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6 WILLIE AND LOVE ARE PLENTY. BY L E. B, Madame, my neighbor, is very rich; Her mansion is large and fine, Dainties with her are common food, Her drink is the finest wine. Cur house is small, our food is plain, I’m only a girl of twenty, But I’ve sense enough to feel and say; •'Willie and love are plenty.” Madame lives on her hoarded gold, She's rich wherever you put her; Willie’s a trade in his willing hands. And works for our bread and butter, In the Summer’s heat and Winter’s cold, If weather be fine or rough; But I often say, as he goes away: •• Willie and love are enough I’* Fine visitors come to Madame’s house, They come in every season; They dress, and dine, and dance, and ride, And perhaps, without any reason, 1 envy them now and then an hour, For I’m only a girl of twenty; But only an hour, and then I say: •' Willie and love are plenty 1” Would I give up Willie for Madame’s gold ? My heart has a sudden fear At the very thought, and I softly say: •‘Forgive me the thought, my dear !” For I know the.worth of an honest love, Though I’m only a girl of twenty, And I say to myself, "I’m very suro Willie and love are plenty 1” Into all lives some sunshine comes; Some have fashion and wealth, Some have pleasure and changeable days. Some have beauty and health. 1 have a husband, fender and true, Though I’m only a girl of twenty; So I look at my Hng and happily say: "Willie and love are plenty I" •‘TOOWIFOiIIILD.” BY 0. M. 8, When I rose.on the morning of my twentieth birthday, and nodded merrily to my own re jection in the glass, the bright young tace that laughed back at me was that of a handsome, happy and very fortunate girl. •‘Good morning, Miss Lydia Searle,” I eaid. “ And if all.goes well with us, you won t be Miss Lydia Searle at all this time next year, but Mrs. Harry Hatton instead.” It wanted but three weeks ol my wedding day. I was happy as I was busy just then, for I loved the man whose bride I was so soon to become with all a young girl’s warm, untried affection. ‘‘Better than any one in the world but Tom,” I thonght. “ Aud surely nobody ever could or ought to be dearer to me than Tom.” fTom was my twin brother. The usual strong affection existing between twins was exception ally powerful in our case—from circumstances. One of us was born strong and robust, and the other frail and small. Notwithstanding my •ex, 1 was the favored one by nature, while Tom was the weakly twin. That was the first of his misfortunes, which naturally gave him a claim on mo, amt at the •ame time attached him to me, and made him cling to me as a heartier, manlier boy would not have done. The second misfortune was that he resembled our father. Poor fellow 1 As if he could help that I And Jet Uncle Elliot resented it in him just as if he ad been to blame lor it. •‘Not a farthing of my money shall go to this second Tom Searle,” he used to say. And he kept his word. He had adopted us at poor mother’s death. Our lather had died years before. He gave us both a good education, and got Tom a position in a bank; but when he died— just a year before that twentieth birthday of tnine—l was his solo heiress. It grieved me terribly. I loved Tom better far than myself, and would have shared any thing With him; but ho was proud, poor dear, •nd wouldn’t hear of such a thing. So the best I could do was to spend as much money npon him as possible, and lend him all he wanted to use. He had no objection to that, because, as lie would say : " Some of these days, when I’m partner in the bank. I’ll pay it all back again, Lyddy.” And, of course, it was quite probable that •ome day ho would be a partner, since I was abput to be married to the banker s only son and heir. I was puzzled sometimes to know what Tom did with so much money. He had “specula tions on hand, ’he told me. I thought that per haps he was rather extravagant, too—perhaps fpmewbat inclined to be wild. rf “Ho is so young and so handsome!” I thought. , , . , ■a I W always tnaklua Menses for him to my- S81I; btlt, Of coarse, common “? nßa taught me that if ho would be steadier, and attenu <? busi ness better, his chances of promotion at the bank would be improved. As I thought of him on that birthday morning —of course, it was his birthday, too—the face in the glass ceased to smile, and a new anxiety crept into my thoughts. Tom had acted very strangely. I had lain awake a long time thinking of it last night, and a vague uneasiness smote me as I remembered it now. What could have ailed him? He had come in about ten o’clock to the little parlor where Horry and I were sitting together, ■nd had remained with us, restless, agitated, nervous, and showing so plainly that he wish ed to see me alone that presently Harry, half vexed, half-amused, took the hint and left us. And then he asked me for money. No tri- Sing sum, either. He implored me, almost wildly, to “give him three hundred pounds, then and there, for Heaven’s sake 1” He almost took my breath away. I had no such sum of money in the house, of course, nor sbuld I get it on short notice. My fortune con sisted of real estate, from which I derived a moderate income, and a few hundreds in ready money, which, what with Tom’s extravagance and my own preparation for my marriage, were nearly gone. Quite aghast at his agitation, as well as at hie request, I explained to him the utter impossi bility of compliance. He said not a word, but propped into a seat, and sat looking at me as if ■Biubefied. Every vestige of color had gone from his fair, handsome face, and the delicate, clear-cut fea tures looked haggard and careworn. A pang shot through my heart as I saw his distress. I ceased to care or wonder what the money was wanted for. I knelt down beside him. “ I’ll get it for you to-morrow,” I said, “if I have to mortgage my property. Don’t despair, only wait till to-morrow, dear.” And as my hand touched hie, he started, and looked down at me. He was never very strong or brave—never fit to battle witli trouble. It seemed to have crushed him now; tears fell from his eyes upon my face. “ Never mind,” he moaned. 11 Poor Lyddy ! Poor girl I” he patted my hand fondly. “ 1 know you’d give it to me if you could. Ah, I’ve been a bad brother to you, dear. Say you for give me to-night.” And, ot course, I said so—said so weeping. His manner distressed me so, but I didn’t know what there was to forgive. I was wiser before that birthday was half ever, though the knowledge seemed the greatest ealamity of my life. “ Something had gone wrong at the bank,” Harry told me. He broke the bitter news to me as gently as he could, and with a grave, pale lace. “ Three hundred pounds, which had been intrusted to Tom to deliver somewhere several weeks ago, had not been accounted for; and—there were errors, too, in his ac counts—” I beard no more. Insensibility snatched me for a while from the agony of Tom’s ruin and my own diegrace. Bor must not his sister share his d’shonor ? I felt that bitterly at first—l who had been so proud of him. But, by-and-by, indignation, shame, anger, all gave place to love and love’s anxiety. Tom was missing. What mattered it to me that he had sinned? Ho was still my brother, and I loved him. My thoughts flew back to his despair that night— his fears, his self-reproach, bis prayer for my forgiveness. I remembered how weak he was, how easily led, and who could tell how greatly tempted; and irom my soul I forgave him. I had not waited for that, however, before taking steps to shield him from the conse quences ot his crime. Mr. Hatton was merci ful. He had no wish to bring public disgrace upon the family ot his old friend—upon the girl whom his own son was engaged to marry. I was permitted to make np the deficit in the bank s accounts. In order to do so, and for another reason, I instructed my lawyer to dis pose of my property. And that other reason was a letter Irom Tom, received just one week from his departure. A pitiful letter—the outcry of a penitent and almost broken heart. He had not appropriated the money, thank Heaven ! but he had been out drinking, with the money in his possession, and had been robbed of it. Oh, how grateful I was ! Every other mis fortune in the world might be borne with patience now, since Tom was not dishonest He confessed to me a thousand indiscretions, lollies, sins; told me of many and serious debts that he had left behind him. Most startling ot all, he told me lie was married, and implored me to seek out and protect his wifs and child. Tom’s wife and child ! Who was she? After the first surprise was over, I found myself longing to see my new sister and the little one. I went to the address Tom had sent me; went with a carriage, prepared to bring my new rela tions home. Disappointment met me. Mrs. Searle and her child had gone. “ They were behind