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8 HUMORS OF THE POLICE. Making Charges and not Informing the Of ficer of Them—Waiting for Suspicious Characters - How Bob Tail Cars Are Rob oed—Sick Too Late to be Excused-A Ser geant Assuming too Much-A Street Row Continued in the Station House—Crouch ing, not Sitting-A Woman Frightens All Harlem—A Plain Contradiotion-The Key to a Cellar and Its Results—All About Patrolman Coughlin’s Hand. A CHANGE. Hereafter each Commissioner will take his turn at the Police Machine. Ear the last year President Smith has done all the trying, now, by arrange- Blent, he is satisfied, with his tour th share in tae grist mill. This is going back to tae old style ot disciplining the force, giving each Commissioner a say in its workings, and.fines. Another feature in the trials, is the trying or a man on the record, instead of the vidence. The trials were heard by Mr. Erhardt last week under the new rule, and Mr. Clark, the clerk, as has been his custom, thrust the officer’s record under his nose as the trial was progressing. “What is that?” said Com. Erhardt, looking at . the record. •’The record of the officer,” said Mr. Clark. ’•I don’t want it,”.said the Commissioner, "jt is . time enough to look at that after trial.” That was sound .common sense, and speaking hke a lawyer; but alter the third or fourth cage he called for the record and made up his judgments as much from the record as the evidence, as it has be,en the custom for.a long time past. IS THIS,DISCIPLINE? .Burke failed to be on bis. relieving point, he was four blocks from it. “ Going to my relieving point,” said Burke, "an old man living at No; ,68 South Fifth avenue, com- Elalned to me of boys throwing rotten apples at im. I arrested a boy,.and brought the boy back • to.him, and he declined .to go to the station house to make a complaint. Leaving the boy I met the relief and went in the house.” "Did.you tell the roundsman that?” " I couldn’t; all I knew of the charge was.when 1 got the complaint.” SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS. Egan .and Walker, Twelfth Precinct, were .timed in conversation fifteen minutes. Walker said Egan told him that he saw some suspicious characters, and be asked.him to stand hy him and see if the/ showed up. There had been robberlea on that block this Summer; and standing waiting and watching, the roundsman came along. "You saw something suspicious when the rounds man came up?” said the Commissioner. " Yes, sir,” said Egan. "They said they saw something suspicious,” said Roundsman Dean, "but I didn’t;” A BUMMER. Riley and Hurley, Eighteenth Precinct, were timed in conversation.four teen minutes by Rounds man Cosgrove. "When I asked them what they were talking about,” said the roundsman, "they said about a bummer that had just been driven from the station - house.” Hurley said that was partly true.; be had driven a ’ bum from the station-house doer, and he told Riley at it while they were laying for .the bob-tail car thieves. Riley said his associate’s story was true, but he hadn’t half told it all. The bob-tail cars were rob bed every night by thieves that hung out on tbe ave nue, and the superintendent ot the road had asked the police to look out for them. A little youngster would run across tbe horses’ necks, and fall down, ‘exclaiming, "Oh, my God, I’m run over!” The driver would, stop bis ear and get down to see what was the matter, and while making inquiry, tbe thieves would enter the bob-tail car and carry off tbe box. This was a nightly occurrence. Mr. Erhardt said tbe bob-tail oars had better car ry conductors, or their own private detectives, if that was the case. Tbe police had no right to pro tect corporations that didn’t know how to protect themselves. STUPID, OR SOMETHING WORSE. O’Brien, of tbe Twentieth Precinct, pleaded gui'.ty to oversleeping, and hence was late at roll-call. He should have been tried last week, and, tailing to an swer, another complaint was made against him for failing to appear to stand trial. " Why weren’t you here last week ?” asked Com missioner Erhardt. " I was sick.” "Who attended you?” "Doctor DextJr.” "Is he here ?” "No. I thought the doctor’s record was kept at headquarters.” "He didn’t report sick till five o’clock in the after noon,” said Sergeant Kelly. "This was 9A. M.” "And he should have been here at nine,” said Commissioner Erhardt. "What time did you re port sick?” " Four in the afternoon. It was my day off. I staved off sending for the doctor as long as I could.” "I don’t know what to make of it,” said Commis sioner Erhardt, "You are either stupid, or some thing else.” THE REPRIMANDER REPRIMANDED. Turner, of the Thirty-third Precinct, was charged with conducting himself in a very disorderly man ner in the station-house. "At tbe time specified,” said Sergeant Swift, •• t h is officer came into the station-house attended by a number of citizsns. He had arrested am -n for assauit and battery. I asked for tbe comp'aiu ant, and saw no marks ot violence. Then I asked the officer if he saw it committed. He had not seen it; the arrest was made at the request of complain ant’s brother. Investigating tbe case, I found noth ing to justify the arrest, and discharged the pris oner. The officer then began to act the part of Judge, and I told him to stop or I would make a complaint against him. He replied that be didn’t care a d—n, b? COUI<J rcaign.’L^nSSb — 5. 41 f Lever used any abusive language,” said Tur ner. "He said to me, -Turner, it’s about time for you to go back to tbe School of Instruction.’ I said I on.y did what I was told in the School. He said, ‘Shut up, or I’ll send you before tbe Commission ers.’ I said, ‘Very well, I’ll appear before them.’ I thought the sergeant had no right to reprimand me.” "You had no right to make the arrest,” said the sergeant. "It appears that it was a rivalry between two grocers, and the man did not know who bad assaulted him.” "The repiimand should not have been male in the presence of citizens,” slid Mr. Erhardt, "or tbe party arrested. It weakens his power very much.” AN OFFICER ASSAULTING AN OFFICER. Patrolman Sam A. Stevens, Twenty-second Pre cinct, was charged with kicking the shins of Patrol man Burke as he was conveying a drunken femaie prisoner to the station-house; and then without cause hitting him on the jaw. Burke when struck, instead of laying his brother officer out, rau into tbe station-house, and asked that a platoon of men be sent out to arrest Stevens, but beiore they could be mustered on the floor Stevens came into the st'- tion-house with Burke’s prisoner. Sergeant Brown was the first witness. He said that at ten minutes before one, the 18th of August, Burke came into the station-house, and asked taat a section of men be sentout to arrest Officer Stevens who had assaulted him. He had left his prisoner iu charge of Stevens and Rabbit. Beiore tbe section could get ready to go out Stevens came in with Burke’s prisoner, and made a charge of drunk and disorderly against her, and she was locked up. But previous to locking up the prisoner he asked to smell the breath of Stevens. He smelled nothing. He then asked him to walk the floor. He walked tbe chalked line on the floor without a break. Burke said coming up Forty-seventh street with his pris oner Stevens stepped on his heels. He turned round and asked Stevens what he meant, and Stevens said, " what are you giving me?” Burke said, "I’m giv ing you nothing,” then Stevens walked in front of Burke and hit him iu the mouth. Burke then drew his club and attempted to strike Stevens, but didn’t; he thought it better to run into tbe station-house and call out a section of men. He asked Stevens why he did it;he said in self defense, be had struck at him with bis club. That was the amenities of police brotherhood on the street. " I then told Stevens to go to bed,” said the ser geant; “and as Stevens and Burke went back, Ste vens said Burke was ‘a sucker.’ I told him I did not want to hear that language in tbe office. He turned and walked to the back door, and looking at Burke,'said, "You are a thief.’ I left the desk and went in the sitting-room and ordered him to bed.” Up-stairs the noise was as great as below, and the sergeant sent for Stevens and locked nim up on tbe charge of assaulting Officer Burke. In the morning be was discharged by Justice Duffy. Officer Burxe, after kissing the book and coming to the position of rest and attention, said : " On the nijiht in question, taking a prisoner to the station-house, Stevens came behind me and kisKed me on tbe shins, and probed my prisoner with his stick. Then be camo up in front of me and said, ‘Get out, you red-headod son of a ,’ and struct me on the mouth. I then went to the station house. Up-stairs in the station-house he called mo all Irish sons of so and so, and said be could lick a dozen like me, and walk on the skin of my neck, and so forth, and so I made a complaint against him.” The counsel of Stevens tried to show that the kicking on the shins was accidental, that Burke’s prisoner swayed to and fro, and that Stevens came upon him unintentionally. Burke said it wis not so. Stevens said all that happened in the street was accidental, but witnesses tnat saw it said it was not chance. The blow he gave, he said, was in sell-de fense; the proof was but one blow was given, and that by Stevens. The abuse in the station-house was admitted. He felt sore that Barke should make Buch a time over such a small matter. What he did say he does not remember. The only really goad point that Stevens did make was that he was never previous to this heard to use abusive language and was a faithful officer. He did not make it clear that kicking Burke’s heels was an accident. PERJURY SOMEWHERE. Sitting down on a pile of lumber was the charge agaiuet Patrolman Walsh, of the Nineteenth Pre c.nct. Tbe accuser was Roundsman Greer, who said ne #a# him sitting, and Officer Goodenough was with him, bat Gmleuoujh su.. aim and touca eu Walsh, wiio got up. Walsh denied tbe charge. He met Goodenough tuat morning, and toll him there was a gang o. . . r> vtje oet o: f’lfty-toucth street. He wo it - ; <•■> h* siceet to Gooienudgu’s p-jst to k. iiij i. As Jiey were in a croucniu* posdiu.*, • ■Hp.ag,” as it is caked, the roundsman came eu them. ’Goodenough swore they were not silting. The roundsman reswore that he saw them sitting, and more than that, ft was in close proximity to a lager beer brewery. ABOUT A PISTOL AND A DRUNKEN OFFICER’S WIFE. Sergeant Armstrong, of the Twelfth Precinct, ac knowledged failing to make an entry in the blotter, of a pistol that had been taken from a drunken wo man who bad been running around the precinct threatening to shoot everybody and everything. His excuse was that at the time he was very busy. Sergeant Thompson also came up on the pistol business, failing to send jt to court with the officer in the morning to show evidence of her disorderly! conduct. "The pistol was not entered on the blotter,” said Thompson. "Thompson,” said Captain Davis, "knew that the pistol should have been sent to court.” "I knew that after the prisoner had gone to court,” said Thompson. Officer Muller was then 'put on trial for going to 4M>urt without thepibtoA "Why didn’t you take that pistol to court with your prisoner?” asked Commissioner Erbardt- " Lord bless you,” exclaimed Muller, very inno cently, "there was a gentleman came to me and be says, ‘There’s a woman raising Cain at 115th street.’ When I arrested her she had no pistol.” "Pshaw!” said Captain Davis. "The pistol was as long as my arm, and she frightened the whole precinct, threatening to shoot everybody at sight.” 3 " Bless your heart, the pistol hadn’t a hammer, or—what do you call it?—a lock. It couldn’t go off.” "No matter whether it could gooff or not,” said Com. Erhardt. " Why didn’t you take it to court?” / "When I arrested the woman she had no pistol; she was kind of noisy. Going back on my post, a boy handed me tins pistol and said it belonged to 11 tbe woman. I put it on the desk when I came in. I couldn’t swear it was hers. Her husband is an y officer in the house, and be claimed it as belonging to him.” t Tbe pistol case was very much mixed up. If Ser geant Armstrong had been tried last, he would have been acquitted, but, pleading to the charge, ne must be convicted. A SQUARE DENIAL. i Patrolman Noble, of the Eleventh Precinct, was t charged with being in an ©yster saloon. Rounds- - man F.anagan said in passing through iwe fth > street he saw Noble suddenly disappear in the sa t loou. Thinking that there was trouble, he crossed t over and asked Noble, when he came out, what the matter was. He denied being in the place. i Passing this oyster saloon, Noble said the man 3 halloed to him, aud he stepped to the door half a « minute, but did not go inside. j "It narrows, itself down to this,” said the Com » missioner: "He swears you were in there, and you swear you were not.” t SITTING DOWN AND DRUNK. On the morning of tbe 6tb, at 3:30 A. M., Rounds men Howell and Campbell, passing No. 22 Avenue C, looked into tbe basement and found a man asleep. They entered, and found the man to be a Patrolman Nugent, of the Eleventh Precinct. Canap bell took possession of his hat aud stick, and shook him up, and on getting on his feet he staggered. He 5 was told to go to the station-house. He was under the influence of liquor. Campbell made a charge of sitting down and drunk. j Nugent said at three he saw Roundsman Camp bell, aud at half-past three he went in the base i ment and fell asleep. He had been taking opium pills and they prostrated him. He denied being t dr.unk, and they refused to send for the police sur geon. Sergeant Webb said the man was intoxicated and ? disorderly, and he had to be locked up. Ha was brought in at 3:55, by Campbell and Howell. On requesting Nugent to go in tne back room he said [ he would be d—— d r if he would, be would stay there till morning. \Webb told him if he didn’t go up stairs to bed he.would lock him up. Nugent rapped h 3 hand on the desk and said he would be I d dn be