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coming i-ome to roost. You may take the world as it comes and goes. And you will be sure to find That fate will square tn© account she owes, Whoever comes out behind'; /And ail things bad that a man has done. By whatsoever induced, Return at last to him. on© by ono, As the chickens come home to roost. You may scrape and toil and pinch and save, While your hoar led wealth exp > nds, 'Till the cold, dark shadow of the grave la nearing your life’s last sands; You will have your balance struck some night, And you 11 find your hoard reduced; 'You’ll view your life in another light When the chickens come home to roost. 'You can stint your soul and starve your heart With the husks of a barren creed. •Rut Christ will know if you ►play a part, . Will know in your hour of need; | And tbrn as you wait for death to coma h What hope oan there be deduced ■ From crt*ed alone ? you will lie there dumb ’ While your chickens come home to roost. •Sow as you will, there’s time to reap. For the good and bad as well. * And conscience, whether wo wake or sleep, Is either a heaven or hell. And every wrong will find its place. And every pafsion loosed Drifts back and meets you face to face— When the chickens come home to roost, Whether you’re over or under the sod The result will be the same; You cannot escape the hand of God, You must bear your sin or shame; No matter what’s carved on a marble slab. When the items are all produced You’d find that St. Peter was keeping "tab,** And that chickens come homo to roost —Chicago Inter- Ocean, t!SE£!SXXS!S!3SSB3SSZSSSS3EXZ3SKS%jSI JOHN DAVIDSON. THE STORY OF AN INVENTOR. CHAPTER I. Miss Victoria Egerton sat in a secluded cor ,z nor of a ball-room, somewhat discontentedly scanning the laces of ths dancers just now pacing and circling, to the music of a string band, through the figures of the lancers. Sud denly she raised herself a little and looked steadily over to the door, her expression slowly brightening into interest. Jt was a large ball for a private one, and there were plonVy of pretty faces to be seen at it, but there was certainly not ono other so pretty or so lull ol subtle fascination as Miss Egerton’s. Tbs ball was being held at the house of Mrs. Hattley, an elder sister of Misa Egerton’s, in the suburbs of a large manufacturing town. The older of the two sisters, although of course an Egertou like Victoria—granddaughter of an eurl and second eouain to some of the oldest families in England—had, on receiving an offer of marriage from Mr. Hattley, the famous millionaire cotton-spinner, some tew years ago, gladly accepted it. Victoria had first been horri y lied, and then had tried to laugh her sister out of her resolution. The two girls were at the time living on the bounty of a maiden aunt in London. It was not nice, living on any aunt’s bounty, the elder Bister argued very sensibly. And then she was distinctly plain. Victoria had considered in dignantly that any Egerton could do better than this. So a storm had raged between them for a little while, the aunt unexpectedly sup porting Victoria, but it all ended in Sophia .Egerton accepting the offer. Mr. Hattley, a plain-mannered, middle-aged man, had, to tell the truth, waited very com placently for his answer, of course, knowing nothing of the storm. To do Victoria justice, it was more on account of the man’s being so decidedly middle-aged and of such distinctly I plain manners, than for anything else, that she had objected. Sophia was not pretty, but she was a sparkling, spirited girl of twenty. The a Egerton women were always spirited. How ever, in spite of this opposition, the marriage bad taken place, and then Mr. Hattley and Sophia had gone to settle down in Bremingly, - and Victoria, with the maiden aunt, had started lor a town in Germany. After two years in the German town and another year traveling hither and thither, Victoria had come on a long visit to A Bremingly to her sister s. In the carriage, on F the way from the railway station, Mrs. Hattley had promised her young sister some pleasant society. t “It isn’t a nice town,” laughed the girl, glancing out at the smoky atmosphere, “ but I’m glad it contains nice people.” “ Oh, I hardly know any of sAe?n,” answered Mrs. Hattley-, drawing herself up a little. I re ferred to the people who are staying with me.” “And how does Mr. Hattley like that?” said Victoria, after staring lor a moment at her sis ter. “I don’t know, I’m sure,” replied Mrs. Hatt ley, still more stiffly.” “ Well. Sophia,” said the girl, as they got out at the. portico of Mr. Hattley’s palatial resi r dence, “ I will only remark that when you began so sensibly by marrying Mr. Hattley, it was a pity you did not continue in the same path.” Then, soon after this home-poming, had fol lowed tl‘?c Lail. As Victoria sat thus, with her head a little raised, looking earnestly over at the door, Mrs. Hattley came up unobserved and touched her on the shoulder. “ Absorbed in your mania, as usual, Victoria,” she said, a little grimly, but casting a quick, loving glance into the girl’s beautiful face—she adored her younger sister. Victoria had never been without a mania of one sort or another since the days of her child hood, It was part of her nature always to be , enthusiastic over something. About a year ago she had chanced on a passion for phrenol ogy and physiognomy. During this year she had probably read at least half the books that ever wore written on the subjects, and claimed, beside, to have made several important discov eries on her own account. Mrs. Hattley complained that this mania was ir more grievous than any of the others, for it not only exceeded them in power, but actually ap peared to be growing stronger as it became old er. Victoria started delightedly round at Mrs. Hattley’s touch on her shoulder. “Sophia,” she said, in a quick undertone, " who is the young man standing in that nearest doorway : Ho has just come in.” “In the nearest doorway,” repeated Mrs. Hattley, turning to look. “Oh,’rather indif ferently, “ that is John Davidson.” She studied him in the same absorbed way for a moment longer. i “A most remarkable lorehead, Sophia,” she said, energetically; “a forehead which may prove exceedingly serviceable to me in many ways. Please go round and bring John David son here. ' Mrs. Hattley attempted, as usual, to remon strate. “It is really perfectly ridiculous, Victoria. Beside, I saw you dancing with Sir Archibald. Where is he?” “ If you don’t go and secure John Davidson,” said the girl, still furtively watching, “ he may escape nie. I know every line of Sir Archi bald’s face, and each line is more uninteresting than the other. I sent him away to look for my fan. 1 shall not dance again to-night.” A few minutes later, with a somewhat indif ferent grace, Mrs. Hattley, a little flushed by ‘ her repeated incursions about the outskirts of the lancers, returned with the young man from the doorway. “ Mr. John Davidson—Miss Egerton,” she in troduced, frigidly. “How do you do, Mr. John Davidson? Sit down,” said Victoria, and there was so much eagerness in her tone that Mrs. Hattley, already sweeping haughtily away, shivered as if from _X a sudden chill. This was the very last time, she aaid to herself, that she should ever encourage Victoria in her mania. The young man had meanwhile sat down as requested, a little surprised at the warmth of his reception. He had not merely, as Miss Egerton had said, a remarkable forehead— every one of his clear-cut, strongly-marked fea tures was equally so. Just as Miss Egerton was making a hasty study of his profile, he turned and fastened his eyes—gray and steady and piercing—upon her. He had followed Mrs. Hattley, on his side also, with indifference; and first the girl’s face and then her name had struck i him. Of course, this must be Mrs. Hattley’s sis ter—the beautiful Miss Egerton. Yes, and she was very beautiful. Mdanwhile Miss Egerton had made her hur ried study, and now launched headlong into conversation, just as any other young lady, not a physiognomist, might have done. “ What a very disagreeable town Bremingly is,” she remarked. The gray oyea, which had been softening into •an unconscious smile, suddenly clouded. Mr. John Davidson knew all about the views Mrs. Hattley bad as to Bremingly and its people; -and, of course, Miss Egerton was her sister. “I am sorry you think so,” he answered, gravely. He was sorry ; he had been remark u dng what a frank, sympathetic expression the girl had. and it struck him as remarkable that she should bold the same narrow view as Mrs. H attley. She noticed the change of expression in the eyes