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8 HUMORS OF THS POLICE. Fhe Orum’s-.irirr Thinks Officer Whitney Sh .ulCi beilndic'scd for Parjury-ToSave a C-mplaint, Whitney Makes an Illegal Ar vast—He VVeiV Wre~e Ther'’ Was No Ac c-mnecoa i re "A Solitary “ Bum ” by the Sieve n. ’. .Clarkin at the Bar—Herd Swear i r-M rfn Ccrn-r'd in a News-box— D- - 1 ' Wav- to Prosecu'-, as the Office." Ap I -;iz-»c’- -A.Cau'icn-Tha Complainant to be Arc-.>«ad for Contempt, Failing to Appear to -P -esacute. ■BEFOBB C&MMISSIOBER PORTEB. thirtysH.e.n wore up on the charge of fail a:-.; to gel tr.ctr Urffe-r ujnlorm on time, as ordered, A IGB. Wh-they said he wcav. mb ver ordered to get auni xi rm. .4j'peeior bt-ors-said, the officer was ordered to ’f-t it. by himself and .inspector bilks. He (the >ti: er) toid his captan*.ha nad : ordered his uniform .tailor :-ch;e>.singQt-. Tim tailor told the cap lain no uniiorm had been or-dered. Inspector bilks aws m .the building. toeoufir.m what he said. „ ■ Do -viJii Know that, order was given him ?” ••Yes.’ sir.” replied c.UiiL.lnspector. “I ordered ■him myseif.” ••Have .you any thing uto , say ?” asked the Com jaiisshmer. •No six.” •• You ought torUave a vCbarge .made against you <ol making a ials« statement,’- said Gon. Porter. -He has .not.ordered . yet,” said the Inspector. “1 haven’t stuff,”-said the officer. A VERY. QUEER ARREST. “Whitney again,” s.asd Clerk Peterson, reading Hie charge of being in the saloon at Soventy tirst street and Third avenue. What hivvetf-ou to say to that ?’\asked the Com in issioimr. «1 told tho-roundsman,at. tiie time that I wont info the water clo-ct. I loft a young man to cover my post, but be didn t see the roundsman, who was beir.ucd an < h-vated post. There was no other place open. 1 have .a witness. .1 told, the .roundsman what I was doing iia -.there.’* ■•At the time -stated I walked from Seventy-fifth io Seventy-first street .and Third avaniie,” sad the rGund.sm .n, “.and saw the officer and two citizens conic onto! the liquor saloon. He said he bad been in the water-closet. It seemed unnecessary to take two citizens in .tho store- I tried the place, and couldn’t get in; Ahey had locked. .the door. When he knew I had made a complaint, he went next day to court and got a warrant and arrested thoiproprietor for violating .the Excise law, but he was discharged.” •• How long was he in there ?” “ 1 was probably there two minutes before I saw him come out. He then went across the street, on bis post.” •* Where were you standing when I camo o,ut of the hquor store ?” asked the officer. “ Behind one of the Elevated Railroad pillars;” “ Standing up or lying down ?”.asked the officer. •‘Standing up, sir,” said the roundsman, ,-smil ing. * 1 saw you when I came up, and I thought .you were lying down.” “ It wasn’t so.” •• This young man I left to cover my .post,” said the officer, calling up Citizen Moran. Moran said the officer told him to cover his poet and keep an eye on tiie roundsman while be -.went in the water-closet. He was there a couple .of minutes. “ 1 merely wish to state,” said the roundsman, “ that after being over the officer’s post twice there was no one in sight, not even a dog sign. The officer came out with these two citizens. Whether they were the parties that went in with him I don’t know; they went up the avenue and he* followed me down, and asked me not to make a complaint.” “ You saw the officer go in the store ?” asked the Com missioaer. “ Yes, sir,” said Moran. “ And come out ?” , “ Yes, sir. ’ “ These two men did not go in with him ?” “ Yus, sir, they did,” said Mr. Moran. “I saw the roundsman twenty minutes before that; I didn’t think he would sneak back and double bank me,” said the officer. 1 “ You have been before me several times,” said Hie Commissioner, *• and there has not been a reputable excuse in your behalf. This morning, in < answer to another case, there was intentional, deliberate falsehood on your part. I have seen , nothing in your career that has not been of the same character.” ( Capt. Gunner said the officer made no report at the desk that he had left his post on a call of ] nature. When he made the arrest, after getting in the place lor that purpose, he found a violation of j the Excise Law, and next day made the complaint against the proprietor, Brennan. WHITNEY AGAIN, AND CORNERED. This time ho was seen coming out of a livery ■ stable on his post where he had beon laying off. He { said ho was in the water-closet. The roundsman said he went over Whitney’s post c before he commenced to time him. Then he went , twice, and the third time he found him coming out of this livery-stable, ••Didn’t the proprietor tell you I was in the water-closet?” asked Whitney. ” Yes, sir, but there is no water-closet in the , place,” was the roundsman’s rejoinder. | SITTING. Hanion, Twenty.third Precinct, was found sitting * on a stone during his tour of patrol duty. He said going to his relieving point his shoe lace became ' unfastened, and while tying it the roundsman came ' Vp. t Roundsman Hurlburt said he came upon the 1 officer sitting; he asked what was the matter, and got no reply. He saw no lacing of shoes. 11 s A BUM NURSING HIS -TOES AT THE STOVE-A 1 DISORDERLY. a Ulfil’lf’ll aoscD® P? H ! ’P Uie liquor store, fc Second avenue and Sixty-second street, Ks said he d WSk called in to remove a disorderly in the place. He went in the side door, the roundsman the front v door. f “ Coming along.’'.said Roundsman Bach, •• I knew 8 be had a liking for this store, and went in and a found him at the bar. There was a poor bum at c the stove nursing bls shins. There was no trou- 1 Lie.” 11 “ Postpone this case and I’ll prove I was called in. Pjd yon eee me?” c *~‘ ; I saw you standing at the bar?” “I was three feet from h i door, investigating.” 