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2 work to-night,” cried Phil Burke, rising with a fierce oath, “ior when my hand ” “Whist, Phil, whist!” interrupted the pale faced lad, who had not joined in the chorus of commendations, but had sat, his hand shading his eyes, staring at the fire in troubled thought. <( Ye don’t know what ye’re sayin’. If what I- I fear is the case, the man that spilt her blood desarves yer pity more nor ” “ Paddy, Paddy, what are ye sayin’ ?—what are ye talkin’ about, man alive?” “I’m talking oi Andy Roche-Peter Roche’s eldest boy; for I belaive it was him—the Lor’ look down on us this night, that shot poor Miss Nora be mistake.” There was a silent startled movement among the men; I h 1 Burke’s pipe fell from his fingers to the earthen floor and was smashed to bits. “Be mistake?” he e hoed, in a low voice. “Be mistake for that that Mixican divil, bad luck to him !” resumed the boy, bitterly. “I know Andy had been out after him for the last three nights, but, as ill luck would have it, didn't come across him at the right time, an’ Andy is such an omadaun at them sort o’ things —loses his head completely and couldn’t hit a haystack at ten yards I We all tould him to give it up to his cousin Brian, who offered to do the job nate for seven-an’-sixpence: but Andy wouldn’t listen and would have the revenge in his own butther-fingers, and this is what’s come Or it—this is what’s come of it I” “Paddy, ye can’t be sure I” pleaded a couple of v.oices hoarsely. “No matther/’ one of the men said, “how clumsy and confused he was, no matther how dark the night, Andy couldn’t mistake a slight, yalla-haired slip of a girl lor that black strappiu’ six-feet divil -he couldn’t, honey, and Mickey hero says she was quite alone when they came out, that her sweetheart wasn’t with her at all; didn’t ye, Mickey—d.du t ye?” Mickey, thus appealed to, after a moment’s puzzled reflection, answered confusedly “I did, boys, I did; I won’t deny it; but, now that I come to think of it, I remember Jemmy McCabe said that wan o’ the stories was, she was quite alone when the shot was fired—an other, that her sweetheart was with her, sure enough, but that he’d tore after the murderer at wanst. Goodness knows which was right 1 I suppose we’ll hear in the mornia’.” Nobody spoke alter this, except to ask for more whisky, and presently Andy Roche’s ma ternal uncle and two of his sons walked quietly out and the rest of the company followed suit. In less than ten minutes the cabin was deserted by all save its owner : , who was stooping over the fire to light his pipe, when a hand gripped his shoulder violently, and, turning round, he found himself conlronted by a tall, powerful looking stranger, with a ghastly, bloodless face and dark, wild eyes. “Who are you? What do you want?” cried the little man, retreating nervously and devout ly crossing himself. “ Whisky—whisky; 1 want whisky—quick I” the new-comer answered in a hoarse whisper. “Whisky?’ echoed Pat valiantly. “Musha, then, you’ve an engagin’ way of yer own entoire ly, whoever ye are ! Is that the way to come inso a gintieman’s house and nearly knock him into the fire because ye want a glass of bis whisky, ye drunken spalpeen? Whisky, in deed I You’ve had more than enough, I should say, of ” He stopped suddenly, lor the stranger’s fiery breath was fanning his face and in his upraised hand a b;tof steel was gleaming. “ Whisky,” he repeated, with an oath— “ whisky, or by ” “All right—all right, my man,” broke in Pat, thoroughly cowed; “as much as ye like and rare good stuff, too. Just let go of me for a mo ment until I pull the jar from under the bed, Will ye?” “ Fill—fill it up. What are you stopping for ?” the stranger cried, when Pat’s hand trembled. “ Up to the brim I” He seized the mug, drained the coarse, fiery spirit at a draught and held up the vessel for aapther. •‘ I’ve—l’ve no more!” said Pat apprehensive ly,’ when the man had finished that. “ I’m sorry, sir, for ye seem to have a powerful thirst on ye entoirely. If ye’ll kindly go on up the foad straight until you pass the first milestone be th’ oula mill, you'll come to Luke Fagan’s— a little white house with a ditch in front— where ye’ll have a plentiful supply, and no mis take.” Then the stranger staggered out, and Paddy Shot the bolt oi h.s ..cabin with a sigh of relief. “Fagan is a fine, strappin’ fellow for his tears, an’ his three *>ons is as tall as himself. I’ve done no harm in Bendin’ him there,” he thought, a little uneas.ly. “I wonder who the chap is ? I fancy Ivo seen his black muzzle somewhere or other within the last six months; but I disremember where. He did gi’ me a bit Of a start with that knife tucked so handy up his sleeve; but I’ve done no harm—Fagan an’ his boys ’ill be a match lor him, drunk or so ber» never fear.” CHAPTER 11. SC IT SEEMED THE LOVELIEST NAME IN THE WORLD.” “And this is Pidge, my eldest boy, John- Juan, I mean—and this is Donald, the next. Donald, ye naughty boy, put down those dirty puppies an’ kus your dear brother, who’s come all the way irom America to see you. Where are Blanche and Violet and the twins ? Tell them to co ne at once and greet their broth er, too. Oh, John—Ju«n, I mean—l cannot tell you how your poor father and I have looked forward to this day, which, it seemed to us, would never come; so many years have fled, so many Baby, baby, you torment of the world, take that candle out of your mouth—it isn’t augarstick, I’ve told you already ! Ah, here are Blanche and the twins ’—fine little fel lows, aren't they, Juan ? A pair of the sturdiest young Celts he ever christened, Father Maher said they were. Cecil, 1 ercy,wipe your lips, put your arms round your brother s neck, and tell him he’s welcome to his father’s home at last.” But the sturdy young Celts, with many un couth demonstrations oi repugnance, hiding their little foxy heads in her skirts, refused to comply with their mother’s request. “ No, I won’t—l won 11 ’ piped Percy, in a muffled wail. “ The nasty black man 1 ’ “ He's a beard like baby's Jack-m-th’-box. I won’t kiss him, mammy—l won’t—l won’t !’’ echoed Cecil, voci eronsly. At which the nasty black man—old Tom Con nellan’s eldest son by his first marriage with a Mexican girl, twenty-nine years before—burst into a loud and rather discordant laugh, that brought the color into his stop mother’s worn face unpleasantly-. * * * * < » It was nine months before the night Mickey Toole had burst into the shebeen with the news of the girl’s murder that John Connellan, known in the land of his birth as Don Juan do Sandoval Connellan, landed in Ireland for the first time, and hastened to Larch Hill, his fa ther’s ancestral property. The father and eon had almost outgrown the memory of each other, for, a few years after his first wife’s death, Tom, mhoriti-ng Larch Hill unexpectedly, gave up his appointment in Mex ico and hastened home, leaving his boy, at the urgent request of his maternal grandparents, to thoir care. He married within six months of his return, and, a second family growing up around him as torolifically as the weeds in his neglected acres. J han was left undisturbed with the Sandovals. It was only after the lapse of sixteen years that the young man found money and leisure to take his first journey eastward and renew the ties of bis boyhood. His grandparents were both dead, his two uncles also; he had no other rela tives in Mexico. Alter seven years of a lonely, adventurous life in the northern prairies, cattle farming, the prospect of the pleasures and comforts of a real home was very inviting to him, particularly as he had treasured religious ly the legends of the pomp, position and mag nificence of the Connellans of Larch Hill, re lated to him by his father when he was a child. The Connellans were the grandest people in Ireland—descended of course from the kings of by-gone days—half of verdant Tipperary be longed te them, their home was a spacious man sion standing in a mighty, well-timbered park, their tenantry the most prosperous and devoted in the land, miles of majestic mountain sur rounded their estate—in fact, there was no limit in the boy’s imagination to the splendor and prestige of the family. The process of disenchantment was a terrible pne. From the moment he swung open the nattered gate of Larch Hill, all the castles he had been building for years came crashing one by one to the ground with a force and rapidity that almost stunned him. The spacious mansion was a whitewashed, tamble-down barrack of a house, devoid of the ordinary requirements of civilized life, with doors innocent of bolts, locks, even hinges, plas ter tumbling from the ceilings, moldy paper peeling off the walls, unglazed windows stuffed with paper and rags; the timbered park, some fifty