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C. If. WALK Kit & .1. H. ODER, VOLUME I. To a Wave. BY roL. K I). IUKKR. Dost thou seek a star with thy swelling frost, O wave, that leavest thy mother’s breast Dost thou leap from the prison's -lepths h- low In scorn of their calm and constant How? Or art thou socking some distant land. To die in murmurs uj on the strand ? Hast thou talcs to tell of the pearl lit deep. Where the wave-whelmed mariner rocks in sleep? ... Oanst thou speak of navies that sunk in pride, lire the roll of th* ir thunder in echo died ? What trophies, what banners are floating free In the shadowy depths of that silent sea ? It were vain to ask. as thou rollcst afar, <)f banner or mariner, ship or star ; It were vain to seek in thy stormy faco Some tale of the sorrowful past to trace : Thou art swelling high: thou art dashing tree: How vain are the questions we ask of thee. I too am a wave on the stormy sea : I too am a wanderer, driven like thee ; 1 too am seeking a distant land. To he lost and gone ere I reach the strand ; For the land I seek is a waveless shore. And they who once reach it shall wander no more. THE MAX WHO SEVER LAUGHED. i. I had Jin old friend. If fate should ever lead you to the giave-yard at Rhciin, you might read his name on a slab that is neighborly with tin* tomb of Abbe Caste!, tin amiable poet, who has’ received credit for some tilings which were produced by somebody else. It is as much as 10 years that my old friend has lain under the cypress trees that his grandchildren planted over him. The wind has gradually filled with earth the inscription which was intended to inform the public: “ Here lies M. Jem Bernard.” Moss lias crept over the specimen of lapidary caligraphy until the letters of the epitaph have become a velvet green of the most picturesjue appearance. My old friend, like a goodly number of those who sleep about him, was something besides a tender spouse and excellent father for whose soul prayers are offered up. He was brave and ad venturous ; he had traveled extensively, had been shipwreeked half a dozen times and was the pos-essor of a j worldly experience well worth consult- j ing. It was a most singular thing, i however, that, in spite of his amiable and often jolly humor, he never laughed. M. 1 Bernard was fond of telling j pleasant stories, but while all around him were convulsed with laughter, In* j alone retained his impassibility. His j features would become animated, his forehead wrinkled, his eyes would spai kle and enjoyment was plainly visible : j but, as to his lips, they did not seem to 1 he able to express even the silen gri- ! mace that Fontenelle tolerated—the smile. One evening—it was on board the English steamer Solent—a r.ewphew of my old friend was sitting by my side. “Toll me,” 1 said suddenly to the young man. “why is it that your uncle never laughs?” “What! Have you also remarked that peculiarity ? It is an old story, that dates away back to the days of his boyhood.” “Can’t you tell me about it ?” “Y*s; on condition, however, that you will be careful never to make any allusion to it in my uncle’s presence.*’ I promised •, but, now that my old friend is dead, I can take my turn and tell why it was that he never laughed. ii. In 1814, during the great war in Franco, M. .lean Bernard had reached his fifteenth year. Jle was living in Nancy with his mother. His father had been killed in la ipsic, and his elder brother, a captain in the young guards, was one f the 70,000 heroes who dispu ted, step by step, the inarch of the allies on the soil of France, who e success lay in their numbers alone. It was a rainy day at the end of February. The Prussians, beaten the night before by Napoleon, lied toward Nancy, and traversed hastily the almost deserted streets of the town. Worn out and covered with mud, they formed on the public place in front of the Hotel do Ville. Suddenly, there was heard the gallop of a score of horses; the sol diers, hurrying on and turning their heads to look back, loaded their guns. They felt li d they were pur ued by the terrible cuirassiers who had passed their lines on the night before. “They are afraid?” cried a young boy, who was one of a small crowd ol citizens looking on. A burly captain, with a grizzly mus tache and an athletic form, heard the remark, looked the hoy in the face and advanced toward him. My old friend— the young boy, I mean—turned very pale, hut doubled up his lists and awa ted his coming. The colossal Prussian stepped up, seized the boy by the throat, slapped his face, and threw him to the ground. This revenge ue complished, ne lengthened out lii.s step to regain his already retreating com pany. Tne young Frenchnnii jumped quickly to Ins feet—livid, breathless, mad with rage—threw himstlf upon one of the retreating grenadiers with an effort to disaim him. He was quickly thrown to the ground, trampled under feet, and wounded in the breast with a sabre. The curious crowd that had gathered had fled in a state of conster nation when the trouble beg in, and the enemy was already out