would, he would stav all night till he got bis rights. It took both Campbell and Howell to hold him when taking his sbie d and putting him m the cell. In the morning Judge Duffy dis : charged him, remarking that the Commissioners , could settle it. Dr. Wm. Rogers testified that he had given Nu- - gent pills containing opium. ‘He saw him on post that morning, and he was very much prostrated. He advised him to go in and report sick, or if he I found a place open to take a glass of brandy. "Is there any place open on my post at that time in tbe morning?” said Nugent. "You have the key of that cellar,” said Webb, " where they keep a private bottle.” More was lost than gained by asking that last question of the sergeant. i WHY HE LOIfEBED. Patrolman Townsend, of the Ninth Precinct, was found loitering on Sixth avenue, by Roundsman . ’ Frink. Tbe officer said a citizen was drawing his attention to a house on Sixth avenue, and to the young pickpockets that hang out there. Officer Burke arrested one of them tne next day. " Your loitering did not help him to catch a pick . pocket next day ?” Tae roundsman said the officer bad orders from the captain to have an eye on th© place, but not to loiter there. A MYSTERIOUS MOVEMENT. Coughlin, of the Fifth Precinct, left Greenwich street and went off post, iu Barclay street. Sergt. ? Suttie saw Coughlin standing at the corner talking to two citizens. The citizens went in the saloon and up to tbe bar. Toe officer went up to the side door of the liquor saloon. He was not in time to see wbat Cougnlin had received—whether a drink or a chew of tobacco; but he saw the hand inside. The officer said that the men on tne corner were orivate watchmen. They told him that some boys were attempting to steal fruit up the street. When he went up the boys fled, nnd that was why the ser geant did not see them. He brought up the two cit izens that went into the saloon, who swore that they saw no liquor passed out to tbe officer. Richard Empty, one of the citizens, said: "There’s considerable fruit there, and I am both ered on Saturday nights by tbe boys stealing it. I told tbe officer they had been around again. I saw the boys on the corner. When tney saw Coughlin they ran up Washington street.” "What did you take out to the officer?” asked the Commissioner. "Nothing.” "Did you go and speak to him at the side door ?” "No.” "Did the other man ?” "Not that I know of.” "I saw the man at the bar go to the side door and band something,” said the sergeant. The other man said he handed nothing to the of ficer, and saw no one hand him anything. NO JUDGMENTS. The Board rendered no judgments last week. There were tbe political machines at Syracuse and Saratoga to be looked after, and so far as the fines are concerned, the Police Machine was neglected. The postponement of the fines dojs not worry the men—they would have no objection to have them suspended for ever. NEWARK NEWS. Mr. Rivers Shoots His Father-in-law—Wil liam Norton’s Troubles Ended—How Mrs. Piympsell Pouts in Her Room—A Tourna ment for a Bride. MR. RIVERS SHOOTS HIS FAI'HER-IN-LAW. There was a nice little family row down at the house of Mr. Charles Rivers, No. 53 Parkhurst street, the other night, and Mr. William Leach, tae father-in-law of Rivers, now carries a bullet in his flesh, just below the left shoulder. Mrs. Rivers, Leach’s daughter, is a very pretty blonde, about twenty-five years of age, and, according to her story, told to a Dispatch reporter, Rivers is dread fully jealous of her. He gets himself into a furious passion and accuses her of things that she would not be guilty of. Leach says that Rivers has threat ened bis wife with botn revolver and knife. Leach went to the house, and being somewhat intox cated, expressed himself pretty free.y about Rivers’ treatment of his dauguter, when Rivers toot up the quarrel. Rivers threatened to shoot. Tbe two men, during the scuffle that ensued, got into tbe kitchen, where it was dark, when Rivers fired and bit Leach under the arm. He soon after gave him self up to the police, and has been bailed in tbe sum of SSOO. WILLIAM NORTON’S TROUBLES ENDED. Yesterday morning a policeman on his lonely beat along the tow-path of tbe Morris canal, near Rip ley’s saw-mill, discovered a dark object floating iu the water, which proved to be the dead body of a man. He tied it to a stake the bridge and left it there to await the action of the County Physician. Tbe body was afterwards taken to Compton’s morgue, where it was identified as that of William Norton, a batter, residing at No. 368 Broad street. From Norton’s sons a Dispatch reporter learned that the deceased bad been working in a hat shop on Scott street, that suspended operations ou Thurs day, on account of the strike. Norton dressed him self neatly on Friday morning and told his sons that he was going to tbe shop to get his pay. That was the last fbey saw of him alive. He visited a friend at Fairchild & McGowan’s hat shop, South Market street, on Friday afternoon. His wife died about six weeks ago, aud he was continually griev ing about her. A physician expressed the opinion on Friday that some trouble was working very se riously upon him. But against tbe supposition of suicide there were evidences of a violent struggle. His clothing was very much disarranged, the toes of his shoes, that were new, were scratched and tbe corners wora off as if iu attempts to climb up the wall of the canal, and blood was oozing from a wound on his head. HOW MRS. PLY MPS ELL POUTED IN HER ROOM. Mr. and Mrs. Piympsell were married in April, and went to live in Chestnut street. The lady con sented to defer the bridal tour until Autumn, when Piympsell promiSed to take her to Watkins Glen and Niagara Falls; then he said they could highten tbe joys ot a long honeymoon by chanting the songs of glorious Autumn woods, and renew their love vows by the thundering cataract. Mrs. Piympsell was somewhat disappointed on being denied a new traveling rig, but she meekly; if she could only go she would put up witu what sue had. But when Piympsell told her he had • been disappointed about finances and that tney would have to postponejthe trip, Mrs. P. declared she wouldn’t speak to him for a mouth. Sue car tied to a room on the third floor canned fruits, pickled oysters, bottled lager, crackers, cheese, oread and butter, and other good things, victualing > her garrison to stand a long siege. Then sne toon a dozen new novels up there and locked tbe door. I The bed was in an alcove, and Plympsell couid not see her there. But as often as be peeped throu'u j the keyhole or climbed up and looked through the 5 transom light over the door, he saw her sitting in ; her easy chair quietly reading. In vain did he supp.icato and call her by every endearing name; iu vain did he.promise to buy her j a SIOO rir, and take her to the ends of the earth if ; she would only come out and make up. See would • not budge. On Friday night his restlessness be- I came a frenzy, and he wont out into the back yard, i not to commune with the handsome servant gin j next door, but with the chaste and quiet stars I Looking up in tbe direction of his wife’s window I he saw a manly figure moving along tho roofs of .