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8 W Roller gHadnnc. It is Not Trials of Officers, but the Trials ' They Have-A Visit to Blackwell’s Island to Where the Officers Send Their Prisoners — Interesting to the Commissioners of Po lice—The Charities, the Wardens, Etc. THE SOCIAL NUISANCE. Tho social evil is a city problem. It does not dis turb the quiet rookeries in the country. Only once in a while, when a village dominie or bis elder is discovered, then the scarlet letter is emblazoned on the unfortunate, and much is then made of it. The matter drops for a while, only to be made gossip of in after years, when other sub jects run dry. A SQUEAMISH SUBJECT. The social evil, or rather it should be called the social nuisance, might, in a measure, be solved if it were not for the squeamishness of some who shut their eyes to its existence, and the timidity of oth ers who know of it but are afraid to look at the evil and the nuisance squarely in the face. Met, however, it must be at some time, fairly, boldly, as it now thrusts its disagreeable presence on us. THE IMPOSSIBLE. You cannot with the club rid us of the evil in the street, nor by arrest or tine. While there are men as low and vile as the women, who are their props, their chief supports, how is the indecency of the street to be suppressed and confined to hidden sin ? The street-walker does not live on air alone when she walks it. She must have the substantiate of life to sustain it; she must have shelter and the money to pay a grasping mistress or Shylock of a landlord. She must have the means to support herself and have a home and the expenses attending living. AN ARMY OF VICE PRODUCERS. And if there are twenty-eight thousand women of the town in this city, as one of our police inspectors alleges, then there must be more than equally that number of men their supporter. And who are they ? All sinners, all reprobates, all as character less as the women? No. The man sins, goes home, and, being unknown, is as virtuous the day after as he was the day before. He sneakingly sus tains the social nuisance and openly decries against it. While man supports privately this army of vice, he openly denounces Jt, He is never arrested for soliciting a woman unless found guilty of open disorderly conduct; the woman, if she but wink at a man, is liable to arrest. He can walk the street and loiter, if he chooses, till he sees what pleases him; she dare not loiter, or she will be arrested, al though the officer knows the purpose of the man and woman is the same. MAN’S PUNISHMENT. But, after all. man’s punishment by the moral law is greater than that of the woman by the police magistrate. He often suffers in person, and his children to the third and fourth generation. This was a punishment Inflicted in the olden time, and still continues. But even in the good old Mosaic times, when such men as Abraham and Jacob were allowed to domicile in their houses concubines, in addition to their wives, it did not prevent Sodom from being so foul in the face of Heaven that it bad to be deitroyed by fire, nor turning out Neb uchadnezzar as a field herbalist for his sins. THE SCARLET THREAD. Even in the olden time the scarlet woman had more consideration at the hands of the servants of the Lord, than they now find when arraigned be fore a Police Justice. Then such women must have been licensed to ply their vocation, and not a word of reproof said against it in Holy Writ. We read in Joshua that when men were sent out to spy the land, the spies were received by a harlot, who con cealed them, and that when she aided the spies to escape, she placed a scarlet thread in the window, so that when Joshua came and took Jericho, she could have immunity and safety from the general pillage that would follow. THE SOCIAL NUISANCE we find having an existence from remote times up io our own. and it will continue into the far future. It will continue to increase In large cities whore the pay of women is so low that it barely keeps them alive; where rents and living are so high that young men with poverty salaries cannot keep a wife. Those who might be able to take to themselves a wife, go on commercial principles, and say a mis tress is cheaper. This is the advance of civiliza tion. An American girl on the poorest eatery man ages to appear as a lady, this frightens the man of poor income from assuming the responsibilities of matrimony, hence there is no end to the .RECRUITS OF SHAME. Fines after arrest don’t diminish tho evil. In tho Second District Police Court, Jefferson Market, which embraces a majority of the street walkers in the city, we find that in April last the fines col lected of these unfortunates amounted to, in April, $1,757; in May, $1,296; in June, $1,923; in July, $8,855. These fines were paid, and the women left the court to go home, and return in the evening to re sume their avocation in the street. These fines did not reform. They did not sup press the evil. The money does not come out of their pockets, but out of the whining men that preach fireside and Sunday-school morality. Nearly all of the Police Justices are in favor of LICENSING THE SOCIAL EVIL, and there is not a doctor in the city, even some of them of the strictest orthodox persuasion, that is not in its favor. Said one medical gentleman : "I have a boy so bad under my treatment now that I don’t think he will recover. Such a woman should be sent to the State Prison.” Said another doctor: "I have a patient who is engaged to be marr.ed at a certain date; if not well by that time ho swears he will commit suicide.’* Said another: “There is a comic as well as a tragic side to the thing. I have a patient, middle aged. who is fearfully bad.” " Wife dead ?” “Dead! No. She is a fine, healthy woman. I :have to make her believe he is in the last stage of dropsy, and must not be worried.” THE FLAT NUISANCE. Captain Washburne, of the Twentieth Precinct, says that as the social evil is now conducted it is an intolerable nuisance in the respectable flats in that ward. The lady in black goes out of an evening on the street or to a restaurant. She says nothing to the gentleman that ogles her on the street or at the table, but she leaves her card on the table, or gives it to the gentleman on the street. He sees the name on the flat, gives the call through the tube at tho landing, the door is opened, and he walks up to the floor, no servant or soul seeing him. He enters and leaves a respectable house, less that portion of the flat which he has visited. Thus it is, that now in hiring a flat one cannot •tell, if he have a family of sous or daughters, what harm may be worked by the woman on the flat above or below. This secret immorality works great mischief. Said a well known minister, who requested that his name should not be suppressed: TOO DELICATE FOR THE PULPIT. "This subject is too delicate to even alude to from the pulpit, but at the same time I consider it the most important that affects society. I would have the evil confined to particular localities, over seen by the police and licensed. It is wrong that this class of people