of town, when the young Bernard, in his paroxysm of rage, was still fighting in his ov\n blood with an imaginary foe. He was picked up and carried home. A brain fever placed his days and his reason in danger, and it to;>k all a mothers care to bring him back to life. He never spoke of til's adventure, which he seemed to have forgotten, and everybody was careful not to recall it. His character was visibly affected ; from frankness and joyousness he had be come taciturn, and when he was par ticularly happy he contente.l himself with simply smiling. After the year 1815 Jean Bernard was placed in a bank, while his brother re nounced the profession of arms and bought him a far : in the neighborhood of Melun. HI. 1 here was a heavy storm in Mayence on the 21st ol November, I >22 raining from S o clock in tin* morning till mid night. Toward s o’clock on the evening of that dav Major Hu-mr of the Pius sian army, was dancing his little girl on his kr.ee as usual, giving her his mus- i taeh to pull, and listening to the recital : of her prayers. After receiving several j of those big, child-’.ike kisses that re- j sound so charmingly, lie laid her down in her little eraile. As soon as M’ile Charlotte had closed her eyes, her mother rocking h r ami singing softly one of those little lullabies that can he traced even to the savages, the officer went into the pat lor, where his mother sat waiting for him. He kissed her forehead in sincere filial aflVelion, then walked up and down the long room several times, halting finally before a window to look out upon the gleam of light that str tched from the parlor candles upon the wet sidewalk. A graceful young woman, one finger on her lips anti stepping lightly out of the room where her little girl had just fallen asleep, approached the dreamer, who, though he had just been promoted to a majoiity, still wore his captain’s uniform. “ What are you dreaming of, Fred eric?” she asked, as she leaned her head against her husband’s shoulder. “Of you, Martha,” he answered, as reached out his arm to draw her toward him. “ Is it the rain which makes you so sad?” “ No, but the prospect of passing my evening at the inn, when it would he so much pleasanter for me to stay at home with you.” “ Then why do you go?” “ You forget, my dear, that my old fiiends, Wcisch and Buggler, have of fered me a punch for to-night, which we are to drink in honor of my promo tion. “ Can’t I go with you ?” “ No,” answered the Major, who couldn't keep from laughing at the idea of seeing his Martha enter tin* bar room of an inn. •* Then they don’t allow women in your miserable old tavern?” “It is they who ic-u-e to come. At least, that was the way of it when l was i lieutenant. Since then. Maltha, I have | been with you so much that I don’t j know whether there lias been any change or not.” “ Then go quick, so that you can come hack all the sooner,” said the young wife, as she disengaged herself from he r husband’s arms. Major Harner, who had now reached I his tliuty-fourth year, was one of tlie ! most promising officers <4' tin* Prus-ian ; army. His character was mild, and his i regular features cm l ied an expression j that was rather melancholy than othcr | wise. He threw his great army cant about him, buttoned it up, looked out at the window, and then came hack and sat down opposite his mother ami be side his wife. Martha had in her hand one of M’lle Charlotte’s little ribbons, which that young lady was probably dreaming of at that very moment. “Come, go on, now, and let me have this sofa all alone,” said his wife, who saw his hesitation, and wished to help | him out of it. She received another kiss, and the Major, after having traversed the room three or four times with measured tread, hade his mother “good night !" with a sigh, stopped a moment la-foie the door of the bed-chamber to hear the regular breathing of his child, and then went away. There was still a line and drizzling rain outside. It was quite a distance between the Major’s house and the cafe “Aux Amies de Brandenburgh,” which was situated near the cathe dral. “ Devil take Buggler and Weisch for breaking in upon my habit-, such wea ther as this,” muttered the officer, as he felt the rain in his face. Th re was a time when the rain would not have made much difference to him ; and then he would have hern equally indifferent how late he remained at tin* tavern. But that was when he was a lieutenant, when he was in France, when his mother was far away and be fore he knew Martha. The Major was late in arriving, and h’s appearance was received with the most respectful salutation from his sub ordinates and a hearty shake of the hand from his friends. The veteran Buggler, who had been the first to arrive, had taken the largest table in the room. He broke out in hurrahs when he saw his companion enter the room. Hasner had served under liis command, and he was de lighted at his promotion. As to Weisch, in arose, spread out his mouth, and his great porcelain pipe vibrated in the air as it hung for a moment between his teeth, a post it never leit except