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Frostburg Mining Journal. J. B. ODER & BRO., TENTH YEAR.— NUMBER 5 I’fldm c ~ j Hot Yet. Tbe days glide by on winged leet, A river flowing broad and fleet; Thy face Irom mine is turned away, It will not bo so, dear, alway, Thy heart would lain its love forget, It cannot yet, dear love, not yet. I stand outside a last-closed door, Against me closed forevermore; Yet parts of us neither bolt nor bar, Who are so near and yet so far, Oh heart that would its love lorget And cannot yet, dear love, not yet 7 I hear thy voice, so soft and low, And silent tears unbidden flow; While yet its musio Alls the air, 1 pass and breathe a silent prayer. My heart would fain its love lorget And cannot, dear love, not yet. One step—and 1 by thee could stand, And touch thy dear familiar hand; One look—and I upon thy breast Would lean, and weary, find my rest. Poor heart that lain would love lorget And cannot yet, dear love, not yet. The word —and I might raise again My face to thine, and meet thy gaze; And with no word thy heart should read, That love is all a woman's need. Dear heart, wouldst thou thy love lorget? Thou canst not yet, dear love, not yet. II e’er thy soul hath need ol mine, II e’er the truth thou canst divine, Seas will not pail, non bolt nor bar, We shall bo near, who now are lar. True hearts that lain would love lorget And cannot yet, dear love, not yet. —Boston Transcript. After Twenty Years. She was a pretty girl, was Jen ima — petite—that's what I like—bright eyes, luxuriant locks, a white and pink and white complexion, plump and compact. She was always in good humor, and we soon became the very best of friends— nay, more—for who could help being aflcctionate toward her? Everybody loved her. When the boatman called her “a sweet little craft,” they ex pressed, though vulgarly, the sentiment of my own heart. I was in love with 'Jemima, and Jemima —well, Jemima was not indif ferent to me. I had not nerve to ask her, in so many words, would she ac cept my hand and nameP I spoilt a quire of paper in an effort to utter my thoughts in a letter; so at last, on her birthday, the fifteenth of May, I ven tured to present her with an elegant bonnd book, and on alittle’slip ot paper inside 1 wrote: Dear Jemima—By the acceptance of this trifling gift let me know you accept the giver. Alfred Barnstable Daughtt. I flattered myself it was rather a plucky thing to do, and it answered ad mirably. Next time I saw her she was all of a glow, and when we were alone together, and I was standing rather near her, and said: “You received my humble offering!” she burst into a flood of tears, put her arms round.my neck and spoilt my shirt front. Then, when she recovered a little (do you believe in Niobe? 1 don’t) she said: “ Have you asked pa?" Of course I responded I had not. “Then do at once,” she said; “for goodness gracious me, if he was to find us out in anything sly, and trying to keep it from him, it would be awful!” It is a good deal worse asking the gov ernor than asking the girl, especially such a peppery old party sis Captain Wattleborough; however, I screwed myself up, and when Jemima was down about the place playing on our organ, and I knew ho would be making his evening toilet by put ting on a pi lot coat. I ventured to look in upon him. After a few words on ordinary topics such as how were we both, how was the weather, I hemmed; and began: “Cap tain I am ambitious.” “Right, boy—climb.as high as you can.” “ Can’t encourage me too much, cap tain ; I’m ambitious in your direction.” “ Boy, you are not going to sea?” “No, captain—l—l—l—l aspire to the honor of being your son-in-law!” The captain looked me fu.l in the face, then said: “ Have you money?” Of course I hadn’t, and he told me to go and get it before venturing to aspire to the hand of Jemima. “ But, my dear captain”—l ventured to expostulate. “ Get off my door-step!” “ Let me speak for a moment to Je mima.” “ Get off my door-step!" He accompanied this last instruction by a thrust which sent me staggering into the street. My affair with Jemima was at an end. The captain would not listen to reason —that is, he would not listen to me. All the letters I wrote to Jemima were sent back to me. I grew weary, packed up and packed off, with a letter of in troduction to a firm in China. Well the fortune was not so easy to make, but at the expiration of twenty years 1 began to think it sufficiently large to warrant my return to “the girl I left behind mo.” I heard very little from home. Father and mother were still alive, but the captain was dead. They had carried him through the cornfields