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Mining fSBi? Journal. J. BENSON ODER, Editor FORTY-FIRST YEAR. NO. 51 APPLY TO THE CASHIER. A timid knock, a gruff “Come in!” and the tear stained, new office boy stood before the manager. “P —please, sir!” he blubbered. The manager looked up sharply. “P—please, sir! ” he blubbered again. “Well, well,'' asked the manager, “what is it?” “P —please, sir, I upset a p—packet of envelopes,” said the office boy, dab bing his streaming eyes with his coat sleeve, “and the c —cashier k —kicked me!” “Good gracious, my lad!” snapped the manager irritably. “You don’t ex pect me to attend personally to every detail of business, do you?”—Answers How Another Was Made 111. Joe —How are you, old man? Arthur —Got a beastly cold, y’ know. Joe —Hard luck, bah Jove. Been going out in the cold without your monocle? Arthur —No. Called on Henery at his house and that wretched dog of his persisted in wagging his tail and creating a draft. —Tit-Bits. WANTED TO KNOW. Willie (aged seven)—Say, pop, did a man ever shoot the Niagara Rapids? Pop—Yes. Willie —Well, if he had only gotten half way through would they have been half shot? His Need. The aviator made his prayer For what he felt his dearth: He cried aloud, “Oh, give me airl I do not want the earth!” Sufficient Reason for Refusal. Clerk —I’m afraid I can’t let you have that drug, sir. Customer —Why not? Do I look like a man who would kill himself? Clerk —Well, I wouldn’t go so far as to say that, sir; but if I looked lik6 you, I would be tempted. Hard to See. First Scot —What sort o’ meenister hae yet gotten, Geordie. Second Scot —We seldom get a glint o’ him; six days o' th’ week he’s envees’ble, and on the seventh heV incomprehens’ble.—Tit-Bits. Like Curing Like. “In his last case, the mental healer who boasis such cures proceeded on the homeopathic principle.” “How so?” “He gave a dumb man silent treat ment.” Spoiled the Romance. “He proposed to me by wireless.” “How romantic.’ “I thought so, too, but father didn’t.” “Why not?” “He sent the message collect, and oi cost father $4.20.” POOR FIDO. ** Little Elsie —Oh! take me up, moth er; it’s too muddy. Mother —Walk across, that’s a good girl; mother has all she can do to carry poor Fido. Blase. The aviator craze Seems slightly on the wane; For "Rube” no longer pays To see an aeroplane. Then Trouble Began. “What became of the plum cake I baked for you,” demanded the fiancee. “I took it to a jeweler’s to have my monogram engraved on it,” ex plained the fiance. Serious Part Begins. Jack —Well, old man, she has ac- ! cepted me and named the day. That’s a load off my heart. Married Friend —Yes; now the load j is on your shoulders. Stone Bridge over Casselman River near Grantsville, Maryland. Several weeks ago the Journal told of the enterprise of the Daughters of the Revolution of Somerfield, Pa., shown in erecting a tablet near that ... . . , —— --- • .. .■■ - —r— , - • ... . ✓•. -■/ - - . ’ - ! : - BRIDGE) AS IT APPEARED BEFORE LATEST REPAIRS place memorializing “The Great Crossings,” where Gen. Braddock’s army crossed the river June 24, 1755. 1882 1912 V | THIRTY YEARS AGO. f j The Items Below Were Current During Week Ending September 23, 1882. The nomination of Eouis E. Mc- Comas by the republican party for Congress was regarded as a verjf strong one. “Anon,” writing from Washington, D. C., congratulated the Journal upon its 11th birthday, and closed his letter with the prayer that “it may extend into the Millenium, and that I may, in that happy era, be still recognized as one of your correspondents.” H. Crawford Black, Capt. John Sheridan and John Wilson formed a co-partnership under the firm name of Black, Sheridan & Wilson. Two of fices were established—one in Pied mont, W. Va., other in Baltimore. The company owned coal lands in both Maryland and West Virginia. Hon. James G. Blaine, after making a tour of the State, declared that “no equal area in this country is so rich in natural resources as West Virginia.” Hon. William E. Wilson, of Morgan town, W. Va., was nominated for Con gress by the democratic convention at Piedmont. “A sand wagon telescoped Eaj'man’s Grantsville express and knocked a spring from under the combination mail and passenger car. N. h. a. N. P. u.” Col. William Borden, president of the Borden Mining Company, died in New York Thursday, September 21, 1882, aged 63 years, of malarial