should get in to houses of large families where they may seduce without going on the street, even old as well as young. It may seem wrong that a clergyman should urge license. But if you can’t crush the viper, put your foot on its neck and keep it down; that you can only do by legal means, as now, only by a farcical show of decency.” AT THE COURTS. When a prisoner is arrested for street-walking and fined, the fine is usually paid. The girls, if they live in a room by themselves, always have a girl .companion who raises the money to pay the fine. If she is an occupant of a house of bad repute, the madame pays the fine and thus puts the girl in her debt If a lover, he pledges some of the ward robe of his mistress. But if the woman -is sent to •the Island in default of S3OO bail to keep the peace, she pays some fellow S2O to go her bail and she then gets out of prison. This information was not obtained from Warden Van Brunt most assuredly. He is the most unac commodating official in that department that we have come across in the thirty years’ experience that wo have had with any of the wardens. Although we went there with a pass from Com. Porter, he decidedly declined to give any information regard ing his department. He was then Superintendent of the Workhouse; he received the inmates by com mitment, and they left by discharge. We were anx ious to know how these women of the town were employed. He gave a wave of his hand and said all found work. According to his last quarterly report we get what lie would not give. There were 1,439 inmates, of which 1,036 were fe males. Inthe report we find that 8 were dish wash ers, 83 scrubbers, 32 doorkeepers, 4 cooks, 125 were employed sowing, 28 knitting, and 12 repairing. The women repaired 1,460 shirts, 26 pairs of stock ings. They laundried 16,983 pieces. The "Vork house *’ men did not show much presence of the irons. It may be interesting as an item to know that 5,576,819 pounds of bread baked into loaves was con sumed on the Island last year. Superintendent Van Brunt didn't give that in formation. BROOKLYN POLICE MATTERS THE NEW STEAM LAUNCH—DEATH—RESIGNA TIONS—GOSSIP, ETC. THE STEAM LAUNCH. The matter of providing the Department with a Steam launch has finally been decided, the contract for building which has been awarded to James Mul doon. The terms of the contract provide for the completion of the boat in seventy-five days, at a cost of $2,560. C. E. Roberts’s bid of $2,390 was de clared informal. Should the boat not be completed in the specified time, a loss of $lO per day will, as per contract, be entailed upon the builders. Wil liam Lawrence, of the U. S. Navy, has been favor ably mentioned for the position of engineer of the now launch. RESIGNED. Thomas P. Atkinson, of the Seventh Precinct, who was appointed a patrolman on July 13th last, ten dered his resignation on Monday last, and was per mitted to retire from the force. SUDDEN DEATH. Patrolman William C. Mills, who died of heart disease while on duty, was buried from his late residence on Kosciusko street, on Tuesday last. Mr. Mills was very popular with his associates, and was the tallest man oa the force. The officers of the Ninth Precinct, together with members of Joppa Lodge, F, and A. M., accompanied the remains to Evergreen Cemetery. NO TRIALS. There was a noticeable lack of news at Head quarters last week, and the genial Chief Clerk smil ingly alluded to the. tact that no trials would take place, by order of the Commissioner. A SURPRISE. During (he absence of Captain Easen, of the Sec ond Precinct, who is spending a very enjoyable va cation,his place is being acceptably filled by Sergeant Carrougher. The men have planned a genuine sur prise lor their captain upon his return home. The Dispatch representative was graciously permitted to take a peep, under promise of secresy. It is as natural as life, though. SICK. Reeves and Cain, of the Second Pre cinct. s*>.-e been confined to their respective homes for several days on account of sickness. This leaves the precinct rather short-handed for officers. THE TELEGRAPH LINES. Lightning does not appear to have affected the wires of the Department during the recent storm. Nevertheless Linesman Manee and McConnell are jdaily employed in locating trouble, although no new wires are being added to those at present in use. A MISTAKE. The members attached to the Fifteenth Precinct have recently been unmercifully guying Detective Daly, of that station. The latter, who was a wrest ler before the war, received by mistake a letter in tended for Captain Daly, the athlete. Sergeant Mc- Cullough, upon noticing the puzzled expression upon Daly’s countenance, smiled so audibly as to lead the latter to suspect that a job had been put up upon him. Evidently Mr. Joseph Myers, of Seda lia, Mo., has mistaken his man. RECEIVING PRAISE. Inspector MacKellar, who so satisfactorily per formed the duties of Superintendent Campell dur ing the latter’s absence while on vacation, is receiv ing the well-merited praise of his superiors. THE PENITENTIARY STRIKE. The investigation of the Penitentiary strike has attracted universal attention throughout the force. Many officers claim that Commissioner Kissam's action in opposing Warden Green wili tend toward emboldening criminate who boast of possessing political weight. STILL AT LIBERTY. Kennedy still remains at liberty despite the efforts of the combined detective force of both this and New York city. THE BRIDGE POLICE. The granting of a brief vacation to the Bridge police force it is claimed is due to the efforts of the Dispatch, and the reporter is constantly being thanked for his efforts in their behalf. On the Ist inst., an order granting five days leave to patrolmen, one week to roundsmen, and two weeks •to the captain was issued. Considerable dissatis faction was manifested by certain patrolmen who were granted a vacation before pay day of this month, and who were unable to obtain their salary until due. OUR FIRE DEPARTMENT. ANOTHER DULL WEEK — NO TRIALS—GOSSIP, &c., &c. During the past week, as like the previous week, matters at Fire Headquarters have been very dull, and while the Commissioners have been daily in aitendance, they have had but little work to do. FOREMAN GOLDEN. Poor “Hughey ” Golden, now foreman of Engine Company No. 29, is slowly passing away, as the medical officers of the Department say, and it may be possible, while the Dispatch, with its large cir culation, is being read throughout the United States today, poor "Hughey” will be no more of earth. He was appointed in the Department on February Ist, 1874. and assigned to duty to Hook and Ladder Company No. 8. On April 7th, 1876, he was made assistant foreman to do duty in Engine Company No. 20. On February Ist, 1880, he was made a fore man, and detailed for duty in Engine Company No. 33. He was afterward transferred to Engine Com pany No. 12, and from there to Engine Company No. 30, and from there to Engine Company No. 34, and lastly to Engine Company No. 29, where he now is. His sickness and his near approach to death (he having aneurism of the heart, which, of.course, is incurable) has excited his numerous friends to such an extent, that his residence in West Third street is overrun with deep-sympathizing visitors. He was as brave as he was genial and a well known assistant foreman, who had served under him for several years, told the fire reporter of the Dispatch last Monday night : " Yes, poor Hughey, everybody likes him—tender-hearted as a child; sympathizing with suffering, no matter in what shape he saw it; but, poor fellow, he has only one enemy—now mind what I tell you—he had but one enemy, I won’t tell you his name, but his initiate are • H. J. G.’ ” SICK FIREMEN. The medical officers on Tuesday morning last told the Dispatch reporter that they had on their lists the names of forty-six sick and injured officers and men. "JIMMY” DEGNAN. "Jimmy” Degnan, who, for a long time, has been one of the book-keepers at the repair shops of the department and who was recently made a Deputy Tax Commissioner, will assume the duties of the latter office on the 15th inst. " 4-4—1.” At last, after long, weary waiting, the brave fire laddies at 9:10 o’clock on Tuesday morning heard that always welcome signal—only once, not three times, on the big gong, "4—4—4,” and after a short time their pockets were lined with their July ducats and not one of them "kicked.” THE BOARD’S MEETING. The Board met on Tuesday morning instead of on Wednesday, the regular meeting day, and all the Commissioners were present. The Board appointed twenty one men as firemen on a probation of thirty days, with full pay. and assigned them to the different engine and hook and ladder companies which are short of men, and at the end of the thirty days the foremen of the com panies will make a report to tho Board as to the qualifications of the men, either in favor of, or against them, according as they have shown them selves in regard to doing active fire duty, and then the matter of the final appointment of those favor ably reported on rests with the Board. THE TRIALS. There were only two trials to be held at the meet ing of the Board, but by unanimous consent they were all laid over for a fortnight. THE REPAIR SHOPS. By order of the Board the repair shops were closed yesterday. WANT TO BE PROMOTED. The Board received severaj applications of fire men to be appointed as assistant engineers or en gineers, all of which were referred to the Examining Board. RECOGNIZED MERIT. Fireman Dixon McQueen, of Engine Company No. 51 (the fireboat “ Zophar Mills ”), sent in a commu nication asking the consent of the Board to accept a medal from the Humane Society of the City of New York for rescuing from drowning Elsworth Berry, an employee of the Delamater Iron W’orks. on June sth ult., at the foot of West Thirteenth street. The Board gave its consent. THE VOLUNTEER FIREMEN AND GENERAL GRANT. The Volunteer Firemen’s Association on Monday night held a meeting at Clarendon Hall and adopted unanimously the following preamble and resolu tions: Whereas, This association has learned of tho death of the illustrious soldier, Ulysses S. Grant: Resolved, That we, in common with our fellow countrymen, take occasion to express in this man ner our regret at the great loss to our united coun try of one who had attained the most eminent posi tion among the leading generate of the world. Resolved, That as many of the members of this association were among the first to offer their ser vices in defense of the cause which terminated so successfully under his command, therefore be it Resolved, That we hereby offer our sincere con dolence to the members of his family, and tender them our heartfelt sympathy in this hour of their great bereavement. Resolved, That this association meet at head quarters at Eighth street on the Bth inst., and at tend the funeral, to show our respect in part with other citizens to the illustrious dead. John T. Davis. | W. R. W. Chambers, | William P. Allen, )■ Committee. Lawrence Dalton, I James McCafferty, J John Decker, President. John J. Moloney, Secretary. " GINGER.” Hook and Ladder Company No. 5 has had for a long time as a " third assistant foreman,” a canine yclept, by reason of his color, " Ginger.” Poor "Ginger,” as the boys call him for short, has been an active member of Hook and Ladder Company No. 5 for about nine years, and while he is always on the alert for alarms, he sometimes ex ceeds his duty in his enthusiasm, by running be tween the legs of an officer who is in advance of the apparatus, and thus almost throwing tho officer to the ground; but “Ginger” means well all tho same, and he is now and has been for a number of years the victim of the terrible "dog catchers ” art —that is to say—on each year "Ginger,” while lingering around the truck house, with no collar on (the only one he ever had having been stolen two years ago) becomes at once the object of interest to the dog catchers, and as soon as the fire boys find out that their pet is in limbo, with a watery grave staring him in the face, they at once proceed to have him released through the kindness of that whole-souled and tender-hearted keeper of the pound, John McMahon, and when the Dispatch fire reporter visited on Wednesday night the quarters of Hook and Ladder Company No. 5, located in Charles street near Bleecker, poor " Ginger ” came to him, and manifested as only a dog can, his gratitude that he was once again a free (not man) but dog. Alas, poor Ginger.” GENERAL GRANT AND THE FIRE DEPART MENT. The various Engine and Hook and Ladder Com panies’ houses were beautifully draped in mourn ing, and there seemed to be great rivalary among the brave fire laddies as to whose house would look the best, but they all looked very fine and reflected great credit upon the neatness and taste displayed by those having the matter in charge. VOLUNTEER FIREMANS’ SONS ASSOCIATION OF THE CITY OF NEW YORK. The association was incorporated on the Ist day of August, 1885, and will hold its first meeting at Runk’s Assembly Rooms, No. 73 Ludlow street, on this (Sunday) afternoon, August 9, at 2 P. M., at which time all those wishing to become members are respectfully invited to attend. They miist be of good moral character and over the age of twenty one years and sons of volunteer firemen. The initiation fee is one dollar, dues twenty-five cents per month. GENERAL GRANT’S FUNERAL. With the exception of the Fire Telegraph Bureau, all business at headquarters was suspended yester day on account of the funeral of General Grant. Wherever malaria exists the bilious are its certain prey. In intermittent and remit tent fever, dumb ague and ague cake, the liver is always seriously affected, and the blood contami nated with bile. One of the chief reasons why Hos tetter’s Stomach Bitters is such a sure defense against chills and fever and every form of malarial disease, is, that it does away with liability to the disease, by reforming irregularity of the biliary or gan in advance of the arrival of the season when the disease is prevalent. There is no finer fortifying preparative for those about visiting or emigrating to a locality where the miasma-taint exists. There is no certain