barren, undrained acres choked with weeds; the majestic mountain range, a lime stone peak behind the hill that would not feed twenty head of cattle; the prosperous, devoted tenantry, some half-dozen small farmers, who had refused to pay any rent for the last three years, and the whole property, valueless as it was, mortgaged to the hall door. He found his father, whom he remembered in thb prime of life, stalwart and debonair, an old White-haired man, crippled with rheumatism, hopelessly bankrupt and almost imbecile; his stepmother, a middle-aged, hungry-looking womau, surrounded by a flock of dirty, red haired children, whoso number seemed illimit able, and two dingy-looking bailiffs in posses sion of the kitchen hearth pending an execu tion on the household furniture and farming implements which was to take place next week. As poor Mrs. Connellan feverishly related the story of their mislortunes and mishaps, the lat ter culminating in number and volume ever since the first year of her marriage, an impulse born of disgust and disillusion urged her step son to rush from tho room, shake the Larch Hill mud from his feet forever, renounce all ties of kindrod henceforth and spend his hard earned fortune on bis personal pleasure and ad vancement After all, he argued, what claims had this unfortunate family on him ? His old father scarcely recognized him, had never troubled his head about him for the last score years—why should he ally himself with the misery, squalor and ugly destitution of his boms, open his purse-strings—as he must in evitably do, if ho spent a single night under that crumbling roof—for people who did not care a brass farthing for him or he lor them. Ho was impatiently removing half-a-dozen grimy little hands from his knees, preparatory |o following tho selfish impulse, when ths door opened and a girl apparently a few years older than any of tho other children entered listlessly, not seeing him at first, for he was in tho shade windows. Hha was tall and aligUL ! with a pale pure face, wild melancholy eyes of I deep violet-blue, and a mass of soft, silky, gold | en hair tumbling untidily from under a shabby straw bat. Tossing a roll of music on to tho table, she sank with a weary gesture upon a chair, when John rose and looked eagerly at his stepmother. “ Oh—a—Nonny, is that you, child?” she said, mopping her eyes, for tho recital of her woes had been tearful. “ You are earlier than usual. Juan this is my eldest daughter, Nora. Nora, this is your brother, come home from America at last 1” John, who had been reluctantly compelled to salute eleven unsavory little faces, mow ad vanced with some alacrity to touch Nora’s fresh crimson lips. “I am happy, dear sister, to have at last tho pleasure, ’ ho began, bending over her with rather awkward empressement, when she, be coming aware of his intention, • rose quickly, clasping her hands to her face. He drew back at once, the color also rising in his brown cheek, and stammered an apology, why he scarcely knew. There was an uncomfortable pause for a mo ment until Mrs. Connellan, who had been cor recting one of her offspring, turned and said simperingly: “You are astonished, are you not, Juan, to think I am tho mother of a daughter of Nora’s age ?” “Yes, very much. I did not know you had grown-up children,” he answered. “I was a mere child—barely sixteen —when I married Captain Connellan, your father’s second cousin—in fact, I ought to have been in the nur sery, every one said 1” “ Captain Connellan I I—l see; my father was not your first husband?” “Of course not. Didn’t you know that, Juan ?” “ Yes— no— yes. I beg your pardon. I re member now hearing he had married a widow with three or four children. It was stupid of me to forget. This young lady is your daugh ter by your first marriage?” “ Yes, my only surviving child,” she answered rather flurriedly—“ Nora de Burgh Scully Con nellan. She is very like what I was at her age, Juan, only that my hair had a more aburn shade —that shade that is so much the fashion nowa days, that artists rave about, the old Phoenician red, you know, John.” “Phoenician? Venetian, you mean.” “Yes, the Venetian Rubens loved to paint. Only for that difference, Nora is just the image ol what I was when her father led me to the al tar.” “You must have been a pretty girl,” he an swered under his breath, scarcely knowing what he was saying. Then Nora collected her wraps and left the room in some confusion, and shortly afterward the young man strolled out to have a look round the place, with difficulty shaking off his step-mother, who had not half-finished the re cital of hor troubles. “ Mother,” cried Nora, the color still burning in her cheeks, “why did you not explain iu time ? It was stupid of you to let him—let him try to do that” “ Oh, stuff and nonsense, child !” answered the mother, impatiently. “ What does it mas ter whether he kissed you or not? It’s absurd worrying about such trifles in the state we’re in. There’s only one thing we’ve to think about now; whether he means to help us or not— that’s the question. I can’t make him out a bit, so far; he spoke so little and looked bo glum and dazed like.” “I never thought he would be like that— never!” said Nora, dejectedly. “I thought he would be like that miniature of father when he was a boy. I don’t like him, mother !” “No, he’s not in the least like Toni when I first knew him. He must take after his mother; she was a Mexican, you know.” “ He’s just like one of the pirates in the ‘Rover of the Pacific,’ ” remarked Pidge, pen sively ; “ a chap who’d put a knife into you as soon as wink at you. Ha, ha, Nonny, you did look such a precious little tool when he tried to kies you—l thought I’d die with tho laugh in’ I He looked almost as frightened as yor aelf.” “Eh, Nonny,”sniggered Donold, nudging his sister, “if it had been a nice little yellow mus tache, instead o’ that Jack-in-the-box beard, you wouldn’t have turned away your head, and made such a face, I bet—not you !” At which Miss Nora blushed up to the roots of her hair, and walked hurriedly from tho room. Mrs. Connellan vigorously cuffed her hopeful son, and called him a vulgar and cruel little monkey for teasing his poor sister when she was bearing her little trials so bravely. Nora leaned on the sill of her bed-room win dow, the moonlight falling softly on her pale, sad face, and thought drearily of all her troubles and disappointments ; of the empty larder, the worn boots and tattered skirts of her brothers and sisters ; of those two dreadful men smoking by the kitchen fire; and last, but not least, of the owner of that “’nice little yellow mustache,” that brushed her cheek for the first and last time two evenings before under the old chest nut at the corner of the road. The owner of that mustache was a Mr. Frederick Dugdale, Lieutenant of the 112th Foot, then stationed at Rathturk; ho was fair, slight, hazel-eyed, and twenty-five. He had Deen her favorite partner at all the mili tary dances and small parties given in the neighborhood since the regiment camo ; he had singled her out from the first, had whispered nonsense—such sweet nonsense!—in her pretty ear whenever Fate bad left them for a moment alone together : ho had treasured flowers sho had worn, handkerchiefs, bits of ribbon she had dropped, and had shown them to her weeks afterward ; had sent her original effusions on her birthday and the 14th of February, in which “dart” was made to rhyme with “heart,” “love'’with “dove,” “true” with “you,” and the end of it all was that he was going to marry a girl with fifteen hundred a year and for whom he did not care a straw. This news she had learned but the day before yesterday, when he had returned from long leave, and, meeting her outside the Bank House in Rathturk, he had walked home with her, and confessed that he was the most miserable fellow under the sun, that he hadn’t a penny in the world, was crippled with debt, and engaged to be married to his cousin, who had been attached to him for years, but whom he could not ever oven like. Poor Nora listened to it all without a re proachful or complaining word ; but even her lips were white when he at last stopped under the chestnut-tree, taking her cold hand, and said, with a hard laugh : “ Nora, mavourneen, say you’re sorry for me before we part; say you’ll think of me some times with pity and kindness. You don’t know what it is to have to say good-by to you. You can’t feel what I feel—lor I saw all along you did not or ever could care for me as 1 cared for you. But still you feel pity for me, don’t you ?” She tried to murmur “ Yes,” then drew her hand from his and began to nervously twist it in her shawl. “ Nora 1” “I must go home,” she said, in a quick whis per. “ Mother will wonder what’s keeping me. 1 