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6 UNNUMBERED GRAVES. Ton hilside, with its shafts of gleaming white, Bathed in the glory of the setting sun, Holds many a grave Micro, hidden from our sight, Some loved one sleeps, life’s toil and labor done. But there are graves over whoso slumbering mols No polished marble rears its stately head. And where no fragrant flowers above unfold To waken pity for the quiet dead. These are the graves deep down within our hearts, Where lie the hopes and dreams of early years, Buried from sight, but signaled by such marks As only can be made by blood and tears— Borne early love that crowned us in our youth, And made life glorious for a short, sweet hour— Some cherished promise, robbed of strength and truth, Crushed in the morning of its new-born power. Here is the spot whore memory has engraved The form and face of one we called a friend— One for whose welfare we would e’en have braved Censure and heartache to the bitter end. But ’twas not wisely done, and so we draw Before the treachery of the smiling eyes A heavy vail. Ihe cold world, if it saw, Would proffer pity in a thousan d lies. Bo life goes on. We lay the forms away Of things we loved not wisely but too well, And in the lapse of years we learn to stay Tbe fretful chanting of their funeral knell. We learn to smile, before the smiling throng, Although the adder’s fangs be deeply set; And join, perhaps, our voices in the song, To soothe tbe pain we never can forget. And thus we learn to envy the calm rest Of those who sleep beneath tbe silent sod. Bound with life’s galling chains, we know ’tis boat To bend our heads and pass beneath the rod. And when we see some mourners heavy clad In robes of black, haggard, with tear-dimmed eye, We know their lives would be more bright and glad Could they but reason—it is life to die. Mourn not the slumbering dead, but rather say, Blest are the sleepers. Years may come and go; Heads that are brown and gold may turn to gray, But they are done with earth and tears and woe. Somewhere, we know, beyond the world of stars, They will at last have found sweet Lethe’s stream; Some time we’ll meet them at God’s judgment bar, Where life is love, and love one long, true dream. FROM OUT HE (Will BY THE AUTHOR OF “TIES SQUIBE’S DABLINQ,” “A GILDED BIS,” “doba thobne,” “ladi damisk’s BECKET,” ETC., ETC. CHAPTER XLIV. ’'WHEN I BEGAN TO LOVE YOU WITH A LOVEB’s LOVE I CANNOT TELL.” Lady Caraven decided to follow the advice of her fnend Sir Raoul, and forgive her husband. Sho received him in the pretty littlo boudoir in which tha few months of her' girlish life at home had been spent. It was a pretty room, octagon shaped, with a large bay-window that lookad across the lawn to too river—a room that seem ed fitted for a young girl’s habitation, with hangings of pink silk and white lace, a profu-' sion'of flowers, and a few pretty water-color She was standing by the window when he entered. His step was so light and quiet that oho did not hear him at first; and he looked at her for half a minute tn silent admiration. Tbe tall slender figure was draped in a plain black silk dress ; the dark hair was carelessly arranged alter a picturesque fashion ; the lovely face had a faint hue of returning health and hope. Her hands were tightly clasped, and the expression on her face was one of deep thought. “Hildrod I” be called, and at the sound of his voice a crimson finch seemed to born her neck and face. Sho was quite silent for a minute, md then she turned to him and held out her hand. “ Can you—do you really forgive mo 1” he asked. “ I hardly dare to hope that it is true.” “It is quite true,” she replied ; and he de tected a slight tremor in her voice. “ Let me ask a question in my turn. “Is it true that youleveme?” “ Yes,” he answered. “Itis as true as that Heaven is above me.” “ Will you tell me how long you have loved me ?” she asked quietly. “ I will answer you quite truthfully, Hildrod/’ replied the Earl. “ I cannot tell you. When I first married you—l speak freely—l did not like you; to me you were simply an incumbrance that I was compelled to put up with. I saw nothing in you—neither beauty nor mind ; yet we had to live together; and" in some kind of way I was grateful to you. For many long months after our marriage I looked upon you simply as an unformed schoolgirl. Tho first thing that I awoke to was a knowledge of your beauty; I hoard every one praising it, and I began to percoivo that in place of an unformed schoolgirl I had one of the most beautiful wo men in England for my wife!. The next thing that struck mo was the way in which you spoke to me; I began to admire your pride and'spirit, your noble ideas, your grand notions of duty. The day 1 sawyou dismiss John Blantyre was the day, I beiieve, on which 1 first began to love you. Theo I admired the way in which you roused me, the way in which you broke up without mercy all my dreamy luxurious life. I loved you for'the brave manner in which you • look your stand by duty. But when I began to love you with a lover’s love I cannot tell. On the night of the ball, when I saw what you had inscribed on your tablets— 1 My husband’—my heart beat faster than it had ever done before, and I felt the greatest inclination to take you in my arms and kiss your face a thousand times ; but I could not. After that my love grew. 1 watched you—you were beautiful and graceful, my love; I listened to you—your words were replete with wit and wisdom ; I saw how your whole time was given to useful and noble occupations. But when I began to love you with a lover’s love I cannot tell, Hiidred. I should like to say one thing to you,” he con tinued hurriedly— K they are humiliating words for me, but true ones. ’ Whatever theft is of good in ma I owe it, my wife, to you. I was sunk in pleasure, in self-indulgence. I bad but one idea of life, and that was to get as much from it as possible. I own to you that I never even thought of duty ; I hated tbe word. My thoughts and interests were centered in myse.f. Men died; I cared not, so that I lived. Men starved ; I had’plenty. Those who do-, pended on me were ground down, oppressed, and burdened. I oared.not, so that the means were forthcoming to gratify my desires. My wife, it was you who aroused tbe nobler soul within me, who taught me to live for others and not for myself, who taught me that there is a pleasure in virtue. After Heaven, I owe all that is good in my lifo to you, and I thank you for it.” She bowed her head in sweetest courtesy. She could not speak to him. His words had filled her heart with the, very fulness of joy. “I am sure,” he continued, “ that, when a strong chain of circumstances led me to believe that you.were guilty of a great crime, the strongest feeling in my heart was disappoint ment that you were not the angel I had taken you to be. Then, when you bad gone, and I was left aione, left without you, I knew that I loved you. *1 found my life a blank-; my thoughts were always with you ; my heart had gone with you. Then I knew that I loved you with a lover’s love, aud that I should never be happy until I had won yoa.” A glad light came into her dark eyes, but she made no reply. He continued— “ Hiidred, as earnestly as a man can speak, I ask you to forgive me. Forgive the base sel fishness that married you for money without love, and without any knowledge of your real worth. Forgive the insolent neglect, the cruelty, the coldness, the pain I have caused you. Forgive tho last and greatest blunder of all—my unjust suspicion. I do not deserve your pardon, but 1 ask it.” “I forgive you," she replied. “We will bury the past; we will talk of it no more. But, Lord Caraven, lam going to put your love to the test.” He interrupted her. “Hiidred,” he said, “do not call me’Lord Caraven’ try to say ‘ Ulrie.’ ” She looked at him with sweet shy eyes. “Ulric,” she said, “I am going to put your love to the test” “ I may say'with safety that it will bear it,” he replied. “ Our marriage was a mistake,” she said softly—" perhaps we were not altogether to blame for that. We have made great mistakes aince, in which we have both been to blame. What 1 propose is a year’s absence. A cousin of mine, Mrs. Glenvil, is very ill, and is ordered to Nice. I ask you to let me go with her. She will be away a year—see what that year will effect. If love of me has sufficient in fluence over you to keep you good, industrious, active for the benefit of others, as you are now, I shall believe that you love me. If in a year’s time you come to me and tell mo that you lovo me better than ever, that time and absence have not changed you, 1 will return with you, and will make you a most loving, devoted wife. Do you accept my love ?” He stood tor a few minutes in thoughtful si lence, and then he said : “Yes ; I accept it—l shall bo pleased to prove my sincerity to you.” “There need be nothing in it for people to gossip about,” she said, shyly. “You have but to tell any one who inquires that I have gone to Nico with my cousin, and when the twelvemonth has elapsed, that you are going to fetch mo home.” "I am willing, Hiidred,” he said, “and shall count the dajs and the hours, my wife, until we meet. 1 never knew how sweet tho word ‘ wife ’ was, nor how much it meant, until now.” As it was agreed, the only persons to whom they told the result of that interview were Sir Raoul and Arley Ransome, who both cordially approved of tbe plan, foreseeing that it would end well. Every one believed that Lady Car aven nad been so suddenly summoned because of tho