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1 ,UD AND PUBLISHED EVERY IATUHDAY, BY BEED & HOSMER. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. MAUMEE CITY. '-"SIAUMF.E CITY INSURANCE CO. Commercial lluililinf s. MUTUAL, INSURANCE Ol'FICE, At the Jcffbrson House, Win. Kingsbury Ajjont. CUSTOM HOUSE OFFH'.ET Cnnul street. STATE IjANI) OFFICE, Erie street. RE LO O k IIOSMER, Book h Job l'linlnrs, Maumce Express Ofiice, Woluntt street. DAMKL F. COOK, Attnrnov nnl Oninisi'llnr nt I.nw. . .VI. 1 uUiii, Attorney & Counsellor nt I.nw. JS. ItATIIMJN. Attorney nnil Counsellor ntl.aw. TlENRY RFi'li), Attornev anil Counsellor nt Law . NATHAN UAI'lllSUN, Justice of thu I'eace. floKATIO CON ANT, Justice of tlic Peace. nliTwi li7i am s'rrcL air; Pbysiciun gurgeuii. Erie street. ' just uSDwiijirr. Physician anil Surgeon, VVohott street. U. S. H AZARD, Forwarding and Commission Merchant Water street. rtlUTli, UuW K & (JO." Forwarding and Commission MerchuntB, Water street. FORSYTH U MACK, Forwarding and Commission Merchants. Water street. J. WuLCul'T. Forwarding mil Commission Merchant, Wulcr strict. E. FA lit. MAN, Dry Good and Variety Store, Commercial lluililin"s. W. WISWF.Mi, Dealer in llanlwnre, Hollow-ware, Tin ware and (,'utlory, Hrie Btroet. ' SP EN C K iLM I IOR R; Dealers in Dry (J i mils, Groceries and Crockery, Erie street. ELISI1A MACK, Dealer in Dry Goods Groceries and Crockery, Frontstreet. (iTfcff. RICH Ait dso;n7 Dealers in Dry Goods, Groceries, Stc. I'lrie street. G. H. NITCIIII-: k. CO. Dealers in Fancy anil Staple Dry Goods, Hotel lliiililin''P. O. U D. WILLI AM-S, )ry Goods, Groceries, Hardware, Crock . ery, ke. Erie street. ELI KITTS, Dealer in Drugs, Medicines Stc. Erie street. IRA WHITE, Dry Goods, Hooks &,c. Wulcott struct. ' CLARK U FAItGO. Vliolesule and Retail dealers in Groceries and Provisions, Com., crcial Buildings. ' C. A. b A. Tj. WILLTAMST Groceries and I'rovisiong. It. HASTINGS, Groceries anil Provisions. WOODiVARl) k SON, Dealers in Groceries and Provisions, Erie street. J. VVOLCOTT. dealer in Dry Goods, Groceries, Provi" kions, Stoves, Iron he. Wnlcott stree " ALLEN"&TGI lillONS, Groceries and Provisions, Erie street. II. K. STEELE Dealer in Groceries and Provisions. Erie Btreot. FORSYTH k HULL, Dealcts in Dry Goods, Crockery and Ilard are,' corner of Front nnd Conant streets. - . LATHAM T. TEW, Coper k Tin Mnnnfi .ctiirrr, Wolcclt street at the late store of T. W. Crowrll. ' CHARLES A. LAMB, 'Vbinot Furniture Manufacturer rear of Commercial Buildings. JEFFERSON HOUSE, " Robert Gower, Erie street. MIAMI HOTEL, By George Kirkland, near the lo'ver steam . boat landing. CENTRAL HOUSE, Elijah Clark, Erie street. PKHKYSKURG. SPINK k HOSiMER, Attornies and Counsellors at Law. BENNETT U CAMPBELL, Attornies and -Counsellor? nt I nw. COFFLNBUilRY b STETSON, Attornies and Counsellors at Law. EAGLE HOTEL, ' Joseph Crops, Louisiana Avenue. IIOLLISTER b CO. Forwarding anil Commission Merchants. DO AN & EARL, -Frowardinff anil Cnu nission Merehnnts. GILBERT BEACH. Dealer in Dry Goods, Groceries be. be CURTIS bTKUIDLERi Boot, Shoe, b Leather Store, opposite the Temperance House. C. D. WOODRUFF, Tin andCopperVlanufactory TOIiEDO. DANIEL O. MORTON, Attorney, Counsellor-and Solicitor. C. F. b J. G. ABBOTT, . Attornies and Counsellors at Law, and Solicitors in Chancery. PALMER, BUSH b CO. Forwarding and Commission Merchants, foot of Erie and Kalnmnzoo rail road. TITUS & Co. Wholesale Dealers in Dry Goods, Groceries, Hardware be. be La Grange utroet. J. A. TITUS b Co. Dealers in Fancy and Staple Dry Goods, ' Groceries be., corner of Sniinit and Locust streets. ' CARPENTER b MYERS, .. Forwarding and Commission Merchants, Foot of Erie b Kalamazoo railroad. amgricanTiotel. R. N. Lawton, Summit street. " TOLEDO RECESS, jiy John L.. Smith, next i!oor to the Toledo Iloueo. ' MAUMEE Volume III. --No. 35. 1839. AMFRTCAN TU ASPORTATION CO. 1 -rEWCHANDlZE, Passengers, be It L transported with despatch, via 7ail iioad Line, Steam Barges, on the Hudson fiver, Mohawk nnd Hudson .Kail Vfoad to Shenectady, and by iirst class line boats to nullum, istcam-boats anil vessels on the lakes, American Transpurtatution Line, Ohio Canal. For freight or Passage apply to II. Niles b Co. ? Corner of Hudson ', Wm. I!. Knox, 'I- Albany. L. llurobCo., Schenectady. II. Wrights b Co., Rochester. Carpenter b Myers, Toledo, At water & fu.'len, Dllu Clark iobinsnn, S Sam'l. P. Carter, Cleveland, G. S. Hazard, Maumee City. Strong b Mcfeynolds, Detroit. G. S. Hubbard b Co. Chicago. July 13. 10. 