must go, Mr. Dugdale—please.” “ And I must let you—l cannot keep you. Nora, may I kiss you before I go—the first and last kiss? It won’t do you any harm, dear, and its memory will be treasured by me till the day I die. May I?” She was only eighteen—she had never been more than twenty miles outside Rathturk—had read no novels of later date than Sir Walter Scott and Miss Edgeworth. So she did not resent or even understand the wrong he had done her. She only leit that he, handsome and attractive, was going away; that he had singled her out from among all the grander young ladies of the neighborhood, had given her hours of vivid happiness, nights of wakeful bewildering joy; that he was so sorry to have to say good-by to her, his voice faltering in pronouncing her name. So she said, yes, he might kiss her, lifted her lips to his for a second, then went quickly home through the wood. Her day was so full of work and troubled bustling that she had not time to find out how very sore her heart was, what a blank life hers threatened to be to the grave. It was at night, when the house was still, that her trouble rose before her in giant shape and Frederick’s hazel eyes followed her mournfully in the darkness, and would not leave her, try as she would to banish them. “ I can’t go to bed to-night,” the poor child said wearily. “ I can’t spend another night like the last; I feel as if I could never sleep again. n So she pulled up her blind, opened the win dow, and, leaning on the sill, tried to think of all her mother had said to her that day; tried to see Mr. Dugdale in his true light—a shallow flirt, whom any girl with a grain of pride and spirit would forget and despise, as he deserved to be despised and forgotten. But, try as she would, it was no easy matter to dethrone him; it might be all true what her mother had said of him—she supposed it was, but even that knowledge could not drive away his handsome pleading face from her eyes or drown the mu sic of his voice in her ears—it was so pure and sweet; so different from the flat aggressive brogues ef all the other men she knew. “ Nora mavourneen 1” How different her name sound ed-when spoken by him! It seemed the loveliest name in the world—and she used to hate her name before—used to be always grumbling be cause she wasn’t a Maud, a Florence, or a Con stance. Nora, Nora mavourneen 1 Now she wouldn’t change it for all the world ! John Connellan, while the young lady thus mused, paced the damp moonlit sod, his pipe between his lips, in a state of fretful indeci sion. The old house looked if possible more gaunt and uninviting than by daylight, the mountains more bare and desolate, the whole country bleaker and drearier. With a shiver, he wrap ped his cloak more closely round him, and his neart went across the sea to the torrid glories of the land of his birth. What had he in com mon, he asked himself for the twentieth time, with that hungry red-headed flock ? Why need he share a day longer their unlovely lot ? His portmanteau was lying unopened beside a sack of rotting potatoes in the hall; there was no lock or bolt on the gate; in fact, it was support ed by half a hinge. He had only to step inside for a moment, and, without any harrowing fare wells, take the last train for Dublin, and never waste a thought on Larch Hill again. He walked slowly toward the house, and at that moment the moon, slipping from behind a bank of dark cloud, beamed forth upon Nora’s golden head and ead wild eyes upturned to tne sky. Instinctively he drew back under the shade of a tree, and, taking the pipe from his mouth, looked at her long and intently. “ Trouble here too, by Jove I Ugh ! Wha-t a dismal country this is f Poor Ireland; her skies NEW YORK DISPATCH, MARCH 28, 1886. and hor children seem to weep in eternal driz zling duet! 1 wonder what your particular trial is, Miss Nora ? Nothing to do with the larder or the bailiffs, I’ll bet, for your proiile is the very poesy of sorrow. It must be the lad you love you’re th nkiug of; I suppose things are not working smoothly between him and you. I wonder who he is ? Some shock-headed squireen with his half-dozen acres in the Lan-d Court, I suppose. If I don’t move on to-night, I must ask my garrulous step-mother about him to-morrow. To move or not to move?— that’s the question ! There—my pipe is out! I must get a light first of all; that’s a ‘ move ’ I’ve no hesitation about.” He went into the hall, stood for a moment frowning at his portmanteau lying beside the potatoes, then, turning the handle ot a door opposite, passed into the parlor, where his step mother, crouching over a few sods of turf in the wide-throated hearth, was waiting for him. Half an hour later, he was trudging up tho creaking stairs, portmanteau in hand, to the state bed-room, an immense unoarpeted room with a couple of its window-panes stuffed with rags, letting in the cold night-breeze. CHAPTER 111. "you will say yes, my child.” It was still drizzling slightly when John Con nellan awoke the next morning, alter a esmfort less night. Going down to tho parlor, he found the remnants of a very unappetising breakfast littering the table. While Mrs. Connellan, with flurried impressement, was sweeping a corner free from cru-sts and crumbs, and “ wetting ” him a fresh cup of tea, he strolled to the win dow, and saw tho figure of a girl, huddled up in a torn waterproof, running down the avenue. “That’s your daughter, Miss Nc«ra, isn’t it ?” he asked, turning abruptly to his hostess. “ Where is she going in the wet, at such an hour o 4 the morning ?” Mrs. Connellan sniffed three times, put her hand to her heart, and burst into tears. He shrugged his shoulders, and looked at her im patiently. “ Where is she going? Oh, well you may ask, John, at such an hour of the morning and in such weather !” replied the mother hysterically. “She is going—I will not deceive you—why should I?—going to Rathturk to teach music to the Hennessys at the Bank, people whose grand father kept a small public-house at Mountmel lick, whose mother was a draper’s assistant at ” “ Going to teach music—that child ?” “ Child or no child, she’s an elegant musician any way,” the mother retorted a little warmly. “ And the Murphys of Green Hill, the Hennes sys, and the Mike O’Reillys of the Flour Mills were only too glad to snap her up when Father Maher spoke to them at her request, though in deed, as far as the salary, they ” “How long has she been thus employed? Has she to walk those three miles in all seasons and weather to Rathturk and back ?” he asked sharply. “ Yes ; in hail, rain, or snow, she’s never missed a day since she began it seven months ago. Oh, John, I can't tell what a blow it was when she broke the news to me, and told me what she had done I I wouldn’t give my con sent at first; I told her I’d rather almost see her dead at my feet than have her actually serv ing those common upstarts my father wouldn’t have touched with a pair of tongs!..She, tho granddaughter of the Scullys of Bfllyscully, people that held their heads higher than ever the Connellans did in their best days—the daughter of a post-captai,n in the Navy, first cousin to Lord Barelands, and closely con nected with the O’Slatterys of Shane Castle—in deed, my aunt Maria ” “ Still, you let her do it, deeply as you felt it.” “I couldn’t help it, John; she and Father Maher—you know she plays the organ for him every Sunday—settled it between them after the crash last Spring; and she said, if I didn’t do something toward the support of the family, that she’d leave us altogether, and try to earn her living independent of us. So I had to give in; and, John—l don’t mind telling you—in deed. there is no use of hiding anything from you at the present pass, Heaven help us I that the little she earns, dear brave child, has kept us in bread and butter for the last three months; not another penny have we bad to support us. Our tenants this side of the hill haven’t paid us a farthing this year, and the Rathturk lot not for the last two years and a half, although some of them, I know for a fact, have their fiity and their hundred pounds safely stocked in the National Bank.” “ Why don’t you sell them up—evict them ?” he asked hotly. “How can you fold your hands and see your children want?” “Me evict—me sell up—a poor lone woman like me ? Ahs John, sure you don’t know what you’re talking about I If your poofuear father was only the man ho was five years ago, may be something could be done; but, situated as I am, what can 1 do but fold my hands?” “Have you no male relatives you could apply to ? Hadn’t you a couple of sons by your first marriage, older than your daughter ?” “Dead,” answered'Mrs. Connellan quickly, covering her eyes with her handkerchief— “dead, and in their graves these seven years and