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Frost burg Mining Journal
J. B. ODER ft BRO.y
ELEVENTH.YEAR.-NUMBER 30.
Miscellaneous Advertisements.
notice! "
MR. JOHN STOOD ART is the author
ised nffcnt for the Pittsburg Labor
Tribune for this sectioß. All persona
wishing to sotlls their subscriptions or re
saw the same,can do so by calling on him
at JOHN CHAMBERS’ store. [Oct 8
DR. C. C. JACOBS,
PEAOTITIONEH OF
MEDICINE AND SURGERY
OFFICE in Paul’s Opera House build
ing, Main street, Froslburg, Md.
CHARGES TEBY REASONABLE.
Oct aa-y _____
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and the mother. JBIHBnvaNHMRHMiHBi
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Dec 8-y
Valuable Testimonials.
Catarrh.
Mt. Savaoe, Allegany County, )
October 24tli, 1881. J
Dear Sir ;—This certifies that I had for
years been differing with Cstsrrh in the
head anJ Bronchitis, and had tried seven
doctors, at different times, but got no re
lief from any of them. I saw your circu
lar aud concluded to give you a trial, which
I did to my satisfaction, for I am now a
well man. Some of (be physicians in fact
gave me up as incurable, tor I v. us spitlin;'
blood; had a heavy cough and always felt
like going to sleep. I have ured your
medicines ns you directed and found them
the only medicines that gave me any relief.
I remain yours with respect,
Tiieouokr Hall.
Consumption,
Lonaconino, Aug. 18,1881.
Dr. J. Ru/tl—l am very proud to inform
you that I feel a great deal better in health
since I began taking your medicine. Pool
ing more comfortable aud easy—l expect
to be able to come up and visit you in a
few weeks. It I become ill again I will
let you know by letter.
I remain yours respectfully,
John Young.
Washington, D. C., Oct. 18,1881.
Dr. Buhl -.—Dear Sir— I suppose you
think I am very neglectful in not writing
to you about my health. As tills is the first
chance I have hsd I hasten to write you a
few lines, and as wo have gone in business
it takes all our time away from us or I
would have written sooner. I am feeling
vary well since I’ve been home. 1 only
sough onoe in a while; 1 have some of the
medicine yet. I think in a short time 1
will bo cured. Very respectfully,
Mus. Rose Kozrl,
No. 1818 14th Street, N. W.
Catarrh with Asthma aud
Bronchitis.
Wkstkrnport, Md,, Aug. 37,1881
Dn. J. ‘Rciil— Dear Sir— l am fecl.ng
sonic better; the Asthma I think is a great
deal better; I have nut had a full attack oi
it lor over a week, but I still spit up con
siderable of that green stuff. I think my
head is bettor. 1 have a little more than
half of medicine yet. 1 have slept moie
since I have been taking yonr remedy
than 1 did for two mouths previous, aud I
cannot help but tell you that I feel greatly
improved. My shoulders are bettor; Ido
not feel so much soreness about them. My
faith ia still firm in your remedy, and 1
trust tliat God may bless you and crown
you with success wherever you may go.
Your* respectfully,
Oliver C. Fazbnbaeeii.
Catarrh and Dyspepsia.
FaosTiiuua.MD., Oct. 9,1881.
Dr. J. Ruhl—l was taken with a severe
headache which continued for about five
weeks; there was something in my nostril
—it would neither go up uur down ; alter
taking the second or third dose of yom
medicine I felt relieved. 1 also had pains
in my stomach and side and everything 1
ate disagreed with mu; now I can eat any
thing. My stomach for a while felt us It il
was on fire but your medicine relieved me
in *ne week. You have done mu more
?;ood than ail 1 have tried and 1 think in r
ew weeks I will be entirely cured.
Yours truly, Henry E. McKenzie.
Asthma aud Dyspepsia.
Lonaconino, Aug. 23,1881.
Dr. J. Rciil—Dear Sir —l feci a good
deal improved since 1 began taking yom
medicine. I have bad no coughing, and
rest well at night; 1 am able to do justice
at the table at meal time. I will coll soon
and have a talk with you.