fever. The Journal g'ave warning to other papers of a report current in Baltimore that “champagne will be 30 per cent, hig'her before snow flies.” “Des bane a free country, bay yeminy, an’ Aye veil do as Aye please,” was reported as all of the English language the Swede new comers at Eckhart knew. Here, Too. The Secretary of the Automobile Club of Maryland in giving notice of the regular monthly meeting, due on the 10th inst., added a word of caution “to speeders.” He didn’t want reckless running in Howard county, as the sheriff, heed ing popular complaint, had issued warning that such abuse of privileges must cease, or the iconoclasts of the “speed limit” would be arrested, etc. It would seem that what is held to be wrong and dangerous in Howard county ought to be officially regarded as equally so in all counties. The Club’s caution should be ex tended to State-wide limit—all directions. FROSTBTTRG, MD, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1912 The ladies obtained so much ap plause for this patriotic act that they immediately determined to mark in the same manner what is known as “Little Crossings,” near Grantsville, where Gen. Braddock crossed the Cas selman river about two days before. Meanwhile, the National Pike sur- i Capt. Nelson Beall and Robert C. Paul, of this place, purchased a foun dry in Staunton, Va. Big squashes raised in George Stark’s garden, this place, and big beets in Peter Kelly 7 ’s garden, at Bor den Shaft, reported. The Journai, had information that Miss Mollie Harper, of Martinsburg, W. Va., had been married to Mr. John Chambers, of this place, and that Mr. C. had established a coal-yard in Han cock, this State. Two comets were discovered during the night of September 14th, 1882, the first by Prof. E. E. Barnard, at Nash ville, Tenn.; the other by an astrono mer in Rio Janeiro, South America. It was regarded as a coincidence that both comets appeared in the Constel lation of the Twins. Hon. William J. Read, of Cumber land, accepted the republican nomi nation for chief judge of this circuit. It was found from experiment that voices ever the telephone wire be tween Baltimore and Cumberland, 178 miles, could be heard distinctly. Thomas Caton and George Den mark, drivers, and Thomas Eangford, miner, were hurt in New Hope mine Monday 7 , September 18th. Dr. J. J. Jones was compelled to amputate one of Langford’s big toes. It was reported that “one of Frost burg’s fair y r oung women will shortly change residence to Lonaconing—at the instance of a prominent y 7 oung business man of that place.” Joseph Knapp, 10 years old, fell from a chestnut-tree Sunday, Septem ber 17, 1882, and incurred injuries from which he died the following Wednesday 7 . He fell 25 feet upon a rough surface. Correction. The Jouranl erred last week in printing day and date of the “Madame Sherry” presentation at the Frost burg Opera House —“Monday 7 , Septem ber 6th.” Should have been Monday, September i6th. In making this cor rection it is pleasing to know that it concerns an “event” still “coming,” not “the forecast of one that is past.” So, get your tickets for Monday even ing, next. A New Social Profession. The Elk Garden W. Va.) corres pondent of the Piedmont Independent writes that paper — “Mr. Rastus Hoey, the town serial artist of Frostburg, was calling on friends here Wednesday.” AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER vey, following the Braddock road very closely west of the Savages, made a crossing here also, and the Government, about the year 1818, built a magnificent bridge over the stream. When, therefore, the ladies decorate it with the proposed tablet, “Little State Normal School. The building and grounds have un dergone a number of distinct im provements during the summer recess —changes which add to the comfort as well as convenience and sanitary condition of the institution. So far has the work of renewal pro ceeded that it may be stated no year of study 7 in this instituion has opened with more promise of excellent work than that which will begin next Wed nesday. The work done is practically pre paratory 7 to the $25,000 addition pro vided for by 7 the last Legislature, which will contain several lecture halls, a chemical and physical labora tory7, gymnasium and other accessories to a first-class school. The next, and probably most im portant of all equipments desired is— the building of a