one summer’s day to the little church yard and buried him there. Jemima, I understood, lived in the old house, and was single. So—full of emotion, all the tenderness for the dear girl I had left behind me rapidly re aving—off I went, carpet-bag and everything, just as I was, to have the old vows renewed and sealed in the usual manner. FROSTBURG, ALLEGANY COUNTY, MARYLAND, SATURDAY., OCTOBER Hi, 1880. A maiden with a freckled face, much , sunburned, opened tbe door. Could 1 see Miss Wattleborough P Tbe maiden | did not reply, but, leaving me where I was, retired to the remote back settle- I meets. Thence I heard the following i dialogue; “Missus !" “ Well, what is it P" "Somebody wants you." "Whois it P” “ A tat old man. with a bag.” I could have shaken the girl into jelly. There was further talk in a smothered whisper, and then the girl returned, and, motioning me will: her finger, ■aid: "Come in here," and showed roe into the parlor. The old parlor, iust as I had left it, neat and trim, the old harpsichord, tin old punch-bowl; but some new things— a canary in a cage at the window, a black long-legged cal ensconced upon chair. The next minute a lady entered. Could it be? No, impossible—this pale faced, sober-visaged lady, with stifl curls, and no more ligure than a clock case—could this be my Jemima? Where was the old luster of the eyes— where the old bloom upon the checks— where the lips that were ruddier than the cherry P She lifted up both hands when she saw me. “Alfred!” “Jemima!” We shook hands; after a moment’s hesitation we went further—more in ac cordance with old times. My heart sank within me, however, as I sat down opposite to her, and thought of what she was. She looked at me very steadily, and I thought I de tected disappoin ment in her glance. “ We are both changed, Jemima.” “ You are very much altered,” she asid. “You are different,” I responded. “ Do you think so?" “ Think so ? Why, Jemima, there can’t be two opinions about it.” “It is not generally observed; but you—” “Well my dear P” “You have grown ridiculously stout, and sou are bald-headed.” “You are not stout, my dear; but your hair is not quite what it was.” “ People say they see no change in me —that I preserve my childish appear once wonderfully. - “ Humph!” Our interview was not altogether agreeable. When we parted we con sented ourselves with shaking hands. That afternoon 1 wrote to her,, sug gesting that we did not renew our old engagement. That afternoon she wrote a note, sug gesting the very same idea to me. Our cross letters crossed. We were to be friends, nothing more. But that could not last. I was the first to give in. 1 called upon her, and said a good deal, and she cried, and then we said why notP and then she put her head upon my breast and spoiled my shirt front as she had done before. “ You are -not so very fat,” she said, laughing. “You are not so very lean,” I said, laughing also. “ You can wear a soalph,” said she. “You can dye,” I responded. So we both laughed again, and all settled. Wo were settled, and here we are out of the fog, and very much at your service—the happiest couple in our town. Diary of u Dollar. I was once sl. Subscribed by private charity for lha Home of the Hungry, Friendless and Needy. But in trying to get to the poor I have grown very poor myself. Thus, expense being collected 10 For salary minister in charge of Home of the Hungry I pay 30 For rent of Home of the Hungry I pay 10 For salary of secretary I pay OS For prospectus and yearly report of the Home of the Hungry I pay 0] For getting up the yearly dinner, celebrating the Home of the Hungry, I pay OS For current expenses of running the home I pay OS For baker’s and butcher’s bill em ployees of the Home of the Hungry I pay 05 For extra polish on knocker on big front door I pay OS For insurance and taxes on the Home of the Hungry 1 pay OS Total 75 Balance due in treasury Homed the Hungry, and Needy... .35 Which may go to relievo the hungry, friendless and needy if not otherwise called for. —New York Graphic. ~ A Medical Testimonial. A man in Rhode Island was cured of a bad case of rheumatism by being struck by lightning. He was not killed either. Wc may now expect to see a “testimonial ” something like this: “Mr. Jove—Dear Sir: It is with a grateful heart that I can recommend your Thunder Bolts for the cure ol rheumatism in its worst stages. For seventeen years I was a sufferer; I lost the use of my lower limbs, and spent five hundred and forty-two dollar., in medical attendance. Life became a burden, and I prayed for death, when one of your bolts came along, and went right to the spot. I was knocked in sensible, but soon recovered, and now I am well enough to run for a political office. Your bolts contain no mercury, and don’t have to be well shaken befjre taken. For sale by all druggists.”