1839. TRANSPORTATION. BUFFALO LINK, Erie Canal. IIIAUDEIIS JOY & CO., rrnirielori flONNF.CTKU with steam freight bouts J and vessels on 7,:iko Erie. The Proprietors and Agents of this line, will contract for the trausportatir.il of Goods or Produce at fair rates, and pledge tlicin sclves to those who may entrust Property to their care for transportation, that the same shall be forwarded with care and des patch; and that any damage that may oc cur to property shipped by the above line, which the Proprietors may be liable far, shall lie adjusted in the most prompt an. liberal manner. AUTIIoniSKI) All TOTS. Carpenter b Myers, Toledo. Hira.n Joy, No. 18 South-street, .V. Y. Tliaildi'iis Joy b Co., Albany. Joy b Webster, Buffalo. Richard Winslow bCo., Cleveland. Hull & rS'hopuri!, Mnssilnn. Priest iV. Page, J.itHe i'.'s, .V. Y. Samuel Adams bCo., Dresden. II. Comstock b Co., Colnvdms. M. 1). iiossb Co., Portsmouth. July 1.-1. 15. IS'fI.Er-l LOTS TO LEASE. T H 1 1 1 E subscriber for the purpose ofa H'ord--- ing conveniences lomen of business, whoare desirous tosettlo in this place, offer for sale at reasonable prices, or to lease at moderate rents, the following lots, upon the principal business streets in this town. 1!), 2ll, 21; north side Broadwny; 78 West side of C inal street; Kit) Corner of William st. 4 in block 1, north side of So phia st; Also a largo number of lots eligi bly situated for residences. For information andtorms apply to I. D. BKAUGRAND, Maumee City. 15-tf THE WHOLESALE STORE IN TOLEDO. riHTUS, TOWNSEND b TITUS, 22!) J. Pearl street, New-York, encouraged bv tho share of suunort their miANcii at Tolkdo received during tho past your, will continue the establishment. Experience has proved that they were not over san ciiino when they claimed facilities which enabled them to Bell goods in fact cheaper than any other house west of JYi w- York, and they speak with confidence when they promise tn offer stronger inducements to pur- liasers lliaa any otlicrjirm in me n esiern country. They would respectfully invite their old customers, and the trade in general, Mer chants, Contractors, Hotel Keepers iy-c. to give their stock an examination. Their as sortment will consist as usual, principally of Dnr Goons and Ghoceiuks, with many other such articles as the wants of tho coun try may require. As trcsT invoices will ne snippeu irom JVna-York weekly, through the season, they will not now attempt to give a detailed list of their goods. Store, fool of La Grange st., Lower Toledo. May 10, 1833. TI TUS b Co. RETAIL STOKE IN TOLEUO. rfl-UTUS, TOWNSEND b TITUS, 220 JL Pearl street, New-York, will, in addi tion to their Wholesale Store, continue the Retail Branch of their house at Toledo, under the linn of J. A. Titus bCo. Fresh supplies of goods will bo received weouly through the season, and they will continue their boast of haviug the handsomest, cheap est, and hi st selected ittnek ever offered in Toledo, which will consist, of Duv Goons, Ghockiiies, Boots and Shoes, Nails, On., Caiipi.tino be. Their goods were selected expressly for this store, and arc of the choicest and rich est description. Terms Cash only. J. A. TITUS b Co. Corner of Summit St Locust streets Lower Toledo, May 1(1, 1HU9. AMERICAN HOTEL. Summit street, near the lower steamboat landing, Toledo. 1y N. LAWTON takes this opportunity V to inform the public that he lias taken the above splendid establishment, and fitted it up in good style for the accommodation of all who may favor him with their cus tom. He intends to try the experiment of keeping the bost of every thing, anil thus meriting a substantial reward from the res ident and travelling public. March, 16 1830 50tf NO MISTAKE. DR. ST. CLAIR would give notice to the people of Maumee City and vicini- t,r ll.nt lio l,.ia iliannsPil nf IliH interest ill the store of O. Williams b Co., with the I..-I .....!.. tl.f aninnA. anil Ulll IIIVCI1LIIMI Ul IU1DUIIIK DUIIII'.v ...... merit a reasonable sharo of the public pat- March 5, 1839. " 491 f SPERM Oil and Cnndlcs, mould and dipped tallow Candles, in any quantity, by ALLEN & GIBBONS, may 4. REMOVAL. PENCE II & MOORE have rcmovod to tho store formorly occupied bv Messrs. Morehouse and Brownlee corner of Conant and Erie street. Maumee City, May 17th 1839. 