to be filled again. iv. Although Mayence in 1822 contained a IV deral garrison, the cafe Aux Arrnes h* Brandenburgh was frequented only by Prussian officer-. The jokes of his two friends and the congratulations of everybody soon drove away the Major’s laid humor. They all went back to the battle-field. The recollections of the past were revived while the punch was brewing under the personal superinten dence of a captain who had very will ingly taken charge of this feature of the evening’s entertainment. Suddenly the door opened as if it had been burst in by the wind, and a gust of damp air agitated the dense clouds of smoke and made the lamps flicker. A young man, wrapped in a cloak, en tered the room. llis eyes, of a sober gray, took a rapid sweep of all around him. He seemed to hesitate as to where he should sit down—first went to ward two old musraches that were en gaged in a game of chess, then by a sud den change* of resolution took Ins place at the little table where Major Hasner was. The citizens of Mayence very rarely visited the cafe Aux Amies de Bran dt*. ihurgh unless accompanied by an offi cer. There was a silence at all the ta bles for the purpose of inspecting the new-comer, who threw back the wet collar of his cloak and let it fall upon the chair. Light-complexioned, pale, and with a. new-born mustache cover ing his upper lip, he said curtly to the waiter who asked him what he would have : “ Brandy, beer, anything you like.” The conversation, thus interrupted for a moment, was taken up again, and An Independent Paper—Devoted to Literature. Mining, Commercial, Agricultural, General and Local News. FROSTBURG, ALLEGANY COUNTY, MARYLAND, SATURDAY, MAY 18, 187*2 the u .iter p aced a glas* before the j ! stranger. “(ientlemen,” sa d the latt* i\ as he ; tunud to the officers who wor*r watch ing the | regress of the punch, “ which one of you speaks French?” “ I know something of the language,” answered Major Hasner, as he arose, “in what wav can I be of service to you ?*’ The young man looked into the calm face beforv him for a moment, then shut It is eyes and pressed one of his hands to his breast, as if be were in pain. “1 beg your pardon,” he added, in a trembling voice, a moment after, “ but are not thes*”—and he pointed to the epaulets on the Major’s shoulder—“ire not these the insignia of a c.i] t tin in the Prussian army?” Hasner had scarcely answered in the affirmative, when, without having no ticed the rapid movement of the young man’s arm, lie felt a blow in the face. All the officers jumped up iinmedi ately and surrounded the Frenchman, who hol<l himself at bay against the wall. Hasner was about to fall upon upon him, when his friends Weisch and Buggler seized him and held him off’. Then a bottle was hurled at the hea 1 of the stranger by one of the officers, and broke into a crash upon the wall. “ Hold, gentlemen,” cried Hasner. “ this affair is mine.” He then stepped in front of the man who had insulted him as if he feared that the latter was going to run away. “ I do not know you,” he said, after looking at the Frenchman a moment. “Six years ago,” replied the other, “ one of your countrymen, a captain like you, slapped my face on the pubjie square of my native town. I tried to avenge myself, and I was thrown to the ground, beaten and wounded by his sol diers. I always felt that blow till a moment ago, and I only awaited th** death of my mother to demand satis faction for it. I arrived in this town this evening, and, less eowardly than your compatriot, I addressed myself to you—that is, to a man and not a child.” A niuimur arose among the officers, hut the Major suppressed it. “ I am innocent of the outrage that was committed upon you, monsieur,” In* soid on raiding his head sadly ; “ I would not have struck a child any more than you, belh ve me. You have no longer a mother—so much the hotter, for you have placed me under the necessity of killing you. My friends,” added the Ma jor, turning to Wcisch and Buggler, “ I leave the arrangement of evciything to you.” v. The next day, about 8 o’clock in the morning, a post-chaise carried M. Jean Bernard on his way back to France. At the same hour Weisch and Buggler canied t* Martha the inanimate corpse of her husband—killed* without having bail the time ever to put on his Major’s uniform. “My uncle,” continued the young man who told the sad story, “ whose good heart and fair dealing you know as well as any one, learned only too late that lie whom lie had in Mil tod had a mother, a wife, a child, and was no longer a captain. He has never ceased to think ot ihe orphan. And now you know why he never laughs.” Hearing. The art of not hearing i* fudy as im portant to domestic happiness as a cul tivated ear, for which so much time and money is expend* d. There are fo many tilings which are so piinful to hear, many of which, if heard, will disturb the temper and detract from content ment and happiness, that every one should be educated to take in or shut out sounds at will. If a man falls into a violent passion and calls me all man ner of names, the