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6 TRUE WORTH. BY L. E. B. By the pleasant fire they sat one night, Husband and wife alone. And they talked of the changes they had seen, And of how the years had flown; Of the sons, now scattered far and near, /nd the daughters wooed and wed; •‘jWe’re only two in the house once mor®, Oh, Mary, my wife 1” he said. •• When wo were alone, forty years ago. So young, and happy, and poor, There wasn’t a prettier girl than you, Nor a better one, I am sure. I promised you then I'd make you rich, If you’d only share my life; I’m worth a million pounds to-day 1 A million of money, dear wife I" •• How much am I worth?** she, smiling, asked. He looked in her tender face; He looked in her eyes, then closed his own. And thought for a little space. " You are worth the life I’ve spent with you, You are worth its richest joys; Yon are worth more gold than can bo told—- You are worth my girls and boys. •• You aro worth the years that are yet to come; You are worth the world to mo; O, Mary, there is not gold enough To say what you are worth to me 1” •‘Well, dear, I was worth the world to you More than forty years ago; A million is but a bagatelle To the whole wide world, you know. *• So, then, we have never been poor at allj Now isn’t it nice to know That you wore a million billionaire More than forty years ago ? We were happy then, we are happy now, So tell mo the difference. Frank T* •• It isn’t much,” ho said, with a smile; •• I’ve gathered a million from the pile, And locked it up in a bank.” THE WHITE MAM. BY ROGER STARBUCK. Her name, or where she came from, was a mystery to all aboard. A strange but a beautiful little maiden she was—picked up from a drifting, seal-skin canoe, near Hudson’s Strait, by the crew of the Now London ship “ Apollo.” For many days, the lone ship, with iee-piated bow, had vainly cruised in quest of the missing sealing bark “ Walrus,” which was commanded by the searching captain’s beloved young nephew, Carl Reefer, who, it was now feared, was lost, with all his men. Queer enough it was to fall in with a girl-waif afloat in this desolate region. But little she seemed to heed the cold or the gloom of the frosty clime. Merrily did she laugh when she saw the ship; somehow her voice had the tink ling sound of drops of ice falling upon the waters of a crystal cave. She wore a coat of white bear-skin, and, from a fur cap of the same material, her long, light, flaxen hair, powdered with the snow, which was falling, hung to the hollow of her back. Everything about her, except her eyes and lips, looked white, from her jaunty round hat to the soles of her gaiters, which were of white seal-skin. Her complexion was like the snow itself, her skin as smooth as ivory, and oven her eyes were of a light blue, but soft, brilliant, and full of expression. And yet they who caught the starry glances of those eyes felt as if a shaft cf ice had struck to their very hearts. Why was this ? It was a hard question to an swer, for never was maiden gilted with lovelier features, or with a more shapely head and face than she, and never was naivette, with child like innocence of manner, more plainly shown by a girl of fifteen. “ How white she is 1” said the captain to his second officer, Roberts—a dark, handsome youth of nineteen. “ How white she is I” muttered the boatswain, uneasily. “ How white! how white 1” echoed all the •rew. She could neither speak nor understand Eng lish, but she clapped her hands, as if glad to get .board that ship. The captain, by signs, inquired if she was not cold and hungry, and invited her to the cabin, where she could warm herself, and where the steward’s wife would procure her refreshments. She scooped up a little snow from the rail, and minced it with her pearly teeth. Then she rubbed more snow over her fingers and cheeks, as if to imply that she loved it, and was not : cold. “Eating snow!” muttered the superstitious , eld coxswain. “Does she mean she lives on it? ; Ay, it would seem so, and she has the look of a irost spirit, or something of that kind, come to bring bad luck to us all I” It was, however, soon shown that the White Maiden meant she had an appetite ; but, before entering the cabin, she picked up a quantity of ■ enow, put it on the capstan, and, to the surprise ' of all the officers, fashioned, with a skill truly , wonderful, a little snow-ship, with hull, masts, jib-boom, and even some ot the rigging. Around this she piled square' pieces ot snow, made to , resemble ice ; then, with one hand, she pointed to the image she had made, and with the other far way to the north-west, where fioes and col- , urnns of ice were dimly visible. The spectators thought it was easy to under stand hep meaning. , 11 A gll’p—a wreck in the ice, off that way, and she is from the wreck—come to tell us about it,” said the captain. “ Perhaps it is the very craft we aro in search , tn,” remarked the captain’s second officer, Roberts. , "There Was no women aboard the bark , •Walrus,’” said the captain. “Still ilioro is no knowing but that this girl may somehow have got aboard. We will look for the craft, and God grant that it may provo to be my nephew's, and that wo may find him sa’o and sound.” Days passed ere the ship could make any progress on Lor now course, owing to baffiing ■ winds and currents. The wind became colder, , and from truck to deck she was so sheeted with . ice, that it was hard to work her sails and rig ging. On the bow, tiro figure of the good Apollo, which was made of wood, and was hol low, became filled with salt water which had frozen, and now threatened to burst the image asunder. One morning, therefore, the captain had the statue brought to the atter-deek. It was how ever, so badly cracked in many places, that the carpenter said it was not worth repairing—that it might as wall be thrown overboard. The head with the ice in it had dropped off, split asunder, as if by a wedge, and the rest of tho image was almost ready to burst apart. Meanwhile, tho white maiden was often on fleck. Her childlike manners, sweet smiles and sp»J ,<, ’ ns eyes, frequently drew young RobertsToTer siaer When ho looked sad and gloomy, on account of the little jmpression he made on her, she would only laugh. «■ “ Roberts,” tho captain would say to tho sec ond officer, “ she is too white to have much heart. Take care.” • But the young man, fascinated, still followed her like a faithful dog. He seemed able to in terpret her slightest wish. He knew by the movements of her lips when she was thirsty, and would bring the nicest snowballs when they were to be had, for her to sip with her dainty tongue. Sho did net seem to care lor water. It was always snow, snow, snow, that she wanted. At her meals even, she must have a snow-cake on her plate. cuo l?Y ed ths snow-ehe reveled—she laugh- ■ 6d in it Ohl how queer and yet how charming she joiked, when the flakes were falling, standing on tip-toe to catch them in her little mouth ! And it seemed as if the show loved her. At times the sailors were startled to see thousands of the white flakes circling about her head. Al though this might have happened to any one standing in a snow whirlwind, yet the super stitious seamen would shake their heads, and mutter something about irost spirits coming to lead ships to their destruction in the ice. Waiting often on the little maiden, Roberts like to see her frosty shoes glimmer, as she tripped about the deck in the snow. One night his ardent words were poured thick and fast into her white ear, and although she could not understand a word ot English, she must have heard the beating of bis heart, and have known that he was declaring his love. She moulded tho snow with her nimble fingers, put something in his hand, and van ished. He looked at the thing she had given him, and perceived that it was the image ol a heart made of snow. No misunderstanding this ! she meant that her heart was cold to him. He became pale and thin—tbe ghost of his former self—and so absent and thoughtful as to slight his duties. Still he could not shake off tho strange spell of the whito maiden, and ho followed her like a slave. Tho captain, guessing the cause of his sad neglect of duty, sternly ordered him to keep away from the girl in future. But the youth disobeyed them, and a few nights after his rejection, he again stood by the whito maiden. The ship now lay anchored near tho coast of an island, close to Frobisher Strait. She could proceed no further at present, on account of the ice ahesd of her, and Captain Robinson, tired of his useless search, on tins course, had resolved to change it for another, next morning. “ Better throw that figurehead of Apollo over board,” he had said to Roberts, who had the watch as he went below. The imago of