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2 Few faint pink stripes linger te tell of the de parting day, as though he called all the powers ©f the air to testify to the rapture that must follow that “ and then.” Cressida sighs and yields the point—yields because obedience to any sort of constituted authority comes to her both by training and by nature—sighs because she has an inborn hatred of deceit; and, gloss it over as they both may, ahe feels there is something of treachery in this pnackuowlodged engagement to Miss Smerdon s handsome f rench teacher; but the conviction is only strong enongh to make her unhappy; it aeither stirs her to Irank speech and action, nor eaves her from the terrible trouble te come.. “ I must go now,” she says with abrupt de cision, which thia time he does not controvert; •< I am to see Miss Smerdoa and Miss Julia, and have a long talk with them to-night.” “ Which yea will retail to me to-morrow, Isidore says persuasively. " les, my best be loved, you must see me to-morrow—you must; you shall not go uxtil you promise drawing her to him with a sudden fierceness that thrills and startles ths shy girl* “Promise, Cressida, and I will release you 1” And of course Cressida does premise, and is set tree, to rush away, blushing, half angry, but altogether dominated and subdued to his will. It is not exactly the farewell ho had planned; tho white arses should have clung around his neck, the blond head rested on his shoulder, the sweet brown eves have been upraised to his in pathetically eloquent appeal against the cruel fatojihat severed them so soon; but, on the whole, .he is very well content with things as they are. “She is a beauty!” ho says, as no watches the slender gray-clad figure moving toward the house. “She will be more beautiful still. Just Seaven 1 To think of a creature like that lead ing a life of drudgery as under-governess in a second-rate subarban school I Thy good for tune was at baud, Isidore, my friend, when then oamoet to teach French in the Misses Smerdon’s finishing college for young ladies I" He lifts his aoft hat with au elaborate flourish, •s ho rolls off the title ot the red brick house With more than a touch of mockery. The soft light falls upon the bare graceful head, and Searches out each secret of the handsome face; and it is a face of many secrets, young as it is; a contradictory faco too, for, even while the dark eyes burn with au ardent passion, the full, woll-chisoled lips under the small pointed mustache part in a strangely cynical smile. In the meantime, while Monsieur St. Just is (trolling homeward through tho scented dusk, Smoking a cigarette rolled by his own deft and elicate fingers, and calmly reviewing the as pect of affairs, Cressida Leigh, with the blushes {till lingering on her face, and a heart still hrobbmg with indecorous haste under the shabby gray bodice, is timidly knocking at the door of the Misses Smerdon’s special sitting room. “ Come in !” says a sharp thin voice; and tho next moment she stands in the doorway drop ping her schoolgirl curtsey and waiting her in structress’ commands. “ You are very late, Cressida ! At least ten minutes beyond the appointed time,” Miss Smerdon says, with a severe look at the big marble clock on tho oak sideboard; and Creasi da, guiltily conscious of tho cause ot the delay, can only hang her bead and inwardly pray that they will not ask what has kept her. And they do not. Miss Smerdon scolds me chanically, because it has been her custom for more than thirty years to rebuke unpunotuality ds tlio gravest of Crimea, and habit is strong with her still; but she is not really angry, being, tn truth, too much preoccupied for any strong (motion of the kind. She and her sister sit at either side of a very businessdiko writing-table, littered now with many spoiled sheets of letter-paper and a large pile of sealed and directed letters. Miss Julia’s sharp-pointed steel pen goes scratch, scratch, scratch over the paper still. Cressida, stand ing like a culprit awaiting sentence, watches its progress with a kind of fascination and a grow ing wonder in her large brown eyes. Never bas she seen Miss J alia so busy. The sisters are not much alike in features, dross, or manner; the older is a gaunt, heavily made woman, with the worn and weary look pe culiar to those who have spent the best years of life in the thankless drudgery of teaching. Her large and ragged features ars lined and Wrinkled, hdr hair is a dull iron gray, some thing tho color of her neat merino dress. She is not in reality much over fifty, though a Stranger might take her to be between sixty and eventy. Miss Julia, on the other hand, battles ener getically inch by inch with encroaching time, find will yield no vantage to the enemy. She is eight or ten years younger than her sister, and dresses as youthfully as Cressida Leigh. She is a very small woman, with a neat figure, tiny hands and feet, and a rather large head, or a head that looks large, because the thin golden hair, of which Miss Julia is inordinately proud, [s frizzed and puffed out till it makes a broad aureola of glory for the wizen, waxen-tinted lit tle face. Miss Julia is wearing a white muslin dress, through which her thin little shoulders and meagre arms are only toe plainly to be seen; she has drawn an azure ribbon through the gleaming golden “fuzz,’’and bound hot scrap Of a waist with a sash of the same bright hue. Altogether, gayly as she loves to dress in a general way, she has outshone herself to-night, and.Orsssida stares at her with innocent, dazzled eyes', and mentally recalls Isidore's lately-ut tered words. “I think Miss Julia Smerdon im agines herself in love.” “Sit down, Cressida,” Misa Smerdon says, mechanically rapping tho desk with her paper knife, as she is wont to do when recalling the wandering attention of one of her school classes, “Sit down, cnild; there is something X must tell you to-night, but I hardly know how to begin.” She rubs her wrinkled forehead and sighs wearily, as Cresßida drops into the big chair, feeling greatly relieved by the words “ some thing to tell you.” She is not to bo scolded then, and she can listen with a heart at ease, i I dare say you think us very old women, Cressida,” Hiea Smerdoa begins grimly; but she is not destined to proceed far in her ora tion, lor, at the vary first words, Miss Julia’s pen ceases to scratch, and Miss Julia looks up, with two scarlet spots on her shriveled little cheeks. “ I wish yon would not talk in such a ridicu lous fashion, Harriet 1” she says tartly. “I am sure Cressida has no such—such improper and uncivil ideas. Or, if”—with aa airy toss of the little blue-filleted gelden head—“if you persist in making yourself eut a veritable antique, I am sure she remembers there is a century or so be tween us.” “ Well, never mind fhe age, Julia,” Miss Smer don says, a little irritably. “ With or without a reason, I dare say Cressida, who has spent her whole life in this school, imagined that we should keep it on, and she Lind a home in it for ever.” “ Then she was a very foolish, ignorant girl,” interpolates Miss Julia severely, and scratching away at tho unoffending paper with as much energy and satisfaction as though it were a cen sus-taker's face. But neither of her companions heeds tho in terruption. Miss Smerdon leans forward on her elbows, with her big chin pillowed in her joined palms, and wonders why the young face she questions with haggard, not unkindly, eyes, is suffused with that sudden guilty glow. And Cressida? Cressida’s heart seems to stand still as she ponders ths abrupt question. She has not thought that all Iter life was to be spent in the dall school-house that has been her only homo. Tor her there is Isidore and all tho golden hopes and fancies that spangle round her handsome lover’s name. But that the Misses Smerdon should ever abandon tho Beech House College for Young Ladies was a wild imagining that had never crossed her mind. “ Did yon thfnk we should be here always 1” Miss Smerdon repeats; and the thin shrill voiee puts tho question not ungently. So Cressida gathers courage, and says frankly enough: “Yes; I thought you'would always keep the school; and then ” “'Then you were foolish and selfish and short sighted, as selfish persons always are !’