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2 no—so close that I drew back and held my oreath—came Arthur. He disappeared down the shrubbery walk, and still I waited. Not for <ong however, for soon a fluttering, white-robed sgure flitted past me and sped after him. “ I followed noiselessly, and, crouching in the darkness, I heard my affianced husband speak tender, passionate words of love to the woman who called herself my friend. I heard him be moan the fate that tied him to a woman he could not love, and then he clasped her in his arms, calling her his first and only love. Just heaveift, the very words ho had said to me ! I turned away and left them.” Here my aunt’s voice faltered. When I looked up, her face was buried in her hands. “ Dear auntie,” I said eagerly. “ And so I suppose he married her?” “I wish I could say ‘ Yes,’ Beatrice; but my story has a much sadder ending. The next day I returned him his ring and gave him back his freedom. I said nothing about the meeting in the shrubbery, though I think he guessed that I knew of it. In a few hours he had de parted, and soon after I, too, returned home. “About six weeks later wo received the start ling intelligence that poor little Dolly had fled •with him; not long afterward I received a letter from her, dated from some out-of-the-way Ger man town, begging me to forgive her. She had already discovered that the man in whose honor she had trusted was a thorough scoun drel. I answered her letter, assuring her of xny forgiveness, but, some time afterward, it ■was returned. They had gone away, no one knew whither. “ It must have been quite a year after that that I received a telegram from Dover begging me to come without delay to see some one who xvas dying. You can imagine how I wondered ns to who had sent it, until all at once it Hashed across me that it could be none other than Dolly, or—and even then a bitter pain shot through kny heart—perhaps Arthur himself, dying amid strangers. “You know, although young, I was com pletely mistress of my actions; so I started without delay, and there in a poor lodging house lay Dolly, dying—dying of a broken heart. I cannot describe our meeting, nor what was said; suffice it to say that once having per suaded her to fly with him, he had deferred fcheir marriage under various pretexts, until anxiety and remorse had reduced her to a pale, Wan woman, quite unlike the bright, wilful, laughing girl he had wooed; then, tired of her, he had pleaded pressing business as an excuse for leaving her for a short time, and Dolly never saw him again. She received a letter from him enlosing a check, and telling her she Jwould receive a like amount every quarter. *The shock nearly killed her; but she rallied and crossed to Dover, and there her strength forsook her. It was then that she begged her landlady to send for me. “ * May heaven mete to him the measure he lias meted out to you I’ I said; but she caught my hand with a faint pressure. “ ‘ No, no !’ she cried. ‘Do not say that— father pray for him as I do/ and so she died, praying for forgiveness, both for herself and the man who had brought about her death.” My aunt ceased speaking and I crept closer to her. “And what became of him—of Arthur?” I asked. “He ? Oh, at first there was a terrible to-do about it I The poor child had no one to take it lip; she was an orphan and had been mostly brought up at schools, her nearest relative be ing in India, but Arthur’s friends forbade him their houses; so he traveled about for a time, and then, when he came back, they had, or seemed to have, completely forgotten poor Dolly Preston, and he was courted and admired as much as ever. And the next I heard was that he had married a very young and pretty with a considerable fortune. I saw her eeveral times and I noticed she looked far from happy; but there was no open rupture between them, so far as I know. Now, my oear, you know why aunt Jane developed into ft Hour old maid.” < “Oh, my dear, dear auntie/’ I cried, pressing Jkias after kiss on her trembling lips, for she ri»uld scarcely control her emotion during the . last part of her narrative, “what you must Jaave suffered I” “Well, it is all over now, child,” she said, Btriving to speak cheerfully, “and now, dear, I ahall ring for lights; we have been gossiping long enough in the dark.” From that evening our relationship to each Other underwent a complete change. We were simply what we had been, each scarcely tolerating the other, but were now •Arue and sincere companions; not that my aunt Bhowed any open difference in her manner. To strangers she would have appeared the game; but to me there was a great change, fljittle thoughtful acts of kindness, a certain in her tone when speaking to me, endeared my aunt Jane to me during the re jmainder of my visit. As if by mutual consent, we studiously avoided all mention of Aubrey. IX tried hard to banish his memory from my fieart, but I am afraid I succeeded rather badly, or I still found myself clinging obstinately to the belief that in some unaccountable way aunt Jane had made a mistake. CHAPTER VII. ** NOTHING ELSE COULD HAVE MADE YOU LOOK SO t HAPPY.” It was now the end of November, and thor ough November weather it was. Damp, heavy fogs wrapped everything in a shroud, and these were succeeded by cold, drizzling rain. I had been home for more than a week. How pleas ant it was to return to those so dear to me af ter my long absence I We so rarely strayed from the parental fold that my return was quite an event. I had worked myself into a state of intense excite ment as the train neared the little station. Yes, there they were—Lil and Floss and George, my youngest brother, eagerly scanning the car riages as the train slowly came to a standstill. “ Here she is !” shouted George, rushing for ward, and in another minute I was ashing and answering questions with a rapidity that must have astonished any one who happened to be within hearing. All talking together, we passed up the High Street, and then presently we came within sight of the dear old home. There was Hannah standing outside with a branch of myr tle in her hand, which she waved over my head as I passed through the gate. This mystic per formance, she religiously believed, would bring us luck, and no amount of ridicule from us could shake Hannah’s faith in the potency of the charm. I hurried indoors to receive the loving em brace of my mother. How nice it was to be at home again 1 We sat up late that night; there was so much to tell and so much to hear. First of all, I was told that Frank and Lil were to be be married in March. Frank was to have his holiday then, and be had pleaded so hard to take Lil with him that at last my parents had consented, although they would fain have kept her with them a little longer. Then 1 was told that Rupert Travers was lying dangerously ill, suffering from a violent attack of inflammation of the lungs. Indeed at that moment he might be dving. “ How dreadful!” I exclaimed. “ How I feel for his parents I He is their only child. Sup pose he were to die ?” “Heaven’s will be done 1” said mamma, in her low, sweet voice. “If he dies, it will in deed be a terrible blow to them.” “Papa said yesterday that the anxiety has already aged Mrs. Travers wonderfully,” re marked Lil. “Is he conscious?” I asked. “ Yes/’ replied mamma. “ Your father said this morning that he had recovered conscious ness ; but, in bis opinion, unless a change occurs soon, he will not last much longer.” “It seems scarcely credible,” I observed, “ that only such a short time ago he was in full vigor, and now lies dying—is perhaps dead I” I shivered. Death seemed awfully real, now that it had laid its icy hand on one so well known to me. This news seemed to throw a gloom over the rest of the evening. Every day my father brought us news of his condition, for he attended him professionally, and one morning we heard that he was dying, and that his relatives and friends were being summoned to his bedside. Christmas was drawing near now, and my father would have to confess that he was unable to meet his liabilities. I shuddered as I thought of the coming enforced departure from our dear little village, for my father bad seriously de cided upon going to London. What his further plans were I knew not. I could plainly see he keenly felt the separation that seemed inevita ble. He never in my hearing mentioned the ap proaching change, but he became more reserved and preoccupiod. I had not recurred to the subject of my intention to seek a situation, and I now decided that it would be positively mean to leave them just now when trouble was about to overtake them. I resolved therefore to wait until alter the crisis had passed, until we had