hu-iness to introduce my name at the club. But I am afraid I have punished that youthful indiscretion too severely. lam sorry too, for I like the hoy. But it won't hurt him much—a little check in the beginning only serves to render these youths more ardent: he will return to the contest with renewed vigor.” Helen was right. Vane returned in a very short time, lie had scarcely left the room wi.en it occurred to him to return and pursue a different course of conduct. He bail been actu ated before partly by something like love, and partly by a desire to win the bold bet that he had made at the club; hut now another and more powerful in centive was added; revenge for the wound his vanity had received at the hands of the heartless flirt. So after walking a half dozen squares, maturing his plans for another and more success ful attack, lie again presented himself at Miss Hammond's door. She was still in the parlor. “What!” exclaimed Helen, as Vane entered, “ I thought you had gone to engage rooms in a lunatic asylum.” “They refused to receive me without a certificate from you,” answered Vane. “ But a truce to pleasantry. I want to talk seriously.” < “ That will he a new vein. But 1 am fond of novelty,” said Helen. “ Well, then, I came back to ask jour pardon; I acted hastily, nay foolishly. What you intended merely as polite f ness I construed into proofs of affection, and when I received the punishment • which my presumption and folly justly merited, [ was angry, even rude. Still, ■ Miss Helen, I think it was unkind to wound the vanity of an old friend by : affecting sleep.” “ You surely cannot expect a young i lady to sit calmly and listen with atten , tion to words which come merely from the lips, and not from the heart of the ■ speaker. In other words, can you ex pect me to allow myself to he success i fully flirted with merely to gratify the 1 vanity and conceit of a young man?” An Independent hiper— Devoted FROSTBURG, ALLEGANY “ Flirt 1” exclaimed Vane. “ What, 1 attempt to flirt witli the brilliant and fascinating Helen Hammond ! No, no; he wiio hopes to win your hand is an ambitious man : hut he who attempts to flirt with you is a presumptuous idiot.” “Then you are one,” said Helen. “Did you not boast, nay even, bet, the other night at the club, that you would propose and he accepted by the notori ous flirt, Helen Hammond?” This unexpected attack for a moment disconcerted even the cool Vane, but he soon recovered himself anti answered with a smile of concealed triumph. “ I did make such a bet, Miss Helen, hut you are not perhaps aware of the circumstance which led to it. I heard you accused and condemned as a heart less flirt, whose only ambition was to be admired, whose only pleasure was to infliat pain. Alone 1 attempted to de fend you : opposed by a dozen adver saries, I found I could do nothing, so ottered to hack myopinion by a wager— that I would either be accepted or else refused in so kind a manner ns to prove that you were not tho heartless woman the world believed you to be. I lost my bet. Still,” he continued, taking her hand, which she made no effort to with draw—“ still, I cannot yet believe that contact with the gay and fashionable world can have changed you so com pletely from the sweet girl that you were a few years since.” Helen was silent for some moments, during which sweet memories of the past seemed to crowd themselves on her mind. “No, Charlie, I am not quite the heartless woman the world thinks me. There are still some true and noble sentiments in my heart which your presence and your words have awkened. Notwithstanding my apparent heartless ness this evening, 1 am not indifferent to the gootl friend who defended me at the club.” Vane was totally unprepared for this tender admission. For a moment lie was silent, anti almost forgot his thought of revenge. But alas for poor human nature! it was only for an instant, lie again reverted to the cruel manner in which his declaration had been re ceived, and revenge once more became the ruling passion of his heart. “ Not indifferent to me,” lie paid in a soft anti tender tone. “ Yes; hut I re quire more. Do you think Helen, you could give up your hooks, your home, the halls and parties you enjoy so much ; could you give up your old associations, the charming society of Baltimore, the many friends you have— could you give up all these, and go to some wild and uncongenial soil with one who has only hi* profession to de pend upon ?” She leaned her head upon his shoul der and sweetly whispered: “ I think I could, Charlie.” “ I am glad to hear it,” cried Vane. “ My friend Torn Harris is looking for a wife to accompany him to Texas. 1 will mention your name to him. Gootl evening, Miss Helen,” continued the now triumphant Vane; “you can sleep now, 1 shall not disturb you.”