* Mies Julia interrupts, flinging down the pen and dr&wing her small person up with much digni ty. ‘l,ll you had exercised either brain or heart, Cressida Leigh, you would have foreseen the contingency of my marriage.” fIHAPTEB 11. “ I AM TO MARRY M. ST. JUST.” “My marriage I” There is something sa theatrically triumphant in the emphasis with which the fantastieally-attired, withered little spinster hurls the Brushing announcement at Cressida’s astonished head, that a grim smile creep%,rouad even Miss Smerdoa’s sternly-set lips, and it speaks well for the heart and brain Miss Julia disparages that tho girl does not laugh outright. She does not however, though she catches her breath and bites her rosy lips a little sharply, and the eyes that gleam be neath the long onrled lashes arc suspiciously bright; but sh® says, vvicla blunt sincerity, at Which even Miss Julia cannot ba offended: “ I never thought ot it; but then I am so stu pid. Dear Misa Julia, ought I to wish you JOJb?” “Certainly, since yon are so kind I” says the bride-elect graciously, but with tremendous dignity, as ot one whs knows she must not eon doscond too far; and she pats down her blue bows byway ot smoothing her ruffled plumage. “ But in my new sphere yon must not think I shall forget eld friends; I shall always think well of you, Cressida—always !” “It was act your future, but Cressida’s, we came here te talk about,” Miss Smerdon inter rupts, with a disapproving look at the frivolous old face simpering girlishly over its blue rib bons and be-riaged fingers. “ I am sure I don’t know what is to became of the child 1” She rubs her hands in much perplexity, and Miss Julia goes knelt to her writing. Lite holds for tho younger Miss Smerdon one supremely interesting existence, and some thousand oth ers that do not even trouble her thoughts. CressiSa clasps her hands with a little cry, and again tliat tell-tale flush creeps upward te tho iroots of her pale golden locks. — “Otme I” she ories quickly. “Do you moan to’bKag’BS V bool > to 6° frotn Uai '° &1i once?” , “ Yes, it must bo SO. Julia is to bo married on the first of July to Mr. Osbomo, whose home is in Australia, and when they go to that home they take me with them.’’ Miss Smerdon is a h rd, soured woman, and has never suspected herself of a sympathy be fore ■ but she turns her head a little on one side, and ’jerks out the words that turn the friend less orphan girl cut ot the only home she has ever known without once looking into the vic tim’s face. But Julia is troubled by no compunctions misgivings; she looks up with a becoming blush at the mention of Mr. Osborne’s name, and, turning to the dumbfounded girl, chirps out a cheery commentary on her sister’s words. “ Yes, the wedding is to be on the first. Not much time for a trousseau, is there ? I call it quite shocking to hurry a poor little woman so over such an important business ; but what will you ?”—with a grotesque little parody of a Parisian shoulder-shrug. “Men are. so impa tient 1” . “Well, John Osborne has waited patiently enough,” the elder sister interrupts, with a dry significance that wins anything but a grateful glance from tho younger—for, pose as romantic ally as she may, Miss Julia knows in her heart that her little world will hardly be disposed to look upon her marriage as other than a very commonplace affair. The John Osborne of the present is a stout, grizzled, jovial-looking mau, with a sb ip in g bald spot on the crown of his head, a smiling, rubi cund countenance, and comfortable rotundity of figure; and, though Julia’s eyes can Sze upon the visions of tho past, and see John borne as he was twenty years ago—slim and eager, and sheepishly in love with the doll-liko little creature—she cannot make others regard him with her eyes. But he has come back to her—the impecuni ous lover of her youth has come to lay his for tune at her feet. True he has been a littlo long about it, true he comes now a widower, encum bered with three sturdy boys and a couple of half-grown girls. But ho has come; all the dis agroable accessories sink into the convenient background of Julia Sm.erdop’s mind, and only the one great, glorious fact of her conquest re mains within sight. All this, and much more, Mias Smerdon tolls th® astonished Cressida, who is too bewildered for much speech; and the elder woman seems te find an intense relief in pouring out her harassed thoughts to this deeply-interested and patient listener. “It was a great surprise to mo, Cressida,” she says, rubbing her hands with the old per plexed and irritable action Cressida remembers so wall. “I was as sure as you that tho school would be our home, and yours, too, child—so long as wo could carry it on—of course, I knew that John Osborne had always admired Julia, from the time when ho was a hobbledehoy, who never could be made to stay in old lawyer Os borne’s office ; but I never dreamed that, after making a fortune and marrying, and burying a wife, and bringing up a ianiily, ha would come from the other side of the world to marry Julia, alter all. But the things you don’t ex pect are always the things that happen ; and so Mr. Osborne drops from the clouds one day and coolly pops the question.” “He must have been very fond of her,” Cressida suggests, as Miss Smerdon pauses, with the look ot half-comic exasperation she bas worn in telling the tale of her sister’s woo ing. Cressida makes tho suggestion timidly, for the idea that any one-man, woman, or child—should be “very fond of” frivolous, affected Julia, is so strange that it seems almost a mockery. “ Oh, as to that, he is a faithfulsort of crea ture I” Miss Smerdon says, with a certain un eonseious friendly scorn lor the absent lover. “ Whatever he eared for in his youth ho cares for now—old places, old things and old people. The day after the engagement ho said to me candidly enough : —' “ 1 1 hope I shall make you two girls happy at the other side of the world, Harriet’—he calls us girls still, Cressida ; what oau you expect from a man like that ?” Cressida laughs and shakes her bright head in lieu of an answer. In truth she thinks the man must be demented who applies that title either to the lantastio little coquette or the grim, gaunt woman before her. But Harriet doos not resent that laugh—her own eyes twinkle a response, indeed, as she goes on gravely ■ “Of course I thanked him for his good will and said I would not saddle him with another helpless woman; that I could very well keep on the’ school; but he would not hear a word of that. “ • Look here, Harriet!’ he said, coming dose up to the table where I sat at work and fin gering his big cable-chain rather nervously. • We’ll have no more of that, if you please; my home is going to bo yours for the rest of your life, and, to sot your mind at ease, I will tell you tho real state ot the case. I won’t deny to you,’ he went on, growing suddenly rod in the face and turning the contents of my work-basket over in the most reckless fashion—‘ I won’t de ny that Lwas just a littlo disappointed in Julia when we first mot. Of course time had stood etill with her in my thoughts and 1 wanted the bloom and freshness of twenty years back. In fact, I was unjust enough to think her a little old-maidish and affected, poor soul; but that was my fault, of course, and lias nothing to do with the present matter,’ ho added, w.th a sud den, florca look, as though he defied mo to con tradict him, which I had not the slightest idea of doing. Seeing this, be finished more mildly and in a very feeling manner. . “ ‘ What I mean to say is, tho marriage will a good thing for us all—for me and my children, who are all at sixes and sevens, with no mistress at the head of a big house; for you two, who may have some peace -and comfort at tho end of your days, if you did not get it at the beginning—l could not find it in my heart and conscience to go back to Australia and leave you two girls toiling for your daily bread I’ ” “ What a good, kind man!” Cressida cries, with a little thrill ot unselfish enthusiasm. “ I am sure you will be glad to go. Miss Smerdon 1 I am sure you will be happy in Mr. Osborne’s home I” “ Thai’s as may be, child,” is the doubtful an swer. “It lam not, it will be from no lack of kindness on his part, for, if ever a good man lived, he is one. However, the offer is one I cannot afford to refuse, tor I am getting an old woman and the new-fashioned teaching is just a little beyond me, and when I cease to teach, I may as well cease to live, lor there will be little enough for me to live on; but, Cressida, have yon thought how all these changes will af fect you ?” Cressida does not answer immediately. Slow ly but surely she is realizing, with a sickening sort of chill, that the gates of tho past—tho gates that shut in her innocent untroubled childhood—are closing forever behind her; that she is standing, breathless and trembling, upon the threshold ot a new, strange world. Beech House is to close, the Misses Smerdon are to pass away to another hemisphere, and bo known of her no more. It has been no very pleasant home; but it is the only one she has ever known. They have not been kind or ten der guardians; but they have grimly parodied all the sweat and sacred ties of life to tho or phan girl, and she dings to them now with a passion that