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8 HUMORS OF THE POLICE. Who Should be the Next Three Captains- Wa'king up the Twenty-ninth — Spirited Police Horses that Should be on the Turf —Stopped to Learn Surgery —The Man Who Never Waltzed-Another Who Never Played Pool. __ THE MEN THAT SHOULD BE PROMOTED CAP TAINS. The department is short of three captains by the deaths of Tynan, Cherry, and the promotion of Steers to the Inspectorship, made vacant by the death of Mr. Thorne. There are four Commissioners, each of wnom Bhouid have the patronage of having his man. As it is a question of spoils, how can the four Commissioners each have a man when there are only three vacancies ? Three sergeants should certainly be equal to a captaincy, and that being admitted, the Commis sioners in secret session could agree to draw “cuts” by means of straws, or paper, and the shortest cut straws be the advancement of three roundsmen to the higher position made vacant. Or they could settle the dilliculty by “heads or tails,” throwing up four coppers. Having shown away out of the woods to the Com missioners, we would nominate Sergeant Budding ton as our first choice for Captain. In former times he was hot-headed, impetuous, and sometimes over zealous in executing the Excise law. But time has mellowed him down to a sober, conservative officer, *nd if advanced no man would bo sorry for it. We rather think, in his long connection with the De partment, he has never been fined a day’s pay. The next candidate should be Sergeant Blair. He Is about as active, after more than twenty-five years of service, as when appointed. The various Commis sioners and Captains under whom he has worked have found him satisfactory, and ho gets as good work out of the men under him, without being ty rannical, as - any sergeant on the force. In his long years of service, there is not a day’s fine marked against him on the record. That is something to be proud of —a clean record. Last, but not the least, is Sergeant Stewart, who has taken tho place of Steers at the City Hall. He has not only an excellent record as an officer, but as a soldier. He enlisted in the Seventy-ninth Regiment in ’6l, and was discharged as sergeant-major after doing three years of active service. Leaving the army, he was appointed on the force in ’66, and during his nineteen years of service ho has never been before the Commissioners on trial. His record as citizen, soldier and policeman has been unexceptional. As for the roundsmen who should step into the shoes of the promoted sergeants, there are such a lot of good, able fellows among them, it would bo unjust to give preferences. OVERHAULING THE TWENTY-NINTH. It looked as if a dead sot had been made on the patrolmen of the Twenty-ninth Precinct. Foster and Kenny admitted failing to be on their relieving point. Trainor was found sitting down and asleep in the basement, No. 25 East. Thirtieth street. He admitted being down there, but not asleep, and asked to make an explanation. He saw some men running across his post to Madison avenue. He gave chaso and ran as fast as he could after them, but they beat him, and then he ran back to post as fast as ho had run from it, and was overcome by the race. To get aßiriiik, and cool down, ho went into this place and bad just sat down to get a drink of water when the XouudsifiaQ canje in. The engineer in the basement said the officer cpuld not asleep. Ths office? w-J 8 not oyer three "lliinute's in the pla6o. He sat down and said, me a drink of water, this heat makes me sick.” He told him to Bitdown, but the officer said he was airaid of the rduScteman. Xhe roundsman said he shook him up. SAW MAC’S SHADOW. McCabe was found in the livery stable, No. 145 West Thirty-third street. Coming out the officer met Roundsman Chapman. The roundsman said he “ struck ” McCabe’s post at Sixth avenue, and went to Seventh. The stable door was open, and he asked the man inside “Who’s there?” The stable mau came, and he told him to close the place. He left, but stopped and looked back, and saw the shadow of a policeman in the shade at the door, go in, come out again. He finally came out with the stableman. HIS WARMED UP COFFEE. Sergt. Cross found Brennan in a hallway loading to a liquor saloon on Sixth avenue, at 12:45 mid night. Brennan said he left his coffee can in tjie saloon to get warmed, and he went in the hallway to get it. PATRONIZES THE HOFFMAN HOUSE. Perkins was absent from his post in tho lobby of the Hoffman House. He said he went to the water closet. Coming out, tho house detective detained him. Wasn’t five seconds there. Sergeant Cross said he found the officer in con versation with some citizens. Asked what he was doing in there, and the officer told him- The ser geant asked if he had left anybody to coyer his post. He said yes. SEEKING FOR THE FORGOTTEN. Brown acknowledged being in conversation with s a citizen at Fifth avenue and Twenty-eighth street. The man asked for Kelly. He didn't know he had J resigned about a year ago. The citizen asked where Kelly lived. He didn’t know. He was not over five ’ or six minutes in conversation. This was quite an array to be salted down from < tho Twenty-ninth Precinct. THE HOBSE POLICE. ‘ Shawsky aUd Sheehan, of the Thirty-third Pre- i cinct, drpve their hOi£ e ® at Shawsky i big horse/ *'t- nt ... question Shawsky said they came c up from tho city escorting a parade. The saddle t turned, and fixing it it caused a little delay, and the s company had gone a block and a half ahead. When i be again mounted his horse got wild and ran away with him, and he did the best to hold him back. On the run there was a truck near the middle of the street, and his choice was to run into the men or - the truck, he couldn’t stop tho horse. The horse £ struck the truck and threw him. Sergeant Wallace said when he gave the order to 1 mount every man was in his'place. Ten blocks t from where they started the two officers had lagged behind, and were apparently running a race. No 1 horse but can bo brought up within half a block. 1 Shawsky run against a truck and overturned it. the ‘ horse ell, and the officer made asommersault, land- j ing on the other side of the truck. The officer said the horse had run away with men I before. The curb wasn’t big enough to hold. Wallace said be had ridden the horse, and it didn’t 1 give him any trouble. ! Sheehan said ho stopped with his brother officer ' to help him fix the girth. When the other horse ; started on the run, his horse became wild to boat it, 1 and he couldn't hold it back. ' BECAME THE DOCTOR’S AID. Granger, of the Nineteenth Precinct, was sent with an injured man to the hospital, and was < charged with loitering there. The officer said ho didn’t loiter there. He found the injured man on his post, and took him to the hospital. After getting there tho man became loony, and tho doctor called upon him to give him . assistance. Tho man had beon drinking, and it was at the doctor’s request he stopped to work with him, and that caused his delay. THAT UNFORTUNATE GOOD NIGHT. Harper, of tho Sixth Precinct, admitted being in a liquor store. No. 40 Franklin street. It was a re spectable place, and closed generally at eleven o’clock. It was quiet then, but when he came back, there was a crowd of noisy nigger sailors that had just arrived from Calcutta. The proprietor thought that there would be a disturbance and called him in to clear them out, he couldn’t do it alone. Was in about two or three minutes. Roundsman Doyle said going over the post ho saw Harper come out. Four or five came out with him. Whether niggers or not he couldn’t say, he was on the opposite side of tile street. “ Did be keep with them ?” asked Com. Porter. “ He spoke a lew words to them at the door, and bid them good night,” said the roundsman. MILK DEADHEADS. Jennings, Of the Sixth Precinct, found sitting in the Harlem Railroad Depot, said he had been up al. dxy, St, Patrick's day. At twelve o’clock they were 1 turned out. At twenty minutes to one ho went in there. Ttmre wasn’t a saloon in the Sixth Ward opejj in th’d neignborhood aftfer ten o’slock at night. At twenty minutes to five he had to go in wit l .! the report of a street lamp out. There he met Offi cer Munn, who said his milk was frozen. '• This was two blocks off his post,” said Wand !in<r. “He wag sitting thojo faking it quite easy. 