— NorrUlown Eeraltl. A-IST Ils ou: PITKI )E XT' PAPER. Fashion IVotot. Polka-dotted stockings are among the new styles. Short dresses are to be the rule for at least another six months. Jerseys will be much worn in Now York with street suits. Rod Surah silk is still the favorite material for illuminating dark or sober tinted costumes. A silk waistband with buckle of sil ver, mother-of-pearl or burnished steel or with a strap, is the fashion. Foulard handkerchiefs arc trimmed with point dc Raguse and Languedoc laces, and made into bows, jabots and fichus. Polonaises, pointed basques, skirted basques, round waists and coat basques, with very long tails, will all be very fashionable this winter. The plain skirt wills full, unloopcd I back dmpery, which is American in origin, is reported os gaining in favor I I on the other side of the Atlantic. F.laboralc coiffures are still very i fashionable, though the close classic Style of hairdressing, which admits ol hut little decoration, is growing in favor. Princess sack dresses {for little I people arc made with loose fronts cov ered with tucks and insertion, while the backs arc half fitted to the ligure and finished with a Spanish flounce also trimmed on the edge. Engl'sh ladies of fash ion all follow the fashion set by the Princess ol Wales. They encircle their throats witli lace, which they fasten at the side with a slender brooch (sometimes a lizard in diamonds) and a flower. Black blonde is always worn by them witli white dresses. Some of the new colors are: Ophelia, dnrk heliotrope; tele dc fuisau, pheas-, ant red; lapis, false blue; rouge dc Vonisc. tawny red, and a groat number of metallic shades of green, blue and i olive; while for evening wear are shades ! of glaueus, a bright marsh-grass green and heliotrope shades. Dresses for the evening have often tiie . habit jacket or princcssa cuirasse hod ice | of foulard or satin merveillone of a .lit ferent color. One of the newest is the | habit incroyable, open square at the, neck with collar ot batiste with frilled edging of satin, square basque at the i waist and two rows of buttons, witli fichu of plaited crepe lissc or muslin. A very stylish street costume is made of plain black satin, with the skirt formed entirely of kilts. The close-fl!.- ting bodice is trimmed witli jet and is fastened to the skirl just beJowlhe hips. Over tire seam which joins the waist to the skirt is a wide sash of the satin, whieli is knotted loosely at the left side. The cull's to the coat sleeve are very deep and the collar is of the “ Roi de i Rome ” shape. Why Wc Brag. This is a lime when, as Americans, we feel like doing little boasting. One hundred and four years ago, when ■ we declared ourselves to be a free and j independent people, our population was 1 less than 3,000,000. To-day it is 48 000,- j 000. Boston, was then an insignificant | village, so far as population was con- j ccrned, and New England had lint a '; few scattering schools and two colleges. The entire country 'had but thirty-seven newspapers, and the best of them were not equal to the worst weeklies printed to-day in the mushroom towns of the Rocky mountain region. In 1781) we had but seventy-five postoflicca, and the mails were carried ou horseback over 1,900 miles of road, at an expense ol $33,000 per year. To-day we have 33,000 poslollices—and new ones arc being established daily—and the mails are carried over 205,000 miles of post roads. , at an annual expense of S 3!) 000,000. We have nearly a quarter of a million miles of telegraph wire. Wc have ill .- 03!) schoolhouses, 03,082 churches, 793 daily newspapers, and over 9.000 peri, odicals of all kinds. Our farms are valued at not less than $9 303.803 801, our farming implements a*. 8330 878 433, and our live stock at $1,525,370,437. Our farm p-oduots in a single year have brought us $3,447,538 058, and in the same time we have paid, in farm wages, $310,280,385. Our crops are hountilul, yes, enormous, and our exports have readied nearly $475,000,000 in a twelve month. Our manufactories arc pros perous. fn cotton goods we challenge the world. In one year our 9'lo mills turned out cloth enough to encircle tiie earth twenty times, if made in one piece, with still enough left to make every human being a suit of clothes, and j to furnish eacli with pieces for patch ing.