surprises herself! Whether she stands literally alone in tho world or has semeelaim on some one’s lore and protection Cressida Leigh does not know, and the Misses Smerdon are as ignorant as she. Thirteen years ago, her young mother had come to Beech House college as a lady boarder, bring ing the little girl of three as a pupil into the school. But her stay was not a long one. Tho hand of death was on the fair girlish brow of the young widow, whose soft pathetic eyes touched Harriet Smerdon’s heart with an un wonted pity; and in less than a year she had guietly passed away from a world that had been too hard for her. “ You will keep my littlo Cressida,” she had said with her last faint breath. “ There are a few hundreds—that will pay yon till she can teach in her turn—my poor baby I—it is all I ean do for her. It was not a charge Misa Smerdon cared much for; but she was a kind-hearted woman in the main, and she could not look into the eyes over which ths film of death was glazing and refuse that earnest prayer. Moreover, as Miss Julia sug gested, the immediate hundreds would come in useful in the hand-to-mouth e-xistence of a small struggling school. And so Eosamond Leigh passed away almost contentedly, leaving her child in the safe shelter of those grimly-folded arms; and the little Cressida became a part and parcel of Beech House Academy, and grew up therein, knowing nothing and less than nothing of the world that lay beyond its walls. It has been a dull gray life, brightened only by a sunny nature and the flower-like fancies of healthy youth; but, now that it is all te end, is grows suddenly pathetically dear—Cressida for gets that she herself has in a measure broken from it, forgets Isidore St. Just and his lately declared passion—forgets all but the sharp pain that sets her pretty lip quivering, and makes the slow, heavy tears roll down her pale cheeks and fall drop by drop on to her clasped hands. “Don’t, child!" Miss Smerdon cries, in tones of sharp remonstrance; and she rises and paees a dimly-lighted room in a Napoleonic attitude of agitation, her largo head bent for ward, her arms cressed behind her back. The sight of that woebegone white face stabs her like a knife-thrust, and tho slander, dejected figure introduces a new element ef doubt and discard into her well-matured plans. If you cry e»—if you take the matter Eke that I will not go 1” Her energy at en«a ealms and frightens Cres sida. She rouses herself with a vigorous effort, and smiles bravely through her tears. “It was only fern minute. I was a great eaward,” she says apologetically. “You have made all your arrangements, then ?” “All but those that eoneorn you,” is the gloomy answer. “Julia talks of putting, your name down at a governess agency, or recom mending you tea private family; but — Tho color Mashes again over Cressida’s pale face, and she says rapidly: “ Don’t let my future trouble yen ” “ Don’t talk preposterous nonsense 1” is the tart answer, while Miss Smerdon rubs her hands more vigerouely than ever, and flicks a stray teardrop from her stubby gray lashes. “You might as well toll me not to breathe, child I When we are away, and the house shut up No, I can’t do it!” she adds, rising sad stamping her foot with sudden tteterminafion. 'lie desertion would be too base and cruel 1 Yenr mother would asms back and haunt me !” Cressida stare* at the excited woman with eyes of wildest wonder. Is it really Miss Smer don, her hard unsympathetic task-raistress, who is thus oddly moved? Are those tears that glitter in the heavy lusvreus eyes ? Is it a sob that shakes the sharp ifietatonad'voice ? Cras sida’s breath comes faster. Iter heart is strange ly thrilled and tonehed; she tools as though a vail had dropped suddenly frosh her eyes, and she saw the woman to whom sho has rendered hitherto a loveless obedience in a wholly differ ent light. If the scliooblife could but come over again she would only be too glad to please this Miss Smerdon, Cressida thinks; but the school-days are passed and done with now. “ Ok, you may well look puzzled child 1” Miss NEW YORK DISPATCH, FEBRUARY 8, 1885. Smerdon’a voice is sharpened by the painful agaitation ot her thoughts, for nature is unkind hi every way to the poor schoolmistress in whose aspect even sentiment grows shrewish. “I never seemed to care for you--I dare say you hated the cross old woman who worked and worried your life out.” “No, no !” Cressida interrupts remorsefully; but Miss Smerdon nods her old head. “Little blame to you if you did, child; but I tried to do my duty, and keep my promise to your poor young mother, though I did it in a grudging fashion, I admit.” And now the large hand tightens with sud den energy bu the girl’s slender shoulder, the rugged face grows almost noble in its look of renunciation and resolve. “No—Julia and her husband must go without me; I will not leave you friendless and alone. All Cressida’s frank and generous nature thrills in quick responsive answer to the generoua words; her fear of the woman and her promise ot secrecy are alike forgotten as she Hings her warm young arms round the withered neck and sobs out the confession that will set Harriet Smerdon’a mind at rest. “ I am not alone, not friendless; I am to marry Monsieur Isidore St. Just I” *» . .. — CHAPTER 111. “the pooh wot.p has no champion.” Ths words ars far from having tho reassur ing effect that Cresida Leigh expected. Miss Smerdon repeats them in anything but a de lighted tone, and unclasps the clinging arms energetically, so that she may more easily sur vey the brightly blushing face. What she reads there seems to startle her still more. It Cresi da bad been six instead of sixteen, she could not be more utterly surprised than she is by the idea that she should have taken to herself a lover, and be calmly looking forward to her married life. . . •‘Julia is too old, decidedly,” she says, irri tably. “I do not counsel any one to wait too long; but you Why, child, you are not out of your short frocks yet 1” And she glances at the short gray skirt be neath which the pretty feet are all too plainly shown: then, as Cressida flushes a little indig nantly, her thoughts fly off at a fresh angle. “Isidoro St. Just, too I” she repeats, as though there lay some cause of offense in tho syllables of the pretty un-English name. '‘l’ve no great opinion of Frenchmen, and I’ve no great opinion—■—■ What did ho moan by filling your little fool’s head with his ridiculous ro mance ?” Cressida Leigh is loyal above all things, and Miss Smerdon is wounding her loyalty now. Mere personal abuse she has borne, and will bear patiently enough; but there must be no fault tonnd with her lover. “ Yon must not say that, Miss Smerdon,” she says, bravely, and her look is so composed and womanly that all in a moment the thought of love and marriage in connection with little Cressida grows lees and less absurd in Harriet Smerdon’s eyes—becomes, indeed, a possible, though st irtling solution of her difficulty. And, while she turns it over and ponders it, Cressida stands before her with linked hands and proud ly lifted head, speaking still in her lover’s de fense. “ Mr. St. Just has done nothing wrong; he found me very lonely, very friendless, as he thought—and as I thought till to-night,” she adds, with a shy side-look that brings a re morseful pang to Harriet Smerdon’s heart.- “ He pitied my loneliness; ho was very, very kind to me.” 1 dare say; men usually are kind to faces like yours, Miss Smerdon comments, in a judi ciously inaudible grunt. Aloud she says, with sudden determination: “ Well, never mind the preliminaries, child; the long and tho short ot the matter is, you and my French master have fallen in love with' one another. Isn’t that it?” She takes the little nod and rosy glow lor a sufflcient answer, and goes 3n, crossly: “Of course 1 I wish old Dupont had had Hie decency to keep his rheumatism at bay. No body ever fell in love with him, and, to do him justice, I never heard of his trying to turn a school-girl’s head.” “Miss Smerdon i” Cressida interrupts, such burning indignation in her look and tone that, cross and troubled as she is, the schoolmistress cannot keep back a faint smile. “ Oh, yes, I know I” she continues grimly. i“ Poor old Dupont took snuff, wore a scratch wig, upd had not half a dozen teeth in his old jaws; but he was the soul of honor. And his handsome, fascinating deputy . Well, never mind; I am not going to say any more now. Monsieur St. Just wants to marry you soon ?” A very faint hesitating “ Yes ” drops timidly from Cressida’s red lips. “ What means has he—what position to offer yon ?” .Cressida rounds her bronze-brown eyes in simple wonder. If Miss Smerdon knows noth ing of her French master s ways and means, her own ignorance upon the point is by many