8 “When you saw me yoi looked around and stood?” D “ I always stand my ground,” said Clarkin. v CLARKIN AGAIN—“NOT ANOTHER MUG LIKE “ HIS IN THE CITY. J The officer is six feet four, and once seen and a hoard to speak, could hardly be mistaken. This charge was kicking two book, or rather picture, c peddlers down stairs. He claimed to know nothing t ol the assault; he was in bed, heard the racket, and ti did not get out of bed. But, from his own state- t; went, tiie supposition is that he did kick them h down stairs, supposing they were sneak thieves, e but was too lazy to run them in. Leopold Baer said he wont in the building to sell si his pictures. He was a traveling salesman and is book canvasser. Ho knocked at the door; the offi t; cor came to it, undressed, and with clenched fist, b without warning, he went tumbling in a heap e down stairs. When he got up, he was glad to leave I without his pictures. The officer followed him is downstairs, took him by the nape of the neck and the seat of honor, and after giving him one, two, G three swings, to give headway, pitched him like a n log out in the street. This was in the afternoon, g about half-past one.” tl “1 heard that three men entered the b said Clarkin, “and they frightened two old ladies b on the second floor. But 1 don’t know; I was in u bed.” “That’s the man,” said Baer. si “There have been a lot of sneak thieves prowling I about the house, but this time I was in bed. How d do you know it was me ?” “ There isn’t another man as big and as ugly on n the force. I couldn’t be mistaken,” said the book t< agent. c “ How do you know it was me ?” roared the of- n ficer. “By my face?” “There isn’t another mug like it in the city,” Baid the citizen. Eelix Hulze, a brother peddler, swore to the iden tity of Clarkin, who again swore he was in bed at the time, g KEEGAN’S CUP OF COFFEE. a . t Keegan was found in the restaurant, No. 881 v Broadway, seated, eating. f< “ I was in there,” said the officer. “ I went to the 1 water-closet. I had cramps. The proprietor said a p cup of coffee will do you good. I lilted the cup and t stood drinking it when the roundsman entered.” •’Passing along the avenue,” said Chapman, “I p looked in the place and saw him seated at a table in i; the back part of the room. As soon as he saw DIQ be jumped up and began to adjust his pants.” I CHICKEN thieves. Murray, of the Thirtieth Precinct, couldn’t be V found by his roundsman for a.n hour. Murray said that on that four the precinct was e infested with aa army nf chicken thieves. It was a " great precinct for chickens, and that night almost ? every hencoop had been raided. Seeing everything * was secure he went to the station-house to the wa” . ter-closet. I WHO IS TO BE BELIEVED ? R s Moran, of the Fifth Precinct, was found riding on a a car by Roundsman Londrigan. “Not guilty,” Moran said. “ I want the rounds man to prove his case.” “Certainly,” said the Commissioner. Londrigan said he stood on the corner of Cham- ° hers street and West Broadway at three o’clock; he e saw the officer on the opposite corner, who looked C to College Place, down Broadway, and when he saw the car coming, the officer jumped on it, opened the door and spoke to the conductor. f The roundsman, cross-examined, said he had known the officer three years; made one against him, and that was dismissed; tie was not Moran’s roundsman, but ho thought it his duty to ? make the complaint. The officer said that on the morning in question J J the conductor called him on the car to put a man 1 Off the platform who refused to pay his fare. The ? conductor pushed him off, but he clung to the car. J The officer only rode on the cor to protect the con ductor in ejecting the passenger. rt Wm. Wade, the conductor, said the passenger wouldn't pay his tare. He told him the cars were , s run ou tho cash principle. When they got to Cham bers M eet be called on the officer at the corner and i he came at his call and stopped on the car till the i man was put off. All this happened and the roundsman did not see I it, although it occurred before his eyes. CHARGE SECOND. Those that have passed the corner of Chambers . street into West Broadway, must have noticed a C news Lox at the foot ot the elevated railroad stairs, s In tnis box Moran was charged with coopin' him- SPii in at an early hour of the morning, to shirk duty. To get in the box one has to jump over the iron railing lacing the Cosmopolitan Hotel. “I was in there,” said Moran. “I found the door of the news stand unlocked.” He had to get over the railings to try it. •• I waited around to see il it was opened by thieves. Then I went in to see if they would come back. I saw nobody till I saw 5 the roundsman come along and I came out. I told t him 1 had found it op. u. He asked why [ did not rap for help. I gave the excuse I give you.” That was the officer’s story. This is the roundsman s version. “ At twenty minutes after three o’clock A. M. down between Reade and Chambers streets in the square I saw this officer standing in the same place exc tedly around. I thought there was AwndthiDg wrong. He jumped over the railing and l went into the news stand, I waited to seo what he was going to do. There was a door two feet high that he had to go under. When he wont in 1 took my watch out to time him. After waiting a while I went up to the window and asked if he was going to stop . there till six o’clock. Ho looked through the glass and made no answer. I said come out. He came.” V “Didn't you hear that this stand had been broken into before ?” asked counsel. R “ No.” said the roundsman. “ but I know that '• two officers were taken out ol there under similar circumstances.” ' “My intentions were good,” said the officer. “I - wanted to catch tho thieves. This charge is only •» spleen.” - “if an officer finds a place open, it is his duty not w to enter it until ho has rapped for assistance,” said * the roundsman. “11 he had rapped, I was .near him t and would have been there.” q “I was laying to catch the thief,” said the-officer. “The place was warmed by the steam from the hotel,” said the roundsman. AN Ax'OLOGY SATISFACTORY FOR A SLAPPED FACE. When the case of Lambrech was called, David A. Barry, the complainant, whose face had been slap- • ped by the officer, who didn’t arrest him, begged to be allowed not to press tho charge, as the officer had apologized. “No,” said the Commissioner. “It isn’t a com -0 plaint so far as you are concerned, but discipline e and to get good conduct from the officer, and for j that reason I shall hear it.” “He apologized, and I pledged myself not to (prose a cute,” said Mr. Lambrech. “So far as you are concerned, you are relieved from obligation. It is not you, but the department, j Go on.” The young gentleman then went on to that he w had been to a reception in Fourteenth street, and was accompanying a young lady home. They had been dancing in the