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4 mid (Swttfrfc Henby T.—Mariana Charlotte de Cor flay d’Armans, was born at St. Saturnin des Lignerets (France), July 28, 1768, and was guillo tined in Paris July 17, 1793. She achieved fame during the Reign of Terror by stabbing to death Marat, one of the most blood-thirsty of the wretches who then ruled France. On the morning of July 13, 1793, having purchased a knits in the Palais Royal, she called upon Marat, who then resided in a gloomy house in the Rue des Cordelieres. She was refused admittance. She called again at half-past 7 o'clock the same evening, when with some aim eulty she gained admittance to Marat, who was faking a bath. Ho listened to a report which she gave him of the doings of the G . l . r I ® ndl ®J? 1 ’ down their names remarked with b smile, Within a week they wiil all go to the guillotine. Drawing the knife, which she had concealed in her bosom, «he plunged it to the hilt in Marat s heart He gave a loud cry and sank back dead. She was immedi ately arrested and taken to the nearest prison, the Abbaye. Her trial took place on July 17; she was sentenced to death, and was guillotined on the evening of the same day. She gave as her reason for thq assassination, that ehe killed one man to save a hundred thousand. A. S. B.—The claims against France, known as the “French Spoliation Claims,’’were made by citizens of the United States for unlawful seizures, captures, sequestrations, confiscations, or destruction of their vessels, cargoes and other prop erty. These claims were settled by treaty between the two countries in 18&2. France agreed to pay the United States government, to be distributed among the claimants, 25,000,000 francs. The P a y* ment was to be made in six yearly instalments of 4.136,666 francs and sixty-six centimes. The first in stalment was paid in one year from the date of the ratification of the treaty. The treaty was ratified Jeb ruary 2, 1832, and proclaimed July 13» 1832. C. C.—This is one of the amalgams used by dentists for filling teeth. A little pure grain gold is heated in a bright iron ladle (or capsule), and enough pure mercury is added to render it of a doughy consistenceat the temperature of hot water. . When it has become cold the excess of mercury, if any, is removed by pressure in a piece of chamois ’leather. In using it a little of the amalgam, as hot as can be borne, is kneaded in the hand and at once pressed into the cavity of the tooth, where it grad ually hardens. Tootsie. — Ist. This correspondent Bays: “In your answer to Hugh McGovern I thought you were mistaken. Mary Anderson played Lady Macbeth Saturday evening, Nov. 2d, 1878.” We thank “Tootsie” for tho correction. We are always pleased to have an error pointed out in these “Notes and Queries.” We do our utmost to be correct, but cannot always avoid making a mistake. 2d. 'Cannot some one of our Scotch friends give us the Colors which compose the Victoria and Cameron plaids ? Dan L. H. and Others.—The question ia one of those senseless mathematical fantasies •which afflict the heads of those who are not pos sessed of any considerable amount of brains. Our explanation was as clear as any one which could be given. It is the hight of nonsense to say that ten eggs, each sold at the same price as each of fifty eggs, will result in the same total sum. Please do mot send us questions of this kind. We have neither •pace nor time to deal with mathematical conun drums. Quebo. —Ist. We have not at present the report of the Secretary of the Treasury in our consequently cannot tell you what it (costs to run the Federal Government. 2d. It would be impossible to make an approximation of the reg ular outlay of the cities and towns of the United We can say, however, that they cost a vast ■.amount more than the Government of the United Btates. Were it not for the local taxes, the debt of |our country would not oppress the people. ? G. C. G.—lf the gentlemen to whom we referred you have issued no catalogue of the Masonic Lodges of this city and Brooklyn, we do ‘not know where you can get one. Mr. Isaac Simon son informs us that he will shortly publish a “ Ma sonic Directory of the World.” We do not think that the publishers to whom we referred you treat ed either the Dispatch or you with the courtesy 'Common among gentlemen. We will refer no other inquirers to them for information. ' G. Warren.—lst. The Bulwer-Clayton treaty was entered into by Great Britain and the States in 1850. It was made with regard to • ship canal between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans. Cd. The Monroe doctrine merely means opposition to interference by European nations in the affairs oi the new world. 3d. The name “ Yseuit” is pro nounced thus: "E-se-ult.” 4th. There is no im prisonment, under (he law, for debt in this State. 'A E. P. M.—There are larger diamonds 'than the Koh-i-noor in existence. One that for a long time was in the possession of the Sultan of Matan weighs 367 carats, while the Koh-i-noor, be fore being re-cut weighed but 186 carats. There it in the possession of the King of Portugal, a diamond which weighs 1,680 grains. If genuine, of which there is some doubt, its value, according to the rule . Of computation, should be $28,000,000. Fireman.—lst The testimony of an infidel, atheist, or any other sort of non-religlonist, is accepted in the courts of this State. 2d. No oath or affirmation can compel a witness to acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being in which he does not believe. The laws of this State seem to agree With Tennyson's assertion, that “There is more truth in honest unbelief Than half your creeds.” C. W. S. —It is possible that if yon have strong political influence you could be ap pointed an engineer in the United States navy. Without the influence, we are of the opinion your "Chances of an appointment would be very poor. At the present time the United States has more en fjineers than it can find vessels for. Seek a position in the mercantile marine, where you will be better paid and as much respected. J. T. W.—lt has been decided time •nd again, by our courts, that a ticket purchased from a railroad company is good at any time the purchaser desires to use it Of course, the railroad companies try to impose upon the ignorant by printing on the ticket “good for this day only.” Hut the law holds that there must bo two parties to •ny bargain, and that a railroad company is only one of the two parties. S. H. W.—The 7 per cent, interest ran until January, 1880, after that it was 6 per cent, in- , terest. We are of the opinion that you cannot claim compound interest. You should make up your claim against the firm from the time you be- < gan leaving your money withit, with the interest ‘ attached week by week, until the time of dissolu- ' tion of partnership. ] Old Reader.—lst. Fessler Lodge, No. i 676, F. A. M., meets on the first and third Tuesdays of each month in Masonic Temple. 2d. Trans- Atlantic steamers use from 120 to 180 tons of coal a day. 2d. We do not know the sum it costs to run an ocean steamship one trip. The amount would depend on the size of the vessel. 1 Nabgile,—The stem of a Turkish ‘ pipe, or any other pipe, can be cleaned by filling it J with alcohol. The alcohol mixes with the nicotine, j •nd when it is poured out, the nicotine, which is the poisonous principle of tobacco, is carried off. It 1 would be well then to let water run through the ] •tern for a few seconds. Charles Wise.—"A and B are play- ! Ing double binocle. Clubs are trumps. A melds 80 1 kings, and then he melds 20 spades, 20 hearts, 20 « diamonds, and 40 for trumps. He, also, claims 60 j for queens after taking another trick. Is his claim just?” The claim is correct. The entire meld 1 counts for him 240 points. ( Floor Polish.