and understood the reason for it. “Ch, but I was only alluding to the smoke, you know,” she explained, laughing a little, 9 ‘ and even to that in a general sense. In the particular case of Mr. Hattley’s tallest chimney at the manufactory, I rather admire it. I can see the top of that chimney in the distance from my bedroom window, over the trees of the gar den. 1 always rose early abroad, and I have •pot got out of the habit yet, and when I am dressed 1 sit down on the window-sill and medi tate upon the white smoke rising out of that tall red chimney up to the blue, quiet sky. Oh, yes, I was not thinking of what I said. lam very fond of Bremingly. He kept his eyes fixed on her intently; he could not decide whether or not she was laugh ing at him. “ A very good subject for meditation it might fcrovo to you or to anyone. It ought to touch your human sympathies, you know, by making you think of all the deft, patient fingers busy at work at the looms below, and to move the artis tic side of your nature, there is the thought of the looms themselves.” She bent forward eagerly. “ I know I am very hard-hearted, but I seem to lose all recollection of the people just in that .very thought of the flying looms. I picture them to myself with all their vibrating, hurry ing hands, and revolving spokes, and little wheels, and great, silent, big wheels, until I verily seem to be standing in the midst of them. Machinery in motion has all the awe •nspirjng power of eoms of the grand phenom of nature.” The dancers were still pacing to and fro; all the gay dresses glittering in the gaslight; the buzz of talk and laughter mingling with the music. He looked away from the girl straight in among them; for some reason or other she had touched him strangely. “ Yes; that dull droning of the wheels, how often I have listened to it, ’ he said at length, in an entirely new tone of voice. “There is no music on earth capable of moving me more deeply.” “ And yet you are passionately fond of music of other kinds,” she remarked, with a quick look at him. She had found out this from the shape of his brow—but he was not to know that. She was fathoming all the deepest recesses of his nature; she had touched him again. “There is very little good music to be heard in Bremingly/’ he answered, trying to speak in differently. “I run up to London if there is anything particular going on; and I am often abroad.” “ You paint, don’t you?” she inquired, in the same eager way. He almost laughed now, a sudden revulsion of feeling coming to him. The girl was so quick with her questions, she did not even give him time to know his own surprise. “As much as 1 have time for,” ho answered, glancing drolly round at her. “Yes, lam mu sical, and I paint, and I always was a very good arithmetician. But when I have said that, 1 am a.raid I have said about all. 1 hope you are not determined to find out very much more. I am a poor linguist, for instance. What scrapes I got myself into at Antwerp, last week ! And then I have not always a particularly patient temper.” She met his fun-lit eyes with a look as comi cal. “I see; and if I don’t take care I shall begin to try it. That is what you would have me un derstand. By the way, which paintings par ticularly impress you in the Antwerp gal leries ?” For an hour or more Miss Egerton and Mr. John Davidsou, resolute against all interrup tions, sat in this corner and talked of the Ant werp galleries. At the end of that time it was as it they had known each other for years. The same evening, after the ball was over, Mirs. Hattley attempted once more to remon strate a little with her sister. “ Victoria, love,” she said, “I really think Sir Archibald felt that vou had neglected him; and Mr. Beauchamp-Eanuiston simply left the ball-r.om.” But Victoria had been standing at the top of the grand staircase to catch Mrs. Hattley, and she was not to be distracted by such informa tion as this. “Oh, Sophia, I thank you so much for intro ducing me to Mr. John Davidson. 1 have spent a most delightful evening in deciphering his forehead, and have beside discovered several important characteristics about him.” But Mrs. Hattley, with a gesture of impa tience, had already passed on to her room. CHAPTER 11. “ Who is Mr. Davidson?” It was the morning after tlie ball, and Victoria stood, with her walking things ou, fastening her gloves and speaking to her sister, just prepara tory to going out. She had been receiving some commission for a fancy-wool shop, and still held a bundle of flossy silk in her one hand as she buttoned the glove with the other. In the middle of the buttoning she asked the above question. “ Mr. John Davidson, pray,” corrected Mrs. Hattley; “every one always calls him so. You see there is another Mr. Davidson we know, a very important man indeed, not far from Brem ingly. Oh, Mr. John Davidson is really a mere nobody—Mr. Hattley’s manager, in ract. But he has made some important invention regard ing looms, which has brought him into notice, and so, of course, we have to be civil to him. I positively do not understand, Victoria, what you can find so interesting about that young man.” A few minutes later Miss Egerton was wend ing her way along the crowded suburban high road leading into the heart of Bremingly. It was a brilliant August morning, and she had on a cool toilette of somewhat delicate shade. As she came fair into the sunshine of the high road, she put up her parasol with such intense earnestness of manner that an observer would have judged her in great anxiety as to the prob able effect of the sun on her dress. In point of fact, however, she was completely absorbed in a thought of an entirely different nature. She had studied Mr. John Davidson’s lorebead last night very carefully, and yet had failed to decipher the existence of this inventive genius of which she had just heard from Mrs. Hattley. This was very serious. As she walked on thus in profound and par ticularly aweet-looking gravity, she lifted her eyes and became aware that Mr. John Davidsou was just crossing the high-road before her into a side street. His face was turned toward her —a singularly grave expression on it too—and as sho looked he lifted his hat. Obeying a sudden impulse, she made him a somewhat excited little sign to stop. When she had crossed over and found him standing still, grave and a little pale, waiting for her, she felt almost contused, and could not imagine why she had made him stop. “Good morning, Mr. Davidson,” she faltered, with high ten ed color. “Good morning; I hope you are not tired with last night’s dancing. I wonder to see yon out so early.” He was perfectly kind and com posed, looking very neat and gentlemanly in his plain gray clothes, but he was evidently expect ing her to say why she had stopped him. There were some papers in his hand, and after this remark he stood in silence, evidently waiting. But in the one flash ot her disturbed blue eyes up to Mr. John Davidson’s face, Miss Eger ton had recovered confidence. No, she said to herself, she would never have suspected him of this inventive genius; she must, whatever it cost, investigate further. She was writing a paper on this very subject. “I am going this way,” she said, with sweet and easy dignity, and with a little well-bred glance of surprise at his expectant attitude. Then she began walking up the cross-street. Somewhat hurriedly, Mr. John Davidson joined her. Miss Egerton had begun at once again about the Antwerp galleries; and turning her beautiful eyes very frequently round on Mr. Davidson, unheeding the changes in the road, she talked steadily on, amid the dust and heat, upon the same subject. Every time Miss Egerton’s eyes were turned on him, Mr. John Davidson met them. Beau tiful as they were, and sweet, there was a certain scrutinizing look in them which puzzled and a little irritated him. The truth was, he had bean haunted and pursued ever since last night by the recollection of Victoria, but he was a little disappointed in her that she could deliberately have waved him to stop to walk down thia cross street with him. He answered her queries as to the pictures with rather less evident interest than he had exhibited yester day; from time to time even a little stiffly. Per haps, beside everything else, he was the least bit tired of the Antwerp galleries. Meantime, Victoria was so absolutely en wrapped in her vexation at having failed in such an important point of discernment that she was barely conscious of what she was saying. No, no, she would never have known. ’Was this all the progress that a year’s study had brought her ? she asked herself with stern bit terness, an almost tragic express'for the moment flashing into her eyes. She had thought herself a clever physiognomist and phrenolo gist, and here was’a great inventor and she would never have known it. Enthusiastically earnest in her hobby, Victoria’s distress was very real. At last, almost involuntary, she put it into words. “I hear,” she said, suddenly, with a slight quiver in her tone, “that you are an inventor. 