first word shuts my ears, and I hear no more. If in my quiet voyage of life 1 am caught in one of these domestic whirlwinds of scold ing, I shut up my ear?, as a sailor would furl his sail, and, making all tight, scud before the gale. If a hot and restless man begins to inflame my feelings, I consider what mischief tlnse sparks might do in the magazine below, where my temper is kept, and instantly close the door. Does a gadding, mischief making fellow begin to inform me what people are saying about me,down drops the portculis of my ear, and he cannot get in any further. Some people feel so very anxious to hear everything that will vex and annoy them, they set about searcl ing and finding it out. If ail the petty things said of one by the heedless or ill-natured idlers were to be hinught home to him, he would become a mere walking pin cushion, stuck full of sharp remarks, j should as soon thank a man for emptying on my head a bushel of nettles, or setting loose a swarm of mu-ketoes in my chamber, or raising a pungent in my house generally, as to bring upon me all the tattle ol spiteful people. If you wou’d be happy, when among good men open your ears; when among had, shut them. It is not worth while to hear what your seivants say win n they have slammed the door; what a beggar says whose petition you have reject! d ; what your neighbors say about your children ; what your rivals say about your business or dress. I have noticed that a well-bred woman never hears an impertinent remark. A kindof disc reet deafness saves one from not a little appaicnt connivance in dis honorable conversation. — Spring field Re publican, Professor Morse as an Artist. An inteiesting memento of the late* Professor Morse is a large historical painting which hangs in the Mayor’s office at the Charlestown (Massachu setts) C;ty Hall. It has no spec’al ar tistic merit, and when it was discovered among the rubbish of the old City Hall a couple of years ago there was some discussion as to what it intended to represent. Professor Morse’s name having been found upon the hack of the canvas, a letter of inquiry was writ ten to him. His reply was a very in teresting letter, giving some pleasant personal details. The picture, it seems, was the “ Landing ot* the Pilgrims,“ and was painted by Professor Morse at tin* age of nineteen, and his first effort at historical painting. Current 1 fetus. Women in** now admitted to lifty I American colleges. Tiif. m*w Viceroy of Canada is the grandson of Sheridan. Leap orf. has been found at Coffey ville, Kansas, that assays 05 per cent. Jackson county, Kansas, p.id *2.770 for gopher scalps last yen*, at, 20 cents | eJch. There arc three hundred and sev enty rigulir colleges in the Unit*-! States, according to the New York Tribune, The dog crop cf the Union is esti mated at 21,000 000 Of that number Upwards of a hundred thousand go nmd annually, and bite about 10,000 par,pin. Snow was Kd deep in Little Cotton wood canyon, Utah, lecently, that an or Unary question was : “Can you ob lige* me with an iron rod to bore for my cabin ?’’ The business on the B Itimorc* and Ohio railroad increases at an enormous rate. Forty locomotives and 2,000 cars will 1 o added to the rolling stock tliis year. Work upon the tunnel tinder the Falls of .St. Anthony has stopped for want of funds, and tin* committee in charge find themselves eight thousand dollars in debt. By judicial decisions in Virginia, the war, in the eyes of the law, continue 1 during the whole period from the 17th •if April, 1801, to the 20th of January, 1870. when the State was readmitted to the Union. In Turkey, when a minister offends, they cut his head off. In Russia, when a Catscazy incurs th** displeasure of the government, ho is sent to live in Paris on .‘>,ooo rubles a year. The punish ment is capital in both instances. Owinu to an accident in a Maysville (Kv.) distillery the other day, a quan tity ot partially made whisky was turned into a pond near the building. A num ber of cows drank of it .icely and be came intoxicated, and a number oftliom have since died. Tiie Pittsburgh Water Commirsioners have become possessed of about 100 aer< son Brilliant and Harrifon Hill, cost.ng $075,000. The Commission no* d still further'a site for the Croft’s Hill reservoir; but that matter has been postponed for the j resent. A Russian printer has invented a type-setting machine, which, the St. Petersburg papers assert, far surpasses all similar machines that have hitherto been produced. It sets in an hour 10.000 letters ; it costs 5,000 rubles; and the setting of 1,000 let tors thereby costs only 5 cents. A man at Louisville ran away wi it his wife,recently, mistaking her for another woman. She was disguised, tin* heal chronicler says. Since the tragic event, all the neglected wives in that city wash their faces and comb their hair in the hope that their husbands may take them for somebody else. Somebody wrote repeatedly to General Sehenck, our Minister to London, for his autograph. The General is sdd to have written the following reply: “Sir, I hasten to comply