settled down a little in our new home. I dreaded to think what that change would be to my mother. During the few weeks I had been absent a great alteration had come over her; she would now lie for hours together gazing into vacancy, her work almost entirely neglected, but no word of complaint ever passed her bps. It wanted but four short weeks of Christ mas. Wo were very busy preparing the simple trousseau for the bride, and were hurrying that forward as much as possible, for we knew we should have very little time to spare after we left West Orran. As yet Frank knew noth ing of our intended departure, and I could see Lil was very uneasy about it. Would it make any difference to him ? I wondered; but I soon convinced myself that Frank was not the sort of man to be influenced by any such con siderations. One afternoon we were all very busy, sewing and talking about Rupert Travers, my father having just been hastily summoned to see him. We were full of anxiety as to what could be the reason, when my sister Floss, who was looking out of the window, uttered a cry of sur prise. “Oh, mamma,” she exclaimed, “here is a servant from the Grange coming—and look at his horse, it is panting so ! He must have rid den fast.” We rushed to the window and eagerly looked out. Yes, there was old Collin—as he was gen erally called by us irreverent young folk—get ting oiThis horse. His face wore a very solemn expression as he hobbled toward the house, and a sudden hush fell upon us. When he entered the room, we felt that something momentous ha doccurred. “What is it, Collins ?” I asked, as soon as he appeared in the doorway. “If you please,” he said, looking straight at M. "I was seat to fteK if Mies Lilian Sevan would be kind enough to come to the Grange immediately. My master has asked to see her.” “Is he worse?” I asked, in an awe-struok tone. “ Well, miss, I don’t know exactly. It is the terrible weakness they are afraid of; the least excitement may prove fatal; and, when he asked for Miss Lilian, at first Doctor Bevan would not hear of his seeing her, but he was obliged to yield, for Mr. Rupert kept asking so often that at last Doctor Bevan said I was to come and fetch her.” “Beatrice,” said Lil, “I cannot—l really can not I” She was very pale, and trembled with sup pressed excitement. “You must go,” I urged firmly. Then I whispered, “Remember, you ought to go.” “ Yes, I know; but, oh, Beatrice, that is just it I lam ashamed to see him.” “ You will please excuse me, miss,” broke in the voice of Collins, “ but the carriage will be here in a few minutes for you—l came on first so as to lose no time.” “Lil,” I again urged, “there is no time to lose ; you must go and dress yourself at once.” “ Yes, I will,” she assented, with apparent effort, and we both left the room. “ Beatrice, come with me,” she pleaded nerv ously, “1 cannot go by myself. “But I am not wanted,” I replied; “I can- “ You can wait for me at the Grange,” she urged. “ Do, do come, dear !” Seeing that she really was unfit to go by herself, I consented, and hastily dressed my self to accompany her. During the drive Lil sat very quiet in the corner of the carriage, till we camo in sight of the Grange, when she gavq a start. “Oh, Beatrice/* she cried, turning on me great pleading eyes, “ why, why did you make me encourage him ? It was wrong, you know it was.” “Lil,” I answered, completely subdued, “do not speak to me like that. I have been pun ished enough for my wickedness—ah, you do not know how much I” “But—but suppose,” she persisted, “he should ask me to—to ■” “To what?” I asked quickly, for we were nearing the end of the row of chestants. “To marry him,” she faltered. “I could not bear to dispute his wishes; but I love Frank. Oh, how I wish we had never com menced that dreadful plot!” “Here we are I” I said breathlessly, as the carriage stopped before the door. “ I can give you no advice, Lil,” 1 continued mournfully. “I think a great deal of sorrow would have been avoided if I had never advised you. ’ There was no time to say anything more, for my father came forward and led Lil up the stairs, while I sat, miserable and self-accusing, in the great deserted drawing-room. Alter a little while papa came to me, and told me I had better return home, and he would bring Lil later on. So I again entered the carriage, and was driven back. It was late in the evening when Lil returned, accompanied by papa. Her eyes were swollen with excessive weeping, and she went to her room at once. “How is he?” we questioned eagerly, as papa came in. “Better,” he replied. “I think he will re cover.” We all drew a breath of relief. “ Then Lil’s visit has had a beneficial effect ?” observed mamma. “ Yes,” answered papa; “ I was afraid at first, and Doctor Phillips—the London physician— positively forbade it; but if she had not gone, the excitement consequent on being thwarted in his wishes would, in my judgment, have been infinitely greater; so, after consulting his father, we decided to send for her, and, as I expected, the visit has done a great deal of good instead of harm.” I never asked, nor did my sister tell me, what had passed between her and Rupert; but for some days afterward she was very thought ful and sad. 'lb? £]ay* sped away, and now it wanted but one week’ to Christmas day. The weather was very fine and Wild for the time of year, and a great longing cSJQQ over me to visit again the spot where my youxig hopes had been so com pletely blighted. Rupert was still very illbut his recovery was not now thought hopeless, a»d it was intended, as soon as he should be strong enough to bear the journey, to take him to a milder climate. This longing to visit the Five Beeches grew upon me, and accordingly one afternoon I found myself walking up the familiar path that led to the spot. With what different emotions did I regard the scene now from those which the same view had excited within me on the last oc- ; casion I had traveled that road ! At length I stood under the gaunt spreading 1 branches of the Five Beeches, now divested of 1 their foliage. There was the spot where I had seated myself—a natural seat formed by the roots of the trees. I went toward it with the in- ’ tention of resting, but the interstices were filled 1 with moisture and half-decayed leaves, so I 1 turned away and wandered on a little farther, i and at leng"th found a tolerably dry seat on a fallen tree. 1 How dreary it seemed I I buried my face in s my hands and gave myself up to thought. Ido f not know how long I bad sat there when I was startled by hearing a firm, muffled footfall com ing across the thick carpet of leaves. 1 My heart felt a thrill of fear as I then per- ( ceived that I must have sat there considerably t longer than I intended. The short afternoon was already on the wane, and thick dark shad- r ows lurked around me. I hastily rose to my t feet and crossed the space intervening between myself and the clump of trees by the roadside, c trembling at the sound of my own feet on the dead rustling leaves. I drew a long breath of i relief as I passed them and saw before me the i road. Then, as if spellbound, I suddenly stop ped, for there, leaning against a tree, stood Au- j brey. He slowly turned and looked at me, then stretched out his arms with a low, glad cry. < “ Beatrice, mv darling!” he exclaimed, his ( voice choked with emotion. I seemed riveted to the earth, and the sud- I denness of the meeting completely bewildered 1 me. “ Beatrice, my darling I”—the words rang in my ears. I felt that there must be some mis take—that I should eventually wake up and find it all a dream. But no; the next moment strong * arms encircled me, and a voice I loved, oh, too ( well, whispered loving words in my ear. I yielded to the rapture of the moment, never asking what had wrought this wondrous change —what had caused him to speak words of love and fondness. I forgot that he had a wife al ready, that from this man I ought to have turned in horror; for a brief time all was forgot ten in my great happiness. At length 1 became aware of the increasing gloom stealing over us, and recovered in a degree my self-possession. 1 I gently disengaged myself from his encircling < arms, and blessed the friendly darkness which 1 partially concealed my blushes. “ Aubrey,” I said, his name involuntarily es- 1 caping my lips, “I did not expect to meet you i here.” < “Did yon not?” he rejoined. “ I expected to i see you; I knew you would come.” I “Why,” I said, in undignified astonishment, “ I did not myself know I was coming until a ; short time before I started.” “ Nevertheless I knew you would come,” he ’ remarked, smiling. “ Oh, Aubrey 1” I asked at length, shyly, “what has happened to make you think so dif ferently of me ?’’ “lam indebted to your Aunt Jane,” he re plied, “ for my present happiness.” “ Aunt Jane !” I echoed in amazement. “Why, she—she ” I stopped in confusion. “She detests you,” I was about to add. “Thinks lama villain of the deepest dye,” he added, laughing slightly. I “ I did not believe it,” I assured him eagerly. “ Although her story seemed conclusive, still I held to the belief that there must have been some mistake.” “ I have not said there has been any mistake,” he answered, with a roguish twinkle in his eye —“ I may still be a scoundrel.” “Oh, Aubrey,” I said, looking up into his face, which, by-the-by, 1 could scarcely see, “one has only to look at you to know that you are not.” “ You little flatterer !” he rejoined. “ But see how dark it is getting ! I think we had better walk toward your house, and I will tell you how it has all come about. After I met you in Cam den Town, when my cousin was with me,” con tinued Aubrey, as we slowly bent our steps to ward home, “ I was really troubled in my mind about you. The look with which you regarded me I could not believe was one of deceit.” “ Oh, Aubrey 1” I exclaimed. “Forgive me, dear,” he went on. “I am ready to admit now that I judged you very hardly; but 1 loved you, Beatrice, and it was a cruel blow to me to hear that the woman upon whom I had lavished my love was only a heart less schemer. I felt very unhappy, and, after our accidental meeting, I often walked down the same street, hoping to see you again. One day,twhen slowly pacing along, I saw coming toward me your aunt, Miss Bevan. I looked around, but could not see yon; I therefore ac costed your aunt, with whom 1 was but slightly acquainted, determined, if [feasible, to find out where you were. During the conversation which ensued I asked if you had returned to West Orran. She appeared greatly surprised at the question, and at first did not seem in clined to satisfy me. At length, however, she asked if I wanted the information for myself or for any one else. It was now my [turn to be surprised at so singular a question. Wonder ing what could have prompted such an in quiry, I told her it was for my own satisfac tion I sought the information, and asked her on whose behalf she thought I should make such an inquiry. She replied that she was afraid it was for my cousin Arthur. After that, she begged me to call on her on the following evening, which I did, and then Miss Bevan told me she thought she had made a great mistake, which she would like to remedy, and then by degrees I learned the whole story.” “ What did aunt tell you about me ?” I de manded, for an unpleasant thought had crept into my mind that Aunt Jane must have told him that I loved him, or how could he have addressed me as he had? He must have divined my thoughts, tor he immediately replied: “ I first told your aunt how dear you were to me, and then she reluctantly, and after great pressure, admitted she thought you were not altogether indifferent to me.” By this time we had reached the little gate leading to the garden. “ Will you not come in ?” I asked, rather timidly, “No, not now,” he answered; “ to-morrow 1 will call; but now good by, my darling.” Wo had so many last words to say that it was , fully half an hour before I made my appearance NEW YORK DISPATCH, JULY 26, 188 J indoors. How I shrank from presenting myself before the family, for I well knew my great hap piness was reflected on my face I My heart was brimming over with joy; not even the thought of the trouble hanging over our house had pow er to damp it. I found my mother and sister in a state of alarm at my protracted absence, for I had told them on going out that I should return in about an hour, and now it was nearly six o'clock. Was it possible ? I thought. How the time had flown, and how pleasantly I “ Your walk has certainly done you good,” ob served Lil, looking at me rather inquisitively; “I thought your eyes were positively dancing with delight. I shall begin to think you have struck on some hidden treasure.” “So I have,” I well-nigh exclaimed—“ the priceless treasure of a good man’s love I” But I only laughed a low, quiet laugh of supreme content. “You will know to-morrow what makes me so happy,” I said aloud; and, glad to escape their questioning looks, I hastily left the room. The next morning I awoke with the lark, and felt oppressed with the weight of my happiness. As the hours wore on I worked myself into a state of intense nervous excitement, and every ring at the bell caused me to tremble. While pretending to be occupied in some of the vari ous household duties that fell to my share, I strained my ears to catch the sound of his ap proaching footsteps; but the morning wore away and no Aubrey came. Then I began to torture myself with fears lest he might have been waylaid and robbed and murdered on the previous evening. It was a very lonely road, and the night had been intensely dark; he might even have "missed his way and fallen into one of the numerous ponds in the district. Perhaps while I had been peacefully sleeping he had been fighting a fierce battle for life I As tnesd disquieting thoughts Were coursing through my mind, a loud peal of the bell caused me to start to my feet in alarm* 89 firmly had I persuaded myself that sviilo calamity Had happened, that I waited with bated breath to hear my dread forebodings verified. It did not occur to mo that if Aubrey Galveston had met with any mishap no one would have thought of sending to me to communicate the dread tid ings. But instead of hearing a strange voice speak idg words of dreadful import, it was Aubrey’s clear mellow tones that fell upon my ear, it was Aubrey's firm step that sounded crossing the hall. The next moment Lil came running up the stairs rather excitedly. “ Beatrice,” she cried, “it is Mr. Galveston 1” “Is it?’ I returned, trying to speak carelessly and look indifferent; but I failed lamentably. “ Beattie,” went on Lil, reading my secret in my guilty looks, “can it be ? Oh, lam so glad I” And she threw her arms around my neck and pressed warm kisses upon my cheeks. “ You saw him last night?” Lil asked at length, shak ing her head at me in mock reproof. “ Oh, you sly girl I That was what made you look so hap py; how silly I must have been not to guess it was something of the sort I Nothing else could have made you look like that.” “ Oh, Lil, I am so happy !” I exclaimed, hard ly knowing whether to laugh or cry in my un bounded happiness. “ Of course you are ; I know all about that,” laughed my sister, with conscious superiority. “ But, Beatrice”—in a halt whisper—“ is he well-off—rich, I mean ?” “ I really do not know,” I answered, with su preme nonchalance, “ nor do I care.” “Dear, dear,” laughed Lil, mischievously; *‘how dreadfully in love we are I I can see it is of no use talking to you at present about pounds, shillings and pence.” At this juncture Hannah tapped at the door. “ You are wanted down stairs, please, Miss Beatrice,” she said. With a palpitating heart I descended. What really occurred then I do not distinctly remem ber ; but 1 do know that I threw myself into my dear mother's arms and received her fer vent blessing. I know, too, that I laughed and cried by turns, and I understood that my lover was a rich man, and that I should be able to live the life of a lady. But at that moment the question of riches did not weigh much with me; to be with him, to spend my days with him, was all I craved. At length Aubrey rose to go, and I accompa nied him to the door. “Aubrey,” I whispered, “ why did you not come this morning, as you promised ?” “ I could not/’ he answered. “ Rupert was exceedingly restless, and I stayed to read to him. I knew my darling would not mind that.” “Oh, no,” I answered, eagerly. “But, oh. Aubrey, I thought aIJ sorts of things—that you had met with some accident, or perhaps had been murdered.” “Foolish child!” he said,, tenderly. “Do you not think I caq take care of myself ?” “ Yes, of course,” I replied,, with a smile; “but one never knows wbstf might happen—it was dreadfully dark. Aubrey laughed aloud. “Who ever heard of a mi’rd'er ocunrring within l the limits of decorous- and law-abiding West Orran ? The most flagrant breach of the law one would hear of here wou.id' be an orchard robbery. ” “Well, you might have a pa®cJ,” I persisted; “ but, Aubrey, I wish' to ask you something. Is your cousin much' like yon in figure?” “ Very much indeed,” he answered! “Then that explains,” I said. “It was to-- him my aunt was speaking the day I saw you in 1 Camden Town ; but, as his back vmsb turned toward me, I mistook him for you.” “Of course it was. I entered the shop to make some purchases, and left him outside talking to Miss-Bevan.” “Aubrey,” I