Yours respectfully, Joseph Prkslet.
Heart Disease.
Barton, Oct. 20,1881.
Dear Doctor— My boy is on the mend
now, and has been getting better ever
since he has been taking medicine of you.
Ashford Warnick.
Borden Shaft, Oct. 7,1881.
On the 15th of July, 1880, I was taken
sick with a pain in my Icit side near my
heart; I suffered terribly for over a year
and all I could get done me no good; 1
became worse and the doctors could uol
tell wbal was the matter. Purple spats
formed nil around my waist and I was in
very bad health. On August 1,1881,1
went to Dr. Ruhl and stated my cose to
him; be told me it was the Heart Disease,
and gave me some medicine which 1 took
and hefro one week I felt relieved, and
now feci ns weil as I ever did. I thank
Dr. Ruhl for saving my life as no other
physician could do me any good, when 1
went to him I was at onoe relieved.
Not 19- if Mary E. Wilhahs.
Miscellaneous Advertisements.
Property for Sale.
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FROSTBURG, ALLEGANY COUNTY, MARYLAND, SATURDAY, APRIL 8, 1882.
JMert fortni. .
TUB WORKMAN'S WOOINO.
I know that my hands may be hard and
rough,
That my cheeks may be worn and pale;
But my heart is mada of good, sound stuff,
That never will falter or fall;
And though in tbe world with my mates I
stand,
j To share in tbe battle of life,
I I take thee, my girl, by the dainty band,
As my own, my sweet,bonny wife.
Though never a jeweled wreath may span
The curia on tby beautiful brow,
I’ll pledge thee my heart and troth as a
man, ■
And love thcc forever as now.
Aud though the bright dreams of Lore’s
sunny prime
Too often the future belie,
The steep hills of life together we’ll cllml>
And conquer onr fate—thou and I.
My coat may be poor, my words be but few,
Yet there’s never an ermined King
Can offer his Queen a present more true
Than mine of a heart and a ring;
That tiny gold link, with which we may
bind
Our hearts in one common bond,
And rear us a home, where happiness
shrined,
May dwell with affection moat fond.
> What more would we seek f What more
would we havef
What mo re could fair nature bestow,
If, oi all the gifts, wo ventured to crave
The richest that mortals might know f
For aye, dearest girl, shall our wedded love
Flash, star-like atop of our life;
And never will I a base traitor prove
To my heart, my home, or my wife.
FROM THE CAPITAL.
Washington, D. C., March 29,1882.
To the Mining Journal:
The dull and miserable weather
prevailing here during the past fort
night had no corresponding effect on
public matters or the ceaseless ener
gies of onr public men. Appoint
ments were made as usual and the
contest for place and position was
and still remains unabated.
Tbe Star Route cases, like the ka
leideosoopes, are honslantly presenting
new aspects. A. M. Gibson, who, by
the way, nsed to edit the Uniontown
(Pa.) Genius of Liberty, after the
late war and since acquired notoriety
as correspondent of the New York
Sun, and manipulator of testimony
for the late Potter Committee, and
W. A. Cook, a noted lawyer here, for
merly a preacher, have recently sev
ered their connection with the gov
ernment side of the cases. Oook was
the leading lawyer under Garfield
and McVeagh, and Gibson his chief
detective. Bliss, a lawyer-politician
and intimate with the President, is
the manager under Arthur and
Brewster. Bliss and Oook could not
agree and Cook went into retirement,
carrying with him a very peculiar
but plainly-worded lecture on pro
fessional ethics from the Attorney-
General. How the notorious cases
Will terminate 1 have not the temer
ity to predict.