evening, and when they got out j on the street he sat down on a florist’s platform, and it gave way, and he got a tumble. He con -3 tinned on to Sixth avenue, and he met this officer, who came up and slapped his face. He hardlyre membered wbat the officer said, ho felt so bad being insulted before the lady. Perhaps the officer was provoked, and thought it was a malicious action on y his part. He permitted him to escort the lady to - her residence. Next day be met tho officer, and thought better, after ho apologized. The officer had nothing to say. “Be sure and keep your temper,” said the Com t missionor, addressing the officer. “Unfortunately, because you wear the uniform, you have mado a 3 groat many mistakes, and some of them may lose ) you your appointment. I put you on your guard.” ‘ PLAIN WORDS TO CITIZEN AND OFFICER. L Ward Detective Baer, of the Tenth Precinct, was ( arraigned to answer a charge made by Citizen Louis , L. Laurens. This was the second session at which the complainant had failed to appear and prosecute. The officer’s counsel asked tho case to be dismissed, the complainant on two occasions failing to appear and prosecute. “No,” replied Gen. Porter, “In this case there is more than a mere officer interested. If citizens choose to come and make complaints, and don’t come to punish, they thus throw a stigma on the Police Department, and so far as I am able, and I am willing to, I shall take certain steps to bring him (the complainant) before the Court for contempt, not attending to this business, so far as the pres ence of that witness here. There are things due not merely the department and the accused to con sider, the public, and the accused should be made to clear himself. I shall make every effort to have this complainant present here, or punished for con tempt. So far as the accused is concerned, he may become perfectly free, but so far us the department is concerned the stigma must be removed. If the charge is false, it should be shown to us. For that reason I adjourn without date.” This means that a subposna will issue from the Supreme Court. If disobeyed, Mr. Laurens will be arrested for contempt of Court, which moans fine and imprisonment. OUR ni« mRfIKJT. TBIALS AND JUDGMENTS—SICK JFIKEMEN, ETC. Tke Board of Fire Commissioners met for the last lime for tho year 1835, on Wednesday and Thursday mornings last, with President Purroy in the chair. The first business transacted was the TRIALS. The following were the trials of the session, and the judgments rendered on the same: NEGLECT OF DUTY. Fireman Daniel Manix, of Engine Company No. 44, was charged with not following the “tender” while he was driving the horses of the engine, in answering an alarm of fire on December 26. He pleaded guilty and said, “the nigh horse fell down, and when he got up I saw a wagon ahead of •me, and I made a mistake and followed it instead of the tender. He was found guilty, and was ordered to be reprimanded. A SERIES OF CHARGES. Fireman Timothy Sullivan, of Engine Company No. 8, had the following charges preferred against lum:-First—With leaving his work, while cleaning the tender, unfinished, and going up stairs without pennissiod. on December 2bth. Second—When or dered by Assistant Foreman Ryan to resume bis work on the tendea. he said: “I did clean the tender and I will not clean it again.” Third—When cau tioned by the assistant foreman not to disobey his orders, he said: You make a charge; I dare you to, and if it costs me one thousand dollars I will ’ put you out of the department, and I never under took a job I did not accomplish.” AJI ol these offenses were committed on December < 20th, He pleaded guilty to all of the charges. i Assistant Foreman Ryan testified; “I left Sulli- 1 van at work on tho tender; a lew moments after ward he went up stairs, ami I asked him what was < the matter; he said he was sick. I asked him why < he did not report sick, then. I then ordered him to a godown stairs aud finish his work; he Ibon went down stairs io clean up the tender with a chamois skin, and he had a pail of water with him. I told 1 him not to use the chamois skin, but the sponge J as there was a grent deal of mud on the tender He then said he had cleaned th§ tender, and would not < do it again,” -.‘.reman John Brady testified: “Sullivan and I went to work on the tender. Sullivan did not re fuse to do his work when he was ordered by the as sistant foreman. Ho did not, in my bearing, use a anyjbadjlanguage. I heard him say something|to the t captain about SI,OOO. Ho said: • I will spend SI,OOO f to get even—to get square with the assistant fore- I 6 man.’" 8 Ex-Senator Grady here appeared as Sullivan’s c counsel. t Witness resumed: • I distinctly heard Sullivan say v something about SI,OOO and getting even.” Fireman Henry Allright testified: “Sullivan did r not refuse to do his work. I heard hint say be r would spend SI,OOO. That was all I heard. He a mumbled something which I could not under stand. Sulliyan wa? not sick. The language used by Sullivan to the Assistant foreman wa& respectful as far as I could hear.” c Fireman Robert H. Levins testified : “I was busy r cleaning the horses, and Sullivan camo around with v the chamois skin and a pail of water to clean the 1 tender. The assistant foreman spoke to the cap- E tain and they had some conversation together. I heard no disrespectful language used by Sullivan, t either to the captain or to the assistant foreman.” E Captain John Welch testified: “Outside ot ‘hear- J say,’ I know nothing more about this matter than t is contained in the charges. When I saw aud spoke 1 to Sullivan, his language was respectful. He has 8 been in the company for some time, and he is gen- t erally very loud and boisterous in his manner, and 0 I have had to frequently reprimand him lor it. He is generally very respectful to me.” f Assistant Foreman Ryan (recalled by ex-Sonator J Grady) said “there was no complaint made by the v men who were cleaning the apparatus.. I am on r good terms with Sullivan and the other members of 1 the company. Sullivan talked so loud that he could c be heard twenty feet away. There is no bad feeling between Sullivan and myself. He has to be followed up very close to be kept doing his work.” Sullivan then, in his own behalf, said: “Theas- c r sistant foreman told me to clean the tender. I said , I had done so. Ryan