dormitory in two divisions—one for the residence of the principal and girl pupils, the other for the assistant principal and boy students, or vice versa. Only this pro vision will bring pupils from outside the county, as any 7 Slate institution should. The faculty for the incoming scho lastic year comprises the following capable tutors: Principal—Prof. Edward F. Webb, A. M. Psychology, Pedagogy and Latin— Prof. Samuel A. Baer, A. M., Ph. D. English and History—Miss Annie M. Hyde, A. B. Mathematics and Music—Miss Ger trude T. Morgan. Science and Drawing—Miss Grace Lee Reinhart, A. M. Elocution and Physical Training— Mrs. Clara Pyle Ewing. In the training department the tutors are listed in the following order: Critic —Prof. Samuel A. Baer. Grade-WOrk—Misses M. Eouise Pur nell, Elva Thomas and Grace H. Dando. Altogether, .as indicated, the out look for the school has never been brighter. I the Realm of Sisterhood. Mrs. John W. Sterry 7 , of this place, represented the Dames of Malta of Frostburg in the Grand Lodge session of that Order this week in Wilming ton, Del. Owls lnstal Officers. On a recent evening, in Wehner’s Hall, the Order of Owls held a large and enthusiastic meeting, the hall be ing crowded to overflowing. A class of 38 new members were initiated into the mysteries of the Order, making the total membership now over 200. At the close of the installation of officers and initiation refreshments were served. The Charter will remain open until next meeting, at which time a large class of new members will be con firmed. The local Nest pays sick and acci dent benefits of $6 a week, funeral benefit of SIOO, and furnishes a phy sician for members and their families. Crossings,” as a place of historic in terest, will be doubly “on the map.” This work furnishes good reason for town care of “Braddock Milestone.” The cut above, kindly loaned the Journal by the Oakland Republican, : is a picture of the bridge as it now : | appeared before latest repairs. Passenger Service. Two passenger-trains—morning and ■ afternoon, beginning Sunday, 29th ; inst., is the present probability for : the Western Maryland extension. With close connections at Cumber land, through travel between Pitts burg and Baltimore will be available. Two trains each way daily will be a good beginning. Honeymoon in Frostburg. Mrs. Thomas Rowe, Fairview street, had as guests this week Mr. and Mrs. John Figard, of Six-Mile Run, Pa., | newly married. A Happy Hit. It is reported that Jim Ratigan, about twenty years ago, had a dear friend who had been in office some time and was again a candidate. Jim went to Cumberland to hear him speak, came back to Eckhart more than ever enthusiastic in his friend’s behalf, and one evening he recited an eloquent passage from the latter’s address: “You workingmen—you who go into the bowels of the world especially, should know that you are the great body politic of this county. “You are the roots and the trunk of our great county tree, while we who represent you in office are only the branches of that magnificent type of the orchard!” “Bay yeminy, Yem, ded hae say orchard?” asked the Philosopher. “He did,” replied Jim. “But he could have said forest.” “Ten, good for hem, bay yeminy, for eferybody knew det te plum don’t grow on te root nor on te trunk of te forest tree!” (Great laughter.) A Great Panorama i Color, Form and Motion. All that glorious profusion of color in nature which has hitherto eluded photographers will be reproduced by Lyman H. Howe at the Frostburg Opera House on Monday, September 23d, during a delightful pictorial trip on some of the most picturesque rivers of France, through the historic palace of Versailles, and also through the city of Paris. In every detail each scene is a per fect and accurate transcription of na ture in color as well as in form and motion. Whaling, the burial of the Maine, : the bee industry, a thrilling race be tween a hydroplane and an 800 horse power motor-boat in the harbor of Monaco, and an exciting adventure : with a ferocious lion are only a few of i the other features on a program that is entirely new, excepting only that : amazing botanical study entitled “The ; Birth of Flowers,” which Mr. Howe will present again in response to pop l ular demand. : No other reproduction that he has - ever presented has elicited such num erous requests for another presenta ■ tion, and it is in deference