illness of Mrs. Glenvil, and when a short paragraph in the fashionable papers told that the young countess was going to Nice for a short time with her cousin, no one bad a word to say about the arrangement. Tbe earl returned to Ravensmere to show all needtul politeness and respect for Lady Hamil ton. It was a great relief to him when the doc tor pi onounced her well enough to return home, and ho was a little surprised when he found that she regretted leaving Sir Raoul more than any one else. The noble, honest soldier had made a great impression on the beautiful, fash ioaable “ Ho is a man worth loving,” she said to her self. Then’the earl returned to London to see his wife and Mrs. Glenvil off. He went with them to Dover. They had decided upon going to ■ Paris first. Ho stood for a few minutes on the deck of tho steamer before it sailed ; he looked with longing, wistful eyes at the face of his young wife. “Hiidred, how I wish that I were going with you I” he said. “So do I,” she replied, with a frank, charm ing smile. “But that would not do. You must stand the test. You will come to fetch me, and the year will not seem so long.” ‘ He sighed as he looked at her. “I havo a kind of fear that I shall be like tho naughty boy in tho story-book,” he said —“I shall meet with my just punishment. Hiidred, if anything should happen to me before tbe year is out ?” “ to return to you at once if you are ill or in trouble,” she replied, earnestly. “My darling, give me one kiss I” he cried suddenly. But tbe countess drew down her veil. “No,” she said, “that would make tho part ing oven harder. Good by. Heaven bless you, Ulna 1” “Good by, my wife!” ho said; and his eyes filled with tears as ho watched the steamer cutting her way through the blue waves. CHAPTER XLV. “THIS IS OUB BEAL WEDDING-DAY, HILDBDP.” No man ever set to work with greater zeal than did the handsome earl. He did not delay one hour in London; be went back at once to Ravensmere, only eager to begin work. There was to be no more idleness, no more dissipa tion, no more self-indulgence. He had made up his mind that all the plans his wife had con templated and begun for the benefit of the es tate should be carried out before she returned home. Tbe model cottages should be built, and men with their families residing in them; the schools shouldmot only be erected, but open; the alms-houses should be finished, and the old women occupying them. She should find her protege Mary Woodruff installed as por tress in one of the lodges; every wish his wife had ever expressed should be carried out, every desiro fulfilled; houses should bo repaired, farms put in good order—he would neglect not a single thing that she had over proposed or thought of. No matter what it cost, all should be done. He took Sir Raoul into his confidence, and they found that by employing extra bands tho work could be done in the time. Lord Caraven did not lose an hour. No -one looking at him now could have believed that ho bad ever been indolent. There were days when he rose with the dawn of the sun and worked without ceasing until it set—days when he found no time for anything but riding round and encouraging the different sets of men to work. Every one knew at last what his object was—that he wanted all finished before his wife came home. When that was known, tho workers -grow even more anxious to please him, for there was not one on the estate, man or woman or child, who was not anxious’to please the young countess and who did not love her. “Sho will be happy at last,” said Sir Raoul to himself as bo saw that love for her was gradually but surely influencing the whole of the young earl’s lifo. Lord Caraven, in the midst of his labors and toils, did net forget to correspond continually with his wife. 110 wrote to her every week, never telling her what ho was doing, but dwell ing continually on his. passionate love for her, on bis intense desire to see her again. "These are our love letters, Hiidred,” he wrote once. "This is our courtship. The day on which wo meet will be our real wedding day.” And she smiled to herself as she read. He was won at last, and no one but herself knew how happy she was to win him. So the year passed away. It was thought advisable for Mrs. Glenvil to return before the English Winter began, and the beginning of September was fixed upon as the time for her and the countess’ return. Tho earl prayed his wife to allow him to go to Nice to escort them home, as was at first arranged. She answered “No,” that her father would do that. She did not wish to meet him again until she met him at home, lior father would bring her to Court Raven Station; be could meet her there and take her Jhome. “She is right,” said Sir Raoul; “that seems to me mors fitting. She is right, as she al .ways is.” So the day came—a bright September day— when all tho world seemed changed to the Earl of Caraven. The train was due at the Court Raven Station at three in the afternoon, and i tbe earl was to meet it. Lord Caraven kept his word. The day was celebrated as a wedding-day. Great tents were erected in the park, and all tho children and the tenantry were feasted therein to their hearts’ content. There was nothing but re joicing and merriment and happiness. The earl stood by the carriage when tbe train stopped. There was not much time for greeting then. Ho clasped his wife’s hands be tween his own, hesitated for a moment, and then kissed her. “My wile—my darling—welcome home!” be said. Then ho helped her into the carriage and took his seat by her side. He saw her face grow palo with emotion as the ringing cheers of men, women, .nd children fell upon her ear, and as the carriage drove slowly along, more than one rough voice cried: “ Heaven bless your ladyship! Welcome homel” They drove slowly, tor the crowd was great. She had seemed especially to belong to the people, this dark-eyed, boautiful woman, who bad worked so hard, and they were delighted to have her in their midst again. The earl had not failed to tell thorn all, both neb .and poor, what thev owed to her, and rich aud poor were there to welcome her. The crowd increased as they drove through tbe park, and wben'thircar riage stopped »t the groat entrance it was won derful to see the throngs of people. The earl stood up to thank them for their kind and spon taneous greeting. Then he.took his wife’s hand in his, aud a boautiful smile brightened her face as she looked round upon them—there was hardly one in tho vast gathering who had not received some kindness, some tavor or benefit from her hands. “ K[y friends,” he said, “every man who loves bis wife has a pet name for her. My wife is tbe > good angel of my house.” Then they passed indoors, followed by the good wisbes-or all who knew them. There was a small and early dinner party at the castle ; tbe members of it were tho earl, toe countess, Sir Raoul, Arley Ransome, and Mi's. Glenvil. After dinner, Lord Caraven drew his wife’s arm within his own. “This is our real wedding-day, Hiidred.” he said, “ so I am not going to apologize tor taking you away trom our gneste.” They walked across the long drawing-room to the ..balcony, where the last roses of Summer were hanging, and where the creepers formed a bower. “It is not cold,” ho said. “ Will you come out here?” They went out together, and stood watching tbe sunset over tbe trees m the park. “First of all, Hiidred,” said the earl, “guess what news I have for you.” “ I cannot guess,” she replied. “You would never imagine,” ho said. “I told you tn one of my letters how sorry Lady Hamilton was to leave Sir Raonl.” She looked up at him, her laoe full of interest. “Yes; you did,” she assented. “It has ended m this way., He met her again in London, and again at Brighton, and they are to be married at Christmas. She has given up flirting, andtoares for nothing under the sun but her soldier lover.” “1 am glad of it,” said Lady Oaraven. “ Sho is a beautiful woman, sweet, gentle, and gra cious. Her only fault was coquetry. I think she is safe with Sir Raoul. Ho will not allow much of that.” “Still you will own that you are surprised, Hiidred ?”. But she did not answer him. She had placed her hand in his and was looking far away at the light of the setting sun, as one in a happy dream. “ I wanted to say something else to you, my darling, ’he continued, putting his arm round her and Kissing her fondly, while she nestled to his side. “I want to thank you for all you have done for me, and to tell you that I think the greatest blessing Heaven can confer upon a man is the gift of a patient, unselfish, devoted wife—such as has been given to me." THE END. flasheTof fun. BY THE DANBURY NEWS MAN. Nobody offers to shoot an apple from Gail Hamilton’s bead. Ice is so scarce that the poor will have to eat their hash without it, we fear. No strawberries yet in market. Great Hoav—l However, we have apinaoh. Gen. McClellan accumulates much pot tery. He has not lost his penchant for earth works. Man lives not in the present but in the future. At 7A.M. ho looks for noon; at 1 P.M. he begins to sigh lor 6’o’clock. There were a gang of gipsies in town the other day. To a man with only one shirt a gipsey is an object of dreamy contemplation. The subject of a New Haven man’s ad dress was, “What shall we live on?” We didn’t got the particulars, but wo think it is eggs. The British military authorities con demn all white or gray horses as being too con spicuous. If they can only get nd of the pale horse they can save tho others. E. D. C., Bolton, Eng.