told the captain that I had J disobeyed his (Ryan’s) orders. I did not say that I ’ would give $1 000 to get Ryan out of the depart menf, but I did say to myself I would give SI,OOO fi to get out of the business, if I could get a job in the “ ciiy, so as to get rid of Ryan’s dogging me. I was 1 nor, sick, nor did I vomit.” Sullivan was then fined ten days’ pay. 6 KOBE NEGLECT OF DUTY. J Engineer George Shaw, of Engine Company No. ( 45, was charged with not properly running the en- c gine, and also with telling Foreman Barry that the c .apparatus was out of order and unfit for service, t tnus causing it to be sent to tRe repair shops, i where, upon a trial being had, the apparatus was f found to be in good condition and fit for service. C This occurred while the company wore engaged in I pumping water from tho cellar of their new quar* ters, in Tremont avenuo, on December 10th. He pleaded guilty, and said : “While we were f pumping out the cellar the engine was at first do- « ing very well 4 but all of a sudden it stopped. ? “The captain asked me whal was the matter, and 1 I said I did not know at the tiftie. "The Captain then said he would it out of ser- c vice, and I said ‘Yes, I would/ u 1 Foreman James Barry testified : “While we wore pumping oul the cellar tH” I • gine got alCiid very well lor a time, but it suddenly 1 stepped and did not work at all. I looked all over ' the apparatus, but I could not find out where the 4 trouble was. It seemed to be in the cylinder or the * pumps, but they were all right. I then put the en- c gine out of service and had it sent to the repair shops, where it was found that the apparatus was i all right.” j Sentence was suspended. 1 REQUISITIONS. 1 The Board received and referred a large number s of requisitions for supplies, plumbing, gas work, j etc., from the different engine and hook and ladder j companies. A NEW TENDER. < Engine Company No. 52, is to have a new tender 1 this week. t AN UPSET. < Last Mon lay night, while Hook and Ladder Com- 1 pany No. 17 was answering an alarm of fire in East . 145th street, it upset in front of No. 728, by running . J into a frozeu mortar bod, and threw the men to ‘ the ground, breaking Driver Jacob Murray’s legs, J J one leg of Fireman Moore, the tillerman, aud severe- i * ly injuring Captain Connelly. Chief of the Twelfth Battalion Gooderson, made a ■ ] report of the accident to the Board on Wednesday, : t BOYAL “ RADWAY’S euels all aches, estoier ol heumatics. cause " outer of coughs ighc quick it heals egally curing , lIH aging heartburns, and ude neuralgia, l&i igid sore throats, elief to those who by torments, and ally suff ® r ers, K IB ejuvenator of ouse up and try it 1 Best to you ! then inging praises iIAI> "V K AC J II NEW YORK DISPATCH, JANUARY 3, 1886. t in which he says: “The truck collided pile of h frozen mortar in front of tho building which is y being repaired. No. 721 East 145th street. Tho mortar t projected over, fifteen feet out in the street. There p was no signal-lamp on the pile; it was very dark on s the street and the driver did not see the mortar ” pile.” n The Board will call the attention of the Commis sioner of Public Warks to the ordinance relating to t tiie placing of a light in front of buildings which r are being erected, or being rebuilt, and where materials are placed in the street for those pur- I .poses. y ENGINE, COMPANY NO. 49. A report was received as to the unsafe condition " of the building used.by Engine Company No. 49, II which was referred to the Building Bureau, to look Q into tho matter and have the building made safe. NEW SIGNALS. e The following buildings have been connected with the Automatic Alarm: -j Station No. 582, No. 640 Broadway, Engine Com pany No. 33, and Hook and Ladder Company No. 9, respond. Station No. 583, Nos. 443. and 445 Broadway, En gine-Company No. 13, and Hook and Ladder Com* ( ? pany No. 8, respond. - 1 Station No. 584, No. 74 Leonard street. Engine Company No. 31, and Hook and Ladder Company No. 8, respond. 9 Station No. 585, Nos. 26 and 28 Leonard street, r Engine Company No. 13, and Hook and Ladder Company No. 8, respond. SICK FIREMEN. 1 The medical officers reported on Tuesday morn . ing that -there are forty-two sick and disabled officers aud men in the Department. ’ THE PARNELL FUND. j President Purroy ordered the following letter, which fully explains itself, to be forwarded : New York, December 30th, 1835. ’ Hon. Edivard J 3. ou>n : Dear Judge—When recently you applied for an or der permitting-the uniformed force to engage in the , collection of contributions for the “Parnell Fund,” ’ the Fire Commissioners were obliged reluctantly to ( refuse your application, for the reason that to have ( granted it would Rave been to violate a well-consid l ered rule of the Department, to the strict enforce ment of which there have been of late years no ex ceptions. At .the same time, the Fire Commissioners had not. nor have they now, any objections to members of the uniformed force contributing, as individ } uals, and entirely of their otvn free will, to any-cause > which m y seem to them deserving. As a slight furtherance of the worthy cause in which you are so zealously engaged, and in whose i success all friends of free government are interest i ed, we (Messrs. Croker, Smith aud myself) beg you to accept the enclosed check for SIOO. Yours truly, Henry D. Purroy. RETIRED FROM ACTIVE DUTY. By resolution adopted, Firemen John Conway, of Engine Company No. 44; William Jackson, of En gine Company No. 26, .and Engineer George Levins, of Engine Company No. 41, by reason of physical disability to perform active service, were all order ed on light duty |n tho future. THE PAY-ROLL. The sum of $120,116.50 will be paid for all ex penses of the Department for 'the month of De cember. A GALLANT RESCUE. On last Thursday afternoon, ex-Alderman Michael Duffy rescued from certain death Mrs. Mary Davies and her infant daughter at the burning of the building No. 1,037 Lexington avenue. While the woman and her child were at the rear window trying to get away from the suffocating smoke, the ex-Alderman hearing their cries for help jumped on a shed, where he reached the fire-escape ladder, and climbing up, carried mother and child in safety to the ground. Mr. Duffy was a member of Hook and Ladder Company No. 16, of tho old Volunteer Fire Depart