'T'lio SYan hi charge of the depot said the officer came in to get his drink of milk.” a <• Muqn siyd he* too t woat in *•<? £ e t a drink of milk. It was frozen, and they put it on the stove till it would thaw out. Waiting till it was drinkable, th§ roundsman came in. WALTZING ON POST. Coyle and Carroll loitered and waltzed around the corner at No. 428 Grand street, and, when not jigging around, were in conversation with a watchman. So said Roundsman Brookheim. Carroll said he never waltzed in his life. He said they were looking at an electric light—the carbon was blazing. The watchman called their attention to it, and then he got a broom and put it out. They might have stood there seventeen minutes, but they didn't waltz a bit. TAKEN BY NECESSITY. Tancred admitted being in a liquor-saloon, but necessity took him there, aud coming out he inet the roundsman. Tho proprietor of the store said the place was closed when the officer came in. Going out he got a cigar. A couple of men were inside finishing a sandwich. Ho opened the door for the officer when he heard the rap. NEVER PLAYED POOL IN HIS LIFE. Risley, of the Twenty-second Precinct, was found in the liquor-store No. 949 Ninth avenue. The officer said he was making his last round; passing this place, the proprietor said, “Please come in.” Going in the proprietor said he wanted to see him about that case of his. A burglary had been committed in his place the week before and he wanted to know if there was a prospect of working it up. Just then the roundsman camo in. He was by the pool table, but not playing—never played pool in his life. There was nobody there to play pool with. THE TWENTY-SEVENTH. Brownell, of the Twenty-seventh Precinct, was Bick and had to go to the gentleman’s toilet. He couldn’t be found for an hour and a half. Lamb, same precinct, had chills, and went up on the elevated station to get a heat by the stove. Gallagher, same precinct, found in the hallway of a liquor store, said he followed a suspicious charac ter aud lost him when he went up stairs. The roundsman found the officer behind the door. The Reputation of a Standard Arti cle is seldom injured by surreptitious rivalry. Imi tators of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters have not only lost money by attempting underhand competition with it, but have actually contributed to enhance the estimation in which the genuine medicine is held. The public at large has lor many years been acquainted with the ear marks that distinguish the real from the spurious, and cannot be persuaded that other articles sold in a somewhat similar guise are equally good. Fever and ague, constipation, dyspepsia, and liver complaint are not curable by cheap local bitters, eye openers and tonics, but the fact is too well proven and too generally known to admit of conscientious dispute, that for these and other maladies the great household medicine is a safe and thorough remedy. Not only in the United States, but in Mexico, South America, and the West Indies, its merits are widely recognized and its rep utation top firmly established to be shaken, our fire mmffl. THE FIRE HYDRANTS —TRIALS AND JUDGMENTS—NOTES. THE FIRE HYDRANTS. Upon the suggestion of the Board of Fire Com missioners to Aiderman Hartman, that official in troduced the following ordinance at the last meet ing of that Board for their consideration, which wae laid over for future action: “An Ordinance to regulate the use of fire hydrants by persons other than members of the Fire De partment. “The Mayor, Aidermen and Commonalty of the City of New York do ordain as follows: “ Section 1. It shall not be lawful for any person, other than a member of the Fire Department, or persons officially connected with said department, to open or use any fire hydrant for the purpose of obtaining water therefrom, or for any other pur pose, except as provided in Section 2 of this ordi nance, under a penalty of fifty dollars for every of fense, to be imposed and collected by any police magistrate before whom every such offender may be taken, and in default of payment of such penalty every such offender shall be imprisoned for ten days. “Section 2. The Commissioner of Public Works is hereby authorized and directed to designate, from time to time, such fire hydrants as may be required to be used by persons engaged in the work of sprinkling or cleaning the streets of this city, and every such fire hydrant so designated shall bo painted white before being used; and any person so engaged in tho work of sprinkling or cleaning the streets, who shall open or draw water from any hy drant not qo painted white, shall thereby incur the penalty mentioned in Section 1 of this ordinance. “Sections. This ordinance shall take effect im mediately.” In this connection Chief Engineer Shay said to tho Dispatch reporter: “That the reason of the water supply being so inadequate, was that most of the hydrants were frozen during the recent severe cold weather, by the improper use of the laborers in the street cleaning department. • ‘lt is the usual practice when firemen get through • using a hydrant in cold weather, they pump the water out above tho underground valve, and that having been done there is no water to freeze. The employees of the street cleaning department, (mainly Italians), used the hydrants for the purpose of sprinkling the streets, and when they get through, water is left in the pipes, which of course soon freezes and leaves the hydrants useless for fire pur poses. I have seen these sweepers sprinkling the streets when it was so cold that tho water froze as soon as it struck the pavement. “ Last February we thawed out over a thousand hydrants, in order to have them ready for use when they were needed. “ Recently the hydrants have been frozen again, and it costs considerable money to keep them in general working order.” These remarks by Chief Shay were concurred in, in every particular, by Assistant Chief Engineer Bonner, with this addition; as the Chief says: “The workmen employed by the contractors for street cleaning are in the habit of opening fire-hydrants to “Hush” the streets and letting the water run. “ This carries off the salt deposits placed in the hydrants and many are again frozen; there is only one way to stop this, and that is for the police offi cer to arrest any man who attempts to open a hy drant unless he shows a proper permit to do so, and all Qf these ignorant Italian street sweepers have wrenches to open any aud all our hydrants.” RETIRING FIREMEN. On last Tuesday, Senator Gibbs introduced in tho State Senate, Mr. McGoldrick’s bill in regard to the retirement of our firemen on half-pay who have served twenty years in tho Department. No action so far has beeq taken upon the matter, THE BOARD’S MEETING. The Board met as usual on last Wednesday morn, ing, with President Van Cott in the chair, Com missions Purroy and Croker present. The first transited sei‘o the trials of the following named: ABSENT WITHOUT LEAVE. Foreman Austin C. Dusonberre,; of-Engine Com pany No. 29, was charged with being absent with out leave for two hours