—There are a dozen, if < not more, floor polishes. Which of them is the best , we are too inexperienced to say. A man engaged in the business would give you more correct informa- £ tion than we can furnish irom books. Do not imagine that the one which costs you least is the cheapest polish. £ r . JVJqdSsty.—Hotels can refuse to re- £ cfeive guests. If the proprietor were to say that he 1 refused a man and woman lodging because they j were improper parties, he would be liable for damages for defamation of character. But his right ’ to deny them entertainment cannot be disputed. j O. B. A. —The fact that a man has 1 been a convict is not a reason for his discharge , from the United States army. If he commits a -theft while in the army he will, if found guilty, be < probably drummed out of his regiment. But he is j .-•till liable to receive other punishment. 1 Geo. Kahl.—John T. Hoffman was . elected Gov. of New York. He was first elected 3n 1868, and again in 1870. Ho was a candidate three ’ times. The first time he was a candidate, in 186$, he . yan against Reuben E. Fenton, who defeated him. John M. —The following is an excellent chilblain liniment: Mix together one fluid ounce rectified oil of turpentine, fifteen drops sulphuric < acid, and two ounces olive oil. This should be rubbed gently on the chilblains twice a day. Kittie.—The steamship “Arctic,” of ' the Collins line, collided with the French iron pro peller “Vesta,” in a dense fog off Cape Race, on September 27, 1854. In a very short time after the collision the “ Arctic ” went down. Carlton. —“ B bets that James G. Blaine would win the libel suit. B bets that he wouldn’t. Which wins?” Our opinion is that, as the libel suit has been withdrawn, the bet is a draw, and consequently neither wins. Ignoramus.—We do not know why the men of the country you name have more pre tensions than other foreign-born residents. Prob ably they succeed better than others because they are not troubled with modesty. M. L. and Jas. Mo.—lst. There are so many associations and companies called Empire that you should choose some more distinctive title. 2d. Apply to the Legislature, through a member, for a charter. H. L.—Apply to the Second Auditor of the United States Treasury, with affidavits of the officers who commanded you, if you can get them; if not, the affidavits ox your comrades in the navy Will suffice. E. L.—There is no special license in Boston which permits the sale* of wine and beer on Bunday. A stranger finds it difficult to get intoxi cating beverage of any kind jn Boston on Sunday. L. B.—We have not the time to calcu late the sum to which you refer. You can do it yourself by multiplying each number by two and theu adding the various results together. T. J. O.—Mr. James O’Neil may have played Richelieu at Booth’s Theatre, but we have no remembrance of his having done so, nor have we any record of it. R. McC. D.—The proprietor of a bar her shop is responsible for the hat or overcoat of customer, if it is stolen while the customer is in the shop. C. Weiss. —There is no dintinction, under the law, between a man and a woman who commits murder in the first degree. D. O’Connor.—On the last day of July, 1878. Gen. Grant entered Russia, where he remained until the middle of August. J. McC. —Mr. F. C. Mosely has been connected with Mr. Lawrence Barrett only during the present season. Two Beaders. —We have not the lines of Victor Hugo, to which you refer, in our posses sion. Joseph S.—ln draw poker, where straights are played, a straight beats three of a kind. CONTENTS OF INSIDE PAGES. SECOND PAGE: ■ CONTINUATION OF “TO LOVE AND HONOR.'» I A LOGGER’S STORY. ' FLOWERS IN THE WINDOW. J HUMOR OF THE HOUR. j A YOUNG HUSBAND’S WOES. , A CURIOUS STORY. THIRD PAGE: ’ MASONIC MATTERS: The Grand Chapter; Acacia Lodge; City Lodge; Questions and Ansyers; Lecturing Ap pointments; Commandery News; History of the Coronation; Personal; Labor Exchange. SIXTH PAGE I WHATEVER IS, IS BEST. CONCLUSION OF “ DEAF AS AN ADDER. M HITS ALL ROUND. OLD MEPH’S LAST RIDB. i A HIGH CASTE BOBBERY, A DUDE-DEOOY. TALKS WITH BOYS. INTERESTING MISCELLANEOUS MATTERS. SEVENTH PAGE : OVER THE GARDEN TWO WEE FEET. ; , ALICE’S MISTAKE. . AN ODD MISTAKE. A YORKSHIRE ODDITY. THE ZOLA OF MODERN ART. SENSIBLE ADVICE. OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. ' TOO MUCH OF A LIE. ; Htto gark gfispatefe. NEW YORK, FEBRUARY 8, 1885. TO AOVKHTISEHS. ADVERTISING IS TWENTY-FIVE CENTS A LINE IN THE NEW YORK DISPATCH. 1 Owing to ottr large edition wo are compelled to go to press at an early hour, hence ADVERTISEMENTS CAN NOT BE RECEIVED AFTER NINE O’CLOCK SATUR DAY EVENING. To Masonic -Advertisers. Those desiring to advertise !n our Masonic columns must have their advertisements In our office BEFORE TWO O’CLOCK on FRIDAY AFTERNOON. No ad vertisement can be Inserted on the Masonic Page after that hour. The NEW YORK DISPATCH has a largrer circulation than any other Sunday Newspaper pub lished in the United States. EIGHTS AND WRONGS OF THE INDIAN. The Indians have tit last been forced to the ex treme limit of the Western border, and there is aMisposition in certain quarters to exterminate the race, deprive it of all rights, legal or other wise, and to ignore all treaty obligations with them. The rights of the poor Indian is a mat ter of no sentimentality, but something that de serves the attention of everybody. The ques tion should no longer be kept from the public, and the public should be educated up to the faot that it is no longer just to keep the Indian out of his rights. Large grants of land have been made to them by the Government, of which they have been deprived by misrepre sentation. We have reason to believe that the time is approaching when the idea that the In dian should be exterminated is to cease, and the more equitable side of the question shall take its place. The Indiana are not going to disappear, but, on the contrary, they will be come civilized and make good citizens. Recent statistics go to show that in many of the reservations schools had been established and the people learned rapidly. There are farmers among them, and there is a disposition to own land in severalty. It a fair chance was only given these people it would not bo long be fore they would be self sustaining. Tho Gov ernment should gradually cut off supplies from them and teach them to depend on their labor —give them tools, jnd, above all, give them an assurance that the land occupied by them will be theirs forever. The great trouble is that the Indians have been so often deceived that they have lost faith. They are afraid to improve their lands because they do not know at what moment they would be forced to abandon them. During the past year a commission had come out to treat tor the Sioux reservation, 11,000,000 acres. There are white settlements all around the reservation, and railroads clamoring to got through. The Indians, it was stipulated, were to be paid about $900,000, while the land in question is worth at least $7,009,000. The treaty provided that the consent of at least three-fourths of the Indians should be obtain ed, while the bill passed by Congress authoriz ing the sale of the reservation provides that on ly the consent of the chiefs should be obtained. At a place called Pine Ridge, men representing the Government have been known to go among the Indians and induce children, more infants, to affix their marks to a paper giving away 11,- 000,000 of acres, being absolutely ignorant ot what they were doing. Is it not about time that steps were taken to stop a policy which forces the Indian to abandon homos guaranteed him by the Government, even after he has improved and