—Boston Post. . The tone of good conversation is flow ing or natural; it is neither heavy or frivolous; it is learned without pedan try, lively without noise, polished with out equivocation. It is neither made up of lectures nor epigrams. Those who really converse, reason without arguing, joke w t'lout punning, skill fully unite wit and reason, maxims and sallies, ingenious raillery and severe morality. They speak of everything, in order that every one may have some thing to say; they do not investigate too closely for fear of wearying; questions arc introduced ns it by-tho-by, and are treated with rapidity; precision leads to elegance, each one giving ids opinion; and supporting it with few words. No one attacks wantonly another’s opinion; no one supports his own obstinately. They discuss in order to enlighten them selves, and leave off discussing when dispute would begin; every one pains information, every one recreates him self, and all go away contented; nay, the sage himself may carry away from what he has heard matter worthy of silent meditation.— F. F. liomeau. TIMELY TOPICS. An old English miser named Rhodes, who began making money ns a rubbish gatherer and died in squalor, has be-1 queathed $300,090 between the Royal Free hospital, London, and the National - Lifeboat institution,leaving his relations penniless. The will stands, but the j charities have given the five next of kin $5,250. King Louis, of Bavaria, has induced ; his people to consent to spending the money they are willing to contribute to celebrate the seven hundredth adver sary of the Wittelsbach family to the Bavarian throne, in laying tiie founda tion for a grand general lund to be em ployed in the development and promo tion of Bavarian industries, and espe i cially the hand-art manufactures of his country. The contributions to this fund already amount to 2,000,000 marks, and j is still growing. Two stalwart men were working at 1 night in a Chicago freight yard. Each had a largo kerosene lamp. A quarrel arose between them which ended in a fight. The lamps wore used as weapons, and were speedily broken over the heads of the contestants. The oil ran over them and caught lire, but neither would let go his hold, and they con tinued the struggle with their bodies enveloped in a flame, until both were disabled by burning. One died imme diately, and the other lived only a few hours. Three enormous steamers intended for the Atlantic trade are now building on the river Clyde—one cacti for the Ca nard, the Inman, and the Guion lines. The Cunard liner will have a tonnage oi 7,500,"and an indicated horse-power ol 10,900. The Guion liner will be 6,500 tons and 10,000 horse-power. The In man liner, the Cily of Rome, will be the largest ami most powerful steamer i afloat, excepting the Groat Eastern, bet tonnage being 8,500, with engines oi I 12,000 horse-power. It is expected that these three steamers will be capable oi attaining a speed o* seventeen knots an hour under favorable circumstance*, thus rendering tie voyage between Liv erpool and New York, or vice versa, t under seven days. Beccntly complaints have been made to the French an horities that oleomar garine butter has been substituted for j the genuine article in the asylums oi j Paris. The Pari ■Ve el.any of Medicine j has made viguu in investigation, under j an order from the government. The report of the com n i;i no is against the use of margarine in the asylums, and is also adverse to Us general use as a substitute for but!or. The margarine as originally prepared is no longer an object of commerce, being too dear. That which is iiulually in use is an in dustrial product open to various frauds. Vegetable oils are cap 'dally introduced, and if it is easy to decide by chemical analysis whether a given product con sists ol butter or margarine, it is very ! difficult to affirm whether this mar garine is pure or mixed with oils, and vegetable oils arc known to be more | difficult of digestion than animal fats. | It was found to in i miserable con- I glomerate of peanut oil, diluted milk, and beef. (looming Poultry. In choosing poultry never buy a bird that cannot lie cleansed without wash ing. It ought to lie so cleanly picked and drawn that a towel would be suffi cient. Buy a chicken that has white Uesli and pale yellow fat. In buying tame ducks young ones are the best, and if you lake hold of the under part of tiie bill and can cither bend or break it tiie duck is young. The breast being hard and thick denotes that it is fresh and sweet. No duck, either wild or tame, is good unless fat. Tame ducks arc served witli apple or cranberry sauce, witli cur rant jelly, or manges, and frequently witli olives stewed iu the gravy about ! five minutes before the bird