with their rent,” said the landlady, “and the husband went away, so 1 couldn’t keep her. She left to-day.” I returned home discouraged. I didn’t want to see or speak to any one just then, so it was peculiarly annoying to find that a young woman, whom 1 had employed to do sewing more than a year ago, had called and was waiting to see mo. 1 went down to her. She rose to meet me as I entered the parlor. Little Eva Robinson ! I remembered the girl well—a pretty, gentle, timid creature. I started when I saw that she had an infant in her arms. “ Why, what's this ?” I cried. “My baby,” she said, timidly. "I’m married since 1 saw you last, miss.” 1 sat down, aud badp her do the same, and then asked her what I could do to serve her. Eor all answer she burst into a passion ot tears, and, rising suddenly, came and laid the infant in my lap. “ Have mercy on me !” she cried, falling on her knees. “ This is your brother’s child and and I—l am hie wile.” BY C. M. 8. I was a proud girl, and thia blow waa a heavy one. My brother, bo handsome, such a favorite, so unfit to fight for wife and child, he might have married so advantageously, 1 thought, and here 1 was called npon to welcome as a sister my own sowiug-girl 1 But I did. I may have shrank from her for an instant, perhaps, in the first surprise, but next minute the thought of that other disgrace, which Tom had not brought on himself and me, returned to mo, and in my gratitude at escaping that I could not murmur. She waa a dear little thing, too, after all; and the baby charming. Ah I I had reason to be thankful for the comfort of their presence soon. For the very next day, meeting an acquaintance in the street, she said: “ And bo I bear that your marriage is post poned, dear?” My heart sank down like lead. “ Who informed you?” I aakod quietly. “ You intended bridegroom, Mr. Harry Hat ton, himself. Is it not true ?” “ Perfectly true,” I answered. “ And postponed until when?” “ Indefinitely.” I wrote the same day to Harry: “ You desire your freedom; take it. You will never be called upon to fulfil your engagement with me.” And he took me at my word. He called, certainly, and made a pretence of explanation and regret. The almost entire loss of my fortune had influenced his father, not himself, but my brother’s conduct . I stopped him there. “Tom was innocent.” I said; “and what he lost I have restored. You have acknowledged that there was nothing wrong in his accounts. You need seek no e :cuse in his conduct, sir.” He lost his temper. “Do you excuse his destruction of an inno cent girl, and abandonment of her and her child ?” be said. With one quick movement I threw open the folding doors, and showed him Eva and her son. “ Allow me to introduce you to my brother’s wife and child, whom he left in my protection.” But his words had made me uneasy. That evening, seated with the baby on my lap, I asked Eva where she had married. “Alas!” she cried, “if I only knew. Tom took me to church in a carriage. It was in this very city, but I don’t know whore. It was be cause I had no certificate ot my marriage that I dared not go to my brother—my dear, noble brother—who has struggled so hard, and made himself, unaided, an honorable position and a name. I Know that a cruel slander concerning me has been carried to him that must almost have broken his heart.” I took her hands away from her face and kissed her. “We’ll find the church,” I said. “There must be no slander about my dear brother s wife.” And I did find it after a few days’ search. Then I got John Robinson’s address-he was a , lawyer, I found—and requested him to call on me.\ He came, a wonderfully grave, handsome man, with something singularly manly and im pressive about him. In my heart I thought: ‘•No wonder Eva wept at thought ot his dis pleasure. He is worth pleasing, surely.” I took him to the parlor. “ I wish to reconcile you to your sister,” I said. “ She ia my brother s wife.” Then I left them together. After an hour or more, Eva came for me. “John wants to say 4 good-by’ before he goes,” said she. He took my hand ia his and looked into my eyes. “You are a good woman,” he said earnestly. “ May Heaven bless you and make you as truly happy as you have to-day made me I” There was something in his mere look end tone--a strength, a truth, a thorough reliability —that gave one comfort somehow. I found myself thinking: “ If it had been my fate to love such a man as that I should be nearer happiness than I am to day.” But I kept my thoughts to myself. Only frem that hour 1 was sensible that I regretted my lost hopes and happiness for their own sake, far morethan 1 mourned for the false lover on whom they had been founded. Gno week later all my property was sold. I had paid off Tom’s debts; and, accompanied by his wife and child, joined him in a country home. There we began life anew. I had a small in come still, and Tom obtained a lucrative po sition. The lesson of the past was not lost upon him. The sacrifice 1 had made was not in vain. Dear Tom was a changed man—changed for the better. Whatever I bad lost had been his gain. And what had I lost ? The money I counted , less than nothing; and Harry Hatton’s love was not worth a regret. What was it, then ? I ■ sighed for the trust betrayed—the glamor and illusion gone Irom lite bo early. “Oh!to be well and truly loved I thought. 'As* then-my thoughts never wont back to i Harry. ’ “ ( Another filled them. Strange impression that ( man had made upon me; seen only once; never i to be forgotten. I thought of him constantly; and heard from his lips through Eva, now and ( then. “ What is your brother’s wife like, Eva ?° I < asked her once, just to try her. “He has none,” she answered. “I know < what I should wish her to be like, though. ’ And j her eyes dwelt on me in away that made my tell-tale color rise. ( A lew days afterward she came to me laugh ing. i “I told John ot your question, and only hear t what he says.” She read aloud: < “Tell Lydia my wile (that is to be, I hope) re- i sides in your town. 1 hope to visit vou before < very long, and introduce her to you/’ t And he did. With the merry Christmas sea son John came. I think that was the very hap- j piest season of my life. Of course, you guess it t all ended now. I smile now, looking back and i remembering that I lanced once I loved another ] than John. That was a dream, but this reality, f All my sacrifices have been well repaid, and all i my loss was gain; I realize that, every time 1 J hear pretty Eva speak of me -as I first spoke of { her and the baby—as “Tom’s wi'e and child.” ] I HUMOR OF THE HOUR. i BYTHE DETROIT FREE PRESS FIEXD. J SOME OTHER DAY. ‘ "Anybody lose a dollar?” ho called at the j rear door of a street oar, as he held up a new I bill. 1 “ Yes, sir, I did,” replied three different men in chorus. I “ Oh, you did ! Sorry for you, but this is a ( two-dollar bill, and I’ve had it lor a week. I Beats all how careless some folks are of their i dollars I” ABOUT FIVE. “My husband was arrested last night, sir,” 1 she said to the sergeant at the Central station. - 1 “Yes’m.” 1 “It waa for being drunk, sir.” “Yes, I know.” “ Well, 1 called to ask you how I’m to get him 1 off? How many witnesses must I bring down 1 to swear that he was perlectly sober ?” NOT FOR A NICKEL. "If I will tell you who stole Charlie Rose, will you give me tea cents to buy my dinner ?” queried a tramp yesterday, as he halted a pa- 1 trolman on Griswold street. i “No, sir 1” was the decided answer. “Very well, sir. No ten cents, no tell. Let Charlie Ross remain stolen. You may think i I’ll come back and offer to tell for a nickel, but < I never will—never 1” LEFT OUT. " Say, Mrs. Murphy!” she called, coming up from the market, “but I saw your husband in the patrol wagon this morning.” “You did?” ' “Yes; and he was riding along as grand as you please, having a whole seat to himself.” “That’s like Patrick, Mrs. O’Reagan. He’s the most selfish man you ever saw. This is the third carriage-ride the police have given him in a month, and I haven’t bad one—not a single one.” CAN HIS WIFE EXPLAIN? “I understand,” said the agent, “that you want a burglar alarm in your house.” “ I did talk of having one a while ago, but I’ve given it up.” “ They are a nice thing.” “Yes, I suppose so, but they wouldn’t heln my case any. lam not losing anything now.”’ “ You—you ?” “ I simply leave my pocketbook in the barn o’ nights instead of my bedroom, and I haven’t missed a dollar for weeks.” HE SPOKE HASTILY. “Dear me, how noisy the children are,” re marked Araminta to Richelieu, as childish voices penetrated the stillness of the front parlor. “Ah, yes,” sighed Richelieu; “childhood is ever joyous. It is so refreshing to muse upon its thoughtless gayeties.” He glanced out of the window. Heavens I A long Germantown comforter, which he had left in the hall a lew minutes before, was attached to a sled loaded with youngsters, and Aramin ta’s two brothers were tugging at it like twin Herculeses. A DISCREET DAUGHTER OF THE FAMILY. One of Detroit's best known evangelical min isters has a half interest in a four-years-old daughter. The other day she broke over the traces of discipline and her mother sent her into a closet with the injunction to tell God all about what a naughty little girl she had been. At the expiration of her penance hour she came forth very quietly, as ii her discipline had had a wholesome effect “ Well, little daughter,” said the mother, “did you tell God all about it ?” “ No, mamma,” was the reply, “ I des didn’t do it, ’tause 1 fought my papa wouldn’t like to let it det out of the family." ONLY WAITING. At an early hour yesterday morning a colored man who was pacing up and down in front of a house on Macomb street was asked by a pe destrian if there was any trouble on his mind. ‘•I should deserve dat dere was !” he prompt ly replied. “What is it?” "Well, my woman has run away from home, an’ is in dat house.” “ Well, why don't you go in ?” “ ’Kase it’s dangerous. Dat’s her brother in dar’, an’ he’s got a shot-gun nine feet long. De minit I put my head in he’s gwine to blow it off. Ize got a boy watchin’ de alley , gate, an’ Ize gwine to keep watch lieah in do front, an’ de hull family’s jist penned in.” NEW YORK DISPATCH, MARCH 13, 1887. “ How long do you expect to remain here ?” , “ Until I git de ole woman.” t “ But she may tire you out.” I “ Will she ? White man, look heah 1 I dun ‘ come prepared fur bizneas, I did.” And he led him to a bag in the alley which contained four loaves of bread, a large piece i of boiled pork and a bottle of water, and cou , tinned: , “ Ize dun fixed myself fur a siege of three ► weeks, an’ den Ize gwine to hang on fur an other widowt eating nuffin’ ’tall. Some folks I might rush in dar’ an’ git shot, but my policy » am to wait an* watch. It’s got to fetch ’em in de eend,” i T H IE Treasure of Spaniard’s Bay. BY BLUE JACKET. “It tea singular yarn, Mr. Graham, and may be there is not a word of truth in it at all; hat I’ll tell it to you, and you can judge for your self. Ono thing I can say; I have been on this island, man and boy, nigh on to fifty years, and I have yet to hear or see anything out of the . usual way. Ah I look yonder, sir; the tide is remarkably low this morning, and by using your marine glass you will be able to make out a row of slanting, irregular objects on that spur of sand making out to the southward there. It is not once in a lifetime that this occurs, and it is worth your while to examine it.” “What are they? I see nothing very re markable beyond* what appears to me to con sist of the timbers of some old vessel.” “ You have hit it, Mr. Graham. They are the stout old bones of the Spanish galleon which, one hundred years ago, was decoyed on shore by a false light. You see, this island has always been very fertile, and a freebooter who had put in to Spaniard’s Bay for water and wood, con cluded to land some cattle they had, for the purpose of fattening them up into some kind of shape. A sailor, with a tent and cooking uten sils, was left behind to keep an eye upon them, while the craft took a stretch off shore to look after plunder. It would have been better for the gang if they had remained where they were, for they never laid eyes on the fellow again, while & rich prize slipped through their fingers. A few days after the piratical cra't had disap peared a furious storm arose, during which the sailor was not idle. He had sighted the galleon before storm and darkness had shut down o’er land and sea, guessed her true character, and laid his plans for her destruction. A false bea con from the bluff, a short distance from where the lighthouse now stands, did the business. The treasure ship rushed blindly on to her fate, struck a sand-bar, and that was the end of her. If any of the crew succeeded in getting ashore, they were probably murdered by the sailor. Whatever became of him remains a mystery, 1 and as to the treasure, not a trace of it has ever beon found. How the sailor got away from the island—having no boat or means to reach the mainland—or how much of the gold and jewels he carried with him, no one knows, and I reckon they never will. It is said his spirit is a-drifting around here, though—sort of uneasy like—and will continue to until somebo ly finds the missing treasure, and relieves the spirit of his charge. Wai, Mr. Graham, I must be getting back to the light and polish things up before dark. I am alone to-day, and the pains I have all over me is a suro sign of a storm not far off. Indeed, whenever tlie timbers of the galleon are un covered by the waters of the Gulf, you may take it for granted something out of the common course of events is going to happen,” and, touching his hat, and old light keeper hobbled off to his post, but a short distanco. away. Hugh Graham, his wife and three small chil dren had come irom the North and taken up their abode on one of the islands lying between ] the Gulf of Mexico and Mississippi bound. It was necessity, not choice, that had brought ' about the change -a succession of business re- | verses leaving but a fragment ot their posses- ( sions upon which to subsist. They occupied a 1 small cottage overlooking Spaniard’s Bay, with ] no one in the island lor neighbors except Mr. j Tobbs, the light-house keeper and his assistant. f Swinging in a hammock neath the wide- ( spreading boughs of a group of live oaks, Hugh Graham gazed long and curiously upon the j worm-eaten old timbers of the Spanish galleon. > “I presume there is nothing in the legend— , not a particle of truth—and may be based on the f occasional appearance of yon decayed and j blackened timbers, which, for aught 1 or any j one else may know to the contrary, might once j have been a fishing smack or timber drogher. ( But if such a thing were possible, I should like ( to be the favored mortal to relieve the tortured spirit of his long, wearisome vigil over the don’s ( ingots. The treasure can do the sailor no good, | while I—well, just give me a chance, and, Mr. t Jack Tar, you shall not have to offer the second j time. lam your man.” The words died away on his lips, while above ( his head a sound resembling the surging of a £ strong wind through the branches of the oaks J caused him to glance quickly upward in sur- E prise. For a brief moment the strange commotion , echoed in his ears; but not a leaf stirred, all were limp and motionless, drooping in the glare i of the noonday sun, while the blue, sparkling i waters of the gulf lay undulating before his ] eyes, smooth and unrufiled as the surface of a g mirror. < In a few hours the entire aspect of the heav- < ens had undergone a complete transformation, j It was the hurricane season, and it was no un- t usual occurrence for a violent storm to sweep along the coast, with little or no warning of its j coming- A heavy swell bad set in from sea- < ward, while huge masses of black, brassy, rag- c ged clouds were rapidly twisting and turning as r they mounted toward the zenith. < Seated on the piazza of the cottage, Hugh ; and his wife watched the coming of the tempest, j awe-struck and impressed by the awful sublim ity of the scene A line of flashing white foam \ bounded the horizon beneath the lowering g storm-clouds marking the approach of the tern- c pest. c Hugh and his wife continued to watch the c scene until a furious gust of wind, a dash o: 1 rain, followed by a flash of lightning, warned < them that the storm had commenced in earnest, j A glance at the lighthouse revealed the alarm- c ing fact that the tower was shrouded in dark- \ nees. That something bad happened, and that j too of a serious nature, with the lightkeeper was e at once apparent to Hugh and his wife, who, san- l sible little lady that she was, interposed no ob jections when her husband prepared hurriedly t to investigate the state of affairs at the light- i house. s It was but a few minutes’ walk, and, entering t the keeper’s house, Hugh found Mr. Tobbs, f groaning with agony and apprehension, chained to his bed by an acute attack of inflammatory c rheumatism. In the absence of his assistant, $ who had gone on a days’ leave to the main land, t Mr. Tobbs, when stricken down, had prayed that Hugh would notice the absence of the light, j and now that his mind was relieved from the \ 'strain which had borne so heavily upon it, he l cried like a child. Hugh had often witnessed j the operation of “ lighting up,” and felt fully competent to assume all responsibility. Seizing t a box of matches he bounded up the narrow s stairway, and in less than ten minutes the wel- 1 come rays from the beacon-light were sending t their cheery warning far out over the troubled > r