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€. 11. WALKER & J. B. ODER, VOLUME I. Almost Incredible. When Jacob courted Mary .lane. A law without a fault ho thought her. And ov'ry evening, fair or rain. Attired in all hix heft he voucht her. Sho’t honest, true, and kind, said he, As she is pretty in her features ; And if she’ll only marry me. We’ll be the happiest of creatures. His parents, hearing how he felt, And noticing his eager flury, Said: "Son be cautious. She won’t melt. Don’t he in such a precious hurry. Iler family are not renowned For being quite as meek as Moses, And some who married in it found No end of thorns among their roses.” " I'll try her temper.” Jacob cried, ** In all the ways by spite Invented;” But o'era dozen tricks he’d tried. His own good nature sore repented. The more he teased, to make her mad. Instead of vixen spunk revealing. She only seemed as meekly sad As comes of wounded tender feeling. No longer seeing room to doubt That sho was mild beyond expression. Our Jacob brought the question out. And she surrendered at discretion. In proper course the wedding came. With orange blooms and tears and laughter; A bridal tour to i-Mwn the same. And pretty cottjtc home thereafter. But ah. alas, for Jacob’s peace! Ere yet the honeymoon was over. His Mary’s temper broke the loanc He thought he had on life in clover. From being gentle as of old. And shedding tears when he’d offend her. She turned into a perfect scold. As ugly as the Witch of Kndor! Asteundod at the foarful chango. And wond’ring how he had been blinded. The hapless man could not arrange The question’s answer as he minded; Till, at her father’s house, one day. He put the query, quite emphatic: " How did you take mo in that way!” Said she: ** I’ll show you in the attic.” And then they climbed the garret stairs. Till, standing under beams unnumbered, The lady showed, with mocking air, A central post, with braces cumbered ; ” You see it's nearly worn in twain. Or seems to be. with weight it's carried; But with my teeth 1 gnawed the grain, A fortnight, iust before we married ! " Whenever you would tease me most. And then had gone, and left ine beaming, I used to come and gnaw that post. To keep myself from raging screaming! I know you'd nover know your mind, If temper I should show forbade you.” Said Jacob, ** That,my dear, was kind; But don’t I wish some other had you!” MURDOCH’S RATH.* A Fairy Talc. Pat was as nice a boy as old Ireland holds; and clever at his trade he’d have been, if only he’d learned one. But he’d never had any parents to speak of, and they taught him nothing, so when he was come to years of discretion he earned his living by running errands for his neighbors. On market days he used to tramp to the town with commis sions from country folks who couldn’t spare time to go; and Pat could always be trusted to make the best of a bar gain, and bring back all the change, for he was the soul of honesty and kind ness. It’s no wonder then that he was be loved by everyone, and got as much w.rk as he could do, and if the pay had but fitted the work, he’d have been comfortable too. But as it was, what he got wouldn’t have kept him in shoe leather, but for his making both ends meet by wearing his shoes in his pock - et, except when ho was in town, and obliged to look genteel for the credit of the place lie came from. Now Pat was as sober a boy as you'll meet with anywhere in the world, front ltallyhillin to Kenmare ; but the best of us may be overtaken, and Pat be thought him afterward of a cup of tea that some one had given him, that had a taste through it that was neither su gar nor cream. This was on a market day that I am going to speak of, and when he started home in the evening, with his parcels all correct, as usual, he never bethought him to take off his brogues, but tramped on as if shoe leather were just made to be knocked to bits on the king's highway. Weil, everybody knows there are two ways home from the town; and that’s not meaning the right way nor the wrong way, which my grandmother (rest her soul 1) said there was to every plftce but one that it’s not genteel to name. There could only be a wrong way thore, she said. The two ways home from the town were the highway, and the way by Murdoch’s Rath. Now Murdoch's Rath was a pleasant enough spot in the daytime, but not many persons cared to go by it when the sun was down. And in all the years Pat had been going backward or forward to the town, he had never come home except by the high road. But on this particular evening, when he came to the place where the two roads part, he got, as one may say, into a sort of confusion. And this was how it was. lie knew, as well as anyone, that he was a bit overtaken, and that it be hoved him to take uncommon care, both of himself and what he carried ; so says he to himself, ‘.