immunity from disease in an epidemic or epidemic form, to be secured by the use of the average tonics and anti-spasmodics. But where quinine fails the bitters succeed both in prevent ing and curing. Moreover, it removes every ves tige of dyspepsia, and overcomes constipation, rheu matism, inactivity of the kidneys and bladder, and tranquilizes and strengthens the nervous system. A Freeholder. — Jane Dunn and Bridget Murray, live at No. 510 West Twenty ninth street. Bridget is janitress. She went up to Jane to get the rent. " An’ is it rint yez want ?” said Jane, and just as Bridget got on the landing, she was tumbled all in a heap. Mrs. Dunn hit her on the bead with a water pail. The two then got into a Greco-Roman struggle. Bridget got the collar on her, but Jane caught her thumb in her mouth, and in a wink the hold was lost. "Three hundred to answer,” said Justice Murray. “ She is under bail now in the Special Sessions,” said Bridget. " Well, when she gets there they can try both cases,” said the Justice. NEW YORK DISPATCH, AUGUST 9, 1885* BROOKLYN FIRE NOTES. DEVASTATION BY LIGHTNING—SICK—REPAIRS, GOSSIP, Etc. ANNUAL PARADE. Commissioner Poillon has suggested a parade of the different companies in a manner similar to that followed by volunteer firemen. Throughout the department a feeling at present exists antagonistic to such display. Men who ran with the “machine” in days of yore, have got bravely over the idea of parades, while it would seem as though those only who have just donned the uniform are at present desirous of a public display of their different posi tions as firemen. The idea of the Commissioner is not, however, a bad one, and may incieaso the emu lation between companies. The two fire chiefs are also in favor of the inauguration of annual parades. THE LIGHTNING. The recent storm played havoc not only with tele graph wires, but resulted in keeping all hands awake on Tuesday last. No. 8 was, perhaps, more vigilant than any other company, yet came very near stretching in at the gas-house, owing to a loud clap of thunder which was mistaken for the report of an exploding gas tank. No one of the members of the different companies slept the sleep of the just, while the following day found the different officials at headquarters so nervous, owing to the incessant tapping on the "big gong,” as to cause the reporter to discreetly withdraw in anticipation of coming events, the shadow of which had been cast. Sulphur is high. At an early hour on Wednesday. Lineman Dolan located " trouble ” on the lino at the corner of Myr tle avenue and Jay street. Notwithstanding his in telligent efforts the incessant ringing still continued, much to the discomfort of men and horses. At two o’clock P. M., of that date, La Vigne, of the Tele graph Bureau, located the trouble at Pearl street, near Engine Company No. 7. A swaying tree caused all the trouble, which was at once attended to. Two new men were recently added to the Tele graph Bureau, viz.: Moton y and Higgins. Superin tendent Watson speaks well of each man, and it is rumored that they may be permanently employed in this department. Grey, of Engine Company No. 4, is busily en gaged, as a mason, in building the wall of the yard in the rear of No. 3, formerly the site of a bell tow er. Ferry, of the latter company, is O. K. once more. TELEPHONE. " Hello, E. D. !” "Hello! Hello!” " What have you this week ?” "Comparatively nothing, Dispatch. We sent District Engineer Frost over during the absence of ‘Old Jack,’ in order to have his picture taken, to ac company the sketch of his life, to appear in the his tory of this department. W’e do not know whetfiar yese ‘ketched on.fl ’Morrissey, of No. 15, says that he is willing to pay your representative’s car fare monthly, in order to bestow upon the residents of Greenpoint the favor of being furnished news con cerning fire matters, and fresh enough to prevent a consultation of the mercury. "At Truck 6 everything appears to be lovely, al though, while attending to a fire last week, she ran out of her limits, and unfortunately broke down. As the accident was unavoidable, however, no blame can be attached to the company. No. 16 has her tender under repairs. McGlone, of the Tele graph Bureau, has been transferred from 22 Engine to 5 Truck. That is about all we have of interest this week.” " Hello, No. 20 !” " Hello, Dispatch I” " How do you come up ?” " Well, we feel rather disappointed at the decision rendered by Judge Cullen in the case of Chin. W’e have lost Dolan, of the Telegraph Bureau, who is transferred to Truck No. 5. Tho loss is but trifling, however, as he was only dead weight and could not. attend a fire with his company owing to his being detailed as a lineman. Chin is wondering how you found out the fact of his having been wounded. You fellows of the Dispatch generally have things right regarding fire matters.” " Hello, Smoky, Hollow !” " Hello ! Hello ! Hello 1” " That will do Daniel, you will raise sheol with our string if you respond so fervently.” " Why, Dispatch, wo would be willing to climb a pole in order to repair any damage we may inflict. We have little news to offer at present. McGlrno, of No. 5 Truck, and formerly of No. 2, is rusticating at Deer Park, and is busily engaged in flushing mosquitoes. Bob says that he will carry an elec trical machine with him next time in order to paralyze the insects. He has written to the auction room on Willoughby street, for a pillow with eight feathers, as his head does not rest easily on hotel kindling wood, boa Legs Charlie is willing to gamble that he can attend a fire any day without taking an eye-opener. He entirely upon the efficacy of carrying a testament and is at present engaged in practicing the ejaculation, " Hurroo !” Denning, of No. 2, says he will get bunk with Owens, and will make him sick in so doing. Nothing of importance is transpiring about the Hicks street house save that Nappicr is nightly holding a levee at the Sea View House, which is apparently head quarters for firemen.” “ Hello Central I” "Hello !” "Give us the very latest. Tommy.” “Certainly, Dispatch! We are doing but very little business at present. We are constantly changing men in different companies in order to supply the places of men on vacation. We hoar ’ that many complain of having the bother of moving daily to different bouses, who would prefer remain ing with one company for a week at a time. These are old fossils who could sit unconcernedly before an engine house door fir months, with no attempt at exertion save that required to reach for a pay en velope. We have these men sized up, and will eventually drop them from our rolls. We have Cap tain Finn detailed here in order to properly over haul our hose for Fall and Winter use. There ap pears to be considerable dissatisfaction manifested concerning our present alarm service. We are sat isfied, however, although wo are still adding new apparatus's to our telegraph bureau. We have as good operators as may be found anywhere, and fear nothing. Certain evening papers of- this city, who are lacking for news, have been making