tho wooden Apollo lay near tho round-house, ait, but Roberts had forgotten about it, the moment the white maiden came on dock. All the other officers were below—tbe ship being at anchor—and every one of tho crow, save a lookout, who sat half asleep in the galley, were in the forecastle. The snow was falling, and the charming girl wait stood anklo deep in it by tho capstan, as the infatuated young sailor took his placo by her side. When, an hour later, a man came on deck to relieve his shipmate, the lookout, Roberts, in his long cloak and slouched hat, still was there by the capstan, trying to talk to the white maiden. Twenty minutes later, peering ;rom the gal ley, the watcher behold Roberts alone by the capstan, his companian, probably, having gone below. Struck by the motionless, statue-like attitude of the young man, the lookout ap proached him. The rim of the hat and the high cloak collar nearly concealed the face, but, by the lantern’s light, tl>o sailor saw some of it, the ghastly, al most dazzling, whiteness Of which otaiUod hint. He pronounced the officer’s name, but, receiv ing no reply, he drew nearer, and, lifting the hat. to get a glimpse of the face, he sprang back with a scream of horror. That which he bad seen was not a face, but a white, frozen ball ot snow, without features. Up came o Heers and men, drawn by tho cry of tho lookout. Lanterns were brought, and tbe captain pnlled aside Roberts’s cloak from the motion less figure, to behold a man’s form, and yet only tho image of a man. Yes, there was the breast, with the form of the ribs showing; there were the arms, the legs and the feet, all perfectly shaped, but all of solid ico I Only the head was not perfect -was a mere snow-ball, white and shining, which, in tho opinion of some of the superstitious sailors, added to the horror of the metamorphosis which had been wrought. “ Ay,” gasped the lookout, “ twenty minutes before this I saw Roberts here alive, talking to that white maiden, and now——” He concluded by pointing at tile form of ice, while the old coxswain, the most superstitious of all aboard, shook his head ominously and said: “ There’s no way to account for this, mates, except that that white maiden was, as I thought, a frost spirit, and has changed tbe young sec ond mate into ice, as you see, to punish him for following her up, so 1” The captain and some of the sailors laughed incredulously; others solemnly-muttered that there might be some truth in what the coxswain said. “ Pooh ! we'll soon find Roberts,” the skipper remarked. A search was made, but, although tlie ship was ransacked, neither the second officer nor the white maiden could be discovered. The oanoe, however, which had been kept towing alongside, was missing, and this looked as if the twain had gone off together. The old coxswain shook his head. It was his belief that the frost spirit had gone alone, after transforming her would-be lover into ice. But when morning came, the white maiden’s canoe, containing two young men, beside the girl, was seen emerging from a channel in the ice 1 It was soon alongside. One of the young men was Roberts, and the other, to his joyful sur prise, the captain recognized as the person he had so long searched for—his beloved nephew, Carl Reefer. As he embraced his handsome young relative the eyes of the white maiden sparkled brighter than ever, and now, for the first time since they had seen her, the men noticed that her cheeks were suffused with rosy color. Explanations were made by Roberts. The girl-waif bad divined, by marks on the captain’s charts, that ho was going to change his course on this day. By signs she had, therefore, ou the previous night, given Roberts to understand that she wanted him to go to a certain part of tho coast with her. Her wish to him was law. He had consented, but, in order that the captain might not too quickly notice that he had gone off with the girl and start in pursuit ho had resorted to a stratagem. To execute this, ho had resolved to use the wooden image of Apollo, lying near, but on his lifting it with great difficulty and placing it up right against tho capstan, tho wood all burst apart and fell off, leaving the ico, which had fill ed the hollow, uncovered. He had then thrown the wood overboard, and the white maiden having made a large snowball, placed it on tho shoulders of the icy form to serve for a head, after which he had put on his cloak and hat, as already shown, thinking that, should tho skip per happen to come up to take a brief look, ho would not notice the deception, but would be lieve the figure to bo that ot his second mate. Having then donned another coat and hat, which he had in the round-house, Roberts had entered the sealskin canoe with the girl, who paddled it through a channel in the ico to a part of the coast not far off, where, to his sur prise, he found an underground hut, containing Captain Bronson’s nephew and fifteen men—the ; crew of the bark “ Walrus,” which had been stoven in the ice months before. Enough pro visions and other useful things were saved, however, to last the sailors lor a long time. The white maiden, with her father, was ' aboard the " Walrus ” when it was stoven. Her name was Catharine Laskotj and she was the daughter of a Russian mate, whom Carl Reefer had shipped at Halifax, where the vessel touch ed for repairs a few weeks out from port. The young captain took this man in place of his : other mate, who had been lost overboard. The Russian’s daughter accompanied her father, : and as Carl knew a little of the language, he ' was able to converse with her. The two fell in ' love with each other, and were engaged to bo ' married. On the day before she was picked up by the : crew of the “Apollo,” the girl had ventured out in the ice in the sealskin canoe, which had been bought by Carl from a native. The lee closing ronnd her had hindered her return, and she ' had lost her way. When at last tbe “ Apollo,” with her aboard, as described, reached its present locality, she 1 recognized the part of the coast near which the castaways had their quarters, by a rock, the ‘ top of which was shaped something like a cross, . She was therefore anxious to go to tell her friends of Captain Robinson’s arrival before he should leave the place, aud she took Roberts ■ with her in order that he might help hor in case she should need assistance to work her light craft through the ice. There is little to add. All the castaways were finally taken aboard the “Apollo,” which then sailed foj; homo Witeite Sufi Saiely arrived at last. Not long after Carl Reefer married Catharine Laekof, the white maiden, who proved to be an excellent wife. As lor Roberts, he pined for a while, but fin ally consoled himself by marrying a prety, flax eß-haired Prussian girl ot seventeen. TALKS WITH THE BOYS. BY M. QUAD. Take the worst mud-puddle along the high way, and when it freezes up the ice will be as clear as that cut from tho river. Haven’t you often wondered at this ? Wouldn’t it seem reasonable to expect the ice to be the same color as the water ? Why isn’t it? That's the keynote of my subject. Dame Nature has some very curious ways, my boy, and this is one of them. In Summer she'helps that mud-puddle to render itself offensive to the eye and the nose—in Winter she alone puri fies it. When her cold, frosty fingers begin to dabble in the waters of the sloughs and ponds and bayous she begins to purify. As the freez ing process is carried on tho water is refined, and when the ico comes you see it clean and transparent. Nature may not be able to squeeze out all the weeds and sticks from this nond ice, but it would surprise you to see what’she does cast aside in the process of purification. The 'first hint of how to make artifloal ice must have come from a man who had closely studied. Nature s ways. Before the war all tbe ice used in the South was shipped from the North, afid it had a ready sale at $3 per 100 pounds. Many ships were engaged in the trade, loading the ice on the New England coast and delivering it at Charleston, Savannah, Mobile, Galveston and other points. Much of this ice was naturally lost in the handling, and the high price made it ar; article of luxury. The invention of a process by which ice could be turned out in large quantities at very low rates was, therefore, hailed with great satisfaction. There is not now a city of any size in the South without its manufactory, and ice can be had at retail for $1 to $1.50 per 100 pounds. No North ern ice can find a market except along the seaboard. I have seen, ou three, different oc casions, lumps of Northern ice and cakes of ar tificial ice placed side by side in the sun, and in each instance the artificial lasted much the lo‘ng est. And how as to the manufacture: There are