waters. ] He told Mr. Tobbs to be of good cheer, that he would attend to the duties during the night, i and hurrying back to the cottage, explained to i his wile the duties he had assumed for the night, t With a parting caress and a word ot reassuring t comfort, he again plunged into the storm and t darkness, followed by the anxious gaze of his t loving helpmate. j He had proceeded but a few steps when a flash i of light followed by a muffled report from sea t ward startled him. Hugh paused, listening t keenly, as he shielded his eyes from the torrents < of rain which drove fiercely against him. 1 Up through the intense gloom leaped the j white-oapped breakers, which, like a pack ot i hungry wolves, were rolling and tumbling over t one another as they thundered and roared with i deafening reverberations against outlying sand i reefs—rolling in and culminating with terrible i fury along the entire line of beach, casting f clouds of spray ia impotent fury against the ( massive foundation and tower of the lighthouse. I The lightning hissed, its vivid glare lighting ( up the raging seas, adding additional terrors 1 to the spectacle by intensitying the gloom which had settled over land and sea. With resound- < ing crashes, peal upon peal of thunder rolled i and echoed through the vault of heaven,causing 1 the earth to shake and tremble from its intensi- | ty. The wind, with terrific force, shrieked and roared, tearing up clouds of sand and whirling i it into drifts, like enow before a Winter’s gale. 1 Crouching low, Hugh listened for the signal i gun to be repeated. One, two, three heavy re ports came in rapid succession. There was no > mistaking their meaning. They were signals of i distress from some craft in danger. A flash ot lightning revealed the outlines of a vessel with shattered spars, torn sails and streaming cord age, driving before the gale, apparently making desperate efforts to gain the shelter of the har bor. Landsman that he was, Hugh realized, from the glimpse afforded him, that the endangered crait was unlike anything he had ever seen in those waters before. She had neither the sym metrical proportions nor graceful spars ot the ordinary trader, but was cumbersome, mis shapen and decidedly odd-looking. However, it mattered but little what style of craft it might be, provided aid of some kind could reach her iu time. He had accomplished all that lay in his power; thank Heaven, the lights had been lit. But what—merciful God !—what could it mean ? Could he believe his own eyes? The tower was dark as the shades ot Erebus ! Not the faintest trace or gleam ot a light shot forth from the polished lenses, while a thick, impenetrable vail of heavy mist appeared to have entwined itself around the summit of the edifice. With a groan of despair, a terrible fear tug ging at his heart, Hugh dashed forward, anx ious to repair what must have been some un known negligence or grave oversight on his partin setting the mechanism in motion; but he could have sworn that when he last stood in the dome the light and all its dependencies had worked perlectly. Groping his way through the bewildering gloom, stumbling over fallen logs, wreckage and debris of the beach, fighting for every inch bt the way, with sand driving before the gale lacerating his flesh, wet, panting with anguish, his heart beating like a trip-hammer, Hugh Graham strove to regain the tower in the face of the hurricane. Down swooped the gale, the very Island trem bling beneath the savage onslaughts and tre mendwie force of the toppling seas, while the wind shrieked, raved and roared in Unre strained fury. The lightning played incessant ly around the struggling man, its startling i sheen causing him to shrink back appalled. Never in his recollection had he witnessed such i a storm, and he trembled for the safety of his » wife and little ones. But he had assumed to perform a duty; he must keep on now, and that, too, without delay, for the glowing light from > the tower was dark, giving no warning to the sorely distressed ship, which, as if to remind i him of his obligations, again fired a gun, which boomed with a mournful cadence above the crash and roar of the warring elements. It acted like a galvanic shock upon the well nigh exhausted frame of Hugh, who, with a powerful ‘effort, gathered his energies, rushed resolutely forward, gained the bluff, where, from its highest point, streamed forth a bright light, which cast its scintillating rays far out over the raging waters. Flitting in and out of the blazing circle of flaming light and deep shadow, was the figure of a naan, busily engaged throwing armfuls of wood npon the false beacon, which every mo ment, from the force of the hurricane, became stronger and more intensified. He was gigantic in stature, attired in a manner strange and un like anything Hugh had ever seen before, while from a broad, leathern belt dangled a short, broad-bladed knife, which glittered ominously in the shifting gleams of the hissing pile. Never for a moment did he pause in his labor, appa rently unmindful of the force of the wind, which at that elevated point, swept with resistless fury along the bluff, with no object to ward off its force or temper its intensity. Rooted to the spot, fascinated by some awe some power he could not overcome, with a creeping sensation down his spine, and bis hair bristling with unspeakable terror, Hugh clung to a bending clump of half-stunted shrubbery, bereft of power to speak or move. A blinding flash of lightning enveloped land and sea—followed by an appalling crash of thunder, while above the booming breakers echoed a wail of more than mortal agony, min gled with wrending timbers, crashing spars and a succession of unmistakable sounds, announc ing the wreck and destruction of the strange craft, lured to its ruin by the devilish glare of the false beacon. A scream of unearthly laugh ter rang out above the din of the tempest. At the same instant the blazing pile, with one con vulsive upheaval ot flame, disappeared, leaving naught behind to mark its existence. Out through the polished lenses of the tower burst forth the powerful gleams of Spaniard’s Bay light, burning with its accustomed steadfast ness, while Hugh, recovering in a measure his equanimity, rubbed his spray bespattered face, gazing upward and about him in a state of un certainty aud bewilderment, which had sup planted to some extent the eerie sensation of terror under which he had at first labored. What it could all mean was more than he could fathom, but that he was awake, in posses sion of his senses, had not been dreaming or deceived by an overwrought imagination, he was well assured. The reports from the guns had been loud enough to have been heard over the entire extent of the island, but upon refer ring the matter to Mr. Tobbs, who was in too much pain to think of slumbering, ouside of his anxiety and distress of mind, that individual advised Hugh to lie down for an hour and take a nap. “ You are unused to this business, sir, and have imagined the guns firing. Maybe the boom ol the surf misled ye. But lam sure, had such been the case, I should have not failed to have heard them, and not a sound out of the way has disturbed me. The light will not re quire trimming until midnight, so take a snooze in the arm-chair there, and I’ll call ye.” Staggered, but far from convinced, that all he had board and seen was a myth, a creation of excited fancy; at the same time shrinking from relating the incidents of the night’s ad venture, which his own strong common sense repelled as impossible and improbable. Re moving bis wet clothing, Hugh made himself comfortable in a huge arm-chair, enveloped in a blanket, and as he dozed off into an uneasy slumber, his brain was busy pondering over the weird scene he had witnessed. Argue as he would, the conviction grew stronger each moment that he had viewed the wreck and de struction of the Spanish galleon, as it had oc curred one hundred years ago. There was a sensation ot extreme chilliness in the apartment when Hugh opened his eyes. The blanket had slipped from his shoulders, the wood fire had grown dim in the fireplace, while the lamp was shrouded in complete darkness. Naught was hoard but the deep, regular breath ing of Mr. Tobbs, who had at last found refuge from his misery m sleep, and the solemn, mon otonous tick, tick of the regulation clock, situ ated on the narrow mantel. Slowly, almost imperceptibly, the darkness of the room merged into a pale, silvery light, through which a dim, shadowy figure gradually assumed shape and proportions, which Hugh had no trouble in recognizing as the one who had fed the flames of the false beacon. He had on the same enormous sea boots, baggy pants and light fitting blouse which he bad witnessed before, while the dark, scowling features, shaded by