more. I have only Nora, and she does her best, sweet child, goodness knows ! I couldn’t ask more.” John rose without making any reply, and presently, alter paying his father a visit, went out and wandered all over the property, exam ined the land, visited some of the tenants, at tended by an old herd who had been in the ser vice of tho family for more than half a century. At five o’clock be returned, and, as it was Still raining heavily, he asked for an umbrella, stating that he was going out again and wanted protection. After a long search, an ancient “ gamp” with three or four crippled ribs and a broken handle was unearthed, with which he started toward the town, his step-mother not daring to question his movements, though she was burning with curiosity. About an hour later, standing by tho parlor window, she saw tho umbrella returning, and underneath it not only tho stalwart figure of her step-son, but also her daughter Nora clinging to his arm, and swathed so clumsily in his big overcoat that she was scarcely able to walk. “Ho,ho!” thought Mrs. Connellan, with a sudden flush of surprise and pleasure. “That’s the way the wind blows ! That’s what he wanted the umbrella for, is it ? We’re going to be a thoughtful affectionate brother, are wo—though not connected by any ties of blood. Now, if—if I can manage to keep that mincing traitor in the background, I think I see my way through this.” Darting out into the hall, she took her daugh ter in an effusive embrace, and half carried her into the parlor, where a turf-fire burned. Nora, her cumbrous wrap removed, sank, limp and listuess, on to a chair, too tired to speak. “ Why, you’re soaked—just soaked through, child I” the mother cried, patting her vigorous ly. “ I never saw your in such a state before; it’s enough to give you inflammation of the lungs, it really is !” “ The worst part of the shower was over be fore I met yonr daughter,” said John stiffly; “ she had no umbrella, and her cloak was so light and thin that it was of little or no use in keeping out the wet.” “ And no wonder ! It’s the old waterproof I bought in Dublin a few years after I married your father, John, when Donald was a baby, I remember; it’s of no use at all. Ah, darling, if I could only afford to buy you that sealskin at Mrs. Molloy s, in the High Street—that’s what would keep the wet and cold out—and the greatest bargain I ever saw in Rathturk, for it isn’t a coat, but a whole costume! Are you rested now, Nora? Then run up-stairs, love, and change your shoes and stockings at once, or you won’t be able to put a foot under vou to morrow.” When she had left the room, John, after some fumbling in his waistcoat-pocket, stuffed a roll of crumpled paper into his step-mother’s hand, saying somewhat gruffly— “ There—get it lor her to-morrow ; don’t let her go to town again this weather without it.” “ Get what, my dear boy ? I don’t under stand,” “ That coat you were talking about at What’s his-name’s—Molloy’s, in the High Street” Before she had time to answer, he was out of the room. Opening with trembling fingers the precious roll, she saw with delight that she would have enough not only to get the coat in question, but also a shawl for herself, boots for the boys, a pelisse for the baby, a leg of mutton for dinner on Sunday, and to pay some small pressing bills beside, u Aren’tyoa coming down to tea, honey?” she said presently to her daughter, who was lying half asleep on her bed. “ Make an effort, Nora; it will do yon more good than lying mop ing in the dark here. There—that V 8 a good girl I I’ll brush your hair for you and make you tidy. Where’s that bit oi blue ribbon you wore the other day ? It made you look so fresh and pretty. Give it to me, love.” “That bit of blue ribbon?” repeated the girl languidly. “I’m sure I don’t know. Don’t bother about my hair, mother dear. What does it matter?” “ Nora,” whispered the mother sharply, “you’re thinking of that little wretch still. I wonder you haven't more pride, I do. I’d hate a man if he had treated me as he has treated you. I’d not waste a second thought on him— not I! There, there,” she continued soothingly, touched by the look of startled pain in the soft dark eyes—" never mind your old mother—she only talks like that because she loves you, and doesn’t mean half what she says, beside. Here’s the ribbon ; sit still for a minute till I fix it straight. Dear, dear, what dreadful weather we are having, to be sure I Why, it’s raining harder than ever! It was very nice and thoughtiul of John to go and meet you with that cloak and umbrella this evening, wasn’t it ? And he, you might say, al most a stranger. It would be long before Pidge or Donald would think of such a thing, even if the deluge were coming down on you ! I must say I like to see a young man of his age thought ful like that.” “ It was kind of him,” the girl admitted in - differently “ I didn’t know he came to meet me expressly. Yes, I think he means to try to be nice to us, mother; but I don’t feel as ever he could ba to me what the other boys are—like a real brother, you know.” “ No, of course not, dear—who’d expect it ?” Mrs. Connellan assented quite cheerfully. Beside, you must remember he is not your brother, Nora, nor any relation in the world to you, though I think he will be a son, and a re markably good son, to me.” Then she showed her the roll of bank-notes, and told her about the seal-skin coat. And Nora, with the blue ribbon in her pretty hair, came down as her mother wished, and smiled kindly on the young man, played and sang to him by the firelight alter tea, while their parents dozed on either side oi the hearth. John, when he went to bed that night, though the wind was howling drearily round the house, and the rain pouring into his ro m through the broken window-frame, did not shiver and shake or wish himself back under a suunv Dacific sky, for bora’s smi’.e had warmed his chilly blood as no smile of a brighter, hand somer woman had over done be.'ore; and tho tearful win<l-beaten land was to him a land of light, promise, and enchantment lor the mo ment. No shock-headed squireen, he learned from his step-mother, had wooed or won the girl; she was only eighteen—a mere child, who had never lelt her mother’s wing for one night since she was born; her heart was fresh and quite free to be stormed by any honest, well-principled young man who really loved her. It looked all plain and fair sailing to John. He forgot the tragic little face he had seen at the win •low-sill, and only remembered the kind smile, the grate ful sisterly pressure ot her fingers when she had bidden him good night, and he longed for the morning, when, perhaps, if this thrice blessed weather continued, he would have the privilege ot holding that old umbrella over her all the way to Rathturk and bacK again. It turned out as he had hoped; the rain still came down, and at breakfast Mrs. Connellan herself suggested his escorting her daughter to town when he announced he had business there that morning. So he started, the umbrella gallantly unfurl ed, notwithstanding its decrepitude, Nora’s substantial music-cases under one arm, her small hand resting on the other; and he thought it was tho shortest three mile he had ever walked, and would not believe when his com panion assured him they were Irish, not En glish—the longest miles in the world. A few evenings later, Nora, returning without escort, was met in the hall by her mother, whose pale face was unusually flushed. She called her into the parlor, and began to pass her hand rather tremulously over the silky fur that covered her from chin to ankle. “ How lovely it feels !” she murmured admi ringly. “ You can’t think what a relief it was to me all day, child, to know you were warmly as well as becomingly clad. 1 never saw any thing suit you so well; it’s really only slight, fair people who can wear seal to advantage.” “It’s very nice; I haven't felt cold once to day ; but I wish you had it, mother, instead of me ; the shawl would do for mo quite as well.” “Me? A fine figure I should look in it, in deed ! Beside, what would John say, I’d like to know, Miss Nora, to such an exchange?” To all appearance, it was quite indifferent to Miss Nora what be would say. She made no reply, but gazed listlessly into the fire for five minutes without speaking, while the mother watched her keenly. She bad said she bad not felt cold once that day in her new coat; but, when just outside her own gate, the poor child had met a sudden blast that had chilled her to the bone. She had passed her lover, unseen and unnoticed by him. riding home from the meet with Miss O’Connell of Connellsgrove, the prettiest girl in the coun ty. They were going very slowly, for the horses were tired, but that was no reason why they should