on March 20th, Chief Rowe of the First Battalion preferring the charge. When tho casp was called, "Little Duse,” as the boys all call him, faced the music like a major, and saluted the members in a very respectful and smil ing manner, and when the charge was rea-d to him, he said : “Mr. President aud gentlemen of the Board, I plead guilty to the charge, under very peculiar cir cumstances. I was on a leave of absence, and went out of town, and in returning I missed a train. It was unavoidable. I assure you, and this unfortunate circumstance has placed mo in the position that I am In to-day before your honorable Board; but I got back to company quarters as soon as I possibly could. It was unavoidable.” The Board then fined the foreman the loss of five days’ pay. PAY AS YOU GO. Fireman Michael J. Reilly, of Engine Company No. 27, was charged with failing to satisfy a claim of s4l, made by B. Stern & Son, of No. 460 Grand st. The accused pleaded guilty, and said : “ Gentlemen of the Board, I have liad a great deal of trouble in my family, and from necessity’s sako had to give them all of my money. The claim is a just and legitimate one, and I am willing to pay it as soon as 1 can, and the man to whom I owe this money says he is perfectly satisfied that I pay the amount in equal monthly payments. The bill is for clothes, and I think I can pay the whole amount in four or five months.” The claimant was not present during the trial, nor could the messengers find him in the building. Commissioner Purroy—“lf you don't pay your debts you will get into trouble.” The accused—Commissioner, I will pay them; what I want is time. I will have all this indebted ness cancelled by the first day of August next.” "-nissioner Purroy—“You ought to be ashamed Uou>.— the streets with clothes on your jf yourself to w— •“'id for. Well, sentence is Dody that you have not p— ' make your prom mspended to give you a chance w ,se good.” '■'•v-y ... ANOTHER OF THE SAME KIND. Fireman Timothy J. Crotty, of Engine Company No. 27, was tried on a charge of failing to satisfy a Maim of $40.50 made against him by J. C. Michael Vorker, of No. 54 Bond street, which amount he promised to pay on February 21st last, and so far the debt remains unpaid. The accused took his place at the foot of the ta ble, facing the President and Commissioners Pur roy and Croker, with an appearance indicating “I am all right in this matter—l ain’t a slouch, and all I want is a chance for my life,” and when the charge was read to him, he said: “Gentlemen, I plead guilty. I sent a note to the lawyer, saying I was willing to pay the amount in monthly instalments of five dollars each, and he said that was perfectly satisfactory. The claim, I acknowledge, is a just one, and 1 have signed an agreement to pay this amount in two instalments—the first to bo for twenty dollars and twenty-five cents on tho third day of April, and the other twenty dollars and twen ty-five cents on the third day of May following,” Commissioner Purroy—*• Well, Crotty, the Board will suspend sentence in your case to give you a chance to pay up your indebtedness. If you don’t, you will be fined double its amount.” Crotty—“Mr. Commissioner, I assure you I will keep my promise.,’ Commissioner Purroy—Very well, see that you do so. That’s all.” SICK FIREMEN. The medical officers reported that during the past week they had on their lists the names of fifty-one sick and disabled officers and men, but in most of the cases the brave fellows were doing handsomely. NOTES. “ Harry ” Teal, who is an Assistant Foreman of Hook and Ladder Company No. 9, and for several years has been tho driver for Ex-Chief Engineer Bates, and since his accession to the Chief Engineer ship in the place of Chief Bates, the driver for Chief Shay, seems to be growing more rotund every day. Harry says he sleeps and eats a clear con science, etc., etc., aud will never say “ die.” Harry is a “thoroughbred;” knows about sending out alarms for important fires, whether they be “ seconds,” “ thirds,” “ special calls,” or the “three sixes.” While he is prompt in the execu tion of his duty, he is also one of the best hearted fellows that ever lived, and is overflowing with fun and humor, aud to see him laugh with his great corpososity of body would be simply epidemic, and it would be almost impossible to restrain one’s self to be in his company a half hour, so full is he of his natural vivacity of spirits, and all the “boys,” high and low in station in the Department well know it, and can fully corroborate the statements above given. During the past week special building signal box es have ueon placed in the following premises in connection with fire headquarters?' Station —Schrenkheisen’s, furniture man- ufactory, at Nos. 160 to 166 Monroe street. Station No, 221—The barker House, located in Broadway hear Thirty-fourth street. Station No. 223—Schief felin & Co. (drugs), located at Nos. 170 and 172 Wil liam street. The Board has awarded to the Gutta Pevcha and Rubber Manufacturing Company the contract for furnishing’the department with 10,000 feet of the Baker rubber-lined cotton fire hose, at the sum of $9,500. Also for supplying the department with 5,000 tons of coal, at the sum of $17,350, the con tractor being Henry E. Bow ns; and also for supply ing the department with 4,000 feet of American Dou. ble or Jacket Hose, at $3,600, the contractor being Mr. E. E. Sibley,who represents the Fire Hose Man ufacturing Company, of Chelsea, Mass. COMPLIMENTING THE DEPARTMENT. The Board on Friday issued the following circular to tho force, and it being of such a complimentary character to them, wo give it in full: Headquarters FirexDep’t, City of New York. ) Office Board of Commissioners. J New York, March 23, 1885. ) [Circular No. I.] In a recent communication, the Chief of Depart ment invites attention to the unusual amount of duty the fire-extinguishing force was called upon to perform during the past three months, and that, notwithstanding the obstacles to the successful operations of the force, such as the extreme severity of the Winter, the freezing of many hydrants, and the exposure and fatigue consequent upon the un precedented number oi alarms responded to, the service was promptly, cheerfully and efficiently rendered. From the communicat'on referred to, the follow ing facts with reference to the alarms responded to and duty performed at fires, etc., during the period referred to, is taken: December, 1884—290 alarms, of which 8 were second and 9 third alarms. January, 1885—292 alarms, of which 6 were second and 9 third alarms. February, 1885—261 alarms, of which 12 were second and 13 third alarms. That the greatest number of fires occurred on the following days : December 20, 1884, 33; January 22, 1885, 18: January, 27, 1885, 16; February 21, 1885,16. That on twenty-six days, out of the ninety com prising the entire period, the daily average number of fires was twelve, the general daily average for the whole three months being eight and a half. That the severe strain upon officers and men was made plainly evident by the increase of the sick list to nearly nine per centum of the entire force, necessitating large details from the upper to the lower sections of the city, to strengthen the com panies thus weakened. The Commissioners desire to place upon record their unqualified admiration and commendation o; the excellent behavior ot the uniformed force, un der circumstances so trying aud exhausting, and to congratulate them upon the success attending their efforts to preserve life and property. Cornelius Van Cott, Henry D. Purroy, Richard Croker, Fire Commissioners, . A CHALLENGE. Firemen John McCarthy and John Hanlon, botl ' members of Engine Company No. 