There have been exciting scenes in
the lower House during the enrrent
session. One of the most exciting I
ever witnessed in that theatre of his
torical events took place on last Wed
nesday, when MoLane, of Maryland,
boldly lassoed the Speaker of the
House .or a violation of its rules am)
the privileges o( its members in un
dertaking without its order to tepri
mand a member for words spoken in
debate. He was not brought to hia
knees, however, until the followitg
day, when the reporters had all gene
and consequently the newspaper no
tice of tbe affair wa- meagre. Mooney,
of Mississippi, was the one he under
took to reprimand, and when the
member arose to protest the Speaker
insisted on his right to do so. McLans
then rose to a question of privilege,
and the -Reeorcfdisolosea, amongothers,
the following proceedings:
Mr.McLane—Aod I have read the lan
guage of tbe Chair, addressed to a member
of this House, which is in my judgment a
breach of the privilege of thia House, and
I submit to the Chair that any member of
this House who submitted to hie reprimand ■
would bo unworthy to hold a seat on this
floor. [Applause.]
Ttie Speaker. —The gentleman from Mary
land may measure by some peculiar stan
dard the privileges of members.
Mr. Me Lane —l measure them by the
rules of the House, to which the Chair I*
equally beuud witli the members thereof.
These rules (and he held them np before
the Speaker) constitute the law of the
House, and the Chair violates the privi
leges of the House m violating these rules..
1 ask to have them read.
This wu Jon#, but the Speaker
■till stoutly raaiitained his position,
and the excitement became intense, .
the members on both sides crowding i
down towards the area in front, the
people in the galleries rising to their
feet, the Speaker excited, but McLane
standing in his place, cool, resolute,
and unmoved.
Ben, Bnlterworth, of Ohio, here
came to the rescue and said:
I rise to a parliamentary inquiry. I
do not understand the Chair to bold that
it has a right, in a technical seme, to repri
mand a member without the consent of
the House.
The Chair was too obtuse to perceive
the point so ingeniously laid in this
inquiry by his brilliant friend and
colleague and re-aseerted his claim.
At this point a motion was made and
carried to adjourn, which was done
amid great excitement, McLane being
warmly congratulated by bis col
leagues. e
The question was called up again
by McLane on the following day and
resolutions were introduced by young
Kenna, of West Virginia, vindicating
tbs privileges of members and the
rules of the House.
The Speaker in the meanwhile had
been brought to his senses and said
he did not use the word reprimand
in a teohnioal sense, but only in its
ordinary cense to “check” or "repress”
a member when out of order, and
there was nothing in the resolutions
for which he, himself would not vole.
After this frank admission Mr. Kenna
said that with that statement he was
content, and if the Speaker had been
so understood by his side of the House
there would have been no occasion
for drafting the resolutions, and he
thereupon gracefully withdrew them
amid applause,
The Anti-Polygamy bill gave rise
to animated discussion and that on
Chintse Immigration to an extended
and brilliant debate. Anon.
ipuanwg.
SOME NSW aEOORAPI!Y.
"Of what is the surface of the earth
composed ?"
"Of corner lots, mighty poor roads,
railroad tracks, bass ball grounds,
cricket fields and skating rinks.”
“What portion of the globe is
water ?”
"About three-fourths. Sometimes
they add a little giu and nutmeg to
it."
"What is a town ?”
"A town is a considerable collection
of houses and inhabitants, with four
or five men to 'run a party' and lend
money at 15 per cent, interest.
"What is a oity ?"
"A oity is an incorporated town,
with a Mayor who believes that the
whole world shakes when he happens
to fall flat on a cross-walk.”
"What is commerce ?"
“Borrowing $5 for a day or two
and dodging the lender for a year or
two.”
“.Name the different races.”
"Horse race, boat race, bicycle
race, and racing aronnd to find a man
to endorse your note.”
"Ictto how many classes is mankind
divided ?"
“Six; being enlightened, civilized,
half-civilized, savage, too utter, not
worth a cent and Indian agents.”
. “What nations are called enlight
ened ?”
“Those which have had the most
wars and the worst laws and pro
duced the worst criminals.”
“How many motions ha* the
earth ?”
“That’s according to how ycu mix
your drinlts and which way you go
home.”
“What is the earth axis?”
"The lines passing between Now
York and Chicago."
