The Worthington advance. [volume], April 26, 1907, Image 8

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Toiler Made
Oothes
From $12.00 Up.
Any Fabric Fit Guaranteed
Made to Order
Hart's Gut-Price Gash Store
WORTHINGTON, MINN.
Banish Blue Monday
and the disagreeable task ofleaning over damp, leaky
washtubs, by equipping your laundry with
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with our liberal
payment plan is
certainly the
the greatest in­
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TIPPED AS HE wairS
His Promts* to Pay a Lump 3ur
Weekly Did Not Bring R«4u!te.
"I had hoard nil nbont the Tlpnln
system In Europe before goins abra«i"
said the young umn just ivtu "JIKI t'ror
his maiden voyage,
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I thought, I'll
Inaugurate new system. At a fash­
ionable hotel In London the vulet as­
signed to my floor was the subjeqjfot'
my first experiment. J.
"'See here,' I an Id in a frank,'jovial
manner when he came in to attend me.
•I want to make an arrangement With
you. It's an Infernal nuisance to be
handing out tips every few minutes, or,
at least, when I want anything done.
Now, I purpose to lump the whole
thing In weekly payments. I expect
to be here at least three weeks. You
look after me to the best of your ability,
and at the end of each week I'll make
it all right with you—in fact, I'll give
you more In a lump sum than you
would get in tips. Is that satisfac­
tory?'
'Quite, sir,' he said cheerfully, but I
fancied he looked disappointed.
'Very well,' said I. 'I'm going out
for a drive about town. Meanwhile
take my evening clothes out of my
trunk, have them pressed and laid out
for me. You'll And studs and buttons
for the shirt in that box on the dresfser.
My shoes are in that valise.'.
'H'all right, sir. yery good, Blr
Thankee kindly/ said he, and -I left
with a feeling of elation.
"When I got back to the hotel 1
found my evening clothes still in the
trunk, the sliirt and shoes untouched
and, in short, 'nothing doing.' Next
day I went back to the old system."—
New York Press.
There are Others.
Most people take themselves too
seriously. If you should go away
for a year, some one would do your
work about as well as you do, an1
perhaps much better. The inill
wheels would keep on turning ho­
tels would not clos9 up, theatei a
would continue to portray life on
the stage, railroads would Jruu.
banks would keep open, newspapers
would be issued, saloons continue
co dispense liquid refreshments, aod
preachers to preach. You are on­
ly an infinitesimal atom among
countless atoms. The world may
need you, but it won't miss you.
Don't swell up over your impor­
tance. There are others!—Bertha,
Headlight.
The"Pork Barrel 1" appropriation
of $400,000 for xoads and bridges
givps Nobles county $2,^50 of state
money for this purpose jdurmg this
next two years.
Itching piles provoke profanity
but profanity won't cure them.
Doan's Ointment cures itching,
bleeing or prutuding piles, after
years of suffering At any drug
store.
'A Missouri woman is suing an
editor because he said in an obitu­
ary that her husband had gone to a
happier home. It won't do for an
editor to say what he thinks when
writing an obituary.
He didn't have a dollar he didn't
have a dime. His clothes and shoes
were looking just as though they'd
served their time. He didn't try to
kill Himself to dodge misfortune's
whaoks. Instead, he
got
some ash­
es and he filled five dozen sacks.
Then next he begged a dollar, in
the paper in the morn, he advertis­
ed tin polish that would put the
sun to scorn. He kept on advertis­
ing, and, just now, suffice to say,
he's out in California, at his cottage
on the bay.—Ex.
Judgment Sale.
Pursuant to Real Estate Tax Judgment
of the District Court, of the County of No­
bles, State of Minnesota, entered the 12th
day of April, 1907, in proceedings for en­
forcing payment of taxes and penalties upon
real estate in the County of. Nobles remain­
ing delinquent on the first Monday in Jan­
uary,
1907, and of the statutes in such case
made and provided, I shall on Monday, the
13th day of May, 1907, at ten o'clockin the
forenoon at my office in the. Court House, in
the Village of Worthington and County of
Nobles, sell the lands which are chargcd with
taxes, penalties and cost in said Judgment,
and on which taxes shall not hare been prev­
iously paid. E. C. Pannell,
(Seal.) Anditor of Nobles County.
Matheson Bros*
Agents for
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