ment. THE VOLUNTEER FIREMEN’S ASSOCIATION. A letter was received last week from John Baulch, Chief or the Fire Department at Fortress Mon roe, inclosing his Mutual Aid dues, and also the money lor ball tickets. Just like you, John. We remember you as a member of Engine Company No. 13, and also an Assistant Engineer in this city in the days of “auld lang syne,” and we never found you wanting when good work was to be done. , The ball committee have held several meetings during the week. They feel very much encouraged by the interest that has been shown in this true work ot benevolence by the members and friends of the Association. Letters from out-of-town mem bers were received inclosing money for tickets and boxes, saying that, although they were unable to be present, yet they wanted to have a band in, and concluded by making their investment us a dona tion to help along the charitable effort. The floor committee have held several meetings, and have made all arrangements that they deemed were necessary in order to secure the comfort of their guests. And to set at rest the stories that they were to appear in red shirts cowhide boots, they adopted the full evening dress as the standard for the occasion. This, therefore, does away with the stor es that some of their “friends” bad so pleasant ly circulated about them. In order that something out of the usual routine of things should occur, they have arranged with a celebrated decorator for a surprise to those of their friends who may favor them with their presence on the night of the ball, which is to take place this coming Tuesday, the sth inst., at the Metropolitan Opera House. The committee request all those members having tickets, that have not yet beon settled lor, to please make a return before the night of the ball. Many hundreds of the members of,the Associa tion, accompanied by their families, celebrated New Year’s Eve by listening to the Trinity chimes. Especial interest was added to the pleasure on ac count of the new fire song which was rung out by Mr. A. Meis'abn, Jr., by the kind permission of the Rev. Dr. Dix. The song was composed by Mr. Peter of Alission f ; ‘Uie. He was a member of the i Old Department, and is also a member of the Asso elation. The music is to be played at the ball, being 1 accompanied vocally by the members. BROOKLYN POLICE MATTERS . COMING CHANGES — RESIGNATIONS — TRIALS, ETC. THE CAUSE OF UNEASINESS. Considerable uneasiness appears to be felt in and about headquarters concerning probable changes in the uniformed force. Just what action may betaken in the matter solely depends of course upon who « shall receive the appointment as Police Commis sioner. The admirable manner in which the affairs of the Department have been thus far conducted under Mr. Partridge’s administration, has attracted universal attention, and it is to be hoped that in i the event of a change being made these headquarters may be graced by the p esenceof those who may proveto be as accommodating and gentlemanly as J the present incumbents. TRIALS OF THE WEEK. The number of delinquents was last wees in creased by one over that ol the week previous. Eleven rather nervous-appearing guardians of the peace | were summoned before the tribunal of justice on Tuesday last, and falteringly approached the Com- ’ missioner. Brown, of Eighth Sub-Precinct, ineffectually tried to explain an absence of two hours and forty | minutes from reserve roll call on the 25th ult. j To render matters worse, if possible, Charlie at tempted the school-boy trick of sneaking over the fence and claiming to have been present while being searched for. It was a lame excuse, however, in this instance, and Brown was sentenced to a loss of one day’s pay. Lyons, of the Sixth Sub-Precinct, disappeared 1 from view while on patrol on the 20th ult. Meanwhile Sergeant Hamilton had made kindling ' wood of his night stick in the vain hope of finally 1 rapping up the missing Pafcricius. Something must j have gone wrong, as the story of the stick was dis credited, and Lyons was adjudged not guilty. Sullivan, of the Sixteenth Precinct, although one of the nattiest members of the force, should have a 1 care in future. Jimmie has already forfeited enough ! ol his richly earned pay to cause him to take what is - termed in the vernacular “a tumble.” For patron- J izing a bootblack while on duty on the 21st ult., t Sullivan was fined a loss of one day’s pay. The shine wi s a deadhead, ot course, although Jimmie 1 avers “that the ‘shiners* he loses would make two I pairs of shoes-Dis.”—Ethiopia. Rhattigan, of the Fifteenth Precinct, although a successful in passing the physical examination be fore appointment to the force, is evidently afflicted with myopia. Alter two o clock in the morning Chris is said to require a pair of opera glasses in order to distinguish the difference between the sub- ’ dued light in an undertaker’s establishment and that in which individuals assemble to place another nail in their coffin. On the 23d ult. Rhattigan failed to see a light in a barroom at 2:40 A. M. Owing, no doubt, to his affliction, ho was declared not guilty, r . c Quinn, Of the Twelfth Precinct, boarded a horse- V car while hurrying toward bis relieving point on e the 12th inst. {Sergeant Velsor not approving of SP.Vh conduct on tne part of a patrolman, reported the ease-loving Robert, who received a reprimand. Nelson, of the Eleventh Precinct, failed to dis cover the presence of burglars upon his beat at midnight on the 20th ult. He was further charged - by Capta n Ueiliy with neglecting to arrest the . A ® N®1«»» was unaware pf the presence of the latter, how he could possibly effect their arrest would seem to be a conundrum. It was shown, c •however, that the safe attacked in this instance was a in plain Right ot passers-by. Hence the offending £ officer will forfeit one day’s pay. Moor-, of the Fifth I reclnct, must have been por- * ing over the works of his poetical namesake before ? going on post on the 20th ult. If he did not “fill high v the brimming cup,” he evidently drained the gob let to such an ext«nt as to cause him to absent him self from his relieving point, and to later on appear at the station bouse in an intoxicated condition. He was fined a loss of six days’pay. Look not upon [ the wine when it is red-eye. - Walker, of the Fourth Precinct, could not walk-er