ride so olose that his hand could rest on her saddle, or why he should be so preoccupied as not to glance for one moment at the spot where she had let him kiss her a week before ? “Nora, what are you thinking about? Don’t you sea I have something to tell you, child ?” She turned with an effort. “ Yes, mother, something nice, I hope.” “ The best news in the world, my daughter ; news that has given me, thank Heaven, a fresh lease of life to-day I We’re free—they left the house this morning ! Kiss me, Nora 1” “ They—you mean the—the ” “Bailiffs! Yes—they’ve gone, bag and bag gage. John cleared them out—paid up Kelly and Harper in full. We can breathe freely iu our old home again, darling I I can t tell you what a day this has been to me ; I simply could settle to nothing, so overcome was 1 with relief and excitement and joy.” “It was good of him ! Where is he, mother ? I will go and thank him,” Nora cried, starting up with flushed face. “ He’s out just now beyond, with Ryan, the attorney. Y’ou’ve time enough—time enough. But, Nora—whisper, honey—you’ll thank him the only way he wants to be thanked ; you’ll—” “ I'll say everything you wish me to say—why shouldn’t I, mother ?” answered the girl, look ing with some surprise at the other’s anxious entreating face. “I’m sure I feel just as re lieved and grateful as any ot you. Those wretched men have been a nightmare during the last ten days. Tell me what you want me to say.” “.Nothing to-night,” answered Mrs. Connel lan, puting her arms round the girl’s neck. “But in a short time, in perhaps a few weeks more, when he asks you to try to like him, to become his wife, you will say‘Yes,’my child. Won’t you ?” “To become his wife ?” the girl repeated faintly, gently removing her mother’s arms and covering her eyes with her hands. “To be come his wife ! You think he means to ask me that ?” “ I am sure of it, sure he meant it the first evening he saw you.” “ Mother, I don’t think I could say ‘yes ’ to that—anything else in the world but that. It is too much to ask of me. I couldn’t—l couldn’t indeed 1” Mrs. Connellan sat down by the table, buried her face in her apron, and sobbed out bitterly and coarsely: “ The wretch—the sneak—the wanton worth less thief 1 Because you have no Ono but an old woman to look after you—because your poor father's a cripple and can’t horsewhip him through the town as he deserves—the coward ly puppy dares to—to ” “Hush, hush—oh, hush!” broke in Nora, scared and shrinking. “Don’t talk like that, mother, please. I don’t like it—beside, I don't think it’s that at all. I’m sure it’s not only that —sure-—” “Then what is it, Nora? Tell me,” persisted the mother, recovering her composure with startling promptitude. “If you don’t care for that little* Hop-o’-my thumb with his namby pamby drawling ways, that I wouldn’t have looked at when I was a girl—-not 11—if you’ve learned to despise him as he deserves, why can’t you say ‘ yes ’ to a fine, noble young fel low, who, I can see, worships the ground you tread on, who for your sake will save us all from disgrace and bankruptcy, will clear the property, take all our troubles and disasters on his broad shoulders, and make us all just as prosperous and happy as the day is long ? Why can’t you ? What’s there to object to in him ? He’s young, he’s not bad-loo'king, he’s well made, tall, and strong. Any girl might fancy him—why can’t you ? If he had crooked eyes, bow legs, a hump on his back, like the man Alice Murphy was only too glad to snap up—” “ Mother, mother—you don’t understand—l can’t, explain to you. It’s not anything like But Mrs. Connellan, heedless of the interrup tion, went on pleading eagerly. “Nora, you can’t imagine what a clever, wide awake young fellow he is, with more brains and determination in his little finger than the best of the Connellans had in their whole bodies for the last three generations. Fancy—he told me last night he’s been making at the rate of three thousand a year, cattle-breeding, since his grandfather’s death, and, beside that, he has a nice little income from house property in Aca pulco his uncle left him—quite a catch in these hard times ! Nora, Nora, I don’t want to influ ence or to press you too hard, my child, but I can’t help telling you it will be an act of mad ness and selfishness you’ll repent all your life if you let this young fellow go when he’s ready and anxious to help us out ot the mire and make a family of us again.” “ Mother, don’t say anything more now—give me time to think a little. In a couple of days I will speak to you again; let me go now,” she pleaded, slipping away before her mother could put out a hand to detain her. “ Thank you for what yoa did to-day. It was good of you/’ was all the thanks John Connel lan got from her, in a low nervous whisper, as she hurried from the parlor after tea. The next morning the sun came out after nearly a fortnight’s retirement. Nora, looking from .her window after breakfast, saw John standing smoking on the doorstep, evidently waiting to escort her. She pulled off her seal skin coat, with a pettish remark that she could not bear such a weight of fur, and then, slip ping out by the back of the house, went to Ratl> turk by a short cut across the fields. Three days’later, touched by the wistful anx iety of her mother’e face, she whispered before going to bed: “ Mother, make your mind easy; I’m going to try to like him.” “My dear, brave little girl!” exclaimed Mrs. Connellan, embracing her effusively. “My precious child ! Stay of my troubled life! What would become of me without you ? You won’t have much trouble—you’ll like him soon enough. I feel toward him already like a double mother. Did you hear, Nora ? He’s going to have the out-houses roofed at once; he says the cattle are dying from damp and exposure, and he’s ordered old Jim Donovan to mend the doors and windows. And listen, honey—bestjjf all. your poor father is to have a consultation of two of the best doctors in Dublin; they’re coming down next week, and it’s a hundred pounds at the very least the job will cost the boy! Ah, he’s a good son, and still better, Nora, that a good son will make a good husband is known the world over. An’, what’s more, I’m sure he’ll send the twins to school after Christmas—in deed, he half promised as much the other day, and—and, oh, yes ! Jim is just after telhn’ me too that he’s ordered in six loads of manure for the wheat-field below the ” “ He’s very good, he’s very good,” interrupt ed poor Nora, half laughing, half crying. “ I’ll do my best, mother—l’ll try to like him.” “And when will you be after giving up that wretched teaching, love ? It worries him aw fully, I know; he’s been dropping no end of hints about it—he says you look utterly fagged in the evening. Will you give it up ?” “No,” replied Nora sharply, with a hot face. “ I will not—yet. Don’t ask too much of me, mother. lam doing my best.” (To be Continued.) Mistook the Signal. —Janitor King, of the Virginia City (Nev.) Court House, bought a piece of cheese and put it in his overcoat pocket and afterward laid the coat down for a time. Then he put it on and went to a saloon, where he played cards for the drinks. He no ticed, as he thought, that Tom Gracoy, who was looking on, nudged him very often as a signal how to play his cards. He lost and accused Gracey of misleading him. While Gracey was denying that he haa touched him, a big rat jumped out of King’s pocket. He had been, feasting on the cheese and nudging the oard- THE THAW. BY THE QUEEN OF ROUMANIA. (Translated for the N. 0. Times- Democrat.) Frosi was without exception the handsomest girl iu all the Upper-Rhine country—the village of Pfaflers was really proud of her. But hor lover, a “boy” as she called him, was also handsome—handsomo as the imago of Christ, erect as a pine tree, and any one who might have chanced to seethe two walking some Sun day along the narrow path bordering the preci pices ot the Tamina, would have uncommon pleasure in watching the attractive couple. The descent of the pathway is abrupt, slippery and dangerous, and when folks heard one day in the village that Frosi had stumbled even while un der the guidance of Matthes, the accident might have been attributed to the steep and slippery character of the path they had so’often taken together. But the truth was that Matthes also had eyes much too handsome, too dreamy, and a girl who persisted in looking at them in stead of looking where she was going, might very easily make a miss-step. The other young girls affected to turn up their noses, and de clared that they never cared about Matthes be cause he put on too many airs about his good looks and his riches, and was for all that as soft-headed a fellow as any in the country. Matthes simply laughed at them; while Frosi would