‘Halt!” says he (for his own uncle had been a soldier, and Pat knew the word of command). ‘•The left turn is the right one,” said he; “and what I’m mailing is, that the right turn is to the left.” And ho was going down the high road as straight as he could go (which was pretty steadily, considering the ruts) when suddenly he bethought himself, “and what am 1 doing?” says he; “Mother Martin’s strong tea is to be the ruin of me, that’s clear. This was my left hand going to town, and how in the name of good luck could it be my left going back, con sidering that I’ve turned round? It’s well that I looked into it in time,” said he. And he went as fast down the other road as he lnul started down that. Well, the road was only a lane, and a rough and narrow one, and Pat got along but badly. But he was a good humored soul, and when he tumbled first against one hedge and then against the other, all that he said was, “There isn’t far to fall." And when he caught his shoe on a stone, and fell with his face in the gripe of the ditch, he said : “1 assure your honor it’s my head to blame, though it looks to be my feet,” for Pat knew his own meaning at the worst of times, and had as much reason in him as any other man in Ireland. , , °, w ’ as good luck would have it, there had been some rain lately, and Pat’s face was in the water, and this was how he came out of it as sober as if Mother Martin s tea had never passed his lips. And after that he got on bravely, though fie could not bethink himself which part of the road he was in ; and all of a sud den the moon shone out as bright as day. and Pat found himself in Murdoch’s Rath. But that was the smallest part of the wonder; for the Rath was full of fairies. When Pat got in they were dancing round and round till Pat's feet tingled to look at them, for he was a good dan cer himself. And as he sat down on (he side of the Rath, and snapped his fin gers to mark (he time, the dancing stop ped,and a lit tie- man in a black hat and a green coat, with white stockings and red shoes on his feet, comes up to Tat. “Won’t your honor take a turn with us?” says he, bowing till he nearly touched the ground. And, indeed, ho had not far to go, for he, was barely two feet high. “Don’t say it twice, sir,” says Pat. “It's meself will be proud to have a twirl wid ye;” and before you could look round, there was Pat in the circle dancing away for dear life. At first his feet felt like feathers for lightness, and it seemed as if he could have gone on for ever. At last, howev er, he grew tired, and would have liked to stop, but the fairies would not, and so lie danced on and on. Tat tried to think of something good to say, that he might free himself from the spell, but all that he could think of was: “A dozen hanks of gray yarn for Mis tress Murphy. “Three gross of bright buttons for the tailor. “Half an ounce of throat-drops for Father Andrew, and an ounce of black pepper for his housekeeper.” For these were what he had gone to town to fetch, and he ran over them in his mind as he came along, to Vie sure they were all right; and he could think of nothing else. And it seemed to Pat that the moon watt on the one side of the Rath when they began to dance, and on the other when they Jleft oil; but he could not be sure after all that going round. One thing was plain enough. He had danced every bit of leather off the soles of his feet, and they were blistered so that he could hardly stand ; but all the little folk did was to stand and hold their sides and laugh at him. At last the one who had spoken to him before stepped up and said: “Don’t break your heart about it, Pal,” says he; “I’ll lend you my shoes, till the morning, for you seem to be a good nature d sort of a boy.” Well, Pat looked at the fairy's shoes that were the size of a baby’s, and he looked at his own feet; but not wish ing to be uncivil, he says : “Fts kindly obliged that I am to you, sir,” says he. “And if your honor’d be good enough to put them on for me, maybe you wouldn’t spoil the shape.” For he thought to himself “Small blame to me if the little gentleman can’t get them to fit. With which he sat down on the side of the Rath, and the fairy fitted on the shoes fin- him. But no sooner did they touch Pat's feet, than they became alto gether a convenient size, and fitted him like wax. And rnoie than this, when he stood up, he didn’t feel his blisters at all, at all. “ Bring ’em back to the Rath at sun rise, Pat, my boy,” says the little man. And as Pat was climbing over the ditch, “ book round, Pat,” says he. And when Pat looked round, there were jewels and pearls lying at the roots of the lurze-bushes on the ditch, as thick as peas. “ Will you help yourself, or take what’s given ye, Pat," says the fairy man. •'-Sure, I’ve learned manners,” says Pat. “ Would you have me help myself before company ? I'll t ike wliat your honor pleases to give me, and be thank ful.” The fairy man packed a lot of yellow furze-blossoms from the bushes, and filled Pal's pockets. “ Keep ’em for love, Pat, dear,” says he. “ (loud evening to your honor,” says he. “And where are you going, Pat, my boy?” says the fairy man. “I’m going home,” says Pat. And if the fairy man didn't know where