is served. | Win-, geese are young and in good con dition their legs are soil, yellow and rather downy; if the legs are still' and dry they arc bid and tainted. Some kinds of tamo birds require to be kept a little, others ought to be eaten as soon as possible; thus pigeons are best when 1 quite fresh and lose all taste and Davor if they me kept; but tfirkeys require to be hung up lor several days before they are tender. This condition again will vary with the age of the bird, the state : of the weather, etc. Bui if a turkey be | hung by four of its largest tail feathers, . as soon as it fails upon the towel pre- { pared to receive it. it is in prime condi- ! lion, and will then deteriorate. In other I poultry mi excellent plan to know when they are just at their tenderest is to judge j by the ease witli which the feathers i come out. Therefore when you clean and hang a bird leave a few leathers, and when these can be readily pulled out the bird is as lender as it will ever be.— 1 Ears' r's Bazar. Ingenious Sparrows. A man in Indiana recently had a chance to observe the ingenuity ol spar rows which were seeking a drink ol clear water. The clear water was too fur away from the swampy margin of the bank of a stream to allow them to reach it readily, but weeds grew thickly along the edge. Four sparrows settled on one of these weeds, one above the ! other, and their weight bent it over half-way to the water. A filth lighted further up and bent it further down. Then a sixtli settled near the end and the whole stalk came down level witli the surface, and they drank their fill without any difficulty or having to wade through the muddy margin of the , pond. The Stone Lamb. A German clergyman tells a story in I j a very interesting book ot Ills about I tilings which have really happened to | , him, or which he has met witli on his I travels. In 1865 he stood, witli a little I band of travelers, before a beautiful ; chapel of Wertien an der Ruhr, in Gcr- i many, waiting hr the key to be brought ! that tbe door might be unlocked for i them to enter. While they waited they i ! saw somcihing on the ledge of the roof, ! 1 whieli they found to be a carved stone ! 1 lamb, and began to wonder what it meant up there. So they asked an old woman who was hobbling along a little \ way off if she could tell them about it, and she replied “ Yes;” and related why it had been placed in that strange place. “Many, many years ago," she said, “where that lamb now stands, a man was busy repairing the roof of the chapel, who had to sit in a basket fastened by a rope as he worked. Well, j he was working in this manner one day when suddenly the rope whieli held the basket gave way and he fell down, down from tiie great height to the ground be- ; low. Of course every one who saw the j dreadful accident expected that the man would be killed; especially as the i ground just there was covered with sharp stones and rocks which the work men were using for building. But, to their great astonishment, he rose from the ground and stood up quite unin jured! And this was how it happened: A poor iamb had wandered quite up to the side of the chapel in search of the sweet young grass which sprung up among the stones, and the man had fallen exactly on the soft body of this lamb—it had saved his life; for lie had escaped with the mere fright and with not so much as a finger broken. But the poor lamb was killed by his heavy fall upon it. So, out of pure gratitude, the man had the atone lamb carved and set up for a lasting memento of his es- i capo from so fearful a death, and of what he owed to the poor lamb.” Death by a Listless Life. Three years ago this spring the usual quiet of the village of Grantville, Mass., was thrown into amazement by the advent of Miss Barker, an occa sional resident therein, who had wooed and won tiie heart and hand of Mr. i John Field, the head-waiter at Hotel 1 Ottawa, I’. Q Miss Parker, who was , then, and is now. possessed of about $50,000, met Mr. Field iu his business i capacity at the Ottawa, was attracted ! to him, and after a few days’ tarry, see- S j ing him daily and inquiring about him, ■ love conquered all scruples. She sent tor him, placed her heart and his sup port lor life in his hand. The otter was | accepted, love was reciprocal, matri- I monial life ensued, and flowed ou easily and merrily. Their happiness scorned ( complete, and years of glowing ease and ■ jovial glee in its full enjoyment ap- ; peared in store for them. He was gonial, I social, pleasant, appreciative, and on-; joyed his new-found life witli con stantly-increasing zest, in all whieli she j gave her warm sympathetic encourage- j ment, being free and full in the expendi ture of her money; and thus each were lovingly fond of tiie sooiely of each other. At the time of marriage he was apparently in the vigor of health, forty five years of age; she a few years his senior. This change from an active business life to a life free from all care and anxiety, wore upon him unheeded; in appearance lie grew old very fast, but lost nothing in his vigor of spirits. Disease gradually came, and after a short sickness, a few months ago, death , I called him.