a wide-spreading hat, wore an ex pression at once ferocious and horrible, mingled with malignity. It seemed to Hugh that an iceberg was clos ing him in on all sides, freezing his very life blood and almost arresting the pulsations of his heart, as be strove to cry out, to arouse Mr. Tobbs. But the effort was futile; not a muscle could he move, while the shadowy figure be fore him seemed to assume more definite shape in the ghastly gloaming by which it was sur rounded. Slowly, even majestically, the apparition raised its arm, as if to claim attention from the unhappy mortal it was torturing with its pres ence. Its eyes appeared to glow with super natural fire, fixed apparently upon some object far distant, while a hollow, but distinct voice reached Hugh’s ear with a subdued cadence, as if coming from a great distance. “Mortal, shrink not from the trial you have voluntarily sought by your own choosing. You sigh for the hidden treasure, and expressed a desire to relieve the tortured spirit, who, for one hundred years, has been, doomed to watch over the scene of his crime by night and suffer by day. You have summoned me from the dark shades, and long have I awaited your com ing. To absolve me irom the wickedness of my earthly career, to free me from the vigil of watching o’er the hidden treasure, remains your task, and you have said you required no second bidding. So be it, and the treasure shall be yours. Remove my bones to solid earth; grant me a Christian burial, and I shall cease to haunt this earth; my spirit will at last find rest. Falter, fail or neglect to carry out the in structions I impsrt, an 1 death shall be your por tion. Como, we have began bravely; follow me, and then farewell.” The figure beckoned, turned and glided slowly onward, surrounded by the phosphorescent i glow, which imparted sufficient light for Hugh to follow his gruesome guide. A power which Hugh could not control, im pelled him forward and he followed, keeping within the pale of the mysterious light, which glowed with increased brilliancy in the open air. The gale had apparently subsided, although ' the condition of land and sea was a matter of i secondary consideration to Hugh as he threaded his way down the bluff, along the beach, and turned his face seaward until the shadowy guide halted on a ridge of sand far beyond the limits of low water mark. “ Here lies the treasure ’neath your feet,” murmured the afar off voue. “The tide ebbs and flows twice in twenty-four hours above it. but mark the spot well—for you shall be enabled to roach it. Notice yon tree iu line with the tower, and that hillock of sand opening out by the corner o! the wood. Forget it not, I conjure you. '1 his was once dry land, and I constructed a vault—wherein to deposit the treasure, but a tidal wave surprised me ere all was completed, the stone designed for the opening was thrown over it—imprisoning me with the gold in that tomb of my own construction. From year to year, the action of the sea has encrouched upon the sandy beach, until the treasure was beyond the hand of man. It remains lor you to claim it, to free the unhappy spirit who has known no rest beyond the grave, and whose punishment will have removed from the golden ingots all sin that otherwise would have been the heritage of the unhappy finder. But I must tarry no longer, heed ye my words, and fail not, or my doom shall assuredly be yours. Mortal, fare well—remember.*' “ Hugh, Mr. Graham, I say! wake np, good gracious man, you have got the nightmare,” and Mr. Tobbs shouted, causing the sleeper to leap hurriedly to his leet, rubbing his eyes and gazing timidly about him. “ You must have been having a bad dream sir, irom the way you were going on. But I had to rouse you out, for its time to look alter the light. Sorry to trouble you though.” The hurricane was still raging, and when daylight dawned showed but little signs of abating. Hugh had ample time to study and ponder over the strange revelations of the night previous, and could not bring himself to believe that it was all a delusion. He made a confidant ol his wife, who at first was disposed to ridicule the entire matter, as the result of an overwrought brain, but was not unwilling that Hugh should investigate the submerged sand bar, if an opportunity should occur. The action of the wind had so operated upon the water that large tracts of land were exposed to the sun, which smiled forth after the storm, that had not been above water within the memory of Mr. Tobbs, who was still confined to his bed. The assistant on account of the high sea running had been unable to return to his post, leaving Hugh the opportunity he des red to prosecute the search with no one to interfere in the investigation. No time was lost, the first favorable opportu nity seized, and remembering well the bearings bo vividly impressed upon him, Hugh got the marks in line, and boldly commenced work on the hard, irregular surface of the sandspur. In less than half an hour his iron crowbar struck with a clang against some hard surface. Spurred on by excitement, he plied the shovel with such effect that a stone, worn smooth and polished like ivory, from the action of the sea, was exposed to his startled gaze. The balance ia soon related. A small vault, lined with a rude species of cement, made irom pulverized oyster shells, was revealed, in which was packed a portion ot the treasure that once had been on board the Spanish galleon. Stretched across the shining mass of wealth was the skeleton of what once had been a large man, and by its side rested a rusty and notch ed blade—of heavy and cumbersome propor tions. Hugh did not waste much time in wonder ment or speculation. He was apprehensive lest he migjjt be swallowed up by some stray ti dal wave—and share the fate of him who had •q long kept watch over the gold* The warning • of what might be expected in case of failure spurred Hugh on to fresh efforts, and with more haste than reverence, he bundled the . damp, mouldering bones together, put them in i a bag, depositing them on the beach, and as the i sun had declined in the west, the vault had i been emptied of its contents, and all traces of , the pirates’ treasure carefully hid away in the i cottage. > The succeeding day, Mr. Tobb’s assistant re turned to his post of duty, and no little trouble he experienced in reaching the usual landing 1 w hich lio was compelled to drag after hiffi. But during the night'a fearful roar ing and rushing of waters was heard, followed by a reverberating shock felt all over the isl and, and the next morning revealed the tide fully up to its accustomed level. As for Hugh, the bones of the sailor were carefully lowered into a grave ’neath the shade of the mighty live oaks, and the little lady read the impressive services of the Episcopal church over the remains—which Hugh devoutly hoped would satisfy the old fellow. No doubt it did -—for in the succeeding years of a long and hap py life, neither Hugh, his wile, or children, were ever troubled by the slightest manifesta tions traceable to a supernatural agency. NEATLY RONE. BY AN EXZREBEL. During the retreat of Lee’s army from the field oi Gettysburg to the Potomac a great effort was made by the officers to prevent straggling, but it would have required an officer to a man to have carried out the programme successfully. We had been beaten and felt discouraged and reckless. Wo were on short rations, the weather was dismal, and the rank and file were in no mood to be nagged by strict discipline. The command to which I belonged left Gettys burg about ten o’clock at night, and for the first three hours the men were kept well in hand under the impression that wo were only chang ing positions to secure an advantage over the Federate. As daylight broke and we realized that we were on the way home, squads and individuate broke away at every opportunity to forage for a breakfast. In company with two private soldiers belonging in my* company 1 slipped away from the column about sunrise, and, while a black looking thunder storm seemed close at hand, we bolted into a piece of woods by the roadside and then struck for a highway running at right-angles, and on which we could make out three or four farm houses. We selected the first or nearest, and as we entered the gate a woman opened the door and stood waiting for us to approach. She knew we were Confederates and asked many questions concerning the battle, and did not attempt to conceal the fact that she was a thorough Union ist and an ardent hater of Jeff. Davis. “ Nevertheless,” she added as-she turned to go in, “ you men are not altogether to blame, and you shall havo a bite to eat as soon as 1 can get it.” We went around to the back door, laid aside our guns and accoutrements, and had a good wash up iu the rain barrel. Tiien we set down on the grass