ludicrous attempts at criticising our telegraph system. It is needless to remark that we are compelled to laugh. REPAIR YARD. At the repair yard matters seemed to bo quiet last week. No. 13 was repaired, having a broken hang er; Truck No. 6 was ateo patched up, while in tho painters’ department spare ladders were being primed and the tender of No. 6 engine was under going renovation. At the harness shop Captain McGronin is kept busily engaged in repairing har ness and collars, and in completing six new sets of harness. At the veterinary hospital no sick horses appeared, although Tusk is rushing things with the mechanics. A new bathroom is to be added to Truck No. 2, which will necessitate the setting of a new skylight. In the telegraph bureau several new closets will at once be placed, while new flooring will be provided Truck 6. A gang of carpenters are busily engaged in repairing the stalls of Engine No. IHE BELL RINGERS. " I am in favor of retaining the bell ringers at City Hall as lookouts,” exclaimed an official at head quarters last week. "I wlaim that a ‘lookout ’ can locate a fire in advance of even those who are in communication with alarm boxes. Why,” he con tinued, ;“we have an instance on record where a Brooklyn lookout located a fire in New York and promptly called, up -Central, affording an alarm which positively Saved fropi burning a vast amount, of valuable property. "This view ot the matter seems reasonable, as it must be admitted that meh employed to detent fires, and who have an unobstructed view of the city, would ordinarily discover a fire even be'oro men who might patrol the streets. Brooklyn has been exceedingly fortunate regarding fires, and it is claimed by many that her freedom from extensive conflagrations is mainly due to the fact of her main taining bell tower lookouts. SERIOUSLY SICK. We are pained to record this week the fact of the serious illness of Charlie Foe, of Engine Company No. 6. Mr. Foe is an old-timer, whose faithful at tention to duty, despite his infirm condition, has been favorably commented upon at headquarters and elsewhere. We trust to be able later to pub lish the news of his entire recovery. ITEMS OF NEWS, During the absence of Captain Connell, of Engine Company No. 9, his place is being acceptably filled by Cassidy, of that company, The tetter is regard ed as being a model fireman—fully competent to fill iuy position in the department. The contract for setting up poles will, it is said, be given to Mr. Riley, of the Long Hand Telephone Company, although it is claimed that the task might he readily accomplished by the present telegraph force. The quarterly report pf the Commissioner was presented last week. Captains Duff, of Engine No. 3; Whitford, of No. 18; Farrell, of No. 17, and Gar rity, of Truck No. 1, came in (or a due share of praise. Privates Campbell, of Engine No. 3; Rob erts, of Truck No. 1; Heffernan, of Engine No. 2, together with Delaney and W. H. Jones, were also complimented for bravery at fires—notably that of State street. The annual excursion of tho Exempt Firemen of the E. D. proved to be a decided success, and the treasury of the association is enriched in conse quence. A now register has been placed in the new houses, whereby the number of a box is indicated by means of certain dashes on a strip of paper. The arrange ment still further provides against possible mis takes when receiving an alarm of fire. The different houses were artistically draped in mourning during the week, noticeably Engine Company No. son Pierrepont street. At the latter house a broken column appeared above the main entrance, immediately beneath the initials U. S. G. Between the upper windows au army corps badge, in the shape of a cross, was placed, while the doors and windows were appropriately decorated. As in timated last week, members of tbo different army and navy organizations were granted leave of ab sence to attend the funeral of the dead commander. A break in the four foot water main on Atlantic avenue, near Troy avenue, necessitated the shutting off of the water supply during the week. Much apprehension was felt by firemen, who, in respond ing to a fire, knew how invaluable a prompt supply of water proves when connecting with a hydrant. The Veterans’ Union having offered to make good the amount of salary necessarily retained from the newly-elected foremen, it is said that an effort will be made to pay the men their salary in full, to date from July Ist. Members of Engine Company No. 6 complain that the Dispatch has never been purchased at their house for years. John James’s Experience. JUSTICE POWER WANTED TO KNOW, JUSTICE MURRAY DIDN’T. Anna Palmer and John James are coal black ne groes. Sweet Anna lives by cooing in the white trash and fooling them. She wooed Mr. James in her place and thought she’d do him up brown, as she did "de white folk. White folk neber squeal if a nigga’ does pinch ’em. Not so when it is nigger against nigger.” John James said Miss Palmer invited him into her establishment in Thompson street and he paid her fifty cents to look at "de premises.” It was warm, and he took off his vest and hung it up. In the vest there were three dollars. He sat down to have a social chat with Anna. She got, up and deliberately walked to his vest and put her fingers in it and walked out. He ran after her and as soon as he saw a "cop” be said he-had her "pulled.” "What took place in the room ?” asked Justice Power. “Don’t answer that,” said Justice Murray. "We can draw on our imagination.” " Didn’t she refuse to let you kiss her, and that is the animus ?” asked her counsel. "No; she did all d’ muss an’ kissing, and d’ stealing. She did the whole thing.” T> court sent Anna to tijo Inland for six M paths* BASEBALL. GAMES YESTERDAY. At Boston—Boston. 3; St. Louis, 7. At Philadelphia—Philadelphia, 7; Buffalo. 5. At Cincinnati—Cincinnati. 4; Louisville, 3. At Baltimore— Baltimore, 4; Metropolitan, 5. BASEBALL NOTES. Stearns and Visner have been released by the Bal timores. William H. Geer has been expelled by the Hart ford Club. Barnie now thinks his judgment in releasing Ems lie vindicated. The American Association games are still the best betting contests. Pete Hotaling’s wife has presented him with an heir. It’s a boy. Cassidy seems to have boon relegated to tho sub list by Brooklyn. Miller, late of Indianapolis, is doing some tall pitching fof Macon. Wikoff, tho college umpire of Princeton, is to join tho Eastern League. Young McCarthy, of the Bostons, has of late been using the stick effectively. Monk Cline has joined Columbus, and has been made captain in place of Andrews. The Mets seem determined to stay at the bottom, despite all efforts of Manager Gifford. Now that Jack Farrell is all right again, Tim Man ning has been dropped by Providence. Hugh Daily and Dick Burns have been released by Lucas of the St Louis League club. Collins, late of Detroit, is short-stopping for the strong Henley Club, of Richmond, Ind. It is said that Nava, late of the Baltimore, is now driving a hack for a living in that city. The police should keep their eye on ball-players, as