degrees blanker still. He is kind and hansdome, and he loves her. These salient tacts are all she knows or cares to know of the man into whose charge she is about to commit her life. “1 do not know,” she says, in a ehildishly apologetio tone—for shea reads in the other’s face that she has in some way acted foolishly. “He did not say anything about—abont that sort of thing, and of course I did not ask him.” “But I will,” Mies Smerdon says, drawing her desk before her as she speaks; bnt Cressida, with a flash of remembrance that pales her lately-blushing face, lays one slim hand upon the thin arm clad in the merino sioeve. “Pray do not do that,” she cries quickly; “ho will be so vexed ! He told me . ’ “To keep this affair a secret—not to trust ms ?” Harriet Smerdon finishes, with a flush of righteous indignation. “Thon ths mors reason that I should call him to account. No, child ” —raising her hand with tbs old impera tive gesture that Cressida Leigh has ail her life unquestioningly obeyed—“ you are only wast ing breath—l am your guardian, your mother’s representative, and I shall act for you here, whether you like it or not. If Isidore St. Just is an honorable man and a gentleman, ho can marry you when John marries Julia, in my presence and in tho faco of the world; if ho is not—well, tho sooner you are quit of him the better.” “Bnt, Miss Smerdon,” Cressida interrupts tremblingly. “ But—yon go to bed, child,” is the prompt answer—“ go to bed, and leave me to manage my own business in my own way.” She is so much the imperative awe-inspiring schoolmistress of the old days that Cressida, who, despite her avowed lore and projected marriage, is at heart a timid schoolgirl still, dares not even venture a remonstrance. She creeps away, feeling very small and snubbed, despite the novel grandeur of her engagement, to the little white couch that stands lonely new in one corner oi tho big deserted dormitory; and, making up her mind to a night ei wakeful agony, quietly cries herself to sleop almost as soon as her golden head touches the pillow. And, in the meantime, with infinite pains and labor, Mies Smerdon composes the letter that is to bring Monsieur St. Just to the point. When it is written, she reads and re-reads it with a very dissatisfied look. “ I have been plain enough, at least—that is one comfort,” and she folds the paper with an impatient sigb. “ I ought to bo glad—l shall be glad it all turns ont well. Her mother eould ask no more than that I should leave her in her husband’s charge; bnt-I wish it had been an Englishman—soma one I knew and canid trust. But there—there,” pushing her chair back with vicious energy, as theugh it were a disagreeable thought, “ it's no good wishing. I wonder what he will say to my letter ?” What Monsieur St. Just does say, when, over his matntinal coffee he peruses the earefuliy concooted epistle, would assuredly shock and startle the modest spinster ears that are wholly unaccustomed to ths more jarring and disso nant ehords ot maseulins speech. The Frenchman’s handsome face grows al most black with passion, eertain delieately markod veins on his brow and temple swell ominously, fine lines round the ourved Ups and cruel-looking eyes develop themselves with curious distinctness, changing tho whole char acter of the face as completely as though a mask had suddenly dropped, and revealing something that augurs ill ior'ths future of any one who might chance to lie at Monsieur St. Just’s mercy. “Little fool—littlo wreteh 1” says Cressida’s lover, pacing his snug bachelor apartment in a fury, and cruelly kicking from his path the pretty black-and-white kitten that, a minute or so back, was purring luxuriously on his knee, that seeks now to show its gratitude by rub bing its sleek head against his ankle. “ Littio idiot! Ceuld she not obey ma even for an hour ? My faith, she shall pay mo lor this some day t” There is a savage menace in tho words that are ground out through tho short, gleaming white teeth; but Monsieur St. Just’s fury seems to exhaust itself in the rapid walk and in tho running fire ot maledictory French and En glish that accompanies it. When he conies again to the table, throws himself back in his loneging-chair, and rells a cigarette with delicate, untremhling fingers, his face, though a shade paler, is composed and tranquil} flier® is even an odd, triumphant smile flickering in his dark eyes and curving the corners of the faH, mobile Kps, whose elo quent play tho small, pointed mustache doss not serve to hide. “ Oh, but she is subtle and skillful, this gaunt school-mistress !” he says, sipping nis eold cof fee with cbaptopertioitate rdilisb, and coaxing back the offended kitten to her parch. “ Bha guards her lamb well; she will bfad tho wolf down nnder pains and penalties; she will chain him with a lock and key—a tamed animal on th® domestic hearth rug ! How elever she is, and how prudent I What wott ean hop® to bailie her—the astute demoiselle Smerdon ?” Then h® calmly surveys th® dhrk beauty ot his iace in the little mirror that bangs between the windows. > ■‘The poor wolf!” ho says, pursuing some loop-line ot his previous tram of thought, as ho tarns from tho glssa with unabated compla eeiicr, “ All the world opposes itself to him— all tbo world upsets hia Mills predatory plans. Who can complain, then, if the poor ill-used pud suspected animal assitma for the none* the lion 3 hide, and make his euemtes tito dupes of their own ignoble cunning 1 Th® lamb has so many defenders, tiio poor woK find® no cham pion save himself.” It is not a reassuring soliloquy; but Monsieur St Just’s appearance is anything but woif-Tiko when, a little later, he outers the dffijjify iurnisliad drawing-room wherein the two Misses Smerdon and Mr. Osborne are assembled to receive him. It is a formidable phalanx, but it abashes him not one whit; he has made up his mind what part he will play, and is perfectly indifferent as to the nuihenco he plays to; they ate certain not to appreciate the’fine finish of his art, tie thinkb, with a contemptuous shoul dei-ehiug, as he surveys the toe-anxious faces before him. So he salntos the aasambled court with a smile, the frank graciousness of which is all embracing, and a bow so gracelnl and unem barraaod that John Osborne, who is constitu tionally awkward and Philistine to the back bone, half-admires. half-resonts it as something that goes beyond the probabilities of nature. “ Oh, Jehu, isn't lie handsome ?” Miss Julia whispers, clasping her little hands and rolling her pale blue eyes in a girlish ecstasy. “Nothing to make yourself a fool about, Ju !” is tho gruff answer. “Good-looking enough, but too much like a play-actor for my taste. He walks in as though the curtain had just rolled up; and, for my part, I feel as though I ought to applaud him before he begins. 1 ’ Miss Julia colors and tosses iter yellow head, indignant alike at th® depreciatory criticism of the man she aitlcbfeTy admires and the uncivil retnari; to herself. Fortunately, however, there fttshes across her mind a suggestion so flatter ing to her vanity that her good temper and com placency are restored as by magic. “ John is jealous,” sbo thinks, with a thrill of triumph—“jealous of that handsome Tsidprel Foor fellow I Well, I can’t be cross, and I can't snub him, though he doos show his feelings in such a terribly brusque fashion 1” And she sighs to think John never will be what she considers a lover, a being all smiles and sighs and daintiest compliments—but smiles over the comforting reflection that, nn romantio as he is, he has at least come from the other end of the world to endow her with some thing more substantial—a husband and a home! “ No; I don’t like his face,” John grumbles on sotto voce, inpoc§utly unconscious of tho sus picion that flits through his companion’s head. “For all his straight features, curls, and black eyes, I don’t like him; and, if Harriet’s of my mind, she will put him through his facings pretty sharply. However, he’s here to speak for himself, and it is only fair to listen to what he has to say.” Miss Julia nods her bead, and John prepares himself with outward stolidity but attentive interest to listen. What Monsieur St. Just has to say is so grace fully worded, so frank and straightforward, that both the women are won over at once, and •even the male listener is forced to grunt a re luctant and audible approbation that brings a quick gleam of what cannot be amusement, but oddly suggests that inopportune sentiment, to Isidore’s brilliant eyes. He is indebted to madams forever, he says, bis soil rich voice thrilling witli the fervor of his words. She has given him the opportunity for which he longed, with an eagerness unexam pled and indescribable. And he bows, and makes a movement as though he would kiss tho