1 should never have guessed it.” Mr. John Davidson started and quailed. It was, ot course, an awkward remark ot Vic toria’s, quite unworthy of her. Many and many a time before now, not infrequently in a pause of conversation in some drawing-room, people had said, across the room, to John Davidson, that they understood he was an inventor, add ing an inquiry as to the nature of his invention. 1 But these had been people visibly incapable of comprehending the cruel feeling of lacera tion such dragging forth, with rough grasp, into light, of a delicate and dear idol can cause. He had got into the way of expecting such questions from people of this sort, and of setting > his lips and bracing himself up to answer steadily, but this had descended on him just • now liko a thunderbolt. > All the color flooded his brow; but, before he t had time to reply, a strange, soft sweet change had swept into Victoria’s face. r “Hark,” she said, pausing and holding up her hand in a listening attitude. “Oh, Mr. > Davidson, hark 1” They had just turned, into a narrow, very . quiet lane, only some fifty yards long, a short ; cut between two busy streets. It went in a sort of semi-circle, and at the point where Victoria , had paused, where there was a deserted two- - storied house, came the dull roar of machinery > in motion. t At Miss Egerton’s abrupt call to harken, Mr. . Davidson stood, crossing his arms with a rapid movement and bending his head a little. 2 There was aomething going, some great piece of machinery, louder than all the rest, just in- , side the window, with a thud and a whirl, then , a rasping sound and a whirl again. Slowly Mr. ) Davidson raised his face, all the pain and em r barrassment ot a few moments ago gone from i it, a strange smile hoveriug about his lips, his i eyes slightly dim. “ Yes, I hear,” he said, in a tone with a soft ) ring in it; “it is a fine sound; I have listened to i it before. That is my loom.” He had turned his .ace round, in h : s strange, t ‘slow way, without altering his bent attitude. , Miss Egerton, her beautiful features radiant, i met his eyes. A stranger and softer expression than any flashed into both their faces and was 3 gone. Mies Egerton started and went hurry- - ing down the lane, Mr. John Davidson follow ing her. t Neither of them spoke. Miss Egerton was i trembling—sb.e could not have told why—an J odd, choking sensation at her throat; feeling, t too, as if a dozen years had come and gone - since she entered the lane—feeling as though f the old life were long since dead, and this, a new era, had now begun for her. Mr. David son was pale and grave as when she had waved 1 him to stop at the entrance to the cross street, t Bwilt as lightning a total revulsion ot feeling e came to Miss Egerton. What was the explana- - tion of her own intense emotion? How dared ? this man call it forth in her? She abruptly 1 burst into a little peal of laughter. f “ Fancy my listening to a loom under a win- - dow I” she cried. Mr. John Davidscn paused, raised his head with a jerk and looked blankly before him, then NEW YORK DISPATCH, MARCH 13, 1887. turned a searching and rapid glance round at the girl, as though this had jallen upon him i with such incongruity that he Was half unable to comprehend. Suddenly be paced ou with increased rapidi ty, a terrible change coming to his eyes. And he had spoken to this girl of his loom ! They were now at the door of Mr. Hattley's factory. Not a word had crossed either of their lips since Miss Egerton’s little mocking re mark. They paused at the door of the factory, and Mr. Davidson turned to her, his face expressive of cold disapproval. “I have come all this way past the wool shop with you,” she said, with a little attempt at bravado, “ and now I think you ought to go back with me.” “Most willingly,” replied Mr. John David son, frigidly. And before she could prevent him he had wheeled round and walked to the end of the street with her. At the door of the wool shop he lifted his hat and left her. It was later in the day, and even warmer, when Victoria got back to Mrs. Hattley’s, and in the quiet solitude of her own room sho threw herself into an easy chair and burst into a pas sionate flood of tears. CHAPTER 111. More than a month had passed. It was the last day of September—a chilly, windy morning -—and Mrs. Hattley, turning into the courtyard of the factory, in her handsomely-appointed barouche, pulled her sable mantle closer and shivered. As tho carriage drew up at the por tion ot the building whore Mr. Hattley’s offices were situated, Mr. John Davidsou appeared at a doorway. Mrs. Hattley alighted hastily and shook h inds very graciously. During the past month John Davidson had been frequently at the Hattleys’. Mr. Hattley, on the point of starting for an important busi ness trip to America, had much to settle with his manager. Mrs. Hattley had, at the begin ning, almost felt offended at Mr. Davidson’e ex treme formality ot manner both to her and Vic toria. Often Mr. Hattley would invite him to stay to dinner, after the business meetings, but it was not often that he would allow hfmself to be persuaded. It was not that Mrs. Hattley cared much about John Davidson’s opinion; but there was something particularly galling in so very evident a resolution that their acquaint anceship should not develop into intimacy. If there was to be any such ban at all, she re marked to Victoria, it should certainly have been on thoir side, and Victoria had assented. When all was said, the man was young and good-looking and gentlemanly and talented. Mr. Hattley predicted all sorts of future great ness ior him, and Mrs. Hattley, spirited and popular and young herself, did not quite like that he should look so coldly on her and her pretty sister. However, she was glad that Vic toria seemed to have lost all interest in deci phering his forehead. Then a change had.come. He had suddenly grown very markedly interested in all pertain ing to Victoria, and Victoria, on her side, bad appeared to return to the scrutiny of the lore head with vigor. In the middle of this Mr. Hattley had started for America. Just before his departure his wife had man aged to whisper a word of her alarm to him, and he first had opened his placid blue eyes, and then had laughed and said he did not feel himself entitled to interfere. Then she had tried reasoning with Victoria. There was such a thing, sho assured her beau tiful sister very gravely, as compromising one self by studying even a man’s forehead too seriously. Victoria had laughed still more than Mr. Hattley. As the days went on and things seemed to be becoming more pronounced, Mrs. Hattley de cided that some serious action must be taken. Victor a was undeniably a great beauty and be longed to an excellent family. The very con templation o such a union was ridiculous. She had ordered her carriage this morning, leaving Victoria absorbed io the contemplation ot a miniature loom, and had driven along the dusty roads to the factory, determined on what she was to do. The first person she saw, com ing out of a side doorway, was John Davidson. She went over and shook hands w.th him par ticularly graciously. “Itis so bitterly chilly,” she remarked. “ I quite regretted all the w’ay having ordered an open carriage.” “I am sorry there is no fire in here,” said Mr. Davidson, opening the door of a little pri vate office. “I can easily have it lighted.” “Oh, no, thank you,” she answered ; “I am not going to stay.” She spoke hurriedly and with a certain trouble in her manner. John Davidson's steady eyes were noting her un usual confusion, and she knew that it was so. “I—l have had a telegram from my husband. He has arrived quite safely at Chicago,” she ended, feeling unequal to proceed with what she had to say at once. “ Yes, the journey so far appears to have been remarkably pleasant,” ho answered, po litely. “i had a telegram from him this morn ing myself.” “Oh, well, Mr. Davidson, the fact is, it was not exactly about the telegram 1 camo. I have something I wish to say to you, and I can only hope that you will accept it in the spirit in which it is spoken. 