• the row and descend through a scuttle that he did I not know was there, into his own mansion. Was it t a burglar? The cold sweat stood upon his brow. He rushed in tne house aud up stairs. The scuttle was over a big c.oset in bis wife’s room. He kicked open the door of her apartment—he had not thought ' of that before—aud in less than two seconds the ’ figure of the man taat Piympsell had seen was seen J scudding along the housetops and retreating down 1 a hole at tbe further end of the row. Tne pouting ■ woman had surreptitiously employed a carpenter to cut a boie through the roof, that the wild winde • might hear her melancholy moan, aud the miu who ; dki the job had ouiy c >me bck lor something t a . •• he hid forgotten—that was her explanation, au * 1 P.y »pseli believed her. At least tuey made it up ’ somehow, for yesterday they xeit by the Erie ro a J for Niagara, apparently as happy as clams at nigh water. A TOURNAMENT FOR A BRIDE. A young man, named Mervin, from Poughkeepsie, and a Newark sport named Frensel have for some months past Ueen rivals for the hand of a beautiful 3 brunette living on Broad street. Their importuni ties have been so great that she was much puzzled - how to decide the momentous question of her fate. , She liked the Poughkeepsie man tne best, but her • parents were very much set against him because he t works in a machine shop, while Frensel we’ars kid . gloves and talks about studyina a profession. Being very much attracted by tne tournament at the 1 recent fair at Waverly, tbe brunette concluded that r 'it would be glorious to bo won, as were the fair maids in the days of chivalry, by a gallant knight with horse and’spear, She notified the contending 1 lovers to meet in a quiet woodland road in Lewel lyn Park, after sunset on Friday evening, and be t who carried away the moat rings should also carry her away as a promised bride. ) They met. ihe wires from which the framers hung on which was placed the rings, were suspend- > ed across tbe road from trees. The lady stood upon a rock at tbe epd of the lists, on a rock as the NEW YORK DISPATCH, SEPTEMBER 29, 1878- i sole judge, while a negro boy was employed to place the rings. On the fourth trial both of the knights came out with five rings for the Newark man and i four for Poughkeepsie. Newark rode first on the ’ fifth and last trial.' Tbe fortune of the day rested ou bis taking a single ring. If he failed and Pough keepsie failed, also, the bride was his. He missed. i ' Then, like a flash uf lightning, Poughkeepsie rushed along and carried away both rings upon his lance, , and without slackening his speed he caught up the pretty little brunette with oue arm from her perch upon the rock and carried her away in triumgh. A carriage waiting within the shades or tho park, quickly bowled them off to the nearest railroad sta tion, and yesterday afternoon they telegraphed to the bride’s father and mother for their blessing. tan THE CENTAURS. A CLASSIC FABLE OF THE MOST EXTRAORDI NARY NATURE. (From the Cornhill Magazine.} The fable of the Centaurs is a fable of the high lands. Their haunts were among the fastnesses of the Thessalian and Arcadian mountains. Arcadia, however, was not their earliest home-; their earliest home was Thessaly, where they ranged the forests of Mount Pelion, and from thence as far aa Ossa and tbe gorge of Tempe, along the great eastern ridge which shuts out the plain of the Enlpeus from tbe sea. That inland plain was from time immemorial the great horse-breeding district of the Greek wor.d,. and it was natural that, together with many other sacred and heroic legends of the race, this legend of man-horse should spring up among the mountains which fenced it round about. c - Tue prodigious nature of the creatures was ac counted for by the prodigious circumstances of their birth. They were tne children or grand children of the murderer Ixion, who, when the gods bad granted him purification, incorrigibly repaid their clemency by seeking to do violence to the queen of the gods, Here. Here, so ran the story, substituted for herself a cloud in her own likeness (Nephele), and from the embrace of Ixion and the c-oud was descended the monstrous progeny of the Centaurs. y With the exception of Cbeiron, who, as we shall see, was of a different character and parentage, the Centaurs passed with the Greeks as the very types of reasonless lust and impulse. Homer calls them "beasts” as opposed to men—"shaggy .beasts of the mountain;” Pindar, a "pqrtentous tribe;” tbe Attic tragedians, a "four-legged outrageouaness,” a "two formed, indivisible, bestial cavalry, outrageous, lawless, overbearing in strength.” Their weapons are huge stones and pine branches; their occupa tion, the hunting of hares, foxes, boars and deer; their diet, raw flesh; aud the taste or even the smell of wine makes them ungovernable. Now and again they come swooping down from their forest glades and precipices for war or foray among the hauhts of men. Their one celebrated warfare was that which they waged to their own undoingagainst thoLapiths, a race of rough and tough Thessalian heroes, whom the legends of the country represented as settled in the aame mountainous region, beneath tbe slopes of Ossa and Othrys. The king of tbe Lapiths was Peiritboos, and this Peirithoos was the son of Ixion and his wife Dia, or, as some said, of Dia not by her husband Ixion. but by a mightier father, tbe god Zeus. The Ceutaurs and Lapiths, then, were a kind of cousins? they had already been at strife about the inheritance of their common progenitor Ixion, and had come to terms concerning that strife, when it happened that tbe Lapith king, Peirithoos, took to himself a bride, Hippodameia—variously named also Deidameir or Laodameia—and invited the Centaurs to the wed ding feast. To the same feast was also bidden tbe Attic hero Theseus, the friend and companion-in arms of Peirithoos. Milk was at first set before the savage guests, and for a while all went well ; but when wine was opened they swept away the milk from tbe board, and seized tbe silver drinking horns, and in a trice the wine played wildfire in their veins. One of them, Eurytion, was the first to go mad with brute desire; ne fell‘upon and seizsd tbe bride; following him all the rest of his tribe give way to the same frenzy, and break up the feast, aud seize each upon a youth or maideu among the marriage guests. The Lapith heroes leap to the rescue, with The seus foremost in the fray boside his friend; the tables are overturned, and the charges and wine jars snatched up for weapons, and death is dealt amid tbe crashing of axes and brands and stakes, of wrought stones wrenched from threshold and lintel, nay, of the sacrificial altars themselves, which the combatants tear up and hurl at one another in the medley. All day long rages the fight, and accord ing to some accounts for many days thereafter, till at last human valor prevails over brute ferocity. Theseus avenges his friend and s.ays the ravisher Eurytion, and the bravest of the Centaurs perish in like manner by other hands, though not before they have wrought sore havoc among their enemies. New Proverbial Philosophy. IT BEATS TUPPER’S ALL TO PIECES. (From the Oil City Derrick.