—Wash ington Capital. Bigotry in Nicaragua. An instance of blind bigotry has oc curred at Managua, in Nicaragua. Two Americans, Capt. Cunningham and Mr. Simpson, were walking quietly through the streets, when they saw coming to ward them a procession consisting of a priest carried in a sedan chair, with the holy sacrament, and escorted by sol diers. They turned down a By-street in the direction their busine s letl them, when suddenly one of the soldiers do tacln d himself from the procession, and running some forty rods out of the way to where they were, without saying a word stiuck Mr. Simpson with his bayo net, and made a savage thrust at Capt. Cunningham, the bayonet passing through the nose and under the left eye, causing a severe wound. Both gentlemen had only been in the coun try a couple of weeks, and neither of them spoke a word of Spanish. They ilid not know it was necessary to take off their hats, more particularly as they were some fifty yards from the street down which the procession was passing, and both of them say that liad any one asked them to take oil' their hats, or even made a sign to them, they would immediately have complied. On the fact becoming known to the commander, he at once caused the soldier to be ar rested, and he is to ho punished, al though the unfortunate man says the priest gave him the order. How the Earth is Formed. If the reader, after perusing the fol lowing description of the probable mode of the formation of the earth, given by an English scientific writer in a new volume, does not understand the pro cess, he had better leave this “ internal sperical vacuity,” and go where bigger words are used : A formal idea of the heaven and the eartli may he obtained by imagining the heaven as at first an affluviant generation from a monecen tral point, occupying, or creating and occupying, space; the earth, as the ar rest or end of such generative action, with the gradual relaxation of central tension and abnegation of such center, tlie consequence being the formation of a huge internal spherical vacuity, termed in the Genetic record “ earth.” The Escaped Nun. Edith O’Gorman, the “escaped nun,” who is now traveling around the coun ' try giving an alleged expose of her treat ment in a convent, advertises herself as an unmarried woman. She is also accompanied by a man calling himself Prof. Auff'ray, who rooms with heratall the hotels, and says that she is his wife. ’ The Minneapolis News, of the 12th inst., - states that while in that city last week, Miss O Gorman was brula'ly beaten in ' her room by this man, and that screams 1 of terror and entreaties for mercy came from the room every night. The same paper gives a further account of the ter -1 rors of her marital life, to which, if the statement is correct, the most vigorous 1 convent discipline must be infinitely ! preferable.— Chicago Times. Twenty thousand women gain a living t in Switzerland by working in the watch factories. ii Literature. ,Mining, Commercial, Agricultural, General and Local News. OUNTY. MARYLAND, SATURDAY, MAY 11, 187-2 The Now Church Organ. BY WILT. M. CART.KTON. They've got a bran new organ. Sue, For all their fuss and search ; They’ve done just jus they said they’d do, And fetched if, into church. They’re hound the critter shall be seen, And on the preacher's right They've hoisted up their new machine Tn everybody’s sight. They’ve got a chorister and choir, Ag’in my voice and vote; For it was never my desire To praise tho Lord by note! And twice, when Deacon Tubbs was sick. I took the fork an' led I I’ve been a sister good an’ true For five an’ thirty year; I’ve done what seemed my part to do. An’ prayed my duty clear; I’ve sung the hymns both slow and quick, .lust its the preacher read. And twice, when Deacon Tubbs was sick, I took the fork an’ led! And now, their bold, new-fangled ways Is coinin’ all about; And I. right in my latter days, Am fairly crowded out! To-day tne preacher, good old dear. With (ears all in his eyes. To-day the preacher, good old dear. With tears all in his eyes. Read “ I can read my title clear To mansions in the skies.” I al’uys liked that blessed hymn— I s’pose I al’ays will; It somehow gratifies my whim In good old Ortonvillc; Rut when that choir got up to sing, I couldn’t catch a, word ; They sung the most dog-gondest thing A body every heard! Some worldly chaps was standin’ near. An’ when I seed them grin, I hid farewell to every fear. And boldly waded in. I thought, I’d chase their tune along, An’ tried with all my might; But though ray voice is good an’ strong, L couldn't steer it right ; When they were high, then I was low. An’ also eontrawisc; And I too fast, or they too slow. To "mansions in the skies.” An’ after every verse, you know, They played a little tune; I didn’t understand, an’ so I started in too soon. I pitched it pretty middlin’ high, T fetched a lusty tone. But oh. alas! I found that I Was singin’ there alone! They laughed a little, I inn told; But I had done my bow; And not a wave of trouble rolled Across my peaceful breast. • She understood the time, right through, An' kep ’ it with her head; And sister Brown —I could but look— She sits right front of me : She never was no singiu’ book. An’ never went to be: But then she al’ays tried to do The best she cou'd, she said; She understood the time right through. An’ kep’ it, with her head ; But when she tried this mornin’, oh, I had to laugh, or cough ! It kep’ her head a bobbin’ so, It e'en a’most came off! An’ Deacon Tubbs—he all broke down. As one might well suppose; He took one look at Sister Brown, And meekly scratched his nose. He looked his hymn book through and through And laid it on the seat, And then a pensive sigh he drew. And looked completely boat. An’ when they took another bout. He didn't even rise; But drawed his red bandanner out An’ wiped his weepin’ eyes. ’ W’ \\ 11 . Hut drawed his red bandanner out. Ah' wiped his wet pin' ei/es. \ I’ve been a sister, good an’ true. For five and thirty year; [ I’ve done what seemod my part to do. An’ prayed my duty clear; But death will stop my voice, I know, , For he is on my track; And some day, 1 to church will go, 1 And never more come back, i And when the folks get up to sing— i Whene’er that time shall be k Ido not want uo patent thing A squealin’ over me! Since tho reign of the Emperor Max . imilian I. (1594), the Austrian armies , have fought nt) fewer than nearly seven thousand battle®, or one to every fifteen days. Since the year 1600 Austria bus ; had one hundred and eleven years of i peace, and one hundred and sixty years of war Farm and Garden. Keeping Sweet Potatoes. —To keep j | sweet potatoes through the winter • ‘ treat them as the ladies do their dahlia | bulbs. Pack them in dry sand, which has been thoroughly heated, so as to I drive oat all the moisture, and then set them in a warm, dry place. Instances i have been known where they have leen j kept for two years, being stored in a j warm, dry cellar, near the furnace, j Keep them awav from all moisture. Unlike Irish potatoes, which need a | cold situation to keep well, the sweet potatoes need to be kept warm and <iry. What ('an he I tone Against Spavin.— A veterinary correspondent of an ex change, m tlie course of a. comprehen sive article on spavin, its causes, etc., gives the following as what can he done against it : “A rational treatment requires: First, to give absolute rest for the ani mal, respecting the diseased joint, till a coalescence has been effected ; second ly, to produce a certain degree of in ; flammation in the diseased bones, just enough to effect a union, hut not so much as to lead to further destruction. Such a limited degree of inflammation can be produced and supported by dif ferent means -for instance, by firing, by blistering, or by sc tons. Firing is frequently very effective; there is, how ever, one objection to it—that is, it pro duces and leaves behind rather ugly scars, which are unnecessary and should he avoided. Blistering, also, is usually attended with good results, an 1 may he preferred, provided the substances used as a blister are such as do not leave any blemishes behind ; in other words, do not destroy the skin and the roots of the hair; as, for instance, an ointment consisting of one part of the red bin iodide of mercury and of sixteen parts of hog’s lard, applied and rubbed in about twice a week, generally answers the purpose. All such extremely cor roding substances, however, as arsenious acid, sulphuric acid, muriatic acid, nitric acid, caustic ammonia, corrosive sublimate, euphorbium and others of a similar nature, should never he used, on account of the mischief they will pro duce, lor they not only destroy the roots of the hair, and degenerate and destroy the skin, hut sometimes become de structive also to the parts beneath, even to the hones themselves, and fre quently make the animal an incurable and valueless cripple. The secret reme dies used against spavin, ringbone, curb and splints, by traveling quack doctors, generally consists of some of those extremely corrosive substances; therefore all would do well to give such fellows a wide berth. “ Setons also cannot hut produce ugly blemishes, and should never he used. “The best, prevention, of course, eon sists in excluding strictly not only those horses and mares from breeding that have spavin, hut also those that have weak joints, are how-legged, or show bad mechanical proportions in their books. ll’ we do that, cases of spavin will cease to be frequent. If we have a horse with hock joints inclined to spavin, or a horse that is naturally a little how-legged, hut is yet free fiom spavin, we can frequently prevent