asked, in a low voice, “isyour cousin such a very, very wicked man ?” “My darling,” returned Aubrey, gently, “I would much rathery&u did not speak of him ; it is a very painful subject to me.” “I will never db*so*again,” I responded, “if you do not wish it;” I watched him down the garden path and out of the gate, and then 1 re-entered the house, all doubts, all fears set at rest forever. “Mamma,” I said l , as I knelt in my favorite place by her side, “you must not fret so much now about our having to-leave here.” “ W T hy, dear ?” askeffmy mother. “Because, after I am- married, I will ask Aubrey to give me the money to pay Mr. W’in throp, so the disgrace will only attach itself to our name for a time.” “May Heaven grant it f’ said mamma, fer vently. (To be Continued.) TIIE TWO* CffIIPORALS. BY AN EXrBEBEL. Being, as I am. a man of no education—never having been given a fair show in my younger days—the reader is asked to excuse my plain language and bad grammar. You most know that I belonged to the Fif teenth Alabama Infantry, and that we went to the front pretty early in the war. We thus had our pick of good men. In my company the third corporal was a powerful big chap named Sam Chapin, who had been overseer on a plan tation near Huntsville. He was not only big and powerful, but his nigger-driving habits had made a selfish, overbearing and cruel man of him. He hadn’t been in the company a week before half the men were down on him for his meanness. Big Sam also had his dislikes, but there was one man he hated in particular. I shouldn’t have said man, for he was only a boy 17 years old—slim, pale-faced, and as timid in look as a girl. Sam took a hatred of this boy on sight, and let no occasion pass to nag him and render his hard lot still harder. Jimmie, as the boy was called, bad no complaints to make. He was of a forgiving disposition, and no matter what he felt or thought, we never heard him con demning anybody by word of mouth. Some of us would have killed Big Sam had we been in Jimmie’s place, but such a thing as striking back seemed never to have occurred to the boy. Well, one day when a part of our regiment was cut off from the brigade by a flank movement of the Union troops, and our situation was desper ate, our captain steps out and says: “Boys, I want to send word to Col. . Where’s the man who’ll take it?” He was looking right at Big Sam all the time, but that individual turned two shades whiter and hid himself in the rear ranks, muttering that nobody but a fool would try to push past three thousand Yankee muskets with the mes sage. The first thing we knew Jimmie had mounted a horse from which some officer had been shot and was riding away. How he ever ran that gauntlet with his life was more than we could tell, but he did get through, and down came enough of our forces to help us out of the box. There was new cause for Big Sam to hate Jimmie. The boy had not only exhibited great er courage in the face of danger, and right be fore us all, but he was promoted to be third corporal. This was a promotion right over the head of Big Sam, and he felt it to the ends of hie fingers. He couldn’t nag the boy any more, and I have no doubt he swore a solemn oath to kill him at the first opportunity. Indeed, he hinted as much, and became so ugly and abus ive to all that some of us wanted to kill him. Well, in about six weeks we had another tus sle with the Yanks. We got into it hot and heavy, and as we were driving them, for the moment I found myself alongside of Big Sam. We were disputing for a rise of ground, and far in advance of us, carrying the flag which the color-bearer had mropped as a bullet had hit him, was Corporal Jimmie. I was feeling proud to see him there, when, as Heaven is my judge, I saw Big Sam raise his musket, take deliberate aim at the boy, and the next moment Corporal Jimmie went down. It was a hurly-burly time, with grape and ead cutting all around us, and I let the inci dent pass lor the time, determined, though, that Big Sam should pay the forfeit after the battle. We kept on and on, but as we rose the hill we were checked. In five minutes more we were being driven, and that was how it came about that Corporal Jimmie, with his left arm broken by Big Sam’s bullet, found himself lying beside the ex-overseer, who had a Yankee bullet in hie leg. There were plenty of other wounded, and some dead ones, too, but our two men lay al most side by side. Big Sam was groaning, cursing and whining, like the coward he was, when a canteen was held within reach, and a voice said: “Take it, comrade—a drink will ease your pain.” “ W-what! is it you ?” exclaimed the overseer as he rose up on his elbow and gazed at Jim mie. “ Yes; both of us are down, but you are hit the worst. Can I help you ?” “You help me?” “ Of course.” It paralyzed Big Sam to meet with such words from the man he had tried to kill. After a time he groaned out: “Say, Jimmie, you orter shoot mo through the head !” “ What for ?” “ ’Cause I’m the man as fired that bullet into you I” “ Well, I don’t want revenge. I’m now able to crawl away, but I won’t leave you.” The Yanks were massing artillery to play on that rise of ground, and what does Corporal Jimmie do but get up in the face of all the sharpshooters, and, wounded and faint as he was, half drag, half carry Big Bam down into a sheltered ravine. More’n that, he binds up his wound and makes him pretty comfortable, and there we found ’em along toward when a grand charge finally gave us the ground. You remember I had seen Big Sam draw a bead on the boy, but when I went to make a stir over it, Corporal Jimmie said : “ Please, don’t! He has been punished enough. I think he will be a changed man.” And so he was. They took to each other like twin ducks, and were the fastest, firmest friends you ever saw. Big Sam dropped all mean ways, and within a year was orderly sergeant of the company, while Corporal Jimmie was a lieutenant. Steamboat Eeminiscences. AN EXCITING RACE IN THE EARLY LAYS OF THE MISSISSIPPI. {From the {Minn.) Globe.) Shortly after dusk the other evening a repre sentative of the Globe was strolling along the dock at the foot of Jackson street and saw at the end ol the Diamond Jo dock a man sitting on a post. He was a most singular looking indi vidual, with a lur hat of coonskin, from under neath which a growth of long shaggy hair fell in wild abandon, a coat that had seen better times, uo vest, and a pair of overalls, the bot toms of which were neatly packed inside a pair of top boots. As the reporter approached he found no difficulty in recognizing Whirlpool Pete, one of the oldest boatmen on the Missis sippi river. Pete was very condescending on this evening, and was more sociable than when approached on “I was just thinking of a Fourth of July I spent thirteen years ago,” said Pete, as he pitched a worn-out chew of tobacco into the river, which caused a big splash, and placed another plug between his long and lank, though powerful, jaws. “ Yes, it was thirteen years ago the Fourth, that I had one of the greatest rides and races that was ever known on the Mississippi. I was then an engineer on the “Star” of New Orleans, which has long since been turned out in ashes from the stove, and though the boat was a fairly fast one, it had never secured any notable reputation for making quick time. The captaiu, Dick Jones, was a new one, but he was a stun ner, and when any one got the upper hand of him it was while he was asleep. The South erners were coming up to St. Louis in large numbers to spend the Summer, and they had any quantity of tin, and weren’t sparing of it, either. The only thing they did while on the trip was to sit and bet on full hands or make a bluff on nothing at all, and to win or lose a thousand or two was thought nothing of; why the loser sort o’ gloried in being able to squander that much without its seriously affecting him. “ Well, it was just such a crowd of people as this that the ‘Star’ had for its passenger list to St. Louis. It was about seven o’clock in the morning of the Fourth that we cleared from New Orleans, and one of the brightest days ever seen. About noon the ‘Sea-Gull/ the fast est boat on the river, caught up to us and ran alongside lor a little ways. A young man, per haps not over twenty, but with one of the finest looking faces I ever saw, was playing at the poker-table with a dark chap, who looked like a Spaniard or a Mexican, and as soon as he no ticed the ‘Sea-Gull’ he raw out of the cabin with a fistful of money and called out, ‘ I will bet ten thousand dollars that-She ‘ Star' reaches SL Louis first.’ The ‘Sea-Gull’ was qwickly leaving us, and a man called’ from the deck of that boat that he would accept the bet, the set tlement to be made on arrival. The young man then spoke to the captain, and h® comes to me and says-: ‘“Pete,, one of the young bloods on board 1 has just now made a bet that we will beat thy “Sea-GuH” to St. Louis. I know the bet is a foolish ono, but just for the fun of if? we will see how the “SW” can run, and ifshe'beats the j “Sea-Gull” 1 will give you one huiMlred dol lars.’ The c ’Gull’ was then several-hundred yards ahead* of us, and by the blank smoke "coming from her smokestack it could be seen that they were firing in the wood to- the fire place for all they were worth. The hundred cases struck me-pretty hard, and I said- to my self that if there'was any go in the ‘ Star ”it was going to show it day. I had the deck-hands bring the dry piuw slabs to the fire-place, and soon alter the steam; was just a-seething. I looked at the register, and the steam had al ready increased ten pounds and was going up like a race-horse. I chucked in more slabs 3>ad oiled others that wevc in readiness, and then took time to look aftepthe- ‘Gull/ When I did see her for an instant m-y spirits forsook me. She was about half a nrilfe- ahead and the flames were spurting from heir smoke-stack, and th® people were trying to coax- us on with their handkerchiefs. This latter trick made me des perate, and I did not thick-of any hundred dol lars' then, but my reputation, and the ‘Star’ was-either going to finish tha race first or blow up on the way. I again descended to the fire room; and shoved in the woedv which was oiled. It* had the desired effect.- The draft was so greafr that before the slabs' were half burned they would go up the smoke-'otack. The regis ter showed seven'ty-five poundoof steam, where there was a possible one hundred, and it was rising quickly. In five minutes it was eighty, and tc> minutes later eighty-ffve. The press ure-on-the valves was so great that I was afraid they would fly off, and I had them braced. I was-flying around all over, and-the sweat was ' just a-pouring off me ; my boots'were half full; when I would walk it would spurt out. “The passengers were thoroughly excited, and that young man was just as cool and col lected as-could be, playing a big game with his Spanish friend. Boats never traveled up the Mississipni as those two did. I was always afraid =to look ahead lor fear of not being able to see the Sea Gull any more, so I stuck close to the engine room, and every few minutes I would stir up the fire. Wherever |I walked imy trail was destructive, lor the water just rolled off me in big drops, it was so hot down there, and to keep up all right I had to duck my head into a bucket* of water every minute or two. This continued until the night before we were to ar rive in. St. Louis. I rested very little during that time, always keeping close to the Sea Gull, but never able to overtake her. We would ar rive about 10 o’clock in the morning at St. Louis, and if I wanted to get there first I had to do something pretty suddenly. The steam bad, since it reached eighty-five pounds, never been below that, and I then determined, at no matter what cost, to put it above that point.. There was a cargo of cotton on board, and it happened to be piled up near the fireplace. I tumbled several bales iorward and put them im. The result was almost instantaneous. The suc tion was something terrible. That fire was so hot that I thought the whole business would melt and flow around the boat. It made a great noise, and in a short time the steam was up to 100 pounds even. 1 was delighted, and I pushed in another bale and left the door open so the fire would have more draught You can imagine how strong the draught was when I tell you that it drew one of those bales in itself which I had left about five feet from the door. I worked it in this way until the morning and then went on deck, and by the white whisky of Kentucky and steers of Texas we were about a mile ahead of the Sea Gull. I did not relax in my efforts, however, but continued to fire up as I did previously, and the distance between the Star and the Gull got greater and greater, and when we reached St. Louis at 9 o’clock we were just about two miles ahead. I went up on deck and that young man came up to me and put a purse in my hand, and when I afterward looked into it I found it contained $5. and both he and I were almighty well pleased. The captain got something pretty good also, and whacked up with me, for, as he said, he would not have got it had it not been for me, and besides, he gave a recommend, which I will show you some time if you come up to my place.” BILLNYKS" HUMOR. The Humorist’s Account of Visiting a Chamber of Horrors.) (From the Troy Times.) There are horrors there in that orypt that are well worth double the price of admission. One peculiarity of the chamber of horrors is that you finally get nervous when any one touches you, and you immediately suspect that he is a horror who has come out of hie crypt to get a breath of fresh air and stretch his legs. That is the reason I shuddered a little when I felt a man’s hand in ray pocket. It was so unexpect ed, and the surroundings were such that I must have appeared startled. The man was a stran ger to me, though I could see that he was a per fect gentleman. His clothes were superior to mine in every way, and he had a certain refine ment of manners which betrayed his ill-con cealed Knickerbocker lineage high. I said: “ Sir, you will find my fine-cut tobacco in the other pocket.” This startled him so that he wheeled about and wildly dashed into the arms of a wax policeman near the door. When he : discovered that he was in the clutches of a suit I of second-hand clothes filled with wax, he ■ seemed to be greatly annoyed, and strode rap idly away. I returned to view a chaste and truthful scene, where one man had successfully killed another with a club. I leaned pensively against a column with my own spinal column, wrapped in thought. Pretty soon a young gen tleman from New Jersey, with an Adam’s apple on him like a full-grown yam, and accompanied by a young lady, also from the muskeeto jungles of Jersey, touched me on the bosom with his umbrella, and began to explain me to his com panion. “ This,” said the Adam’s apple with the young man attached to it, “ is Jesse James, the great outlaw chief from Missouri. How life like he is ! Little would you think, Eineline, that he would as soon disembowel a bank, kill the entire board of directors of a railroad com panv, and ride off the rolling stock, as you would wrap yourself around a doughnut. How tender and kind he looks 1 He not only looks gentle and peaceful, but he looks to iue as if ho wasn’t real bright.” I then uttered a piercing shriek, and the young man from New Jersey went away. Nothing is so embarrassing to an eminent man as to stand quietly near and hear people discuss him. a wm iwaEus. A TALE OF KENTUCKY PIONEER LIFE. When a settlement was first made in South Kentucky one of the great dangers of the colony was the universal presence of the wolf. Around the Green River lay heavy forests, into which no one ventured to go unless ready to meet the savage animal at every turn. Barnyards were robbed of calves and pigs, belated wayfarers were attacked, and sometimes even a child was carried away. Henderson, one of the most prosperous towns near the mouth of the Green River, took its name from a family of wealthy planters located there. Now, they had an old black slave called Dick, who was a skillful fiddler, but good for little else. He was the most important “gem mau of color ” in all the country, in constant re quest for forty miles around for corn-shuck ings, weddings, and breakdowns. His master was wealthy and good-natured, and allowed him to have very much his own way. It happened once that a grand marriage festi val took place among the colored people at a plantation about six miles from Henderson. Old Dick was summoned, of course, to act as musician and master of ceremonies. He put on his blue coat, with Ion" tails and flaming gilt buttons, and rolled a brilliant cravat round an immensely high ghirt-colhr, IU allowed the younger ulggoTS to leave before him, because, though ho liked puuoidallty, be would never demean himself by unbecoming haste; and when he was finally ready he sallied forth alotio. His wav lay, for the most part, through a forest, where there was no wagon road for miles. It was a solitude so dismal that the very silence seemed full of echoes. As Dick went on, visions played before his eyes of a warm and cheerful room, crowded with happy people, of homage yielded to himself by old and young, as the viceroy of King Etiquette. Still, in spite of dignity, he could not but hasten his steps. Perhaps "he was anxious