7. TO PRINTERS. -171OR SALE. A font of small Pica L of about two hundred pounds, near y new and complete, with.' Italic and ca es, atthis office,. . . MAUMEE CITY, OHIO, SATURDAY, SEl'TEiUBEIS 31, 1839. BUFFALO LEATHER STORE. RtiMbKT b llowAKO offer, at New i ork prices, at their old stand, No. 1:14 Main st., diroctly opposite the City Bank, and two doors above the Mansion House, one of the largest and best stocks of Leath er ever offered in the Western Country, to wit: 20,000 sides Spanish and slaughter Solo Leather, 4,000 Upper, 3,000 Harness, H,000 Kib, 400 dozen Calf Skins. Also, Skirting, Seating, Patent, Collar, Hag, Top, and Kussott, Bridle, Horse and Band Leather. Morocco's seal colored Linings, alum dressed, and white do., fancy Morocco, Chamois skins, Sheep, Goat, and Deer bind ings, French Culf skins, Philadelphia do. Hiiltimoro Oak sole Leather, Thread and Silk of ell kinds, Lasts, Shoe Findings, Tan ners and Currier's Tools, Pegs, Lampblack Ike. iVc. A!so, a largo quanl ity of Currier's Oil. of tho best tpiallity, Spanish Hides, African and Putnu do. on hand. As we manufacture the principal part of our Leather we are en abled to sell at JVi) York Prices. Western Dealers going East, would do well to call and take prices. WAN TED. ;".,000 Slaughter ides for which Cash will he paid. llullalo, Aug. il. lSmO. r3. DETROIT LINE. lIEfiCIIANDISE. Forwarded to West cm New-York, Ohio, Michigan, In diana, Illinois. Missouri and Kentucky, by a daily line of Steam boats on Lake Erie. lieferences. Barker, Woodward b Co. Trov. If. Petrie, Jloehesler. M. Kingman b Co. Iliijalo. Winch, Wyinan b (.'". Cleveland. Carpenter b Myeis, Toledo. Gray, Gallagher b Co. Detroit. P. S. Vender, St. Joseph, Mich. Kcn.ic, Hunter b Co. Chicago. A. A'l.Nim, Agent, 19 Coenlies Slip, JV. Y. July 13. IB. NEW l)Hl' STORE. E KITTS, 011 Erie, two doors below Conant street, has just received a general assortment of Paints, Oils, Clash, Diiucis, .Medicines and GiioceiiiesJ which he ulfers fur sale, and solicits a share of patronage. His medicines will bo always prepared with the greatest care, and the public are assured that no care shall be wanting, to have every nr'.iclo which may be ordered from his store, put up in the nicest manner, and without mistakes. He will endeavor 10 supply physicians and surgeons with ar ticles in their line on us reasonable terms rs can be done elsewhere, and warrant I hem to bo of a good quality. They, anil the pub lic generally, are respectfully invited to call. Maumee City, June 13th, 1830. 11 SIDNEY I,. ROOD, Bookseller, Publisher, Stationer and Bin der. 70 Jefferson Jlvennc, Detroit. KEEPS constantly on hand and for sale . at wholesale or retail, Theological, Law, Medical, Miscellaneous, Classical ami School Books: English, French hnd Amer ican Stationery. He also keeps on hand, anil manufactures to order, every descrip tion of Jllank Hooks, required by county officers and business men. They also pub lish School Bonks, which will be sold at eas tern prices, wholesale or retail: Davies' Arithmetic, Davies' Lcgendre's Geometry, Davies' Algebra, Davies' Sur veying. Davies' Differential Calculus, Da vies' Shades and Shndows, Huntington's Geography, Smith's Geography, Printing Ink constantly on hand. Detroit, April 0, 1839. 1 ASSIGNEES NOTICE, jll ESSRS. Acker and Kanady, of Mou mee City, h ve made an assignment to the subscriber of all their copartnership pro perty and effects, for the benefit of the cre ditors of the same, who will present their claims under oath or affirmation to the sub scriber within six mon'hs. All persons in debted to said firm nro required to make immediate payment to tho subscriber at hie ofiice in the Commercial Buildings. 1(1 THOMAS C.ARK, Assignee. Maumee City, July 20th, A. I). 1839. HIDES & CALF SKINS THE subscribers will pay the highest price in Cash or Goods, for Hides or Calfskins. G. b W. ZZICAJDSON. July oth 1839. I )ORK. .r0 bbs mess, one Hog b prime pork alirstratenrMcle torsalo tiy li. S. HA.AKU August, 15 M USTARD & Pepper Sauce for sale by may 2 i CLARK. & PAKUO. COMMISSION STOKE. rplIE subscribers arc ready to receive, on 1 commission, all kinds of Merchandize, Provisions, Groceries be. be. They will use every exertion toefl'eet quick sales, and the owmir may depend on prompt returns. WOODWARD & SON. June 22. 1. II IDES. Wanted, Calfand Buff Hides by O. b D. WILLIAMS. PURE SPIRITS, constantly on hand, and for sale by may 25. ALLEN & GIBBONS. ALCOHOL, on hand, and for sale by may 2:. ALLEN b GIBBONS.. DOMESTIC I.IO.UORS, just rcccivep and for sale by may 25. ALLEN b GIBBONS. -g f HHDS. St. Croix Sugar, XU 20 Sacks Coffee, 5 llhds. N, Orleans Sugar, 20 Chost8 Young HysonTea, 10 do. Imperial, for sale low for Cash, by CARPEJVTKR f MYERS. Juno 20. OHIO flour for sale by C. A. to A. D. WI,iAMS. July 13, 15 (WW I bushels White ISoans, tor sale by -'Urnay 4. ALLEN b OIHBONS. A LOT of choice Wine and Liquors on consignment, low for Cash, by CARPEXTElt MYERS. June 29. - IODFlSH at wholesale, by june 15. JttEA"b CIT EXPIRE MAUMEE CITY EXPRESS. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER, 21, 1839. letters krom the editor, NO. IV. THE LAKE. There art worse ways of forgetting the diurnal revolutions of the great, red wheel of the universe, than traveling, and there are few better means of killing off the old bald headed fellow with the scythe, than a jaunt up and down, from one place to another, 'just as the whim takes. It is a wonderful provocation of appetite and good humor, and as a natural consequence, of quiet sleep auu a clear conscience. Bidding good bye to ClevUnd, dear rea der, with the less regret, because it is easy sb lying to get back again, wor'e off the wind is blowing fresh the sun is shi lling brightly; and the waves are awake and playing like twin infants in their cradle ali the more interesting for the grace and beauty of their gambols. Sweet, elegant Chesapeake! How gal lantly she glides out of the harbor, setting tho dull crafts dancing against the wharves, und nodding at them, that black working beam of hurs with all the grice of a belle, but with nn air of determination, that seems to say; "Gentlemen I shall be in my ele ment shortly, and then if you want to come along side, crack on." But we're past the Pharos the gentle heaving of the boat tells that she feels the 6illows of the lake we are out of the mud dy stripe that mirks the mouth of the river : faster and faster dashes on the boat, as if the bracing breeze is breath in her nostril b, and the rolling sea the element in which she delights. Well, after you have looked to boo how admirably that polished ongina workB, and admired the splendid order 111 which it is kept, take inyarm, and we will make our appearance before the orifice through which shines the good humored countenance and magnificent whiskers of Captain Howe, and settle those disbursements that arc the penalty of all trips of this kind for ' it's contrary to the rules of the combina tion to carry dead heads," as I lie steamboat captain said when he refused to let the dead body come on board and then we will t.iku a general survey of the premises. The elegant fitting up of the cabin of a Lake Eria steamboat: the luxurious cush ions and neat berths, are we'l worthy of observation, but the weather is too fine to lounge below, however inviting the fix tures: and the lazy follows that are s; r iad around, showing off that they nre old tra velers, by the coolness with which th&y thumb certain well fumbled newspapers are not a genus worthy uf the hunting, either fur fun or instruction. It takes all sorts ' characters to make up a steamboat load, and the very mischief is in it if there is not something to hunt down, by t lie way of amusement, in a cargo of three hundred, assorted and packed this side up, with care, to a great variety of places, on a great vari ety of errands, and all jumbled and grouped haphazard: stmngers to each other, and all either very willing or very unwilli ng to show off fur the benefit of their fellow tra velers. Here is a group discussing tho relative speed uf the steamboats on the lake. That chap with his hat knowingly cocked over his right eye, is a Clevelander. You imy know it by several marks that is, if you have seen the breed besides his offering to bet fifty dollars on the Cleveland, against the lake. A quiet gentlem inly man in a brown surtout, betrays his place of resi dence, by suggesting that the " Erie" is the crack boat. " Not exactly," roars a llufliilonian; "the Buffalo is the boat, and you'll find it o." "Bet you," cries Cleve land, slapping his pocket, like a cockerel about to crow. " Agreed," says Buffilo and thumbs his wallet, fur tho needful. Ilowavcr, they soon reflect, that there is no prospect of trying tho issue joined, and they separate, each perfectly willing to keep his cash in his own place of special deposite, Appropos, of steamboat races A little bevy of jokers furnished the folio wing sketch, which although probably apochry- phil is worth telling for the rich hyperbole with which it is graced. The "Charles Townsend" steamboat, dipt. Fox, and tho "Vermillion,'.' Capt. Shooks, both 'ay in Cleveland harbor one morning, taking passengers and freight for Detroit. The Captains are swelling along tho wharf in all the pride of captaincy, cor pulency nnd a skin full of brandy; each cracking up the merits of his own boat, and crying down those of the oLher, much to the edification of their especial admirers and the public in general. ' Ring the first bell,." cries Fox. 