two processes, but we will take the simplest, which is called the ammonia process. The building may bo an old barn or rough shed, and the engine ol from ten to twenty horse-power. As I saw the operation in a Georgia town, they pumped the r water from a canal, and it was too muddy for a fish to live in. Fill a barrel with it to stand over night and there would be two inches of mud in the bottom of the barrel next morning. . The water is first pumped into a large con denser, and is there purified and passed to con denser number two. It is again purified, and is then pumped into the baths. Each bath is a huge square bin, provided with apertures lor holding ninety-six tin molds. These molds aro sixteen inches long, eight wide and four thick, and are open at the top. Each can, when filled with water, is placed in tbe bm in a compart ment by itself, and a large lid shuts down over all. As the water reaches the molds it is so clear and transparent that you could easily perceive a grain of sand at the bottom of the can. Through the bins and around the cans ammonia gas is constantly circulating in pipes, and salt water is churned about and kept in constant motion by means ot paddles worked by machinery. It takes seventy pounds of salt to make a “ bath” for three bins holding 288 molds, and it is renewed once a week. One barrel of ammo nia will last a small factory like the one I am describing about ten days. Let the factory start with all the molds full of water, and it is only about half an hour be fore the men begin to take out iee. The molds are lifted out of the bin and carried to a vat of hot water and dipped. This loosens the ico, and it is flung on a table. Each cake weighs twenty pounds, and three of them are placed together to freeze solid. This makes a cake sixteen inches long, twelve inches thick, and twenty-four inches wide. It is so perfectly clear that it reflects your image like a glass, and you can read newspaper print through three feet of it. There is the engine pumping up the muddy water an one end of the old building, and the men handling the purest, nicest ice you ever saw at the other, while between them are only a few tanks and pipes. It seems wonderful, doesn’t it ? In Summer it is a common thing in New Or leans and other Southern cities to see blocks of , artificial ice in the windows of restaurants with quail, rabbits, aud other game frozen in them. One who does not understand that it is artificial i ice is fain to wonder how on earth the articles i got in there. , And in connection with this ice question I want to drop a hint to the farmer boys of the North. There is hardly a farm in any county • on which a fish-pond cannot be made. You I want clean, clear water to feed it. It the inlet . is a creek, you must arrange matters in such a , way that during high water, when the water is NEW YORK DISPATCH, MARCH 29, 1885. ■ muddy, it can bo diverted from tho pond. A • flume or race, or pipe from the creek to tho pond can be closed up any time. Perch, bass, mullet, suckers, bull-heads, pike and other varieties will live and thrive in a pond on the farm, and in time the farmer will have fish to sell at the nearest market. There is amusement, recreation and profit all in one, and when Winter comes, this same pond will yield all the ice wanted at the farm-house during tho Summer. There are many of these fish-ponds in the South, and the owners are making big money from the sale of fish alone. I have seen them fed by a pipe running from a windmill and a tank a long way off, and again by a flume leading off a creek. Any natural sink or basin will make the lake if you can get water enough, and the fish should be fed now and then with bread crumbs. The farmer’s boy who will go into this will have more sport than in hunting and more profit than in selling eggs. A BTUDY_OF_HANDS. WHAT A FRENCHMAN THINKS. From the New Orleans Times-Democrat, The true character of the hands is to be sought for in their movements. It is in their power of expression that tho orator, the singer, the actor find the inexhaustible source ot their finest ef forts. In pain, in prayer, in joy, when tnan commands or when he supplicates, his hands uplifted, lowered, or hovering in space, seem to be sowing his thoughts in air, just as grain is scattered to the winds by the sower. In all our social relations is not the hand the veritable medium of exchange between hearts ? It gives the welcome, it opens hospitality, it seals friendship. It is by the hand that we convey the visible sign of the bond which unites two af fections or two destinies. And what as to that still stronger feeling which 1 dare not name ! If the hands were good for nothing else, would not their value in this regard seem to us inestimable as a talisman ? Except the feet, which are a little too low and too far away, tho hands constitute those parts of the body which can be extended to the great est distance; and when there aro two young people alone, it seems that, by some providen tial arrangements, their hands' instinctively ap proach each other when extended. We may look at other portions of the person, but that is all I—while we can take the hand, or can give it; in fact it is not simply a pleasure to . do this, but an absolute duty, and under cer tain circumstances politeness demands'that the hand bo kissed. Wo may therefore say that the hands are the dragomans and the ambassadors of the soul; and that to their kindly offices most hearts owe their alliances, since,' at certain difficult mo ments, they can express what the lips would never dare to say. There are very striking relations between the expression of the face and tho part played by the hands. Careful observations will reveal the fact that an impassive face is never to be seen in the same person whose hands are char acteristically active in gesticulation; nor is a highly expressive Jface ever seen in those whose hands aro always motionless. Of course every man makes more or less gestures;—of course character, education, habit, race, all have more or less influence in regard to the expressive ness of gesture; but these same influences in variably affect the play of the features also, and show themselves in a similiar manner. Before attempting to enter into any analysis of the movements of the hand, however, we must lay down one general rule: viz, that usually tbe activity of the hands, as well as the mobility of ths physiognomy (outside of all special influences of character or surround ings), is an almost certain sign of cerebral activity, and consequently of intelligence. We often meet in society persons who can never re main a minute without handling something, or who keep moving their fingers all the time if they have nothing to handle; such persons are nearly always persons of great intelligence. Their hands, irritated by inaction, are like those fine [thoroughbreds who paw the ground with impatience to begin the race. And it is highly important to notice this tendency in children; lor it augurs well for their future in telligence. In regard to the movements of the hand we can classify according to a few general princi ples. Whatever tends to open, to spread out the hand, signifies clearness, breadth, truth, sim plicity, facility. Whatever feeling causes the hand to clench 1 itself, to close, to diminish its appearance, is connected with obscurity, limitation, doubt, i complication, difficulty. The more energetic and rapid these move ments are, the more violent and sudden tho feeling or the intellectual action which inspires : them. There are certain gestures which have be come so identified with certain sentiments that ■ their mere definition is equivalent to a verb. We say “ show one’s fist,” for “ threaten;” we say “ point one’s finger at a person” to designate malice. The gestures of designation, of warn ing, of precision, indicated by more or less ten sion of tho index-finger, are too well-known to dwell upon. We press tho fingers flat upon tho forehead to recall a memory; the open hand to concentrate thought. We rub or scratch the forehead in trying to think how to get out of a difficulty; a man often scratchts his ear when he feels em barrassed. And as one scratches also when bothered by a flea, the saying “ he’s got a flea in uio o»j” IS applied to a man who does not know what to do. To finger one’s chin, to caress it often in suc cession, expresses, in common belief, ijelißera tion, the search for means to fulfill a purpose. Finally, to rub one’s hands together—a sign of joy—has passed into common parlance (se frailer les mains') as an expression indicative of joy, self-congratulation. The same thing may be said of clapping the hands, which has always and among all people been accepted as the sign and metaphor ot enthusiasm. The snapping ot one’s fingers is also a mark of joy. [The Latin verb applaudere signified orignally “ to* strike tho hands together.”