with your re quest, and take this method of inform ing you that you are an unmitigattd nuisance. K. C. Sehenck.” Tennyson's “Charge of the Light Brigade’’ has translated into W* 1-h, and the opening part- reads as follows: “Bhuthrweh y’mlean ddew rion I ganol 1> eynwr bbl I ddryn angan Marchogal’r olive’ ehannwr.” .Maga zine readers will readily recognize this language as the one Walt Whitman has be**n writing in. An enthusiastic ritualist, wishing to make a gilt to his rector at Easter, or dered a beautiful embroidered clerical vestment to be made. He gave direc tions that the garment should he sent by express and marked C. O. D., and so it was, in the most elegant style of fancy needlework upon the back, where it could plainly be seen of men and wo men. The mails having, for a week, failed to conic to time in an Arkansas town, the local paper says it hits l een forced to draw Jnavily on the almanacs for copy, ami if communication with tin* outer world should be still longer <ut off, 4 we will he obliged next week to make extracts from the Bible; thus supplying some of our readers, at least, with matter entirely new to them.” A man named Hart, living about twelve miles north of Cliatsworth, 111., the other day set fire to the stubbles in a slough, from which his hay stack and stable caught fire. He ran to the stable to get his horses out, hut before he could unfasten them the fir** hurst into the stable. He managed to crawl out with the help of his wife. 11 is little son, five y* ais old, who went out to look for him was caught in the stable and was burned to death with the six hoisei and a eolt. Hart was badly burned. Another Baby Monstrosity. The Shelby (< ffiio) News says : “ There* exists, at out three and a half miles north of Shelby, r, curiosity almost as great as the double child of Morrow county. It is a child about eight years old, the body of which has never grown, and its head only Uje lir.st.yeyr after its birth. The head, however, is very large, weighing much more than the body— perhaps twenty-five pounds alone. It cannot walk or i-peak, but gives evidence of intelligence. It takes food in the usual manner, having had iufjttff teeth cut, which have been succeeded by others. Its hetlth lias generally been I good, ami exhibits playfulness as child r*n g nenilly do when in health, yet it is as ii* lpiesK as a child two days old. The parents, denies and Jane Powell, are aged about forty years, and no cause has or can be. assigned by them for this , strange phenomenon, which tin* mother j had during the peri >d of gestation. The i ; parents have frequently been asked to pel n.it the child to be exhibited, but ! have rr'CdwhtW stfch tfeqilestM Farm and Garden. i Fa mur. s’ Diet, —Bacon or pork in some shape or other is too common an article • of diet amongst farmer- the world over. : This is doubtless due to the fart that ! markets and butchers ate not veiy plentiful in the* country. But firmer* could well use more mutton > nd loss pork, and if the taste were once er***ted, the convenience of pork es a regular I diet would be found not si great as is now tl.ought. With fro h or dried mutt* n and more cheese, the Tinner's table, might b* more agreeably and equally well supplied, as wbh the at present perpetual pork. Cause of the Deterioration of the Wheat < rop, —Fredct iek Watts Unmmis-b nor of Agriculture, in a recent letter sms: “ The expel i* nee of many years has led me to the conclusion that the deteriora tion of t he wheat crop is mainly attiib utablo to the improper and untimely u-e of barnyard manure. in our prac tice the clover sod is turned down and planted with corn. The ground is again plowed in the spring and sowed with oats, and upon the s'ubble of this crop all the manure of the htrnyard is put, then plowed again and sowed with wheat. This delicate plant is thus subject*.d to the rawness and gloss ness of harnvard food, with all its germs of (lies, worms, lice and 1 tigs — seemingly a sufficient cause of the un successful growth of a grain so pure and delicate as wheat. Corn is the Log of plants,and will devour food of any qual ity and thrive upon it. Here, then, upon the sod, to he plowed for corn, is tlu* place for barnyard manure. Bury it deep, and when the corn is cut off’, break the stubble even with theground during winter. In tin* spring harrow tin* ground well, sow your oils upon it and roll it. You will thus keep your manure where you put it, and not sub ject the oat crop to being thrown down by it. When this crop is removed, bring your manure to the surface by deep plowing and thomugh tillage The barnyard manure having thus re ceive*! proper preparation, is a fit food for the wheat plant. Experience has taught me this le son. On my farm in IVnnsylvuniu I never fail to raise a sat isfactory crop of wheat, and I have known no such thing as midge, Hessian fly, or army worm.” Grinding Feed. —An immense saving is effected by biuising, pulping, and crushing ali kinds ol food giv* n to le* d >ng stock and draught horses, and the only wonder D, when so many clever machines are to