'Ring the second bell," cries Shooks. "Tnko notice, Capt. Fox, I lead you in to Detroit." " Doubted, Capt. Shooks." Pretty well you'll do undoubtedly, but when 'you. ex pect to run by a boat with three pipes, with one that has only two, you must be soft." "Goto the D I,. with, your three pipes! Does the old New York run any faster for having four'l" " Be rure she does, and since she's hauled off, the Charles Townsend is the crack boat of tin's lake : mind that." " Crack dugout as much!" "Look hero Capt. Shooks; don't come 'your licks over me! If you want a trial, well and good, but, answer this: Au't you the man that mistook the Huron Ight for i steomboat trying to race with you; and did'nt you crack on steam for throe hours to poss it, and could'nt?" "What if I did! An't you the captain that turned in when your boat left the wharf at Buffalo, and when you woke next morn ing, thought yourself going into Cleveland, when you were only passing the beacon at the mouth of Buffalo harbor?" "It's a fact! What'l you give if I will lend you a hand to push?" "Keep your bauds, you will want them to keep a look out over the stern, to pre vent somo scow from running you down in the dark." "Thank you air! I don't have my pas sengers get in a hurry, and leave the boa: to walk." At this both gentlemen got very noisy and vociferous, and would have become very red in the face, if tho standing blushes on their countenances had not prohibited such a consummation. The conversation also. grew rather lofty and intellectual than otherwise, and a passago at fisticuffs would have come off if the belligerents had been half as cour ageous as they were abusive. As it was, however, each retirod on board his own boat, and ordered tho last bell to be rung and tho engineersto blow off steam. Fox ordered Molly to drive up the firemen, and his antagonist tied a handkerchief over his face to keep tho light of his countenance from hetiiing the condenser. The result of the race is not known, but is said thai each boat made the trip to Detroit, forty eight hours sooner than she has ever done it before or since. Mil. Kin 1011. Dear Sir I love a good song, well smigexcecdingly. I greatly ad mire the air of the Waterloo Song, but its poetry is miserable; and yet tho name with which every stin.a terminates is very poeti cal, nnd admirably adapted to the air. Moved and seduced by these several con siderations, I determined to re-model and improve it. I have accordingly 'ned, but whether to its improvement, I leave it to you, and, if you publish it, to the public to letcrmine, if they should feel sufficient in terest in the subiect to do so. Your ever sincere TlUD. TllUMPANDSCATTHn. Wlmn Europe'i mminrclis were combined, Niiiiiileon to o'ertlirow, la detitlilill strife tlielr cohorts joined, At fur tinned Wulerloo. Their bristling thoiis'inds nuti'd to fleid. Their uleeilii to conitnit flew ; Eneti liero'a henrt was ncrv'd and sleel'd, For fume at Wuterloo. Tlie ilenlli hnnml'i roar wm long and load, The loliiier'M henrt wm true f And ninny n hero brave and proud, ExplrMut Wulerloo. Grent lltionnpnrlc wi forced to yield, Oil conquered icginni flewj Iliu lirnvem troops iny on the fluid. Of h'trd-kiught Waterloo. Anil mnny a tear.liy mothers riled, And wives and maidens too, Fell sacred In thn braves that bled, And died, at Waterloo. With aching heart and learfnt eye, Ami gilef sincere nnd true, Ttimwmuls may think of those that tio, UnhearsM at Wulerloo. THE BBAUTV OF I.II1ERTY. . . -,, .... .i- a 1. ..... iI.oi-a is nnlliintf to -in n i mini" iii"i ur.....j, ... mini iltiire comely Until Liberty." IL1 rr.fnV. When the dance of tho shadows At dny break is done, And the cheeks of the morning Are red with the Sun; When he sinks in his glory At eve from ilic view, And calls up Hie pbinet To blue in tho blue Thrro la beuuly. Hut where Is the beuuly lo sc More proud Hum the slgln ofa nation when free? Wlieli the beautiful bend Of the bow U above, Like n circle of light On the bosiun of love ; When the moon in her mildness Is floating on high, Like a banner of silver Hung out in the sky There is beauty. Hut earth lias not beauty lo see More pioud than the front ol nation when Ireef In the depth ofthe darkness i uvaried in huo, When shadows are veiling The breast or the bine; When the voico of the tempest At midnight is sllll, And Ihc spirit orsnlilu le Bleeps on (lie hill n,, i.. I...