} A short horse is soon curried, but a mule, short or long, will kick you into the next township. A wise man reflects before he speaks; a fool speaks, and then reflects while his eye is getting well. When war begins hell’s gates are set open; and it is the same when Congress reassembles. Who hath a cold hath sorrow to his sops, espe cially it his handkerchief hath starch in it. Who wants to beat a dog soon finds a stick, but already has the dog shot around the next corner yelling "Ki-ki!” What cannot be cured must be endured, but first try Jones’ Magic Liniment. Trust not a horse’s neels nor a dog’s tooth; nei ther a man who says he’ll pay you Saturday. That which is mine is all my own; that which is yours Igo halves in. I will also take up a collec tion. The wolves eat the poor ass that hath many own ers, but rot until be gets the rheumatism in his hindlegs. • * r r‘ The second meal makes the glutton, the second ill word makes the quarrel, and the seconds load the pistols with blank cartridges. The fiddler of the same town never plays well at their feasts, because he is too full to distinguish between "The Arkansas Traveler” and "Thj Dead March in Saul.” The fool never thinks higher than the top of his house, aud penneth the festive joke at the expense of the lightning-rod agent. Raise no more spirits than you can conjure down —say, at four swallows. Rather go to bed supperless than rise in debt, now that the bankrupt law has expire!. A spendthrift lets go the bridle, grabs his steed oy the mane, and yelis " Whoa, Emma!” Courtly Highwaymen. A PAUPER AT THE PISTOL’S MUZZLE. A man who lives just east of the Kansas City (Mo.) fair grounds was going home about 9 o’clock on Tuesday night, Sept. 24, and to shorten the distance he would have to travel he cut across the grounds. Just as he was passing the Fine Arts Hall two men emerged from the shadows, and with drawn revolvers ordered him to throw up his nands. The man, exclaiming " Gentlemen, you’ve struck a pauper this time, ” threw up his hands. .Something was seen in one of his bands, and one of them said: " What have you there?” "A bottle of medicine, for which I just got trust ed at the drug store,” replied the mau. The next request was to " throw it down.” "It will break if I do so; let me throw my coat down first?” he said. With the muzzles of both pistols frowning down on him, the man proceeded to divest himself of his coat and throw the medicine bott.e upon it. Then the searching commenced, but nothing but a pocket knife, a piece of tobacco and a few papers were found. These were not taken, and tbe robbers, see ing that the man was really as poor as he he claimed to be, told him to go on bis way. Then it was tbe man's turn to ask tribute from the robbers, bo he saia: r .v. • "Gentlemen, I have no bread nor meat at home, and I think that after making me go through all this business you ought to lend me—well, say a quarter.” One of the highwaymen went down into his pock et, and, bringing up a silver quarter, handed it to the impecunious fellow. The Old Pioneer. A SPECIMEN OF THE REGULAR BLOWER ABOUT FORTY-NINE. The Eureka (Nev.) Leader describes a certain sort of pioneer as fellows : ♦‘ Now this is suthing like old times,” said a grizzly veteran, who had just retired from Jack Perry’s bar, as he wiped his mouth with his coat sleevo. Four fingers of genuine Bourbon was cours ing through the stiff’s veins, and he was feeling like a Mississippi steamer after a barrel of resin had been chucked under the boilers. " I’d aboiit gin things up, and*it ’peared to me as if they was no room for me arcmud here any longer. These here new Corners hain’t got any sympathy wita us fe.lers that helped to build up this State, and they’ve sorter got into the habit oi overlooking us pioneers. It’s workin’ better now. These fellers what are droppin’ in, looking for the loaves and fishes, as my friend puts it, feel like gettin’ my po litical inflooence, and I cotton to tne man what’s most liberal, you bet. Tue man what sets ’em up the oftenest, he’s tae man what I’ll pull for from governor down. I ain’t proud, and it ain’t ’cause I winter drink, but God Almighty never loved a stingy man, and I’m a Curistiau that tar.” Here he caught the eyes oi a gentleman who was about to treat, and ambled up to the bir as lively as it his joints were not stiffened by years of whisky soaking and pioneer experience. He will be happy for tne next five days, for this is a week of conven tions, and tue old " boys will not be overlooked.” He Doesn’t Believe It. THAT IS, IN THE TALK ABOUT GETTING WISER AND BETTER. (From the Reno, Nev., Gazette.} "Talk about getting wiser and better with age,” said a leading citizen in a Virginia-street saloon the other night, as he placed his hand on the side of tue glass next the gloomy barkeeper, " that’s all imernal nonsense. wax, when I was a boy of sev enteen you couldn’t get me to swear, and I’d have cut my tongue out rather than tell a lie. I was arn oitioue and industrious and respected myself, aud uad principles and lived up to taem. I respected good women and liked to be iu their company, and _,nt my leisure time in reading and other oeceut and rational amusements. Now here iam at iorty uve and what am 1 ? A leading citizen oi Beno and a candidate for County , subject to the decision of the Democratic Convention.” The gentleman sighed heavily and drank down his Whisky. The Difference. YET ONLY THREE SHORT YEARS HAD PASSED. (From the Stamford, Conn., Advocate.} It-.was just three years ago she wrote : ‘/Ah George! how often do I think of you! ’ How often in brooding melancholy do I wander by the moonlit sliore, and vainly dream that we are walking hand in hand, along the silver roadway which fair Luna has laid upon the glancing bosom of the lake! ” Her last letter was dated a week ago. She says : "It is high time for you to get a dozen new shirts, and as for your stockings I have darned them over i and over again. I want a halt dozen for myself, too, and my Sunday gaiters aint fit to be seen. I want ten dollars to pay the dentist for filling my teeth.’