thin, shriveled hand that plays nervously with a gilt paper-knife—a demenstration that so alarms Miss Smerdon that she instantly places the menaced member out of danger’s reach be hind her. Isidore draws back with undiminished grace, and proceeds lluou’Jy with his speech. Con sulting his own indmatiohs, he would rather have bitton than kissed the hand that had writ ten that odious letter; but he thought the exi gencies of tlie scene required the salute, and was ready to sacrifice himself as ever to his art. “ You really love Cressida Leigh, and wish to marry her !” Miss Smerdon asks sharply. The Frenchman’s eyes roll upward in an elo quent ecstasy, and he answers with admirable promptitude: e “ It ie the dream of my life, madarae, the pas sion that alone excuses my speaking to the young person before I had consulted you.” Julia Smerdon listens with a pang of envy. With what an ideal lover fate has endowed that chit of a Cressida? she thinks; when would her stolid British John achieve such a bow or turn such a phrase as that? But Harriet, though a littlo relieved, is by no means so unqualified in her admiration. “ He is dreadfully theatrical; but I suppose that’s owing to his nationality, and he cannet help it,” ie her mental comment; then she says aloud, with a touch of th® old scholastic severi ty: “It was very wrong and very nngentleman ly—but wo will not say any moreot that.” “ I thank you, madame,” the young man mur murs penitently, and, if the light that gleams between the thick hlack lashes is rather mock ing than remorseful, ft is effectually hidden in a gracefully submissive bow. “ Then I suppose you will have no objection to marry her when my sister marries Mr. Os borne—that is to say, in three weeks from the present time ?” She studies th® dark handsome lacs closely, but can read there only undisguised joy, and, seeing that, she draws a quick breath of relief. “ Very well, Monsieur St. Just,” she says, ex tending a large lean hand, which he squeezes and bows over, but does not this time offer to kiss. “I apologize for any rudeness, and thank you for the straightforward answers that have rdted a weight from my mind. Ona question more, and I will call Cressida. Are you at pres ent able to support a wife ?” Monsieur St. Just’s frank smile and shoulder shrug are as candidly conciliatory as they are modest. “ Mademoiselle Cressida has not been reared in luxury,” he says pleasantly. “I shall not shrine her like a princess, but I shall keep her from want. I have excellent connections, and as many lessons as I choose to give. Ca sujfii, u’est-oe pas, madame ?” “ Certainly,” says Miss Smerdon; and tho last cloud clears from her wrinkled brow with the words. “ And now, Monsieur St. Just, 1 have a piece of news for yon. When Mrs. Leigh, Cres sida's mother, died, she lott in my hands seven hundred pounds, which sum was to be spent on the child’s board and education. I did so spend it; and she would, of course, be penniless now, butthat Mr. Osborne “ The long and short of it is,” John interrupts gruffly, “that, having brought up the child from a baby, Miss Smerdon has grown attached to her, and, as she may never see her again, she makes her a parting present of her mother’s little fortune—that's all. And, that being un derstood, there’s no need to make any mor® luss abont it.” No casual looker-on wonld have credited tho brusque, red-fcced man with th® delicate gene M-osity that really moved him; whereas the fine mask ot Isidore suggests very little ot the sel fish elation ho feele. He is quite enough enam ored of Cressida’s delicate girlish beauty to take her without a dower; but the “few hun dreds” of which he now hears for th® first time are an inestimable addition to her charms; and, even while in a lew graceful and well-chosen words he thanks monsieur and madame for their generosity, ha is thinking how gayly he and his little English wife will dissipate those same hundreds in th® joyous honeymoon days to come. And then Cressida is duly summoned, and comes down with paler t’neeks than Isidoro likes to see, and lovely startled eyes that seem to dread everything they look unon. She even shrinks from Isidore’s embraeo, when at last the lovers are left alone; and when in ardent and affectionate terms, he unfolds his plans to her, sh® states at him for a moment in dazed wonder, and then breaks into a sudden diacon corting passion of childish tears. “ Ob, not so soon. Monsieur — Isidore, I mean!” she cries. “ They cannot mean that I should do such a dreadful—l mean such a no La ran thing in such a hurry.” For a moment Isidoro’s handsome face grows almost ugly as he stands looking at the down bent golden head; but tho sneer that distorts it passe* in a second; the girl does not lift her head, she only listens, and tho voice that pleads and argues is dangerous in its persuarivo sweetness. Clearly and eloquently ho places th® future before her —shows her hew utterly afone in tho world she will ba wheq the Misses Smerdoa have left England for their antipodean home; then, as a contrast, how ho will lore and cher ish and worship her; how she will grow in beauty and happiness, and make the very joy of hie exiled life. Th® girl cannot resist such tender flattery, and little by little she yields, until at last, with a quick blush, a frightened upward glanee and a long drawn breath that Is a half sob, half sigh, she falters forth th® “ Yes” for which her ardent lever pleads—the “Yes” that seals her doom. “ Heaven bless yqq, ehild!” Miss Smerdon «ays a little later, claspipg th® girl to hes with real emotion. “You Have mad® mo almost kappy I” And, after that, Cressids can say nothing of her own foolish, childish fears. tTb - A LOmSTsfoRY. Thrilling Jncidant in tha Pinerißs of Nortdisrn Michigan. (Fram the Chicago TrSrane.') “For a young man I have don® pretty hard scrapping in the Ebekies and mintaff regions ot New Mexico and Arizona, but a lew days ago I had tho worst scare in my life in tho lumber districts of Northern Michigan. The speaker was a young man of eomo twen ty-seven years, dressed in rough-and-ready style »ud wearing a irizsy tow beard. He shift ed the position of his broad shoulders as he lounged back in an easy chair in tire Sherman House office, puffed his cigar vigorously, and then continued: . “It was on® of those bitter cold days ws’ve just been having, and I had got up at three o'eloek fo rouse tha mon and get the sprinkler out. The sir seemed full of blue steel, and cut to ray marrow like a razor. Ou® of the team sters got seared out and played off sick, so I had to taka his place. When wa had got a good lead I took the reins and sat down on tha butts ef tha logs, Isaviag the two loggers on behind. Of eou-rsa abont twenty feet of th® load hung off th® last bob. Th® road was a sheet of iee, for the sprinkler san over it every morning, and tho horses wore eharp-shod, so we slid along smoothly till wa got to tha slidoj-a pretty eteap htoia® ending in a tarn which wae mighty sharp fora road Cisty feat wide. As soon as wo started down my h'air began to stand on end, for th® horses galloped like fury to keep ahead of: ho bobs, which were swinginj ah over the road. ‘ I got so paralyzed and nervous that when wo approached the tarn I rained in to® suddenly. I felt ttjp front bobs jump one way and the baric bobs th® other. Th® hind ends ef the Icigs whistled through tho air Hke willow switches, and I heard the loggers yell: ‘For God's sake, .’ The next thing was a loud snap ! snap I snap I—like three tremendous paper- crackers— os the big log-chains broke like so manv cotton threads. Did you ever use a switch sting? Whirl it round and round your head, yon know, till a sudden twist sends the apple off the and and spinning into the air. “ Well, that is the wav I felt, and that is just what I thought of sa I was shot off into the air, over, and over, and over, till I struok in a enow drift some 100 or mere feet from the road. When I struggled back through the snow I found th® horses trying to kick loose from the tow bits of harness that dangled about them, tha bob* tangle-d around the trunk of a small pine tree, and tho logs scattered to tha four winds. One logger crawled back to tha road with a fractured leg, and the other soon follow ed with a dislocated shoulder. One had struck a tree and the second had landed against a stump. They afterward told mo in camp that these things wet® not at all unusual, and, as I had soaio pretty heavy bruises myself, I concluded that Twas not mad® to boss a lumber camp. So I was driven to town the next day to telegraph the management that the head teamster was fill ing my place, and that I was on my way to Chicago; and you bet your life I am glad I did it.” _ FLOWERS IH THE WWW. B Y R. M. For tho firet time since its completion, Harry Walden and