to wait for breakfast, the odor of which came out to us. But for the suggestion of one ot my comrades everything would have gone well. Not far from us was a stone smoke-house, and through the partly open door we could see pieces of meat hanging from the ratters. He suggested that we further investi gate, with a view ot “gobbling” some of the meat as we left, and we got up and went straight to the house and entered it. There were two hams and two side pieces banging up, and at the back end of tho building, which was about 12x12, was a barrel filled with old rag carpet, on top ot which was a setting hen. As we came near she began to exhibit the usual character istics, and we were having considerable fun at her expense, when the door was shut with a bang and we heard the rattle of a chain and padlock. It was a close, dark place, and it was a minute or two before we reached the door and understood the situation. We began to kick and shout, and presently the woman’s voice replied: “ It’s no use trying to get out 1 You are my prisoners, and kicking won’t do any good !” How nice and soft, we talked to her, but it was no go. Then we swore arid blustered, but she only laughed at us. After awhile she passed us some bread and butter through one ot the ven tilators, followed by a cupful of water, aud there we remained all day, all night and up to 8 o’clock next morning, when we were turned over to tho Union cavalry. TWO HUNDRED YE iRS AGO. MACAULAY’S~HISIOR¥ OF ENG LAND FOR THAT PERIOD. (From Tid-Bits,) The population of England 200 years ago was about 5,000,000; at last census England and Wales numbered 25,974,430; the whole of the British Isles, 35,241,482; Great Britain, her colonies and dependencies, 310,225,000. In this connection the following extracts from Lord Macaulay s history will be read with interest: “ Many thousands of s juare miles, now rich in corn land and meadows, were then moors overgrown with furze or fens abandoned to wild ducks. A large portion ot the country north of the Trent, down to the eighteenth century, was in a state of barbarism. In Northumberland bloodhounds were kept to track robbers. The Judges on circuit, with the sheriff and armed retainers, had to carry their provisions with them, for, between Newcastle and Carlisle, was a wilderness which afforded no supplies, and was full of danger. The amount of money raised by taxation was very much smaller than at present, the oppres sive chimney tax being a chief source of income. At Endfield, hardly out of the sight of London, was a region of five and twenty miles in circum ference which Contained only three houses and scarcely any inclosed fields. Deer, as free as in American forests, wandered there by thousands. “Wild animate were numerous. The last wok that roamed our island was slain in Scot land before the close of the reign of Charles IL In 1696, only 2,000,000 of quarters of wheat were grown, the strongest clay soil being selected lor the purpose, and the produce was consumed only by persons in easy circumstances. “ The cultivation of the turnip had been lately introduced, but these were not used lor animate; therefore, in seasons when grass was ssarce, it was no easy matter to keep cattle and sheep alive. “They were killed and salted in great num bers at the beginning of the cold weather, and during several months oven the gentry tasted scarcely any animal food except game and river fish. The sheep and cattle at that time were very diminutive, and our native horses, though serviceable, were held in sm-ll esteem and fetched low prices—about fifty shillings each. Most of the iron used in this country at that time was imported, and coal was used for do mestic purposes only. “The income of country gentlemen was hot : more than one-fourth of what it now is, and they seldom left their homes even to go to Lon don. The yeomanry of the period are de scribed as an eminently manly and true-hearted race, about 160,000 in number, with an average income of from £6O to £7O a year. Their num ber was then greater than of those who farmed , the lands ot others. “No canals had been dug and during a great part of the year most of the roads were im passable for vehicles. The judges were unani mously of opinion that by the common law ot England no man not authorized by the crown had a right to publish political news. “Four-fiiths of the common people were em ployed in agriculture a fonrpence a day with food—eightpence without food. Four shillings a week was considered a fair average wage. “ An English mechanic could exact a shilling a day—hand-loom weavers had been reduced to sixpence a day. Bricklayers were employed for the most part only in Summer at half a crown a day; plumbers, three shillings. “The great majority of the nation lived al most entirely on rye, barley and oats. Almost all essential articles were dearer then than now—sugar, salt, candles, soap, shoes and gen erally all articles of bedding. Blankets were unknown until 1705. The class below the la borer and the artisan, one-fourth of the whole population, depended upon parochial relief, having no other means of living. SOMETHING TO STUDY. PROVERBS RELATING TO CLOUDS There cen be no doubt that those who observe the clouds can make pretty shrewd guesses as to the weather (or the next twenty-four hours. Proverbs relatiug to clouds are very numerous, and we give a few oi those which are applicable at this time ot the year. Anvil-shaped clouds are very likely to be fol lowed by a gale of wind. If the sky becomes darker, without much rain and divides into two layers ot clouds, expect sudden gusts of wind. Brassy-colored clouds in the west at sunset indicate wind. It you see clouds going cross wind, there is a ■torm in the air. When on clear days isolated clouds drive over the zenith from the rain-wind side, storm and rain iollow within twenty-four hours. If the clouds bo of different bights, the sky being grayish or dirty blue, with hardly any wind stirring, the wind, however, changing from west to south, expect storm. Black clouds in the north in Winter indicate approaching snow. If on a fair day in Winter a white bank of clouds arise in the south, expect snow. Small black clouds drifting Irom the south west is a sign of rain. If in Winter the clouds appear fleecy, with a very blue sky, expect cold rain or Buow. If clouds be dark 'Twill rain, do you hark ? If clouds be bright, 'Twill clear to-night. If a layer of thin clouds drive up from the northwest, and under other clouds moving more to the south, expect tine weather. Clouds in the east, obscuring the sun, indicate fair weather. If the sky beyond the clouds is blue, Be glad, there is a picnic for you. If clouds at the same hight drive up with the wind and gradually become thinner and de scend, expect line weather. Enough blue sky in tho northwest to make a Scotchman a jacket, is a sign of approaching clear weather. When the clouds hang on the mountain side after a rain, and the sun shines on top of the mountains, the storm is over. i A Physician’s Experience in Persia. —Says the St, James’s Gazette: At last, in a re r mote suburb, we came to the house of the Syud. i A ragged fellow, the doorkeeper, looked at us superciliously. I followed the guide, though he had failed to give the usual invitation to en ter. Through the vast house we went—bare enough for a caravanserai, and big enough, too. At last we reached an empty room. There was no carpet, no sign of chair or seat. I flung my self upon the raised window ledge, astonished and indignant; for discourtesy is rare indeed in Persia. The guide disappeared. There was a dead silence, only broken by the hum of a wasp or a bluebottle. Time passed on. At length I became impatient, and began to shout at the lull pitch of my vo ce. Thereupon the guide returned precipitately. “You mustn’t do that,” said he: “you’ll wake the lord.” “Please Heav en I shall. Hoy ! hoy !” The servant’s man ner changed, and he proceeded to conduct me to the holy man’s apartment, a plain room and almost sordid. The saint was polite enough in his speech, but he did not rise on his visitor’s entrance nor did he even offer a cushion to the infidel doctor. Now, to stand would be to put myself in the position of a servant or a suppli ant; so I flung myself at full length upon tho carpets. Hereupon the holy man pretended that his want of civility had been unintentional. Then the doctor saw his patient —that is, a piece of her. A young lady thrust a plump arm out from under a largo vaiL Then, taking care that naught but her lips should be visible, she put out her tongue. A prescription was writ ten, and I retired, having been well laughed at by a crowd of vailed women who formed the hadji’s seraglio. Arab and Persian Horses. — Says “Blackwood’s Magazine:” The general run’of Arabs are, no doubt, first-rate horses, as