—A good poet can find employment on the leading literary periodicals of this country. Thirty dollars a month and board-is about the average pay. .Some writer says man cannot live al ways. « How is it about that party who heads bis items on remarkable eggs with “Eggactly,” and “ Eggstraordinary ?” Will he ever die ? • A Bridgeport man » has been twenty years perfecting a machine to enable him to Dy over Niagara Falls. It would have been chean , . er, we think, to have takes to tlje fridge, NEW YORK DISPATCH, MAY 5, 1878. A scrawny-looking individual cams into the office, the other morning, to advertise his wife, who had left him, that people should not trust her on his account. He asked the book > keeper the price, and when told, said, in some surprise: “Is that so? Why, that’s what I paid to ad vertise my first wife. I thought prices might havo come down.” A strolling gymnast gave an exhibition on the tight rope, in Danbury, tbe other after noon. Among the observers were two under takers, and although not in hearing distance of each other, yet both, strangely enough, con tinued to repeat over and over again: “Ob, I hope he won’t fall: I hope he won’t fall.” When ho got through they diapered with tho crowd, but so great had been their concern for him that their faces still appeared troubled. WHO KhSTtheTuDGE? A MYSTERY OF CRIME. BY T. 0. HARBAUGH. Ono raw morning in March the janitor of the court-house of B——■ entered the Judge’s pri vate room for the purpose of making a fire, and was frightened almost out of his wits at finding the honorable dignitary lying motionless on the floor. The janitor was about to retreat and raise the alarm oy ringing the court-house bell, when he bethought himself that tho Judge might have but a fit, and that ho could render him the needed assistance. Therefore, he hastened for ward and tried to lift tho prostrate man, who lay on the floor with one hand partially hidden in his bosom, while the other, lying near his head, hold his penholder, the gold pen of which had its nib broken. But as the Judge was a large man, given over to some extent to obesi ty, and the janitor a cadaverous fellow, who had been denominated “Bones” by the at taches of the court-house, he found his at tempt useless, and soon gave it up as futile. The stare in tbe Judge’s eyes and the ghastly hue of the skin told the janitor that life had de parted, and a moment after this discovery the court-house bell was spreading wonderment throughout the town. At that time an unusually interesting court was in session at B , presided over by Judge Blakely. A large number of criminal cases had been disposed of, and but few remained which were of more than passing importance. The session just drawing to a close had attracted many people from tho rural districts, and tho several hotels were nightly taxed to their ut most capacity. Attorneys from a distance wore in attendance, ana many friends of the prison ers still remained in town. Therefore the wild ringing of the court-house bell, fully three hours bafore the opening of court, startled everybody who heard it. There was catastrophe in its unwonted tones, and while Jabez Throck, the janitor, still held the rope, he heard the patter of a multitude of feet in the stone corridor below. Releasing the rope, he planted himself.at the top of the stairs and forbako the crowd surging up, saying that the Judge was dead, and that tho coroner was needed. The report of the Judge’s death now spread like wildfire, and the court-house was speedily surrounded by the most excited crowd ever seen in B After some delay, caused'in a great measure by the extraordinary excitement, the coroner, a slow but precise man, announced himself ready for business, and, accompanied by the sheriff; several surgeons and tbe janitor, proceeded to the Judge’s room, the door of which was locked behind them in order to keep intermeddlers out. Judge Blakely was found in the manner in which the janitor had left him, and tho examin ation was begun. The surgeons who had come beforehand to the conclusion that apoplexy had taken the Judge off, were foaced to abandon such ideas. For a brief examination told them that an as sassin had been there. A crushed skull over the left ear, and four dagger stabs in tho region of the heart were‘the proofs of the murder. Lying min its accustomed place by the coal stove was seen one of the instruments ot death —a short, iron pokor, to which adhered both hair and blood. But tho dagger was missing.» The assassin, whoever he was, had first struck the Judge from behind with the poker while he sat in his great arm-caair at his desk, as the position of chair and body indicated, and then dealt the blow with the dagger. ' In bearing off'tho sharp instrument of death, it was at first believed that the murderer had left no ciew behind, but after the surgical ex amination, a discovery' was made that startled every one. w Lying upon the desk, and almost entirely concealed beneath a mass of legal documents, was a piece of legal cap, upon which was traced, in a spasmodic hand, these words : » “ Jason Bowers did this !" Below this brief but startling sentence, which seemed at once to fix the identity of tbe assas sin, was what appeared to Up an attempt of tho writer to affix a signature, but after a “J,” the pen made a long mark, which the beholders could follow across the desk to tho very walnut edging. It seemed that death had suddenly stricken the writer in tho act of signing his name, and tho broken pen in tho Judge’s lifeless hand pointed almost positively to the writer. There was such a man as Jason Bowers. He was not a resident of B——; for some time past ho had been an inmate of the county jail—held there on a charge of forgery. On the day prior to the night of the Judge’s murder, this man Bowers had been acquitted by the jury selected to try him, and at the moment ot the commis sion ot the crime, he was a free mao. He bad never been heard to say aught against tbe Judge, more than to remark that he thought that in the charge to the jury, ho (tho Judge) had favored conviction. At home, the young man had not borne an irreproachable charac ter, having been engaged in affairs of ques tionable honor ; but tho trial for forgery’ was his first appearance before a criminal court. Upon the evidence ot the writing on the pa per which was pronounced by all to be in tbe late Judge’s ehirography, and beyond doubt toe last work of his lifo, the sheriff resolved to take Jason Bowors into custody if he was still in town. The yousg man was not difficult to find, as he was in tbe crowd below, and on the charge ot malicious murder he was forthwith arrested and lodged in jail. We now come to the most mysterious part of our narrative. , At the coroner’s inquest but little light was thrown upon toe crime. Jabez Throck, the janitor, said that he found the outer doors of the court house locked from the inside; and that ho had been obliged to en ter through tbe coal cellar, of which he alone carried the key. It was not an uncommon thing for the deceased to remain in his room till twelve at night, during a session of court, and that upon such occasions ha locked the court house when he left for home. Upon the janitor’s testimony, the theory that the mur derer had been concealed in the building was started, but this was injured by the various county officers, who swore that they had locked tho iron doors leading into their offices imme diately after the adjournment of court, which gave tbe murderer no place for concealment but the stone corridors. Tbe court-house was on the second street running parallel with the river, and one of the town sewers connected it with the stream. There was a bare possibility that a small man might have obtained ingress into the building by the sewer, but an examination of its mouth dissipated this theory. The. court-room wasj situated on tbe second floor. The murderer, to' reach the judge’s apartment, was compelled to cross the court-room, which, when wrapped in darkness as it was when the murder was com mitted, was no easy task for one unacquainted with tbe arrangement of the furniture, etc. If the assassin had traversed the room just de scribed, he had failed to displace a single chair, several having been left in the aisles as the sheriff testified; aud tho mode and manner of his exit were-also left in the dark. There was nothing to point to the evil-doer save the piece of paper already twice men tioned, and by the major part of B——’s in habitants it was regarded as conclusive. Jason Bowers was abjured to confess, but to the sur prise of all he protested his innocence, and de clared that at the proper time he would prove an alibi. new judge took Blakely's place, and the session was resumed. A new grand jury was summoned, which indicted Jason Bowers for willful murder, and afier the disposal of several grand larcenies, the young man was pu. upon trial for bis life. The district attorney, and a man who had won many eulogiums for his rigorous prosecution of criminal cases, was summoned to B—- to look after the interests of the state. After an investigation of the case he declared that the jury would deliver a verdict of “guilty” with out leaving their boxes, and the trial was com menced. It is called to-day “ the great trial ”at B —, though sixteen years have passed away, and the old court house has given place to a new one. Jason. Bowers exhibited no signs of guilt when placed on the prisoner’s stand and con fronted by the crowd in which his friends might have been numbered by pairs. It was known that he hoped