1 consider it right to ex plain to you now what I think my sister Vic toria ought to have explained herself at the outset, in case of any misunderstanding on your part—that, being exceedingly devoted to the study of physiognomy and judging your face and forehead a remarkable one, she has been ardently cultivating your society with a view of improving her knowledge of the science. Mr. Davidson, if you unhappily have mistaken This interest of my sister’s ior a deeper feeling, I can only say that I regret much that it should be so, and I would ask you to remember, should you bo inclined to think hardly of Victoria, that she is very young.” It was not strictly true all this -that she was saying to him—not true to the letter; but she looked him straight in the face as she said it. She was aware that she was not acting honorably in thus misrepresenting what she knew to be her sister’s feelings, but, having made up her mind, sho deliberately did it. Not the faintest quiver of change came to his expression. After Mrs Hattley finished speak ing a perfectly dead silence followed, broken only by the loud ticking of a clock on the man telpiece. “ I must thank you very much for this warn ing,” said Mr. John Davidson at length, “of which the forethought is so remarkable that you will pardon its taking me completely by sur prise. Under the circumstances, however, does it not strike you that any such warning has been a littlo unnecessary ?” “ Under what circumstances ?” enquired Mrs Hattley, drawing herseh up and flushing. Mr. Davidson’s attitude was still gravely and grace :ully polite, but the look of repressed, and very contemptuous, amusement m eyes and mouth there was no longer any mistaking. “ Lallude to my immod ato departuro for America. I start for Liverpool this afternoon. It is true that I must return here era 1 set sail, but virtually, after to-day, I shall have said ‘ good-bye ’to Bremingly. As Mr. Hattley will probably intrust me with the carrying out of the arrangements lor our new fac lories there, it will, in all likelihood, be a year or two before I get back again. Before that time I feel perfectly assured your sister will have removed all danger out of my way by definitely levelling her researches one some object more worthy their attention. Neverthe less, Mrs. Hattley, 1 must thank you once again for your extreme forethought on my account.” She had complained of feeling cold, and the repose of her manner had over and over again been adjudged perfect, but with a crimson flush on her face she was hurrying out ot the office in away she would have condemned iu her own housemaid. “This is surely very sudden?” she managed to stammer. “So far as the early train this afternoon goes, yes ; but a business man s time, you know, Mrs. Hattley, is never his own. I regret that I shall not have an opportunity of giving your sister a final physiognomical interview. You will wflsb her all success from me in the prosecution of her scientific studies.” A few minutes later Mrs. Hattley, in a min gled fev6r of indignation and humiliation, such as she had never known before, was driving rapidly homeward. She had gone to this man and spoken as she had done, and all the time he had been thinking about them so little that he bad never even cared to let them know of bis coming departure. Stay; he must have told Victoria; yes, and this was why Victoria had laughed when she had warned her against the danger of such an intimacy. It was too bad, too unkind of Victo ria, not to have explained matters. Arrived at home, the tears of vexation rising in her eyes as John Davidson’s face of repressed amusement presented itself to her mental vision, she went at once, indignantly, to her sister. “ Victoria,” she began, “ why did you not tell me John Davidson was going away to America ?” Then, as Victoria’s start spoke more plainly than words: “What! you did not know either? He is leaving early this afternoon, and will not be back for a year or two. Just to think,” she went on, a sudden and very illogical ieelmg of anger sweeping across her at John Davidson’s indifference to her sister, as she noticed the strange bent attitude Victoria’s figure had taken: “ Just to remember the kindness we have shown that man, and he does not even tell us he is going away, or care to say good-bye. Is it not too humiliating ?” But Victoria, the bright and strong and high spirited, answered nothing at all. Bhe had fainted. * * * * 5f * It was evening; a windy, dusty evening—just such as the morning had been premonitory of; and Victoria, a long cloak over her black lace dress, was beating against it alone—away down amidst the crowds in the city. Rough workmen on their way home; and pre-occupied clerks; and bustling message boys; and apple-sellers shivering at their stands—hardly one but turned a more or less curious glance after the girl’s graceful, hurrying figure. She went rapidly on, without ones raising her eyes. It was still very early evening, but from end to end of the sky there was nothing but a dead, lavender-colored gloom, that cast a dreary shadow over everything. By-and-by Victoria turned into the little lane passing the back of the factory. For the first time she put back her vail and looked up. She had reached the angle of the lane, above which towered the back of the factory, and now camo to a dead stand there. The lane was perfectly deserted, and she stood in the middle and fastened her eyes fever ishly on the building she had been determined lo come to ; to gaze* just ones at that building before putting aside forever all old. thoughts* and had stopped away unseen in her absorbing ' unhappiness, indifferent as to what alarm Mrs. Hattley might suffer. She would never bo ; happy again, she told herself; never be a free, light-hearted girl again. The wound might be partially healed in the years to come, but she would never be quite the same woman again. Sho had loved John Davidson, and he had slighted her. Work was all over for to-night. The great gray back of the building, at which sho stood gazing, was silent as the grave. From the slow deepening of the gloom overhead, it seemed as if there might soon be rain. All at once, as Miss . Egerton stood there, a sudden sound macle her start round. John Davidson, whom she had believed to be miles away in the hurrying train, was standing beside her. His head was a little bent forward; ho was straining his piercing eyes at her as if, from tho mere turn of her attitude, he would fathom her to the very soul. How well he loved her ! Little did Mrs. Hatt ley think that the very first idea of his depart ure had come to him while the terrible purport ed disclosure as to Victoria’s feelings was being macle. He knew at once, in that moment, that bis only hope out of a misery which might end in tho destruction of his whole future, lay in the instant exo dement of new scenes, anew line of life and thought. It never occurred to him to doubt Mrs. Hatt ley |n the slightest. He remembered all; tho way Victoria had looked at him; her laugh while listening under the window o! tho factory. Of course she had been mocking him all along. How that laugh haunted and stung him. He had announced himself summoned abroad, and made hasty preparations lor leaving by an after noon train. Then a chance had delayed him until evening. He bad been making some indispensable pur chases; biddidg emiling adieus from time to time too, with a canker-worm bitter as death at his heart, and talking much of tho new Ameri can factories. Suddenly, in tho very middle of ono of these adieus, he had been struck dumb by tho sight of Victoria’s hurrying figure. Tearing himself away unceremoniously, leaving his friend look ing alter him iu surprise, he bad swiftly followed her, filled with r vague hope he could not have defined. He had come fair up after her into the lane here, and had found her enwrapped in contemplation of the point ho, too, only a little earlier, had been contemplating with sad emo tion. “Victoria,” he burst out, “I have been de ceived; it was not true about the physiognomy; or supposing it to have been true at first—you love me now. You have loved me* —oh, tell me that it is so—from tho day we stood here to gether listening to my loom.” It had come so suddenly on her. In the mid dle ot the whirl of her other emotions she had an awlui sensation ot tear at the wild beating of her own heart. She could not move. She raised her eyes and looked at him and waited until she could speak. “From that day—certainly,” ehe answered, distinctly, at last. “I cannot attempt to deny it I think, even, that I had loved you from the night I first saw you enter tho ball-room. But what does it matter?