cultivated them ? FINDING HIS NEMESIS. The Dispatch last Sunday in commenting upon the dastardly attempt to blow up certain 1 institutions in the city of London some few days ' ’ ago, intimated that the ultimate result of this ' kind of work would be death to somebody. On Monday afternoon last Mrs. Ysoult Dudley, an English woman, shot O’Donovan Rossa, the 1 reputed head of Irish dynamiters in this conn- ' try, alleging as her reason for so doing that ' society in general, but English society in par- 1 ticular would be better without this man. The ’ prime cause of Mrs. Dudley’s rash act is no ' doubt to be found in the attempted demolition of the House ot Parliament, which fiendish act ' so worked upon her sensibilities as to make her ! attempt assassination. Rossa has been looking for his Nemesis for 1 some time past, and his search has at last been ' awarded. His blatant rot concerning the liberties of Ireland, and his own disinterested motives in endeavoring to free that unhappy ( land are simply the vaporings of a schemer, and he has found that he and his dynamiters cannot have things all their own way. Mrs. Dudley will not be the only person, who, actuated by a spirit of national vengeance will take the law into their own hands. According to Mrs. Dudley’s statements she had made up her mind to sacrifice her life to save England from further violence on the part of Rossa and his gang, and with that end in view she waited her oppor tunity and shot her victim. It is only a few days ago when a man was enticed into this fellow’s office and brutally butchered by a ruffian who excused his action on the plea that his victim was suspected of giving information to the English Government concerning the dynamiters. Rossa probably did not think then that his turn was so rapidly approaching. This man, whose thoughts, one would imagine, ran from morning until night on methods of murder, at once placed himself in the power of an unknown woman. He now chews the cud of reflection, which must be bit ter enough. Should the worst befall Rossa, it must be admitted that no one has done more to deserve his fate. But if he were killed some other fanatic would instantly spring up to take his place. It is not human nature to suppose that the attack will evoke a spark of pity. In taking the law into her own hands, Mrs. Dudley followed Roesa’s precepts. Those who live by the sword must perish by the sword. This ought to act, by the way, as a timely admonition to those who contemplate adopting the doctrine of private vengeance. MOCK AUCTIONS. It would seem that the Bowery will never be free from deception, and that the home of mock auctions is destined to continue unmolested for some time to come at least. At one of these places we recently counted a score of “ stool pigeon” employees, and we wondered how the enterprise could be remunerative under so much expense. We watched the slowness and diffi culty oi swindling with considerable interest. The stock of the establishment consisted of nearly worthless watches, jewelry and kindred wares. The auctioneer was glib and loud, and the pretended buyers were going carefully through all the motions. A woman entered. She was young and neat, but plain of face and ordinary in clothes. What she looked like was . a thriving mechanic’s wife or daughter. Tho entire force of the establishment was brought to , bear upon her. She was tried with watches, then ■ with breastpins, and finally with knives, forks and spoons. The cappers let her hear them ' talk of the dirt cheapness of things and made their show of purchases with exceeding eager- NEW YORK DISPATCH, FEBRUARY 8, 1885. □ess. During fifteen laborious minutes the proceedings were entirely devoted to her de spoilment. She placidly gazed about tho store and at its inmates, but did not open hor mouth to bid. Failing to fool her by the ordinary pro cesses, the despairing auctioneer resorted to the forlorn hope of boldly knocking a castor down to her. “Gone to you, madam,” he said, “ at two dol lars. Please stop to the cashier’s desk and settle.” “Oh, I didn’t bid,” she replied. “Don’t miss it—it's cheap,” said a “stool pigeon” at her side. “Two dollars, if you please,” said tho cashier, quite serene and peremptory. “Ididn’i know you was a workin' me,” re marked the woman, laughing. “I’m capper Jimmy’s wife—he’s in your gang, ain’t he ? and I was just waitin’ for him to come in." The gang of cheats looked very sheepish when they found out their mistake. Oitma! gtotak The Reason Why.—A Washington dispatch to the press of this city a few days ago announced that there was groat fun in the House on the day previous. Why not ? It’s great fun to boa Congressman, especially whan there is a Democratic majority. About all that a Demo cratic House has accomplished since 1877 has been fun—fun for Congressmen, not for the people. Once upon a time there was a pond, end in that pond was a family, consisting of Mr. Frog, Mi;?. Fpog, and several ojivo branches in the shape of son and daughter frogs. In the village near by resided a number of festive boys, who took great delight in heaving bricks at the Frog family as they sat under their own vine and fig tree on the banks of the pond. This be coming tiresome, one day j>ater famtlias Frog got upon a reed and made a stump speech, say ing: “This is great fun for you, boys, but it’s powerful tough on us frogs!” Moral—Congress represents the boys; the people are the unfortunate frogs. Remove the Nuisance.—Hardly a day passes that complaints are not made by ladies in Washington who visit the House of Repre sentatives. They say that their throats are very much irritated by the smoke which con stantly arises from tho hall of the house, and suggest that tho rules against smoking ought to be enforced. But these rules are not en forced, and possibly never will be. The mem bers defy them. There probably is.not a mo ment in the day when an observer from the gallery cannot sea half a dozen members smok ing on the floor, and the Speaker of the forty ninth Congress has but once called public attention to the violators of the rules. More over, the restaurant-keepers at the Capitol say that the average price of the cigars which they sell to the Congressmen is five cents—which does not improve the quality of the smoke. The restaurant men say that the higher-priced cigars are generally sold to the pages and the lobbyists. The Country’s Danger. —A Western journal in an article pointing out the great dan ger tho country runs ot ultimate ruin through the machinations of selfish and unscrupulous millionaires, gives some very true and start ling facts. Among other things it says: “Tbey will control the Government in all its branches, executive, legislative and judicial. How j easy then will it bo to gratify a desire for hereditary estates I Who can compass the measure of possi bilities which are before such resistless power? He who has riches may be exalted as a mountain—the poor man must suffer and be ground in the' dust. With such a prospect before us, the revolution of all the Institutions wnich are now so sacred to us as a people—who can say that socialistic doctrines have not some excuse, some reason ? The danger that such a state of affairs may exist is not immi nent as yet, but it is casting its shadows before. It it comes it will be owing to blindness on the part of those who might prevent it. The cry of warning cannot be echoed through the land too soon—the people, while they possess the sovereign power which now is theirs, should resist the slightest en croachment on their rights and maintain them to the last." The Duty of the Press.