"What oausae day and night ?"
''Day is censed by night getting
tired out. Night ie caused by every
body taking the street car and going
heme to supiper."
“What is a map?”
“A map iis a drawing to show the
jury when, Smith stood when Jones
gave him < , lift under the eye.”
"What is a mariner's compass ?"
“A ju/; holding four gallons,''—
Detroit [Free Prett.
"Whk n I publicly testify that I
had been cured of a terrible skin hu
mor by the Outioura Remedies, I did
so that others might be cured, and
do not n igret the time given to an
swering inquiries."—Hon, Wm. Tay
lor. Boat on.
A FRIENDLY GAMS.
“Say mister I” said a tall, sunburned
mm with a wide brimmed hat, and
he edged hii way into the managing
editor'e room yesterday afternoon.
"Sey, mister, do you know anything
about keards?"
"Why, yes,” responded the editor.
"I know how to play 'everlasting'
and 'old maid,' and things of that
kind; why ?”
“That’s juet what I want to ask
you about. Now, in playing ‘old
maid,' suppose the man who holds
the aoe antes and passes on the draw,
whose bet ie it 7"
“That isn’t the way I play it,"
■aid the editor. “In my game the
player who has a queen after the
other cards are played is the 'old
maid."’
“Perhaps it is 'everlasting' that I’m
thinking of,” mused the stranger.
“Suppose in ‘everlasting’ you should
catch an old maid on the draw and
when the rest of the keards was
played you found you had not filled.
What then ?”
“I don't see how that question
could arise in that game," said the
editor. "Maybe vou are talking of
the game called 'poker.”
"‘Poker ?’what’s that” asked the
stranger looking up in innocent sur
prise.
“That's where they aces and lulls
and that sort of thing.”
"Do you know how to play it,
stranger?” asked the tall man draw
ing out a pack of cards. “Will you
show me how ?”
The editor tan over the cards aad
dealt two hands rapidly.
"Now," he explained, "two pairs
beat one pair, three ot a kind beat
two pair, a flush beats threes, and
fours of a kind beat a flush. What
have yon got?”
The stranger laid down a mixed
hand as the editor explained that it
was worthless, as his own hand held
a pair.
"Lemme deal ’em once” said the
stranger, running them off clumsily.
“Five each ?"
"Yes,” said the editor, seeing that
he had gotten hold of a sharper and
making up his mind to teach him a
lesson. "Five each.”
"Now, what do we do?” asked the
sharper.
“If we are belting, I’d ante a dol
lar and you’d cover it with two.
Then if I wanted to come in I'd
plank another dollar, and then "
“Hold on I hold on I don't go so
fast. You put up two dollars at
different times and I put two all at
once. That's it?"
“Yes, and then we draw."
“Let's try it once, for fun, if you
don't mind," said the sharper with
unnatural eagerned?,
“All right,” smiled the editor, and
he threw two dollars on the table,
which were promptly covered.
“Now, you say we draw. How many
do I take ?"
"You may take what you like, I
don't want any," replied the editor.
“I stand pat 1"
"Then I'll take one keard. Do we
bet know ? ’
"Yes.”
The stranger bot cautiously, and
the editor raise! him, ami was seen
until there was sls wagered, though
there wvs no money up beyond the
ante.
“I reckon 1 won’t bet any more,
Mid the stranger timidly—“who
beats?” aad belaid down four
“1 bent you," said the managing
editor, amt he laid doau .* etiaight
flush. "You owe m sl6 '
The etranger looked at the cards
semo time, and then dashed hi fist
down on the table.
“You played fair did ye ?
“I did,”
Slowly the stranger pulled out a
greasy wallet and laid down a S2O
bill.
The editor gave him the change,
and the man went out, still running
over tho cards and wondering how it
happened.
"I thought hs was a sharp and he’s
only a flat," said the editor, explain
ing tho circumstance to the cashier,
as he handed in the S2O for charge.
“Like to oblige you, old boy," said
the cashier, “but that S2O is a coun
terfeit."