that was, small blame to him. “.lust let mo brush them shoes for ye, Pat,” says the fairy man. And as Pat lifted up each foot he breathed on it, and dusted it with the tail of his green coat. “ Home I” says he, and when he let go, l’at was at his own door step before he could look round, and his parcel safe and sound with him. Next morning he was up with the sun, and carried the fairy man’s shoes back to the Rath. As lie came up, the little man looked over the ditch. “Good morning to your honor,” says Put; “here’s your shoes.” “ You’re an honest boy, Pat,” says the little gentleman. “ It’s inconvenienced 1 am without them, for 1 have but the one pair. Have you looked at them llowers this morning, Pat, dear,” he says. “ No, I’ve not, sir,” says Pat; “ I'd be loth to deceive you. I came oil'as soon as 1 was up." “ Be sure to look when you get buck, Pat,” says the fairy man, “and good luck to you.” With which he disappeared, and Pat went home. He looked for the furze blossoms, as the fairy man had told him, ; and bad luck to him if they weren’t all pure gold pieces. Well, now Pat was so rich, he went 1 to the Bhoemaker to order another pair of brogues, and being a kindly, gossip -1 ing boy, the shoemaker soon learned • the whole story of the fairy man and ' the Rath. And this so stirred up the 1 shoemaker’s greed, that he resolved to ' go the very next night himself, to see if he could not dance with the fairies, ' and have like luck. lie found his way to the Rath all cor | reel, and sure enough the fairies were dancing, and asked him to join. He danced the soles off his feet, tut Pat had done, and the fairy man lent him his shoes, and sent him home in a twinkling. As he was going over the ditch, he , looked round, and saw the roots ' of the furze-bushes glowing with , precious stones as if they had been glow-worms. , “ Will you help yourself, or take i what’s given ye?” said the fairy man. “ I’ll help myself,” said the cobbler, s lor he thought—“ If I can’t get more An Independent Taper—Devoted to Literature. Minins, (’ommercial. Agricultural, General and Local News. BURG, ALLEGANY COUNTY, MARYLAND, SATURDAY, JUNE 8, FROS r than Pat brought home, my fingers are stiffer than I thought.” -So he drove his hand into the bushes, and if he didn’t get plenty, it wasn’t for the want of grasping. When he got up in the morning, he went straight to the jewe s. But noth ing was to be seen but broken bits of mud. “ I ought not to have looked till I'd been to the Rath,” said he. “It’s best to do all in due order.” But he had made up his mind not to return the fairy man’s shoes. “Who knows wliat power lies in them?’’ said he. So he made a small pair of re i leather shoes, as like them as could be, and ho blacked the others upon his feet, so that the fairies might not know them, and at sunrise he went to the Rath. The fairy man was looking over the ditch, as before. “Good morning to you,” said he. “ The top of the morning to you, sir,” said the cobbler ; “here's your shoes.” And he handed him the pair that he had made, with a face as grave as a judge. The fairy man looked at them, but he said nothing, though he did not put them on. “ Have you looked at the things you got last night?” says he. “ I’ll not deceive you, sir,” says the cobbler. “ I came oft' as soon as I was up. I’ve not cast an eye upon them.” “ Be sure to look when you get back,” says the fairy man. And just as the cobbler was getting over the ditch to go home, he says : “ If my eyes don’t deceive me,” say lie, “ there’s the least taste in life of dirt on vour left shoe, bet me dust it with the tail of my coat.” “ That means home in a twinkling,” thought the cobbler, and he held up his foot. The fairy man dusted it, and muttered something that the cobbler did not hear. Then, “ -Sure,” says he, “ it’s them dirty pastures that you’ve come through. But the other shoe’s as bad.” So the cobbler held up his right foot, and the fairy man rubbed that with the tail of his green coat. When it was done, the cobbler’s feet seemed to tingle, and then to itch, and then to smart, and then to burn. And at last he began to dance, and he danced all round the Rath (the fairy man laughing and holding his sides), and then round and round again. And he danced till he cried out with weariness, and tried to shake the shoes oil'. But they stuck fast, and the fairies drove him over the ditch, and through the prickly furze-bushes, and lie danced away. Where he danced to, I cannot tell. Whether he ever got rid of the fairy shoes, Ido not know. The jewels were never more than bits of mud, and they were swept out when his cabin was cleaned, which was not very soon, you may be sure. All this is long ago; but there are those who will say that the covetous cobbler dances still, between sunset and sunrise, round Murdoch’s Rath. * Unth—A kind of moat; "a small circular meadow surrounded by a mound overgrown with furze hushes.” ltaths are favorito spots with Irish fairies. A Mysterious I’rairic Grave. A boy named Lowe, when driving cat tle on the prairie, on yesterday morn ing, west of Humboldt park, whilst gal loping rapidly about directing his drove, without paying particular attention to his footing, suddenly found himself pitched forward, almost over his horse’s head, by the animal sinking into a loose ly-covered hole. The lad being curious to know what this hole in the solitary prairie could mean, dismounted and ex amined it, and after a brief inspection, to his horror came across the decayed boards of a coffin, about three feet be low the surface, containing therottening corpse of a man, or more properly speaking, a skeleton, there being scarce ly a piece of flesh adhering to the bones. 