to this i wide demand that he offers his pa - trons another opportunity to peer into . one of nature’s greatest secrets. To Joseph Michael. Two Years Old To-Day—Sept. 8, 1912. On this natal day, my baby son —- My only heir, my hope and pride— ' Again I’ll sing of the joy begun When came our darling to reside. Two years have passed since that event, And with joy came also pain ; Dire maladies—they came and went, And now we have you strong again. A mother’s care you’ll ne’er forget, When to manhood you attain ; Nor the lonely hours and days beset By harrowing mental strain. Her’s is the. praise—next to Him alone Who “notes the sparrow’s fall;” Oh, remember her when I am gone Away for good and all! Still, to gloomy thoughts I’m not inclined ; I, instead, prefer the tilting lay That cheers the heart and lifts the mind ; And that shall be my aim to-day. In impulse strong as was your sire— (Some say he is to-day,) Yet one gentle word will quench the fire, And drive that trait away. No sound fell ever on my ear, While pleasures many passing through, That was so sweet nor e’er so dear As—“my Papa, I lub ’ou.” To hear these words, that none may doubt, Thrills your father’s fond heart through; They put melancholy thoughts to rout, And they help me dare and do. For all the wealth of Lidia’s king I’d give not a single straw Could 1 not hear my baby sing— “l lub my f’weet Papa !” May God bless my lovely, rosj 7 boy ! Of affection full and free, M3 7 heart’s delight, my hope and joy— In you myself I see. M. A. Chambers. St. Andrews, Fla. Hill-Street School. The facultj 7 this year is— Principal—Prof. P. O’Rourke. Assistants —Misses Lulu Seifarth, Lillie Wasmuth, Rhoda Neal, Lillie Aspinall and Kate McCaughan. The principal having attended the Columbia University Summer School this summer, both pupils and teachers will profit from his course. And 3 7 earning for a higher role in the realm of teaching efficiency, Prof. O’Rourke has announced his deter mination to attend the same school next summer. On the River. The Overland Outing Club is enjoy ing its seventh annual outing on the South Branch river, near Springfield, W. Va. A dozen gentlemen with probably as many lady auxiliaries will be mem bers of the party ere the three-weeks limit expires, as some will “mean while go and some return.” It is difficult to report, therefore, the names of those now catching the fish, cooking them, and of those who are just living on the fishing enter prise of others. Not a Dull Moment in This Show. The greatest of all musical hits in the last twenty years is the famous French Vaudeville, “Madame Sherry,” which will delight local theatre-goers at the Frostburg Opera House Monday, Sept. 16th. It will be presented here by the New York company, and the wonder ful talking chorus. In criticizing “Madame Sherry” an other well-known paper said: “Madame Sherry” is one of the brightest, cleverest, wittiest, pret tiest entertainments ever seen on any stage. It sparkles, it has humor, melody, color, spirit and a song-theme which, for sheer lifting, seductive fas cination, excels anything since the days of the “Blue Danube.” Compared with “Ev’ry Little Move ment Has a Meaning All Its Own,” the “Merry Widow” waltz is a poor wisp of melody. Don’t forget the date —September 16th. Scholastic. Prof. Edw. F. Webb and family ar rived Thursday and occupied rooms in Hotel Gladstone until a residence can be secured. If the State Normal School had the dormitory the presi dent and vice-president of the faculty would not have to scurry around town in search of residences that are gen erally difficult to secure. Dr. S. A. Baer, of the State Normal faculty, spent nearly all week in Oak land as lecturer before the County Teachers’ Institute, in session at that place. Prof, and Mrs. S. Gring Hefelbower, guests several weeks of Mrs. Owen Hitchins have returned to their home in Cambridge, Mass Cashier Olin Beall’s family is again smaller by two, a daughter—Miss Susan, returning to Hannah More Academy, Reisterstown, and son— Glenn, going back to Pennsplvania , College, Gettysburg, Pa. James Spitznas left Thursday to re -1 sume his studies at Dickinson College, Carlisle, Pa. HENRY P. COOK, Manager WHOLE NUMBER 2,136 Essay on Frostburg. Frostburg is the occipital protuber ance of Maryland, the head State in the Union. It is situated just beneath the skies and is separated from the Savage mountains—a