Parties having business with ths
managing editor for a week or two
i will please come armed.
The ancient Scandinavians cele
. bratei days of death with rejoicing
and those of birth with mourning.
SLIP PINO OUT WITH THE TIDE.
Old Sam King, the smuggler of San
Francisco, is no more. The old rea
dog raseed away so quietly that it
was by the merest accident that a re
porter, while sauntering along the
water front yesterday, heard the news
of the veteran's death. The informa
tion was given by an cld man in a
blue shirt, who waa energetically
scrubbing one of the wharves on
Berry street with a bloom.
“You see that saloon across tbe
way 1” said the scavenger. ‘‘There’s
where old Sam died. He was in there
talkin' to aome one, and the first thing
they knew he gave a moan and says:
‘Boys, I'm goin’ ; the anchor's up.”
“We carried him over to cue of
Alexander's sheds, where he used to
sleep. He braend up a little after we
laid him on the bed, and asked how
the tide was, and when I told him
'twas running in, he cays, T guess
I’ll slip out when the tide turns.’ To
ward evening he wandered like, and.
thought he was out at sea, and kept
giving orders about settin' the stu'n
sails. The last thing he says was,
‘Jim, Inff her up, an’ give him a broad
' side if he tries to board us.’ I went
over to the drug store to get some
thing for him, and when I got back
he was dead. Nobody had noticed
him go off, but I looked out at the
ships, and I’m blamed if they wasn't
all swinging around with the turn cl
the tide.”
A Case roR Charity. —One of De
troit's millionaires was walking homs
*ard yesterday when he encountered
a lime man with a greasy paper in
his hand.
As the pair came to a halt the lame
man asked :
“Will you dome the favor to read
this paper ?"
“Can’t do it—left my eye glasses
home," was the reply.
“Then I will state the contents to
yon.”
“No use—no use. I'm so deaf that
I couldn't catch more than one word
out of three."
“I'm a poor man with a wooden
leg, sir.”
"Yes—l see—l t.se. Lots of poor
men with no wooden legs. You are
lucky sir, and I congratulate you.
Must have cost you fifty dollars, and
I presume it is a nice leg."
“If you had any clothes, sir."
“Yes, but I haven't."
“Or old boots."
“I m wearing my old boots you see.
You are just six months too early to
get ’em.”
“I haven't Lad a meal sinse yes
terday."
“Nor I, either. We are cleaning
house, and for the last three days I've
had to eat a cold Innch off the piano.”
"Then you couldn’t spare a niok
el ?"
, “Hotr can I? Ain’t I walking
home because I havn't money to ride
on the car 7”
"Is that so? Then we’re both Lard
np."
. “Of course we are."
“And being you’re the worst off
i here's a cold sausage I got at the
heuse below, and here's a Dickie to
ride on the carl I tell yon, sir, us
1 poor folks ba* got to have more pity
i (or the rich and do better by 'em or
i we'll all go to the poor house I"
’ The glory aud happiness ol a city
I eon'isls not in the number, but tbe
character of its population. Of all
1 | tho fine art- in a ulty, the grandest is
Ithourtof forming noble and grand
' I specimens cf humanity. The oostli
-1 est productions of our maaufitoturere
ire cheap compared with a wise and
goodly human being. A city which
1 should practically adopt the principle
that a man is worth more chan wealth
or show, would place itself at the
head of the cities. A city in which a
1 man should ba trained worthy of the
* name, would become the metro] oils
of tho earth.
Always Refreshing. —A deli
aioue odor is imparted by Floreston
Cologne which is always refreshing,
! no matter how freely used.
• The Knights of Labor ought to be
, supported by printers on morning
newspapers. They know moie about
I nights of labor than the geniality of
■ people.—Baltimore Every Saturday.
Catarrh. —Relief in five minutes
in every case ; gratifying, wholesome,
} relief beyond a money value. Cure
begins trom first application, and is
- rapid, radical snd permanent. Ask
g for Sanford's Radical cure, comlete
for sl.