- It.il .vharft ia Ilia henlltV tit SCO Like the broad bennilng brow of a nation when free.' Ill the brealll otitic morning,. Wlln nature awakes, And calls up Ihc chorus To chant in Hie brakes-, In the voice ofthe echo Unbound in the woods, III the wangling of streams Anil the foaming of floods There is beauty, nut where is tho beanly lo sco Like the Ibrlce hallowed sight ofa nation when free.' When the striving of surges Is mad nn the main, Like tho charge of a column. Of illumes nn Iho plain ; When the Ihundor Is no From Its cloud cradled sleep, And the tempest is treading - The paths ofthe deep There is beauty. Dut where Is the beauty tu seo Like the auu brilliant brow ofa nation wlien free? A fellow in Kentucky barrens who hup pened to ' lay out' all night awoke in the morning kivoreu witu a swarm 01 gaiiinip pre.. Ha tried to push them off, but he found that their 30 inch bills were fast in his bones. Fortunatoly. he had a pair of stout s heeD shears in Ins pocket, witti wincn be clipped all those bloody critturB' augers enclose opto Uieir neaiis.ana me next tiny exhibited himself in a neighboring village as the ' talking porcupine.' There is an old woman in Philadelphia, who is so tat tliat sua can 1 luugn wunuui putting on her spectacles.. Whole No. 129. LVUGHABLE STORY. The following is a laughable account of mo misionuno winch betel nn American gentleman upon a visit to a lady in Paris, to whom he bore letters of introduction. Af ter relating a number of ludicrous and amusing mistakes upon his entrance into the presence of the lady, he thus proceeds: The ordinary routine ofa French dinner commenced. A regular series uf servants appeared each instant at elbows, inviting us to partake of a thousand different kimls of wine, under strings of names which I no moro understood than I understood their composition, or they did my gaucheries. Resolute to avoid all further opportunities for displaying my predominant trait, 1 sat ill the must profound silence, saying 0111 to every thinir that was offered to me. nnd eat ing with the most i.'eoted a.iplica'.i. 11, ti;l my fuir neighbor, tired with my taciturnity and her own, at length herself began a con versation uy enquiring how 1 was pleased vith the opera. I was just raising a large morsel of potatoe to iny mouth, and in iirder to reply as quickly as possible, I hastily thrust it in, intending to swallow it as has tily. Heavens! It was as hot as burning lava. What could I do? The ladv'B eves were fixed upon me waiting a reply to her question. But my mouth was in Haines. I rolled the burning morsel hither and hith er, rocking my head from side to side, while iny eyes, which involuntarily I had fixed 011 her, were strained from their sockets. She regarded my grimaces, of the cause ot winch she was ignorant, with an expression of amusement an. I surprise, at winch I can laugh now whvn I think of it. ' Monsieur is ill! u t length she genlly and in nu uuxious tone inquired; I cool I bear no moro. My mouth was Haying with in- toienu.o pain; so quietly abandoning the point, 1 opened it lo the utmost, and out dropped the infernal brand upon my plate. Not the slightest tendency lo risibihly rtif-lle-l the uupertur.ible po.ileuess ofthe lady. She soothingly condoled with me on my ottliirtiiiie, then gradually led tho conver sation lo a viinely of topics, li'.l exerting the magic influence that true politeness al ways exercises, I began to forget even my oau blunders, (irudoally my cheeks burn ed less painfully, and 1 could join in the coii vers itiou without the fear that every word I uttered shared the fate ofthe action I at tempted; I even vemured to hope, nay to congratulate myself, that ih i rutalogue of calamities was completed for the day. Let no man call himself Irippy before death,' s.iid Solon, and ho said wisely. The Ides of jM iicIi were not yet over. B'-fore us stood a dish of cauliflower, nicely djne in butler. This I naturally enough look for a custard pudding, which ;l sulliciently resembled. Unfortunately my vocabulary was not yet extensive enough to embrace all tiiu technicalities of' the table, uud when iny fair neighbor .nquired if I was fond ot chii-.jliur, 1 verily took it to be this French fur custard pudding, ami so high was my panegyric uf it thntiuy plate was bountiful ly iudeued with it. Alas, one single mouth ful was enough to dispel my illusion. Would to heaven that tho ch njleur had vanished with it. But that remained bodi ly, as I gazed despoiuliiigly on the large mass that louined almost as large and burn ing as Vesuvius, my heart burnt wiihin inc. Ashamed to confess my inisti.ke, although I could as readily have swallowed an equal quantity of soft snap, I struggled manfully on against the mountainous heap at its base and shutting my eyes and opening my mouth to inhulc us large masses as 1 couhi without stopping to taste it. But my sto mach soon began intelligibly enough to in timate its intention to admit no more ufthis nauseous stringer beneath its roof, if not even expelling that which had gained an unwelcome adiiii&sion. The 8-iriousncsa of the task I had undertaken, and the resolution necessary to execute it, had given an earnestness and ra pidity to my exertions which appetite could not have inspired, when my plate, having got somewhat over the eilge id' the table, upon my leaning forward