beautiful range of the Alleghauies by Sand Spring, the place where the Wehnerwurst once flowed. The inhabitants, however, are not Savage. They are regular people, “even as you and I”—majffie evener. As a boy it was my custom to climb up and slide down this protuberance with varying degrees of joyful ex huberance and the opposite extreme of heart and mental activity. The inhabitants now, as in former years, are known, respected and vene rated as “Frostburgers.” Frostburg is a compromise compos ite name, agreed upon by two settlers —Frost and Burgermeister, neither of whom was willing to assume sole responsibility for the place. The descendants of both, however, would now be glad if their respective ancestor had stood alone. Frostburg is built on the double deck plan for the purpose of accom modating the joint comfort of the natives and the visitors. The natives, or the greater part of them, very considerately use the lower deck to ply their trade by day and sleep in the upper deck by night, while the visitors sleep all day on the upper deck and, having nothing else to do, walk around all night—always on the upper deck. The natives are the more desirable citizens. They are very hospitable, but close ly akin to Sherman’s definition of war when aroused. In shape and form Frostburg has been aptly likened by Prof. Roese to the back of a huge animal —the pre historic dinosaurus, for instance. Here, however, its resemblance to an animal ceases, for Frostburg, as a people, does not take kindly to the saddle. The upper deck is lighted by an un blinking sun by day, and it is the headquarters for a kindly moon and beautiful stars by night, while both day and night it is constantly swept by pleasant breezes of the gentle zephjnr variety. Hence, it became expedient for the natives to conduct their business on the lower deck by day, so as to make room for the more frivolous sojourners whose omnipresence and omnipotent airs interfere with regular business. The lower deck, which is the handi craft of man rather than a creation of Him above, while amply ventilated was by a strange oversight not pro vided with windows, and, therefore, does not permit of the penetration of the sun’s rays. This condition, however, was partly overcome by one of the constructing engineers—Fred Zais, who devised a substitute for the sun in the shape of a miniature tea-pot with a “hook” han dle. The tea-pot is filled with lard oil and a cotton wick run through the spout to the oil. The wick, being ignited at the spout end, and the tea pot, then hung on the native’s cap, gave him an individual sun whose rays, while not strong, were sufficient for the purpose at hand, and as the old tea-pot has never been improved upon it is still pouring its rays into the lower deck, which is the daily scene of energy, efficiency, honesty and brains. The light from the tea-pot blends beautifully with the light of righteous ness, fearlessness and integrity which radiates from the breasts of the na tives, and they break impressively into a beautiful and gorgeous sun burst of love, happiness and good fel lowship. Some of the sojourners of Frostburg have become regular “fellers,” have started serious doings on the upper deck, and it is to be hoped that the natives, the brightest and most love able people in the world, will fall in line and expand the upper deck and perpetuate it as the most beautiful spot on earth, and give to posterity the lower deck only, as a relic of sacred memories. Inkwella! C. B. Ryan. Road-Work. Farmers from up the Pike speak well of both the progress making and character of work on the road beyond Johnsons. About 2 miles have been completed this year by Messrs. Myers & Crump, making 6 miles of good road in all, or nearly half the distance to Grantsville. Meanwhile, Messrs. Hoblitzell & Price, also expert road-builders, have commenced at Grantsville, and work ing eastward, are helping materially to reduce the bad-road gap of 8 miles remaining. Knocked Off a Car. While operating empty cars at the Klondyke mine tipple last Saturday William Martin, of Carlos Junction, was thrown off one of the cars to the ground and painfully shocked and bruised. He had taken two “empties” down to the dump, when the two re maining, not properly braked, started and Mr. Martin’s fall was one of the results of the terrific impact which followed. He is fortunate in that his hurts are no worse.