43, (the fire boa “ Havemeyer”) claim to be the champion oarsmei of the Fire Department, but Fireman Dixoi McQueen, of Engine Company No. 51, (th© five boa NEW YORK DISPATCH, MARCH 29, 1885. “ Zophar Mills ”) disputes their claims, and states that he is ready and willing to row them, or either of them, for the sum of from SIOO to SI,OOO, 3 in a “ shell boat ”or a “ shad boat ”on any course they may select, and at any time; man and money ready at any time also. “ Mac ” can be seen on tho “Mills ” when on duty. SENDING OUT ALARMS OF FIRE. At the meeting of tho Board yesterday Commis sioner Croker presented the following preambles c ‘ and resolutions which were adopted: 18 Whereas, Frequent and sometimes very serious , delays occur in sending alarms after the discovery 1,8 of fires, notwithstanding the means afforded for 3 ‘ that purpose; and, TFAereas, The first minutes after the outbreak of 0 fires, if the alarm is promptly sent, are of greater value to the householders and owners in the saving •» of loss, and to the firemen, than subsequent hours ’ r of labor and effort to extinguish fires; and, Whereas, The delay in sending alarms for fires ’ r generally result from want of information as to the location of the nearest fire-alarm box; therefore, £ Resolved, That the cards prepared under the direc tion of this Board showing the location of the fire -0 alarm box nearest to each building in this city, F giving directions as to the sending of alarms and v ’ suggesting precautions to be taken against fires 3 resulting from some of the most prolific causes, be turned over to the Chief of Department for distribu -8 tion through the companies in their respective • districts with directions to have one or more care fully and neatly tacked upon each building,- above £ the reach of children, in as conspicuous a position » as practicable, and preferably in the various classes 3 of buildings as follows: 3 In dwellings of all kinds, and office buildings in 3 the main hallway. ’ In hotels, factories, warehouses, stables, etc., in 3 the office or near the front door. In schools, churches, etc., inthe vestibules or lob ■ bies. In places of amusement, in or near the ticket-of fice, and upon the stage. In mercantile establishments, etc., in tho office or near the desk; and Resolved, That the owners and occupants of build ’ ings be requested, by the representatives of this Department detailed to distribute the cards, to per mit them to be as conspicuously placed as possible, and that the names and addresses of all persons re fusing to receive such cards be reported to the Board. Miserable Bascals JVrrested. A COURT OVERCROWDED TO GET A LOOK AT THEM. The court room at Jefferson Market was packed, probably four hundred persons were present, to got a glimpse of the thirty Sodomites that were arrested in the basement of No. 54 Carmine street. Iwo wo men were found in the crowd. The two colored proprietors were dressed in the gaudiest calico prints that could bo found in the market, -and look- . ed grotesquely ugly. < James Robbins, boss, gave the name of Jenny Lind; the other fellow, his partner, also gave a wo man’s name. The proprietors were first arraigned. “Are you man or woman ?” asked Justice Duffy of the fantastically dressed fellow. “A man, sah,” said the nigger with a grin. Roars of laughter followed this confession. “ Take that clout off your head,”|said the justice, amid renewed laughter. “ What are you ?” asked the justice, addressing the other negro. “A man, sah.” This produced roars of laughter. It couldn’t be stopped, the scene was more comi cal that often witnessed in the broadest farce. ” W r o didn’t know as we was doing anything agin the law,” said the nigger with a grin. “We had a i©er Valiant said there were two colored women k crowd, on the night of the 17th, or rather turning, between 12 and 1 o’clock; he was in lace for some time. They attempted to make an iud?cen| &im. He tljem go ©g and ’ they made an attempt at robbery, white ue played drunk. Both prisoners in female apparal, were •there at the iinlo. “What do you work at?” the Justice asked one of prisoners. “ <?ook,” he replied, " live in Carmine street.” “ You keep a rendevouz for the dirtiest people in tho ward,” said the Justice. “You ought to be fired out of the cannon’s mouth. What is your i name ?” asked the Justice of the other. “ He is known as Miss Nancy,” said the officer. The accused were sent to the Island six months each, in default of SI,OOO bail to keep the peace. The other prisoners were sent up for terms varying from one to three m.onths. It was said that there was quite a sprinkling of Mackintosh’s in the audience. This is the crime that made such a sensation in Dublin not long ago. siiw; Grand, Allen and Orchard sts., MW YOHK EASTER Novelties. All that attended our EASTER EX- 1 HIBITION last week were no doubt convinced that ths class of Goods dis- - played Equalled the Best, and that sllow a saving OUR INOTTioNS are to maintain the STANDARD, and at all times both the medium and fine grades will be iound at our counters, and at prices to ful’y repay a visit, This can be relied TRIMMED ffILUIERY. i Tcssibly 2,000 and over Trimmed Hats, artistically trimmed and equal to the finest Parisian and liome triinmed, and yet no two exactly alike. The prices will show a saving of one third what is usually paid. STRAW GOODS. THERE IS NO SUCH STOCK IN THIS CITY. For every dozen found injany other house, fifty dozen will be found in our establishineat. It is the largest stock, without doubt, in this city, and offers an excellent [ choice. parasols, IN THE NEW AND LATEST STYLES, Such as the MARINE, CANOPIES, etc. NOVELTIES IN THE 24 RIB PARASOLS. COSTUMES FOR LADIES, MISSES, AND CHILDREN. The Garments m this Department will favorably com pare with the best made and trimmed in this city, and at materially lower prices- Many houses boast oi the large • profits made on Ladies Suits and Wraps, hence the differ ence in prices. STOTS. Linen de India Mulle Lawns, Nun’s Vailing Tailor ml'de Suits. WRAPS in all Material and Styles. Splendid assort ment. Dress Goods. ALL THE NEW SPUING FABRICS. ’ DRAP D'SANGLIER, a new French Fabric of peculiar weave, and very desirable. New and Bcautitul line oi OTTOMAN CLOTHS. CRAZY CREPE CLOTH, an Entirely New Material. Full line GILBERT 6-4 WOOL PLAIDS. Spring Styles. f 6-4 AMERICAN and IMPORTED TRICOT Clvths. FRENCH CASHMERES and PLAIDS. 1 JACQUARD SUITS in all colors. 7 1 FRENCH and AMERICAN SATEENS in Newest Styles ' (which are pretty), also solid colors. 3 180 Pieces Doublefaced OTTOMAN SILKS in light 1 and dark colors, 5) cents per yard; cost 80 cents to e import. e CHECKED SUMMER SILKS, in all leading Combina tions, 29, 39 and 49 cents per yard. 6 21-inch LOUISINES, 75c.; worth $1.25. j” 21 and 22-inch AMERICAN GROS-GRAIN SILKS, ’• Spring shades, at 96c. per yard; good value, and worth r irom $1.50 to ¥1.75. 0 SATIN RIIADAMES, all colors, $1.15; worth $1.50. g BROCADE SATINS, all colors, 50c. and $1 per yard; k worth 9Oc. and $1.50. 