Proprietors.
WHOLE NUMBER, 550
leave op absence.
On Monday morning (say* a Pari*
correipondont) a clerk applied to hie
superior for permission to be absent
for forty-eight boors on some family
affairs, and received an affirmative
answer. However, he did not ap
pear daring the whole of the week,
and no one knew to what oanse to
attribute hie absence. On the fol
lowing Monday he reappeared at the
regular hour.
"Well, Mosieor,” demanded hi* su
perior, why have you stayed away
all this week ?"
"Yon sir,” replied the olerk, "gave
me permission.”
“I gave yon leave for forty-eight
hours only, and not for six days.'
"I beg your pardon sir," answered
the young man, "I have only taken
the exact time \hich yon granted
me. We work here eight hours a
day, and six times sight are forty
eight. I certainly had no occasion
to ask your permission for the night
any more than for the hour I do not
owe to the administration."
This was logical; bat since that
day the chief specifies by adminis
trative hours the duration of the
leave he grants.
Bovs Will Be Boy*. —An ex
change says a boy will tramp 247
miles in one day on a rabbit hunt,
and be limbe- in the evening; when
if you ask him to no across the street
and borrow Jones' two-inch augtr be
will bo as stiff ae a meat blook. Of
com ee he will. And ha will go swim
ming all day and stay in the water
three Lours at a time and splaih and
dive and paddle and puff, and next
morning he will feel that an unmeas
ured insult haa been offered him when
he is told by his mother to wash his
face carefully ao as not to leave the
score of the ebb and flow so plain to
bo seen under the gills. And he'll
wander around a dry creak bed all
tie afternoon piling up a pebble fort
nnd nearly die off when his big sister
wants him to please pick up a basket
of ships for the parlor stove. And he
will spend the biggest part of the day
trying to corner a stray mule or a
bald-backed horse fur a ride, and leel
that all life's charmes have Usd when
it conics time to drive the cows home.
And he'll turn a ten-acre lot up-side
dowu for leu inches for
and wish for the voiceless tomb when
the garden demands his attention.
But all the same, wh*a yon want a
friend who will stand by you and sym
pathies with you and be true to ycu
in all kinds of weather, enlist one of
those same boys.
Her face was pale aud firm ss‘.
It almost wore a livid look which
reminded Duane of somebody run
ning an icicle in behind bis shirt
collar. "Ah, good evening, lone, my
heart’s—” "Mits Wapello, if you
please, sir. She is not at home to
Mr. St. Vitue, and ia right on the
ej olto tell him ao." "Why—er—do
I wako or am I rattled? What’a
the cause of this washout in your
young affections?” "Yon sent me a
1 valentine?' “I—well, yes, I suppose
' I did.” "You sealed it up tight in a
1 big paper box?" “Same valentine,
by Jove !" "Yes, aud I was obliged
to pay fifty two cents postage to get
a job lot of paper lace, two vermil
' lion hearts strung on a green arrow
i and the picture of a Nanfoh girl
standing on a July thunder cloud,
i Goid evening.”' The door closed m
h:s face with a dull, heavy thud.
Like a iuin in a dream Dnnne St.
Vitns passed clown thoetreet, Draw
ing near to a bookstore he went in
aud paid bis last nickel for a copy of
the U. S. postal laws.
The grandeur of the Mississippi is
spokeu of, which in width now squala
the famous Amazon. But it should
uot be forgotten that its grandeur
is built upon the ruined homes cf
thousands of our follow citiasns, while
under its breadth of waters are miles
and miles of devastatsd farms.
A Varied Performance. —Many
wonder how Parkers' Ginger Tonio
can perform such varied cures, think
ing it essence of ginger, when in fact
it ia made from many valuable med
icines which act beneficially on every
diseased organ.
i .——
"My name is Somerset,"writes a
, punster. "I am a miserable bachelor,
i “I cannot marry; for how could I
prevail on a young lady, possessed of
i the el.ablest notion of delicacy, (o
turn a Somerset ?"