1 he boy gave information to the police, and Officer John 11. Kennedy was dis patched, by -Sergt. Douglas, to the lone ly grave, to inquire into the matter. He found that the case containing the bones had rotted away, having the ap pearance of being interred for some years, probably five or six, and that the only article that had not resolved into mere dust and shreds was a pair of shoes. There are no roads within a con siderable distance f the place, and no one living within sight knows anything whatever on the subject. The remains await the action of the coroner, should he decide to hold an inquest. —Chicago Times, May 17 th. Great Fire at Yedtlo, Japan. Yokohama, April 211.—A frightful con flagration occurred at Yeddo during a severe gale, which destroyed a space of two by three miles. Originating from one of the Prince’s late palaces in which the troops were, the fire leaped a whole block, burning places a mile from the beginning. An immense amount of property was destroyed. Where the wounded and lame were unable to es cape, the officials slashed right and left with their swords, and thus, by an instant death, saved many from a more awful one by fire. Thirty thousand [ people are houseless, but the Govern ment has opened the rice storehouses and have fed all who have applied. This j fire has led the Government to permit foreigners to lease land in Yeddo, by the owners making monthly reports, | and will cause foreign money to be in vested there to improve the city. A new ’ plan of the burnt district will be made ’ out to be built upon, and the widest 1 streets and substantial buildings will ’ only be allowed. Don’t Want Any of It. \ The St. Louis Jtepuhlican’s lady cor- I respondent writes: “ 1 know it’s naßty t to be ruled by men, to have no voice in the affairs of state, fo be inferior to the j inferiority of mankind. But just be ' fore the reign of woman, just before * petticoat administration commences, ' ‘just before the battle, mother,’ I want 1 to die of croup, or a ineasle, or some thing easy, and be put in my little 5 earthy bed, where, whatever occurs, I shall escape the awful condition of tub , lunary things under the regime do 3 femme.” Current Items. The newest style of eut-glasF goblets are almost a perfect oval. There are 265 ladies in the Treasury Department and lO.'Sintlie Department of the Interior. A brother of Brigham Young works on a farm in i’ierson township, Vigo county, Ind. Ho hasn’t even one wife. Mr. Frederick .Tones, of Versailles, Missouri, expects to go down to pos terity on the hack of his four year-old mule, which makes a practice of killing and eating sheep. ,! osei’li Mai 1.0 was knocked down by the pole ot an engine at the lire on Maris street, New Orleans, lately, and has since died of the injuries received. Gov. Hoffman has vetoed the second New York city charter. The Arkansas Supreme Court has de cided that ad orders of courts issued in regard to administrations by the Con federate courts are void. The city of Rock Island and the Davenport and Rock Island Kerry Company are having a war over the place of landing the ferry in Rock Island. A committee of New York merchants have presented a petition to the Gov erament for carrying the Cuban mails to the United States, and establishing a regular weekly lino. The oiler is likely to be accepted. The crew of the American steamer Monticello, which was wrecked oil'the coast of Newfoundland, were taken otT by the French brig houise, and with her passengers, thirty in number, landed at St. Pierre, and have since reached Sidney. Judge Thread, of New Orleans, ren dered a decision, lately, restoring the confiscated property of the late .1 hn Slidell to the. heirs of the deceased. Meningitis is prevailing to an alarm ing extent in Dallas county, Alabama, and the mortality is frightful. The occupation of panel-thieving in New York begins to be attended with some peril. r.mma Susan Burns, a comely looking proprietress of an estab lishment of that character, has just been sent up for two years and a half. Thomas Shari - , a young resident of Princeton, Ind., was badly and perhaps fatally burned by entering an oil cellar with a lighted lamp ; the lamp setting fire to the gas emitted by the oil stored therein. •I no. Davis set a spring gun to catch Chinese thieves who robbed his henery on tile San Bruno road, near San Fran