3, ,e s Edw. Ridley & Sons, £ 309, 311, 311 1-2 to 321 G-EtAJNI* STJREETj, Nos. 56 to 70 ALLEN STREET, Nos. 59 to 65 ORCHARD STREET. th at ANTED—Persons, either sex, to do sn y writing at their homes. Good pay. Send 10c, )n for paper to commence with. Address at J, IL NICHOLSON, 93 Clinton Place, New York. I I rjlO LET -A FINE TWO-STORY AND -*- ATTIC stone house, containing twelve rooms, with large piazza in front, side and rear, with good garden plot ana barn; about five acres of ground, well supplied with iruit and shade trees, vines, etc. Rent, S6OO per annum. Also a two-story house adjoining, containing fourteen rOO J 3I8 ’ garden and stable attached, well supplied with fruit trees: abmt six acres of ground. Rent, SSOO per annum. Situated on the west side of the old Boston Road from Westchester to Eastchester, one-eighth of a mile from Timpson Station, on the Portchester branch of the New Haven Railroad. Also market truck farm of over 20 acres. Rent, S4OO per annum. Also part of lofts to let at No. 28 Centre Street. Address JAMES CONNER'S SONS, No. 28 Centre street, New York. Ag. spaldinglTbiios., O OF CHICAGO & NEW YORK. Formal Opening H°F THEIR NEW STO RE, at 241 BROADWAY, WEDNESDAY, APRIL Ist. To which ALL SPORTSMEN ARE INVITED. THEY INTEND CARRYING A COMPLETE ASSORTMENT OF SrOBTOTO GOODS. A DUPLICATE OF THEIR CHICAGO STORE. Co SPRING COSTUMES. Now in stock our complete Importation of the latest Paris Novelties in Street, Carriage, Reception, Evening and Sea side Costumes; also, a fine assortment of our own manufacture in the most fash- • ionable materials, together with a fine lino of Mantles, Wraps, Newmarkets, Jackets, etc. GRATEFUL-COMFORTING. EPPS'S SDCOB, BREAKFAST. “By a thorough knowledge ot the natural laws which govern the operations ot digestion and nutrition, and by a careful application ot the fine properties of well selected Cocoa, Mr. Epps has provided our breakfast tables With a delicately-flavored beverage which may save us many heavy doctors’ bills. It is by the judicious use ot such articles of diet that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to dis ease. Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating around us, ready to attack wherever there is a weak point. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping ourselves well fortified with pure blood and properly nourished name.” ' —Civil Service Gazette. Made simply with boiling water or milk. Sold only in half-pound tins, by Grocers, labeled thus: JAMES EPPS & CO., Homoeopathic Chemists, London, England. EVERETT’S HOTEL AND GRAND DINING ROOMS, ON THE EUROPEAN PLAN. BARCLAY AND VESEY, BETWEEN WASHINGTON AND WEST STREETS, NEW YORK. SAMUEL H. EVERETT, Proprietor. (On tlie European Plan] DimiJW I&OOMS, Nos. 44 and 46 Chatham st., AND No. 10 Centre street, NEXT DOOR TO STAATS ZEtTUNG BUILDING, Extra Entrance, No. 16 Centre st., NEW YORK. A. STORMS. BBOGAO NEW YORK HOnSE, No. 114 BOWERY, Eear Grand street, new York. A CHOICE SELECTION OF tSTlilsa, Cigars, Lager Beer, ckc. JOHM 0. BBOGAM, Proprietor, HOTJETJ, NOS?. 11, 13 and 15 EAST BROADWAY. FINEST APPOINTED HOTEL ON THE EAST SIDE. THE CHOICEST WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS/ GEOBGE BECHTEL’S LAGER BEER. A. HORN, Proprietor. FORMEBLY OF WILLIAM AND PEAbL STREETS GOOD NEWS TO LADIES! Greatest inducements ever offered Now’s your time to get up orders for nnw.our celebrated Teas and Coffees and secure a beautiful Gold Band or Moss Rose China Tea Set, or Handsome Decorated Gold Band Moss Rose Dinner Set, or Gold Band Moss Decorated Toilet Set. For full particulars address THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., (P. O. Box 289.] 81 and 33 Vesey st., New York. JhwtM gagsi, eU’ DOGS and their Skillful Treatment.— Dogs boarded, etc. Medicines for all diseases. Pre pared food lor mocking birds. DOVEY, Doctor and Sur geon. Cilice and private residence, 26 W. 4th st.,n. B’way. MMMKSETrawimmrf'rfhi , .iß»*.ite.aawi i ~y • iti if ik n i fBB S I Ross Leaf, Fing Cuf, Navy Slipping and Snuffs Post-Office Notice. Letters for Europe need not be specially directed for disnaich by any particular steamer in order to secure speedy delivery at destinaticn. as all Ti ans Atlantic mails are forwarded by the fastest vessels available. Foreign mails for the week ending April -’th, will close (promptly in all cases) at this office as follows: TUESDAY.—At 11:3O a. M. for Jamaica, Savanilla, etc., ver s. s. Claribel; at 1:30 P. M. lor Porto Rico direct, per s. s. Alpes. WEDNESDAY.—At 4A. M. for Europe, per s. s. Eider, via Southampton and Bremen (letters tor Ireland must be directed “ per ‘Eider’’); at 4 A. M. for Ireland per s. s. Bothnia, via Queenstown (letters tor Great Britain and other European countries must be di rected “per Bothnia ’); at 9A. M. for Newfoundland, per s. s. Miranda; at 10 A. M. for Central America and the South Pacific Ports, per s. s. City of Para, via As pinwall (letters for Mexico must be directed “ per City of Para”); at 7:30 P. M. for Grey town, per s. s. Lucy P. Miller, via New Orleans. THURSDAY.—At 12 M. tor the Windward Islands, per s. s. Barracouta; at 1 P. M. for Bermuda, per s. s. Ori noco; at 1:30 P. M. for Cuba and the West Didies, via Havana, and tor Campeche, Chiapas, Tabasco and Yucatan, Mexico, per s. s. City of Alexandria (letters for other Mexican States must be directed “per City ot Alexandria”); at 9 P. M. for St. Pierre Miquelon, FRIDAY —At 1 A. M. for the West Indios, via St. Thomas; for Brazil and the La Plata countries, via Brazil, per s s Advance, via Newport News; at 9 P. M. lor New foundland, via Halifax. SATURDAY.—At 6A. M. for Europe, per s. s. Werra, via- Southampton and Bremen (letters for Ireland must be directed “perWerra”); at 6 A. M. for Ireland, per s. s. Aurania, via Queenstown (letters for Great Britain and other European countries must be directed “per Aurania’’); at 6 A. M. tor Scotland direct, per s. s. Ethiopia, via Glasgow (letters must be directed “per Ethiopia’’); at 6 A M. for Belgium direct, per s. s. Eelgenl n I. via Antwerp (letters must be directed “per Belgenland”); at 11:30 A. M. lor Hayti, per s. s Alvo; at 1:3O P. M. for Cuba and Porto Rico, per s. s. Newport, via Havana SUNDAY—At 7:30 P. M. for Truxillo and Ruatan, per s. s s’. & J. Oieri, via New Orleans. Mails lor China and Japan, per s. s. San Pablo, (via San Francisco), close here April *9th, at 6 P. M. Mails for Australia. New Zealand, Sandwich and Fiji Islands, per s. s. City of Sydney (via San Francisco), close here April *lth, at 7 P. M , (or on arrival at New York oi s. s. Republic with British mails for Australia 1 . . *The schedule of closing of Trans-Pacific mails is ar- 1 ranged on the presumption of their uninterrupted over land transit to San Francisco. Mails from the East ar ) r«ving on tim Eat San Francisco on the day ol sailing of , steameru are dispatched thence the same day. ’ HENRY G. PEARSON, Postmaster. | Post Dffjvk, New Yoke, N. i., March 21 th, 1885. gimusmoa ’ TIIHE NINE GIANT SHOWS OF THE UNIVERSE IN PERPETUAL” UNITY. 1 MADISON-SQVARB GARDEN, MADISON-SQUARE GARDEN, ■ THIRD WEEK. THIRD WEEK. 1 POSITIVELY NO FREE TICKETS TO ANY ONE. THE JUMBO TRIUMPH OF THE AGE, UNSURPASSED IN AMUSEMENT ANNALS. i Another success such as the present one not probable in a century, and nothing like it before since the world tv i , was created. ' .Ladies and children, parents and guardians, even infants in arms, bewitched and enchanted at the vast array of attractions. THE MYRIADS OF MARVELOUS OBJECTS, THE MULTITUDE OF STRANGE SIGHTS, THE IMMENSE COLLECTION OF WONDERFUL FEATURES THE GREAT ASSEMBLY OF CURIOUS CREATURES, AND THE ENORMOUS GATHERING OF THE WORLD’S WONDERS KALEIDEOSCOPIC VIEWS OF WONDERLAND AND GLIMPSES OF ! ARABIAN KNIGHTS’ EN - lERTAINMENTS. — A chaste, moral, pure, elegant, unique, and gigantic amusement enterprise ONE PICKET ADMITTING TO NO Kf TRA CHAR < }KS FOR ANYTHING. IYSO I ERrORMANCES EVERY DAY AT 2 AND BP. M. DOORS OPEN ONE HOUR EARLIER . P a T. BARMUITS ' GREATE&T SHOW ON EARL’FI FOREVER UNITED TO THE POPULAR. F AVORITE /AND MIGHTY , GREAT LONDON CIRCUS. GREAT LONDON CIRCUS SANGER’S ROYAL BRITISH MENAGERIES AND GREAT INTERNATIONAL AND ALLIED SHOWS 100 Marvelous Acts. 300 Phenomenal Performers. A Host of Excruciatingly Funny Clowns «l"nlu e i lns , E A ?ry ’'n ,il . to ;'- , Everybody Continually Roaring with Laughter. Jumbo, the Children’s Giant Pet, Jumbo. Jo-Jo, the Dog-faced Bov Jo-.io Arada, the Wild Man. The Miramba Band. Tatooed Hidoo Gypsies rp BAMAJANTI THE HEROIC AND BEAUTIFUL HINDOO SNAKE (HARMER. yP THE CHARMING LITTLE AAIDOW AND COMING COUNTESS, MRS. GENERAL TOM THUMB MOUNTING WITH BARE FEET THE LADDER OF NAKED SWORDS VAST ETHNOLOGICAL CONGRESS OF STRANGE AND HEATHEN TYPES OF HUMAN BEINGS ii!