—you are going away.” He came forward and closed his two hands tenderly over ono of hers—his features, that had been set so firmly, quivering with deep emotion. He had never, not even a moment ago, dreamed of such an intoxicating answer as this. “ Never, now,” ho said, brokenly. “ Ah, Vic toria, it was for your sweet sake that 1 was leaving, and for your sweet sake I will remain.” COURTSHIP IN GREEN LA N I). IN THIS RESPECT A GOOD COUN TRY TO LIVE IN. Tn the countries o" the extreme North the nights are six months long. What a place that must be to spend tbe evening with a young lady. Just think of it! Think of it, ye poor young swains who are obliged to make your calls no longer than the miserable space of four or five poor hours. Think of the picnic an Esqui mau du lo has when he starts out for a call on his inamorata. He arrives at her. house just after dark, and the two ait in the front parlor for a few weeks, not realizing that it is-long past ihe hours of gloaming, and that the room is as dark as the tricks of a politician. Then her mother comes in and I'ghts the gas, saying: should think you children would have better sense than to sit here in the dark. You had better have a little light on the subject.” Then the old lady skips out to give the young people a chance, for she doesn’t believe in young girls lasing time, and in Greenland there is only one night a year. . After her departure the young people sit on the so a and look at the photograph album for a week or two. This is no novelty to them, as they know every photograph in the book, from hers, taken when she was in short skirts, io his, taken only yesterday morning, representing him leaning over the back of a chair, twirling his alleged mustache and smiling so persuas ively that he looks as it he were trying to get trusted for a halt dozen shirts. They sit closer as they begin to get more deeply interested in tho photographs. She snuggles up to him and points with her sealskin-gloved finger to the portrait of her cross-eyed aunt, who was bitten by a Spitz dog tbe night before. He is deeply moved, although he has seen tho picture be fore, and ns he draws nigh to take a closer look he presses his arm lightly around her waist, whose symmetry is concealed by her bearskin Mother Hubbard. After his manly arm has been there a few days, she notices it’ call him a “ horrid thing” and flounces across the room to the piano. Sbe plays for a fortnight and then he, wearying ot looking at the pictures in “ Bun yan’s Pilgrim’s Progress” on the centre-table, tip-toes across the floor and embraces her just as she strikes a diminished seventh on the pia no. She turns around on the piano stool with an alluring little giggle and their lips meet in one brief but blissful kiss—about four days in duration ! This is all very pleasant, of course, and they sit holding each others .hands and looking volumes of Byronio poetry into each other’s eyea for a few more weeks, when an interrup tion takes place. Tho parlor door squeaks, and in the twinkling of a hook-and-eye the young man occupies the sofa at one end of the room and is reading an evening paper, while the young woman is looking over the music. It is an embarrassing two hours for both of them, when the father enters and looks suspiciously from ono to the other. The old gentleman comes ostensibly to bring the young people some candles to eat byway of a little supper, to be washed down by a bowlful of suow. In reality, however, he is there to sec how they are behaving themselves. Anon he leaves them, first winding tho clock in a rather suggestive manner, and then setting the alarm ‘our months ahead, in order that he may surely get up in time for breakfast. What a relief when he is gone! Tho two kindrod souls again proceed to intercommu nion, and no sounds are heard but the barking of tbe pet seal out in the woodshed and the sug gestive ticking ot the well-trained clock as the weeks fly swiftly by. It seems to the’twain that the night is yet young, when in about two months and a half her big brother, comes home from the theatre, where a melo-drama in 147 acts has been ren dered by the regular stock company. Her bro ther is late, because, being somewhat smitten on the leading lady of the company, he took her out lor a little supper, lasting the greater part of a week. He no sooner vanishes than a sound as of two heavy boots falling on the floor means that adieus must be cut short, and that there must be no hanging over the front gate for thirty-six or forty-eight hours. The young lovers grapple each other in a convulsive em brace. It seems hard that they should have to part, that he must go so soon, but it must be. Fate is against them. Time waits for no man, and the Spitz dog is untied. They cling about each other’s necks for throe weeks, breathing vows of fealty, and then kissing her again (time, twenty-four hours), he hurries to tho gate just as a gruff voice 13 heard from the top of the stairs, saying: “ Clara, is that young man never going ?” Clara answers: “Do go ’way from the hall, pa. Somebody might see you?’ Then she looks tho door, goes to her boudoir, and dreams about him —to her the only him in all this wide, wide world—for the next two or three months. PUZZLING THE PHYSTIANS. A LITTLE GIRL UNCONSCIOUS FOB A MONTH. (From the Chicago Tribune,) The little daughter of Dr. L. H. Montgomery, of tho Health Office, became sick about a month ago, and her disease has assumed a phase which has puzzled the various physicians of the city who have been to see her. During the greater portion of the time since she was first taken down she has been unconscious. The very nature ot her complaint is a mystery, and what it is tho physicians can’t find out. The lit *tle girl (Esther) is three years of age, and had always been unusually healthy. She was pretty, plump and lively, and of more than ordinary sunny disposition. It was at first thought sbe had the measles, as the symptoms seemed to indicate it. She was at times able to play about the house, and then again would be held in the arms of a nurse. Four weeks ago, after she had been ailing lor four days, she was seized with convulsions, which continued at frequent intervals in spite of everything which could be done until early the next’ morning. When the convulsions ceased she was found to be still unconscious. She at first appeared to be asleep, and lor nearly three weeks remained in that condition. Within the last week she has revived some what, and it would seem that she was aware in a measure of what was going on around her. There does not appear to be any sign of intelli gence in the eyes when they are open, and yet they follow the movements of her mother around the bed from one aide to the other. When the mother talks to the child there is no response of any kind—no indication whatever that the little one is conscious of what is being said to her or of what is going on around her. Esther lies perfectly still most of tbe time, only occasionally moving her hands. Some times there is a movement of the body, and the physicians who are in waiting upon her—Drs. Earle and Hoadley—say these movements are the signs of nature, which indicate that the body craves nourishment, the child, however, not be ing aware of any desire for food ci any kind. Sha ie not given any medicine, and Im nour« iehmont consists of peptonized milk taken from a spoon. She has not lost lieati until within the lact week. Aionday last near noon she had a sinking spell, from which she rallied, but atone time it was thought she was dying. The next day at the same hour she had a similar spell, but not ot so grave a nature as the*first. Since that hour she has rallied and to all appear ances has improved. Many of the most prominent physicians in the city have visited the house and viewed the lit tle patient, but the case continues a puzzle. It is the unanimous opinion, however, that some portion of the brain has been affected by dis ease, but no one has been able to exactly locate the trouble. With the Colorado Cowboys. BY J. T. TROWBRIDGE. Youth's Companion.) Cattle-raising in the Western States is one of the most profitable and important industries which attract onr young men. To the imagina tion ot school-boys, there is an atmosphere of romance hanging over the wild lie of the ranch. To be a cowboy; to roam the prairies on a fleet mustang ; to-wear a broad sombrero, boots and spurs and leather leggings, a belt stuck full of cartridges, a bristling-knife and revolver ; to live among herds of cattle, to fling the lasso and to be the peer of the boldest and gayest com panions, this ie the dream of many a sober youth, in the midst of his hum-drum occupa tions. Then to the desire for a free, expanded existence, so natural to the young, is added the