—The many responsible duties which devolve upon the press throughout the country, are but little ap preciated by the public. The topics of discus sion are numerous, and in many instances the views of tho reader are wholly guided thereby. Sometimes the editorial bird wings its way into fanciful regions, or plunges into subjects ab struse and unintelligible. For instance the I’ Drych, a representative Welsh paper published in Utica, this State, in a leading editorial arti cle most truly remarks: “Ar bob bwrddgraig wastad yn yr ochrau, mewu parthau hollol anghysbeli, adeiladodd preswylwyr y graig eu haneddau ar leoedd y gallesid meddwl nad oedd yn ddichonadwy i neb fyned, oddigerth wrth raff neu dramwyi'au tanddaearol.” What do our metropolitan papers think of themselves now, after reading the above ? Not So in Olden Times.—Fifty years ago a man worth $10,000,000 would in this country have been considered a three-ply Croesus, and had it ever been mentioned that there was that much money in existence be tween New York and Kansas City, the man making the statement would probably now have over his remains a monument distinguishing him as the best liar of bis time. But now we hear of mon, accounted worth millions—even up to the hundred millions—and it is stated as a fact that the railroad investments in the United States amount to $7,000,000,000 ! Whew I And there are men who hang about the streets late at night to ask for a nickel to get a meal with ! $1,000,000,000 is more tfaan-Goliath could have carried in his vest pocket, but just think of $7,000,000,000 I It’s enough to take away the breath of a Democratic politician. What They Worry Over.—The Acad emr ol Sciences, we are told, is still worrying over the red sunsets. Now we have more in teresting problems than that to submit to that association, viz.: Why is it that a street-car conductor will ring in a smooth, bad quarter on a passenger on the down trip, in change for a standard dollar, and repudiate the coin if offered for fare on the up trip ? Again: Why do politicians,, when looking for office, stop you in the street, slap you familiarly on tho back, ask about your family, ask you to have a drink, and then ask you to vote for them, and when elected pass you by on the street as though you were a small-pox patient or a dunning creditor? It the scientists can explain these facts, they will be of more interest to the general public than the causes of red sunsets, or moonsets, either. History Repeating Itself.—There is so little room for absolutes novelty anywhere, that the history of all things from time to time finds repetition. Even in the matter of getting men into the ground after death peculiar cases are reproduced. In 1793, a Welsh squire, whose size was such that he drank eight gallons of ale in an evening, died suddenly. It was found necessary to use a derrick to lower the coffin containing his body into the grave. A few days ago a fellow countryman died whose remains employed the combined strength of ten lusty men toward an easy settlement into the final rest. There are very many though, we fear, who require more than a derrick to raise their souls into the realmsjof bliss, or anywhere near that much coveted locality. A Remarkable Fact.—lt is a re markable fact that nearly all the philanthro pists are wealthy. It takes money to be a phi lanthropist. Peter Cooper, Peabody, Girard, Horace Greeley, Benjamin Franklin, Wendell Phillips, and other public benefactors could not have been such had they been poor. They would have been like W. H. Vanderbilt and Jay Gould, who, while their hearts are over flowing with the milk of human kindness, are kept too busy fighting the wolf from the door to be able to d o anything for the benefit of their fel low beings. Mr. Vanderbilt thinks, however, that by close economy he may be able to leave enough behind for the erection of a monument to his many virtues. Cheap and Good.—ln “ Something to Read,” for March, there is the beginning of a . very interesting story entitled “ Strangely Part ed.” The same number contains tour novelettes complete, and many excellent short stories, to > gether with twenty-three illustrations. This ■ magazine is very cheap at twenty-five cents. She Didn’t Scream.— A young mar ried lady in Omaha unlocked her room recently atad saw a burglar standing at her dressing case. She didn’t scream; but, on the contrary, marched him to the station-house. It was a curious sight, this arrest. A big, strapping fel low, fully six feet high, with broad shoulders and heavy frame, came marching up the street, with his head hanging, and looking decidedly sheepish. Right behind him walked a little woman of average hight and slim bnild, but in her eyes was a determined look, and looking oven more determined was a five-shooter revolv er, which she carried in her right hand, with the muzzle in a direct line with the big fellow’s head. The pistol was cocked, and the prisoner knew, from the look in her eye, that a mis-step meant leaden pills for him. After the lady had turned hor man over to an officer, she put away her pistol. OAMB WITHIN ONE OF IT. Passaic, Feb. 6. Since we have attained Qur great wealth we have been looking about for a family-crest, as no family with any pretensions to respectability can possibly get along without one. AU of our forefathers were born in Brooklyn, but our groat-groat grandfather, who made his fortune on the high seize and is alleged by his enemies to have been a Spanish pirate, came over here just ahead of the Mayflower (tobacco) in a barge of bis own. Of course wo don’t mean to assert that any ot our folks were in the Garden of Eden, for our folks didn’t speak to the Adams family. The latter were too fond of gossiping with their neighbors and had their back fence full of bung holos, through which they told everything they knew and more too. Our folks Jjved ip a higher-toned portion of the town, ami only acknowledged the Adamses when forced to do so. It was Said that their grandmother was only a poor washerwoman. Anyhow,)Mr.Adams used to spell “paradise” as if he were referring to a raffle,and wiped his nose on his coat-sleeve when they were compelled to renounce the full evening-dress for stealing ap ples, and Mrs. Adams is known to have been of such plebeian parentage that she tied her gaiters with kindling-wood rope and used to wear her underclothes a whole month. This can be proven by neighbors who watch ed the clothes-line, and the Dispatch needn’t be afraid of a libel-suit, as we can prove all we say. Our folks wouldn’t evou travel with Noah, which proves that they wore pretty high-toned. They had a boat of their own, as our ancestors said that they didn’t propose to travel around with a skin menagerie. It was only a fake show, and the carrier pigeon racket was only an ad vertising dodge of the Tody or Jack Hamilton ot the day. It fell flat, however, for when they opened at Arrowroot there wasn’t a soul came to see the show, and the members of the family made up the whole audience and bribed the editor of the Arrowroot Weakly Mugwump to give them a spread, and announce that, “not withstanding the inclemency of the weather last evening, Colonel Noah’s Great Consolidated and Only Show on Earth drew a crowded boat at the Tiptop Menagerie last evening. The perform ance was instructive and pathetic, and there was not a dry Beat in the house.” Anybody can see that the editor was “soaked,” as it were, and such language did not mislead the public, and acted as a boomerang to all future efforts of the tramp concern. Tho floating population of the place all visited our folks’ instructive and religious show, and tho proceeds of the matinee performance were given for the benefit of the sufferers by the flood, many of whom were left homeless in con sequence of the high tide. If anybody can trace his lineage back any further than this, we would