—T.] To put one’s thumb to one’s nose (fairs la nique) while the other fingers are vertically ex tended and agitated, is a gesture of mockery among nearly all civilized peoples. Why? I think it is because the principal effect of this gesture is to render the nose temporarily snub bed—which is done by the pressure of the thumb, white the other fingers are pointed at tho person ridiculed. “Snubnose I—snubnose” —that is tbe interpretation of this finger-tele gram, which is equivalent to saying, “ You are a fool I” It is also interesting to note—as a vestige of antique beliefs that have long ago disappeared ih France—the gesture, which consists in re taining the two middle fingers with the thumb, , aud holding up the index and little fiugers— • what we call "fairs les eornes.” The ehilclren , who use the gesture for pure mischief or deri sion doubtless never suspect that they are re- • peating an ancient sign of adjuration to drive away the evil spirits, or to conjure the Eoil Eye. . This gesture is still very popular in Italy, ospe- • oially at Naples, where many folks believe them- . selves hopelessly lost if they had not about them • a little amulet of horn, or a little carved hand , with two fingers open, to preserve them from the jeltaiura. Agony also has its gestures—the automatic ; repetition of two or three movements, always the same, and always tho infallible forerunners . of death. Tho dying man pinches his bed- , sheets between the finger and thumb, or lifts ' up his forearm and moves it in a curve, as ' though trying Vo ward off something. Such are the last gestures of this living statue which we have summoned from its pedestal to endow it with all the expression that nature and soul can give. A moment more, and tho great, vail ot death, like a stage-curtain, falls upon the drama of the physiognomy. Reason is extin guished; feeling has departed; the eyes are blind; the mouth is dumb; buteven in those su premo moments tlie bunds still move as though they were trying to cling to life. We shall make only a brief observation upon the manner of turning the hand. In all expan sive sentiments—such as frankness, confidence, conviction, affection - the geeturer displays his hands with tho palm upward. Among the Mohammedans, who have the re ligious feeling so strongly pronounced, prayer is said with the arms extended upward, and the palms turned toward heaven. The same ges ture is made in the Catholic rite at the most solemn moment ot tbe service. The contrary is observable anywhere in the ordinaav manner of giving one’s hand. While a trank handshake is given with the hand offered palm up, a coldly polite or reserved greeting is the reverse; certain hypocritical or timid people never open their hand in an open manner. Gen erally speaking, to offer the hand palm down wards is a sign of repulsion or distrust. This may be fully confirmed by noticing whether the arm refuses to bond, or whether if drawn forci bly toward you the palm still remains turned down by reason of the play of the articulations of the bones of the arm and wrist. For wa know that in all feelings of repulsion tho arms are naturally drawn close to the body. The palm is the face of the hand; it is the principal seat of touch; it is by means of its surface that we place ourselves in contact with objects and with men; it is par excellence the medium of communication with all that sur rounds us. This is why the more such commu nication is sympathetic and desirable, the more we feel inclined to let that part of us most sen sitive to impressions bear witness to our feelings. It seems to me that what wo call “the zone of gesture” deserves remark. If we consider the degree of elevation to which each gesture is raised, we can, perhaps, generally divine with correctness the classes of thoughts to which it belongs. If the hand, in making its gestures, is elevated as high as the head, or nearly so, it is because it is bearing witness to a purely in tellectual operation. If it is lifted to the neigh borhood ot the heart or the epigastrium, it is testifying of feeling only, in order to give the ■ expression of that feeling more communicative • power. If it is brought lower than the waist, its , gestures simply emphasize determinations of the will—actions or facts over which neither ia- ■ telligeuce nor feeling have control. ’ Beside the mere observation of facts which i anv reader can verify for himself, I may add . that the invariable law of symbolism finds a I verv plausible application in this matter ;it is i in (ho nature of every intelligent or sensitive being to bring its instruments of expression [ close to that part which is the seat of the feeling i to be expressed, and man accordingly raises his ' hands to his head or to his heart to witness i what he thinks or feels, precisely as an animal t displays its graces to the best advantage when , it tries to please, or licks its wound when it is , hurt. Eugksb MpuTON. , THE DETROIT SOLOMON. A FAMILY ROW—HE WAS EMBAR RASSED-CALLING HIS DOG. I - A FAMILY ROW. “ This, as I understand it,” said his Honor, as Mr. and Mrs. Cotton were walked out after the latest Paris style, “ is a family row.,’ “ Yes, sir,” she replted. Trouble—trouble— Turmoil and trouble,” replied Mr. Cotton as he worked his face into a more solemn look. “ Well, you both ought to bo ashamed of your selves. If you can’t agree, why don’t you sep arate ?” “It isn’t my fault, your Honor,” said the wo man. “ It's bad enough to have to live in pov erty and want, having nothing to do with, and a full meal only now and then, but when you put his silly conduct on top of that I can’t stand it.” ” How vain this strife In this short life,” solemnly answered the husband. “That's what makes all the trouble, sir. He is constantly talking in that strain, and he can’t ' even ask me to pass the taters without spouting a rhyme about it. I’m a hard-headed, sensible woman, and when the children are crying for bread I don’t want any poetry about it.” " And yet how cold And drear and cheerless Would life be but for the poet/’ announced the husband. “ Is he light-headed?” asked the court. “ No, sir. Up to a few months ago he was all right, but then he got theatricals on the brain and began to talk this way. He says he was born to be the king of all tragedians.” “ Mr. Cotton 1” sharply exclaimed his Honor, “ I want this nonsense ended 1” “ I listeneth, oh ! king 1” “ Bosh ! You want to drop this mockery and go to work and support your family. If you won’t agree to I’ll put you where they’ll cure you within a week.” ” I’ll tread the boards, me lord, Before a shouting multitude.” Said Mr. Cotton. “ No, you won’t! You’ll tread right up to the Work-house on a thirty-day sentence I” “ I tread, me Lord 1” “ Good-by, William 1” called the wife. “ Y’on’ve brought this on you by your own fool ishness, and I hope it will provo a good lesson to you.” “if it doesn’t,” added the Court, “ I’Ll make his noxt term six months I” HE WAS EMBARRASSED. “Is this—is this a court ?” whispered Samuel Small as he balanced on the mark. “This is a court,” answered his Honor. “Do you want me to own up that I was drunk ?” “ Well, if yon would it would save me some trouble. Why don’t you speak right up so that I can hear you ?” “I—l will, but I’m embarrassed—very much embarrassed.” “ Oh, well, you’ll get over that after being jagged a few times. Haven’t you more sense than to get drunk and lie down in the street such weather as this ?” “ Y-yes, sir. It was the first time in all my life.” “ Took something for the toothache, I sun pose ?” “ N-no, sir—it was for the stomachache. If you’ll let me go I’ll never have the stomachache again 1” “Young man, beware ! you are standing on the brink of a precipice 900 feet high 1 Don’t fool with whisky any more I” " N-no, sir.” "Yon can go.” “Thanks, sir. You are the noblest of Judges.” . The prisoner had been gone about two min utes when the officer in the case came forward and said: “ Your Honor, that chap has guzzled more whisky than any five men in Detroit I” “ Shall I run after him and tell him you for got something?” asked Bijali, but tor reply he received such a heartless, stony, blood-curdling look that he wilted away as fast as possible. CALLING HIS DOG. “ George Schmidt, you disturbed the peace.” “ Vhell, 1 like to know how dat vhas ?” “ You were making a great noise on a public street.” “ I vhas calling my dog, Shadge. If I calls him in a whisper he doan’ come to me.” “ Officer, how was it?” “He was whooping and howling, sir.” “ Oxouse me, Shudge, but my dog vhas half a mile avhay, und if I doan’ whoop how shall he know I like to see him?” “ Mr. Schmidt, you