his young bride went over their now house together, one lovely morning early in June. And a charming nice now house it was—with the prettiest, neatest, best arranged kitchen a young housekeeper like Amy could desire; with tho cosiest dining-room, the bright est and most tasteful parlor, the airest and pleasantest of sleeping-apartments. And when they had been all over tho house together, they came back once more to tho neat, cool, airy sitting-room, with its pretty carpet of green and oak, its delicate satin-papered walls hung here and there with choice engravings; its simple cottage furniture, where Amy’s pleased glance fell upon pretty cane chairs of her own favorite pattern, a beautiful littla escritoire for her books and papers, her tiny work-tabic standing between tho windows, and the low priedieu-claair for her own especial use, drawn up besida it; and then her smiling eyes turned to tho windows themselves, which were open, with their snowy linen blinds half raised, and letting in the soil Juno sunlight, and the lovely June air, fragrant with tho odor of flowers ip the window. Harry’s hand—the careful hand of a young and loving husband had had tho arrangement of everything in and about this pretty little household; and with a happy heart he watched his wife’s pleased eyes, glancing so bright, so satisfied, from one thing to another about her. “ Yon like it all, Amy?” he said, with a smile. “Like it?” said Amy. “Oh, yes, Harry I How pretty, how tasteful everything is 1 This room that I shall sit in has everything so con venient and pleasant—and the flowers in the window, how beautiful they are 1 and so fragrant—so full of bloom t” Smiling, he led her to th® window to inhale their psrramo. “Yes,” said Harry, “I knew your love o? flowers; and I had so much pleasure in arrang ing them ! They make the room so pleasant, do they not ?” “ Yes, pleasant and homelike. Ah, how de licious I” smiled the young wife, lingering to breathe their odars again and again. “ And not only are they pleasant to us, Amy,” Said the young husband, “ but the sight of ewers blooming in a wiadow is sweet to many and ynp tiy a pSof pftsser-hy who seas such filings rarely. I thought of it while I was plac ing them there.” Tenderly Amy kissed the kind hand that held her own. “Dear Harry,” she said, lovingly, “you think of every one 1” “.Ind I thought, Amy,” he continued, “it would be so pleasant, that whenever, as you sit in this room, you see littla children, or poor people, such as may often pass, going by and leaking up at tha flowers in the window, you would cut off tor them sotno of th® blossoms they may covet. So tliat perhaps our flowers may make some other hearts as happv as ours.” Treasuring in her loving heart tho' words of her kind and thoughtful husband, Amy turned with him at last from the window. She re membered them the next day, when Harry was gon® away to business, and she came into the sitting room to water her plants. Standing be hind their blossoming screen, she showered the bright drops upon them till their leaves hung wet and glistening; and while she watched the colored rays of light glancing through the dripping water, a party ot merry school chil dren earns running gayly by. “ What pretty flowers 1” said one of them, a gay little girl of ten, who made Amy think of her favorite little sister Sarah, whom sha had left behind when she cam® from tho country. And tha children half-stojiped, looking partly at the flowers, and partly at Amy’s pretty face behind their thick clustering leaves. Smilingly, Amv clipped off a knot ot gay blos soms and scattered them suddenly among the childish group. There was an eager scrambling, a merry laugh, in which Amy’s was not the least merry or sweet—a chorus of thanks, and the children with their fragrant treasures divided among them ran on to school. Later a littla pale, ragged boy came by selling luoifer-matches. “Do you want any matches, please, ma’am ?” ho asked, looking at Amy through tho window where she sat sewing. Amy’s purse cam® out—a tiny piece of silver was drawn from it, and aha placed it on the sill outside, while the boy drew from his basket half-a-dozen boxes of his wares, and passed them up to her. As he took the silver and put it in his pocket, a littlo knot of mignonette and heliotrope fell into his basket. “For mo, ma’am ?" he said, looking up wondaringly. “Yes,” was Amy’s pleasant answer; and the surprised look, the smile, and the grateful “ thank you, ma’am,” did her very heart good. And after this, many a little cluster of blos soms was bestowed by Amy’s kindly fingers; now on a lame child who camo limping by on arutohes; nowon a poor woman, going along with her baby, that crowed and clapped its lit tle pale hands at the sight of the btootning treasures; and again, when a wan-looking milliner’s girt, half-pausing at tha window, looked with longing eyes at the flowers upon the sill—flowers that she neve® hoped to raise in the dreary back atti® where she lodged; that sha never beheld in the half twilight of the sun less, silent work-room, where day alter day, she was drudging her life away for a mean pittance to buy her scanty portion of daily bread. The poor httto milliner carried her precious flowers with her as she went to her day’sdabor, and dreamed over them all day long of green country lanes, and broad blue skies, and free sunshin® tliat sha might only see in dreams; and tha baby played with its nosegay with the delight with which a petted child of fortune would have welcomed its gilded and costly toys; tho little lame child forget that he was lame, while sitting down on a doerstoce he leaned his head upon his hand, and with curi os* eyes studied the mysteries at every silken loaf and bud, thinking how wonderful they wore, and remembering something ba had heard of a kind hand that made flowers alike for the poor and tho rich. And thus, while Amy scattered flowers, she was also sowing seed. Among her childish “ pensioners,” as Assy half playfully, half affectionately called thorn, there was one who Sassed hor window nearly every day; a pretty, slioato, almost frail-looking child of soma eleven er twelve years of ago—a child for whose daily approach Amy gradually found herself watohing with interest. She was poorly, plainly dressed, yet elean and tidy-looking; the faded hues and worn texture of her garments being only equalled by lhair fresh and spotless look. Every day sh® came by tho window; and every day aha received from Amy's gentle fingers a knot ef fragrant blossoms. Amy only smiled as sh® gave them; and this smile, with tho littia girl’s grateful look, and lew-speken, earnest thanks, wars all that passed between them on these occasions There was not a day in which this child failed to pass tho windaws, not one day; lot the sun shine or tho rain fall, she came regularly, and naver failed to receive her aocnstomad gift of flowers. Amy often mentioned this ehild in her even ing ooaversation with Harry, se that he cam® at last te make a point of asking each evening if she had been during ths day to receive hor flowers. “Do you not know her name, Amy ?” ho asked thoughtfully, once. No, Amy did not. “It is odd—but I never thought of asking her,” she said. “ I suppose it is because there are so many others who come in the same way, and I should never think of asking so many their names, you know. But I mean to ask her to-morrow, Harry. Per haps we may be of us® to hsr, er to tha fafflily, if they need help.” Another morning saw tho pale littlo girl com ing along earlier than usual—paler than ever before, and her largo bln® eyes heavy and dim with tears. Harry had not yet gone to business; Amy was sewing a button on his wrist-band as h® sat by her at the work-table, and neither of them knew tho child was so near, till there was a gsntie knock at the siseet door, and Amy, an swering its summons, beheld the little girl stondipg there. “ Why, poer ehild I what is tho matter ?” she said, kindly, taking on® of th® tiny hands in her •wn, and leading her gently into th® doorway— “ what is th® matter ?" Th® child's faea flushed painfully, and Amy’s tender words brought a burst of sorrowful tears. “ Oh, ma’am, ha s dead 1” said tha child. “My dear littlo girl,” said Amy, “who is dead '?