be purchased, that tiie practice is not universally adopted. We ae no believers in giving food to ani mals condensed into a small space; bulk is in all eases essential to healthy action of the digestive organs, but con centrated matters containing highly nutritive properties may ho rendered most valuable and cflici. lit by adopting tlu* easy process of cutting hay and straw into chaff*, and mixing it with the condensed material. Straw, especially, may he utilize*! in this way, that under other conditions an animal would not eat. The food is quicker and easier pissed on to be digested the* longer time a beast has to sleep and rod, and hence the waste of material conse quent upon moving about is econo rnized. Trapping Out Worms in Gardens. —An exchange says: It is very annoying af ter having set out a nice lot of sweet potatoes or o.ibba.e plants, to see them cut down one by one by cut worms. We have tried ashes, Line, soot, and, in fact, everything we have ever heard of, but never found anything effectual un til, by accident, we found three or four of the worms gathered under a small board which had been left by some, chil dren on a sweet potato lull. Acting upon this hint, we placed small pieces ot board, large chips, etc., all through ii;** patch, and we trapped them by hundreds. Th** boards must be. lifted early in tin* morning, and on very warm days again about noon. A little care for a few days will clear these pests out of the garden. One Dial will siti.-fyany person of the merits of this plan. Promising Growth of Mane and Tad. — I give the following recipe, which I have personally proved to b; efficient in ic storing a healthy growth of hair on the tail and manes of* horses: (L>rrosive sublimate (hydbichloride), ox \ muriate of mercury, each four grains in one ounce of distilled water. Wash the parts where the hair is thin with warm water and soap, then mb dry with a linen cloth, and immediately after rub in some of the above liniment. If the hair has been rubbed off’ by the ani mal’s own endeavors to allay cutaneous irritation, then dress with the following ointment: One ounce of tine flour su - phur, one ounce of pulverized salt petre, made into soft ointment with Irerh butter or fresh rendered hog’s Ird ; mb in at night and wash in the morning with warm water and soap; lcpeat three or four times. If the hair is scant-from natural debility of the ca pillary organs, then simply use cold water applied with a soft sponge ; avoid all combing or brushing, and (dean the mane and tail, as the Arabs do, with a cour.*e ilannd nibber.— M.ddg Morgan. Dry-Slaked Lime. —A Vermont farmer recommends its use with considerable enthusiasm, and writes that it is useful for many farm purposes, requiring hut little experience to pr* pare it. “ Take some good, fresh quicklime into a box, and wet it slowly. Let it ►well and sizzle until the haul pieces are as mel low as meal, but do not g t it too wet. As fast as the top of th** pile i* slack- d sufficiently remove it, with care not to raise a dust, and keep wetting the solid mass. You will in this way get a pow der that wdl kill or d ive away any bug or worm in the garden, or on any fruit tree, as far as 1- ever tried it. But some of it in t ic water pot, and shake it up well, and water your onions, and see the onion worms get out of that or die. j It is food for the tenderest plant and death to the toughest-hided in*ect. It is a splendid disinfectant, also, and every place that can possibly send up a had smell should be well dusted down with it, and it should be applied to the toughest places every day in hot weath er, to make sure that all is right. I believe that the canker-worms so de structive to fruit trees in this section of Massachusetts could either b<* killed or I vanquished by it.” Gooff ( itizetis. From tin* Mexico (Mo.) Intelligencer. i Every community loves to boast of ;g< o l citizen*. And not unfrequenth* persons are included in this class that do in t belong to it, and cannot by any forced construction be so considered. It is not every good man who can he said t hi* a good citizen. He may be wealthy, intelligent, high-toned, refined, patriotic, moral and pious, and may by his gentlemanly deportment command the respect, of all, while at the same time so far as the good he has done to otheis, or the service he has rendered ' to th** community in which he lives, ! is cone* rm*d, he might as well never have lived. Such a man, no matter how good he may be, certainly cannot he said to he a good citizen. The man who is always to be found at his post in his lint* of business, behind his counter, at his office, his shop or upon his farm, whose pew at church is never to he found vacant when duty requires him to he in it, and who never withholds his hand when the financial interests of his church make demands upon him, Gut whose hands are closed and his in fluence is withheld ns to everything el-e, who is deaf and dumb, and blind to tin* common good of society, may bo a good man, and a pillar of strength in his church, but such a man cannot be called a good