to prove an alibi, though few believed his ability to do so. “If, gentlemen,” said the district attorney to the jury in opening the case, “we.shall show that immediately after his acquittal of the charge of forgery, the prisoner made threats against the deceased; that he was seen in the vestibule of ths court house at the hour of ten or thereabouts on the night of the murder, if at the time aforesaid he, standing on tho stone steps, addressed one of the witnesses for the state in his own, undisguised voice, so that tbe witness will swear positively concerning his identity, we shall present a case that will de mand conviction. “But, if wo shall further show, gentlemen, that the prisoner carried to his washerwoman at daylight on tho morning after the committal of the crime, a shirt, tho right cuff and bosom, of which contained blood stains; if, proceeding further, we shall show that when the prisoner was arrested there was found upon his person a dagger, whoso blade fitted tho several wounds in the deceased breast, and if we shall make known the fact that tho prisoner, after his ac quittal, declared that he could traverse the court room with ease after dart aud then if we > offer in evidence the last words (written) of 3 the deceased—words which he must have writ t ten after he had been left for dead by his mur . derer, we shall confidently expect a conviction, 9 though we would wish to see the prisoner, if innocent, prove a satisfactory alibi." . Tho attorney’s opening address created a t profound impression; it seemed to seal tho prisoner’s doom. If the prosecution could prove what they said they could, from whence 1 would the alibi come ? The defense relied mainly upon proving an ’- alibi, as the prisoner’s chief eounsebstated in f his response to tho District Attorney. They .- stated that the blood stains on the shirt as well as the dagger on the prisoner’s person t would be accounted for. His supposed pres ence in the outer vestibule on the night of the o crime would be swept away by the oath of the r most reputable citizens of B——-. We will not enter upon the details of tho trial. The prosecution introduced proof bear- > ing upon tho several heads of tho district at ’ torney’s address. The man who swore to the • prisoner’s presence on the court house steps was a person of undoubted veracity and well respected in B——. Ho had known Jason Bow ers previous to his arraignment for forgery, and could not have been mistaken in tho voice that addressed him on that night. The figure on the steps corresponded with tbe prisoner’s; but the face was concealed, as if purposely, by tho 0 slouching of tho bat. Tins witness swore posi .’ tively. 1 The prisoner’s shirt, accompanied by his = washerwoman’s testimony, was exhibited in e court. It produced a profound impression, for unobliterated stains ot a dark color wore visible 0 on cuff and bosom. 0 The prosecution, ably and almost vindictive -0 ly conducted, seemed to give the prisoner no 0 chance for escape, and the defense was regard ed frivolous before its turn came. 3 The fact that the doors leading into the 1 court-house were found to bo locked on the in -3 side by Jabez Throck, the janitor, on the mem -1 orable morning, was commented upon with 1 proof by the defense. It was furthermore proven that every window was found fastened, 3 likewise on the inside, after tho discovery of the Judge’s dead body. The defense admitted the prisoner’s remark concerning his ability to traverse the eourt ' room with ease after dark; but said that be meant by it that his protracted tiial had famil ’ iarized him with tbe room. The blood-stains c on the shirt were accounted for by saying that the prisoner had cut his wrist on the night of 1 tho crime, and, in fact, when he was arrested J his wrist was found to be bandaged by bloody 1 linen. 1 Tho alibi which the defense bad proposed to 1 prove did startle every one. ‘ One of the most respectable groeerymen in ' B testified that Jason Bowors had been ' continually in his store from nine to half past ’ ten, inclusive, on the night of the murder, and ' several creditable witnesses deposed to having accompanied him from the grocery to the hotel, ’ whice was reached at a quarter to eleven. This ‘ damaged tho testimony of the witness who had sworn to having encountered Jason Bowers on tbe court-house steps at ten o’clock, or there abouts. 1 On a cross examination several ef the pris oner’s witnesses admitted that his manner was excited and strange'; but the clerk of the hotel 1 said that shortly after the prisoner’s arrival he 1 wem up to his room. Did not see bandage on wrist then ; had loaned the prisoner the dagger 1 shown in court; the prisoner had returned it ' just before retiring, but had got it again before 1 breakfast on the following morning. The wash erwoman, on cross exammation, said that the > prisoner told her that he wished his shirt by 1 noon as he wanted to leave B at that hour; ' noticed bandage on his wrist. ■ The defense also brought forward witnesses ' to prove that the prisoner had expressed to 1 several his intention of leaving B at the hour mentioned; but that he was prevented by his arrest for murder. 1 As tho defense progressed tho spectators looked perplexed. It was evident that a loop hole tor tbe prisoner’s escape would do offered. The prosecution looked dumfounded. The Judge’s charge was elaborate in its de tails ; bis honor leaned to a bollef in the pris- ' oner’s guilt, aud the jury retired. After an Absence of tour hours, during which 1 time they sent for elucidation on several points to the court, tho twelve returned with a verdict of—Not guilty 1 1 No demonstrations of delight followed • tho announcement of the verdict. The accused ■ hewed to the jury and was discharged. ’ That day he loft B and died ten years later without unravelling, if be could, the secret of the Judge’s death. Years afterward, when the old courthouse was demolished, a rusty dagger was found m the belfrey, and the slats of tho blind windows showed evidences of removal, as if to admit and let out a man! Tho discovery renewed speculation on B ’s great murder; that was alt. A CLEVER" SCOUNDREL. He Hoaxes a Judge and Doctors by His Acting of Disease. ’ (From the Devizes, Eng., Gazette, April 18.) “It is a dreadful thing to pass sentence upon a man in such a state!” said thejudgo at the Wiltshire Assizes, on Friday, tho 12th inst. His lordship seemed moved almost to distress at the pitiable object who, with an injured spine, was brought into court lying helplessly on a stretcher, and who could only feebly plead guilty to the charge alleged against him. “The . infliction you are suffering under,” said the judge. “ surpasses any punishment I can give you !” Had Neale been in ordinary health he would undoubtedly have had penal servitude, for it was not his first act of felony; but who could find the heart to carry out the extreme rigor of , the law in the case of a poor soul who would, to ali appearance, never again be able to rise from tha pallet on which he lay, writhing in all tha agony of an injured spine. So much did his lordship feel this, that, having first sentenced him to eighteen months, his conscience seemed to-have smitten him, and he reduced it to twelve. It appears thatdn October last Nealo was ap prehended for stealing a mare, the property of Mr. John Smith, of Duckington, and was lodged in Malmesbury Lock-up previous to his trans mission to Devizes. On the fallowing morning, when the police visited his cell, they found him lying on the floor, unable to move. His state ment was that he had got up to look out of tho window, when he fell backward across the cor ner of the bedstead and injured his spine. Medical advice was obtained, and his sad con dition at once appreciated. In tact, he ap peared t-o bo almost irretrievably injured, and to be Buffering the greatest agony—and to re move a man a distance of twenty miles under such circumstances would have been the hight ot cruelty. He accordingly remained at Malmes- ; bury for nine weeks, during which time every* . thing which humanity could suggest to miti- i gate his sufferings was resorted to. A person was kept in constant attendance upon him ; alb ; kinds of nutritious things were ordered for him, ■ such as roast fowl, grog. &c., and his comfort ; was studied with the utmost solicitude. At the end of nine weeks it was thought that , he might bear the»journey to Devizes, and in January last a conveyance was obtained (be- < longing to Mr. Walter Powell, M. P..) long i enough to hold a bed, and with great care and no little anxiety he was brought to the county : jail, and was at once carried to the infirmary. Two men were specially detailed to attend to his necessities ana minister to his comfort; for L the medical officer, and another doctor be i brought with him to see “the case,” were, like t the medical gentlemen at Malmesbury, both of opinion that tbe poor fellow’s spine was sori- 1 ously if not permanently injured. ( In this melancholy state he was brought bs t fore the Judge on Friday last, and a general murmur of pity, amounting almost to a shud der, ran through the court as those present be f held the pallet with the injured man lying help lessly upon it. A breathless silence prevailed as the poor fellow was sentenced to twelve 5 months’ imprisonment, and the pallet, with its ■ occupant, was carried back to the prison. And now comes the sequel. To proqe afbrm . er conviction, the Deputy Governor of Glouces ter jail, had been summonen to Devizes, and on ’ going over the