cisco. lie entered the place, forgetting it was there, and received the charge in his head and was fatally injured. The gold placer diggings at Brigham canon yield as high as forty cents to the pan. The common average is if It) to sls per day to the hand. Families in Kdinburgh desiring pets for the children had a rare opportunity afforded them recently, at the sale of Wombwell’s menagerie, when a supe rior article of wolf went for $5.50. George Wilder, of llingham, Mass., shot himself on Sunday. He served through the war, and probably com mitted suicide because he was sick and had to depend on his mother for sup port. Tbe entire amount of capital invested in menagerie property in the United •States, including the animals and the apparatus and material requisite for their transportation and exhibition, is estimated at over two millions of dollars. A stingy New Yorker only allows his wile to spend $16,0(10 a year for dress. Ol course, she. is obliged to wear a dress ing gown half the time, in order to save money to buy a decent evening dress. Information received as to the result of the investigation of the murder of the two men at a stage station in Ari zona. and the stealing of the horses, which was charged on the Tonto- Apaches, has developed the fact that within ten days of the murder the stolen horses were discovered in pos session ol two Mexicans, two hundred miles from the scene of the murder, and in an opposite direction from the Tonto reservation. Both the Mexicans were promptly executed The decay ol Massachusetts moun tain towns is illustrated by some recent sales of real estate in the once nourish ing village of Sandisfield. A farm of thirty-five acres,with a good house and barns, and an abundant supply of water, in close proximity to the churches and stores (or what remain of them), brought $250; and a house in good re pair, with the adjacent garden plot, situated in the center of the village, was sold for SIOO. A ♦engineer on the Chicago, Alton and St. Louis railroad has been testing a “ spark catcher,” which catches the sparks from the smoke-stack of the locomotive, and deposits them in a box. The box is emptied at the end of the route. It seems to give satisfaction. The ship St. l’aul, from New York, struck on the Brandy ledges, in Nova Scotia, on Saturday morning, in a fog, and was injured so badly that she had to be beached at Little Harbor. The ship is a total loss. The cargo may possibly be saved. Exasperating. After long years of persistent perse cution, the editor of the Indianapolis Evening Journal thus gives vent to his pent-np-feelings : “ Nothing so infuri ates an editor—we speak from experi ence—as to have a great, loose-jointed galootstride noiselessly into lub sanctum, pick up a newspaper, rustle it for a mo ment, and then slam it down, creating an atmospheric concussion which scat ters two hundred and seventy of his small clippings—the gleanings from seven hundred anil forty exchanges— into the spittoon and waste-basket. The editor who can keep his brows from corrugating, and repress the convulsive contraction of his biceps, at such a time, is a spiritless milksop, whom it were base llattery to call a sheep." Farm ami Harden. (Cultivating Young Trees. —The most perfect tree can be raised from planting the seed on level land, with soil of equal fertility all around it, because trees, like most other things, lean to the source from whence they derive their nourish ment. In exposed situations, trees lean from the prevailing winds of the coun try, and should have more nourish ment applied to the roots next to the prevailing winds to counteract their in fluence. The reason why atree bends to a pile of manure on one side of it is that it makes wood faster on that side, and the heart of the tree is soon nearer one side than the other. It is a notorious fact that all timber springs from the heart, as all hewers know, and when one side gets thicker and stronger than the other, it bends the tree toward the thick side. Trees attain size faster without Dimming than with. And I have never been able to discover any advantage in pruning fruit trees, ex cept sometimes when forks occur low down, and if allowed to grow would split apart and ruin the tree. Persons wishing to set out orehards had better set out trees at one year old than wait for them to get slim in the nursery; they are checked less by removal, and will become profitable sooner. It has been thought that fruit trees ought to be six or eight feet high with out a limb; but experience has satis fied me that it is belter to let young trees branch as low as they will. A person can gather twice as much fruit standing on the ground as he can creeping about on a ladder twenty feet long. A short body is able to sustain more fruit than a long one of the same size. Besides, low limbs prevent the formation of a sod under the tree. All young trees should be manured and cultivated as carefully as vegetables. The I'roccss of Grafting and Hudding. — Numerous correspondents have re quested information