— Boston Traveler, Perpetual Motion. xn these days of mechanical wonders it may be useful to note what the noted scientist, “ Grove,” said on this subject. The term perpetua. motion is used to convey the notion of a motive machine, i the initial force of which is restored by the motion produced by itself, a clock, so to speak, which winds itself up by its own wheels and pendulum, a pump which keeps itself going by the weight of the water which it has raised. An other notion, arising from a confusion between static and dynamic forces, is that the motion may be obtained with out transferring force, ns by a permanent magnet. All sound philosophers are ol opinion that such effects are impossible; the work done by a given force, even 1 assuming there are no such things as friction, serial resistance, etc., could never be more than equal to the initial force. The theoretical limit is equili brium. The weight raiacd'at one end ol a lever can never, without tiie fresh ap plication of extraneous force, raise the opposite weight which has produced its elevation. A force can only produce motion when the resistance to it is less i powerful than itself; if equal, it is equi librium; thus, if motion be produced, the resistance, being less than the initial or producing force, cannot reproduce this; lor then the weaker would conquer the stronger force. Rats in a Church. The English parish church of Thirsk has been infested with bats. Various means have been tried to rid tiie edifice ol the pests, but witli little success until a short time ago, when an owl was placed in the church. If the owl did not destroy them lie had the effect of compelling them to keep very close quarters. A few months ago the bats did damage to the pipes of the new or gan. They entered at the wide end, and the pipes being narrow at the bottom, found tbcmsclvcs unable to get back. As many as eight dead bats were found <n a single pipe. Tricliinic are by no means confined to , pork. Two French soldiers died lately of trichinosis contracted by eating the flesh of geese. Dr. Glendenning has de tected the dangerous parasites in a pike 1 caught near Ostend. Tbe Converted Pugilist. The Rev. William Thompson, who died in England a short time ago, spent nearly a quarter of a century in tiie prize ring, under the name of “ Ben digo.” having fought twenty-four times before ho was forty. When lie was I converted he had three belts, including one lor the championship. He had served twenty-eight terms in jail for i drunkenness and disorderly conduct, j “ Bendigo’s ” own account of his con ' version is very curious. While in prison he at'ended the regular religious services every Sunday, and first had his attention attracted by tiie minister’s account “ of the set-to between David and Goliah." He became so absorbed , in hearing how “ David the little ’un 1 floored the giant and killed him,” that he forgot where he was, and shouted out “ Bravo ! I’m glad the little ’un won." When begot to his cell ho began to think seriously about what he had heard, and could not avoid the conclu ! sion that “ somebody must have helped j David to lick the giant. At this point I in the narrative, “ Bendigo ” continues; ; “Well, it was as singular as though j it was -lone on purpose. The very next Sunday the parson preached another i sermon, which seemed hitting at me i harder than the one the week be ! fore. It was all about the three men Shadrach, Mesach and Bendigo, who were cast into tiie fiery furnaee, and who were saved by the Lard from being burnt. Oil, yes, I’ve heard about that since; it wasn’t exactly Bendigo who was the third man, but the name sounded like it to me, and I took it as such, though I didn’t say anything to anybody. ‘ If one Bendigo can be saved, why not another?’ I said to myself, and I thought about it a great deal. Sunday after Sunday I looked out for something about me in the sermon, and there it always was. After the one about the fiery furnace came one about the twelve ! fishermen. Now, I’m a fisherman my self. Bless you! I should .rather think I was, one of tnc best in Eugland. Weil, after that eamo another sermon about the 700 left-handed men in tiie Book of Judges; and I am a left-handed man. Of course I am. It was that what beat tiie knowing ones I have I had to stand up against. Well, it ; was this always going. on that made i me make up my mind to turn as soon as , ever I got out.” “ Bendigo,” or Wil- I liam Thompson, as he was thenceforth called, made good his purpose to lead a belter life. He began to fit himself for a new work by learning his A B Cs, for ! his early education laid been so neglected , that ho could not even read. He an nounced, and carried out, his willing ! ness to spend the rest of his days on the I platform, persuading men to embrace ' religion. When he began his ministra tions, about six years ago, ho attracted ! grout attention, but the novelty soon i wore off, and lie was permitted to con tinue his labors in a quiet and efficient way. His meetings at the start were largely attended, especially by persons 1 of his own class, who listened w.tli rapt j attention to his story of ins conversion and iiis evidently sincere exhortations. Tiie meetings were held at Cabman's Mission hall, the Seven Dials, and at other places in notorious neighborhoods iu Loudon. Convict Life. Joe Coburn, the pugilist, is an aristo crat. He occupies the place of “deputy’s waiter ” A part of his duties is to ap ply the paddle to refractory convicts. Joe’s physical development enables him to wield tiie instrument of correction ( with salutary effect. Coburn looks after the office of the deputy agent, or head keeper, but liis tusk is an easy one on the whole. The lawyers are looked up on as “ great men ” by the prisoners and words from their lips find endless repe tition among the other prisoners. Stone, I one of the famous Canastota “fire hugs, ” is pointed out as a “ prominent ” con i vict. He is a keen, perceptive man, and 1 exerts a great influence over the min. He is at present serving in the capacity of chaplain’s waiter. King, a lawyer from Now York, a “life man,” is shrewd but deceitful. The prisoners respect him, but at the same time are distrust, fulof him. “Dan” Kelly, the bank robber, once escaped from Auburn prison, and is now carefully watched. On account of his escape ho is the idol of the convicts, although ho will have nothing to do with them.- Si/raouse Courier. A correspondent of the Fancier's Chronicle sends the following: Hollin wood, near Manchester, was the scene of a rather novel rat-killing match the other day, between Mr. Benson’s fox dog, Turk, and Mr. Low is’,monkey, for $25. The conditions of the match were that each one had to kill twelve rats, and the one that finished them the quickest to bo declared the winner. It was agreed that Turk w; s to finish LB i twelve rats first, which ho did, and in good time too, many bets being made on the dog alter he had finished them. After a few minutes had elapsed, it now came the monkey’s turn, and a commo tion it caused. Time being called, the monkey was immediately put to his twelve rats, Mr. Lewis, his owner, at the same time putting his hand in his coat pocket and handing the monkey a peculiar hammer. This was a surprise to theoutlookers; but the monkey was not long in getting to work with his hammer, and once at work ho was not long in completing tire task set before him. You may talk about a dog being quick at rat-killing but ho is, really not in it witli the monkey and his hammer. Suffice it to say, the monkey won witli case, having time to spare at the finish. Many persons present thought the mon key would worry the rats in the same way as a dog; butlheconditions said to kill, and the monkey killed with a von gence, and won the $35, besides a lot of beta lor ilia owner, Proprietors. WHOLE NUMBER, 473 How Clay Pipes are Made. The manufacture of the common clay pipe is an industry of which few of oui readers have any adequate conception There is nothing about tire homely ‘ Irish meerschaum ” which would sug gest tin: idea of invention or manufac ture. True, wo see more or less of these pipes every day, perhaps, and yet we seldom, if over, think how they are made. All the clay pipes used in this country were formerly imported from Germany, but they are now made in the United St iles in large numbers. A Clin ton (N. Y.) Courier correspondent has been visiting a elay pipe manufactory at Durhamvillo, N. Y., and gives an ac count of the pipes, and how they, art made. He says; The foreman took us down cellar and showed ns a pile of the crude elay,which comes from New Jersey. It had the appearance of water lime, although more “ lumpy.” The crude clay is first placed in a large