like to know it. Now, about the crest. We would like our readers to suggest a few coats-of-arms from which we can take our pick. We have thought of a bung-starter rampant, a kog with bottles for legs and free-lunch bowls for ears and other things of a like nature, but they hardly reach our idea of perfection. Perhaps some of our readers can help us. Please try. About Brooklyn, where we were born and have always resided, we have a story to relate. Our great grandfather came near purchasing the whole of tho village once for £25. A neer do-well of the bailiwick offered to sell it to the old gentleman for the amount mentioned and a day was fixed upon to close the bargain. The two met, and only a slight difficulty pre vented our family from owning the whole place, which is now worth millions. When the lawyer, who was present, began to question the would-be grantor, it was ascer tained that he didn’t own a foot of the town. History—family history—of course, also relates that there was another impediment and that was our great grandfather didn’t have the £25. It was quite a slight slip, wasn’t it? But when we think of the woman who came within one of having twins, we don’t know as we were so far out of the way of owning Brooklyn as wo might have been if there had never been any great grandfather and no other fellow. IN THE GLOAMING. In the gloaming, on, my darling. Where the little snow-heaps grow,. And the footsteps of your papa Softly come and softly go. When ths old man grabs his shotgun’ For some chump's head off to blow, Will you think of me and love mo As you did not long ago ? In the gloaming, oh, my darling. Think not bitterly of me— Tho’ I passed away in silence Left you lonely sot you free*— For I saw the bull-dog coming And I scooted hastily. It was best to leave you then, dear;; Best for you and best for me. SMALL CHANGE. At an evening party, the other night, they were singing plantation and when a Boston girl was asked to sing Uncle Ned,” she began: “There was an ancient individual whose cognomen was Uncle Edward, And he departed this life some time since. And he had no capillary substance on the summit of his cranium, In the place where the capillary substance should, by right, vegetate. Then relinquish the agricultural implements, Allow the violin to remain pendant to the wall, For there's no more physical enery to be displayed by the ancient Uncle Edward, For he’s gone to an abode, appointed by kind Provi dence, for all exemplary colored individuals to depart to. And when she got through there was only one live person in the room, and that was the host’s lunatic grandmother, who thought, all the time, that the singer was " a poor, dear, crazy thing.” A man with no arms and but one leg was recently arrested in Joliet, 111., for stealing a row-boat. The judge sentenced him to a. year’s hard labor in State Prison, and the sheriff had to carry him from the court-room on his, the sheriff’s, back. A man with no arms who can steal a row-boat would probably be able to do the hardest kind of labor. May be he was an Ohio man. It seems rather hard to keep the tele graph operators oiit of their wages, but, really, this is the first time wo over knew that they re ceived any. We thought that the companies had, all this time, been endeavoring to intro duce a new method of spelling. Come to think of it, they should receive something, even while learning. A bevy of sweet girl graduates in Paterson,’during the week told their admiring and enthusiastic relatives all about their future prospects in fourteen languages. Wait until those girls are polishing the kitchen stove and hear a ring at the door-bell. Then’s when the dead languages will be resurrected all at onee. The latest fancy of fastidous females is to wear little gold wires for fastening their shoes. This when nine-tenths of the husbands in the universe aro wearing bull’s-eyes in the seats of their trouserloons. They’ll want gold shoe-pegs next. Then they’d ought to get tho pegs—but not in their shoes. Grant, Sherman, Buell, Beauregard, and McClernand all differ in their accounts of the battle of Shiloh. Why not have have it fought over again in the presence of a referee ? —Detroit Free Press. ’Fraid o’ Cap’n Williams. | They’re doing it in the newspapers. Db. Myers says : “ Man lives in the lower rear of his brain, and by keeping that part warm, the whole structure is kept warm.” When we were young, our mother either didn’t think so, or she didn’t understand phrenology. She knew bottomy by heart, however, and tha same result was arrived at. A Brooklyn lawyer reports that he and the other members of his family experi enced a real earthquake-shock in the middle of the night during the week. Ha probably lied about the other members of the family and was endeavoring to crawl np stairs with his boots in his coat-tail pocket. “ Ha there ! ’ yelled a policeman, as he saw a man with a brocaded nose and two dotted eyes and a woman with a club following him, rushing past. “ Ha, there! Where are you runnin' to ?" “ Runnin’ to stop a fight!’’ gasped the man, as ho dodged around the cor ner and disappeared. A Passaic man recently entered. a f—" where a party of society ladies were seated, and immediately backed out through the door. When asked what was the matter he said: “Don’t let’s go in yeti Let’s wait a lit tle while 1 They’re jest goin’ to nuss their ba bies.” Twelve Bridgeport girls are each to give a reception, twelve young men are to be invited to each, and at the end of the season the girl who receives tho most votes for “beauty and accomplishments,” is to be considered the “ belle of the city.” We’d like to be poll clerk. Citizens are complaining of the high price of gas. Inasmuch as wo have to pay our legislators more than they are worth, somebody should invent a means of connecting taxpayers residences with the Senate Chamber. The King of Ireland got a little of his own medicine during the week, But why will people who are not accustomed to the use of weapons persist in using them ? Uneasy lies the ho'ad that wears a corn, Sulphur and molasses will remove all humor from the blood, and we think that Mark Twain must have looked like a cross be tween a match factory and a oanebrake when he wrote “ Shucks Skin.” Ginhead Lush Sullivan has been fined SIOO for endeavoring to knock a horse out. He knows enough to fight a winning fight every time. He don’t dare to tackle a mulo of his own size. Mrs. Tom Thumb is to marry Count Rosebud, and Commodore Nutt is to lead a midget bride to the altar. A well-known cigar box manufacturer has received an order for two beds. They won’t permit Edmund Yates to read any newspaper but his own. How the devil can they expect him to write his editor ials unless he has the Dispatch and a pair of scissors ? A Paterson editor says that a young lady never shows to better advantage than when playing on a violin. Oh, horrors ! Why didn’t somebody kill hinrbefore he had told it ? A New York divine says that “ roller skating is the devil’s device.” Certainly. How, in hell, (irreverent compositors will please note punctuation,) could the devil skate on ice ? There is an unusual scarcity of mar riages this Winter. ’Smatter ? Have the giddy little things been reading the newspaper re ports that the oyster crop is a failure ? The Democratic papers are predicting a large fire in tbe public buildings at Washing ton, between now and March 4th. We think the big fire will come after that date. General Chestnut, of South Carolina, died during the past week. So old Chestnut is dead, is he ? We trust that our friends with the B. C. stories will take notice. The correct Cabinet hasn’t been men tioned yet. We will say, for the benefit of our readers, that we do not propose to