to get out of the woods as quickly as possible, and well he might bo. There was a route of wolves in the distance on every side. They were yelling be hind him, and the dismal sound was echoed from the front, on right and left, and they were rushing with uncouth howls through the forest in search of prey. Gradually the sounds came nearer. They seemed to be closing around him. He began to run, and heard them tear ing along all the faster. The wood seemed alive with devils, and a pack of hungry wolves appeared charging upon him from every side. But he soon stopped running. He knew that the wolf is very cautious of attacking a human being, and that if you walk steadily, without seeming afraid, it is still more hesitating. The old fiddler now kept on at a regular pace, but the danger continued to increase. Every mo ment Dick shuddered as a black form rushed by, and he heard its jaws snap with a ring like that of a steel trap. The pack was evidently gathering, but he knew that a little way on there was an old clearing with a deserted hut in the middle, and this he hoped to reach before the wolves began their attack. They were growing bolder every instant. He could see their green eyes sparkling through the thicketp around. Then some €>f them swept by close to his legs, snapping at him as they passed. Ho struck at them with his fiddle; the strings jarred loudly, and, oh ! what a relief came to his shivering soul when ho saw that the sound made the brutes stand off. He imme diately struck his hand violently across the chords. A wolf that was within two yards of him leaped aside in terror. He walked rapidly iorward smiting his violin again and again to terrify the creatures that beset him. Soon he reached the clearing. It was a broad field covered with snow, and in the centre of it stood the hut of which Dick was in search.- He bounded hastily over the white surface, scrap ing the strings with his hand until they shriek ed harshly, and the wolves roared again with terror. They paused at the edge of the clear ing,. with tails between thejr legs, looking after the singular being whom they desired but 1 feared to attack. Their savage instinct was in stantly renewed, however, and again yelling, they gave chase, their black shadows hurrying like phantoms over the snow. Dick stiff con tinued to 1 strike the fiddle, but even this would not have saved him had ho not reached the hut just as'the whole pack was at his heels. In he rushed, stemmed the rickety door behind him, clambered up through a hole m the roof, and perched on the gable, with the frail tenement Ijferally shaking, beneath his weight. The door of the cabin did not for a moment withstand the attack of the wolves, which immediately throng ed the interior. They were now wild with rage. They leaped np, they gnashed their teeth, they closed their jaws with that sharp snap so horri ble t3*tbe ears of the fiddler, and he almost fell from his roost in despair; but be remembered the effect of his-violin. He had not yet drawn the bow from its- case,, but now did so, and struck it shrieking across l the strings, forced all the while to keep his lege kicking high in the air to avoid the trap-like fangs that were only a few inches below. In an instant the yells ceased, and* the negro went on, drawing forth the most wild, hysterical, and grating sounds from his friendly violin. This barbarous noise, however, had no other effect upon the creatures than to astonish them. Even wolves cannot be charmed by bad music. When the first surprise-was they renewed their attack. Presently a great, gaunt head, lit by two eyes like globes of green fire, was thrust up through the roof. “ Who’s dar ?” shrieked the negro, mad with horror. An instinct saved:himL Just as there seemed no thread of fate to hold him from be ing dragged down-and made the prey of these ravenous brutes he once more smote his bow upon the fiddle and began, with desperate ener gy to play “ Yankee Doodle.” The loud, inspir ing tones caused instant silence among the hun gry rout below. Orpheus piping to the brutes was no unmeaning fable. Dick won a kindred triumph. He was astonished* at the effect of his music. Around him.was the most attentive au dience that over listened te-hie fiddling. But whenever there was- the elightest pause, the wolves sprang forward and commenced their howl again. Thus the black was forced to la bor away, flinging his feet into the air, re doubling hiswigor and filling the whole clear ing with this extraordinary harmony. A feel ing of professional pride gradually stole over him in spite of his alarm. Now and then a thought of the wedding, of the warm lights, of the sweetened whisky, of the whirling dance, of the homage and admiration of the colored peo ple, came regretful into>hie mind; but he knew that he was safe so-long as he continued to play: so on he went, from. “ Yankee Doodle” to “ Hail Columbia,” searching his memory for •very lively strain, to charm away the ferocity of the strange auditors that crouched around. The pleasure and pride, as well as patience, came to an end. It was- a cold night; Dick had walked far aud fasted long; his arms were weary of their exercise ; he began to feel be numbed, hungry, exhausted. Nothing, how ever, could be done but play on, lor at every pause those fearful.growls began again. There was no satisfying that eluggy troop of connois seurs, fidgeting as they sat with lolling tongues and perched ears, through several hours of the wildest night that Dick had ever known. The moon sank lower- in the west. A deeper shad ow crept from , under th® arches of the forest. The stars seemed, paler, the trees barer and gaunter, and.the troop of wolves to multiply in stead of diminishing. At the wedding feast the people became alarmed. Dick, was the soul of punctuality. What could have happened ? Their anxiety tor his safety and desire for his fiddling impelled them to seekhim.. So, with lanterns and clabs, they went.out through the plantations to look for. him, and when, they found him, he was stiff perched on the roof of the old hut sawing upon his fiddle, running over all his tunes again, but ready to drop with weariness and cold. The wolves were driven off, and they reluctantly quitted the spot. Their forms might be seen lingering on the skirts of the woods, and, as the rescuers passed on with their old friend, a howl, rising at intervals, and an occasional rustling among the bushes, showed that the pack was stiff in. wary and determined, but useless pur suit. It was long past midnight when Dick arrayed with his fiddle. All that could be done was to go on all next day instead of breaking up in the morning. The fires blazed high, and theis light blazed in ruddy streams across the floor. The corn cakes were hot and the sweet whisky was abundant, so Dick was cheerful alter hia adven tures ; and for many, many hours he went on playing to a happy crowd of revelers those airs of merriness which, to save his life, he- had been playing all night to a pack of wolves. FATHER JARDINE. Pastor and Vestrymen Appear in the Church, Armed to the Teeth. (From the Globe-Democrat.) A moat extraordinary and dramatic scene was enacted at St. Mary’s church last Sunday morn ing. The disgraced rector, despite threats of violence, boldly donned the sacerdotal robes, and performed the sacred rites of the Church. The audience—one of the largest ever in the church since Jardine came to it—testified their disapproval by stamping, whistling, and deris ive shouts of laughter, The crowd began to as semble long before the hour for service, and by eleven o’clock the church was filled to its utmost capacity. The only ladies present were a halt dozen female members of his flock. Two or three policemen had been stationed in the rear of the church at the solicitation of the rec tor, and the vestry were present in full force, armed with revolvers, in anticipation of a fray. Jardine had a brace of revolvers strapped about his waist underneath hie priestly gown, deter mined to resist to the last any attempt to remove him by force. A short time before the service began he walked through the church as if to determine the pulse of the audience. He had scarcely disappeared in the sacristy before a boy, clad in a white robe, came oiit and burned incense in front of the altar. The choristers, headed by a entail boy bearing an immense gilt cross, appeared at the south door of the church, and, marching slowly down the middle aisle, took their places in the chancel. A chant was then sung, at the conclusion of which Jardine came out Of the sacristy, clad in priestly vest ments, and proceeded with the services. The audience remained perfectly quiet until in re- peating the decalogue he read the seventh