J chalk line on the morning of the 25th ult. In fact, Rob. was so completely knocked out by the “old stuff” as to cause him to gravitate toward mother * earth. While in a recumbent position, he utiracted c the attention ot pedestrians on Myrtle avenue. Roundsman Raynor, accompanied by Patrolman ( Duffy and 1 oorman Butler, carried the unfortunate J officer to the station house, where he was placed in - a ceil. Walker was leniently dealt with on his trial, and was simply sentenced to a Joss of ten days’ M xwell, of the Third Precinct was absent from r P 1 st me hour and five m nutes on the 20th ult. Sergeant Walsh, tiring of Lis fruitless searen aiur JJEADY RELIEF And is the chief i health, < wanton stealth; nd Asthma s hold, y e stubborn cold. pa-sms, sprains, packing pains, very bruise, h I ’twill diffuse each breath ■ "y earning death ! ■Jocund this same "U’ach frame ! it bring £ii joy you’ll sing JVer to RADY AY’S pl all your glad days 1 f the missing patrolman, reported the latter,who was s reprimanded. 3 . Marshall, of the First Precinct, was found off post in the cosey seclusion of the waiting room of the r Dwinnell house on the morning of the 26th nit. Tor his absence from duty he was reported by Roundsman White and will suffer a loss of one day’s o pay. i SICK. ! -The number of sick members of the force up to the present writing is as follows: Sergeants, 5; patrolmen, 37, doormen, 2, roundsmen, 3, and de tectives, 2; making a total of 49. None of the cases i as reported are of a serious nature. ) RESIGNATIONS. Uncle Dan’l Applegate, whose familiar counte nance has lor years graced the entrance to the leading theatre of Brooklyn, has tendered his 1 resignation, which has been accepted. John Lewis, patrolman of the Third Precinct, has likewise resigned from the force, and will receive ; an annual pension of SSOO. Mr. Lewis was a mem ber of the Department for a period of more than - twenty years. SERVED HIM RIGHT. s Ex-Policeman Kennedy, whoso dastardly conduct 7 toward a young girl was made apparent in this column some time ago, was last week righteously > sentenced to three years and a half in the Peniten r tiary. Served him right appears to be the public opinion. A HERO OF THE HOUR. Gallagher, of the Seventh Precinct, is the hero of I the hour in police circles. The residents of the “ wick *’ should be proud of one who is not only a policeman, but who has given evidence of bravery in life-saving second to none afforded in fire annals. Emprovemejsts in Time. ; ALONG THE LINE. ’ new Winter time table of the New York, Lake } Erie and Western Railroad, which takes effect to day, seems to be a new departure from the old-time . method of lessening during the Winter the train service arranged lor Summer travel; and this ap- • nt GS m° r ® particularly to the train service between hew York and points within convenient reach for [ permanent suburban residences than to the through j train service, although this latter named service _ has, as well, been more conveniently provided for s by the new schedule than formerly. We note par ticularly that the time of Train No. 1 (day express), t leaving New York at 9A. M., is shortened so that it arrives in Buffalo at 10 P. M.—twenty minutes ear- . Her than formerly; that Train No. 9 (Buffalo and ( Niagara Falls Limited), leaving New York daily at 7 P. M., now arrives in Buffalo at 7:30 A. M.—a conve nient breakfast hour; Train No. 29 (Through Ac commodation), leaving New York at 8:30 P. M., will now have Pullman sleeping coaches from New York ’ to Hornellsville, This is a most convenient arrange ment for passengers to Binghamton, Owego, Elmi ra, etc., etc., as well as for passengers to the local stations where the through express trains do not stop, as it insures to them a comfortable night's rest and arrival at their destination at a reasonable hour in the morning, instead of having to get up, as formerly, before daylight. Train 9 (Delaware Valley Express, West bound) and Train 30 (Southern Tier Express, East bound), which have not heretofore been provided with drawing-room coaches, are now equipped with the most luxurious drawing-room coaches built by the Pullman Company. During the early Spring this company saw the necessity of providing a more convenient train service for its rapidly growing suburban travel, and its time schedule for the past season was a model of convenience, and was the means of inducing so many people to locate on its line, that it was deemed necessary not only to con tinue this schedule, but to increase its facilities during the coming Winter. Without particularizing, we note increased train service for Newark, Paterson, and points within a radius of forty miles from New York, also the quick ening ot time of several local trains between New York and those comfortable and convenient places for suburban homes in the territory between Pater son and Suffern, including Ridgewood, Hohokus, and Allandale. 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There kre only two old firemen’s organizations in this city that are chartered and are all firemen, viz., the Ex empts and this one. The Exempts do not. give a ball this Winter. This organization is also benevolent. The tick ets are $2, admitting a gentleman and ladies. JOHN DECKER, President. JAS. B. MINGAY. Chairman. ) MICHAEL CRANE, Treas. -Ball Committee. JAS. J. FERRIS, Sec. - Annual ball OF THE \ ETERAN FIREMEN’S ASSOCIATION OF NEW YORK, AT THE METROPOLITAN OPERA BOUSE, TUESDAY EVENING, JAN. 12, 1886. Tickets SF2, admitting a gentleman and-ladies, can be “I obtained at Headquarters, No. 53 Fast tenth street, or of J any member of the association. Private boxes can be J secured o i application at headquarters, or of the treas- / urer, No. 113 Pearl street. 