* i There is a manifest difference in the style of these • two letters, ft is explained bv numerous circum l stances' including marriage, which intervened be > tweea first and the lust- J The Stepping Stone to Health. The acquisiti.onjof vital energy is the stepping stone to health. When the system lacks vitality, the various organs flag in their duty, become chronically irregular, and disease is eventually instituted. To • prevent this unhappy state of things, the debilitated system should be built up by the use of that inimi- ’ table tonic, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters which in ' vigorates the digestive organs, and insures the thorough .con version of food into blood of a nourish ing quality, from whence every muscle, nervo and » fiber acquire unwonted supplies of vigor, and the • whole system experiences tho beneficial effect. Ap- > petite returns, the system is refreshed by healthful slumber, and nerves grow strong and calm, the despondency begotten of chronic indigestion, and an uncertain state of health disappears, and that sallow appearance of the skin peculiar to habitual invalids, aud persons deficient in vital energy, is replaced by a more becoming tinge. <£jwial soticcis. Louisiana State Lottery Company.— It Never Scales or Postpones.—loth Grand Distribu tion at New Orleans. October Sth. 1,857 prizes, amount- ■ in £ n 0.400; capital prizes, $30,000, SIO,OOO, $5,000, &c.; f 100.000 tickets, two ($2) dollars; haives; one ($1) dollar. Apply to M. A. DAUPHIN, P. O. Box 692, New Orleans, I La -. or H. L. PLUM, No. 319 Broadway, New York. 1 Post-Office Notice.—The Foreign Mails L for the week ending Saturday, Oct. sth, 1878, will close > at this office on Tuesday, at 7:00 A. M., for Europe, by i steamship Wyoming, via Queenstown; on Wednesday, at [ 7 ;30 A. M.. for Europe, by steamship Bothnia, via Queens town, (correspondence for France, to be forwarded by this steamer must be specially addressed); and at 8:00 A.M., . for France direct, by steamship Periere, via Havre; on Thursday, at 8:00 A. M., for Europe, by steumship Baltic, ’ via Queenstown, (correspondence for Germany and France, to be forwarded by this steamer, must be specially ad dressed); and atl2:00 M., for Europe, by steamship Sue- • via, via Plymouth, Cherbourg and Hamburg; on Satur day, at 9:00 A. M., for Europe, by steamship City of Rich mond, via Queenstown, (correspondence lor Germany and Scotland, to be forwarded by this steamer, must be spe cially addressed); and at 9:00 A. M., tor Scotland direct, by steamship Circassia, via Glasgow: and at 11:30 A. M., for Europe, by steamship Mosel, via Southampton and Bremen. The steamships Wyoming, Bothnia, Baltic and City of Richmond do not take mails for Denmark, Sweden, and Norway. The mails for Aspinwall and South Pacific ports leave New York Sept. 30th. The mails for Havana leave New York Get. 3d and sth. The mails for Mexico leave New York Oct. sth. The mails for the West Indies, Brazil and Argentine leive New York Oct. sth. The mails for China and Japan leave San Francisco Oct. 15 th. The mails for Australia, etc., leave San Francisco Oct. 23th. THOS. L. JAMES, Postmaster. Post-Office, N. Y., Sept. 38th. 1878. WaufcT” WANTED -A MAN ENERGETIC AND industrious, and having a good circle of acquaint ance, to introduce and take orders for a new and beauti fully illustrated work. Addresi F. A. M.. Station A, New York. FRENCH’S HOTEL RESTAURANT OPENED BEPTEMBEH let. AT POPULAR PRICES. neppert, —— • Manufacturer ot Plano Stools, Store Stools, MUSIC RACKS and STANDS. NEW STYLES, Large As ortment 'xgwpfcffjk and Very Low Prices. Stools (Yom $2 up. Piano Covers. _ | JxV. No. 390 CANAL STREET, Jd <B® near Woji Broadway. and BROWN’S, No. 123 ROOSEVELT ST.; also, No. 173 BROADWAY, and No. 2 COURTLANDT ST., N. Y., BOOT and. SHOE MA.KEB, HAND-SEWED CALE OUTERS MADE ON THE PREM ISES FOR $4 00. THE BLANCHARD Blood & Herve Food Is a Pure Concentrated LIQUID Food, Iprepared directly from the WHEAT KERNEL, Without Fermentation, and retaining all of its BLOOD, NERVE & BRAIN restoring elements in a natural state of vitalization. Nervous Debility which underlies all forms of Chronic Disease, is speedily overcome by the use of this Food. BLOOD POISON, CONSTIPATION, CATARRH, DYSPEPSIA, IMPOVERISHED BLOOD. LOSS OF SLEEP, RHEUMATISM, and PARALYSIS, are all relieved or cured by! THE BLANCHARD BLOOD AND NERVE FOOD. FOR SCROFULA and CONSUMPTION, is a most wonderful remedy. For the Intellectual Worker it is without a rival, as it contains all the elements that build the Brain and supplies its waste. The only reliable and natural cure for INTEMPERANCE. $1 00 per Bottle . . . or 6 for $5 00. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. THE BLANCHARD FOOD CURE SYSTEM, now recelv ing such popular arpreciation, is clearly set forth in a sev enty-six page pamphlet, which will be sent to any address on receipt of 25 cents. Address Blanchard Food Cure Co., No. 27 UNION SQUARE, NEW YORK. ILLIAM MANSON’S BALMORAL HOUSE, No. 19 Beekthan st. (Established in 1849), bet. William and Nassau sts. Importer of Scotch Whisky, Ales, Wines and Liquors of the finest quality. McEwen’s Finnan Haddies in season. Orders punctually attended to, and warranted as represented. Removal. SANDIFER, THE OLD ESTABLISHED DIAMOND MERCHANT, has removed to his new store, No. 75> Broadway, corner of Clinton Place, and is. ottering diamonds as a soecinlty at such low urices that even the dealers are astonished. A call is solicited. W . H. SANDIFER, No. 755 BROADWAY, corner of Clinton Place. E. REMINGTON & SONS, MANUFACTURERS OF Breech. Loading j Military and Sporting Rifles, Shot G-uns, Revolvers, l AMMUNITION, &c. . SEND FOR AN ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. i l No. 283 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. ARMORY, ILION, N. Y. gmrtfag. i EXCELSIOR PRESS ROOMS, t •> 1 No. 11 FRANKFORT ST. I ; ILLUSTRATED AND PLAIN NEWSPAPER AND JOB WORK, t e ESTIMATES FURNISHED. PRESSES RUNNISG MG HI AND PAY. gMmismrns. e ■ x —— e /UILMORE’S GARDEN. y xjR Sheridan Shook and E. G. Gilmore t Lessees i THE GREATEST CONTEST IN THE ANNALS OF PEDESTKIANISMI i- „ „ MONDAY, SEPT. 30th, at lA. M„ „, T „ e COMMENCEMENT OF THE LuNG-TALKED-OF WALK i- ING-MATCH BETWEEN * (DANIEL O’LEARyTF of CHICAGO, CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, and 1 JOHN HUGHES, NEW YORK, ,i For $1,009 and the champion Belt presented to O’Leary by Sir John As.tley tor defeating all the competi tors at the recent London tournament. CONCLUSION OF THE CONTEST SATURDAY, a at 11 P. M., Oct. sth. . The man covering the greatest numb *r of miles within the six days to receive the stakes and belt, and to be the acknowledged champion pedestrian of the world. Grand Promenade Concerts day and night, by Leibold’s - celebrated Military Band. Doors open at 10 o’clock to-night and at all hours there t- after* Admission 5'.1c.; to the quarter-stretch, 75c. OLYMPIC THEATRE, 622 and 624 B’way M. W. HANLEY Manager , GRAND INAUGURAL NIGHT, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30th. Of the FAMILY THEATRE OF NEW YORK. ; PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES. 3 MARK THE PRICES. MARK THE PRICES. J Peoples’ Prices Prices?? Peoples’ Prices, . 15, 35, 50. I 15, 35. 50. 15, 3', 50. 3 Peoples’ Prices. <$ —-—, Peoples’ Prices. A RESERVED ORCHESTRA CHAIR ONLY 50c. j The initial company will include the following star artists: $> = <s> <§, -$> ’ JOHN HART DELEHANTY I . and and H. C. MORELAND, IIENGLER, I . *> A> . EDWIN FRENCH, <♦> <s> FLORA MOORE, 1 J Harry Bennett, | ; * J 1 <=> , I Nellie Sc. John, I Neil Burgess, | Fields & Hanson, | 1 LITTLE MAC, ALICE BATEMAN mTbiLLY 1 [TILLIE ANTONIO,f URABE,'| 'i> e.