glorious hope ot This is certainly better than the wish to be a pirate or a highwayman, with which many ro mance-reading boys are inspired. For the cow boy, who varies his liie by train-robbing and by requesting stage-coach passengers to hold up their hands, is not, be it understood, the cow bov of our sketch. There is little of that sort of romance, or in deed of any other, attending the real life of the Western herder. The haze of illusion that col ors it is a creature of fancy and distance. It is about as hard a life as a young man can under take, unless he enters upon it with his hands lull of gold ; even then it is no boy’s sport, if he is in earnest. I know a graduate ot one of our great Eastern colleges, a young man of culture and fortune, who went to Colorado two years ago,with money enough to buy and stock a large ranch. He was wise enough to know-that success depended upon strict attention to business; and out of a home of luxury he stepped into a hut, where to-day he cooks his own breakfast, washes his own clothes, sleeps hard and works hard, all as cheerfully as if he had never known a life of less hardship and toil. In Summer he starts off before sunrise, with a piece of jerked beef at his saddle-bow, to ride all day among his cattle, seeing that they do not stray too far from good feed and water; return ing only at night, to co >k and eat a hasty sup per, and throw himself, wearily enough, but thoroughly contented, on his bard couch. Sometimes he does not come homo at all for days. Often in Winter ho rides up into the mountains, among the canons ot which his cat tle find shelter from the storms, and sleeps on the snow, wrapped like an Esquimau, with just a breathing-holo in his blanket; resting comfor tably, with the temperature of the Colorado night sinking below zero. This is the life of his choice. But he is his own master and the master ot other men. There are other former college boys, who are now cow boys; but only a small proportion of them have ha immense advantages. He acts as his own foreman, thereby saving a groat expense. Foremen ou large ranches command high wages, often a share in the in crease of the stock; but it is only an experienced, able, and, one may add, a fortunate man who obtains a situation ot this kind. The ordinary herder works hard under strict discipline, obeying orders like a soldier, for S3O or S4O a month. A good “roper,” however, gets more. A “ roper” is one who can throw the lasso, and capture a steer stronger, perhaps, than his horse. It requires skill and ag.lity to do that. By saving his wages, and investing them in cattle, the cowboy may in time get a small herd of his own, which will rapidly grow to be a large h rd. Many prosperous ranchmen have begun business iu this way. But.the majority of cowboys remain cowboys until they wear out, or weary of the work and turn to something else. The hard life they lead induces reckless habits; and drink is the curse of many a generous follow, who without it could not fail to become an honorable and use ful citizen. The traveler notices a great difference among cowboys, in different sections of the country, in respect to sobriety. Here, as a class, they are steady and industrious; there, reckless and dis sipated almost teaman. It seems as if a few strong spirits among them influenced the rest, for good or ill. Hence the danger which every young man incurs who leaves family and friends and becomes the daily associate ot a powerful, generous, jovial, but too often unprincipled set ot men. To a “tenderfoot” who comes among them, timid and complaining, afraid of hardships, they can bo rough enough in their fun-making. But a stranger exhibiting quiet qualities of pluck and endurance, will find them as kind and helpful as brothers. In Winter the cattle on open ranges are most ly left to take care ot themselves. They get to gether in immense, straggling herds, from dif ferent ranches, feeding on sage brush, dry buf falo-grass and bunch-grass, and drifting with the storms, protecting one another by the mass in which they move, until they strike the moun tain or some sheltered vale. Traveling through Western Kansas last Spring, I saw the carcases of thousands of cattle lying on the north side of tli© fences bordering the railroad track, where their “ drifting” had been intercepted by the fence, and they had perished from cold and starvation. It is the business of the cowboy to prevent, if possible, such calamities. Then in Spring comes the general “round-up. ’ The herds of various owners are all mingled together, and some have strayed twenty or thirty or more miles from home. The country has to bo scoured twofor three times over, to bring in all the stragglers from the gulches and small streams, and weeks are spent in bringing together in one enormous “ bunch.” All the herders of the region unite in the work of the round-up. They travel in companies, each with its cook and camping apparatus, carrying their canned lood with them, even their canned milk, if they wish milk for their coffee ; for one thing a cowboy never does is to milk one of his herd. If they wish for frosh meat, they may, per haps, shoot an antelope or deer, while such wild game still abides. Otherwise they choose a “ Maverick ” out of the herd for the butcher’s steel. A “ Maverick ”is an animal that has no brand; so called after a man of that name whose herd, it was noticed, increased magically, and who was found to make a business of picking up stray cattle that bore no owner’s mark. It no “ Maverick ” is handy, they choose any well-conditioned steer, kill aud eat it, crediting it to the owner whose brand it bears. The round-up has reached its most important stage when all the cattle ot that part of the coun try have been “bunched.” Then comes the work of “ cutting out.” The most skilled of the cowboys ride in among the frightened and bellowing herd., and separate the different brands, “ cutting out” with won derful dash and rapidity the cattle of each owner. The movement, the yelling, the bellowing, the rush of rider and horse, the flying rope, the running out of the selected animals—all this gives great animation to the scene. Occasionally, in the round-up, neither the brand nor the ear-marks of a beast can be read ily made out. In that case the rope is used, the creature thrown, and its sides washed, to bring out traces of the hot iron, which, once burnt into the flesh, are never wholly effaced. The laws concerning the brands ot cattle and sheep are very strict. In Denver there is an official register of all the legal brands in the State. No man is allowed to imitate another man’s brand; and he must have his own duly registered. If he buys an animal, he at once adds his own brand to that of its former owner. Cowboys become very skillful riders, and they are sometimes fond of “ showing off.” In Southern Colorado I witnessed some perform ances which were as good as any equestrian feats I ever saw. A cowboy rode through the streets of a small town at full gallop, picking up whatever was thrown in the way before him -a hat, a whip, a handkerchief This he did by stooping from the saddle, putting down one baud to the ground, wh le he held on by the other and by his feet, and springing up into his place again without even slackening speed. Then he galloped through the streets, lasso ing dogs, cattle, and even his friends. I noticed that the rope was gathered in a coil, with a noose at the end about six feet long; this was swung around the rider’s head several times, and finally projected twenty or thirty feet, with surprising accuracy, at the object to be cap tured. A dog usually slipped his head out of the loop as it tightened, and ran away yelping; but a horned creature had to wait until re leased. But the most exciting fun was when two cow boys, in picturesque hats and fantastically fringed leather leggings, mounted on the brisk est of ponies, attempted lassoing each other. As one flung his rone, the other would dodge it by dropping down on his horse's neck, or leaning over the side of his saddle; then he would spring up and fling his rope in turn. Once both were noosed ; then it was diverting to see the trained horses pull and back and brace themselves, and the men haul at the ropes, each trying to free himself and at the same time drag down his antagonist. The horses seemed io understand the friendly game, and to enjoy it as well as the men, though they themselves sometimes got lassoed over the neck or about the legs. In concluding this sketch, I most earnestly advise every youth, who is ambitious of beingja ranchman or a cowboy, to learn something of the trials and hardships he will