relinquish our position on the Dispatch. A Philadelphian named Mackerel was recently arrested for beating his wife. The judge remarked that he was too fresh and promptly salted him. A Scientist asserts that a bee is able to draw twenty times its own weight. ’S’at all 1 Oh! Maybe you don’t moan lift! We mean lift! Beecher asked Irving for a private box, and Irving snubbed him by refusing. The drama is fast drawing the line at the pulpit. Why don’t the liver-pad man accept Lieut. Melville’s offer? One of ’em slapped on to the North Pole might yank it home. The World asks in a headline “Is there poison in the dye ?” Undoubtedly. And there is also' die in tho poison. It is now settled conclusively that somebody dropped one ot Tennyson’s poems under the- Tower. GOSSIP ON THE SQUARE. There ib to be an artistic baom in Paterson, New Jersey, U. S. A., this week. A new Mary Anderson will come to dbbutantio judgment. She is a Mrs. Doctor Warner. Her stock in trade as an aspirant for histrionic fame consists, a» far as heard from, of personal beauty, irreproachable social standing, and artistic taste in dressing.. She is described to be about the same build as Mrs.. Langtry—a little heavier, perhapa, though no less divine; the same age; she has bonnie blue eyes and brown hair, shot with gold. Her complexion has been a subject of conflict for years; the impar tial have declared it to be nature's purest red and white; others, numbering all her rivals, denounce it as a combination ol kalsomine and cochineal. She has been undergoing the ordeal of coaching, her trainers being experienced, experts in that line of work.. She has attended all the leading perform ances in the season of the Opera House of that high art centre, and she has concealed until now, even from>her most intimate friends, her determination, as well as* her preparations, to be an actress and among ths actresses take her stand. Of her voice, whether it is best fitted for the so norous declamation of tragedy, the pathetic mewl ing of emotional drama, or the drawl of society cornedy>.nothing will bo known until to-morrow evening, when she makes her debuU Which it will be as Lady Teazle, In “The School for Scandal.” She lias a repertorie. She had studied—dead let ter perfect—various bright and shining as well as several old and dusty characters in the standard drama. Among others it is.asserted, sLe proposes during her series of efforts to revitalize with the creative power of her genius that long since dead and buriad rel\p of tho “ Palmy days” age—“ The Stranger”—so that once again we will have the funereal Mistress Haller mopping the tears of re pentance from her dismal face, and The Stranger wandering about like an undertaker in hard luck. It is also said that she is to be supported in this revival by the veteran Edmon 8. Connor—whose seventy-six years sit lightly upon the venerable brow from which the eyes that have witnessed the coming on and. the passing away of six generations of actors—still gleam brightly and cheerily. Now here is a chance for the critics to on their tap of gush. Especially is it an opportunity for the Hexaid end men Joe Howard and Go Free Williams, and the Herald Big Four headed by Poll Potter to. get in their fine work. Go to» Paterson, young men — and give JMrs. Doctor Warner a chance. Don’t back cap the lady’s soaring ambition with coldness and neglect. Mu. M. B. Curtis will make his first appearance this season at the Fifth Avenue Theatre, on Monday evening, February 16th, when ha will present* for tie first time in this city, his naw comedy, “Spot cash.” This play is a continuation of the haps and mishaps of Sam’l Plastrik, known as “Sam’l of Po sen,” and also of the career of the French woman, Celeste, who in this piece ia prima donna of “Les Bouffes Parisiennes.” Mr. Curtis is as breezy, cheeky, and humorous as ever as the commercial drummer, and Miss Albina De Afer ia also good as the French adventuress. Hartley, the artist, has just finished a bronze bust of Lawrence Barrett as Cassius, which has been presented to the Garrick Club, of London. The House Committee of that exclusive organization will place It in the main hail of their club house. Mr. Barrett is an honorary member of the club. Louis Aldrich’s new drama, entitled “Tho Old Dominion,” will probably be produced in this city in tne Spring or early Fall. It is intended to re place “My Partner,” with which Mr. Aldrich has so long been identified. In Austin, Texas, last week, the State Legislature adjourned and attended Roland Reed’s performance of “Humbug" in a body. This comedian appears to be popular in the Lone Star State. Kick’s Subprise Party and John A. Maokay will produce their very successful musical farce extrava ganza, “A Bottle of Ink," at the Brooklyn Theatre during the week. Marie Loftus, Ida Mulle,Vernona Jarbeau, Hattie Starr, and the great Cragg family are still with this popular organization. ■5 Emma Romeldi, the prima-donna an. nounced for last Sunday's concert at the Casino* has fully recovered her health and will positively appear to-night. Mlle. Romeldi returns to this city after an absence in Europe of seven years, where she has been successfully singing in Italy, Spain,Portu gal and In St. Petersburg, where she last appeared, she was suspected of being a Nihilist and was forced to leave on that account. She is an American and one of the successful singers that have gone to Europe. Her repertory includes the prim-donna roles in twenty-four operas, an* tiatlon. ue now ponding for her - pMrafi ■ I oft. in opera o{ t he ,ea«on. W. A. Mestayeb and Theresa Vaughn and their company in “ We, Us & Co.,*’ appeared all of last week in Brooklyn to crowded houses, and their amusing absurdity appears to have had its intended effect on the residents at the other end of the Bridge. To morrow these laughter-furnishing fiends will move on to Philadelphia, where they expect to conquer every theatre-goer of that wicked city. Minnie Palmer is playing limited engagements In the principal cities of the West. Her advance into that country has not been checked, and the little “ Sweetheart ” is correspondingly happy. When she appears at the Union Square Theatre in April, she will wear as a trophy the famous Cleve land diamond, valued at forty thousand dollars. After her engagement in this city she will go to Europe for two years, appearing in London, Paris and Vienna. Mb. Heinrich ConriiJd, who has been engaged by Mr. Rudolph Aronson as stage manager of the Casino, has arrived on the steamer Elbe. All ar rangements are now being completed for the opera comiqus representations, which to be presented at the Casino alter the first of May. Union Square Theatre,—lt is pleas ant to record that an audience which completely occupied the seating capacity and a large share of the standing-room of this theatre was present on Wednesday evening last upon the occasion of the first performance of a drama entitled “A Prisoner for Life." There were among the notables in the orchestra the “ Big Four ’’ of the Herald, as also its two End men. No first night is complete unless the Herald specialists occupy at least six orchestra seats. In accordance, of course, with Mr. James Gordon Ben nett's express orders that no attache of his paper other than the accredited dramatic critic shall be recognized as a deadhead or permitted the courte sies of free admission. As the Herald has no accredited dramatic critic, and as, since the senior Bennett’s departure from this vale of tears and Polo it has had no such dime museum novelty as a dramatic critic included in its staff—the theatrical manager is either obliged to seat the entire six, and as many more as may deem it their duty to “work the racket," or rislQfthe chance of their