> Q - -<g> , Mr. HARRY 6LIFFORP, Miss LIZZIE EDWARDS and a full and efficient stock co noaay. A magnificent orchestra under the leadership ox Mr. WM. KOLLMER. s gTEINWAY HALL. THE MARIE ROZE-MAPLESON GRAND OPERATIC CONCERTS. Mr. HENRY MAPLESON, of London, has the honor to ■ announce the inauguration of his first season, TO-MORROW (MONDAY) EVENING, SEPT. 30, AN UNRIVALED COMBINATION. MARIE RUZE, BRIGNOLI, i CARLETON. Mr. L. BLUMENBERG, Violoncello Virtuoso, His first appearance in New York. Mr. FERD. DUICKEN, Pianist and Composer. Mr. GEO. W. COLBY, Accompanist. GRAND ORCHESTRA. • Mr. G. CARLBERG -.Conductor , , . POPULAR PRICES. Admission, $1 00. Reserved Seats, 50c. extra. Tickets now on sale at Steinway Hall, Pond’s Music Store, RuMman’s, No. 11l Broadway, and ail the principal . Hotels. LYCEUM THEATRE, 14th st. and 6th ave. Metropolitan Railway Station. FIFTH WEEK OF DENMAN THOMPSON AS .Joshua Whitcomb. I every EVENING AND SATURDAY MATINEE. Haymarket theatre, Corner of Thirtieth street and Sixth avenue. SAM RICH Manager ■ PEOPLE DELIGHTED. STANDING ROOM ONLY. LOOK at this MAMMOTH COMBINATION. THE GREAT BERNARDO. THE GREAT BERNARDO. HOLBROOK and RYAN, Song and Dance Artists. JULIA WALCOT, Serio Qomic Vocalist. HOWARD and THOMPSON, the Great Hebrew Team. FANNIE DAVENPORT, the Great Contralto. Morgan and Welch, the Refined Irish Sketch Artists. JOHN FISHER, in his Dutch Specialties. DORA DAWSON, the Double-Voiced Vocalist. JOSIE CARLON, the California Diamond. CHARLES CONSTANTINK, the Funny Man. FRANK BUDWORTH, Comedian and Actor. Matinees Wednesday and Saturday at 2 P. M. ’ Admission.... 25 Cents JOSH HART’S ST. JAMES THEATRE? 23d street, near Sixth avenue. MONDAY, Sept. 39, Entire Change of Programme. Jennie Engel, Scaalon & Cronin, Frank Bush, 3 Miltons, A. H. Sheldon, Geo. Madden, 4 Aces, Alfred McDowell, Dora St. Clair, James O’Neil, Lester & Allen, Lizzie Conway, F. J. Traynor, George Maddox, Mari' Milton, ' Elia Mayo, Tierney & Cronin, L. Cooper. Frank Bush’s New Act—“ The Old Clothes Dealer.” Scanlon <fc Cronin’s Sketch—“McCormack, the Copper.” A. H. Sheldon’s Local Sketch—“ Blackwell’s Island.” McDowell’s Comic Specialty—“ The Two Roses.” JOSH HART’S ST. JAMES THEAt RE i _ls Located on Twenty-third street, near Sixth avenue. WC. COUP’S • GREAT EQUESCURRICULUM, I Fourteenth street, opposite Academy of Music. ONE WEEK ONLY. Commencing MONDAY EVENING, Sept. 30th. 1 The Finest Stud of Horses on Earth, Including the Original Bronchos. Great Equestrian Coihpanyl Jackits-chy’s Japanese Show, and Mme. Rhinehart’s Menagerie ot Trained Animals! MATINEES DAILY, at 2 (except Monday). Admission '. 50 cents Children under nine. 25 cents Reserved Seats 25 cents extra Brooklyn park theatre. Opening of the Regular Season. The eminent Comedian, MR. LESTER WALLACK As Hugh Ctialc jt, in Robertson’s comedy, “OURS.” New and magnificent scenery, brilliant military cos tumes. Rosa Rand, Kate Bartlett, Jas. M. Hardie, Geo. R. Edeson, J. Z. Little, R. F. McClannin, C. T. Murphy, &c., in the cast. Matinees on Wednesdays aud Saturdays. FIIHEATRE BRIGHTON. 1239 Broadway, JL Between 30th and 31st Streets. The Largest and Cheapest Entertainment in New York. 25 New The Great Hit Specialty Artists Star Specialty of added to eur Theatre McGinnis’ Mammoth Programme, of New York. Boarding House GRAND FAMILY MATINEES. TUESDAY, THURSDAY AND SATURDAY. Observe the Prices. Observe the Pi ices. Balcony 2(X Reserved 50 and 75c. Matinees, 20 and 50c» BOOTH’S THEATRE. HENRY VIII. JARRETT & PALMER are now giving their most important stage offering, Shakespeare’s history of the life of King HENRY VIII., spectacularly produced, with hundreds of gorgeously at tired auxiliaries and a remarkable cast, including GENEVIEVE WARD as...QUEEN KATHARINE. GEORGE VANDENHOFF...as....CARDINAL WOLSEY. *»* Box Office ODen daily continuously from 8 A. M. MATINEE J-.VKItY SATURDAY at 1:30. ' THEATRE COMIQUE, 514 Broadway. Harrigan & Hart Proprietors Every Evening, Wednesday and Saturday Matinees. HUNDREDS TURNED AWAY NIGHTLY. Second week of Edward Harrigan’s comic drama, THE MULLIGAN GUARD PICNIC. HARRIGAN and HART In their happiest vein of comedy. A GRAND OLIO OF SPECIALTIES. COME EARLY. THE AQUARIUM, Broadway & 35th St. IMMENSE SUCCESS. THE GREAT HERRMANN and his charming assistant, MLLE. ADDIE. WONDERFUL M.D-AIR SUSPENSION. THE SPIRITS’ CABINET. Most marvelous performance ever seen. All new, and never performed before by any one. CHANGE OF PROGRAMME WEEKLY. Admisalon, 50 cents. Reserved Seats, 25 cents extra. Fifth avenue theatre. Lessees and Managers. FISKE A HARKINS T MO DJE SK A T WILL MAKE HER RENTREE AS caMILLE. •»* EVERY NIGHT and SATURDAY MATINEE. %» Broadway theatre, Cor. 30th st. EDGAR & FULTON Lessees and Managers SECOND WEEK. ' Limited engagement of ROSE EYTINGE. Nightly, until further notice, the thrilling drama of A WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE. Popular Prices. Reserved seats, 35c., 75c., and sl. Ad i mission. 25c. and 50c. EVENING at 8. SATURDAY MATINEE at 2. TANDARD THEATRE, B’way & 33d st. WM. HENDERSON..- Proprietor and Manager Continued success of Frederic Clark’s comedy, A FALSE TITLE, 1 With its unequalled cast, every evening until further no- > WCe ’ ADMISSION 25, 50. 75cts.. $1 00, $1 25. ’ MATINEE SATURDAY, AT 1:30. MONDAY, Oct, 14th, J. K. EMMET as FRITZ. ! OTEINWAY HALL. WILHELMJ. HERR AUGUS T WILHELMJ Will give his third GRAND CONCERT, WEDNESDAY EVENING, OCT. 2. Admission, $1; reserved seats 50 cents extra. Admission to Second Balcony, 50 cents. Tickets now on sale at Steinway Hall, Schirmer’s, Pond’s r and Schuberth’s music stores; Kull man’s, No. 11l Broad way, and at all the principal hotels. Bowery theatre. Ferdinand W. Hofelr Manager ROSE and HARRY WATKINS and I MISS AMY LEE in DICK DRIFT, A SON OK THE STREETS. To conclude with the Comedy, DUTCH TWINS. MISS MINNIE CUMMINGS, one of the most beautiful and captivating Actresses | on the EIGHT CHARACTERS, WITH SONGS. ■LARGE REPERTOIRE OF LEGITIMATE PLAYS. NOW STARRING EAST WITH GREAT SUCCESS. For dates, address, care of CHARLES CHAMBER, Hotel Hamilton, Broadway and Twenty-sixth street, New York. ISS JEFFREYS-LEWIS’ GREAT SUCCESS in COUNTESS ZICKA In DIPLOMACY. Will be at McVicker’?, Chicago, for three weeks. jgISMARCK HALL. Concert every evening, under the direction of Prof. Petersohn, at 7:30. No. 464 PEARL STREET, Corner of Chatham street. New York. ■ JACOB F. HAAS, Proprietor. HARLEY WHITE, THE VETERAN MINSTREL, HOTEL AND RESTAURANT, (EUROPEAN PLAN,) NO. 39 THIRTEENTH STREET, ■ (Near tlie.corner ot University Place). ' Light, airy rooms, by the day, week or month. Every convenience first-class. Professionals and others can find every dbmfort and accommodation on reasonable terms, Location central. Only one block from Union Square. v NO. 30 THIRTEENTH STREET, ’ „ _ (Two doors west of University place). tovinghaCl, IRVING PLACE, opposite Academy of Music. This hall has been entirely renovated, refurnished, and restored tn its former position as the'» LARGEST AND MOST ELEGANT BALL-ROOM in the country. Engagement Book for BALLS, CONCERTS,' LECTURES, FAIRS, and other entertainments, now open. To let at' reasonable rates. A l A - GOLDSTEIN. Proprietor, eORAND OPERA HOUSE. 