must teach yonr dog to come without whooping,” “ Oxactly, Shudge. I buys a fog-horn und he comes vlien I plows fur him.” “I shall tine you three dollars.” “ You vhill I Vhy I take two dollars fur der dog !” “ Makes no difference. Cash down or np you go.” “Vhell, I pays dermoneyund goes home und kills two dogs ! It dis vhas some shustioo oh mo I kill more ash ten dogs to get oven, und doan’ somepody forget him 1” LITTLE JACK’S STAR. IN IMITATION OF CHARLES DICK fcNS. One night he was awakened by the gusts which rocked the house and shrieked their anger at not being strong enough to overturn it. The boy sat up in bed and cried out in alarm, but just then he caught sight of a star through hisjwindow, a rosy-faced, winkin”, blinking star which seemed to have dodged from behind a gray clond on purpose to look at hi&i. “If tho star isn’t afraid I won’t be !” whis pered the boy to himself, and he was comforted. Tho wind blew stronger than ever, and now and then a cloud hid tho winking star for so long a time that the boy feared ho had lost it forever; but by-and-by it reappeared, and it was smiling and laughing at him as his eyelids grew heavy and he slept again. Next night the heavens were at rest, and the star smiled and frolicked and visited with the boy until the bells tolled midnight before he slept. It was tho same night Sifter niglij, and by-and by, if the star was hidden by tbe clouds, the boy prayed that no harm might befall it, and that it would not journey away and become some other child’s star. And by-and-by every one in the family spoke of tbe star as Little Jack’s star, and as it blazed forth in the heavens they said among them selves : “ Ah ! there is Little Jack’s star, and wo know he is not afraid.” As time went on the boy grew thin and pale and weak, and the hour came when he could no longer leave his bed. Tears filled the eyes of those who bent over him, but the boy’s eyes were dry. As the night camo on they even glis tened with hope and enthusiasm. “If my star will only come I” ha said; and when the darkening night had brought it forth he would whisper:' “ Wasn’t it odd how you came to see me on that stormy night? I have loved you ever since, and if you will but wait a little while I will join you up there - ?” One night tho watcher at the boy’s bedside heard him saying: “ I thank you ever and ever so much, but to night will be the last night. To-morrow night I shall be with you, and together we will look down upon the children ot earth and make them our friends.” In an hour the boy was dead. There were eobs and tears and lamentations, and no one thought to look for the star until it was too late. When night camo again, however, tears were wiped away that eyes might behold the star. It was there, in its old place, but it seemed so much larger and brighter that all cried out: “ Little Jack is there with it, and he is look ing down upon us with such happiness in his soul that the star has become a blaze of glory I” THE KISSING SHADOWS. A Short Story of Stolen Sweets—Scenery Just Too Lovely.” From the Cartersmile (.Ga.) American. I was coming up from Cedartown on the East and West one afternoon not long since. In tho roar of the coach I eaw a young couple who seemed to bo very deeply interested in each other. The young lady w’as well dressed and had nice manners. Her eyes were bright, her cheeks rosy, and her lips vermilion. The young couple appeared to be much pleased with each other, aud, in spite of their surroundings, were indulging in soft speeches and melting glances. After a while tho young tuan suggested that they go out on the roar end of the coach and en joy the beautiful scenery. The afternoon was bright, and the sun was shining across from tho west in a genial way, casting long shadows to ward the east. The train sped along through fields, over bridges, and around curves, and, in my admiration ot the fine farms to be seen from my window, I had almost forgotten the young couple on the coach. Tho train was gliding through an open field when my eyes fell on the shadows of the young couple reflected against the embankment on the side of tho coach where 1 was sitting. I could distinctly see the outlines of their figures and the profiles of their faces—even the motion of the young man’s lips and tho shadow of the young lady’s eyelashes could be seen. It was amusing to look at, and I called the attention of my neighbor on the next seat to it. Soon almost every one in the car was watch ing the shadows. The young man seemed to be i very earnest and the young lady very attentive. ; Gently, and as if by accident, the shadow of the ' young mau a arm glided around tho shadow of ' the young lady’s waist and the shadow of the young man’s lips were seen to “ pucker ” and i dive at the space between the shadow of the I young lady’s chin and nose. . The passengers in tho train became deeply in i terested, and as the shadows would meet time > after time a titter would run up and down the i line inside the car. “ Dippin’ sugar,” said one ' old fellow down in the corner. It seemed that i I could almost see the sparks of electricity fly j out of the shadows ou the bank as the lips came 1 together. i About the time the whistle blew for town and s the young people came in looking harmless and innooent-like and the young lady remarked. " Wasn’t the scenery just too lovely ?” “ Sweet would have been a better word,” said the old fellow in the corner in a qniet undertone, and everybody lauglfed like he had said something funny. THE BAY MULE. Deacon Boker Dilates on His Kicking Powers. the San Francisco Post.) The other evening, the old crowd, consisting of Biteoff Bowdown, Possibilities Jones and Clincher Hangdown, was sitting in front of Jake Jbhnson’s corner grocery, on Pacific street, talking of the chances to sell Totes at the next election, when Deacon Boker came ronnd the corner and took his accustomed seat on the pile of grindstones, which Clincher Hangdown va cated for his accommodation. “I tele you what, gem’n,” said the deacon, as he settled himself, “I jes’ seen a muelscrape aroun’ dere, on de hill, dat brung back de scenes ob my earlier days when I owned de kickenest mule in all dese parts,” and the old man bowed his head in silence, as if grave thoughts were flitting through his brain. “Caint yer tell we’ns about dat ar muels,” asked Possibilities Jones, seeing a prospect for a story irom the old philosopher. “ Well, I reckin I kin,” replied the deacon, “but it brings up berry harrowing scenes, soch as yer caint see in dese ungoderate times. I beliebe it war in de Fall ob ’62, data meek lookin’ chap cum aroun’ and Wanted ter sell me a bay mule for sixteen dollars. It wor a port-lookin’ animile, an' I’saminedhim all ober an’ found he war as sound as a peach-stone. So I borrered some of wife Nichilobel’s wash money (de bank being closed), an’ 1 bought dat muel; but oh 1 it war a mortal mistake, kase he war de dingdist kicker an’ striker dat eber wore a shuck collar. “Do day I bought him I rid ober to Parson Brown’s for an afternoon chat, an’ de furst thing I saw dat muel argy wid war Jim Wilson’s bull terrier. He cum out at de heels ob dat muel an’ barked. But, my frens, jes’ put it down as a fao’ dat he didn’t yelp only wonst; den de bay mnel squatted and reached fur dat pup. All I remember ob Beein’ was jes’ a faint glamor ob bulldog wafted ober Bill Bowen’s barn, an’ den all was still. “ I tied de muel at de front gate ob de Par son’s, an’ we sot on de poach an’ smoked an’ talked about de scasity ob chickens an’ Oder necessities ob life. De parson had a lineback steer dat was uncommon pesky, mean, an’ sas sy, an’ dat steer cum aroun’ an’ hauled at de muel. De muel didn’t say anythin’, but jes’ dropped one eah an’ hel’ still. Den dat steer cum cluster an’ reached with his ho'n fur dat nruel’s short ribs. Do muel seemed kinder like as if he was tiokerlish, fur he teetered aroun' a little, an’ den reached forth an’ busted dat steer in de stumffiick till de whites in his eyes was as big as tea-saucers. “ ‘ Yer better look out fur yer steer, Parson,’ says I, ‘ fnr dat muel is sorter bad.’ “ ‘Not any,’ says de parson; ‘yon jes’take care of dat muel, fur dat is de rantankerest steer in all dese parts.’ “We bof started fur de gate, an’ jes’ den dere was a general caucus 6b muel an’ lineback steer, an’ do muel seemed to hab the floah mos’ ob de time. Dis riz de parson’s mad, an’ he yanked a oak picket off de fence, an’ begun scumishing aroun’ fur dot muel’s rear. Putty soon he diskivered whar was a openin’, an’ he sorter reached fur dat animal’s posterior. “ I neber knowed jes’ how it was, but de Coroner’s inquiry brung in a burdick dat he had exposed himself to de ravagesob debizness end ob a active muel wonst too often. De funeral was held de nex’ day.” “ What about dwsteer?” asked Biteoff Bow down. “ Well,” replied the Deacon, in a musing tone, “ we neber tuck de trouble to gadder him Up, but we ’lowed dere was about a acre an’ a half ob lineback steer when the muel ad journed.” “ What did you do with the muel?” queried Jake Johnson, as he spit about a pint of tobacco juice into the face and eyes of a yellow dog that happened to venture too near. “ Well, I mos’ly didn’t do nuffin wid him. Ono day a yaller jacket stinged him on de tail, an’ he was so powerful darned mad dat ho kicked at his tail all de afternoon; an’when I cum home dere was nuffin left but de e’ahs, an’ dey was a wigglin’. Dat muel was a pizen kicker, an’ you can jes’ gamble on dat,’’ and the old liar bowed his head and heaved a sigh, while the others looked wild-eyed and ex changed grins. THE OFFICE HE WANTED. A GOOD JOKE AT THE EXPENSE OF SECRETARY GARLAND. (From the New Orleans Times-Democrat.) Col. Dick Bright, of Indiana, erstwhile Ser geant-at-Arms of the Senate, has the honor of getting off the first joke at the expense of the new administration. Ho walked into Attorney- General Garland’s private room after reeeption hours, finding him terribly worn out after a long day’s work. For weary hours he had heard nothing but importunities for office and prayers for influence. The sight of Bright’s beaming face was as welcome and refreshing as the glow of a green spot in the desert. “How are you, Dick, old boy?” exclaimed Garland, as he clasped Bright’s hand with fervor; “ so glad to see a friendly face and have a talk that has not got a petition in it. Sit down.” The two friends sat together on a sofa. Gar land was thproughly exhausted and positively reveling in the luxury of a quiet confab with an bld chum. Bright drew a long face, looked terribly embarrased and stammered ont: “But —but—you know, I do want an office, and I have some to you for help.” Garland bent on him a reproachful glance, as one who should , say, Et tu Brute, then sighed and murmured, “ Well, old boy, let’s have it. What can Ido ?” Bright’s expression of solemnity deepened. “ Well, I’ll tell you, Senator: I don’t want any thing here, you know. I see tbe boys are hungry ■ and the removals are few. I want to go away. I , want to go to Palestine and ” —Here he leaned , over with an engaging, yet anxious gesture and whispered, “ I want to be inspector of pork at ; Jerusalem. It’s a small office. Nobody has thought of it, and it is all I ask.” Mr. Garland was already dizzy from hearing ; similar applications poured into his throbbing ■ ear all day. He stretched out his hand and said, mechanically: “ Let’s see your papers. I’ll do what I can.” ; Bright had it all drawn up in regular style, from a solemn preamble and a set of burning resolutions, and as Garland read, with Bright . standing before him in an attitude of timid ex pectancy, the fun dawned on him. Then a Macedonian peal of laughter startled those grave and reverend precincts as the two shook hands and laughed in concert. Garland tried to induce Bright to play it over on Secretary Bayard, and offered to go with him, and to treat to dinner afterward, but Bright declined the se ductive proposition, and they compromised on a jolly lunch. Persian Marriage Brokers. —Persian marriage brokers are old women who always keep themselves in a position to quote the state of the marriage market, which fluctuates. In hard times even girls of good appearance are comparatively a drug. In time of plenty they “ rule firm.” The marriage broker is ever a welcome guest where there are. daughters to marry, and also in houses where tho sons wish to find a suitable bride. The young people are not consulted by the broker; she deals with the parents, and generally with the mothers. Crafty as a horse dealer, sho runs glibly over tho various advantages—mental, physical and pecuniary—of her clientele of both sexes. So and-so is a quiet, steady man. Such a one has brilliant prospects—has (important considera tion) no other wife. As for Yusuf—how good looking fie is I And Hasson—no man was ever so good-tempered. Ol tho other sex she sings the praises no less. The skill of Bebeas a housekeep er, the wealth of the ugly’daughter of the banker, the dangerous charms ot the portionless Zu leikha, she can never say too much about. Her main business is to bargain for tho sum to be paid to ths father for his daughter’s hand—a sum which is usually expended by that father in pots aud pans—all of copper—and other uten sils, which ne presents to his child as her sep arate property. The details being settled after much haggling, the young people are engaged, and the marriage broker gets her commission, both from tho parents of the bridegroom and those of the bride-elect. Among the poor and the laboring classes the bargain is arranged on other grounds. The peasant takes a wife for her thews and sinews, or her skill at weaving carpets or making cheese, while the bridegroom is or is not eligible according as he may be ca pable of hard work, or may hold some small of fice, or have a bit of land or a shop. Here, the marriage broker is generally an amateur, who conducts the negotiations purely from that love of match-making which is such a blessing to the world. Rainbow in a Window.—ln Pendleton county, Kentucky, about halfway between De moss ville and Knoxville, lives a very worthy old gentleman by the name of Stith. On the three lowest panes of glass in the window next to the ground is pictured a pioae ot rainbow, which I am told has been written about several times, though I have never heard of any at tempt at an explanation. This case ot picture taking is extremely rare—it never has occurred before, so far as we know, and probably never will again, and the true secret we may never know. The great difficulty is to ascertain how those panes of glass were made sensitive or susceptible to the impression. Well, Nature never fails to furnish ways and means when un dertaking a piece of work. This house stands nearfy north and south, with this window on the east side of the house, near the south chim ney, and no light admitted from the west side of that room, and no obstruction on the east side at that time. Then tbe bow was on the east side, ot course. Mr. Stith says it was a very damp time, and the probability, according to my judgment, is that it was very warm and > a good fire burning at the time. Now, it may i be that at the proper time a heavy charge of ■ electricity came so near that it caught the plate > thus prepared for it. The old gentleman closed the window blinds and the picture was taken, I which lam told was a dim amber color at first, I but soon assumed all the brilliancy of a beauti ful rainbow. : Jarrah Wood.—The jarrah wood of Western Australia is acknowledged by those i who know its qualities to be about the next thing to everlasting. Almost everything in Western Australia is made of this tember— work-boxes, piano-fortes, buildings, wharves and jetties; it seems to defy all known forms of decay and is untouched by white ants and all other insects, so that ships built ot it do not require to be coppered. It has been used above ground and below, in almost every situation in which timber can be placed, and is durable in all. There are about fifteen varieties of the timber, and it can be obtained of any reason able length up to sixty or eighty feet, the trunk of the tree having no branches whatever. Another advantage is that it does not burn free ly, but only chars, which makes it additionally valuable for building. It is poisonous to all in sects. This timber will not grow on good soil, only where there is ironstone, tons’ weight of which are sometimes lifted by the roots. The more ironstone there is in the soil and the higher the elevation, the better the trees grow. It is one of the most remarkable facts con nected with this timber that if you put a bolt, no matter of what size it may be, into it, when you take it out a bolt of precisely the same size will go into the hole again. The effect of the iron, apparently, is to preserve the timber and of the timber to preserve the iron. Jarrah is far superior to teak—it is less liable to split and it will bend freely without being steamed. Bridesmaids—They All Want to Get Maiuukd.