frown, set her teeth, and mutter some thing about sour grapes. When Frosi was an gry, there was one little curl on the right side of her forehead, which stood out sullenly, and refused to be smoothed down like the rest of her magnificent tresses, which were a shining brown. Her eyes were dark-gray with black lashes, and very deeply set; her nose was small and slightly aquiline; her skin had a warm and rosy tint. “Thou hast the snow of the glaciers in thy eyes, and their thaw upon thy cheeks,” Matthes used to say to her, as he watched her with an intoxication of happiness, and, even as she blushed under his gaze, she could feel that he was trembling from head to foot. The wedding soon came off—such a splendid wedding, with all the usual fun. The youths shouted, sang, and made as much noise as pos sible; at heart they were every one jealous of Matthes, to whom the much courted Frosi, the cold and proud Frosi, had given herself as readily as the pheasant oi the fairy-tale drops into the lucky fellow’s mouth, roasted and all. Of course the pair were very happy, just like two young turtle-doves. Everything was going along as well as could be wished. I should say so ! when one is rich and has a pretty wife into the bargain, he ought to be happy. The Sum mer was a beautiful one; and when the grapes were ripe, the sun was still so warm that it seemed, as if autumn could not come, and that tho leaves were turning yellow without knowing it. About that time there was another wedding in the country. Matthes had dressed himself up in his best Sunday clothes, and Frosi was walk ing round and round him impatiently. She did not want to go ; she did not care to mix with crowds any more. It was so beautiful at home ; and she had never gone out to visit that she did not come homo vexed and irritated by the stu pid gossip she had been obliged to listen to. She had put Matthes’ silver pipe in his pocket; then Matthes took down from the wall his pistol and powder-horn. “ Ah! please leave that here!” said Frosi with a prayer In her voice. “ What an idea 1 go to a wadding and fire no shots to celebrate it! ’ “But just to please mo I” I am so nervous to-day!” “ Why, all the boys would be saying that FrosiJs Matthes has become afraid of powdor I He thinks the pistol might burst 1” Frosi’s eyes flashed. “Let them say what they please I” “Yes, I shall lot them say what they please ; but I am going to shoot.” “There will be some trouble !” “I’m not a baby, Frosi, but a chamois hun ter ; and I know how to shoot before you ever learned your A B C.” “It is the first favor I ever asked of you Matthes ; and you can refuse me?” “ Yes, I refuse you because I will not allow any one living to lead me by tho noso—not even you!” They separated in anger. Frosi found her eyes dim with tears as she watched ; she dashed the tears from her long lashes with an angry hand, bit her lip, and returned to the kitchen. Ho had not even so much as turned round to look at her. The day was long and sad. At last the shadows of evening began to fall, damp and blue, over the valley. From the Rhine a thin mist rose to vail the pebbly banks. It spread over the broad fields, whence came the sound of cowbells as the kina were returning home, while the mountains all grew purple as they towered against the sunset. And in the evening glow the young woman stood watching with fixed eyes a silent convoy that was coming out of the shadow into the light of the road. Men were carrying something covered up. A little boy ran forward in advance of the party, and said to Frosi: “Madame, do not be frightened; it is not dangerous -only powder I Berndt pushed Matthes, and the whole charge went off in his face.” Frosi pressed her bands to hor heart, trying to catch her breath. But her fierce nature soon re-assorted itself, and gave her back her self rtnnt.rnl She rrfaboa to tho Itttep and throw herself upon it, crying loudly: “Matthes—O my Matthes 1” But no response came. “ He is dead I” she screamed. Then from the mass of bandages issued a low moan. “ No, he is not dead I” answered the mon; “only he can’t talk, he’s hurt his mouth so I’’ At last they were able to lay him upon the bed, and some one helped Frosi to undress him. The moist bandages were removed, and Frosi was terrified at the sight, although she was not thou able to perceive the full extent of the injury. It was from the physician she first learned that both of her husband’s eyes were destroyed. Moreover the eyebrows had boon blown off, the nose and mouth distorted beyond recognizability. But Frosi had steel in hor heart as well as in her eyes. She did not cry out; she only remembered that nothing bnt ab solute rest and quiet could save the life of Mat thes. During all that long night-watch she saw before her the figure of a mutilated man, incur ably blind, whoso wife sho was; and still she could scarcely persuade herself that so horrible a thing was really possible. To her, the hand some girl, in all the splendor of health, disease, mutilation, and death had always been pecu liarly terrible. She had alway thought to her self that such things could not be endured a moment. And now tho horror was right there before her, as she watched by the couch of her disfigured husband, who could not even stam mer, and clung to her hand like a drunken man. Who could describe the long weeks, the long months that Frosi.sat up all night, or if she slept at all, only lay down upon a blanket beside the bed ? Who could tell us by what singular intu ition sho learned to understand the meaning of every motion of the feeble hands, and to inter pret the most indistinct sounds uttered by Mat thes. The physician, tho pastor, and soon the whole village also, admired and honored the heroic Frosi in her accomplishment of all this infinitely painful duty—encouraging the patient with indelatigable patience, guessing all his wants, consoling him when impatient at not bekig able to make himself understood caused him to cry like a child. At last his speech was restored; but the sight of his empty orbits, his tumefied face, his mutilated noae, his deformed lips, and the black patches that covered all his skin, was something so frightful that Frosi used to close her eyes in order to keep from seeing him. Quite as terrible for her was the condition of her husband in regard to helplessness. In tho morning she would place him in a chair in the sun, near the window. The snow lay glittering outside, crackling under the feet of the very few persons Matthes heard passing by. Then he would want to know who they were. He wanted to know everything. He became so curioue in this way that she could not attend to the house. She had to remain seated iu the room beside him. She wanted to occupy herself at her spin ning wheel; but Matthes complained that the noise prevented him from hearing everything, and she had to stop spinning to please him. [Thus disfigured, irritable and jealous, the miser able man becomes brutal to the woman who saved his life by such unselfish care. Naturally enough he makes himself an object of aversion to Frosi, who Is not, after all, of a character to submit to ev erything. She thinks of suicide, divorce, and final ly goes to the pastor of the village to ask him to di vorce them. The pastor settles the difficulty in a more pleasant manner.] Next day the pastor came to see Matthes, and remained alone with him for a long time. What passed between them Frosi never learned, nor did she ever ask. But Matthes remained silent the whole day afterward. Later in tho evening he first broke silence, saying: “ Como close to me, Frosi.” She hesitated; she had learned to be afraid of him. “ I beg you, Frosi, come close to me—l can not now go to you 1’" Tho tone of his voice had so changed that she found courage at last to approach him; lie put out his hand to feel if she was there, touched her—then took his hand away again. “ I beseech you, Frosi, kneel down here a moment, beside me.” She obeyed, trembling. “ Permit me. I wish so much I could see you I” he said, passing his hands very gently over her face, her shoulders, her throat; then he took her hands in his and pressed them soft ly for a long time, and as he did his head bent more and more over her. Frosi watched him anxiously; suddenly she felt hie tears falling upon her hands. “For God’s sake,” she exclaimed, “ what ie the matter ? You are crying, but you know you must not cry; it will bring all the pain back.” She rose tip. “If it comes back,” sobbed Matthes, “I des erve it. lam a wretch 1” “ Oh I do not talk to me that way 1”' begged Frosi. “Icannat hear you, I cannot bear it. Strike me again if you want to, but do not talk that way.” “ 1 would like to cut off my hands'for having beaten you !” “ Oh ! don’t talk to me in that way, Matthes ! You