83 Lessees and Managers RESERVED SEATS (Orchestra Circle and Balcony), 50c. Engagement with the dlstin uished artists, Mr. and M-g. W. J. FLORENCE, Mr. and Mrs. W. J. FLORENCE, _ , ~ , Mr. and Mrs. W. J. FLORENCE. £- in tneir wonderously successful impersonations of the Hon. BARDWELL SLOTE and t . Mrs. GEN. GIL FLORY, in their humorously satirical picture of Lobby Life and Society at the National Canital, entitled THE MIGHTY DOLLAR, , THE MIGHTY DOLLAR, , THE MIGHTY OOLLAR. Messrs. Poole and Donnelly would call attention to the •y fact that “ THE MIGHTY DOLLAR ” will be placed upon the stage in a manner, far outrivaling any previous oro duction. Entirely new scenery, furniture and appoint ments being prooared expressly for it. No expense what ever being spared to make tTls a grand, complete and n perfect presentation of one of the most successful plays ot [e the day. MATINEES WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY. ’ S JjUFTY CENTS „ _ . Will procure a PASSAGE BOTH WAYS AND ONE ADMISSION V To the •r AMERICAN INSTITUTE EXHIBITION By the N. Y. ELEVATED RAILROAD. To be had AT ALL THE EAST SIDE STATIONS. PEPOf IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING. ’ American Institute Exhibition, i: 2D AND 3D AVES.. C3D AND 64TH STS. OPEN DAILY FROM 9 A. M. TO 10 P. M. UNUSUAL ATTRACTIONS IN NOVEL MACHINERY AND PRODUCTS OF HOME INDUSTRIES. MUSIC BY DOWNING’S NINTH REGIMENT BAND. 3 TO 5, 3 TO 19 O'CLOCK; ALSO BY OELE ?> BRATED ORGANISTS ON JARDINE’S | MAMMOTH ORGAN. I, Single admission, 5 'e,; children, under ten years, 23c. h ~ (10 admissions, 32 601 I Coupon tickets! 5 admissions, 1 6'i > Transferable. » 1 3 adinixsieni, 1 00) t I3ARK COMEDY. A HENRY E; ABBEY Lessee and Manager MONDAY EVENING. SEPT. 30, 30th and last performance ot OLD LOVE LETTERS and HURRICANES. TUESDAY EVENING, OCT. 1, A new comedy from the German, t anslated and adapted by Mr. J. W. Shannon, entitled o BOUQUETS AND BOMBSHELLS. Characters by Messrs. George Clarke (his first appear ance here), James Lewis, Frank Hardenberg, Frank San ger W. F. Owen, Wm. Cullington, J. P. Cooke, Mrs. G. H. Gebert. Agnes Booth, Louisa Allen, Misses Minnie Palmer and Sydriey Cowell. NIBLO’S GARDEN THEATRE. Edwa-d F. Starin Proprietor and Manager SECOND WEEK and enormous success of Mias KATE MAYHEW in - « M’LISS. r Purported by Mr. CHAS. J EDMONDS, driver of the Sac ramento mail, (introducing a real team of horses and ; ‘"RANK ROCHE, Miss ANNIE WARD c ITFFANY, and Nfblo’s superb company. '« Matinees Wednes Jay and Saturday at 2 P. M. WALLACK’S.. ’ , aad Manager, Mr. LESTER WALLACK. EVERY EVENING and SAfURDAY MATINEE, Sheri dan’s five-act Comedy of the SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL. All other productions for the present postponed. r PINION SQUARE THEATRE? U BDGINS AT 8. OVER AT 11. OVERWHELMING SUCCESS of the new play MOTHER AND SON. SATURDAY MATINEE at 1:30. ami ROOKES’ DANCING ACADEMY, No. 361 Broome street. All the fashionable dances in , one course of lessons. PRIVATE INSTRUCTION AT ALL HOURS. New classes every Tuesday a id Saturday. The first lessons privately and no extra charge. 0* H. RIVERS’ ? JOA.ISCIJNG ACADEMY, No. 175 STATE STREET, BROOKLYN. SPECIALTIES FOR THE SEASON OF 1878 AND 1*79 •. are the “Deux Temps,” “Trois Temps,” “ Quatre Temps,” “Cinque Temps,” and “ Polka Russe.” s SEND FOR A CIRCULAR. ? IVTILITARY HALL, No. 193 BOWERY, ivl Opposite Spring street, New York. Tins Hail, expressly fitted up for BALLS. PARTIES. PUBLIC and PRIVATE MEETINGS, will be let on very reasonable terms. Also, LODGE ROOM TO LET Apply to GEORGE GKOELING, Proprietor. FERRERO’S ASSEMBLY TAMMANY BUILDING, EAST 14TH STREET. ’ THE LARGEST AND MOST COMPLETE HALL IN AMERICA. TWENTY ELEGANT PRIVATE BOXES have been add ed this seison. Will be let for BALLS, CONCERTS, LEC TURES, FAIRS, BANQUET, and all first-class enter- - tainments, upon the most reasonable terms. E. FERRERO, Proprietor. WO LET.—AT WEST NEW BRIGHTON. JL S. 1., ten minutes walk from Jerry, situated on Kill Von Kull, large house with gas, hot and cold water, barns, . stables, bowling alley, etc., all in complete order. For ‘ permit, terms, etc., apply at New York Dispatch office, No. 11 Frankfort street. e— BiwiiMiiißiaawmwiH'irMfwi'iir in iiiniisiatß— gnMeaattE NORWICH W 1 FOR BOSTON AND WORCESTER, ' VIA NEW LONDON. STEAMERS CITY OF BOSTON, MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, AND FRIDAY, AND CITY OF NEW YORK, i TUESDAY, THURSDAY, AND SATURDAY, jVt 5 I?. M., FROM PIER NO. 40, NORTH RIVER, DAILY, EXCEPT . SUNDAYS. Sure Connections from South and West. t Connecting with Express trains at New London, via New . York and New England railroad, for Blackstone and Bos ton, and via Worcester tor Fitchburg, Ayers’ Junction, Lowell, Lawrence, Nashua, Manchester, Concord, <fcc. First Express Passenger Train leaves New London at 1:40 A. M.. and arrives in Boston at 6 A. M. Second Ex press Passenger Train leaves New London at 4 A. M., for * Worcester, Boston, Nashua, Portland, and Bangor, ar riving in Boston at BA. M., Portland 1:10 P. M., and Ban §or at 7:22 P. M. Accommodation train leaves New Lon on at SA. M. for all stations on New London Northern, Norwich and Worcester, and New York and New England • railroads. Tickets, state-rooms, and all information can 3 be had upon application at Ticket Office, No. 417 Broad way, corner Canal street, or at the office on the Pier. 8. A. GARDNER, Jr., Sup't, Pier No. 40, North River. Wm. H. Turner, Agent, en Pier No. 40. rjpAKE THE People’s Evening Line, AND ST, JOHN, the finest steamers in the world, Leave Pier 41, N. R., dally (Sundays excepted) at 6 P. M. Saratoga, Lake George, Montreal, and Quebec. Also for Rome, Richfield Springs. Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo and Chicago, _ And all points north on the Delaware and Hudson Rail road and west on line of New Vork Central Railroad. This is the only Evening Line steamers selling tickets i and checking baggage through to points on New York Central Railroad. W. H. DREW, President. 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NTAIX STREET, WORCESTER, MASS. - XIETROrOLITAN IyJL elevated railroad, OPEN FROM 5:30 A. M. TO 12 P. M. RECTOR ST.—Nearest point for Wall street ferry, and - conne ns with cars for South Ferry. COKI'LA.NDT ST.—Nearest point for Jersey City and Communipaw terries. PARK PLACE.—Nearest point tor Post-office, City Hall, r aud Barclay street ferry t > ilobuken. ; CHAMBERS ST.—Nearest puiuc ior- Pavonia ana Er.e • Railway terr.. FRANKLIN ST. GRAND ST.—Nearest point lor Desbrosses street ferry to Jersey City and People’s Line steamers for Albany, and’ connects witii cars for Desoros .as aud East Grand street ferries. ' BLEECKER ST.—Connects with cars for East and West. 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