citizen. The man who is always far more t-nxious to contribute to the promotion of some other than tin* particular enterprise now claiming his encouragement and support, is not a good citizen. The man whoso signature can be ob tained to any kind of a proposition tending to promote the common good, who never fails to promise his influence, nor to pledge his co-operation, hut whose signature, promises and pledges are practically and in reality a fraud upon those with whom he proposes and pledges himself to co-operate, is not a good citizen. The man who never per forms a public duty, so long as his conscience perverts his ingenuity to form a plausible excuse for not perform ing if, and who is always behind time in such performance of duty as lie cannot evade, is not a good citizen. The man who opposes or ridicules a proposi tion H.mply because of the source from which it emanated, or without having first investigated the merits of the proposition, is not a good citizen. The man who can sit still or pled along dav after day without disturbance in his usual round of business, and not raise his hand to aid, while measures are being pressed forward by the contribu tions and labors of his neighbors to a successful consummation, the result of which will cover him all over with the richest benefits, may possibly be a good man, but a good citizen never. That man only who fulfills his promioop, re deems his pledges and performs his duty to the best of his ability to the community in which he lives, is a good citizen. Anecdote of Tom Corwin. The death of Tom Corwin, which gave us all sorrow, served to revive many good stories concerning him. When quite a young man he was elected a member of the General Assembly of the State of Ohio, anil early in the ses sion he brougl t in a bill for the destruc tion of the public whipping post. He made an earnest speech m favor of the measure, to which an elderly member replied as follows : “Mr. Speaker, the gentleman is not as old as I am, and has not seen as much of the practical operation of the system of punishment which he desires to abolish. When I lived in Connecticut, if a fellow stole a horse, or cut up other antics, we used to tie him up and give him a real good thrashing; and he always cleared right out, and we never saw anything more of him. It’s the best way of getting rid of th** rougues that ever was tiied, and and without expense to the State.” Mr. Convin, who never failed to carry his point by a joke, if the argument was a gain t. him, only made the brief reply : *• Mr. Speaker, I have often been puz zled to account for the vast emigration from Connecticut to the West, but the gentleman last up has explained it to my satisfaction.” It is almost needless to say that Mr. Corwin's bill passed by an overwhelming majority. The Texas Pacific Railroad. The amended Texas Pacific Railroad bill, as it passed the Senate on Satur day night, provides that the company must build and maintain a line from Marshal to Shreveport, and requires the gauge to he uniform with the other Pacific roads. Twenty-five miles must be built from the western terminus east ward within three years, and not less than 100 miles within two years from the eastern end, and not less than 100 miles yearly thereafter, and the whole road to he finished in ten years. An amendment limiting the issue of con struction bonds to $40,000 per mile, and anthoriz'ng the company to include in t In* mortgage, to secure their bonds, any lands they may acquire by consolidating with other goads, to whom land grants may have been made along the same route, was adopted. The company are also required to commence the con struction of the road from San Diego eastward within one year from the passage of the act. Population and Size of Berlin. The j opulation of Berlin in one hun dred and rev* litv years has increased tenfold, and its limits cover a radius of nearly thirteen miles. When Frederick tne Great’s ambition desired a city, he first inclosed a viot sandy plain with walls, and ordered that his vassals fill the empty space with houses. The peo ple being few were in consequence somewhat puzz’c 1 how to iulhll the wishes of their sovereign. 'They at last hit upon a plan of geometrical triangles, and commenced raising two-storied hotels, having is many as twenty five windows on a line. The streets thus made were beautiful and wide. The site of the city is flat, and consequently much expense has been incurred in order to make the drainage any way ap proaching perfection. Accounts from Brainard anti Fort * Ripley, Minn., report the snow two feet **p. Editors and Proprietors. NUMBER 34. Varieties. .. A new pair of kids—Twins, Si'RiNo goods—Baby jumpers. Why does a donkey eat a thistle? Because lie's an ass. . .I enks says that a pawnbroker’s otiice , must be a loan some place. i A I,s fayette, Ind. • lady is carefully raising a lot of grasshoppers. The mosquito, as a public singer, t draws well, but never gives satisfaction. 