8 George W. Anderson. President; Bernard McSweeny ’ Recording Secretary; John Moller, Vice-President; James M, Eartiey, Financial Secretary; Jas. F. Wenman, Treas urer, NELSON D. THAYER, Chairman Ball Committee. MUSIC BY GILMORE. FIRST ANNUAD BALL < OF XHB e BROOKLYN VOLUNTEiifI FIREMEN’S ASS’N At the Academy of Music, Brooklyn, N. Y., Feb. Ist, 1886 (b or the benefit of the Charitable Fund.) r Music by Capna’s Seventh Regiment Band. Tick ts, T o Dollars, Admitting Gent and Ladies, can be had f om any member ol the Association, or at the office of the Treasurer, 84 De Kalb Ave., Brooklyn JOHN COURTNEY, President. WILLIAM 11. WHITLOCK, Chairman ) GEORGE L. APPELLATE, Secretary \ n Of JOHN T. FINN, Treasurer ‘[ Ba ll Committee. . First grand masquerade f FRENCH BALL OF THE SEASON. I THE SOCIETIE FRANCAISE < UAMiTiE, Will give it< first annual GRAND MASQUERADE BALL on the night oi January 11 th, 1886, at the Academy of Music. Supper will be served at Nillson Hall, connection hav ing been made for that nighi only, and the hall bein" '■ decorated and especially prepared for the purpose. - f STEIN’S SAFETY ; STOCKING SUPPORTERS. ’ NO MORE BLOOD-STRANGLING GAR- ’ TERS. 1 RECOMMENDED BY ALL THE LEAD- ‘ ING PHYSICIANS. Children’s one attachment, Bc. a pair 1 two “ 10c. “ ! Misses’ “ “ 13c. • Ladies’ “ “ ]sc- “ I Misses,’with a belt, • 2Oc. “ Ladies’ “ “ 25c. “ Stocking, Abdominal and Catamenial Bandage Sup porter combined 50c. • “ Health Skirt Supporter, 25c. “ Brighton Gents’ Garter, 15c. •* FOR SALE BY ALL FIRST-CLASS STORES, or on receipt of price in 2-cent stamps by LEWIS STEIN, SOLE OWNER AND MANUFACTURER No. 178 Centre Street, New York. t —— e tTJNION SQUARE THEATRE. COMMENCING TUESDAY, JAN. sth, y MARGARET MATHER S IN LEAH, THE FORSAKEN. MATINEE SATURDAY. This Sunday evening Kate Field will repeat her great success, "An Evening with Charles Dickens.” o Under the management of ; J. M. HILL. ; gTAR THEATRE. MODJESKA COMMENCING MONDAY EVENING, JAN. 4TII. MODJUSKA. 0 t nler the (Fraction of DANIEL FROHMAN. Monday and Saturday Matinee—CAMlLLE. Tuesday and Friday—MAßY STEWART. VV ed , Thursday and Saturday ev’gs—AS YOU LIKE IT. R In prepai ation—DONNA DI AN y. Tony pastor’s 14th st. theatre, MATINEES TUESDAY AND FRIDAY. Splendid Now Company—All Stars. I FIRST TIME IN AMERICA, RESERVED | England’s Youthful Sensation Comique t ' MISS QUEEN VASSAR, 50 CENTS. | HAWKINS AND COLLINS, a and the Banjo, Frank and Lillian White, Harry y Morns, Leclair and Russell. Lillie Western, Gregory “ Br <>thers. Willet and Thorne, Wm. Me 11 vilie. ° R D AVE - THEATRE, J. mThII, Man r. TONY DENIER’S Pantomime Troupe. Matinees Wednesday and Saturday, f this (Sunday) evening. Prof. LATHAM’S Illustrated e Lecture. Admission, 25 c.; reserved, 25c. extra. Koster & bial’s, to-night. Selections from the T . T MIKADO. Louise Lester, Laura Burt, Sophie Hummel, etc. , Appearance ot Wm Carroll and his Banjo; Ella Wesner, the Captain: TV. J. Mills, Ventriloquist; The Martens Trio; Bessie Gilbert, 10-morrow, first production of ANOTHER MIKADO, a entirely new version of the successful Burlesque. - STANDARD THEATRE, B’way & 33d st. s kJ Evenings at 8. Saturday Matinee at 2. THIRD WEEK and CONTINUED SUCCESS. , ROSINA VOICES AND HER LONDON COMEDY COMPANY in a ‘ CHRISTMAS PANTOMIME REHEARSAL 5 and the charming comedietta, MY MILLINER’S BILL. GRAND OPERA HOUSK Janauschek. Reserved seats (orchestra circle and balcony), 50c. One week, commencing to-morrow (Monday) night. „ , JANAUSCHEK. Monday evening, "Zillah;” Tuesday and Friday even ings and Saturday Matinee, "Bleak House;” Wednesday Matinee, "Mother and Son;” Wednesday evening, "My Liie;” Thursday, "Mary Stuart;” Saturday evening, . "Macbeth.” JAN. 11—Sol Smith Russell in FELIX McKUSICK. 47J.RAND OPERA HOUSE. To-night? vX This (Sunday) Evening, at 8:15. PROF. CROMWELL PROF. ('ROM WELL PROF. CROMWELL will repeat (by request) his popular lecture orx ITALY. ITALY. ITALY. Admission, 25c. Reserved seats, 25c. extra. Kbllslsj’' 12-allh NEW YOUR 1.0 l><;ENo. 1. ACADEMY OF MUSIC AND NILSSON HALL, THURSDAY, JANUARY 14, 1886. Cards of invitation of any of the members. JOSEPH F. WARING, Secretary, No. 22 Fourth avenue. ARRIGAN’S PARK THEATRE? EDWARD HARRlGANProprietor. M. W. HANLEYSoIe Manager . CONTINUED SUCCESS OF EDWARD HARRIGANS ORIGINAL COMEDY, “THE GRIP.” "THE GRIP.” “THE GRIP.” Dave braham and his popular orchestra. LOOK OUT FOR "THE GRIP.” Every evening at 8. Matinees Wednesday and Satur day at 2. Metropolitan opera house. THURSDAY EVENING, JANUARY 7, 1886. THE GRAND TESTIMONIAL DIXEY BALL and reception, tendered by his friends and admirers, representing the leading artistic, literary, judicial, legal, military, social, mercantile and journalistic circles of New York, Boston, Philadelphia and other cities, to fitly commemorate his 500TH CONSECUTIVE PERFORMANCE OF ADONIS, an event unparalleled in the annals of the American stage. Tickets, admitting gentleman and two ladies, now ready for delivery at the otiice of the Secretary, of the Committee, 1,267 Broadway, daily from 10 A. M. to 6 P, M. COMEDY THEATRE, BROADWAY and 29th street. Evenings at R. Matinees Wednesday and Saturday at 2. Most delightful entertainment ever given. The mystifying Be sure to see him. DALY’S THEATRE. Every Night and Matinees Wednesday and Saturday. A NIGHT OFF ' “Exquisite comedy exquisitely play ed.” • I —World. ***ln preparation, I THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. GLOBE DIME MUSEUM, 298 Bowery. MEEHAN & WlLSoN Proprietors. JANUARY 4th, 1886. SECOND WEEK and GRAND SUCCESS of the OLD MAIDS’ CONVENTION. Novelty Entertainment hourly in the Theatorium, Open dailv from 11 A. M. to 10 P. M. 10c.—Admission to Entire Exhibition—loc, mHEATRE COMIQUE, Harlem. JL Mr. JOSH HARTDirector. Evenings at 8. Matinee Saturdayat2. The Realistic Spectacular Melodrama, THE WORLD. THE WORLD. Jan. 11—Au6ustin Daly’s A NIGHT OFF. AVENUE THEATRE. 21st WEEK. STH MONTH. 143 D TO 149TH PERFORMANCE. EVENINGS AT 8. SATURDAY MATINEE AT 2. R. D’OYLY CARTE’S OPERA COMPANY, From the Savoy Theatre. London, OA'LY PERFORMANCES IN THE CITY OF MR. W. S. GILBERT AND SIR ARTHUR SULLIVAN'S MIKADO, BIJOU OPERA HOUSE. DIXEY. 497th to 503 d Performance. Second I Mr. HENRY E. DIXEY in ADONIS, supported bj’ Rice A Dixey's Big Burlesque Co. Jan. 7th, Year. | 500th Peformance. Sale of seats now progressing. National theatre, Nos. 104 and 103 BOWERY. Engagement Extraordinary of MR. GUSTAVUS CLARK in the great play MONTE CRISTO, with new scenery, costumes, etc. MANNING and DREW, MAGGIE CLINE, DuRELL TWIN BROTHERS, GILMORE SISTERS, ETC. Admission, 35, 25,15 and 10 cents. Matinees, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Madison square theatre. Mr. A. M. PALMERSoIe Manager Evenings at 8:30. Saturday Matinee at 2. SAINTS AND SINNERS. "One of the best plays in SAINTS AND SINNERS, many years. "—Tribune. . SAINTS AND SINNERS. "Throbbing with human ■ SAINTS AND SINNERS, emotion.”