were jealeus. Had t been guilty of what you imagined, you would have had a right to kill me.” “ Villain that I am 1” “ Oh, Matthes, you hurt me now I” Frost cried. “ I knew that I had become a burden to vou, 1 and I could not bear to think it. But now lam resolved to bear it—it will be my punishment.” Frosi knelt again before her husband, and twined her arms about him. Now, for the first time, she did not see that he was disfigured ; she forgot that he had ever ill-treated her. She only knew thkt her lord and master had humil iated himself before her, that he was tortured by remorse ; and wished to heal bis sore now as she had healed his wounds before, and saved him from death. A month and three weeks had passed; the pastor knew the woman that rang at his gate. His heart jumped. He had kept away from the house on purpose ; experienced in human na ture, he knew the value of speaking seldom ; but when it was necessary 'to speak, then he spoke energetically, and he did not like to make a call unless sent lor. Frosi stood once more before him, radiant in her unconsi ions beauty. She stood erect and proud, and seemed to have grown a cubit taller. Her eyes had a gentle light; it seemed as if they could look loving now. “Pastor,” she said, “I love my husband again I” And she told him of the painful repentance, and of how she had cured him by love alone. “And now,” she said, as she finished her lit tle story, “ we are happy ; we play together like two overgrown children.” The children who soon afterward climbed upon the knees of their blind lather, to stroke his cheeks, are now tall men. “How many more of your children will I have to baptize?” the pastor had asked at the time of the fourth christening ; and Frosi had laughed, with a warm thaw in her cheeks. The ice of the glaciers had vanished from her eyes forever. HUMOR OF THE HOUR. BY THE DETROIT FREE PRE33 FIEND. MELANCHOLY ALL AROUND. Old Gent—“ And how is your father, John ?” John—" Ho is dead, sir.” Old Gent—‘‘Dead I Dear mo, what a pity ! And how is your mother ?” John—“ She is dead, too.” Old Gent—“lndeed! Dear ms! What a pity!—what a pity 1 But how is your wife, John ?” John—“ She died last week, sir.” Old Gent—“ Why, goodness me—what a pity ! And your mother-in-law, how’s she?” John—“ She’s heart.?, sir.” Old Gent (abstractedly)—“Dear me! what a pity 1” REFERRED TO HIM. A citizen rushed up stairs on the Jefferson avenue side of Merrill Hall so fast yesterday that a man on the landing inquired: “ Has anything happened i” “I’m getting out of the way of a man who wants to borrow money, ’ was the reply, as he passed on down on the Woodward avenue side. In about five minutes a second man came rushing up, and called to ths man on the land ing: “Anybody gone un ?” “ Yes.” " Have on a light overcoat and plug hat ?” “ Wonder which way ho went?” “Down the other stairs, I guess. He said some deadbeat was after him to borrow money. If you hurry, perhaps you ” “ Oh. it’s no use,” calmly observed the other. “I’m the deadbeat he referred to, and its evi dent he has tumbled to the racket.” “ MENDACIOUS DUPLICITY.” “This is my wife, Sergeant,” said a citizen, as he entered the Woodbridge street station the other day with a woman on his arm. Sergeant Bendal, not having his hat on, gave her the military salute, and she slightly in clined her head in response. “ Sergeant,” continued the man, “ I was ar rested last night. The papers say I was in the company of a female pn the street, and that we were both drunk and quarreling. I have tokl my wife just now it was, but she won’t believe mo. I now want you to tell her the exact facts.” The husband drew down his right eye to the official. The sergeant coughed and hitched about for a moment, and then said: “ Madam, it is a terrible thing to suspect your husband of mendacious duplicity and contuma cious deception.” “I don’t care if it is I” she replied. “I’m bound to know just how this affair occurred.” “ Very well, madam. As the court under stood this case, your husband was on his way home. He sees the patrol wagon drive up to a saloon. He protests against the way the officers handle a prisoner, and is pulled in as an ob structionist. He was tried at the same time as the man who quarreled with the woman. AH' the reporters here that morning were drunk, and so it comes about that the names were mix ed. Go home, madam, and be happy.” “ Are you sure that was the way ?” “Dead sure, madam. Further than that, all the printers were on a spree that day, too, and can you wonder that they got John Green mix ed up with John White.”’ “Now, does that satisfy you?” asked the husband. “ Y-e-s, but, sergeant, what became of the woman m the case ?” “ Taken home, madam —taken back to the bo som of her family by tender official hands. Bhe was a somnambulist, you see, and had escaped from tiie house in her sleep.” “ Well, that convineftß mo and I’ll Idee make up,” she said as she gave her husband a smack, “ but if you only told me that you and the Judge were also drunk my mind would bo entirely easy.” LOOKING FOR GREEN. A traveler for a wholesale Detroit house was waiting in the depot at Pontiac the other day when a stranger approached him and asked: “ Isn’t your name Green, of Grand Rapids ?” “ No, sir.” “Ah I beg your pardon. I never saw him, but expected him hero to meet me. Green is going to travel with a circus this year, and was to give me $25 to post him up on some new catches.” “So you’ve got something new ?” queried the Detroiter. “ Yes, a few things. There is one little trick I gave to a drummer a few weeks ago, and he’s made $75 on it already.” “ Maybe you’d be kind enough to give it away to me ? I’m one ot the boys, you know!” “ Certainly. The trick is to tell the date of any coin a man may have in his pocket without your looking at it.” “ But you can’t do that.” “ Oh, yes, 1 can. Have you got any coins in your pocket?” “ Yes, twenty of them.” “ Well, I can write down the date of each and every one of them." “ Say, I’ll bet you $lO you can’t I” exclaimed the drummer. “Done!” said the other, as he pulled out a bill. A very respectable-looking man was standing by, and the money was placed in his hands. “Now,” said the sharper, “you turn your face to the wall and fold your arms. 1 will write down the dates and we will compare them.” At the end of three minutes he had twenty dates, and they put the coins on the seat to make a comparison. The man had hit only two dates out of the lot. “ I’ll take that tenner,” said the (Detroiter, as ho rose up and looked around. But he never did. The stakeholder had slid out, and the man with the trick was a bigger chap than ho cared to tackle. AMONG THE COWBOYS. NOT A FANCY SKETCH. (From the San .Francisco Chronicle.) In the evening the boys sit around the stove in the log house, some writing letters before they start on the round-up, others braiding ropes, mending bridles, playing cards, fiddling or singing, and all smoking. The conversation is sketchy, for your true vaquero is a man ot lew'words and terse phrases. “ Is Big Nose Jim goin’ to ride for the Horse shoe Bar X this round up ?” “No ; old Jack bounced him last beef gather; roweled two bronks in the shoulder till he lamed ’em. Always was ornery, anyway, that Jim. Did you hear about the break he made at the Fort?” “ No.” "Went into the post trader’s store an’ hol lered for gin. Fatty, that used to work for Cross A, was tendin’ bar, and he told Jim there was nothin’ but whisky. Jim got riled, an’ shot leaks into four barrels of liquor. Got off with out a hole in him, too.” “I say, Bill, thought you went back to the States to stay last year.” “So I did, but the gal I was goin’ to marry took up with a granger, and her sister died of hog cholera, so I lit out again. Didn’t suit me, anyway. Went to bed with my spurs on, one night, leeling kind o’ good, and the old man called me a wild beast. I ain’t a darned chicken herder to take that kind of talk and husk corn for sixteen dollars a month.” “ Where's Squintin’ Joe workin’?” “Nowheres. He was going to run wild horses with French Pete, but Pete is ridiu’ suoil ed horses for Buffalo Bill’s show, and Joejis work ing the tin horn game with the other daisies in town.” “ What is the tin horn racket ?” “ Put it in a free lunch stew and blow so the meat comes to the top.” But the groat staple of conversation is horse, horse, horse; and if it is not a sublime topic, it is at any rate discussed in a worthier light than the average English gentleman throws upon it, for a compunctious conception of a horse is not limited to his use as a gambling utensil. One hears, too, a great deal of talk about saddles and bridlee, ropes and spurs. Every “ waddy” has bis own fancy about a saddle, although as a general rule the stock saddle, modified irom the old style Texas