tilted up, and down slid the disgusting mass into my lap. Aly handkerchief, unable to buar so weigh ty a load, bent under in its turn, ami a great proportion of it landed safely 10 my hat. I'be pi tto righted itsell as I raised my person and saw us I gl meed my eye around the table that 110 one had noticed my disas ter, I inwardly congratulated myself that the nauseous deception was so happily dis posed nf. Resolved not to be detected, 1 instantly rolled iny handkerchifif together, with its remaining contents, and whipped it into my pocket. The diner table was at length deserted for the drawing room where codec anil li quor were bcivoiI round. Meantime I had ought out what I considered a safe hiding place for my l.at, beneath a ch-tir in the din ing room, for I dare not carry it any longer 111 my baud, having Hist thrown a morsel ol naiier, lo hide the cauliflower, should any one chuice in seeking for Iub own hat to look into iniii . On inv ruliirn to the drawing room, I chanced to he again seated by thu lady by whom 1 had sat ut the lable. Our conver sation was resumed, and we were in Ihc midst of an animated discussion, when huge spider was seen running up her arm. ' fake it oil' tiike it oil',' she ejaculated in a terrible voice. I was always afraid of spiders; so, to uvoid toiichioif him wit li my hand, I caught 111 v iiockel handkerchief from my pocket, ami clapped ii al once upon the iiiiscrcml, who was already mounting over hor temple with lapid. strides., (frucious heavens! I had forgotten the cauliflower, which was now plastered over her face like nn emollient poultice fairly killing the spider, nnd blin ding an evoof the lady while little stream lets uf of soft butter glided gently down her tt.'ok ami b-iMmfc 'Moil dieu! Alon dieu!' exclaimed tho as tonished fair.. 'Men dieu!' was re-echoed from every persons mouth.. ' Have you cut your hand?" inquired one. No! no! the spider monsieur is kill ing the spider- ' What a quanlily of entrails!' ejaculated an astonished Frenchman, unconsciously, to himself.. Well initrht he be astonished; the sprny of the cxucrabltf vegetable had spattered her dress from head . to foot.. Fiir mvsell, the moment the accident occurred, I had me chanically returned my handkerchief to my pocket, but its Contents remained. What a monster niuet it have been,' observed a vounir lady, as she helped to re lieve my victim from iier cruel situation, 'I declare I should think he had been living on cauliflower.' r At that moment I felt soma one touch me; and on turning, I saw my companion. wnu 11 u 11 tuuie wuii 1119, 'Look at you pantaloons,' he whispesrd'.. Already half dnail whti ifm Cnnl'liainn ni.rll disaster I had caused, I cast my eyes uponi my mice while dress, and saw ut a irlance- ll... I M.l. . , . v . ... iiumiiiB 1 x cur, 01 my u rami, 1 naui been sitting on the fted pocket, and had cru'hml out tho liquid butter, nnd tho soft, .,,,0 ,.-i4ciaiuio w hich had Douuuuea and drinued down n.... : 1 1 : ....i ; fl it wore actually d!g -olvin- n y pantaloons. ,jj ,,, ,lla B,ol i sprang to the place where I had left iny hat; but before I could reach it, a sudden storm of wrath was. heard at the door. 'Sucre! bete' snerel' IhA v in 11, flv.s- sylluble being made to roll like a watchman's rattle, niingied with another epithet and lianie that llll nno-rv Frnnrtintnn n0iw,. spares, wus heard rising like a fierce lem- pust wuiioin iiie tto. rs. .-iiiildenly there-, wisi pause a guir. lm sound, as of one ..i.iMwivio mvoniiiuinjy ami '.no storm ot wrath again broke out with redoubled fury.. I seized my hat and opened tho door, and; the whule matter was nt once explained; we had exehnoim. l,..iL. ,,.,,1 ii.,.,. i.rt j the Foft e.iuiinowor tfnr-hiucr (lwn hia. t.-.v, uiiuiimij niri cyoi, m !).. fits moiHr-y liair, miirtMchcrf, crb ariil whiskers.' Ne ver ahull I furjrpt thn F"ctac!o. There lie stood ..stride like tin? Cuh.usnnd utooping- arinsdroopintr mu (Voin his bndv, and driiv. i'1NCT cuui.njwcr ana iniuo I ram every )01'P, IstnidnohiifTpr; but ro.ninirghis hat. I rush..',, from tho Jious. jumfjd into a ' tiv:rc.' and Arrived wifely Iioiup, heartily revolving that, to my htli.'sl hour, I would ' nevur again deliver a letter of introduction.. A SlAVR l - VSR AM) ItluT AT MaKIOIV Ohio. The fruits nf th! tiui'-klinif slave law .tuod hy the lnv.UrM-,j last "winter at tin; bidding uf Iv-nUn ly, begin to be toen in the hob) demands slaveholders make fur suspected run nv.ivp, nnd Ihe out rage of law nnd grini unlr with which tliey strive to enforce thnwi domnndd. A black man by the nainc of .MiK-hu'l was confined us a runaway shivrs in tin.' jiilat Marion sometime in Augiinf, hy a Virginian, who claimed him an nm.stcr. On the Juth ult. Inn trial came mi before the Court uf'Coin mon 1'leru-', Jitde I.owon, prr.