on this subject, and we have thought a simple descrip tion of the processes might aid begin ners in learning the art. Grafting is performed by sawing oil'the stock to be grafted Splitting it down about an inch, and holding it open with a wedge on one side, the scion containing two buds is sharpened into a thin wedge, and inserted so that the cam bium or inner bark of the graft will just meet and lie along that of the stock. Sometimes, to insure this meeting at some points the graft is slightly turned from the true line. When finished, cover all with grafting wax. This should be done in the spring, before the sap starts freely. Budding is perfoimed by splitting the bark of the stock, about an inch in length, making a cross cut at the top to enable you to carefully raise the bark, to place the bud; cut out the bud to be inserted, carefully taking out all the wood without injuring the root of the bud. Cut off the top square, leav ing the bottom tapering ; insert this so the square end of the bud will just fit the square cut in the stock ; press the bark up to the bud, and tie carefully with bast, or soft yarn, leaving the bud free. This must be performed about the time the fruit tree to be budded has formed its terminal bud.— Westtrn Rural. Cultivating. —An orchard needs to be kept plowed, and thoroughly culti vated, in order to produce the best re sults, and during the first few years after planting some crop may be raised between the rows; potatoes or carrots are good crops for a young or chard. Mulching. —Too much cannot be said about properly mulching young trees, especially the first season after they are set; it saves a crest deal of work in de stroying weeds, and during a dry season will often prevent trees dying. Nursery Trees. —Those budded or grafted last summer will be disposed to throw out suckeis from the stock. These should he rubbed off, and not he allowed to get large enough to require cutting. Seeds. —Riant all seeds as soon as pos sible, and keep the bedß free from weeds. Young seedlings should be shaded as roon as up, taking care to use some kind of shelter that will allow a free circulation of air around tho pilants ; a screen of lal h is much used by nur serymen. Insects. —War must still be kept up against all injurious insects, plans for destroying which have been given here tofore. Cutworms.- —A table-spoonful of salt peter dissolved in a pail of water, is said to be a death doße to cutworms. Sprinkle around the plant every even ing a little of the wash, until it is strong and out of danger. To Destroy Jlugs. —-The best method of destroying bugs is to wash the wood work infected by these vermin with a solution of carbolic acid in water, the strength of five parts of acid to one hundred of water. The insects are at once killed by the solution, which also acts as a disinfectant. Mulching Fruit Trees. —“ Mulching” is scattering straw, leaves, or any rubbish or scrapings over the surface of the ground, and so thickly that the soil under the mulching is always moist, and never dries or cakes. If nearly all kinds of fruit trees were mulched just after a wet spell, when the ground is saturated with water, the ground would probably remain in good condition all through a long drought. Warm Water for Plants. —A Vermont family had last winter about one hun dred plants in the house, and usually gave them warm water, and very fre quently water that was much too warm for the hand. .Some at or near the boiling point was poured into the saucers of the pots just on the sides. Friends who dropped in bore testimony that they never saw so fine geraniums, heliotropes, fuschias, verbenas, passion (lowers and oleanders. These particu larly showed very marked improve ment ; others nourished finely under the treatment. Golden, Colorado, is so called because 57.000 ounces of silver have been mined there since tho Ist of January. 1872. Reminiscences' of llamas. DutnnH’ lather—the Marquis do I’ail leterie—w:is a mulatto and of powerful frame. One evening he aecompanietl u young woman to the theater, when a dandy came in the box to visit. The fop at last offered to conduct the lady home. “Thank you, hut I have an escort here,” pointing to tlie General. “Hum!” muttered the fellow, con temptuously, “ I mistook monsieur for your servant.” Tho General jump< d up and thiew the young man over the tailing and on the stage. It was from his father that Dumas in limited his prodigious muscularity. Dumas was very proud of his muscu lar strength, line one occasion, in a certain public meeting, Dumas had to force his way through the crowd at a late hour. “ ll’h an infernal shame to make peo ple wait this way,” said one strapping big fellow. “It it? Well, you shall not wait for nothing,” said Dumas as he slapped the fellow's face. His muscular strength was not. the only thing that Dumas was vain of. I )neevening Dumas was sitting in the the ater with George Sand, tho occasion be ing the first performance of ■< dread fully bad play; and they talked all through it. A