tree, is used by the common riders, fancy men and “ broncho busters” pre lerring the California saddle, with only one cinch—a “centre fire,” as it is called. For heavy work the back cinch of the common sad dle is useful, keeping the tree from working up on the horse's withers and giving the horse a better grip when he throws himself back on his haunches to stop a cow; but lor riding the single cinch is more springy,, and is lor this reason infinitely preferable or riding pitching horses. It must not be supposed that because the cowboy is a vouch looking customer he has not his own ideas about elegance. His clothing ought to 1 >ok rough, because he despises the “ dude,” but be takes pride in his accoutre ments, and will spend a months wages (from 3J to SSO) on a pair of silver mounted spurs, give S7O for a stamped leather saddle, any sum he pleases tor a horsehair bridle, it he is uot an ex pert at working hair himself, and his ch ippira joes, or leather overalls, are o.ten covered down the front with seal or some other costly skin. Bits too, and silver oonebos, or mod iliions, on the check piece of his bridle and bis spur leathers absorb a “ swell buokoro’s” wages. NUMEROUSLY married. KING HENRY VIII. AND HIS SIX WIVES. The first wife of King Henry VIII. was the Princess Catherine, daughter of Ferdin nd and Isabella of Spain. She had been married in 1501 to Prince Arthur, eldest son of King Henry VII. and heir apparent to the English throne. Arthur died in 1502, and the Tting, unwilling either to weaken his alliance with Spain or to repay the princess’s dowry, obtained a dis pensation from the Pope to contract the young widow to his second son, afterward King Henry VIII. This prince succeeded to the throne in April, 1509, when but eighteen years of age, and was married to Catherine in the following June. They lived together in apparent harmony for nearly eighteen years, but there is little doubt that the gay monarch had grown very tired of his wife some time before he made any attempt to rid himself of her. She was six years his senior, was of a very grave temper, and ill health and the loss ot her children had changed, her serious disposition into a settled melan choly. Of seven children none had lived more than a few days after birth except the Princess Mary. The king professed to regard the deaths of these children as a judgment upon him for mar rying his brother’s widow, and his scruples were quickened, if they had not bcensugges ed, by the charms of Anne Boleyn, a beautiiul young maid of honor. In 1527 Henry first avowed his intention of divorcing Catherine. He applied to the Pope for a decree of divorce, but could not got it. The question was wran gled over by bishops, theologians and the Pope, for several years without coming to any settle ment, till the king, becoming impatient, was privately married to Anne Boleyn, January 25, 1533. Two months later Cranmer, the Arch bishop of Canterbury, pronounced this mar riage a lawful one and the first union of the king null and void. Queen Catherine died in January, 1536, and five months later Queen Anne was beheaded. The king had become enamored ot the fair face of another of the maids of honor, Jana Seymour, and charges ot unfaithfulness and dishonor were brought against Queen Anne. As it was well-known in court that the king wished to be rid of her, there was no lack of evidence, and May 19, 1536, she was put to death. The next day the king was married to Jane Seymour. October 21, 1537, twelve days after the birth of a son—afterward King Edward VI. —Queen Jane died. Henry’s fourth wife was Anne, daughter of the Duke of Cleves, a Protestant prince of the Netherlands. The marriage had been arranged by Sir Thomas Cromwell, the king’s Secretary of State, and was performed by proxy January 6, 1540. But King Henry, on the first sight of his wife, conceived a vio.ent averaion to her, for she was plain-looking, old and fat. He had the marriage declared invalid immediately by act of Parliament, and a few days later—July 28, 1540—married Catherine Howard, a niecoof the Duke of Norfolk. She was a young woman of but little principle, as the king soon had good reason to suspect. In the latter part of the year 1541 she was tried, convicted of unchastity and, February 12,1542, suffered death on the scaffold. July 10, 1543, Henry married his sixth and last wife. This was Catherine, widow of Lord Lati mer, commonly known by her maiden name of Catherine Parr. She was a woman of virtue and good sense and had the good fortune to out live the king. AN ARKANSAW CONVERT. AND A CLERGYMAN THAT WAS DISAPPOINTED. (From the Chicago Ledger.) At the Memphis and Chattanooga depot, at Memphis, Tenn., in 1862, when the Eleventh Ar kansaw were making preparations to leave on the next train, a well-known clergyman—good hearted and beloved by all who knew him—was talking very earnently to the boys, giving them all sorts of good advice, which they listened to all the more respectfully as they knew he was a man ever ready to follow up good advice by even better practice. Indeed, such as were not too busy with preparations for departure paid such attention to the good father’s advice that he warmed up to a pitch of enthusiasm that visibly affected many of his hearers, and many a tear glistened on the rugged countenances of battle-worn veterans. One man seemed particularly moved by the good clergyman’s eloquence, who leaned over him with trembling hands and tear-filled eyes to implore the blessing of Heaven upon him, praying that he might become a Christian maa and be a saving example to his comrades. But no eloquence could arrest the movement of time, and the good brother's words were cut short by the whistle of the departing train. Withdrawing himself from the embrace of the clergyman, who followed him with an evident reluctance to let so promising a case go even at Ll.o 0.. H nf milila-rjr $1 iMnipl-iw a. nnr “saving ex ample to bis comrades” jumped with them upon the fiat cars, and at once the train was moving slowly out. As the good parson was following them along, alternately wiping the tears from his eyes and bidding one and another adieu, “saving exam ple” suddenly remembered that ho had forgot ten something. “Say, parson, I have left myoven behind; we can’t cook without it; please throw it up here.” “ What oven, my boy ?” “There to the left of you.” Picking up the little oven pointed out, with an alacrity becoming one who would do any thing honest if ho could thereby but reach a human soul, the good man ran after the cars, and succeeded in throwing it aboard, coming back panting and a good deal jaded by the race, but with a countenance beaming with satisfac tion at having done a good deed, when ho was suddenly accosted by an old negro. “ Massa, what for you irow dat üben to de so jers ?” “ Why, Uncle Sam, an oven is very useful, and the poor fellow had forgotten it.” “But, massa, that’s my üben.” “ Yours I” “ Yes, ’fore de Lawd !” As soon as the crowd around, who had wit nessed everything, could suppress its mirth, Sam found abundant corroboration of hia claim. The mortified clergyman looked as if he could talk “Hebrew,' to the whole State of Arkansaw. HE WAS A CURIOSITY. BUT HE PASSED IN THE GATES. (From the Chicago Rambler.) St. Teter was superintending the placing of a new hinge on the Golden Gates wliou a hard looking citizen came up and asked it his card would be recognized. “ Um, I don t know,” drawled St. Peter. “Ta there anything down on the books against you ?” “I’m afraid there is,” answered the now arrival despondently. “Fact, is, I was an easy going sort of chap, and easily led into evil ways, I killed my grandiather with an ax for one thing.” “ That's bad,” exclaimed the saint, reprov ingly. “ Yes, I know it was hasty, but I was always impulsive and easily influenced. Then—l doii’l recollect exactly—but seems to mo I robbed t bank once and caused groat inconvenience to denositors.” “Dear me 1 that was very thoughtless of you, my friend.” “ I know it—l realize it now; but you see, I didn’t think; and then—then my wife died sud denly of hereditary toothache, complicated with acute poison in her coffee. Some one saw me put the poison in the coffee, and thought that I did it with malice alorethought.” “ Singular 1” “Very. Oh, I almost forgot to tell yon I used to swear and drink abominably. My repu tation was far irom good. I never could under stand it.” “ This is very sad,” said the keeper of the gate, pensively. “I’m afraid wo shall be obliged to ask you to try some other hotel. But were there no extenuating circumstances ?” “I don’t know, really. I’ll tell you one thing that you might consider an offset to my little peculiarities; bend over and let mo whisper it. 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