far as they go, for military purposes, but they are too small to mount satisfactorily any but native cav alry. There are, of course, exceptional animals which have size and power enough for anything, but they are so few that they may be left out of the general estimate which we take of the race. For any soldier whose weight is such that ho can be mounted on an Arab, he will be found the hardiest, soundest and most docile of war horses. He will do an enormous amount of work on very little and very indifferent food, and will always bear himself well and hand somely. In one point only is he, more than other horses, susceptible of disease, and that is his oye, which is liable to cataract. His great characteristic is his undaunted pluck, which is never more clearly shown than when by any chance he is ill, when all veterinary surgeons will allow that he is a most admirable patient, resisting and throwing off the effects of illness or treatment in away that no horse of another race can equal. Persian horses have always been found among the most generally useful remounts in India, and they take their place both in the ranks of cavalry and in gun teams. They have more power and size than Arabs, with much of the same constitutional good qualities, and—a matter of great importance to the State—they are generally cheaper in price. The French Vintage.—Th© story of the last French vintage is one of terrible disas ter, owing to that dreaded insect pest, the phyl loxera. In the last three years, the vintages have decreased at a greater rate than 100,000,- 000 gallons per annum; and it now appears that a large proportion of the vintage of 1886 was produced from dry raisins and the dregs of the first and second press. Among the variety of remedies that have been proposed to get rid of this dreaded pest, one only is said to be really effectual, and that is, inundating the plants in the month of November, and continuing that operation for at least forty days. For a great many successive years this has been done at a certain vineyard near Avignon; but here there happens to be plenty of water available from the Durance Canal. Other vineyards are not so well off, and that mode of treatment is inappli cable. Among the chemicals tried, carbon bi sulphide seems to be the most effectual; but it is considered that a great deal might be done by killing the swarms of insects before they..take the wing. It has been estimated that the loss to the French vineyards already exceeds the cost of the Franco-German war, and no one can say with any certainty when the plague will cease. It is to be hoped that the authorities will give their serious attention to a subject of such great importance to the country, and that a commis sion will be appointed which will be able to deal with it in a satisfactory manner. Sun and Earth.—The volume of the sun is about one million three hundred that of the earth. To give some idea of this difference let us make a tew comparisons of some familiar objects. For instance, let the sun be represent ed by a man weighing one hundred and ninety pounds. In a pound avoirdupois there are seven thousand grains, and this multiplied into one hundred and ninety gives us one million three hundred and thirty thousand. Now a grain may be represented by the kernel of wheat —which was, in fact, tho original of the grain weight. So you have on the one hand the sun, represented by a large man, and on the other the earth by a grain of wheat. If the sun were vain of his complexion hs might wear a little black patch on his chin, a little larger perhaps than the earth. Or the earth might be a very small horse-fly, sitting on bis bald pate. The earth would not be half large enough to make the sun a collar-button. A man may gain three to five pounds a week. Should the sun increase his weight in like ratio, it would take a hundred such bodies as our earth to make him a break fast. It the sun were taking medicine, the earth, sugar-coated, would be only a very small pill. Put a mustard seed by a pumpkin, take an apple and prick it with a needle, and you will have further illustrations of what these figures mean. A Drove of Cows Tobogganing. — Says the Altoona, Pa., Tribune: A rare and amusing incident occurred on Saturday last. The Messrs. Everhart own a large farm on the road leading from Newport to New Bloomfield, Perry county, and a short distance from the latter place. They keep a large number of cat tle, and on the day m question the bovines were roaming about in one of the fields in which there are a number of high hills, and these lat ter wore covered with ice,which rendered them as slippery as glass. Along the top of one of these hills the cattle were moving along slowly when one of the cows slipped and fell,|buttobog gan-like never stopped until she landed at Abe bottom. Then another and another followed suit until five or six had performed a similar leat. It remained lor the last ot the cows to perform the crowning feat. She sat down on her hind legs and erecton her lore feet and started down the incline. All went well until near the bottom of the hill, when her front feet caught in the ice, causing her to perform an acrobatic feat which would make a gymnast turn green with envy. The cattle seemed to en joy the impromptu slide and when they brought up at the base of the hill would gingerly get on their feet and move off as though it was nothing unusual. Altogether it was an amusing sight. Co>focius’s Home Destroyed.—A re cent conflagration in a remote Chinese village destroyed the ancestral home of the family oi Confucius, with all its contents, texts on stone, commentaries, wondrous carvings in jade and alabaster, priceless jars of porcelain, jewels and precious metal work, in brief one of the most remarkable literary and artistic museums in the world, containing as it did nearly every extant memorial ol the great teacher, in that building, erected about COO B. C., generation after generation, the male heirs of the Chinese philosopher have dwelt in unbroken line for 2,500 years, bearing the title of dukes. With every other family in China, a nobleman’s rank must always be lower than that of his ancestors; for no true Confucian would presume to stand higher than bis grandfather, father, or his elder brother. In the illustrious “ House of Con fucius,” however, the lofty title of duke passes unchanged, except when emperor after emperor adds by royal decree some new phase«of honor to the name and line of the famous philosopher. Fishes Out of Water.—There are several species of fish which are much more at home out o' their natural element than any specimens of the human race are in water. The climbing perch (Anabas Scan dens; is a remarka ble example, found in Asia. This singular crea ture appears much like other perch, but is en dowed with an extraordinary power of leaving failing streams, climbing the banks, and pro ceeding over dry land in quest of better filled water-courses. Hundreds of them have been seen at u distance of fifty or sixty yards from a pool just abandoned, and they were still travel ing, though the ground was so rough that this distance must have required sufficient muscular exertion to take them halt a mile over level ground. Some writers even assert that this fish is capable of climbing the rough stems of palm trees. The fishermen of the Ganges, who subsist largely on climbing perch, are accustomed to keep them in dry earthern pans for five or six days after catching, and they live this strange life without apparent discomfort. Nicked-Plated Cooking Vessels. — In Australia, an order has been issued which for bids the sale of cooking vessels plated with nickel. It is said that vinegar and other acids used in cooking dissolve the metal to a certain extent, and that even so small a quantity as one-seventh of a grain will cause vomiting and other unpleasant and dangerous symptoms. In deed, the salts of nicked may be looked upon as being more poisonous than those of copper. Fraud Somewhere. — The Bad Ax (Mich.) Democrat says : Several months ago an ageut ior a safe company meandered into Bad Ax and concluded several sales. Last week the agent for another company took in the town and astonished the purchasers by convincing them with jacknile and gimlet that they bad safes with a lining of wood, a filling of a sort of mud, and an iron covering outside as thick as a knife blade. A German-American Dinner. — A Washington dinner given by a regresentative of a Pennsylvania German constituency, consisted of noodle soup, sauer-kraut, koodle-fletch, sebnitts and knef, with a thirty-pound turkey and unlimited potations. The American citizens and rulers probably went home feeling thor oughly Teutonic. There is something soft and tender in the fall of a single snow-flake, but it always re minds us to look after our bottle of Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup—our old stand-by m the days of coughs and colds—lor we have always found it reliable. A New Process of Tempering Steel. —The Louisville Courier-Journal publishes a report of tests made in presence oi one of its staff of a new process for hardening and tem ' pering steel, by which hardness and elasticity i are carried forward in combination. A drift I madeot the new steel penetrated in forty min ules a steel safe-plate warranted to resist any | burglar drill for twelve hours. A pen-knife tempered by the process cut the stem of a steel key,readily, and with the same blade tho in ventor shaved the hairs on his arm, and a num ber of other interesting and successful teste were made. The Inventor is a young black smith, who has been experimenting with the process ior years, and claims that the temper ing is conducted without expense or skilled la bor. He has also a now process for converting iron into steel at sm til expense. He claims to be able to make steel plate so elastic and hard as to turn a ball fired from the heaviest guu ever constructed. The invention is a secret, not having been patented, and a company has been incorporated to push it, with the Hon. Charles Godshaw as general manager. It ia intended to call the at’ention of the Navy De partment to the discovery, and ask for lacil.ties to test steel made by the process. Queer Method of Settling a Dis pute.—Says the Houston (Toxas) Post: A man by the name of Gibson, who lives in Falls county, went to Marlin and got full. He was arrested lor drunkenness, and the usual fine imposed by the Mayor. The man told tho Mayor that he had only a few dollars, and his family needed it very badly. He wanted to know if he could not submit to a whipping and be allowed to keep his money. The Mavor told Mr. Gibson that his costs were *3.7o,and he would take that amount “out of bis hide.” “How many will you strike mo?” said Mr. The Mayor said ten. This was agreed upon, bnt Mr. Gibson re used to strip. His Honor took a board, and, bending Gibson over a chair, proceeded to take out his costs. The City Mar shal then offered to take out his costs the same way, but Mr. Gibson said no. and paid up and wont home. Being Excavated.—The great Egyp tian Sphinx is being gradually excavated,'the work having been going on for the past twelve months. At present the entire front of the great stone monster has been bared, together with its chest and the space between Its pawe. In addi tion to this, the altar in frontof the Sphinx, with the platform upon which it rests, is once more open to the eky. A fine flight of steps about lorty feet in width lies between the Sphinx and the largo pyramid plateau. These steps were described by Pliny, and wore uncovered in 1817, but have been hidden for the past seventy years. It is believed by many that this remarkable monument of antiquity stands in the midst of a huge and artificial amphitheatre hewn out of the solid rock; and it is considered to be, if not actually prehistoric, at all events the most an cient monument in the land of Egypt. A Town Held in Pawn. —lt may not be generally known that the little seaport town of Wismar, in the Baltic, is virtually in the same position as Montagne Tigg’s shirt—namely, at the pawnbroker s. It was ia 1803 that Sweden pawned the town to the Duchy of Mecklenberg for a round sum of money. It waa then stipu lated that the town should be restored to Swe den at the end of a century, provided the sum lent, together with interest, were paid back to Mecklenberg. Tho sum is now said to amount to several bandied million marks, and appa rently there is little chance of Wismar being able to pay it at the date fixed. treaty has lain dormant in the archives of th© municipality ever since it was made, up to the other day, when, apropos of the concession of some land to the custom authorities, it was ex humed for legal purposes. * To Behove Warts.—Savs the Medical Pecord: It is now fairly established that the common wart, which is so unsightly and often proliferous on the hands and face, can be easily removed by small doses of sulphate magnesia taken internally. M. Colrat, of Lyons, has drawn attention to this extraordinary fact. Several children treated with three-grain doses ot Epsom salts, morning and evening, were promptly cured. M. Aubers ekes the case of a woman whose free was disfigured by these ex crescences, and who was cured in a month by a dram and a half of magnesia taken daily. ■ An other medical man reports a case of very large warts, which disappeared in a fortnight from the daily administration of Un grains ol the salts. Tobacco in South Carolina.—A year ago the Agricultural Depar ment of South Caro lina, impressed by the fact that constant fail ures of cotton, the only money were re ducing many farmers to poverty, determined to experiment with tobacco. Farmers were ap pointed in every county, and paid to make ex periments, a premium being offered for the best sample. The samples were sent in, and a to bacco expert has just examined them and award ed the prizes. Darlingion, Richland and Lan caster Counties won the first, second and third prizes. The expert says the best tobao c is as fine as he ever saw, and cannot be sur passed, and that the average is better than usual experiments produce. Meteoric Thunder.—The mo.st rapid cannon-shots, according to M. Hirn, scarcely reach a speed of 2*600 feet per second, while meteorites penetrate the air at the rate of twen ty-five or thirty miles, and even more, per sec ond. With this velocity, tho air is at once raised to a temperature ot 7,000 to 10,000 degrees, and the meteorite’s surface is torn away by atmos pheric friction and vaporized by the heat. The sounds produced from the whistling of a bullet to the crash and roll of thunder. They are explained by th s author as resulting from tho rush of air to fill the gap in the rear rather than from actual explosion, being analogous to thunder after lightning. Sleeping in the Snow.—A Nevada newspaper says that a citizen recently saw two Piute bucks dig a hole in a snow bank, get into it, and wrap themselves in a single blanket, preparatory to a night’s rest. In tho morning he saw no signs of tho Indians, but a mound of snow marked the spot where they wont.to bed. He was sure that they had frozen during, tho cold night, and prep rod to dig out tho bodies; but the first thrust of the shovel brought the bucks to their feet, with grunts of disgust. In stead of being frozen they were moist with per spiration. An Archjeologtcal Discovery.—ln clearing away behind the Templo of Hadrian at Athens, the foundations of a templo to Pluto have been discovered in tho rock of the Acropo lis. Three natural caves have been found, and in them three fine sculptures. One is a statue of a draped man with bare breast and long flow ing hair. Another, about three feet long, con sists of two reliefs, one compartment showing Pluto and his wife m Hades seated at a table. The third piece is a fragment containing well carved heads of tho same deities. An Astronomical Puzzle.—The. euririi ous “canals” on the surface of Mars are like nothing else known, and still remain .unex filained. They are seen as nearly straight ines, and appear like cuttings, with parallel sides, extending from sea to Bea cress 'the plan et's continents. They are about fifieen miles wide. They were discovered a few years ago by Schiaparelli, an Italian astronomer, and their existence has since been confirmed by sev eral other observers. A French Panacea for Griff. —A Frenchman advises any one whe is unhappy about anything to go into his room and comfort himself with a good cry. He says tbat.groaning and crying will serve more than anything else to allay grief, and tolls of a man who "once* re duced his pulse from 126 to 60 in the course of a few hours by giving lull vent to his emotions. It Was the Rats.—When a farmer of Washington county, Illinois, the other day went into a smoke-house which had not been opened for six months, he was surprised to find about fifteen bushels o wheat piled iu one corner. It had been brought there by rats, from the bin of a neighboring farmer, whose wheat was fifteen bushels short. aaana—a—aKfegsßi mwii’i'w rnansaa It is Absurd For people to expect a cure for Indiges tion, unless they refrain from eating what is unwholesome ; hut if anything will sharpen the appetite and give tone to the digestive organs, it is Ayer’s Sar saparilla. Thousands all over the land testify to the merits of this medicine. Mrs. Sarah Burroughs, of 248 Eighth street, South Boston, writes : “My hus band has taken Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, for Dyspepsia and torpid liver, and has been greatly benefited.” A Confirmed Dyspeptic. C. 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