■ “ Oh, ma’am, my brother,” replied the ehild, “my aear brother Charley I Hun that tha flow era were always for! Oh, ho loved them so mueh— and ha won’t need tiiam any more now E’ The tears were streaming ever tha ehild’s iaoo like rain, and Amy’s own eyes were overflowing as Che lifted them to those of her husband, who had earae out to the doer. “ ob, Harry—Harry 1" sha said, tremulously. “ Harry, hear her I” “ My dear,” he said gently, “ bring hor in.” holding a hand of tho child, they led her into tho sitting-room. Thera, with tha rapid tears rendering her words broken and paintai, she told the simple story that needed little tima te tell. It was her brother Charley, who had been ill for so long, and had died that morntag, and sha had eome to lei tha lady wha had bean so kind to liMU know about it. “My child,” said Harry gently, “ where do you live ? We will go homo with you.” And soon the husband and wife were on their way to the dwelling of the child, It was not far distant; they had only the length of a few streets to walk, and in a humble tenement, the home of respectable and honest poverty, they found what they were socking. A plainly, poorly fur nished, yet clean and tidy room, with a pale and sorrowing mother weeping for the treasure she had lost; and lying upon a narrow couch in the corner, that ere long he would exchange for one yet narrower, the rigid form of the young roan —the child’s dead brother—the widow’s only son. The sheet that covered him was folded aside, discovering a pale and wasted but beautiful and serene face, bearing the traces of a long illness, patiently borne; the heavy, gold-hinged lids were closed calmly over the full eyes—the fair hair smoothed away from the pleasant brow that seemed yet te wear the smile it had known in life. It was already arranged for its last rest ing-place. The thin, white hands were crossed upon the breast, and one of them held a littlo bunch of fading flowers—Amy’s flowers. Their perfume lingered yet around the dead. He had died with them in his hand, with the request that they might go with him to his grave—with the blessing of tiro dying breathing over the last of “ The in the Window” HUMORoF TH® IIOUR * BY Tail DETROIT fHEB PBE33 FIEND. THE LIMIT. “My dear,” she Baid, as she laid ths paper down, “ I eee that some ot the Chicago fire en gines could scarcely be moved on account of the snow.” “ Well ?” “ Well, why don’t they put ths engines on runners when there is snow ?” “They would then be too low to take water from the hydrants.” , “ Yes; but why not lower the hydrants 1" He set his jaws, and refused to bo turther in terviewd. THE PIPE WAS “ BUSTED.” “ Say," ha called, as ha entered a plumber’s shop, “there’s something the matter at our house.” “ Well, what is it ?” “Our frozen water-pipe has all froze up.’’ “Yes.” “ And the hired girl says sha didn't do it, and ma says she didn’t do it, and pa says he’ll put a bullet into some plumber before night.” " And you want nip to come up?” “ I guess we do. The hired girl she’s quit, aad all the ceilings are leaking down, and ma and pa are talking about a divorce.” “ Well, I’ll go up.” “Well, you’d better wait till pa goes down town and ma gets off to the roller rink, and then you come around to the back door and knock three times and I’ll let you in.” SERIOUS TROUBLE AHEAD. “I tell you,” eaid one man with a great deal of extra beat, “ he is a man who will take any advantage of yon 1 I wouldn't trust him to car ry a pint of molasses half a block for me,” “And the most disagreeable person I ever met,” added a second. “l£ J bad his personal I afipiild pray to be mt with a sand-club and sTiovM flatter iSl*’. “ Oh, he.!! go down, and tUjft’f you forget it 1” put in the third. “ I've heard hints already of his being financially emhafra'ssed, and I expect to live to see the day when he’ll saw wood for mo at fifty cents per cord 1” The fourth and filth men walked away togeth er, and the fourth whispered: “ Too bad—too bad. 1 ought to have known how it would operate.” “Why, what has the man done?” asked the other. “ Done! Why, he’s gone and bought a pacing horse which can clean ’em all out! D’ye suppose a man who is beaten on the snow is ever going to forgive ths party who does it I" THAT’S THE BEST WAY. He had an old horse hitched to a country “ pung,” and there was snow on his hat, and a snowball in each ear as he reined the animal up alongside the curb aad sboutod tea police man: “Is this the nineteenth century?” “ Feels like it,” said the officer. “ And is a free-born American citizen to have his life put in peril to gratify the humor of a meb of boys U’ “ What has happened ?” “This I” he yelled, as he picked the snowball out of his. left ear, “ and this I’ he yelled still louder as he took the one out of his right. “ I’ve had to run a gauntlet for three miles I I’ve bin popped and slugged and paralyzed and pulver ized ! This ’ere hose'has been poppad and pelted and pounded 'till he can’t rest ? I de mand that protection guaranteed to every citi zen by the great American Constitution I” “You shall have it, sir. Just consider the mantle of protection thrown around you and your hess.” The old man drove off, growling and mutter ing, but ho hadn’t progressed a block before a snowball carried his hat away, and another lifted the old horse off his feat. “That’, too much, that is I" said the driver as ha rolled off his pung sideways. “If they haven’t got any better mantle than this in De troit I must talie keer o’ my own liberties 1” And ho rushed to the sidewalk, grabbed a boy who was going home with a quart of molasses and tanned his jacket in the good old-fashioned effective style. HE WON’T ELOPE. He looked all around to see if anybody was within hearing, and then dropped his voice to a whisper and said: “ Boss, I reckon you kin giv me a leetla in formashun. What does a pusson do when he elopes ?” “ Why, an elopement is when a man and wo man or boy and girl run away together.” “ Whar’ do dey go to ?” “ Oh, anywhere they decide upon.” “ Who pays do expenses 1" “ The man, of course. ’ “ How long am dey gone ?” “Sometimes a week—sometimes forever.” “ Who pays de expenses back?” “ The man.” “ What becomes of de woman’s husband ?” “Well, he generally arms himself with a shot-gun, and if ho overhauls the couple, he shoots seven kinds of daylight through the man and forgives his wife and takes her home.” “ Fo’ de Lawd I Shoots right at ye ? ’ « Yea.” “ Fills ye right full o’ shot ?” “ Yea.” “ Doan’ gin ye no time to run or repent, an’ can’t be bought elf wid a silver watch and two dollars?” “No, sir." Now I Say !” “ Well.” “ I isn’t gwine I I’ze changed my mind 1 Good day 1” FROZEN EARS VS. CHILBLAINS. He came in the other morning from one of the townships te see the County Treasurer on busi ness; but lie had scarcely entered the City Hall, when a policeman gave him a sharp looking over and said : “ Young man, you had better take cars ef your oars.” “ What’s the matter with them oars ?” “ Frozen, or very close to it.” “ Gosh 1 you don’t say!” “ How do they feel ?” “They hain’t no foelin’ at all. I’ve bin thinkin’ for the last half hour that them ears was actin’ sorter queer, but I didn't tumble to no freezin’. What shall Ido ?” “ Rub ’em in snow.” “ And then ?” “ Wait tor developments. They’ll soon begin to itch and burn. This will ba followed by a fieelina; process and in a month from now yen'll ook like a man with lobsters tied on for ears. It will be at least six months before your original beauty is restored.” “It will 1 Why, gosh-all-fired, I'm to ba mar ried in April I” “But you won’t bo. No girl will marry a man with pasted ears.” The young man went out and rubbed away at each ear with a bushel of snow. When lie re-entered the hall he looked as solemn as death, and walking up to the officer he said : “I’ve bin tbnkln’ it over as I rubbed away, and it the gal objects to my ears I’vo got an offset. She’s usin’ a bull quart of koresene every week en her chilblains. When a gal can’t spark ever twenty minutes at a time without trotting off to the kitchen to rub her heels with the nutmeg-grater, she shouldn’t screech very loud agin frozen ears 1 Bet you two to one the bridle tower comes off en tinje 1” A YOUKG~HU®ANirB Hew He was Welcomed Hera® from the Honeymoon. {Frora, the Philadelphia Times.) "A welcome heme? Well, yes—rather,” said a newly-marriod man who was receiving tho congratulations of his bachelor comrades yesterday at one of the fashionable clubs. “ Yes,” ho continued, m a contemplative tone, “a warmer welooma than I anticipated. I never knew before whst a married man has to endare. Bo yoa know that when a fellow gets married ha becomes the victim of an army of agents, canvassers and all such cheeky cattle, and they never let up till the honeymoon te over? “Fanny and I got baek from thp wedding tour Friday night. We drove straight home counfing on a quiet evening together, for tho eards, you know, don’t announoa us ‘at homo, until Monday. As I entered the vestibule, I stumbled over a pile of pamphlets, eirdhlars and Catalognas as high as a tea chest. We walked around them and went into the library. My desk was buried under a mountain of simi lar trash. ‘“Blase, sur,’ said the hired girl, pcintipg to the hilleek in the vestibule, ‘thirn’s what’s eeme to-day. If I’d kwowed yaz was cornin’ home airly, I’d hnvHlugged ’em onten the way afore vez came. There’s ben a rog'lar permis sion av men and byes a-pokin' tens under tha doer all day.’ . .. “ I looked ever a few ef trie things heierc I nitehod them into tha grate. Thera were twelve catalogues and priee-liste from furaitars deal ers, seven dry goods aad mliinery advertise nxoate addressed to my wife, eards from three rival bakers, two paper books describing bur glar alarms, one rHusteatail catalogue el baby coaches, ‘.our annuals published by insurance companies, and a circular announcing that in a few days Mr. Somebody would call with a copy oi “The Housewife’s Friend,” a compilation of choice receipts, together with a thousand and one domestic hints invaluable to the inexperi- j enced housekeeper. “ You may laugh, but 1 even found a lawyer’s card, inscribed : ‘ Legal business attended to promptly, and without publicity.’ Do you sup pose tho scoundrel thought I’d want a divorce before the end of the honeymoon ? But that isn’t all. We ware swindled out ot our quiet evening, too. Can’t imagine how they found out we’d reached home, but three polite insurance agents called, one after another, before 10 o’clock. Two of them were file insurance men, aad each of them tried to picture to me what a her* rible thing it would be for me to die instantly. The third was a fire i nan rance man, who wanted to take a risk on everything in tho house be fore we had time to sleep. From the wav h« pictured the horrors of a firs you might havs thought we were living in a powder mill. I got mad finally, and told him to go to the devil. Well, six more bores called on Saturday, Then I brake down, and to-day I camo to the club to get away from them. Taka my advice, boys, and when you gel married don’t put it in ths papers.” A CURIOUS STORY. A Coffin Maker who was Always Warned £hen His Servioe-l ■Were Needed. (Frwi the Cincinnati Post. 1 ) The writer was sitting a few days ago 13 the office of the Hotel Martin, Lancaster, 0., con versing with an old resident of that city on vari ous topics relating to tho past history of the place, when ho inquired : “Did you ever hear the story of Jacob Hum bargor, the haunted coffin-maker ?” “ Never. Is it out of the ordinary ?” “Yes, it is a curious story, and I hesitate about tolling it, for fear people will think I am trying to humbug them with a ghost story.” “ I’ll accept it as the Gospel.” “ As I have already remarked, it is a strange story, and had the effect of making me believe in suporaiural manifestations—you will, no doubt, call it superstition. I was a well-grown boy when the things occurred which lam about . to relate nd they made such a vivid impres-j« sion on my mind, that they are as fresh in recollection as they were over half a century ago. “Jacob Humbarger was of Pennsylvania Dutch stock, and came here from Lancaster, Pa., three-quarters of a century ago. When I first knew him this city was a village with less than a thousand population. He was a cabinet maker, and made the rough and substantial furniture in vogue among the pioneers whose sous have since teeil cuKgifcfSuteh, senators, cabinet ministers, and generals. “ He was frugal and industrious and left some property behind him. In addition to making furniture, he made,when occasion demanded it, coffins for tho people of all this region. There were no hearses and splendid undertaking esf tablishujenta ip Jiiose days- The dead were placcil in plain, home-ffiadp Spjfjus and carries to thp little graveyards in farm wagons, or by hand whoa tho distance was not too great, ex cept in rare instances, when there was a little more sGow and ostentation, and an old-fash ioned carriage was used in place of the modorij . hearse. “ People would ceme from a distance toHufita bargpr’s shop with tho dimensions of a coffin and wait until it was finished and then take It homo in a wagon or on horseback, as the case might be. “ One irght, oy rather one morning, an hour er two before daylight, Humbarger arose, leav ing his wife in bed, proceeded to his ehop and, lighting a tallow candle, set to work. When Mrs. Humbarger arose at tho usual hour, shq was surprised to hear Jacob hammering away in his shop, and supposing that he had some job that must needs be finished early in the day, set about preparing breakfast, and when tha meal was ready she called her busband: “ ‘Vail, Chacob, vy tor yougo ot vorksogwicli the day ?’ inquired frau Humbarger. “‘Vy, Katrine, did you not hear dot man who comes ot der coffin by dree o’clock ?’ “ ‘ Nein, nein, Chaceb, you make foolish of mo.’ “ ‘ I not make foolish Katrine; dot man coma of dree o’clock on der dqpr an’ say I must hat det coffin of 10 o’clock, an’ he gif me the measure oa dot vork-bench, and Igo of vork und hat him now haf mate.’ “ Katrine was incredulous, and Jacob was firm in his asseverations. Certain it was that he had a coffin well under way , and by 10 o’clock it was finished and Jacob was waiting for his customer while he smoked a pipe. “ Between 10 and 11 o’clock a gentleman ap peared at tha shop door, and Humbarger greet ed him with: “ ‘ You was a loedle lade, mine frent.’ “ ‘ Not very late, considering that I hava ridden from near Somerset since half past seven.* “‘ Vy for did you go back home after you vako me Ub ?’ “‘ I didn't. I have just got to town.’ “ ‘But you come of mine door last nide, und call me ond of mine ped to make dis coffin.’ “ Ob, no, my friend, but it looks as though it would suit my purpose. Let me measure it.' “ The stranger measured it and it was jus) the size of a cofiin ho had boon sent to procure, and he asked Humbarger if he could have it tc take back with him immediately. “.Dot vas your coffin any way, since you order him und leaf der measure,’ promptly re sponded Mr. Humbarger. “ The price of tho coffin was agreed upon, it was paid for, and the farmer took it away in his wagon. Jacob related the circumstances to his wile, who mischievously said: “ " I told you, Chacob, dot no vone voke you up in der nide. You haf been haunted.’ “ Humbarger, however, insisted that he had been called out of his house during the night, and that he readily recognized the man who subsequently got tho coffin and pretended thai he had not ordered it. “ Ot course the story soon circulated through? ent the village, and the gossips added to it. A mouth later Humbarger had another nocturnal visit, and a child’s coffin was ordered to be fin ished iu tlfo alternoon. Later in tho day a farm er living a few miles west of the town called on Humbargor to secure his services, one of his children having died. “ ‘ Oh, yes; I know it. You come of der nida and told me, und mark der size on dis vork bench.’ “ The farmer protested otherwise, but as th® coffin was of the exact measurement desired, ha took it home. Thou Mr. Humbarger began ta have an indefinable fear that he was haunted. “ The thing was of regular occurrence, and' almost every one who came to Humbarger for u coffin found it ready mads to order. The vil lagers began to fear the coffin maker, and tha eeffin maker avoided tha villagers as much as possible. The women and children, and not a few of the men, believed he was tn league with Satan, and he suffered a great deal in his trade. “To these of his neighbors with whom ha conversed on this subject- and among them was my father—ho said that the orders were de livered in tho night by persons whom ha immor diately recognized when they called for th® coffins, and that when they were ordered ha found tho exact dimensions' iu chalkmarks oa his work bench the next Aorning. His wife no on ger chaffed him on the subject of thh ghostly orders. “ Ono morning ho said to his wife that a cof fin had been ordered during ths night, but that tho man had concealed his face, and ho feared that he would not recognize him. He proceeded, however, to make the eotfin in accordance with the measurement on his work bench, and at last finished it to his satisfaction. “I was on pleasant terms with Uncle Jake, as we called him, and happened in the shop just as he was finishing it. “ ‘ Dot man vos sosaepoddy who vill be buried mit dis eo®u,’ he remarked. ‘I not see who ha vas dat order him, but I know it vas for soma big man or somepoddy, so I make him of dev finest cherry uncl line him of silk und satinl Vy, my bey, I weald not pe ashamed to .pa buried of dat coffin minsellvf.’ “A sudden pallor overspread Humbarger’s fuse, he stretched out his hands and fell dead across the coffin ha had just finished. “ He was buried in it, and the story of Jacots Knmbarger was more thin a nine days wonder here in Lancaster fifty-four years ago.” The writer was fain to acknowledge that the story of Jacob Humbarger largely discounted the general run ot ghost stories. Dracov Dons.—Mr. G. C. 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