com mandment, “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” when he was greeted with a storm of derisive laughter, stamping of feet, and cries of “Rats !” His sermon was largely devoted to accusing his enemies, as he called them, of lying. The great est confusion prevailed to the close. In the evening an immense crowd sur rounded the church, but no violence was at tempted. The rector and his vestrymen were all heavily armed. He announced, alter the service, that this was his last appearance in a Kansas City pulpit. As the rector ceased speaking and turned to kneel at the altar another demonstration was made by the audience. All through the ser mon the speaker was constantly interrupted by stamping and shouting, the exhibitions of dis approval being the most pronounced where he denounced those who believed him guilty as ig norant, prejudiced louts, and when he posed as a martyr in a good cause. During the sermon several men and boys had gathered outside the church and looked in through the open win dows. At the conclusion of the invective, and while the rector was blessing the wine, his as sistant, Wilson, dashed at one of the windows and closed it with a bang. He then resumed his seat and the spectators moved to another window. Jardine then gave communion, Ves tryman Whettington, Vestryman Lewis, Mrs. Lewis and a half dozen women and girls re ceiving it at his hands. The only other inci dent that occurred was during the recessional. When the choristers went down the aisle to the school-room, the erowd kept time to their foot steps, the boys, however, walking straight ahead and preserving much dignity. The la dies of the congregation remained behind after the services, to console their idol on the indig nities to which he had been subjected, and the crowd congregated in front of the church, ex pecting that he would come out. In this they were disappointed, for the wily priest locked himself in the sacristy, and they dispersed after waiting a few minutes. letTlOirls help. BY (From the Burlington Hawk-Ege.) “ I never intend that my daughter shall work as 1 had to when a girl,” I recently overheard a mother say. She had been one of the unfortunate ones whose childhood days had been filled with “ail work and no play;” and this experience had driven her to the other extreme. She i» wear ing out her own life now in the effort to shield her daughters, and rear them in idleness. This is a sad mistake, and an injustice to both her self and daughters. To herself, because it is wrong to abuse the strength God has given her, or to commit suicide, even though she be years in doing it. An injustice to her girls, because she has no right to rear them in ignorance of what might be of such practical value to them in after life. “But,” says one, “let the girlshave a good and easy time now while they may. Toil and care will come soon enough. They will have enough of these to bear when it is beyond our power to shield them.” “ A good and easy time often costs more than one can afford to pay, and the fact that toil and care are* so sure to come is a strong argument in favor of preparing to meet them. The young woman who takes her place as mistress of» household, entirely ignorant of its duties, will find a double burden resting upon her young, inexperienced shoulders. Even if she have wealth at her command, and her hands are shielded from all toil, this is do reason why sfee should not have some knowl edge of the work over which she is to have su pervision. How much better it fits her for superintending Rework of her household, se lecting suitable help, and appreciating the dif ference between work properly done and that which is passed over in a careless and indiffer ent manner? Young girls like to help mamnna about her work. It is no tash to them. It is rather a pleasure, and one which should not be denied them. True, the inexperienced hands may bother the’ mother, and delay the work rather than advance 1 it. But it keeps them from idleness—perhaps from mischief. It affords- them pleasure and at j the same time teaches them something useful; ;ifr gets them interested and gives thenv experi ence in just what they ought to know, and-with a little careful training they soon become a 1 real •help. They can save the weary feet from-many a ; step,, and the tired hands from many a task; and l all the time they are benefiting themselves even- more than they are helping the mother. And’she is doing them a greas good in training them-to wait upon themselves and to help about the various kinds of household work suited j to their age-and capabilities. We all wish to- give our daughters a good ed ucation. Lot us remember that the best educa tion we can have is that which makes the most of the faculties God has bestowed upon us, and which best fits- uo for the sphere in life that we are to-occupy. It is one of the saddest mistakes to suppose that a good education means simply storing the mind with a knowledge of books. It includes this-and l much more: No education can be considered perfect that does not embrace a training of the hand, the head and the heart. And a great beauty lies in the fact that one can advance farther with each, when cultivating them altogether, than crowding forward the training of either to-She neglect of others. A proper amount of exercise keeps the body more healthful and the brain more active. It has its influence also-in keeping the heart true. Do not let the girls feel that anything akin to disgrace lies in any kind of honest work. Idleness leads to sin. Let the girls help.. Give them a chance to learn while they have the time and inclination. And whatever they do, train them to do tceZZ. A LAUGHING JACKASS. DESCRIBED BY FRANK BUCK LAND, THE NATURALIST. Among the birds -of Australia I know none more extraordinary than the “Laughing Jack ass.” He is a true kingfisher, alike in his per-* son al appearance, his structure and his habits. One’s idea, however; of a kingfisher is generally associated with a watardoving bird: but this Australian kingfisher is-not a water-bird, but a land-bird, and preys not upon fish, but rather upon grubs, worms, onakes, frogs, mice, etc.: he is, in fact, a scavenger, in the true sense of the word. For the last few days 1 have had a “ Laughing Jackass ” in my posse□siom—as fine a jackass as could be found within a hundred miles of St. Paul’s. In fact, I had only one fault to find with him, and that ■ was that he would never laugh. The cause of this defect in his educa tion possibly may have been that I never gave him anything to 1 aught-about; this, however,was not my fault, for I gave.him plenty of good and wholesome food in the shape of raw meat, etc., which he took with a dignity becoming this most distinguished of strangers. Wishing, morever, to try his destructive powers, I showed him one day a mouse; in a moment all his feathers bris tled np. and he appeared to be (like an enraged tom-cat)twice his natural size. I held the mouse to his cage, and in an instant he seized the ani mal with his tremendous beak, and gulped him down with apparently the greatest satisfaction. He then began a slight titter, which I trusted he would increase gradually to a laugh, but I sup pose he thought it an occasion hardly worth laughing about, bo he shut up his feathers again and composed himself to sleep. In this atti tude I fancy 1 detected a sly expression about his eye, as much as to say, “ I know you want me io laugh; I can laugh if I.like, but I will not laugh.” My bird was .about the size of a large magpie, •very like an English kingfisher in general shape, though his color was brown, still he was a very pretty bird—so beautiful, indeed, was he that a lady borrowed him for a day or so to exhibit him. at a bazaar in the Hanover Square Rooms. Here, I understand, Ira was much admired by the fair visitors, though, from all.l could haar, he did not appreciate the compliment as much as he ought.’ In due-time he was brought back home. 1 gave him his. breakfast, and pus him out in the sun, which lie much enjoyed after bis sojourn in a hot, crowded room. I turned my back lox a moment, and on looking around again was perfectly horrified at what I saw. Alas’ alas! jackass had found a bar of the cage which had been brokea at the bazaar, and tested it with his beak, and finding that it yield ed, had pulled it one side and flown away. De lighted with his cleverness, and possibly also re-, joining at the discomfitiare of his owner, away ho flew into Regent’s Park. One parting fare-, well only he gave me; the rascal actually stop ped in his flight, and for the first and last time I heard his hearty laugh. The poor bird had at I last found out something to laugh about, name ly, that he had made his escape most cleverly, and that, though he had been denominated a jackass, his actions and the clever manner in which he got out of the cage proved most effect ually that he was really no jackass at all. TAXED FOR IIIS TURTLE. HOW A MEAN FARMER MADE MON EY OUT OF A POOR TRAMP. {From the Wilmington, DeL, Every Evening,) About three weeks ago a farmer living within a tew miles of Middletown hired, at a very low figure, a tramp as laborer on his farm. Some days after the tramp began work he captured a large turtle, and not having time to hunt up a purchaser for the same, and intending to leave the farm on the coming Saturday, he dropped his game in the farmer’s swill barrel as a place of safety. Saturday came, and the farmer called the wanderer in to settle. Alter stating how much had been advanced, he gave the man a balance. The tramp counted and said: “ Mr. , vou owe me fifty cents yet. “Oh, no,” said the farmer, “I gave you all due you.” x . “ But, sir,” said the tramp, “I worked ten days for fifty cents a day, which amounts to five dollars; you gave me a few days ago one dollar, which leaves four dollars, and here you have given me only three dollars and rifty cents !” “ Ha, ha, my good fellow,” laughed the mean and wealthy farmer, “ you forget that I had to board your turtle four days. 1 only charge you fifty cents, but, really, I ought to have charged you twenty-five cents per day.” The tramp was compelled to submit. The meanness of the farmer is unsurpassed, and has but one e jUal- another farmer, who 1 charged one ol his farm-hands board lor a cat. “0 W, HIT ’IM AGAIN!” In the early days O f Methodism in Scotland, a certain congregat on, where there was but one rich man, desired to build a new chapel. A church meeting was held. The rich old Scotch man rose and said: “Brethren, we dinna need a now chapel; I’ll give £5 for repairs ” . Ju ®‘ V l6n a bit of plaster falling from the ceil mg hit him on the head. up and seein & 11OW bad it was, bo said: Brethren, it’s worse than I thoucht- I’ll make it 50 pun’.” ’ “Oh, Lord,” exclaimed a devoted brother on a back seat, “ hit ’im again !” There are many human tabernacles which are in sore need of radical building over, but we putter and fuss and repair in spots without sat isfactory results. It is only when we are per sonally alarmed at the real danger that we act independently, and do the right thing. Then it is that we most keenly regret because we did not sooner use our judgment, follow the advice born of the experience of others and jump awav from our perils. Thousands of persons who will read this paragraph are in abject misery to-day when they might be in a satisfactory condition. They are weak, lifeless, full ot odd aches and pains, and every year they know they are getting worse, even though the best doctors are patch ing them in spots. The origin of these aches and pains is the kidneys and liver, and if they would build these all over now with Warner’s safe cure, as millions have done, and cease in vesting their money in miserably unsuccessful patchwork, they will be well and happy and would bless the day when the Lord “ hit ’em ” and indicated the common sense course for them to pursue.— London Press. SHE LIKE!) BARKING. CURS AS A CURE FOR A CHRONIC CASE OF INSOMNIA. (From the San Francisco News-Letter.) “ I waht & dog,” said a lady of uncertain aga recently to our respected poundmaeter, “ that will bark all night without stopping. I don’t care whether he is brindled, yellow, or black and-tan, so long as his bark is shrill and high.” “You’d like his bark to he on the C,” sug gested the official, “ and not bars o’ tone, I suppose?” b>h, you Government officials are always so Witty,” retorted the spinster, “but I really do want a dog of the kind I have described. Hava you got one ?” “ 1 have about sixty-seven, madam, who yelp all night.” < J t “ Oh, how delicious I” murmured the lady. " How I wish I could afford to buy them all and feed the poor things !” “Perhaps you’ve got a grudge against your neighbors, ’ insinuated the cur catoher. “ Well, that’s how it began. You see, they are always saying unkind things of me because I live alone and am unwedded—ahem I—and the gentleman next door said one day in his back yard that he wondered how old I was, and his wife guessed somewhere between twenty and eighty—that is, there or thereabouts. So I bought a dog with the awlnlleet bark you ever heard. At first he kept me awake, but I got 00 used to him that, now they have poisoned him, I can’t sleep a wink without him. Do you know .that hearing all your dogs barking so beautifully together is making me sleepy now ? Have you got a chair ?” “For Heaven’s sake, madam, don’t go to sleep here 1” yelled the now thoroughly scared janitor of the canine county jail. “I’ll give you two dogs, madam, Shat will never let up barking, for nothing, if you’ll only go right away with them.” Bnt he was too late. Tie lady had sank on a beach, and was snoring placidly. It was five hours before they could wake her up,, and as she sailed down town, leading a one-eyed bull dog and a yellow mongrel;, the poundkeeper wiped his clammy brow and whispered hoarse ly : "Me go and take tea with Iter and hear her sing‘My love is true to mo’? Not for a whois year’s dog fees 1” A RIBBON.. HOW SMALL A THING GAN GIVB GREAT PLE ASURE. (From the Youth’s Companion.) I» one of the London hospitals, about a year ago, an assistant surgeon became interested in* one of the patients, a poor child of from hap disease. She lay day after day in her little white cot, with nothing to occupy her thoughts but her pain. ’The young surgeon l saw her one day trying to make a doll of her finger, playing with it, and at last, giving it up with a weary sigh, turning to watch the sun light creeping over her bed, as she had done* for months. That afternoon the doctor, pass-- ing a shop, bought a long, soft ribbon, ot an ex quisite rose color, and gave it to little Katie. She was breathless with pleasure, smoothed it out, held it up, soft and shining in the sun, and looked at her friend speechless with tears of ecstacy. From that time she was rich. The nurse told the doctor, a week later; that the-' child played with the ribbon all day—twisted it about her head, playing that she was a bride, a princess,, a-fairy; held it in her hand while* she slept, and laid it, folded in paper, under her pillow at night-.. It was found necessary, after two mouths, to perform a capital operation on the child—-one which, if unsuocesslul, is fatal. It was done by two of the foremost surgeons in London. When the poor little sufferer was laid upon the table, she cried for Dr. S.. “ He is all the friend 1 have,” she sobbed. “Bend for him,” said the surgeon, and the young assistant, blushing furiously, was brought in. He-held one of Katie’s hands; the other was clenched tightly over a pink roll, which dropped from her grasp during the operation. When the effect of the ether passed, she opened her ©yes and looked at Dr.. 8. “ My ribbon/’ she whispered. He gave it to her, while the surgeons and nurses stood gravely silent. The operation had been unsuccessful. But little Katie smiled happily into the-face-ot her friend, and hugging the faded bit of silk, fell asleep forever. It was but a triding gift, yet it bad brightened the child’s last days with thoughts of beauty and pleasure and loving, kindness. A THE HOODLUMS DROVE HIM _ AWAY. (From the Philadelphia News.) Despite; the orders of Mayor Smith concerning fireworks, , one small boy managed to get his work in very, effectively this morning at Chest nut street wharf. A tall dude, wearing a two-story collar, stood near; the river,, abstractedly sucking the head of a small sapling fashioned like a walking stick. His eyes-were bent on vacancy, and his thin legs were spread wide apart. The duds wan-thinking. A bootblack crept up behind him, carefully placed a giant fine-cracker under the motionless figure, and retired to the shadow of a saloon doorway. There was a sizzing sound as the fuse burned ■ rapidly down to the bead of the cracker. “Bang'” A wild, shriek,, a half somersault, a pair ot legs waving in the air, and the dude was on hia back., A sympathetic-little bootblack came from, the saloon door way and helped the poor crea ture to arise.. “Mercy!” he gasped. “I thought I was dead.. What in the-world is the matter? How awfully wicked! It has shocked me all through.!” “Durned shame,” said the hoodlum, as ha adjusted! a lighted cracker to the dude’s-coat tail. “You’d better git away from here. Thereto a tough gang, o’ kids around this yere wharf.” Before the victim had time to reply, the sec ond cracker exploded. 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