«^ grea e ly ? ncrea ; ed and augmented, containing specimens or nearly every known tribe on earth. 11 ?S^ r i ians ’ Rurn ?, es ?> Alglians, Todars » , Ishandalas, Patagonians. Zulus, Siamese, .„ o £ U r < J em 3L anß ’ 9 a ??’V alß ’ U.j Magyars,. Aztecs, Cingalese, Co, lonese, Buddhist Priests, Australians, Oceanic Idolaters, Sioux Indians, Botocudos, Nubians Malays Nautch Dancing Girls. Singhalese, &c„ Ac. Qulchi Kople, East Indians Ac Ac i J- IJE BEAUTIFUL WHITE SACRED ELEPHANT PURCHASED FROM KING THEEBAU Wondrous, Marvelous, Strange, Curious, Astonishing. Delightful. Charming, Entrancing, Amazing Belwilderin** - and Astounding Features, collected in all parts of the civilized and heathen world, and conscripted into one vast, tremendous exhibition lor the instruction, amusement, recreation and information of the people oi every clime, nationality or country DAILY MATINEES, WITH ALL THE FEATURES OF THE NINE BIG SHOWS ADMISSION TO EVERYTHING, 50 CENTS (Fourth avenue side); CHILDREN UNDER NINE 25 CENTS Privale Boxes (seating six), sl2; Single Box Seats, $2; Reserved Seats, $1 (Madison avenue entrance)* STAR THEATRE. WEEK COMMENCING MONDAY. MARCH 30th. LAST EIGHT PERFORMANCES IN AMERICA OF MR. HENRY IRVING, MISS ELLEN TERRY, AND THE LYCEUM COMPANY. Monday Evening, March 30th, TWELFTH NIGHT (last time). VIOLAMISS ELLEN TERRY Tuesday ev’g, March 31, MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING. Wednesday evening, April 1, THE BELLS (last time). Thursday ev’g, April 2 (by special request), CHARLES I. Friday Evening, April 3d, MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (last time). Saturday Night, April 4th, Farewell Performance, THE MERCHANT OF VENICE. SPECIAL NOTICE: By a generally expressed desire, there will be given an EXTRA MATINEE WEDNESDAY', APRIL 1, when will be performed TIIE MERCHANT OF VENICE. SHYLOCK MR. HENRY TRYING PORTIAMISS ELLEN TERRY SATURDAY, APRIL 4th, FAREWELL MATINEE, LOUIS XI. (by request). LOUIS XIMR. HENRY IRVING Seats for the Farewell Week ready at the box office to morrow morning at 8 o’clock. MONDAY, April 6th, farewell engagement Mlle. THEO and Mr. MAURICE GRAU’S French Opera Company. rpHE NEW LYCEUM THEATRE, A FOURTH AVENUE AND TWENTY-THIRD STREET. WESLEY LlSSONDirector. (Adjoining Academy of Design), will open to the public on EASTER MONDAY EVENING, APRIL 6, With Steele Mackaye’s five act drama, entitled : DAKOLAR. ! Prices sl, $1.50, $2 and $2.50, according to location. *»* All seats virtually on tne aisles. Box office open on and after Monday, March 30, from 8 A. M. to 10 P. M. Decorations by Louis C. Tiffany <fc Co. UNION SQUARE THEATRE. SHOOK & COLLlEßProprietors Every Evening, at 8- Saturday Matinee, at 2. FAREWELL! PERFORMANCES OF THE FAVORITE COMPANY. LAST WEEK OF THE GREAT SUCCESS, A PRISONER FOR LIFE. With its great cast and unequalled scenery. Reduced Prices to all parts of the house. UNION SQUARE THEATRE. ’Shook'& Collier.C'........Proprietors. TUESDAY, APRIL 7tii, MISS ESTELLE CLAYTON, IN FAVE T T E , THE STORY OF A WAIF. UNDER THE DIRECTION OF MR. C. W. DURANT, JR. RESERVED SEATS MAY NOW BE SECURED. Grand opera house. Reserved Seats (Orchestra Circle and Balcony), 50c. One Week, commencing MONDAY, MARCH 30, MATINEES WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY, L. R. Shewell’s new American Melo drama, ♦ SHADOWS OF A GREAT CITY. Presented by an excellent dramatic Company. Mag nificent scenic effects. Next week, the Hanlons’ Spec tacular Pantomime. FANTA.SMIA: OR, FUNNY FROL ICS LN FAIRYLAND. NIBLO’S GARDEN. Reserved Seats, 50c. POOLE <fc GlLMOßEProprietors and Managers. Last week of the GREAT EQUESTRIAN DRAMA OF ' AMERICAN LIFE. , ( THE BANDIT KING, and the wonderful Horse Actors, the beautiful and highly trained animals, RAIDER AND CHARGER. MATINEES WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY at 2. | MONDAY, APRIL 6th, Mr. M. B. CURTIS, in hisgreat est drama, SAM’L O’ POSEN. STH AVE. THEATRE. Fun I Fun I Fun ! SECOND AND LAST WEEK. FUNNIEST MUSICAL COMEDY EVER WRITTEN. “OVER THE C.ARDEN WALL.” FLAYS AT NO OTHER THEATRE IN NEW YORK. I Admission. 50c.; Best Seats, SI. | Matinees Wednesday (at 21 Saturday. ■ Monday next, Thatcher, Primrose & West’s Minstrels. (PASINO, 1 '(_> BROADWAY and 39th street. ■. RUDOLPH ARONSON Manager, i TUESDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 7th, 1885. MONSTER ENTERTAIHENT IN AID OF THE ; STATUE OF LIBERTY FEDBSTAX EUSTD. ‘ The following artists have kindly volunteered to assist: Miss LiI.LIAN RUSSELL, . Mme. THEO, (Kind permission of Mr. Maurice Grau.) Mme. TERESA CARRENO,” Mme. SELINA DELARO, Miss BELLE COLE, ' Ml . oviDE MUSIN, Mr. HENRY E. DIXEY, „ „ , (Kind permission of Mr. E. E. Rice.) Mr. JOHN A. MACKAY, Mr. FRANCIS WILSON, , t ,„ , „ ' (Kind permission of Col. Jno. A. Mc( anil.) ■ Mr. HARRY S. HILLIARD, « (Kind permission of Mr. J. C. Duff.) Mr. RICHARD MANSFIELD, . ( (Kind permission oi Mr. J. C. Duff.) . F Mr. GEO. S. KNIGHT. Mr. JOSEPH HAWORTH, and Mr. JULES LEVY, Ac., Ac., Ac., ? In conjunction with an orchestra of 100 MUSICIANS under the direction of RUDOL.PH A<iONSO3J. ■ Admission, 50c.; Orchestra, Reserved. $1.50; Balcony, sl. SEATS CAN_NOW_BE SECURED. LEAVITT & PASTOR’S 3d Ave. Theatre. ! POPULAR PRICES. Admission 15 and 25 cts. GRAND FAMILY MATINEE, MONDAY, MARCH 30th. MATINEES UNCLE TO Vi’S CABIN. MONDAY. 100 PEOPLE <»N THE STAGE, 100 WEDNESDAY MRS. G. C. HOWARD, the original TOP and SEY. MR. ARTHUR GREGORY as UN SATURDAY CLETOM. Strong cast. Great specialties AT 2P. M. 4 introduced. Plantation shouters. Jubi- Monday next new comedy McFADDEN’S SPIRITS. GLOBE DIME MUSEUM. 298 Bowery. 1 Messrs. MEEHAN A WILSON Proprietors. Second week and decided success of the INDIAN VENUS and her TWO MALE ESCORTS. Various other New Features. Stage performance in Theatorium Every Hour. Open daily from 11 A. M. till 10 P. M. Monday, April 6, special engagement of „ TT>Z , T ,_ LUCIA ZARATE, the SIO,OOO MEXICAN MIDGET. Her first appearance in this city in six years. mONY PASTOR’S NEW 14th St. Theatre. GOOD RESERVED SEATS, 25 CENTS. MATINEES ANOTHER ENTIRELY NEW SHOW. THE HORSESHOE FOUR. TUESDAY 7 BOBBY GAYLOR, CONROY A DEMPSEY, 1 LLbDAY THOMAS GRANGER, MYRA GOODWIN, and MAYO AND SUTHERLAND, — CHAS. SCHILLING. ST. FELIX SISTERS, FRIDAY. MAJOR NEWELL. New Comic play MISTAKES. THURSDAY, APRIL 2—EXTRA MATINEE, BENEFIT OF HARRY S. SANDERSON. NEW YORK MUSEUM, 210 Bowery. LOUIS HICKMAN....SoIe Proprietor and Manager. Engagement Extraordinary, for this week only, of EVANS’ THE BOY MESMERIST. THE BOY MESMERIST. Last week of the TALK! NG ORGAN. N GRAND STAGE PERFORMANCE EVERY HOUR. Admission to Entire Show, 10 cents. ] PEOPLE’S THEATRE, Bowery, opposite Spring street. haRRY MINERsoIe Proprietor and Manager. Reserved sea’s 35, 50 and 75cents. MATINEES WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY. BOSTON THEATRE COMPANY in YOUTH. MONDAY, APRIL Gth, MADISON SQUARE THEATRE COMPANY in MAY BLOSSOM, KOSTER & BIAL’S. Sacred Concert, TO-NIGHT, AT 7:30. MJAKIJE VAJNCHSrf. AT>A AEF.XANDER, ANGLO GERMAN COMIQUE. THETISSOrS LE CLAIR AND RUSSELL’SBUBLETTA A PHILOSOPHER.” Admission 50 cents. Boxes S 3 and $5 To-morrw and every day hereafter, bvo performances daily, at 3 P. M. and BP. M. OIJOU OPERA HOUSE. to I RICE A DIXEY’S BIG BURLESQUE ' 221st COMPANY, and Mr. HENRY E. Pertormanee. I PINEY In ADONIS. BI JOU OPERA HOUSE. INGERSOLL. THIS(SUNDAY) EVENING. MARCH 29. sitivelv Last Lecture of ROBERT G. INGERSOLL. MUST WE DO TO BE SAVED.” Box office open all day.