that disease if we lower occasionally the in side heel and the whole inside of the hoof from the heel to the toe by ju diciously paring so as to take away the center of the weight from the inside of the hook and throw' it upon the center of the joint, or further toward its out side. As far as the exciting causes arc concerned, cases of spavin would also considerably decrease in frequency if Young America had less tendency to gallop young horses under the saddle.” Hints for the Housewife, To Ilid Canaries of lAce. —A friend of ours, having large experience, uses for perches in the cages sticks of the com mon elder (Sandmens Canadensis ), from which the pith is removed and notches (ait in the upper part of the perch at distances of one-half to one inch ; thus a series of holes connecting the exterior and interior of the perch are made. As the birds purge, the lice leave them and creep into the interior of the perch. Each morning the perch is removed and and the lice jarred out on to a piece of white paper and destroyed. We have also heard that lice will not stay on a bird or fowl that sits on a sassafras perch.— Rural New Yorker. Graham Bread. —Take two cups but termilk ; one-half cup best sugar-house syrup; one teaspoonful soda; half tea spoonful salt. Stir w’ith a spoon to a stiff* mas (not too stiff*, else the bread will be too hard), pour into a three pint basin well buttered; put it in a steamer over cold water, which gives the loaf more time for rising. Steam three-quar ters of an hour; then place it in the oven just long enough to give it a rich, brown color. If the buttermilk is not of sufficient richness, use a tablespoon full of thick cream. Graham bread raised with yeast is much improved by cooking the same way. Apple Charlotte. —Pare and slice your apples ; put a half pint of w'hite sugar to every pound of apples, and as much water as will he sufficient to stew. It the apples are very acid, add a little more sugar; flavor with lime syrup; flutter a dish, and line it with buttered bread ; then put a layer of apples, and one of buttered bread, and so on, until the dish is tilled. The last layer should he apples. Take the crust off* the bread. It should be baked in a slow oven. The New Hrulge at Niagara. In the great gale, a few days since, people at Niagara looked to see the new suspension bridge come down, hut it stood the test. although the central por tion, unprotected with guys, performed a gracelul serpentine movement, both horizontally and perpendicularly, that was worth seeing. The entertainment was rendeied additionally attractive by the pas ing to and fro of passengers of both sexes on foot and in carriages .just for the fun of the thing. An enterpris ing velocipedist also added to the amusement of the occasion, hut his machine v/as not a success on shipboard i in a storm. The performance closed P with the demolition of one-half of the i inclined railway descending to the ferry. Why Men Don’t Marry. The census statistics show very clear ! ly that more than fuiir-sevenths of the marriages in M:issachust tU are among i the foreign horn population. Why is j it ? For the most simple reasons—the ! foreign-horn can afford to get married, j and the native cannot; mid this must he so, so long as our extravagant modes of life continue. In social life, there never was a people tending to deeper and more destructive social corruption, and th t it is so is most evident from the records in all the courts and the columns of all newspapers—than Amer icans. Once was the time when a wife was a “ helpmeet,” now, in a thousand eases, you can change tin* “meet” to j “cat,” and make it read more truth- | , fully. We boast of our system of education : • , we have female high schools, female colleges, female medical schools, and ; female heavens. Our girls are refined, 1 learned and wise; they can sing', dance, play pianos, paint, and t tlk French and Italian, and all the soft languages, write j ■ poetry and love like Venuses. They ' are ready to he courted at ten years, and they can he taken from school and x married at, fifteen, and divorced at i t twenty. They can make splendid shows ) on bridal tours, can coquette and flirt I at the watering places, and shine like j • angels at the winter parties. But j Heaven he kind to the poor wretch who marries in the fashionable circles! What are they at washing floors? Oh, we forget: nobody has bare floors now— how vulgar they would he! What are 1 tin y at making bread or boiling beef? Why, how thoughtless we are ; to be 1 sure they will board or have servants. ( What are they at mending old clothes? But there we are again : the fashions t change so often that nobody has old ] clothes hut the rag-man and the paper- 1 maker now. What are they at washing t babies faces and pinning up their trow- < sers ? And here is our