jail, a close inspection enabled* ” him to recognize in Neale an old “ invalid ” with whom ho formerly had to deal. Halloa I” said tbe deputy governor, as he ’ scanned tho countenance of the crippie, “ Hol loa ! what, at your old game ? That fellow,” j said he, “is an impostor. There is no more the ' matter with his spine than there is with mine.” . Impossible, it was thought. The deputy j governor must be deceived. However, Dr. Clap t ham, the medical officer, thought it worth while to communicate with the surgeon ot Gloucester L jail, aud the reply he received so entirely con t firmed tho"deputy governor’s statement that he j determined to test the point in such away as should put it beyond doubt whether Neale was } really the great sufferer he appeared to be, or . an arrant knave. ’ Taking with him Dr. Carles's and Mr. Waylen, he went to the prison on Sunday last, and hav ing put the man through a severe examination, the previously-formed opinion of tho doctors began to waver. Still the man protested that his sufferings and his injuries were real, and he seemed totally unable to move. To put the matter to a further test, a galvanic battery was ’ introduced, and tbe “ shocks ” were turned on ’ pretty strong. All, however, failed to produce the expected' result. The man was no more 1 able to move during aad after the shocks than r he was before. So the doctors left. The mor r row came, and as it came so it found Neale ly ing in tbe same position as he bad lafu for the six previous months —if . possible,in greater pain than ever. Re gardless, however, of all demonstrations of e suffering, the electric machine was again set to work, and so sharp was the effect that the . leg which had appeared most affected by the spinal injury began to move, until at last, un able to stand the shocks any longer, tho fellow jumped out of bed, and m a few minutes after ward was walking across the courtyard to ob tain his prison clothes, as lithe and agile on his ’ pins as any man within the prison walls. 1 A clever scoundrel! Electricity has pro duced many wonderful results, but none more I wonderful than its effect on Charles Neale. It ; is too late to give him the desert (of penal ser ' vitude) which would inevitably havo awaited j him but for his “pitiable condition.” ! A young lady being asked how sho could ) possibly afford, in hard times, to take music-lessons, j |ep4od. “ Oh. I confine myself to the low notes.” ' HUMOR OF THE HOUR. BY THE -DETROIT EREE PRESS FIEND. HOME INFLUENCE. At an auction sale of miscellaneous goods on Michigan avenue, the auctioneer put up a wol robe and invited bids. An old man inspected il closely, seemed to think there was a bargain in it, and yet he hesitated to bid. “Don’t you want it?” asked the auctioneer. “ Yes, kinder,” was the reply. “ Then why don’t you bid and take it ?” “Wall, I’vo bought heaps o’ things in dry goods and so on,” slowly rejoined the old man, “and I never yet took home anything that the old woman thought was worth the price. If 1 got that ’ere robe for even fifteen cents, she’d grab it up, pull at one end, chew on a corner, and call out: ‘Cheated agin—more’n half cot ton!’ That’s tho reason I dasn’t bidl” NO USE TRYING. Yesterday forenoon after an express wagon had delivered a box on Park street the woman of the house called to the “head boy ”of the family, who was playing marbles on the walk: “Henry, you come in here and carry out this box. Leave it on tho verandah with tho ‘C. O. D.’ turned to the street.” “It’s awful stylish to get a box by express marked ‘ C.O.D.’ isn’t it ?” he asked. “It is, Kbnry.” she answered, and ho soon had the box in place. He stood around to watch the effect on pedestrians, and it wasn’t long before no had a bite. A boy came along, saw the box, and in a contemptible tone, ho called out: “C—o—D—soap! Well, I didn’t know that they had a soap factory here!” The boy of the house winced a little, but had fully recovered when an old vag shuffled up and leaned on the fence to bawl out; “D—O—C—doctor! I’m old and dirty and ragged, but if I couldn’t spell better than that I’d take my darned old chicken-coop of a sign into the house and mash it.” He had not moved thirty feet before tho boy rushed into the yard and dragged tho box off the stoop and kicked it around, calling out: “We hain’tupper-crust folks nohow, and ma might just as well take down them two shilling lambrequins, sell her opera glass and be lower crust and feel natural.” HORSE-BREAKING. GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF HOW IT IS DONE IN BUENOS AYRES. {From the. Nineteenth Century Magazine.') The horses having been brought together into the corral were driven round the enclosure at full gallop. Six gauchos, armed with lassos, then entered the ring, and singling out a mare or a foal, they threw their lassos at the animal in such a manner as to catch both the front legs. The horse, being caught by the fore legs, falls over on the shoulder with a heavy thud, and must often receive a serious if not a per manent injury. The gaucho, holding the legs firmly, proceeds to make a circle round the fal len animal. He graduaHy succeeds in catching one of the hind legs, draws it close to the fore legs, and so binds the three together. After this the horse is powerless. After witnessing for some time the dexterity with which the lasso can be used, the stallion which bad been herded with tho troop of mares was singled out and captured. He bad never been ridden before, and we were now to see an exhibition of the rare skill and courage m the saddle for which the gaucho horsemen are fa mous. The horse having been thrown by means of the lasso, as it has already been ex plained, the process of saddling and bridling shall be described in the graphic and accurate language of Mr. Darwin. • The gaucho, sitting on the horse’s neck, fixes a strong bridle, without a bit, to the lower jaw; this he does by passing a “narrow thong through the eye-boles at tho end of the reins, and sev eral times rouud both jaw and tongue. The two front legs are now tied closely together with a strong leather thong, fastened by a slip knot. The lasso, which bound the three to gether being then loosened,the horse rises with difficulty. The gaucho, now holding fast the bridle fixed to the lower jaw, leads the horse outside the corral. If a second man is present (otherwise the trouble is much greater), he holds the animal’s head while the first puts on the horse clothes. When the saddling is fin ished the animal is, from fear and previous ex ertion, white with foam,and sweat. The process, as described by Mr. Darwin, was closely folio wed in the present instance. A sheepskin, however, was substituted for a saddle, and the domador, or horse breaker, only used the stirrup to mount his horse. Before he was saddled the horse made tremendous strug gles to get free, but a powerful and active gau cho, arrayed in a red shirt, black riding boots, his long black hair streaming in the wind—al together a most striking and picturesque per sonage—held him firmly with the halter, and by the exertion of great muscular strength was enabled to resist the struggler. At length the domador mounted his hitherto unridden charg er. The lasso was cast loose from the fore-legs, and the animal, pursued by a gaucho on horse back, who plied him sharply with the whip, and harassed by a troop of cogs barking furiously at his heels, was free to do his utmost to throw his rider. The great object was to keep the horse in constant and rapid movement. While at a hard gallop, the horse could neither kick nor plunge in such a manner as to disturb the equilibrium of an accomplished horseman; but wnen, as it happened from time to time, the horse stopped abruptly, arched his back, threw his head down and then made a great back jump, executing in a strange way a figure of 8 in mid-air, alighting on his fore legs, and with his hind legs kicking desperately, it required horsemanship and mus cular power of no ordinary kind on tne part of his rider to keep his seat unshaken. dThe domador scarcely touched tho bridle; bathe clasped the horse with a grip of iron, his knees were buried deep in tho sheepskin sad dle, and his bare heels were fixed as firmly as with a vise under the horse’s belly. After many a desperate rush, many a vehement struggle, and many furious gallops to and fro, guided in his mad, erratic course by the lash of his rider and the attendant gaucho, the wild horse was brought back to the corral, exhausted, and for the moment subdued by the power of his rider and his own unaccustomed efforts. OPPOSING PROGRESS. AIRS. BEEZES EXPRESSES HER OPINION OF THE PHONOGRAPH. (From the Cincinnati Breakfast-Table.) “Do you think I’m a tarnation fool ?” said Mrs. Beezcr to her nephew, who was telling her about the wonders of the telephone and the phono graph. “Ain’t you ashamed of yourself, Heze kiah Bidaker, to «et thero with a face like a dea con in class mooting and tell such outlandish lies ? I don’t know nothing about science, as you call it, but I-reckon I’ve got common sense, and I wouldn’t believe it if you was to get up and swear to it on a stack of Biblos as big as this bouse, that anybody could speak loud enough to be beard six hundred miles with tho wind egin ’om, and as for winding up the speech of people into a machine, and then getting it out again whenever you wanted to, by just turn ing a little crank, I wouldn't believe it, no, not if you was to turn black in the face telling it.” “But it’s all true, aunt, every word I’ve said to you, and I