• • THEISS’ CONCERTS. 14th st., near 3d ave. NEW MUSIC HALL and ALHAMBRA COURT. ENGAGEMENT EXTRAORDINARY. TWV' LEVY!! LEtY!.. TFVYt LEVY!! LEVY!! LEVY! LEVY!? LEVY!” THIS EVENING, Mr. LEVY will perform his NEW OBEAT tOLO SELECTIONS of “IL TROVATOBE.” HEISS’ CONCERTS, 61 West 14th st. THEISS’S CONCERTS, 61 WEST 14th ST. THEISS’S CONCERTS. 61 WESI’ 14th ST. EVERY AFIERNOON AND EVENING. C’ OLUMBIA ROLLER SKATING PAL ACE, MADISON AVENUE and Fifty-ninth street. FINEST PLACE OF AMUSEMENT IN THE CITY. PUOF. E. N. MCCLELLAN will give exhibitions of Fan wEKY i EVENING UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Polo Gam* and Racing Matches for elegant trophies at every session■ ;' American Institute Hall. 3D AVE., BETWEEN 63D and 64TH STS. KNICKERBOCKER ROLLER SKATING CLUB. MORNING, AFTERNOON AND EVENING SESSIONS. Elevated trains stop at the door from 7:15 P. M. to 11. Book Plays, etc.. 15c.; Tableaux, 25c.; Re citations. 30c. Set illustrated. Catalogues 5,000 t Plays, etc., sc. Happy Hours Bazaar, 21 Beekman st.,N.Y. and gimfing. 1 NOTICE.—Harry Hill’s Second R > Annual Electric Light Ball, ,p.i (jiauaoii avenue entrance?. 1 /f TH STREET THEATRE. Cor. 6th ave. JL.tfc HARRIGAN AND HART, Every Evening and Matinees Tuesdays and Fridays, in Mr. E. Harrigan's larcical comedy (revised', “THE MAJOR” N ty T £ C r e £?ry by Mr.Witham, and FOUR ENTIRELY NEW MUSICAL COMPOSITIONS - by Mr. DAVE BRAHAM. The run of “THE MAJOR.” notwithstanding its great success, is restricted to ONLY ONE WEEK MORE.' Next RevivaI—CORDELIA’S ASPIRATIONS. S STREET THEATRE. Cor. 6th ave. -I-tat THIS (Sunday) EVENING, March 29th, PROF. CROMWELL’S ILLUSTRATIONS, THREE.STRANGE CITIES, r. Petersburg, Moscow, and Constantinople. Reserved Seats, 50 cents. Family Circle, 25 cents. Madison square theatre, ~ Broadway and Twenty-fourth street. juk. a. M. PALMER Sole Manager t at B:3 °- SATURDAY MATINEES at 2.- p AST TWO WEEKS I I 189th to 200dth t ime, LAST TWO WEEKS! | “THE PRIVATE SECRETARY.” April 11th, 200uth and last perform ance of “THE PRIVATE SECRETARY.” Monday, April 13th, first production of a comedy- Urai^l. m .£ a 2 : L s ’_ e £ t i tl ed “SEALED INSTRUCTIONS.” IV ATIONAL THEATRE, Nos. 104 and 106 BOWERY. MR. and MRS JOE ALLEN, in A SISTER’S OATH HA SSX 1 ? wI??Y2S I> ’ CONNERS rai KELLY, 1 ROK WALLACE, MAX ARNOLD, . , • ED ' CLARENCE and JESSIE WARNER. Admission, 35, 25,15 and 10 cents. Matinees, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Extra Matinee—EASTEß MONDAY. DALY’S THEATRE. Every ev’n’gat 8:15. I MR - DALY’S NEW COMEDY. a MIGHT OFF. | “A brilliant Success.”—Tribune. Matmees “ Irresistibly amusing.”— Mall-Express. •yea. ana b!vt -, ,1 ‘Audience fairly convulsed.”— Graphic * tickets sold by speculators are worthless. WALLACK’S. Last seven nights and last Matinee of , MR. LESTER WALL ACK and Company in Sardou’s Magnificent Play, DIPLOMACY. TUESDAY, APRIL 7th,OUR JOAN. (STANDARD THEATRE. Br’Ay & 32<1 st. LASI i. FIVE NIGHTS OF RCTiral CASINO, Broadway and 39th street. Johann Strauss’s most successful op**ra comique, DTE FLEDERMAUS (The Bat), By the McCaull Opera Comique Company. m , . ADMISSION, 500. This Sunday Evening Grand Popular Concert. MUSEE, 23d st., bet. sth and 6th avs LI „ OPEN FROM 11 to 11. SUNDAYS. 1 to 11. New Groups—NEW ATTRACTIONS—FA TA MORGANA. Two Grand Sacred Concerts To-day. SUNDAY ADMISSION, 25 CENTS. A MERICAN MABILLE, .i',. , No. 59 Bleecker street, near Broadway At this Popular Resort nightly appear eminent vocal artists in songs, duets, etc., assisted by the celebrated MABILLE QUARTETTE. The large and spacious Ballroom attached to this establishment is continually thronged with the devotees of tlie Tespsichorean Art, and every attention is paid to the comfort and convenience of guests. J. PHELPS, Proprietor. Grand Fancy Dress Carnival, WEDNESDAY EVENING, APRIL Ist, 1885. DON’T FORGET IT. Sans souci music haul, Broadway and Thirty-first street. THOS. E. GOULD,Business Manager. THE FAVORITE RESORT OF THE ELITE. Great attractions for the coming week. March 80th. Entire change of programme. Everything new. Each and everj r artist billed will positively appear, viz: Miss MAY FLORENCE, Miss LILLIE MAY, Miss NELLIE VINCENT, Miss EVA DAKIN, Miss NELLIE DALY, Mr. GEO. HARLEY, Mr. FRANK MORAN, Mr. CHARLES SAVILLE. Mr. HARRY WILSON, BILLIE GREENE, WILL. REYNOLDS, Mr. JOHN FUREY, Ma-ter SYLVESTER, WILL MURPHY, JOHNNY MURPHY, MAX MURPHY, and the Sans Souci Four, PROCTOR, CRIPPEN, WOOLFORD, AND PIPER, In their latest Song and Dance, THE JOCKEYS’ MEETING. This place is CLOSED ON SUNDAYS. FRANK LAWTONManager. Harry Hill’s, Houston and Crosby sts., to inght. The accomplished tocalsts, Smith &, Waish, in their songs and duets. Open every night. Mary anderson, NOW PLAYING AT THE Lyceum Theatre, London, England, ADDRESS ALL COMMUNICATIONS TO MR. HAMILTON GRIFFIN, Box 60, ILong Branch, KT. J. SPECTACLES— BRAZILIAN PEBBLES and Double Vision Glasses, in gold, silver and other iramea Also, the celebrated Eye Preservers, so highly appreciated at the Eye Hospital and the Eye Infirmary, being superior to any other article, giving ease and vigol to the weak, and preserving the perfect sight for many years. Professor FRANKS, Oculist and Optician, Lecturer on the Human Eye and Optics, accurately and soientiti®- aiis adjusts these far-lamed spectacles to defective vuuoas athis office. No. 310 Grand street, near Allen. 0. 6. yuenglMJl’s Extra Fine Cages’ Beer, ALE and PORTER. BREWERIES: 128th STREET and 10th AVE., NEW YORK. BOTTLED FOB EXPORT. THE TRADE, AND FAMI LIES BY A. LI EBLER & CO. ORDERS SENT TO THE BREWERY PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. EXCELSIOR! THE JUSTLY CELEBRATED AND WORLD-FAMED Excelsiorlagerßeer MANUFACTURED BY GEORGE BECHTEL, ES PURE. It Is the FINEST FLAVORED and MOST WHOLESOME Beer before the public. It is pronounced the BEST and Fanst Beer, by eminent Physicians and Chem ists, and they recommend it for INVALIDS as well as the robust. It has received from PHILADELPHIA, NEW YORK, PARIS, SYDNEY, and JAPAN for excellence and pu rity, and Stands Unrivalled! All communications should be addressed to GEORGE EECSITEE, STAPLETON, STATEN ISLAND, N. Y. There is a Beautiful Grove, Bowling 1 Alleys, Restaurant, &c., connected with the Brewery, for the use of Pleasure Parties. ©nrpj'fg. c Co BARGAINS IN CARPETS. 300 PIECES HARTFORD BODY BRUS SELS, warranted of the best quality and full five frame, at SI.OO PER YARD. 150 PIECES MOQUETTES in superior colors, for Parlors, at $1.15 PER YARD. Buyers who wish to avail themselves of these extremely low prices should make an early call, as they cannot ho duplicated. Sctwocdway 1 ptS dL S’zAlTO STOOLS? ’ * Piano Covers, Jgk PIANO SCARFS, TABLE COVERS, STORE STOOLS, MUSIC CABINETS and ST ANDS, largess assortment, best EsSSjaHia goods, lowest prices, JVEFP.ERT, Manufacturer and Importer, No. 390 Canal gtreet. near West Broadway, N. Y. J L. STROUB’S OYSTER BAY, No? • 2369 THIRD AVENUE, between 128th and 129th sts , is furnishing oysters b.v the quart and hundred, and Is delivering on the half shell at all horn s. The proprie tor, John L. Stroub, is the patentee ot the Clam Roaster which is used at most all hotels, oyster houses, and by private families throughout the country with great satis faction They are sola at all the house furnishing stores throughout the U. 8. Principal Depots: John L. Stroub* Oyster Bay, 2369 3d ay.; John L. Stroub’s Family Ovster House, 93 Canal st.; John L. Stronb's River View Hotel, foot of 125th street. North_Ri_ver. New York City. ' WANTED —Ladies and Gentiemen to take nice. light, pleasant work at i heir own homes (dis tance no objection); work sent by mail $2 to $5 a day can be quietly made; no eauvassinr Please address afa once, Reliable M'f’g. Co., Pbila Ic.p a, l a., Box 1593. 