mill and ground, by horse power, like paint. It is then pul in large tubs to soak until it is wanted by tlie workmen. When thus prepared it has the appearance of putty, though darker in color and firmer in texture. We then passed to the molding room, where there were nine young men af work, seated at tables,! where they rolled the clay dexterously on Ihe table with their bands until it assumed the shape of a long roil with a large “ nub” on one end. The men then run a wire through the stem part and place tlie clay, with the wire left in the stem, into a greased mold, tlie inside of which is the shape of llie pipe to bo made. These molds arc sometimes ornamented, when fancy pipes are wanted. The molds arc now,quickly passed into a kind of press, which is supplied witli a small, round iron, which punches out the clay and makes tlie “ bowl” of the pipe. Tlie pipes in this shape are very brittle, and arc laid aside for a day or so to harden or season. The hands in this factory all work by the “ piece,” and get eighteen cents per gross for straight stem pipes and twenty cents for crooked. Each man will make 2,000 pipes per day, giving tlie factory a product of 18 000 per day. When tlie pipes are sufficiently seasoned, they are taken t > another room, where there are nine girls at work,who scrape the ridges on the stem where the mold shuts to gether. This is called “ finishing.” The . girls get live cents per gross, and make I good wages at that. The pipes, after ' another short seasoning, are packed carefully in round (ire-pots, or “sag gers,” about the size of a cheese box, and holding two and a half gross each, and are (lien ready for tlie kiln. The kiln holds 131 of these saggers, and is ligiitcd only once a week,burning twelve hours at a time. After coming from the kiln, they are then packed in square boxes am l shipped by wholesale only to all parts of the country. This firm makes some different styles of clay pipes, including a few varieties of red clay. Fall aaul Winter U’r-IW( English jackets of light-colored cloths, with large plush collars, culls and pock ets, will bo the first wraps worn when the cool days come. The largo buttons, and the pretty linings of heliotrope, old gold, pii.k, pale blue, or cardinal Surah, are marked features of these jaunty jackets. For those who prefer mantles or cloaks, evu for undress occasions, are plaid cloth clink-, of q lint coloring, made with the Inverness cape that is confined to tlie front of the garment, ami finished witli a large velvet collar, and i pings of velvet of contrasting color. For dross occasions arc most dis tingue long cloaks of black satin or bro cade, witli plush linings of the richest colors—old gold, cardinal or helio trope. The trimmings are new feathei ruches of great width, new chenille fringes, cords witli '-pike-shaped tassels, galloon of solid jit in massive designs, passemi nterie collars, hoods, and quan tities ol shirring done on the material. Carrlge cloaks are also shown made o) India shawls, trimmed with fringes and passementeries that, lisolay every shade of the rich India embroi .cry of the shawl.— II mar. Tin first gia la lory in America was erected in Inti.) near Jamestown, Va., and the second followed in the same colony twi ive ye n.s lab r. In 103!) some acres of ground were grunted to glass men in Salem Ma; a., probably the first years of the industry which was prose cuted there for tu ny years. The first glass factory in Pennsylvania was built near Philadelphia in 1083. under tlie direction of William Penn, but it did not prove succeislii The tiis‘ glass factory west of the Alleghenies was set ap by Albert Gallatin and his associates in 1785, af New Geneva, on the Monon gahcln river. A small factory was established on the Ohio river, near Pittsburg, in I7i)0, and another in 17‘.)5. The earlier attempt failed, the later was quite successful. In 1810 there were twenty-two glass factories in the coun ■ try, witli an annual product valued nt $1,0117,01)0. There arc now about live limes ns many factories, producing eight limes ns much glass. According toi the returns received undei die recent census, our Hint glass factories turn out 210,031 tons of table and other glass ware; and the window glass works pro duce 3,011,140 boxes. The total value Of the pioduet is nearly $45,73 1,000. There are many unpleasant things in this vale of tears, but a collar witli a button-hole large enough to stick your head through will cause you about as much trouble as the rest of them. A beggar Held out Ids hand. “I haven’t a cent,” said the gen: leman. “ I i did not specify the coin,” responded thu mendicant, „