they are continually stealing—" bases.” The Newarks have signed Emslie pitcher, and Casey centre fielder, recently released by Baltimore. Pittsburg will hang on to Pete Meegan for fear of accident. Pete is a very good twirler to have in re serve. Hecker, in addition to being a great ball pitcher, is said to be an expert billiardtet and a fine piano player. Joo Gerhardt isn’t considered a heavy batter, yet he has made many timely hits for New York this season. O’Neil, of the St. Louis Browns, had to give way again to Robinson, his lameness not permitting him to play. Terry seems to have bid the pitcher’s box farewell, for the present, at least, and is now playing left field altogether. The Ridgewoods will play the Wilkesbarre Club to-day (Sunday), August 9th, at the Ridgewood Ath letic Grounds. Connor, of the New Yorks, and Browning, of the Lou is villes, lead their respective associations in batting, to date. A special meeting of the Providence Club wag held July 29th, when J. E. Allen was elected president in place of H. T. Root, resigned. Stovey, of the Athletics, was the first player in the American Association to make his one hun dreth base hit this season; July 28 was the date. Buffinton, in the Boston-Detroit game, July 30th, topped the League strike-out record for the season by disposing of sixteen batsmen in that manner. Pischney, a protege of "Tony” Mullane, was given a trial on Tuesday last by the Cincinnatis and the Pittsburg gained but four hits off his delivery. In Syracuse they say Jack Humphreys is the pret tiest grand-stafid player in the State League. Hum phreys was a catcher on the New York Leaguers last season. Jimmy Galvin will discover, if indeed he has not begun to realize already, that the American men are quite as good, if not bet'ter batsmen than the Leaguers. Jake Knowdell, late of the Trenton Club, wanted to take morphine, July 31st, at Coney Island, in order to poison himself. He was sent home in charge of an officer. Norman L. Baker, the pitcher, has been released by Louisville, eligible August Bth. The release was brought about by causes other than poor pitching. Ho goes to Nashville. Gardner seems to have at last found his home position at second base, which point has not been so well taken care of as now since the organization of the Baltimore team. Joe Hornung, of the Bostons, has been appointed an umpire in the New York State League. He is suffering from rheumatism, and will not be able to play again this season. President McKnight. of the American Association, denies the frcely-circulated statement that Umpire Connell of this city bad been fined $25 for umpiring a League championship game in St. Louis, Mo. Krig, late of the Brooklyns. has signed with the Harttords. It is said that only one short hour after he bad signed with Hartford, the St. Louis manage ment offered him double the salary he is to receive. Mountain has been indefinitely laid off by the Pittsburg Club until be becomes able to show that he can pitch in his old form. He has been too good a pitcher for the club to release him until it is fully determined that he is permanently use less. J. P. Werle, of Attica, while practicing July 29 with the homo-nine, attempted to throw a curve ball, and in so doing twisted his arm in such a manner as to break the bone just above the elbow. The report says that the snap was heard forty feet away. Coleman, of tho Athletics, has shown great im provement as aright fielder since ho first assumed that position, and his batting is great. He has become a fixture now in the position, Lon Knight devoting himself exclusively to the management of the team. Phil. Baker is now playing first base for the Na tionals, Trott, late of Baltimore, having been en gaged to alternate with Cook and Fulmer behind the bat. Trott is now back in the city whore he first made his reputation, and where they always hold him in high esteem. Newark would like to be represented in the Amer ican Association next season. They would like to take the Mets place. Newark has a big population and is said to be a good ball town. Whether it could support a heavy salaried American team, however, is a question. The Atlanta club, hitherto fortunate, is now hav ing its period of hard luck, a number of the best men, notably the pitchers, being more or less dis abled. With the long and arduous campaigns of those times, it is rare, indeed, for a club to go through a season unscathed. Arlie Latham, of the St. Louis Browns, is quoted as saying: "We are not only all in fine fix, but wo are playing ball together, and tho best of feeling prevails throughout the nine. W’e don’t hoar or a quarrel in a month and I can’t see for the life of me how we can lose that flag.” Tho Indianapolis Club managers have entered suit lor damages against the Detroit management. For the disbandment of that club $5,000 was promised, Sl.OJOtobein stock. Of this amount $2,000 has been paid, and the r?ma n ler, $2,000 in cash and SI,OOO in stock, is tho object of the suit. Pitflher Gagus and Tom Morrissey, first baseman, have been released by the Nationals for some reason. Gagus has been pitching finely, and Morrissey played a good first base, beside batting well. It may be that a desire to economize caused’ their release. Either ma'n wili prove an accession to any club that may secure him. A meeting of the Conference Committee of the American Association and National League will be held in Saratoga Aug. 21. It is proposed to adopt a uniform rate of salary to bo paid players in both organizations, also to discuss the advisability of agreeing not to advance money to players upon their prospective year's salary. A meeting of the Eastern League was held in Bal timore, Md.. July 30, lor tho purpose of allowing Henry H. Diddlebock to make a statement in regard to tho action of the members of the Association who, July 24, removed him from his position as president, secretary and treasurer. The result of the meeting was a confirmation of the removal. George M. Ballard, of Newark, N. J., was elected president, secretary, and treasurer in his stead. ZBuyiag Peanuts. A SOLEMN-FACED JOKER. {From the Merchant Traveller,) He did not look like a joker. One to look at him would have said his soul was so lost in thought that be did not care two cents whether the sun set at noon or at ten o’clock. He entered the ladies’ sit ting-room at the railway station (New York), walked up to a woman whose husband had gone out about ten minutes previously, and calmly inquired: " Your husband went out to see the river, didn’t he ?” " Yes,” she replied, turning rather pale. " He was a tall man, wasn’t he ?” " He was,” she replied, rising up and turning still paler. “ Had red hair, hadn’t he ?” " He had; oh, what has happened ?” “Couldn’t swim, could he?” "No ! My husband is drowned ! My husband is drowned !” she cried. " Had on a silver watch chain ?” continued the stranger. •• Oh, my husband ! where is tho body ?” she gasped. "Do not excite yourself, my dear madan. Did your husband have on a gray suit ?” " Dear Thomas ! my Thomas ! let me see him !” she cried. " Come this way, madam, but