have to under go before attempting that new lite; then, if re solved to undertake it, to set out fully prepared to encounter, with Spartan sobriety, hot suns, cold nights, and the hardest of hard fare and hard work. Unless his health is of the sound est, let him not risk it in the saddle aud bivouac of the Colorado cowboy’s life. If ho has money and wishes to go into the business ot cattle-raising, let him first learn that business on a well-ordered ranch. After a few months he may be able to decide whether it will suit him, or whether h£ can safely invest his life and capital in it. A MAD-CAP MARRIAGE. HOW MARY CURTIM WAS DI VORCED. (From the Lancaster, Fa., Examiner.) One of tho legislative committees at Harris burg, recently, in delving among the archives of the House of Representatives after traces ot an old committee report, came across a docu ment which possesses a romantic interest, and recalls a somewhat exciting incident of social life at the State Capital in 1865, which never got into print, and was known to but a limited cir cle at the time. The document is the original of House bill No. 2, of the legislative session of 1866, the introduction oT which at the first ses sion at which the House was fully organized was the first act in the legislative career of Mat thew S. Quay, now State Treasurer and United States Senator elect. It was a bill to divorce Mary Wilson McConnell from her husband, Henry Lloyd McConnell. Mrs. McConnell was the young and handsome daughter of the then Governor Curtin, and thereby hangs the romance of this story. Through the efforts ot Mr. Quay and Senator Lowry, of the Crawford district, this divorce bill, without going to committee, passed both Houses of the Legislature iu lees than two hours. This was on January 10, 1856. Mr. Quay, whose fine hand was seen in the railroad ing ot the Philadelphia Magistrates bill through some weeks ago, evidently began to get on to the rapid legislative methods very soon in bis political career. Miss Mary Wilson Curtin had just budded into her teens when her father was elected Gov ernor of Pennsylvania, and was a school girl when she came to Harrisburg to live at the Executive Mansion. She was sprightly, good natured and had charming manners. By 1865 she had grown to bo one of the handsomest and most entertaining and most sought alter of all the buds iu society here and iu Philadelphia, where she was well known and is still remem bered as a belle. One evening, at an entertainment at the Gov ernor’s mansion, she met young Captain Henry Lloyd a dashing officer of the army, who was taken ill during the reception and was kindly taken care of by the Governor’s family. This led to frequent meetings between Miss Curtin and young McConnell, who was a fine looking follow, but of no particular social status, and would not have been listened to by the Governor as a suitor for the hand of his daugh ter. But Cupid and the captain’s shoulder straps played havoc with the young lady’s heart. The result was that one afternoon a pair of timid lovers appeared in the office of old “’Squire” McLaughlin and asked to be mar ried. 'I he young lady was vailed. The Justice did not dream that she was the Governor’s daughter, whom he knew by sight as one of the pretty girls of the town. He readily agreed to perform the ceremony. His little nephew, who was present, witnessed the marriage certificate. The young lady gave her name as Miss Mary Wilson Curtin, with strong accent upon the last syllable. The old ’squire and his nephew are both dead, but there is still a living witness to this ceremony in Hamburg—William McLaughlin, the justice's son, who was home from the war on a furlough, and happened to be in the office at the time. “Captain McConnell,” said Mr. McLaughlin, in relating the story of the marriage, “ was a very handsome fellow; but I guess that’s about all there was in him.” The captain walked down the street to the Executive Mansion and left his bride at the door, going to his own quarters, presumably to let the storm blow over. But the storm never did blow over. The governor, as was to have been expected, was in a towering rage when he was told by his daughter what she had done. The young lady was hurried off to a boarding school and out of reach, and negotiations were begun with the husband to got him out of the way as well. Governor Curtin’s political power at that time was greater probably than that of any men in the State, and means were found to induce the young and daring captain to leave the State and make no claims upon his wife, who, ho was told, had repented of her marriage and didn’t care to see him any more. In a few days the captain left Harrisburg and was lost sight of by his friends. He subse quently became a United States marshal in the West, where be now lives. Whether the young bride protested against the summary wav in which she was snatched from her husband’s arms is a matter ot con jecture; but it was current gossip among the few who knew of the circumstances that the irato Governor had locked his daughter up jn her room in the Executive Mansion until the captain was out of the way. The marriage was kept pretty quiet considering the circumstances, and, although the story did leak out in society in a piecemeal sort ot way, the particulars were never known and the papers knew nothing of the affair. As soon as the Legislature met, a divorce bill was presented, as has been seen, and the marriage annulled. Since then Miss Curtin has married a gentleman in every way worthy of her, is well known in society circles at the National Capital and in New York, and looks back upon her youthful folly with the philosophy which comes with more sober years. • W . • w * tr » Here is a shoat poem concerning THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER. Gold-haired miss of nineteen years Teaching class of boys; Thirteen years of age are they, Learning gospel joys. Lady friend by teacher’s side. Dressed in latest style. Eougish eyes on young men’s class Straight across the aisle. “Abram pleads for Sodom—boys, Who can tell to-day What the lesson is about ?— (Light mustache, you s iy ? Oh. he is an awful dude, Flirts with every one.) Do not talk or eat, please Frank, ’Till the lesson’s done. “Abram prayed to God that he— (Hard to make it plain ? Yes, indeed, I guess it is; Thera, he laughed again ! If that dark-eyad one would turn So you'd see his face) Find the map now, Johnnie dear. And hunt up the place. “Sodom—that’s right—now go on; What did God say back ? ‘All shall live for fifty’s sake’— (That’s a lovely sacque). Then when Abram asked again ‘lf there should lack five’— (Honestly, this room's so warm, I shall roast alive I) “Get out your handkerchief, May ! (See him using his I) Yes, that’s right—‘lt all but five, Sodom stands as ’tia.’ ‘Aud if forty shall be found/ Abram said again— (Did you bring your gossamer, May? It's begun to rain.) “ Charlie, this time ? Tea, that's right— • All for these I'll spare.’ (You must show me. May, to-night, How you do your hair.) Mark the class-book—time is up. Get a cent from each. Now all sing the closing hymn. (Yes, it’s hard to teach.)" “ Carl Dunder ” is still uttering his brevities of wisdom under the title LIKE IT VHAS IN SHERMAN. Dot same peoples who spit oaf er deir finger for luck vhen dey see a white horse vhill loaf aroundt sooner dan work for twolf shillings a day. Vhen I vhas content In my mind I vhas as rich ash Vanderbilt ; vhen I vhas all proke oop der riches of Shay Gould would not make me happy. Der friendship of a goodt man vhas like der Inter est on ten tousand dollars at sefen per eent. Peeles who build der biggest castles in deir minds shenerally lif in der poorest houses in real ity. I doan' gila bushel of turnips for dot ship which vhas to come in for somepody. I tell my poy dot Truth vhas mighty und must prevail, but he hadt potter look a leedle out if he sees a man drunk und goes und tells his wife. Sometimes a lie vhas shust what makes peoples happy. Der reason vhy we look pack on our shildhood mit sooch fondness is peeause we can't remember der tears und heartaches. Dot same man who doan’ pelief in Heafen pecauae he can’t see him will accept of a jug of whisky sim ply by der shmell. One time vhen I goes mit der boleece to see about a deadt dog in my neighbor's yard, he coomes oop und finds two deadt cats under my own woodshed. It vhas a golden principle to be honest, but if all man liv.ed oop to him der peesaess of der country would fall off one-half in a week. It vijas always my pelief dot gnideboards were put up at highway corners to make more miles for trafelers. If we doan’ know bow long der