91 G Scra P Futures, 10c., or 60 Pictuie Cards, name on. iQAViGc.; scrap Sample Book, 6c. J.B.Husted, Nassau, Hidden Name, Embossed and New Chromo m II Cards, name in new type, an Elegant 48 pago g ra Gilt bound Floral Autograph Album with g a quotations, 12 pago Illustrated Premium and EsS l S 9 Price List and Agent’s Canvassing Outfit, all for 15 cts. SNOW & CO., Meriden, Conn. MUST BE USEDr~ Dr. Young’s Patent Electric Belts. 7 A SURE CURE FOR NERVOUS DEBILITY. LOSS OF MANHOOD, YOUTHFUL ERRORS, WEAKNESS OF BODY AND MIND, &c. A MEDICAL WORK To BE GIVEN away, : showing sufferers how may be cured, and \vW' HEALTH RESTORER" xl'f/.recover health, strength raL trade mark Jan'l manly vigor WITH —•; our TH E AID OF MED- . , . -—“*" ICfNE, will be sent fred by post on receipt of stamped directed envelope. Ad dress. Secretary, Electro Medical Company. No. 445 Canal st., N. Y. !iYRE 'f’ BEARD ELIXIR s^v.i e ° d r A. L. S.MITH & co., Sole Agt’a, Palatine, HI. MRS. WHITE, Doctre.ss.ini Midwife, 112 Forsyth st., near Broome, take■> confinements in her house terms moderate; adopts infants: confidential con sultations. Di § gS® g? CURED. New method. (aA W' u “iJ? S% Sen Holds any case with per fect comfort. City references of cures. Also varicocele, without operation. PEEL' & CO., No. 501 Sixth ave nue, cor. 30th st. Advice Free. Open day and evening. RS. GOLLAS,ladies’ physician, No. 301 -Bth st., corner 2d ave.. can be confidently con sulted. Boards, nurses before and during confinement. MIDY’S SANW MPSOLES are now used in the Hospitals of Paris, In place of Copaiba, Cubebs and Astringent Liquids. They will cure in forty-eight hours all de rangements ot the urinary organs in either sex, without inconvenience of any kind. —BOLD BY— ALL DRUGGISTS, DR. I FRANZ, The Well-known Specialist, and proprietor and consulting pnys cian of the New Fork Botanic Medical Institute, 513 3d ave.. New York City, haa made the treatment of PRIVATE DISEASES of MEN a special study and practice for many years. Over 4,000 cases treated yearly. Recent cases of private diseases cured in a short time. Ulcers, Humors and Blotches oa Face or Body cured without giving mercury or other poisons. Mercury is the curse of the human race. Your children will suffer from its effects. Avoid it as you would any deodlj/ drug. These diseases are being cured at this Institute without mercury. , Dr. FRANZ is a graduate of a regular Medical College, is well known over the 'United States and Canada by thousands of old and young men he has cured, and it is a well-known fact that lor years he himself to the study and treatment of Sexual and Chronic Diseases, thus giving him advantages that few posses?. Dr. FRANZ addresses himself particularly to those who have already tried various physiciansand remedies from whom, they have received no benefits, and who, in fact, have done them more harm than good. By a combination of remedies of great curative power, Dr. FRANZ has so arranged his treatment that it will ab rd not only im- Vn’iMO RJIEM mediate relief, but permanent cures. I UUnu hllli Who are suffering from the effects of youthful indiscretions showing some of tne following symptoms: Nervous and Piiy ical Debility, Impotence (incapacity), Lost Manhood, Abuses of tlie System, Exhausted Vitality, Confusion of Ideas, Dull and Loss of Bril liancy to the Eye, Aversion to Society, De spondency, Pimples on the Face, Loss of Energy, and Frequency of Urinating. Yot* mav be in the first stage, but remem’, er you are fast ap proaching the last. Many a bright >.n i naturally gifted young man, endowed with genius, has permitted his caso to run on until remorse racked Ins utellect. and finally death claimed its victim. So lay a-de your pride, and consult one who thoroughly understands your ailment, and who will know your case, and fin i permanent relief for an ailment that has m ide day a drudgery and night hide.ms. Thousands upon thousands of men, in good standing in the social world, are to-d -y suffering from the fruits of their doings, the seeds of which were sown during moments of thoughtlessness. Young man. turn and gaze upon thy companion, or seek the mirror lor proofs ta> substantiate this fact; so embrace the opportunity and enjoy life and happiness longer. It you tan c ; aim to be a man. act vour part manly. Do not console yourself wita the thought that Nature will help itself, tor in doing sd you not only fan the flame, but wreck Nature and your- . self. “ Little ills germinate fatal diseases.” Ml DLE-AGED MEN Xa»relyoid E1 a 6 S ’a W res ai r o 9 f exce.-ses or youthful follies, and who a e troubled by too frequent evacuations of the bladder, often accompanied by a slight smarting or burning sensat on, and finding a deposit or ropy sediment in the ur ue, and sometimes small particles of albumen will appeal - , or the color will first be of a thin or milkish hue, and ag iin changing to dar.< and torpid appearance, causing nervous debility and Las of vitality. Remember, this is the second stag® ot Seminal Weakness. In all such ases a perfect cure ia guaranteed, and a radical restora o • of the Genito urinary organs. All interviews and letters are sacredly confidential, but all letters must have $1 inclosed tor advice, or they will not be answered. Advice and ex* amination at Institute $! without medicifie. No hum bug business here, nor advice and medicine tor a, dollar, , All charges according to case or in on - h' y. No physician that gives you first-class tieatmemca.i aflord to give you his time and also medicine lor a dollar Investigate your self and find your mistake. Cheap medicines and cheap d< ctors are no good. Medicines packed -o as not to excito curiosity, and sent by express, if iu.l description of case is given, but one personal interview m all cases preierrea. Call early and avoid crowding. Office hours, 9A. M. ta 4P.M,6t0 BP. M. Sundays, 10 a M. to 2P, M» Please mention in what paper you saw tins QoUce. DeMl’ty Manhood «aYd A favorite prescription of a noted specialist (now re tired.) Druggists can fill h. Address DR. WAR 2 & UO»« LOUISIANA, IABIESBLVIsS •• treatise ox development OF T2HE FEMAIJE BUST,” colored anatomical plate, full explanation, medical opinions, etc. Shows that undeveloped or shrunken condition is abnormal and un healthy ; how to enlarge to full and proper proportions. Safe, simple, absolutely certain. (Other portions and mem. bers developed by similar process.) A copy ot tMs valw • . ’ able book mailed in sealed envelope for 20 cts. Address ' ©. Drawer £’7& B KStUFSi'.AyuO, N» V. , ■ Y@ BOEieSSS i manhood, etc. I will send you a valuable treatise upon the above diseases,also diroctions for self-cpre, free of charge. Address Prof. I'. U. l OW nEiv, Moodus, Conn- . WE4K, (IffIEKLOBLWS I OF THE HIDIAN BODY ENLARGED, DEVEL-, I OPED.'ivrRENGTHENED,” Etc., is an interesting advertisement long run in our l >a P er .„., l , n , re J? ly f 1 ?, 1 ”., Anlriea wo will say that there is no evidence ot hum- Vmg the con.tTary the advertisers arg sealed c"Trs g.vmg ™ ' BRlHdK ihTlm. Co., Eufc- !!^ > ~I X of Men Only ; Blood Poison, skiitf bi flammat .on: obstructions bladder, kid< other organs; weakness, nervous and genera?. » 5^i B iuv- prostration. Ac., debiUtj, m jcured ; remarkable cures perfected, which y have been neglected or unskillfull/, !r/?ted - no experiments or failures, it being seit S.* U r a obvsiclan who con-in s himself exclusively to th* y Hndv of certain classes of diseases, ami who treats thou-; ’ every year, must acquire gr- ater skill in tho#f e branches than one in general practice Dr. GRINDER 17J West IStb At., between bth and 7tb