ean road it to you in this paper,” protested tho young man. “It’s the greatest discovery of the age, and everybody is fairly go ing wild over it.” “Hezekiah! Now tell me, ain’t yon fooling ? Is it really there in plain letters and spelling ?” “Yes, aunt, and here’s a picture of the ma chine.” “Let’s see,” and the old lady took tho paper and looked long and carefully at the cut of the phonograph. “It may be, but it looks more like a patent churn. Read what it says about it.” Tha young man road the account carefully, while she kept a close eye on him to see that he was not making it up as he went along. “ Now, aunt, what do you think ? Ain’t it just as I told you? Only think—a person’s voles may be heard years and years after they’re dead,” exclaimed tho youth with enthusiasm. "Well, it all that is there in print 1 suppose that there must ba something in it; but I want to tell you, boy, what my candid opinion is about it. It’s the doings of Satan, and there won’t be no good come out of it to nobody. It’s the work of the old boy, and will make mischief for all them that has anything to do with it, sure. I heard he’d been turned loose for a thousand years, and now. 1 believe it. Dear mel what’s to become of us'-all? Why, I wouldn’t have one of them machines in tho bouse when I’m overhauling Beozer lor his shortcom ings, no—not for any money. Landsakos! What lotsjaf devilment thero is in the world lately, to bo sure! dome to think of it. I hon estly believe that concern has been got up on purpose so that no poor woman could have her say any more with any peace or comfort. What’s to hinder these newspaper' folks from slipping into every bouse and rigging one of ’em up along side of tho gasmeter ? But I don’t care. I’ll keep on giving Baezer a piece of my mind whenever 1 think bo needs it, if it breaks every cog in the box." ASTONISHING AN ELEPHANT HOW HE WAS CHASED BY A LOCO MOTIVE. The locomotive astonishes the elephants of India quite as much as it does tho buffaloes of tho great American plains. The Rangoon Times mentions ono elephant in particular that was very badly astonished: A passenger train, running on an outward trip, had gone about thirty-five miles from Rangoon, when a large elephant was seen to break through the fence and get on the lino. Steam was shut off, and Mr. Stone tried to open the waste cocks, which being in front of the engine would, by ejecting hot water some dis tance ahead, induce “ tusks” to leave the track. The cock was slightly stiff and could not read ily be opened, and the engine was soon upon the unfortunate beast. Tho brute had turned tail, and fled on seeing tho engine, but was speedily caught. The but ler beams of the engine being very low, the beast’s hind legs wore taken from under him, and he was forced to sit down, as it were, with his hindquarters against the smoke-box door, which was of course nearly rad hot. The pooi boast managed to keep his fora feet going, though hustled along faster than ever he had gone in his life before, and in a few minutes ths train came to a stand-still, and ho got away. He moved off the line at the double, uproot m od a clump of bamboos, then wreaked dire ven lf geance on a tree, and was last seen rushing it through tho jungle, tearing and smashing m everything in his path. He was sadly cut and burned in the hindquarters, and will probably never be of use again. The mahout luckily escaped with his life, while those on the en gine may safely congratulate themselves on 7 their escape. 10 ' Executing Bogg, the Winter God. — A. curious ceremony is performed every year in Zur ich (Switzerland), on the eve of the so-called Sech n selauten, the ancient Spring festival of the Tigu n rines, as our forefathers often classically named the io people of Zurich. The Sechselauten new serves as s; a kind of Protestant carnival for tho mass of the g population, while the old city guilds figuie in it j much as our City companies do in tho Lord Mayor’s • Show. The principal group in this year’s proces sion was.a satirical composition representing the 13 last novel reform for which the handful of Social Democrats in the city of Zwiugli have been agita n ting during the past Winter, “ the monopoly of the io corn trade by the State.” But the most popular ’t ceremony belongs to the eve, rather than to the fes f tival itself. This is the solemn condemnation and ’’ execution of tho hated Winter. It seems to be a theory of the Sechselauten that Winter to . end on the 31st March, and that Spring should be gin on the Ist April. After sunset ou the last day of March, multitudes of men, women, and children a collect together on the Stadthausplatz, lin order to d, witness the burning of the unlucky “Bogg.” The hard, cold winter-god is supposed to be incarnate J in this Tigurine Guy Fawkes of tho namo of Bogg, t and there is the most jubilant exultation over this curious auto dafe — a survival of old German Pagan ism which the iconoclasm of Zwingli and Bullinger left untouched. During the burning of the Winter- 7 god this year, the crown of the neighboring Ueth ti berg was white with snow, a sign that the bard Zu rich Winter was not over, so that tho experiment a with the Bogg was a little daring and venturesome, g The execution of the Bogg has occasionally been p. put off until a later, and less wintry, day in April. This was the case last year. Yet, when the citizens arose next morning, the Bogg seemed like the phoe nix to have arisen from his ashes and declared that his reign was not ended, for the city and tho whole neighborhood wore tho appearance of a Winter landscape, every street and field being white with v snow.— Eng. Paper, Dancing to a Bear, and the Bear getsLoosic. —The town of Avesnes, in France, has been the scene of no ordinary bear-fight. A muz }r zled animal was disporting in the marke t-place to ■e the sound of tho violin, and had collected a circle of 3, admirers, while a M. Joseph Mansy added to the • Q public enjoyment by dancing the vis-a-vis of the j bear. One of the spectators had, as the French pa pers say, the deplorable idea of letting loose a bull dog at the animal performer. Tho poor muzzled j* creature was unfairly handled during the first b round, but in the second the fastenings broke and ■“ tho bear was free. Disdaining to tackle the dog, h« 8 rushed on his human tormentors. Poor Mansy, I- whose intentions had been of the best,was the fore g most victim. The bear struck him ou the lace, lay e ing open bis chin to the bone. First blood tor the _ bear. Workmen came up with pitchforks, and waged a doubtful battle. The military then oi 7 course appeared on the scene and charged the boar with the bayonet. After a gallant struggle tho crea -11 ture, with whom it may not be unpatriotic to sym -8 pathize, was overpowered by the French soldiery, r and re-muzzled. The following persons swell tue q roll of his conquests: Theodore Rougemont, a rail e way porter, has a bite ou the knee and some bruises; . Ernest Janson goes with his arm in a sling, and is lame of one leg; Edouard Viseur baa a cut in the 1 thigh; Alfred Magy’s hand was nearly bitten off. A few other spectators were slightly hurt. The bear o is gravely wounded, and shows the natural good -3 ness of his heart by licking the hand of his master, to whom he is seriously attached. The people of s Avesnes are unlikely to revive the sport of amateur j boar-baiting. 2 Ingenious Use of a Kiss.—The An e vergnat is the Paddy of France; but like the Irish r Paddy he sometimes redeems his character for na j tive stupßlity and belies his reputation. A water carrier, born and bred in Auvergne, but established ~ in the French capital for the last year or two, reck a oned among tho customers whom he supplied with e tbeir daily water a young married couple, whom Q neither by threats nor entreaties could he succeed t in inducing to settle a long standing account. The 3 invariable excuse with which the young wife, who was her own servant, put him off, was that her lord _ was out. The Auvergnat, a patient fellow, accepted e the excuse for a time, but at length patience being exhausted, and his faith in the lady’s diurnal as sertion diminished, he determined to try a Little *> plan of his own for bringing confusion upon the • heads of his debtors. A few mornings ago, after a replenishing the domestic water fountain, he asked y madams if monsieur was within. Most annoyingly, e Monsieur has just gone out to the coiffeur’s," re ■- plied the lady calmly; but the very next moment the report of a formidable kiss brought the ; tant absentee before the water carrier’s eyes, his I ’ cheeks crimson with jealousy. “Wretch I” ejaculated the outraged spouse; “I’m not a wretch, 'iwas but * a sly trick,” objected the Auvergnat, who speedily a pacified the tempest he had raised in the martial 8 breast by explaining that the kiss had been bestowed e upon his own horny hand, and not on the lady’s . ruby lips. The result of the ruse was that the little ( account which had necessitated it was promptly 1 settled. 1 The Electric Light.