roadt vhas we come to some place all der sooner. Some day vhen I shall come to pelieve all der worldtvhas badt, I shall slip out to der barn und hang myself for fear dot I vhos der only good one left und would be lonesome. Nature vhas mighty good to some folks, but you vbill most always see dot she run short of brain material after making a handsome face. I know vhas ails der times, und I can sbpeak der needs of der country, but I let him alone. It vhas petter dot some one who doan’ pay taxes und goes oop py der work-house for a loaler tells der peo ples- Maype it vhas true dot sharity pegins at home. Some husbands act dot vhay vhen dey vhas asked for money by deir wives. Nopody should be older dan he vhas, but it should be remembered dot some odt folks can make fools of demselves on very short notice. The Indianapolis Journal tells this story of SHAKESPEARE AT A DISCOUNT. A story is now told by one who is a force in Colo rado politics, on ex-Senator Tabor, almost aa inter esting as the nightgown story told on Colorado’s ex-legislator when he was filling somebody’s unex pired term in the Senate. The fame of Tabor's Opera House, at Denver, is world-wide, and when Mr. Tabor determined to build a theatre at Leadville, he announced that he would have one built that would make his former effort at Denver look like a shed. He loudly asserted that ho would knock the earth out, especially in the decorations of the Lead ville home of Thespis. He sont to Italy for his decorator and did not go inside the Leadville struc ture until the Italian sent him word that he would like his opinion. Mr. Tabor went in company with the artist, and after careful scrutiny expressed him self as quite satisfied. But tell luo,” quoth Mr. Tabor. “ what man are you making famous by putting his portrait up tHcrp.” «. Why, that a very true presentment of Shake ppcar°. ’ replied the ;* vriiifc. i • >» h<; is U-- ’? ’ ask ;, .i ths ex-tsinsr, “Way. the yi v.at .hamutLt, ot courss t and not only the greatest playrlght, bu‘ the greatest bard as well." “ Well, he have been of a Big fellow, » but 1 never heard he did rttu'oh for Leadville. Just paint him out of (bat, and paint ni'e in,” And Mr. Tabor’s portrait overlooks the iiwditofium. The San Francisco Chronicle is’ tespbiisibla for this incident of the man who CASHED HIS OWN DRAFT. It was in the days of the early railroad”, When ft? was yet new; the days when the journey New York was less of a little jaunt than it is now; when greenbacks were not popular here. One surUmer morning, a man, walking in happy and feverish haste, with wild excitement beaming all over his face, stepped into the office of a well-known banker “I want exchange for this in New York.” *• All right. What is it?” The man looked fearfully around him, and then brought out a packet. “It’s $25,000 in greenbacks." ♦‘ I guess I can do it. Going East ?’’ “ Yespl’m going to-morrow. I don’t want to car ry all this 1 with dm. Couldn’t do it. Sure to get robbed. So give me a draft. How much?’’ “ Oh, seeing it’s you, 1 per cent; $250 " “ It goes/’ So the banker made out the draft on New York and took the money. “’You are going to-morrow, are you ?" “Yes.” “Would you'mind taking a little parcel for mo and handing it to my brother ?” “Certainly not. I’ll do it with pleasure." The banker went into the other room and pres ently came back with the parcel. “ Just put it inyour valise; and don't lose it, will you?” “ I’ll take the best care of ft." “Thank you. Good-by. Pleasant trip." Arrived in New York, the Californian went to the address aud delivered the package.- Then bo pre sented his-draft* The man opened 1 the-package and gave him the identical $25,000 in greenbacks he had in San Francisco. Ho had carried thorn all tho way himself. SCINTILLATIONS. A receiving teller—the newspaper in ter viewer. George <3. Milnis preaching “Hamlet" in Chicago. An actress may be a Pole by birth and a stick by profession. The lobster lays 42,003 eggs a year., Go to the lobster; thou hen ! The printer is a free-hearted follow. He is always ready to set ’em up. The new Secretary of Agriculture should bo enjoined from sowing any political soedi A subject for a debating society -— Which is the greater evil, Spring elections or house*- cleaning ? Beggar to Doctor—“ Please, kind sir,, help me. I’ve twelve small children." Doctor-— “ Put out your tongue.” He (at a Boston musical)—* 1 What glorious interpretation !’* She (a Chicago youftsj woman)—“Yes, Mr. Waldo, I call that good fid dling." “ Well, but if you can’t bear her, whatever made you propose ?’’ “ Well, we had : danced three dauces, and I oouldn’t think of an j thing else to say I” We oftan see the heading, Shipping Intelligence,’’ in the papers, and lately we have fre quently wished that some could be shipped to the Indiana Legislature. The thought that gen tie Spring is near Sets all our hearts a-throbbing. Now see which liar will soonest hear The first notes of the robing. We admire enterprise, but we despise the man who would try to vote four times in tho one subdivision without changing his overcoat*— London (Canada) Advertiser. Raphael was a very successful artist in n certain way, but h» never did half aa much busiuoss as bs might have done if be had connecteS a well-stocked tea store with his art department. When Cayenne pepper is higher than Scotch snuff, the eauff is used to adulterate it. When the reverse is the case, the pepper goes into the snuff. It’s a-poor rule that won't work both ways. Telegraph Clerk (reading—over tele gram): ■••ToMrs. Grabbatt: Hear—with—grist— death—of—Aunt—Judith. Will— iu —our — favor?- Two words too many, sir." Mr. G.: “Eh? Oh— eh ?- urn—um ? Oh, well, look here—cut out ‘with grief.’" Husband (at the end of the first act) —• “Shan’t I go out and get you some caramels, dear ?” Wife—“ I brought some with me." Husband— “ Why will you always munch candy between the acts ? When you get through munching I'll come back.” Teacher—“ Miss Sinnico, please pars® the sentence, ‘Adolphus married Caroline.’ " “WolL ‘Adolphus’ is a noun, because it is the name of a thing; ‘ married ' is a conjunction, because it Joins Adolphus and Caroline, and ‘Caroline' is a verb, 'cause it governs the noun.” Countryman (in the gallery of tha Stock Exchange)—“How much does it cost, mister, to do business down there?” Mister—“ The seats. I think, are worth about thirty thousand dollars." Countryman (fetching his breath)—“ Gosh, I don’t wonder most of ’em stand up.” Tommy was presented lately, by his older sister, with a neat pen-wiper for uso at school, where he had just begun attendance. He admired it, but remarked, “ I don’t have much use for it, Jennie." “Why not, Tommy? You uso a pen every day at school." “ Yes, I know it.” “Why don’t you need a pen-wiper, then?” “’Cause I always wipe my pen ou the girl's hair that sits la front of mo.” WHAT THENAHONSWAMT. GENERAL LEW WALLACE’S VIE W OF THE EUROPEAN SITUATION. {lnterview in Cincinnati Post.) “ What is Germany’s ambition in all thia fuaa over the prospective partition of Turkey?" asked the Post. “ Why, Biamarck’a desire is that Austria shall annex Macedonia on the South and acquire Cou gt&ntinople, whereupon Germany will demand tbe cession to her of Austria’s German-speak ing provinces. That is the view hold by th® most enlightened Eastern observers ot the pres ent complications.” “ Well, what about Bulgaria, Ser via and Rou melia, which lie in the path of Austria to Con stantinople?” “Austria does not want to incorporate them. She desires them to remain eemi-independent states, to act as a buffer between her and Rus sia.” “ And Russia also, of course, wants Constan tinople?” pursued the Post. “Yes, and Asia Minor and Persia, that sha may control tbe trade of tbe Tigris and Euphrates valleys. She wants Afghanistan and Beloochistan that her flank may be protected by the Suleiman Mountains, which guard the iron-* tier between India and Afghanistan.” “ And the French ?” “They want Palestine. The French, ever since the days of the Crusader, have had a ro mantic affection for Palestine, and a feeling as if the Holy Land were almost an inheritance of theirs. They have an ambition to be ‘ the most Catholic nation/ and they feel that the session of Palestine would qualify them to claim that appellation.” “ And England ?’ still queried the Post. “England wants the Nile Valley. She has it: now and means never to relinquish it ?” “Then you think Germany does not want to colonize Africa /’ “Oh, no! Bismarck’s dream is ot consolida tion. Bismarck wants to see all the Germ ante races united in one grand, firm, united empire. 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