-iding; Five Virginians were pivs-mt. nVy, tho demo crat iny?,tot5Wei.r to the identify ufVi;c!i- ell nnd to his beinir a rlnttei. 'The- cave exrited extraordinary interest? tho court-mom was crowded tu excess by persons anxious to hear u trial hi-tween li berty and slavery, upnti the i.-:-ue of which depended tho welfare "f a fellow being.. Tho extent of thn intere.-t e.vitcd by this case can ho irnnginnd from the fact that per sons from Crawford co.t went a dibtaneo of twenty miles!, fur the sole purpose uf hear ing the trial. Monday was occupied in examining the' plaintill's witnesses, (defendant olleied.no evidence, hut nhj 'i-t'd to thn constitution ality of the 1 Hhifk llilC ofthe Ohio legis lature,) and mi heirmi: the counsel ol both furtios. The court then adjourned until Tuesday morning ut tni o'clock, at which hour (he Imuse was again crowded to over flowing, to he ir the opinhm id' tho courf The uresidiiig judge proceeded to read the opinion, which is lengthy, occupying about, forty minutes in its drlivry, and the points necessary to be estuli.is'ied by tho plaiutitly to untitle lum to a cmtilieatu uf removal, is stated by the court asfullowt?. 1st. That the defendant, Mitchell, is a slave held to labor or service in another state. i!d. Tiiat lie escaped from such eorvicQ into this bfate. Jd. That claimant is entitled to his 'la bor in' services, Good order was preserved during the de livery of the upiuiuii of the Court, but aa soon ay the Cmrt discinirgud the defendant from custody the Virginians drew pistols and Howie knives. Mid declared that the lust man who intorh-red would do so ut the expense of his life. Tho negro wus seized bv thcui m open court and dra"d down stairs into the stivH, when the citizens in terfeied wit h brickbats, ntoues and every middle that could hi. commanded, the Vir-- Julians still nourishing then weapons re nrdloss of (Muteuutinci'.s. Tho Democrat cays 'the kidnappers siicei-edod in getting the negro into the budding in which tho pnst.-olhco is kept, Mid guarded the door,, with cocked pistuls drawn knives, &.c. At this stage ofthe nllair Judge Anderson, who tad h,lL the benrli, arrived at the guarded luors, in defuni'e ol all tho drawn instru ments of death around him, walked through their midst, tho citizens rushing iuafl'ir him. The hack door of the bunding was now forced, and t he neg'-o escaped, pursued hy one of th-j VirgiuiuiH, who was Boon overtaken by tho C'li."iis mid knocked ilown: another one who loiiowed snared a similar fat. The cry of arms was raised by the citizens, mm the arsenal was broken open, from which they supplied IhemseWe- with muskets, hi.''. Thfiivgro midu his escap e and eight or ' nine of the rioters were imo.-Led and hound over in the sum of ?.i00 to appear ut Court from day today. Tho Demtivrut adds that, the citizens engaged in the riot were not abolitionist.-'-, hut contended fin tho supre macy of the laws and the decision of tho Cou rt. Tho slaveholders had good reason to suppuM, th it a people whose Representa tives yielded so much to the demands of sla very as to puss the infamous and unconsti tutional actufia.it winter, would themselves euiVer the court audits derirmii to bo get aside by Judge Lynch, when backed by such bloody executive officers aa the South ern pistol and Bowie knife. 'J'hey wore for once mistaken. Tho 4 wrong passengers weit waked' nt Marion. Clv. iit v Canpu. 'You've vh-itod iny daughter a long time,' said an anxious mother, to a voiinfr gt'iitlcnvui of our neoaiuiiituiieo the other day. 4 What are your intentions, Biri,r Honorable, entirely so,' s ua the gentle man, I intend kicking out, us couchmea say.' ' You do, do you? backing on, ha! and pray, sir, what may bo your reason fur de ceiving the poor girl m this way? 1 i have several, said our ineml. Well, name one if you an, you imp or Sal an you litth'-w aisled, knock-kneedr paletuced, no whiskered doit you thing. youscrap you !,, l our daughter saut lie, interrupting ner dnnt wear her bustle right."' 1 have Been it one sided, ifer dress maker tells mo she is padded in a do win plneos, and wear two pair of stays in?r falso tet-lh don't slay well, and she puts castor oil on her wig. -Madam, I cant stand such carelessness you'll loUim off now 1 reckon.' The old woman did let himolTi for in two minutes sua and Iter daughter were oeoa. streaking it down street probably to tcur out the eyes of tho dresnrinuker. Notes of 50 and .20 dollars of the Mer chant's and Planters' Hank, at Chicago, 1 IK are circulated at (Jalveston. There is no. uch bank in existence.. ;