intolerable stu pidity once more—having children is • left to the Irish. What lady thinks ot ! having children about her now? < >r, j if she is so unfortunate, don’t she pu them to wet-nurses to begin with, and i to boarding-schools afterward? We repeat: we have come to the point where young men hesitate and grow' old before they can marry, and after ward keep clear from bankruptcy and crime. What is the consequence? There are more persons living a single life—are there more living a virtuous life ? It is time for mothers to know that the extravagance they encourage is de structive to their children; that all the foolish expenditures making to rush their daughters to matrimony are, in stead of answering that end, tending to destroy the institution of marriage al together. Heet Hoot Sugar. It having been demonstrated that beets can he grown in many parts of the Pacific slope, of such quality and in such quantity as to insure profit to both the grower and the sugar manufacturer, . it is not surprising to learn that larger tracts of land will be devoted to their culture this year than ever before. At Alvarado, Cal., a large sugar manufac tory, capable of handling sixty tons of beets every twenty-four hours, has been built. Last year the company owning it manufactured 500,000 pounds of sugar of excellent quality, equal in every re spect to that made from cane. This year product will be more than doubled, and as several other large sugar works have been established in different parts of the State, an appreciable and favorable effect will no doubt he produced on tin* sugar market of the country. The sup ply of cane sugar manufactured at the South during the past few years has been far short of the demand, and high prices have ruled in consequence. Education in Saxony. A novel and most interesting experi ment in the field of elementary instruc tion has just keen resolved upon in Saxony. Hitherto, as everywhere else, so in that small, hut highly developed Kingdom, the youth of the lower orders, upon being apprenticed to a trade, have been left at liberty to forget the little they learnt at school. Attendance at Sunday schools and evening instruction provided by the State and charitable societies were perfectly optional. By a law just passed this liberty is abridged, and compulsory attendance at evening schools exacted for a period of three years. Nature says : This is, we believe, the first time in the annals of the world that an attempt has been made by a a State to extend the education of the humbler classes beyond the merest rudi ments, and after they have entered upon the business of life. Delicious Sorrow. There is a mysterious feeling that frequently passes like a cloud over the spirits. It comes upon the soul in the busy hustle of life, in the social circle, in the calm and silent retreats of soli tude. Its powers are alike supreme over the weak and the iron-hearted. At one time it is caused by the flitting of a single thought across tho mind. * Again, a sound will come booming ; across the ocean of memory, gloomy 1 and solemn as the death-knell, over [ shadowing all the bright hopes and l sunny feelings of the heart. Who can l describe, and yet who has not felt its . bewildering influence? Still, it is a de licious sorrow; and like a cloud dim ming the sunshine of the liver, al though causing a momentary shade ol gloom, it enhances the beauty of re ) turning brightness. Darwinism in Australia. I The way in which extremes meet is i illustrated by the fact that the native t Australians, who are, probably, as near t brutes as men can he, have for ages be j lieved in the theory of development, of f wh’cli Darwin is the apostle. Accord t ing to their faith, man has ascended - from the lowest forms ot life, through & all the intermediate grades of animated s existence, to his present physical and 1 mental excellence. They cherish their 1 dogs with great care, inasmuch ns they b believe them to be embryo men, liable e to develop at any moment into f>np of themselves. Editors and Proprietors. number 33. Foreign Gossip. Ai.va C. Stone, of Montague, Mass., was run over bv the cars on Tuesday i night. IFis head was completely served I from his body, and probably rolled into ; Deerfield river, as it lias not been found A citizen of Paris has written a his ! tory of the Commune, and now wants | the hide of a Communist to bind the j book. In Russia it is not an uncommon thing j for tlie Czar to go behind the scenes at I the theater and compliment the leading performer. Ear trumpets of a wonderful con struction, by which sounds can bo heard at a distance of a mile, are to be shown at the Vienna Exposition. A wom an in Manchester, England, has been arrested for chloroforming women, and, while in an insensible condition, cutting off and stealing their hair. Rev. My ram