awful and crushing dis pleasure. The Markee de Bluepill, which bis family name is Bolivar (Patsy), was not present in a private box. The reduction in the prices of admission probably made him averse to the possibility of being elbowed by that large contingent of the wretched rabble, which believes in getting all it can at the lowest rate. The professional element was adequately repre sented—but in many instances it paid for its ad mission—which was a loss to divers of the adjacent beer mills, wherein it would have expended this amount of surplus capital. “The Prisoner for Life" is designated in the house programme as a romantic drama in five acts, adapted from the French by Mr. Louis Nathal. It is illustrated by a series of picturesque scenic set tings, which may be ranked as among the most ef fective of the many memorable efforts of the scenic artist of this house, Mr. Marston. The “Prisoner for Life" is a drama of effects; of situations which are the outcome of a pre-ar ranged plan, rather than of the natural sequence of a dialogue which should create the situations. In a word it is a play written according to form ulas of dramatic composition which belong to a past era of stage work. But, this being the case, is it the less acceptable ? It is not imperfect in its construction; it is not lack ing in interest, nor in consecutive action. It is ro mantic in that its incidents belong to the imagina tive, and not to the actual of human life. It is made up of the material from which all melo dramatic compositions in the present,as in the past, must gather their that is the Possible rather than the Probable. The events of “Monte Cristo" may have been and may be possible, but—in the regard of the intelli gence and the matter-of-fact temperament of the public of to-day—they are-enjoyed only because of their contrast with the realities of our time. The events of “A Prisoner for Life’* - are improb able, but they are not impossible. Nothing is im possible—except to get through an: orchestra gate past John Duff as a deadhead on l a Peoria profes sional card. Romanticism will always have its-place upon the stage; without it the drama would be lacking of its most potent element of attraction and: of interest. We have had enough of fact—of realism. The English playwrights have given us & surfeit of the Newgate Calendar and the Old Bailey. “A Prisoner for Life” is in the line of productions for which this theatre became famous in past sea sons. Its romanticism of storyand its effects are in the same category of those which insured the success of the “Two Orphans," “Rose Michel,” and “The Celebrated Case.” Their stories were possible,.but their probabilities-were vague. This drama is in its action dependant wpou the effort of a daughter to secure the escape of her father from a life imprisonment in &■ French fortress, caused by the macinations of an enemy—in which effort she finally succeeds. It introduces in its narrative some seventeen personages, none of whom are marked by the author with any special individu ality of character. All these personages, however,, are given an individuality by the members of the company represented in the cast, excepting those imperson ated by Mr. Barnes and Miss Sarah Jewett. Mr. Barnes—who is known as “ Handsome Jack Barnes,” made a most lugubrious-and dismal non entity of the Count, Prince De Valney—out of which, with its opportunities he should have made an im pressive and memorable impersonation. He was as devoid of strength and vitality as a stuffed image— and, let us say right here, that by his- inertness he sadly marred in more than one instance the effect of Miss Harrison’s work and the interest of the play. Miss Harrison as Mignonne.it should’be recorded, deserves the credit of, in a great degree, carrying the interest and.weight of the play with her. She was earnest and sincere in her impersonation. Miss Sarah Jewett, who, as the mother of Mignon no (the latter, according to the story, a girl of eighteen or twenty), apparently endeavored to appear in dress and facial make-up younger than her daughter. It was a relief to the audience that she did not enter the scene until the fourth act; : it was a blessing to the effect and action of the drama that she was not a factor in the work of the preceding acts. Mr. Stoddart as Larose, the deserter, gave an ad mirable and distinctive personality to-the character, and Mr. Tilton as Laroze'a bugbear and arch enemy —the Unknown—was sufficiently suggestive and villianous. The cast was, in its entirety, capably represent ed; the changes of the heavy scenic sets rendered the waits between acts, tedious—a fault which has since bean remedied— but to the falling of the cur tain on the last act, which occurred within a few minutes of twelve o’clock, the audience remained and was satisfied. It can be safely noted that “A Prisoner for Life” —with the pruning to which it has been subject ed—is a success. Not a great success, but one which in all probability will bring the present sea son to a profitable close. It is simply a romantic story of th® old time French school fairly told, amply illustrated in its scenic adornments; in its nature an adherence to the methods and quality of dramatic material which has brought to this theatre its greatest profit and the reputation by which it will be bast remembered in the traditions of the stage of our time. Madison Square Theatre. — Now then, here you are again, right side up with care original package—use no hooks—keep dry—marked 11 Private Secretary," care of the public—from Mal lory and Palmer. And so the “ Private Secretary " will continue until the public become tired of receiving it. When that interesting condition of weariness will occur is as yet a matter of mere conjecture. Matinees on Saturday. New Park Theatre. —“ McAllister's Legacy ” is being nightly repeated in the sight and hearing of audiences as large and as hilarously ap preciative as those which greeted it during the first week of its performance. It will be continued until the close of Messrs. Harrigan and Hart’s temporary lease of this theatre. Then they will “ take up the thread of their story’’ at tho Fourteenth Street Theatre. Fifth Avenue Theatre.—On Monday evening last Mr. Edwin Booth began the third week of his engagement with his familiar.impersonation of Richelieu. Aside from his work in the fourth act, he never gave a more tame and slovenly per formance of the character of the Cardinal upon the local stage. His support was even worse. The Barradas of Mr. Charles Kent had more the appear ance, enunciation, and action of an amateur front wood villain than those of a politician, courtier, and noble gentleman of the Court of Louis XIII. The De Mau prat of Mr. George R. Parks was weak and inexpressive, and the De Beringben of Mr. Nolan was a notable example of How-not-to-do-it. Miss Annie Clarke was an aged, but artistio and sometimes stagey apology for the loving, youthful, and ing Julie De Mortimer. The stage •'Vctogs were not startlingly appropriate, and 6f the thlrd act wm unworthy In It. on6apness not on)y o f M t , °° s P O9 discreditable to the local ma .-»gemont, as it was to that of Mr. Field. On Thursday’and Friday evenings, Mr. Booth wm seen at hU best as Bertuccio in “ The Fools Re venge.** During the past week, and more notably on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings, tha audiences complete’/ packed the house: so great in fact was the demand evel! for admiasioft that scores were turned away from the doors. Surely the name of Edwin Booth is a tower of strength—however he may act and whatever hia mood mav be. To-morrow—the commencement of the last week of his season, and on Tuesday and Wednesday even ings, he will be seen in a double bill—as Ruy Blas and Don Casar de Bazan. On Thursday and Friday evenings he will impersonate Richard 111. At the Saturday matinee, he will repeat Sir Edward Mortimer in “ The Iron Chest.’