—lnstead of being only bo many graceful ornaments at the marriage ceremony, as nowadays, the bridesmaids in olden times had various duties assigned to them. One of their principal tasks was dressing the bride on her wedding morning. At a wedding, too, where it was arranged that the bride should be follow ed by a numerous train of her lady friends, it was the first bridesmaid’s duty to play the part of a drill mistress, “ sizing” them, so that “ no pair in the procession were followed by a taller couple.” She was also expected to see that each bridesmaid was not only provided with a sprig of rosemary, or a floral posy pinned to the breastfolds of her dress, but had a symbolical chaplet in her hand. In many parts of Ger many it is still customary for the bridesmaids to bring the myrtle wreath, which they had sub scribed together to purchase on the nuptial eve, to the house of the bride, and to remove it from her head at the close of the wedding day. Alter this has been done, the bride is blindfolded, and the myrtle wreath being put into her hand she tries to place it on the head of one of her bridesmaids as they dance around her; for, in accordance with an old belief, whoever she crowns is sure to be married within a year from that date. As may be imagined, this ceremony is the source of no small excitement, each bridesmaid being naturally anxious to fol low the example of the bride and get married within a year. A Grim Joke.—One evening, in the principal gold-mining camp in the Transvaal, nine or ten years ago, a man partially intoxi cated, and supposed to be actuated byjcalousy, attempted suicide. lie first took morphia, but this not proving strong enough, he tried to hang himself, but was prevented and handed over to ths sheriff to be kept in safe custody for the night, and to be tried before the acting Gold Commissioner, a shrewd and solemn Scot, the next morning. There being no law to prevent him from committing suicide if he saw fit, but it being considered desirable to punish him in some way, it was decided to bring a charge of drunkenness and disorderly conduct against him., To this the prisoner pleaded guilty,where upon the Acting Gold Commissioner, without the ghost of a smile, delivered the following ex traordinary judgment: “Mr. Blank, I shall fine ye twa punds for your drunkenness; but I’ll just gie ye to understand that I ken vera wool what ye attempted to dae, and, had ye succeed ed in your attempt, your poonishment would have bin vera much more severe than it is I” A Female Victim to Gambling.—The death of another victim of Monte Carlo has to be recorded. A clerk iu a largo counting house in Germany was spending his honey moon in Italy, and received 40,00l)f. in payment of a bill due to his employers. On his way back he stopped at Monte Carlo, and, fearing its temptations, intrusted the money to his wife’s custody. He was called away for a time, and found on his return that his wife was missing. He made inquiries to no purpose. At last he learned that a young woman, after losing 40,000 f. at the gaming-tables, had thrown herself into the sea. The bride, it appeared, had entered the Casino from curiosity, had staked some small sums, and then, egged on by women be lieved to have been stationed there for the pur pose, had lost everything. The Casino authori ses had ordered the affair to be kept secret, and, but for one of the officials being touched by the husband’s anguish, the young man might never have known what had become of his wife. Water tor Blasting Purposes.—The use of water in connection with blasting in mines and quarries is rapidly extending in this country aud’in Europe. A tube filled with wa ter is inserted in the bore hole next the powder cartridge, the tube being of thin plate, or even of paper. The usual tamping follows, and when the explosion occurs the tube containing the water is burst, the explosive violence being in creased by the presence of the water, and ex tended over the enlarged interior area ot the bore hole, due to the space occupied by the wa ter tube. A much larger quantity of the mater ial to be mined or quarried is thereby brought down or loosened with a smaller quantity of ex plosive used, while the heat of the explosion converts a portion of the water into steam, which, with the remaining water, extinguishes the flame and absorbs and neutralizes the gases and smoke generated. A Black Calculation.—lt has been calculated by Sir Henry Bessemer that the out put of coal for the single year 1381—154,000,000 tons—would suffice to build fifty-five great pyra mids, or to rebuild the great wall of China and to add a quarter to its length. In 1883 the out put was 163,800,000 tons, which would forma column a mile square and nearly 164 feet high ; or would build a wall from London to Edin burgh, 400 miles long and 45 feet 9 inches high and thick; or around the world, 24,000 miles long and 5 feet 11 inches high and thick ; or, if the Straits of Dover are 21 miles across and 600 feet deep, would make an embankment across them 22 yards wide ; while the total output for the 30 years, 1854-’B3, would build a round col umn 9 feet 4 in. in diameter, which would reach 249,000 miles high, the distance of the moon. The Winter in Spain.—Tha oldest inhabitant ot Spain, about as reliable a person as our own uncle who cast his first vote for Jackson, declares solemnly that there never was such a severe Winter as the present. Skating on the great pond in the Retiro ot Madrid is a sport now practiced and witnessed for the first time by the inhabitants of the Spanish capital. The great Lake of Albufera, near Valencia, is also completely frozen up, a solid cover of snow is spread over the whole Peninsula, the orange plantations and truck fields on the Mediter ranean coast have suffered great damage, and many poor people have died from the unwonted exposure. Never, even in the worst times of civil war, was there so much suffering in Spain as there is at present. A Cat’s Fishing.—Says the Charles ton, S. C., News: Four miles from Johnston one of our County Commissioners, Henry Gall man, owns a mill and pond and grinds corn for the public. He has a man named Pruit, who attends to the mill. Pruit owns a large cat that as soon as the mill is stopped, by shutting down the gate, will immediately run down behind the mill and get on a log just over the sheeting over which the water is flowing. She will then look very intently into the water, which is from eighteen inches to two feet deep, until she spies a fish ; she then plunges into the water, fre quently burying herself under it, but almost alwavs coming out with a fish. She then qui etly sits down on a rock near by and enjoys her meal. An Age op Horn.—A variety of pre historic objects in horn—such as amulets, cups, knives, daggers, rings, buttons, bracelets, etc— have been found in a stratum existing at a depth of about five feet iu the mnd of Lake Neuenburg, in Switzerland. The finder, Herr G. Kaiser, believes them to be older than the stone and bronze implements ot the same locality, and he proposes to call the period to which they belong “ the age of horn.” It may well be doubted, however, whether the ancient lake people ever experienced an epoch for which such a name would be justified, as it is evident that some implement—probably of stone or bronze—must have been used in cutting the horn. The Fight against that feeling of indolence and de bility, common to every one in the spring and summer months, is of no avail without the aid of Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. By its use, impurities are expelled from the blood, and new life is infused into the veins. It stimulates and strengthens all the digestive and assimilative organs. C. A. Wheeler, Hotel Clifford, Boston, Mass., says: “A few bottles of Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, taken in the spring, make me feel well and strong the whole year.” C. J. Bodemer, 145 Columbia st., Cam bridgeport, Mass., says: “I have gone through terrible suffering from dyspepsia; but I have cured myself, and saved a great deal of money in doctors’ bills, by the use of Ayer’s Sar taparilla.” It will help you. prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass., U. 8. A. For sale by all druggists. Fries sl} six bottles Bulwarks Against Bullets.' T « \ ai l u i Indians long since used tactics in war that were unknown to civilized troops. Im a former uprising they were attacked by Gen » Pesquenas, who was much amused to see the savages use blankets ns a shield against the soldiers bullets. Holding up a blanket at both ends, so that the edge just touched the ground, the Indian riflemen marched boldly toward him behind this apparently flimsy protection. Tha Mexican general was soon alarmed, however t<3 find that his bullets did not stop the strands advance, and the moving fort of blankets soon came so close to him and poured in such a dead-, ly fire that he was fain to fly the field in confu sion and with great loss. The Yaquis had become) acquainted with tho simple fact that, while a» bullet will pass through twenty blankets strained! oyer a frame or laid against a firm surface, iti will not penetrate a single one if moistened andj hung up so as to swing clear of the ground. Tho bullets which Gen. Peequerias imagined worst* passing through tho Indian blankets and thin-i ning the ranks of the savages were all falling? harmlessly on the outside of the woolen bul warks. ' The Gold-Beater’s Art.