1 Why is troy-weight like an uncon , scions person. Because it has no scruples. Wav should a sailor know there is a man in the moon? Because he has been to sea. Why is the alphabet like cutting the first teeth? Because it is taught yer ■ (torture) when young. Why is a drunkard, hesitating to sign the pledge, like a half-converted Hin doo? Because he is in doubt whether to give up the jug or not (Juggernaut). “Why is there no cream to this milk, George?” said an under-graduate to his “ scout ” at Cambridge. “ .Stir it up, sir,” was the reply, “it sinks to the bottom.” Said Mr. Cantwell to his clergyman, who had a great disrelish for hypocrisy, •• How can 1 best help to reform the world ?” “By beginning with your self!” was the conclusive reply. A man and wife in Detroit left their four-year old son alone, the other even ing, though the child begged them to take him with them, faying he was afraid of bears and wolves. He screamed violently when they left the house, anil, on their return, they found that he had been made insane by fright. It is feared that lie will be an idiot for the remain der of his days. Alt llugruteful Railroad. Jones had heard about a widow who saved a train of cars from destruction by warning the engineer, as the train approached, that a certain bridgo had been washed away ; and who has been liberally rewarded, receiving a free pass for life on nearly all the inilroads in the country, and a present of ten thousand dollars from the company whose train she had saved; so Jones thought it pretty profitable business and conclud ed heal try it. He lived near a railroad bridge, and he anxiously watched and waited for it to wash away, (eeling sure it must go some time. Every rainy night he got up and paced the floor by spells, and then took his umbrella and went out to see if the bridge was beginning to go; but it was Sl®- At last he concluded that if an acci dent would not happen of its own ac cord he would make one to order, so he got upon a high bank at the side of the track one afternoon and rolled a big rock down upon the rails. It was just a few minutes before the lightning express was due, and thr w ing off Ins coat and hat so as to appear as excited as possible, he went forth to meet it. He saw it coming in the dis tance, so he tied a red cotton handker chief to a hoe handle, and waved it above his head in a wild, excited man ner as a signal of danger. But he pre sented such a singular appearance that the engineer thought him a crazy man escaped from a neighboring lunatic asy lum, and so paid no heed to him, and the train thundered on. There was a sudden whistle of “down brakes,” a rapid reversion of the en- , gine, then a terrible crash. The train was wrecked ; the engineer and fire man instantly killed; the conductor and all the brakemen dangerously, if not fatally, wound d ; and about ten per cent, of the passengers horribly mangled. Jones didn’t get a pasß for life on the principal railroads of the country and a purse of SIO,OOO, but he got ten years in the penitentiary for manslaughter, having been seen by a neighbor when in the act of rolling the big rock on the track which caused the calamity. And now he is learning to manufac ture shoes by the original process, and is of the opinion that railroads are a curse to the country. Crime ami Lynch Law in Alabama. Un Monday night, four negroes and a white man, Walter Winfield, entered the house of Mrs. N. A. Wilson, in Limestone county, Alabama, during the absence of her husband. She ran out, was pursued, caught and ravished by them. Winfield in endeavoring to es cape was drowned in the Tennessee river, near Decatur. The negroes were arrested and placed in custody of the Sheritv of Limestone county. Whilst on their way to Athens on the railroad train, at the junction of the Nashville and Decatur and Memphis and Charles ton railroads, the prisoners were seized by a band of armed men and carried oil'. What was done with them is not i known, though it is supposed they were ■ killed. They confessed to the .Sheriff . after being arrested that they were guilty of the rape. Mrs. Wilson will , probably die ot the injuries she re . ceived. A Remarkable Fossil. Prof. Marsh reports to the American Journal of Science the discovery, during I his explorations in 1871, of a remark- I able tonsil bird. It was found in the Upper Cretaceous of Western Kansas, ‘ and the remains consist of the greater , portion of the skeleton, at least five feet I in height, and which, although a true bird, as is shown by the vertebne and . other parts of the skeleton, differs widely > front any known recent or extinct forms [ of that class, and affords a fine example of a comprehensive type. The bones j are well preserved. The femur is very . short, but the, other portions of the logs 3 are quite elongated. The metatarsal 3 bones appear to have been separated. f A niout telegraph operator on the line 1 of the Burlington and (juincy railroad, " who is obliged to report each passing train, insures his being awake at such times by stretching a cord across the t track. The engine romes along, snaps t the cord, anil a coal-scuttle in the office falls with a rattle that wakes him up.