* Star Theatre.—Mr. Barrett and his company gave last evening in the presenoe of an appreciative, if not a very large audience, the final performance of “Julius Caesar." Of his impersona tion of Cassius, and that of Brutus, by Mr, James, we have already made comment. The present is the final week of Mr. Barrett's series of performances, and during it the most im. portant event of this—his most successful engage ment here—which in the interest of dramatip art has boen too brief, will occur. This ev&t will la Jhe production for the first time In this city, on to morrow e*<3fllhg, of Mr. Robert Browning’s three act tragedy entitled, " A Blot in the 'Scutcheon," and Mr. Alfred Thompson’s adaptation from the French of Theodore de Bguville’s drama in one act of “ Gringorie," to which is here given th® English title of “ The King’s Pleasure." In the tragedy, Mr. Barrett will impersonate the character of Lord Tresham—the character origi nally performed by Macready. In the t drama Mr, Barrett will be seen as Gringorie, the strolling pooU All the leading members of his excellent company will be included in the cast of these two productions. On Thursday evening and at the Saturday math nee, will be revived W. D. Howell's three act tragedy of “Yorick’s Love." On Thursday evening, Mr. Barrett will be seen for the first and only time this season as Cardinal Richelieu. Grand Opera House.—Mr. Gns Wil liams, otherwise and familiarly known as “Captain Mishler," a very worthy and efficient but eccentric police officer, whose precinct includes the entire country, and who for several seasons has been at the head of the theatre squad—was on duty her® last week. He arrested that slippery customer, th* public attention, and was the cause of attracting a series of large audiences into his temporary sta* tion. Captain Williams Gus Mishler laat evening closed his week of special duty here, and with his detail transferred himself to another station. To-morrow evening, and for the week, including the matinees os Wednesday and Saturday, the Sals* bury Troubadours will make themselves pleasantly welcome and hilariously acceptable in Mr. Ed. Kid der’s farcical comedy, which bears the trademark of “ Three of a Kind'," Of course the irrepressible “Nate" heads the subscription list with his usual large contribution of jollity and humor, which has heretofore proved to be the right thing in the right place for the health and' digestion- ©f the piaygoing public. Fourteenth Street Theatre.— On Monday evening last ;Mr. W. T. Carleton and bis English opera company made their first appearance upon the local stage. Since the formation of thia company it has been heard in its repertoire in tba leading cities of the West and has been the re cipient of more than ordinary favor, not only frosa the critical but the general public. That it deserved this recognition, the performance of “The Drum Major’s Daughter”—the Englishver sion of Offenbach's work —was an ample The cast was—without individualization and!with out note of the minor defects which were at time* notable in the work of its representatives—as a* whole, excellently impersonated. The choruse* were well given; the scenic setting and the cos tumes appropriate, and Mr. Carleton and Miss Dor* Wiley as the leading exponents oL the cast were> greeted with encouraging welcome and- cordial re calls. To-morrow evening “The Drum Major’s Daughter'*' will be replaced by “The Mascot." The cast will 1 , be as follows : PiPPQMr. W. T. Carleton. BottinaMiss Dora Wiley Prince Frederick Jessie Bartlett Davis- FiamettaMiss Rose Beaudot Prince Lorenzo Herr Gustave Adolph! Rocco Mr. Richard Golden People’s Theatre.—That “Bunch of Keys,” and the general hotel business with' whicifc the aforesaid rattling Keys exhibits so much hilar ious intimacy, were sufficient to attract a mighty showing of large and delighted audiences. To-morrow evening, and during the week, MT. J. H. Haverly’s company will be seen in their specta cular production of the drama of “Michael Strog hoff.” The drama will be illustrated with inter esting scenic effects; a ballet corps led by Mlle. Adele Cornalba; bands of mounted Russian-torch bearers, and other accessories, in which will be in cluded the appearance of nearly two hundred per-■ sons on the stage during the The usual matinees will be given od Wednesday and Saturday afternoons. The Casino.—“ Apajune” will be con tinned here until February 21st. On Monday, Feb, 23d, Washington's Birthday matinee, “Patience" i* to be presented, with an exceptionally strong cast. At to-night’s concert Mlle. Emma Romeldi, prim*, donna, will positively appear. Mr. Whitney Mock-- ridge, tenor of the Carl Rosa Opera Company, will sing “Salve Dinora” (Faust) and Hatton’s “Com® Live with Me," and Miss Henrietta Maurer, pian iste, is to play several selections,. Mr. Rudolphi Aronson is to conduct the orchestra, and among-th® . numbers to be interpreted are the ballet Etienne, . Marcel, Invitation a la Valse, La Giaoonda, Pizzi- - eati. Sylvia, Straus’s Nardseebilder Waizer, andV Aronson’s Jockey Galop. Tony Pastor’s Theatre. —For th®- current week, Tony facetiously announces that Mr,-. G. K. Fortescue will plead the baby act—that is t®> say, he will do the Baby in a burlesque which is all; his own, and which bears that generic name of-th* infantile section of the human, race. In this .h* will be nursed and cared for by Miss Helen®. Mortimer, who will make believe to be Baby’® sister. She will soothe the litfJe darling Baby with the touching nursery song of “In the gloaming/* and the Baby will, with a. precocity hitherto., un known in infant prodigies, cry aloud and warblasueh gems as “I wonder how much will it be,” and ba heard with more or leas effect in a medley of popu lar .airs. After Baby has hadihis airing, Messrs. Tierney and Wayne, the Three Ashtons, Frank Moran, Miss Myra Goodwin, Lillie Western, Messrs. Pickert and Moran, Mamie Learned and Mr. Shortis, the De Bar Brothers, and the Braham Brothers will individu ally and collectively fill the bill with their various specialties. Alsch—Tony Pastor. Matinees on Tuesday and Friday. Np» cards. Flowers need not be omitted. National Theatre.—Manager Hen mann, ever on. the alert to;gratify his patrons with, dramatic novelties, has secured and offers for th®, present week as his special attraction, Mr. Dicki Gorman, with his new drama in.five acts, entitled “My Hebrew Friend." Mr. Gorman will imperso nate the hero, Levi Isaacs, the itinerant peddler. will be supported by the entire company of the theatre. New scenery, will add to the interest of this performance. The variety olio which will,, as usual, precede the drama, will include many notables. Among these are Mr. Harry G. Richmond; the St. Felix Sisters, Henrietta and Charlotte, introducing their specialty of the “Poor Little Newsboy;” Mr. John Saunder® and his educated donkeys; Messrs. McAvoy and. Hallen, and the return of the ventriloquist and hu* morist, Mr. Alexander Wilson, in his sketch of “Begone Dull Care/’ The regular matinees will be on Tuesday, Thurs day and Saturday. The usual concerts will b® given this afternoon and evening. Bijou Opera House.—Ancl now then —here you are, Dixey, Adonis, The Simple villagß maiden, The Polished Villain, The Duchess, The wild and weird Dunstan Kirke-on-tap, The array of Pretty girls, Donnelly in front of the house on the rush. Audience large. And things. Mora Dixey. The Marble Family triumphant. Tableau; Quick curtain—stage door—around the corner. Refreshments—home. Come again next nlghU Matinee on Saturday*