—The Dynamo- V Electric Light, says the San Francisco Chronicle, v which has nightly for some time past been flashed over the city from tho Mechanics’ Pavilion, was ex -1 hibited last evening as a means of illuminating th® 1 inside of this immense building, quito a number of q ladies with their escorts being present. Q The machine used was of 12,000 candle power, I from which two lights were obtained of about 6,000 caudle power each, and the nave of the Paviiioa was so brilliantly lighted that a fine needle thrown upon Q any portion of the main floor, not in shadow, could 11 bo easily seen. With a 10,000 candle power machine ? and ten lights the Pavilion could be lighted as thor- J otighly ‘and vividly as is any open place by the - brightest noonday sun. As all the necessary power f for working tho machine is already in place in the building, the latter could be lighted with tea lights . during the Fair at a cost not exceeding $1 per night. ’ Wnen it is considered that during last year’s Fair a the Gas Company charged $lO7 for a light immeaii ’ urably inferior in both power and effect to the eleo -8 trie one, the advantages of the latter at once appear. Y One of these machines costs about $2,000, and at , the rate ot $lO7 per light the Mechanics’ Fair wou d 1 pay for one in a trifle over eighteen evenings iu the r saving of gas alone, and, allowing the Fair to last 3 forty days, clear about $2,300 by the operation. r Answers to Correspondents.-Eure reka Politician. —You had better remain where you are. As a rule meaner men are elected to offira in Eureka than in Elko county. Policeman.—lt is always better to arrest and dis arm a man before beating him over the head with a six-shooter. It is safer and more systematic, and I it is tho rule generally adopted by the police in large cities. Subscriber.—lt makes no particular difference whether you pay your subscription or not. It doesn’t cost anything to speak of to run a newspa • per in Tuscarora, and we can always realize enough t lor personal expenses by disposing of our ex - changes to proprietors of Chinese wash houses for - wrapping paper. Chesterfield.—Shying a spittoon thro ugh a mirror x is regarded as a gross breach of hurdy-house eti _ quette. At a select hurdy ball the recognized lull dress lor a gentleman-.is a stiff-brimmed hat and a > whistler. ? Amelia, Elko.—First pare your eorn carefully with 8 a carpenter’s drawing-knife. Cutout the crown of 1 a felt bat and spread ou the inner surface a thick 3 coat ©f Hucks & Lambert’s axle grease. Use this as 1 a plaster, and in a few days you can easily pry out t the loosened roots with a crowbar.— Tascarorat^v.. _ Ti.nes-Review. > 6 The Young Lady and the Goat. —ln , Charleston, S. C., amusements appear to be scarce J during Lent, and the young people cau’t hold in. A lot of young ladies, bent on fun and mischief, pur t chased a joint interest iu and got a clear title to a - sturdy old goat, which, for various reasons, they wished to change its residence from their noighbor ? hood. Then they got up a goat raffle, with the con » dition that the winner of the goat should ride him home. Their gentlemen friends all joined in the spirit of the fun and speculation, and went in live y for chances. Tho ladies also took a few chanoes r slyly. The list was soon filled, and the time and 3 place for the great raffle were set. There was a jolly 9 crowd. The goat for sacrifice was tied to a lence t outside while his doom hung over him. The blind goddess who shakes the dice-box turned the tide of fortune in favor of one of the young ladies who got j up the scaeme and was most interested in the change of the goat’s residence. She was shocked. She had , not drawn an elephant, but a pestiferous billy-goat— r just as bad. But tha die was cast, and she had to 3 submit—yet not to tfie terms. She flatly refused to 0 ride the goat home, as per specification. She led the animal to her house in the darkness of night, 3 followed by a merry crowd of goat-rafflers, who en t joyed the novel Lenten amusement immensely. s Didn’t Want War.—Captain Thomp -3 son, the Piute sub-chief, says the Austin, Nev., Rev f elite, is the possessor of a plug hat, on which he sets etore as the most valued item of all his personal property. Ho is very careful of the hat aud only 14 wears it on Sundays aud other state occasions. Last r evening he entered the residence of Marshal Bren l nan, and accosting that gentleman okiied permission 0 to leave the hat in the house for safe keeping. He said the wind “heap blow” through his wickiup, I and that the storms entered therein, and that it was j altogether an unsafe depository for the cherished hat. The marshal declined the trust. He told the j brave that bis house was infested with bedbugs; that the bedbug was the uocomproming foe of that r other animal taat is peculiar to the headgear aud '• other clothes of the rad man, and if he were to take 3 the bat into the house it would be a case of Greek f meet Greek, and the tug of war would surely be I tugged. The marshal is a. man whose ways are a those of peace, and he did not want the Eastern t question introduced on his jiremises, nor the bed bugs to call out tbeir reserves, nor Thompson’s bat to mobilize its forces, and therefore he assumed an attitude of strict neutrality aud advised the Indian P to hide his fiat in some abandoned, prospect shaft. A Sad Misadventure. —A curious case, in relation to which the medical attendant cannot be entirely absolved from blame, occured recently at one ot the Strasbourg hospitals. The patient was f affect ed with paralysis of the extensors from lead t poisoning. Strychnin^pills were ordered, but they a seemed to produce no effect whatever. Ths num t her of pills was, therefore, gradually increased to five daily, still without effect. Analysis of the strych i nine showed tuat the substance was pure. Unable 1 to unravel the mystery, the surgeon administered a five pills himself, with tho effect of causing almost 0 sudden death. The pills previously missing were ’• discovered sometime afterward concealed behind a tha man’s bed; and hence the presumption of a tal o cranes which led to the misadventure. i- The Pope’s Tapestries.—The Pope - has ordered that all the tapestries scattered about in n the Vatican shall be collected and arranged in chro nological order and according to schools. Among rr the most remarkable are the Flemish tapestries of the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries;'those de " signed by Raphael, which were saved when Home 0 was sicked in 1527, aud a great quantity of Gobelins b tapestry. Specimens of the last class are particu n lariy numerous, as for two centuries the French ri I Court was accustomed to send a “Gobelin” every >r | year as a present to the Supreme Pontiff, ■ Pleasure fob a Child.—Douglas Jer— I rold wrote thus pleasantly of child life: “Blessedl 3 be the hand that prepares a pleasure for a child, for t there is no saying when end where it may’agalS bloom forth. Does not almost everybody remem® . her some kind-hearted man who showed him S m kindness in the days of his childhood ? The writei f of this recollects himself, at this moment, as a bare«< • footed lad, standing at the wooden fence of a pooS • little garden in his native village, where, with 1 ing eyes, he gazed on the flowers which were bloom*' r ing there quietly in the brightness of a Sundajt r morning. The possessor came forth from his littka" . cottage; he was a wood-cutter by trade, and spent/ ! the whole day at work in the woods, Ke was ing into the garden to gather flowers to stick in hia coat when he went to church. He saw the boy, and( breaking off the most beautiful of his which was streaked with red and white, he gave to him. Neither the giver nor the receiver said at word, and with bounding steps the boy ran home. And now, here at a distance from that home, aftei; so many events of so many years, the feeling ofi gratitude which agitated the breast of that boy ex . presses itself on paper. The carnation has long! since withered, but now it blooms afresh.’* > A Strange Experience.—The Water* J town (N. Y.) Dispatch says : “Twenty-three years ago, Mrs. Ellen Phillips, now residing on Factor J ' street, Watertown, lived in Utica. Ono evening* while dancing her baby on her knee, she felt a shara ' pain in her left foot, and on examining her slipped found a small bole in it, as though made by a nee-* die. She at once sent for a doctor, who examined! her foot, and pronounced his opinion that no neodla was in it. Seventeen years passed on, the circum stance was practically forgotten, but six years agot the point part of a broken needle of less than hall the length worked its way through aud came frenu her left leg. This brought to her mind tho occur rence of so many years before, and the perforated]! slipper was the subject of conversation again for at time. In its turn it was forgotten, until last Tues day, when the remainder of the needle, the eye, witH a little more than half the shank, was pulled from hen right leg, a little above the knee. After finding a resting-place in this woman’s body for twenty-threa years, tho needle was not rusted, although some what discolored. The story sounds queer, but it is vouched for by Mrs. Phillips, and some of her neigh? bors, who believe her. Depths of Lakes.—The Bavarian Con tier publishes an interesting comparative state ment of the depth of lakes. Among European lakes the Achensee, in the Tyrol, heads the list. Atjsoma points the depth of this lake amounts to 2,500 feet. The greatest depth of the lako of Constance is aboufc 975 feot, that of the Chiomsee about 453 feet, ands that of the Walchen and Konigssee, 611 feet. Thfl( measurements made about 1870 at tho Dead Sea . showed that at its deepest part its depth is 1,836 t feet, but if we consider that the level oi this lake is already 1,394 feet below the level of the Mediterra nean, then we find that the total depression in th&i soil here amounts really to 3,230 ft. The Lake of Ti berias is extremely shallow iu comparison; on iter eastern part the average depth is only 26 feet, while on the wester-u side it lies between 19 and 22 feet.j In Lake Baikal depths have been found which for aa lake arc truly astonishing. In the upper part of the lake the depth is 10,800 feet (about the hight o£i Mount Etna), but downward the bottom constantly descends, and near the opposite bank the deptii amounts to 13,230 ft. This depth far exceeds that of the Mediterranean Sea, which at its deepest jjart measures only 7.800 feet. An Apology.