countryman sitting in front of them turned around and or dered them to keep still. “Now!” said the famous novelist, “you have an opportunity of hearing Mme. George Sand and M. Alexandre Dumas converse, ami yet you com plain I ” One day a friend of the younger Du mas said to him that his father had written several inferior works but not one that was tedious. “All selfishness," said the younger Dumas; “ho didn’t want to hore him self.” Til* Princess Itonupurtc, Dressmaker. Princess Pierre Napoleon Honaparte’s dressmaking establishment at 67 Bonel street, London, is thus described: A sober page in buttons conducts the vis itor to a room “arranged with a taste and elegance which England mode makers—adepta in the art of catch penny decoration—would do well to imitate. Quiet tones in the coloring of carpet and curtains, not too many mir rors nor a redundancy of gilding, and throe or four valuable prints and paint ings, as substitutes for the usual garish pink and yellow." Here presides the Prinoess—a tall, very handsome woman —over a bevy of young workwomen she had obtained for her purpose from Paris, and whose unehignoned heads and plain neatness of dress are admirably in keep ing with tho practical business objects of the place. Having adopted dress making as a vocation, the Princess en ters earnestly into its mercantile spirit, and desires the custom of the poor as Mjful as the rich. There should be estab lished in England, she thinks, a “good middle-class ‘school’ of dressmaking"— the same as that which, in Paris, makes a grisette so neat ami dainty ; and adds, “ I buy dresses—a t housand francs each is cheap—of Worth, and by using them as models for my own workwomen, can give my customers exact o .unterparts of his master-pieces at less than half his prices. Mine is ‘demo-ratio’ dress making, you perceive, and 1 am not afraid of the word.” The ladies may be able to tell just how sound this speech is in art, and how much of good sug gestions it may have for New York as for London ; but how thoroughly French is the whole tableau of Princess turned mix/istel With full-length portraits of her husband’s great ancestor, Napoleon L, among the few pictures decorating the walls of her modest wuroroom, this formerly haughty lady of Auteuil not only adopts dressmaking with fervor, but expounds its art with a grace al most persuading the hearer lojinagine that there may be really smoothing princely in it. Caution to Women Traveling Alone. The Conyreyahomxlisl gives timely warn ing to women, and especially to girls, about the acquaintances whom they make in the cars. .Speaking of the pimps and scoundrels, who seem to grow even more numerous and more subtile as our civilization grows older, it says : On the watch for women as bad as themselves, or for the young and unsophisticated, of whom a villain might make a victim, it is next to im possible for a young woman to enter the car unattended without their knowl edge. She is fortunate if they make no more or less cautious approaches to find out who she is, whore she is going, and whether she will tolerate the familiarity of a stranger. So numerous are these men that it is with some peril that a young woman undertakes a long journey alone. The peril of those who may be unfortified by principle, or unacquainted with the ways of the world, or suscepti ble to flatteries from a smooth tongue, is great. We know of no help for this evil but in the watchfulness of parents, in the uprising of tho virtuous against the vile, and the discretion of those who are subject to these annoyances and in sults. It is safe for a young woman to repel the familiar advances of smiling and officious Btrungers at any time, if on the road any help is required, there are public officials to whom it is always both proper and safe to make applica tion. Absinthe. The l'all Mall Gazette gives this ac count of the way in which the French came to use enormous quantities of absinthe : Except to medical men ab sinthe was unknown prior to the Alge rian expedition, in tho reign of Louis Philippe; but when tho soldiers were at Constantine and Oran, and suffering greatly from fever, the doctors recom mended that absinthe should be mixed with their wine, as it was much cheaper than quinine. During the entire cam paign the soldiers drank this mixture, and afterward retained the custom, which first appeared in France at Mar seilles, whence it rapidly spread through the country, and settled permanently in Paris. Since April 7, 4,493 immigrants have arrived at Detroit from foreign countries. Editors and Proprietors. NUMBER 37. Varieties. The body of a man was found in the Ohio river Thursday. It is supposed, from papers on his person, to be F. Petevins, of Richmond, Ind. Wiiat a man wants—all he can get. What a woman wants—all she can't get. A vf.kv helpless Pittsburg tailor ad vertises for “ one or two steady girls to help on pantaloons.” Answer to correspondent “ A Mo ther. The present style of high, sharp boot-heels are dangerous. Try the palm of your hand or a