— Evenlno Post. SAINTS AND SINNERS. "It tears the ma k from cant SAINTS AND SINNERS, and hypocrisy.”— Star. EXTRA MATINEE NEW YEAR’S DAY AT 2. Bartley Campbell’s 14th st. Thea tre.—EDWAßD E. RlCEManager. Fourth RICE’S BEAUTIFUL EVANGELINE, month. Presented by a Company of Sixty Artists. Continued See the Lone Fisherman, The Lively Success Whales, and The Balloon Trip. *of Every evening at 8. Matinees Evangeline Wednesday and Saturday at 2. Seats Secured Two Weeks in Advance. Friday, February 12, 1886—150th Performance. NIBLO’S GARDEN. Reserved Seats, 50c. POOLE & GlLMOßEProprietors and Managers • THE GREAT HOLIDAY SPECTACLE. KIRALFY BROS.’ Best Production, THE RATCATCHER; ■ l Or, THE PIPER OF HAMELIN. 1 MR. HUBERT WILKE as the PIED PIPER. THE NEW GRAND BALLET OF SIXTY, AND A HUNDRED NOVEL FEATURES. : MATINEES WEDNESDAYS and SATURDAYS at 2. i EDEN MUSEE, 23dst., bet. sth and 6th a vs. OPEN FROM 1 TO 11. LATEST ADDITIONS. MR. W. H. VANDERBILT, MISS MARY ANDERSON, MISS HELENE DAUVRAY, In addition to the usual ; TWO GRAND SACRED CONCERTS BY THE ORIGINAL EDEN MUSEE ORCHESTRA. TO-DAY’S ADMISSION, 25 CENTS. ' AJEEB, the Mysterious Chess Automaton. LYCEUM THEATRE, 4th Ave. & 23d st. JOHN RICKABYManager Evenings at 8:15. Matinee Saturday at 2. THIRD MONTH, UNPARALLELLED SUCCESS OF MISS PAUVRAY AS KATE SHIPLEY, Tn Bronson Howard’s Greatest Comedy, OP CW GliaS, ADISON SQUARE GARDEN. Grand Bal Masqat de I’Opera, THURSDAY, JANUARY 7th, 1886. Private Boxes for sale at 111 Broadway. CASINO, Broadway and 39th st. The most beautiful production of Opera Comique ever witnessed in America. AMORITA, Presented with an unusually strong cast, new aud mag nificent costumes, scenery, appointments, Ac. W ALL ACK’S. 31) ( HOODMAN BLIND. ) 2D MONTH ( HOODMAN BLIND. ( MONTH A GRAND AND UNQUALIFIED SUCCESS! EVERY EVENING AT 8. SATURDAY MATINEE AT 2. THEISS’S NEW MUSIC HALL AND ALHAMBRA COURT 14th street. HOLIDAY WEEK. HOLIDAY WEEK. Two Extra Concerts Afternoon and Evening. Great Orchestra. • Selected Programme. FIRST CLASS ARTISTS. Broadway and W. 31st st. T. E. GOULDManager 1 RAN K LAWT( )NStage Manager ANNOUNCEMENT EXTRAORDINARY. An Overwhelming Variety of GEMS from the DIADEM of the profession will appear the coming week in a pro gramme of unusual excellence. Pleasure seekers should avail themselves of this opportunity to witness one of the moht original entertainments ever seen in GOTHAM. We beg leave to announce that “ in addition to our regular company ” we have secured the services of the celebrated NONPARIEL QUARTETTE. The Orchestra has been augumented by a number of picked soloists, who will discourse all of the popular airs from the lead ng operas, etc. Further comment is un necessary. CLOSED ON SUNDAYS. mHEISS’ CONCERTS, 61 West iZthsU a THEISS’S CONCERTS, 61 WEST 14th ST. TH LISS’S CONCERTS, 61 WEST 14th ST. EVERY AFTERNOON AND EVENING. L~EE AVENUE ACADEMY, W’msburg. Every Evening. Matinees Wednesday and Saturda . I AIN’T SAYING A WORD, AM 1 r MESTAYER &. VAUGHAN, "WE. US <V Next. Week—THATCHER, PRIMROSE & WEST. AGIC TRICKS, Home Amusements, Send 15c. in stamps for Illustrated Catalogue containing 700 tricks. PROFESSOR OTTO MAURER, 321 Bowery, N. Y. PEOPLE’S THEATRE. Mr. H. C. MINERSoIe Proprietor and Manager. MATINEES WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY. THE SPARKS COMPANY In the Greatest of All Successes, t A. KUTSTCH OF KEYSi Or, THE HOTEL. By Cha. les H. Hoyt. 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It has received from PHILADELPHIA, NEW YORK, PARIS, SYDNEY, and JAPAN for excellence and pu rity, and Stands Unrivalled! All communications should be addressed to GEOB-aiE BECHTEL, STAPUBTON, STATEN ISLAND, N. Y, There is a Beautiful Grove, Bowling Alleys, Restaurant, &c., connected with tho Srowery, for the use of Pleasure Parties 1 eit. 'SECURITY, CONVENIENCE, AND PRIVACY. Safe Deposit Vault ■ OF THE National Park Bank OF 3VEAV YOIiIK, Nos. 214 and 216 BROADWAY. Open Daily, Except legal Holidays, from 9 A. M. to 4 P. M. LINCOLN SAFE DEPOSIT CO. AND Fireproof Storage Warehouse, Nos. 32 to 38 East Forty-second st, OPPOSITE GRAND CENTRAL DEPOT, AND Nos. 45 and 47 East Forty-first st. Boxes Rented from $lO per year Upward. Silver and Valuables Stored under Guarantee. Rooms or space rented in the FIRE-PROOF STORAGE DEPARTMENT. Carting and Packing done on brief notice. T. L. JaMES, President J. R. VAN WORMER, Sec. and General Manager. ©Uthiag. CUBS ci ° thEier ’ oniiii coME t“ E KaialEHS ESiSa CROSBY STREETS. Our Misfits from Fifth Avenue Tailors cost less than ready-made clothing in other stores. Boys’ and Childrens’ Clothing at half price. Established 17 Year,. gwmWnq afoeds. - J BOWMAN, No. 72 Fulton Street, • New York, takes pleasure in announcing to the public that he has opened a gents’ furnishing store at tha above location, well stocked with fresh and reliable goods, at very moderate prices. J. BOWMAN. No. 72 Fulton street, New York. iijL Seta of Teeth; Extracting, 25c. Even lugs. West Side Dental Ass’n, Bth av., n£ar 37th st. ©ijgteri JL. STROUB’S OYSTER BAY, No. « 2369 THIRD AVENUE, between 128th ana 129th Sts., is furnishing oysters by the quart and hundred, and is delivering on the-halt shell al all hours. The proprie tor, John L. Stroub, is the patentee of the Clam Roaster which is used at most all hotels, oyster houses, and by private families throughout the country with great satis faction. They are sold at all the house furnishing store! throughout the U. S. Principal Depots: John L. Stroub'! ■ Oyster Bay, 2369 3d av.; John L. Stroub’s Family Oyster ' House, 93 Canal st.; John L. Stroub’s River View Hotel, foot of 125th street. North River. New York City. iPILEPSY « Is a terrible affliction, a real > a, curse. Repeated fits cause wasting and weakening of the BRAIN and unless, checked A IDIOCY. Bromides and the Z=- like are no good. The BRAIN must Bi! FED AND NOURISHED by usina 2R.BUCKLKNDS Sleeplessness, Nervous Dyspepsia, Paralysis, Locomotor Ataxia, Jpium Habit, Headache, drunkenness, Ovarian Neuralgia, Hysteria, Nervous Exhaustion, 1 Neuralgia, Epilepsy, Sick Headache, bt. Vitus’s Dance. Sciatica, Neurasthenia, &c. This is in no sense a PATENT MEDICINE. Con. tains no Opiates or Chloral. It is a Nerve and Brain Food Tonic, and is the best Natural Tonic and Kent. oratlve known. Illustrated Treatise on Nervous Diseases. 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