—Mr. S. 'S. Merrill, whils general manager of the Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul railway, stepped off a train at Austin one day to look about during the halt. Observing that the* workman engaged in testing the car wheels was moae> in a hurry to finish his job than to do it well, tha manager seized the hammer and undertook to shov» the man how testing should be done. No sooner: had the workman recovered from his amazement? than he rudely snatched the hammer back, and re sumed his occupation, not without sundry scowls and faces at the individual who had pretened ta teach him his own business. Subsequently a bystander told him who the individual was, and, ta remove his apprehension of coming evil, advi e& him to apologize. So, when the conductor had shouted “All aboard!” the son of Erin awkardly approached Mr. Me-riil, aud while nervously twist ing a refractory lock of reddish hair, delivered him self as follows: “ Misther Mirrill, I be’ave? FaitU I didn’t know I was spaking to you, oat there. You know I musn’tpay attiution to iviry fool that comes along.” Striking a French Sergeant.—At & couri- m.rtial, just held under the presidency of M. Delaveau, lieutenant-eolonel of the Second Rigimenft of Chasseurs, at Miort, a soldier named Piieur was charged with striking a subaltern officer. It appeared that at about halt-past ten on the night of the 31 oi March, Sergeant Jarnot, who was iu comnrind of a patrol at Partheaay, met the prisoner near an inn, and asked him to produce his permission to be out. The man searched his pocket, and then his purse* and finally asked the sergeant to step inside witbt him. As soon as they had entered, the prisoner rushed out and rau along the Poitiers road, the sex-- geaut and the patrol following. He wa-s soon over-- token by Jamot, whom he assaulted, beating and? kicking him severely. Subsequently, on arriving near tho police-office, ho again attacked Jamot, audj was then locked up. Iu reply to questions from tha’ president, the prisoner stated that he was drunk orr the night retorted to. It appeared that he was ant old offender, having at the age ot thirteen been con victed of theft, aud sent to a house of correction* where he remained five years and a halL The courfr now passed sentence of death on him. Beer’s Beneficent Influence. —A re cent European writer in practical hygiene—who is undoubtedly a Gorman lover of beer—has stated, that the beverage consumed forms, to a great ex tent, the character ot a people. To study the char acter of each country, a geographical man should! be made having the beverages' consumed in eacli indicated by various colors. It will be observed that iu the countries in which there is little or no con sumption of beer, such as Italy, Spain and South ofi France, the people are hot-headed, full of imagina tion and vivacity. In Germany, where they con« sume Bavarian beer, which is difficult of digestion, the people have a dreamy character, with great calmness and quiet meditation. In the North.of France and Germany and in Belgium, where true beers are consumed, there is great energy and de termination of character, and the same may also ba said ot Great Britain, where the bsers are evep* stronger than elsewhere. An Ingenious Adulteration.—Some - time ago Dr. Muter says the London Echo, received a sample of milk which was up to tho average in tha quantity of total solids present, but which exhibited only a very low percentage of ash. Practiced testers ot milk c.nnot easily be deceived, however, and, tha taste betraying a much higher degree of dilution,- than the “ solids” indicated, suspicion was aroused. A more elaborate analysis disclosed the fact that a most ingenious adulteration had been practiced, tha foreign matter being glycerine. A twelve per cent aqueous solation of that body has a specific gravity practically identical with tho mean of samples of good milk, and after many experiments Dr. Muten discovered that as much as 35 per cent of a mixtura of glycerine aud water might be added to milk without being detectable either by gravity or by the ordinary “ solids not fat” process- Death Penaltter in Scotland.—Un der the law of Scotland there are at least five-and'- twenty crimes that are still punishable with death. The first includes assault with intent to rob tha house of a clergyman; importing poisons into Scot land; “theft bote,” or the taking of rewards by jus tices and sheriffs from thieves; striking or injuring a judge sitting in court; stealing linen to the valua of ten shillings from a bleaching green; “hough ing” cattle; killing young trees or crops; living in notorious adultery; pulling down any place of wor ship where the sovereign or the Prinee of Wales are prayed tor; the saying of mass by Jesuits, priests, or “ trafficking” papists; engaging in a duel without the royal license,*ctc. 'this Draconic code is evaded by clever legal quibhl®, whereby the advocate-gen eral and his deputies are given power, at any stage of a trial, “to restrict the pains of law,” so that in reality prisoners arc only hanged for the same crimes as in England—murder and treason. A Tramp Saves a Train.—A few days ago, says tae St. Louis Republican, a tramp boarded! a freight train on the St. Louis, Kansas City and Northern Road, and started for St Joseph, Mo. Ha was put off the train at Gower, and after the train, moved out, he started for that city. He had pro ceeded but a short distance when he discovered a broken rail, which doubtless snapped in twain aa the freight train paissed over it in safety. It was on a high, dangerous curve in the road, and, taking in the situation, tho tramp remained to flag the first train to avert danger aud the probable loss of life. The first train proved to be a passenger train, bound tor St. Joseph. He flagged it in time, and tho train and its load of human freight were saved?. Tho tramp was taken on board, and a large purse of mo ney made up for him. Ho gave his name aud resi dence as Sam. B. Klim, Republican City, Kansas A Sensible Grand Duchess.—The Grand Duchess of Badon, the only daughter of tha Emperor of Germany, is a woman of admirable good sense. She has placed her young daughter in tha excellent girls’ school in the Schloss, at Carlsruhe, where she is proceeding step for step with her young companions, aud teachers and playfellows have been alike charged not to distinguish Ser by any of the high and exceptional titles she may bear iu after-life. She is to work and play, run and wres tle, give and take, on perfectly equal terms with all her companions, and to receive exactly the sama punishments if she is remiss in study, sewing, knit ting, or any other occupation of an ordinary scholar. The Grand Duchess is credited with expressing a wish that the child may be made as thorough a Beamstress as if she were expecting to earn a liveli hood by her needle. Clothes Moths.—The latter end of Msy and tho early days of June should herald vig orous and exterminating warfare against tneje sub tle pests. Cl sets, wardrobes, all receptacles for ciothing, should be emptied and laid open, their contents thoroughly exposed to light and air, and well brushed and shaken before being replacod. In old houses much infested with moths, all cracks iu floors, wainscots, shelves, or furniture should bo brushed over with spirits of turpentine. Camphor or tobacco should be placed among all garments, nirs, plumes, etc., when laid aside for the Summer. To secure cloth linings of carriages from the attacks of moths, sponge them on both sides with a solu tion of corrosive sub imate of mercury in alcohol, made just stzong enough not to leave a white mark on a black leather. Premature Enthusiasm. —An bld sol diet, relating his experience at a temperance meet ing in lowa, said that at one time he got possession of two kegs of whisky, took them to c-tmp, put a faucet in one of them, and passed the whisky around among the boys until they all got pretty mil. About the time the keg was empty, he said, for a moment his conscience told him he was doing: wrong. He picked up an ax and knocked the head of the other keg in and (hers he was interrupted by the deacons starting the cry of “ Amen!” “ Thank God!” “Glory be to God!”) After the hou-e be came quiet he continued : “ I knocked in the head of that keg, gave the boys a tin cup, ana to»d them to help themselves.” It was a case of premature enthusiasm, and the wicked scoffers in the audienca had their turn to shout. “Vai’s de matter —vat’s de matter ?” exclaimed an old Dutchman, as he tucked up h a apron and ran oat of his shop to know the meaning ox the crowd in his neighborhood—“vat’s de mat ter?” “There’s a man killed,” ieplied a bystand ’ er. “Oh, ish dot ail ?” said our iriend, evidently ; disappointed; “ish dot all?—shoost a man killed? ’ Humph! I the’u it vas a fight.” i u You bachelors ought to bo taxed,” i said Mrs. Lockford to a resolute evader of the noosa ' matrimonial. “ I agree with you perfectly, madam,” waa the rep l :'. ‘‘ *tr bachelor.sm xs a luxury.”