— If a sheeft of gold leaf is held up against the light it ap«* pears to be of a vivid dark green color; thi fit means that the light is transmitted through tha' leaf. AV hen it is considered that this leaf is a> piece of solid metal, a better idea of the extrem® tenuity of thickness ot the loaf can be compress nended than by any comparison by iiguross; nothing made by the hand of man equals it iiv thinness. The extreme thinness is by patient hammering, the hammers weighing* fiom seven to twenty pounds, the fighter hani-G mers being first used. When the true method* • ot this beating is understood, the wonder ex 4 pressed sometimes that gold-leaf beating should! not be relegated to machinery, ceases; tho ar® belongs to the highest department of human skill and judgment. Apprentices have served,’ a term, and have been compelled to abandons! the business, because they never could acquira, the requisite skill and judgment combined nec«s essary to become successful workmen. An East Indian’s Bed.—The bed of dweller in East India is spread upon the floor.’ an ‘\.?. r a is used a sort of blanket, whiohw is Utilized at the same time for containing thffli valuables of the house. The covering for tha: sleeper is made of cotton, woven by band. Ther® are no chairs, and tho occupants sic on the floor with crossed legs, or in a reclining posture*; with one leg over the other. There are no mu-*-) sical instruments, no notes, no sei music. Thcrs/ East Indians lio down without undressing, an<s on rising, roll up their bed and stow it away. . I heir principal food is rice, which those wha. ! aro at the table eat with the sam.e spoon. Theren }je no puddings, no desserts, and whoever iw the last to rise from the table is compelled tc£ wash tho dishes. Woman has scarcely anyd place in society, literature or art. Man is th« master, and rules. The language is simple*i consists of twenty-five letters for an alphabet, * and can be learned in a year and a half by on® associating with the people. \ Facts About Cancers.—Says ths( Pittsburg Dispatch,: Nearly every case of can<t cer can be traced to some exciting cause, suchy as an injury to the part, a local disease in somoj of the glands or a neglected warty growth. High? living with insufficient exercise or the neglect] ot the general health conduce to it. The most] generally accepted idea of the of the disease is teat it is th® resultqf the morbid growth or developments’) of white blood corpuscles, as the cells! usually found in cancer resemble these mored than any other. These eellw do not increase and}; develop like the cells found in pus and other more bid conditions, but seemed to emanate trom a? definite source, and are produced at a comparing tively slow, but constantly increasing, rato. Th®J increase has been noticed to correspond with ] the decline in general health, and the decrease to begin with the improvement ot health. Life in British Columbia. —An Ameri can visiting Victoria, 8.C., writes: The people! up here take life very easy, and most emphat-l ically are not in the habit af rising before dawn! and working away hammer and tongs till mid-j night. Such an action would at once stamp yonf; as a crank or—an American. Hero the mer-, chant strolls down to his business about nine' o’clock, and gets fairly under way by ton. Atl noon he takes an hour, or an honr and a half, i for lunch, and then struggles through tho after noon till four or six o’clock, when he shuts up and goes home to his dinner, and does not open shop again till next morning. When the stran ger within his gates remonstrates at this meth od, he is reminded, with true British courtesy, that the Victorians just live as long, digest their l food better, and enjoy far mor. pleasure, than the American, who is a slave to his counting house and an anxious student of his ledger. Chinese Advertising. —Tha Chinese' know the value of advertising. Here is ths “ ad ” of an ink manufacturer of Canton, trans lated: “At the shop Tae-shing (prosperous in the extreme) —very good ink ; fin. I fine 1 An cient shop, great-grandfather, grandfather, i father, and self made this ink ; fine and hard, 1 very hard ; picked with care, selected with at tention. This ink is heavy; so is gold. Ths eye of the dragon glitters and dazzles; so does this ink. No one makes like it. Others who make ink make it for the sake of accumulating' base coin and cheat, while I make it only for a name. Plenty of A-kwantsaos (gentlemen) know my ink—my family never cheated—they have always borne a good name. I make ink for tha ‘ Son of Heaven ’ and all the mandarins in tha empire. As the roar of the tiger extends to every place, so does the fame of tho ‘ dragon’s jewel.’” The Gum Arabic Famine.—Says tha Boston Advertiser: Gum arable has become scarce on account of the war in the Soudan. The gum comes from tho country now in possession ot the Mahdi. In 1883 only about one-fiith ol the usual crop was gathered, and nothing is! known as to the extent of the crop of 1884. Ona year is required to transport it from the country, where it is gathered to Cairo and Alexandria,) and even if a cessation of hostilities in the Sou-, dan should immediately take place, no new; stock could be relied upon for many months. A I gum which is similar to the arabic, called gum- i Senegal, is gathered on the west coast of Africa. '• It is coarser and somewhat stronger, but has found favor as a substitute. i I The Benefits of Irrigation.— The country surrounding Paso del Norte, Mexico, is covered with magnificent orchards, gardens ; and vineyards, which are rendered productive '■ by irrigation. The acequias which conduct the ! water trom the Rio Grande were constructed 1 many years ago by the Jesuit Fathers who, founded the city. The main acequia is about! ten miles in length, and from it four branches ] conduct the water in different directions. Each. ■ garden and vineyard is a network or gridiron of j little ditches, and when water is needed, the owner opens the acequia gate and all the little i ditches are filled with water. Thea the gate is closed and the water soaks away to the roots of I the vines or plants. y. Why He Ran Away. A dog belonging; to a Wanaqua (N. J.) lad had, lor a long time/1 been in the habit of picking up his breaMasw, and running away with it instead of eating itj; The boy followed him one day and the dog led 1 him a roundabout trip, evidently to tire out his; pursuer. Finally the dog lay down and waited I for tho boy to go away. The boy started abrupt^- 1 ly, as it to go home. The dog then rau very last and disappeared in a covert, where investi gation revealed a deorepid and emaciated old 1 dog, who was eagerly devouring the breakfast, y How Infidelity was Avenged.—lt is related of the famous Buenos Ayres beauty, 1 Aimee Blanche, that she once loved a snake-' charmer, who, as a proof of his affection, taught l her to handle and at last to instruct a large co- : bra. He insisted upon draw.ng the reptile’s fangs, but she would not consent. She taught the snake to strike at a redhandkerchief. Ob taining proof of her lover’s infidelity, she spread! a red silk handkerchief on his face while he was asleep, and the cobra struck him repeatedly. He died without speaking. A Prolific Orange Tree.—An oranga tree in a grove near Emporia, Fla., according ta' tho Gazette of that place, has just had the sea son’s crop picked from it and still contains four; distinct crops, and is in full bloom tor the fifth.' One crop is from last July’s bloom, and is just beginning to ripen; ‘the second is from blooms in September, and is about the size of a hen’s egg; the third is from blooms iu November, and. is about the size of an egg of a partridge, and the fourth is the size of a bullet. Renewed strength and vigor follow the use of Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. Mrs. Ann H. Farns worth, a lady 79 years old, So. Woodstock, Vt., writes: “After suffering for weeks with prostration, I procured a bottle of Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, and before I had taken half of it my usual health returned.” Thos. M. McCarthy, 36 Winter st., Lowell, Mass., writes: “ I have been troubled, for years, with nervousness, and pains about my heart, especially in the morning. I also suffered greatly from debility. I have been cured by Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, and. am now able to do very hard work.” Henry H. Davis, Nashua, N. H., writer: “ I have found relief from that feeling of languidness, prevalent during the spring, by taking Ayer’s Sar saparilla. I have taken it for years.”