I). Wood, who was con victed of seduction at Atlanta, G i., was sentenced on Wednesday to ten years’ imprisonment in the penitentiary. A two-story hotel, with a French roof, to accommodate two hundred guests, is projected at the summit of Mount Washington. Sir H arry Burrand, Baronet, with an income of £15,000 per year fiotn estates in England and Ireland, recently mar ried Miss Anderson, the belle of St. John, N. B. Alls ave one of Queen Victoria’s ladies in waiting are widows, her choice since Prince Albert died. They receive £3OO per annum, and are the widows of de ceased Peers. Two hunchbacks celebrated their nuptials in Paris the other day, in the presence of thirty invited guests also hunchbacks. At the wedding ball all the musicians were hunchbacks, as was every dancer. The Parish municipal authorities have at length accepted Sir Richard Wal lace’s offer to erect drinking fountains in the streets of that city at his own ex pense, and orders have been given for their construction before the hot weather sets in. The London boys amuse themselves by placing percussion caps on the rails of the street railroads, greatly frighten ing both horses and passengers. The nuisance has become so general that de tectives have been detailed to watch and bring to justice the sportive youths. A Halifax pilot and three assistants, who at great risk succeeded in getting aboard a Quebec schooner which had parted anchor and was going out to sea with the drift ice, were arrested by the agent, on bringing her in, for illegally entering the vessel and breaking open the cabin. Janvier LaMotte, the ex-Prefect of the French Department of Eure during the Empire, was recently tried for felony, and it was proved that, while his salary was only thirty thou and francs, he spent annually four hundred thousand francs belonging to the public funds. His case is said to have been by no means isolated among the Prelects of the Second Empire. Sunday in New York, The New York Academy of Design will hereafter be open seven days in the week. Last Sunday witnessed the inauguration of the new programme. The galleries were filled with a large and orderly assemblage, and nothing whatever occurred to mar the quiet of the Sabbath. This is the true way to insure the observance of the day o< rest, which experience has proved to be es sential to physical and mental well being. As it is now, churches and liquor saloons vie with each other in attractiveness, and the latter carry off the palm. It is useless to ignore the fact that a majority of people do not, and will not, attend religious services. As workers in a real, not an ideal world, it is our business to recognize this, and see to it that they shall have at least an opportunity to spend Sunday some where else than in close, cheerless rooms, or in gaily painted, cheerful sa loons. Our libraries should be thrown open ; our collections of paintings and statuary should invite the passer-by; our leading scientific men should, as in London, deliver “talks to workingmen” in some central hall, where the work ingman and his family might come, and he sure of a glad welcome. It the Sab bath was made for man, it should be made pleasant for man, not only for tile Christian and the drunkard, but for the great majority of men, who are neither the one nor t he other. French Juries, it is suggested by the correspondent of a New York paper that we should borrow a feature of the French law in the constitution of juries. It often happens during prop cted trials that one or more ot the jurymen are inca pacitated by sickness or death. In cases that are likely to he of long dur ation, the French couits select one or two ext''a jurors, who are required to he present during the trial, and listen to the evidence and arguments like the rest. They do not go into the consul* tat ion room, however, unless vacamien occur in the original twelve, in which case they replace the absentees. Thus the trouble and expense of a second trirl are often avoided. A Winter Muskniehm. The Pacific Rural Press speaks highly of a muskmclon, the seed of which was brought from Turkey, which keeps readily to midwinter or later. The edi tor ate of one plucked three months previously, and which it seemed might have been kept months longer. It-is hardly as rich as some of our musk mel ons, but if it can be kept the year round will he of great value. Durino the recont boat race in Lon don between the Oxford and Cambridge crews, a novel experiment with the* tele graph was tried with success. A steamer accompanied the racing boats, having on hoard an instrument, and a cable connected with a wire on shore. This was paid out as the steamer pro ceeded, and at the same time dispatches were telegraphed to the central office ■ reporting the progress of the race, the ! arrival at well-known points along the route.