shingle.” That compositor has liis own way of punctuating and spelling, and this is the way he treated a familiar p:issage of Scripture : “ The wicked flea, when no man pursueth but the righteous, is hold as a lion.” A story is told of a gentleman who spends his evenings at the club-room. Coming home late one evening, his wife Raid: “I suppose you've been to the club, as usual. I wish it would sink." “ Well, my dear,” was the cool answer, “ wo thought it would, and so I stopped to see about it.” The Norwich \<lvertiser says: “A young lady, very pretty, walked around the new road (7 miles) in one hour anil forty-five minutes. We remember es corting one around that road by moon light. Time—four hours and forty minutes. But then she Raid she wasn't in a hurry. The old folks had gone to camp meeting, and she had a night key.” The little girl who sang “1 want to be an angel,” was told by her papa that her desire would be gratified if Blie could pass the competitive examination. A I'Rouo father in England lately ex plained to school teachers as follows: “ What accounts for John being siclr a bad scholar is that lie's my son by my wife’s first husband.” A freshman exhibiting a very scurril ous letter which he had received, to a friend. Friend remarks, “This is anonymous.” “ Yes,” says Freshy, “it’s the most anonymous thing I ever saw.” A famocs English Judge had n habit of begging pardon on every occasion. At the close of the assize, as ho was about to leave the bench, the officer of the court reminded him that he had not passed sentence of death on one of the criminals, as he had intended. “ Dear mo," said his lordship; “ 1 really beg his pardon. Bring him in.” “ Prisoner,” said 'Squire Jones, in awarding judgment, “it is a maxim of the law that it is better to err on tho side of mercy. The court has made up her mind which side she will < rr on, and nothing remains but to err on that side.” An East Saginaw pastor declines an additions of !?2(X) to his salary on the ground that it is more than he wants to do to collect the salary that he al ready has. A gentleman in Chicago, who was arrested for cruelty to a miserable-look ing horse, was asked if he over fed him. “ Ever fed him ? that’s a good ’un,” was the reply. “ lie’s got a bushel and a half of oats at home now, only he ain't got time to eat ’em.” Barbarous. King Amadeus will have some diffi culty in keeping any hold upon tho affection of the Spanish people if his admirers adopt such summary methods of enforcing loyalty as the one described in the following story : A Madrid cor respondent of the Irulependance licltje says that a most inhuman act has just been committed at Ferrol on board of the Ferrolana, a Spanish war frigate, an act which merits universal condemna tion. It is a custom in the Spanish navy to read every Sunday, at the con clusion of the religious service and be fore the, assembled crews of war vessels on deck, the penal maritime code. On the Sunday in question this formality had just been completed according to the usual custom when Senor Louis Cadarro, the second in command (the commander being absent), cried out aloud : “God save the King!” which ex clamation was met by a deadly silence. Senor Cadarro repeated theory a second and a third time, but on each occasion it met the same cold reception. Burning with rage at this result, he ordered tho whole crew to be decimated, which was carried outto the letter. The counting commenced, and every unfortunate upon whom fell the fatal number 10 was taken out of the ranks and received 100 lashes. This barbarous sentence was executed in the presence of and to the manifest disgust of the officers, who, as well as the poor sailors, had re fused to join in the cry of “God save the King 1" The Mont Cenis Tunnel. The experiments of Signor Barelli on the Alpine tunnel result in showing a rate of temperature equivalent to one degree in every ninety one feet of do -1 scent, a considerable variation from the results usually obtained. In the report 1 on the measurement of the tempera ture it is stated that when the blast which opened communication between the Italian and French works was fired, i the smoke was drifted out at once by a current which set toward the Italian end, and which was favored in its movement by a difference of level of 435 feet in favor of the Italian end. The shaft, therefore, acts somewhat like a chimney, and it is to be hoped this will favor its proper ventilation, a result most devoutly to be prayed for by those who have ever made the tran sit of the Alps by tho railway which passes over the mountains. A wagon containing two men and two boys was demolished by a passenger train on .Stoney Brook railroad, near Lowell, Mass., Tuesday. Both men, Charles Hinson and LewisC. Hobbs, were seriously injured. The boys escaped. Young Kemfke, the supposed mur derer of Mumford, near Kenosha, Mis., on Sunday night, was traced to Racine on Monday night, and arrested in liis bed. The watch of the murdered , man and s6l was found in his possession.