do not get excited. Is that your husband across the street at the pea nut stall ?” " Yes; that’s him; that’s my husband !” she ex claimed joyfully. " But you said he was drowned.” " No, madam, I did not; but I saw him buying peanuts, and I believed it my duty to inform you they are not healthy at this season of tho year.” He walked away, and she stood there and bit her parasol, and started after him like a menagerie on wheels. Ele lived long. BUT WAS IT A VERY HATTY LIFE? "Toll the people not to take medicine, and not to be afraid of cold air and cold water.” These were among the last words spoken by Thomas Penrose, aged ninety-four years, who died near Blandon, Pa., after a few days’ illness. The old man had, throughout his entire life, carried out a vow never to take medicine, and he maintained his resolve to the very end, refusing everything of that character up to the moment of his dissolution. Up to within a few days ago he was quite strong for his years. Penrose was an eccentric bachelor. Ho lived all his life on the farm where he was born, and which he had owned for a half century. He never left home, but was exceedingly well read and had many visitors. One of the rules of his life was to keep the windows of his chamber wide open both in Summer and Winter, all the year round. Fre quently his bed was covered with snow in the morn ing. He performed his toilet at the pump, to which he walked barefooted every morning, Summer and Win ter. With the mercury below zero, he would stand at a pump bathing his head, arms and feet, never taking cold. Ho never wore au overcoat, but dressed very nearly alike all the year round, and ho PQver drank but cold water. A Plain Sermon. WITH MORE MEAT IN IT THAN THERE IS IN MOST SERMONS. (From the Milwaukee Sun,) A mother residing in a small city at the North writes to know if the Sun can’t say something that will induce her daughter to quit keeping company with a young man who gets drunk every time he takes the girl to a party. If tho mother can’t say anything that will induce the daughter to give up an escort who insults her, a poor weak newspaper cannot do any good. The girl has got the fever too bad if she will not break off an engagement with such a young man. The girl should look about her and make inquiries and see if she can find a case in the experience of her friends where such a young man ever made a decent husband. She will never find such a case. A young man may sow his wild oats, and may get it up his nose, and be as full as a tick at times, and reform, and become a square, useful citizen and a good husband, but he will never have a spree in the presence of the girl he loves. The mere fact of a young man taking a girl to a party, or a sleigh ride, and getting drunk, and hu miliating her, and causing her to depend upon others for escort to her home, is one evidence that he has no respect for her, and she should break her engagement and cut him entirely. If she puts up with such insult now, before she is married, when she is his wife he will be liable to make her look out for herself, and he will get drunk from habit. Twenty years ago, there were hun dreds of young fellows in this State who thought it was smart to take respectable girls to dances and get drunk, and let the girls ride home with some body who kept sober. The girls would be vexed at the time, but as the boys were rich, and went in good society, tho girls got to looking on the sprees as good jokes, and they would laugh about it. We know some of those girls to-day who are earn ing a living for several little children by hard work, while the smart fellows that got drunk have filled drunkards’ graves or have left their wives and are wanderers on the face of the earth. If a young man loves a girl as he should love to marry her, a look of disapprobation from her at any act of his, will be enough to break him of any habit that he has that she. does not like. If the words, "Please don’t drink, Charley," from the lips of Charley’s girl is not enough to spoil his appetite for benzine, "Fare well, Charley, forever," should be the next and last remark she should over make to him. Marrying men to reform them has never been a successful enterprise on the part of women. Girls are worth too much unmarried to sacrifice their lives to beat sense into the head of any man on God’s footstool. Too many girls take the chances of marrying a young man who has an uncontrolla ble desire for liquor, thinking that the surround ings of a home will wean him. Such a man does not wean as easily as a calf. He will go home only to sober up. and then not till the other places are closed. Five years oi such a married life will make a middle-aged woman of the handsomest, sweetest dispositioned girl a mother was ever proud of. A girl will marry such a man hoping the next year he will be better, but the next year he will be worse. The nose will begin to get red, the eyes bleared, the clothes carelessly worn, and the wife who would have been such a proud and happy mother with a husband who had sense, becomes ashamed to look at herself in the glass, and had almost rather have a fit of sickness than to be visited by any of her friends, for fear her husband may give them away. Whisky may be all right in its place, and wo hope it is, but the place for it is not in the stomach of a young man who contemplates matrimony, and the girl who takes such a man for life for fear the young men will all be gone, makes a foolish slave of her self, and will regret it as long as she lives. There are sure to be sober boys enough for all the girls, and there is no need of marrying a drunkard, and tho girl who does so against the advice of her mo ther will deserve all the unhappiness she marries. The Car Driver’s Daughter. A LITTLE OF THE PATHOS OF COMMON LIFE. (From the Chicago Herald.) “I have a little girl," said the street car driver, “and it makes me sick when, every once in a while, I notice that she is growing big. It will be a sorry day for me when she gets so big that she has to be dignified. Why? you ask. Well, it’s a plain enough case case to me, though I don't wonder at your Jailing to understand it. You see, I live about half a mile from the car track and my little girl brings me my lunches twice a day, and as the lunches are iresh and the coffee hot, of course, that is a comfort. But that isn’t anything com pared to the pleasure 1 get out of having her ride always with me on the platform. It’s against tho rules of the confrpany for a driver to carry on con versation while on his car, but I don’t do it, bless you. She carries on the conversation all by herself. She stands close behind mo and talks faster than the horses trot, and never stops for streets either. She tells me ail about her mamma and home and the neighbors and herself and the dog, and I stand there and hold my lines and twist the brake and take it all in with delight. If it weren’t for that girl I be lieve I should lose all recollection of the appear ance of my own home and its surroundings, as, in this business, we have to get up so early and stay up so late. When that girl gets so big and dignified that she can’t make a run with me every day, I’ll quit driving." Spruce Gum. THE DENTIST WAS TOO FUNNY. The pretty girl sat down in the dentist’s chair, and in a very brief space of time the cruel forceps had completely devastated her mouth. " It wouldn’t do for you to apply for admission to Vassar College," said the man of woe jocosely, as he filed away his forceps for future reference. " Wh—why not?” tearfully asked the pretty girl, while her mouth felt as large as a newspaper re porter’s salary. “Because,” returned the dentist, “you haven’t any spruce gum." 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THE OLD AND WELL-KNOWN STATEN ISLAND DYEING EBTABUSHIEW wish to call tho attention of their patrons and the public# generally to tte fact that they have recently made very; marked advances in their methods, whereby they are on* abled to treat goods of certain descriptions, such as Furniture Slips, Carpets, Chintz Coverings, Linen Floor Cloths, Window Shades, Cretonne Slips and Covers,' in a manner unsurpassed by, and, as they believe, un< known to anv other establishment in this country, be cause they do not require that FURNITURE COVERINGS shall be RIPPED in order to finish them, but finish WHOLE, without EVEN REMOVING THE They give either the GLAZED, ROLLED OR CRETONNE FINISH to this class of work as their patrons may desire. In their CARPET DEPARTMENT they treat the most costly goods in a perfectly satisfac tory manner, rendering them absolutely clean and ro storing the colors, while the carpets do not shrink. The process also destroys moth or other insects, anil leaves the carpet with a clean, fresh and beautiful ap pearance. WOOLEN BLANKETS by their treatment, are made pure, clean and fleecy. Many of our patrons send all such goods as those tioned above to us when going to the country, and leaver in our care till they return at the close of Summer. As our Dyeing and Cleaning of all kinds of Ladies’ an® Gentlemen’s Wearing Apparel is so well known to all, its it only seems necessary to remember that our NEW YORK OFFICES ARE: No. 98 DUANE STIiEET, No. 870 BROADWAY, and No. 010 SIXTH AVENUE. We also have offices at No. 40 North Eighth f treet, PhiW adelphia; Nos. 166 and IGB Pierrepont street, No. 42 East Madison street, Chicago; No. 134 Superior street, Cleveland, Ohio; No. 410 Wood street, Pittsburg* Pa. and agencies in every town in the country. ©liters. JL. STROUB’S OYSTER BAY, NoJ • 2369 THIRD AVENUE, between 128th and 129th sts., Is furnishing oysters by the quart and hundred, and is delivering on the half shell at all hours. The proprie tor, John L. Stroub, is the patentee of the Clam Roaster which Is used at most all hotels, oyster houses, and by private families throughout the country with great satis faction. They are sold at all the house furnishing storeg throughout the U. 8: Principal Depots: John L. Stroub’s Oyster Bay, 23G9 3d av.; John L. Stroub’s Family Ovster House, 93 Canal st. ; John L. Stroub’s River View Hotel, foot of 125th street. North River. New York City. GOOY> WEXVS TO LADIES! wrZy® Greatest inducements ever offered Now’s your time to get up orders for our celebrated Teas ancF Coffees and secure a beautiful} Gold Band or Moss Rose China Tea? Set, or Handsome Decorated Gold Band Moss Rose Dinner Set, or Gold Band Moul Decorated Toilet Set. For itill particulars address THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., [P. O. Box 289.] 81 and 38 Vesey st., New York PLUG »J®' A Lady can find a quiet home, before and during confinement, 232 Central ave., near Myrtle, Brooklyn,E. D, :MUST BE USED., Dr. Young’s Patent Electric Belts. A SURE CURE FOR NERVOUS DEBILITY. LOSS OF MANHOOD, YOUTHFUL ERRORS, WEAKNESS OF BODY AND MIND, &c. A MEDICAL WORK TO BE GIVEN AWAY, showing sufferers how tlle Y ma V be cured, and b ‘’HEALTH RESTORER" ecover health, strength tg trade mark //V Jand manly vigor WITH our THE AIDOF MEI> — Si—ICINE, will be sent free by post on receipt of stamped directed envelope. Ad dress, Secretary, Electro Medical Company. No. 260 Hudson street, two blocks north of Canal street, New York. PENNYROYAL “CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH” The Original and Only Genuine, Safe and always reliable. Beware of Worthless Imitations. “Chfcheste’r’H English'* are the best made. Indispensable TO LADIES. I ncloseto. (stamps) for particulars, testi monials, etc., in letter sent you by re- SBh BCM ffl ■ LS" 3818 Madison Sq.,Philada, Pa. i ■ Diseases of Men Only are successfully cured by Dr. U. FBANZ, the well known specialist. ULCERS, HUMORS, BLOTCHES on face or any part of the body treated without MERCURY or other POISONS; NERVOUS OEBIUITY, LOSS of MANHOOD, LOSS ot MEMORY, Etc., from whatever cause. There ar®> more cases cured at this institute than at any other insti tution in this country. Ask your friends, and they wilk recommend you to go to the NEW YORK BOTANIC MEDICAL INSTITUTE, No. 178 Lexington Ave., cor. 31st St»> New York city (formerly No. 5'3 Third avenue). Sentf stamp for circular. Patients treated by mail. Office hours, 9t04,6 to 8; Sundays, 10to 2. Mention th.s paper.s SANTAL CAPSULES are now used in the Hospitals of Paris, in placa of Copaiba, Cubebs and Astringent Liquids. They will cure In forty-eight hours all de rangements of the urinary organs in either SOX,' without inconvenience of any kind. SOLD BY ALL DBUGOISTS. lURE YOORSEIFf Dr. Bohannan's "Vecetahie Curative” is warranted to permanently cure all forma of Spermatorrhea or Semi nal Weakness, Impotcncy, etc., and restores "Lost Power,” and brings back the "Youthful Vigor” ofthose who have destroyed it by sexual excesses or evil prac tices, in from two to seven weeks’ time. It has been used by Dr. Bohannan in bis private practice for over thirty years, was never known to fail in curing even the WORST CASES. It gives vitality and imparts energy with wonderful effect to those middle aged men who feel a weakness beyond their years. Young men suffer ing from the consequences of that dreadfully destructive habit of Self-Abuse can use this medicine with the as surance of a speedy and PERMANENT cure. The in gredients are simple productions of nature—barks, roots, herbs, etc., and are a specific forthe above diseases. ©S’ Price Five Dollars, sent with full directions, etc., to any address. For sale only by Dr. C. A. Bohannan, N. E. corner of Sixth and Biadle streets, St. Louis, Mo. Established in 1837. rtsr-Dr. B.'s "Treatise on Special Diseases,” which gives a clear delineation of the nature, symptoms, means ofcure, etc., of SYPHILIS, SEMINAL WEAKNESS, Etc., Sent Free to any-address upon receipt of o-'.e stamp. BEST TRUSS EVER US£D ! | ' Improved Elastic Truss. Worn night ive circulars to the { NEW YORK ELASTIC V. X TRUSS c0 '’ 4 744 Broadway, N. Y. OF THE HUMAN KihjV ENLARGED, DEVEL-I OPED. STRENGTHENED"’’Etc., isan interesting' advertisement long run in our paper. r In reply to in quiries wo a 1 - ill say that then- is no evidence of hum bug about this. On tno contrary, the advertisers are veiy highly indorsed.. 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