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4 CONTENTS OF INSIDE PAGES. SECOND PAGE: CONTINUATION OF “BEWITCHING LORRIE.” SCORN OF A LIE. THE HEIRESS OF BEECHDELL. THE MISER'S HAND. HUMOR OF THE HOUR. PEACH TREE CREEK. THE PENSION BUILDING. A JAMMED MAN. WHAT IT COSTS TO SMOKE. THIRD PAGE: MASONIC MATTERS: Sharpshooting; Official Visita tion; Third District; Eureka Lodge; From “Uncle John;’’ Brooklyn Lodge; Beethovoi Lodge; Com monwealth Lodge; Polar Star Lodge; Worth Lodge; Masonic Hall Dedication; Questions and Answers; Royal Arch Items; Templar Notes; Ancient Graft Masonry; Personal; The Mission of the Craft; Boards of Relief; Unanimous Election; Friendship; Labor Exchange. SIXTH PAGE l THE PATTER OF THE RAIN. A COMPANY OF THREE. THE NEW CVERCOAT. YE SPINNING-WHEEL. THE DETROIT SOLOMON. EXERCISE FOB THE FACE. INTERESTING MISCELLANEOUS MATTERS. SEVENTH PAGE: IN THE NEST. the Hermit of dundoyne. THE WHITE SPIRIT OK NKERH-O-DA. ' HOW DID IT GET THERE < TUB REBEL YELL. WHY THEY DANCED. THE FLAT WHEEL. THE FAMILY ALBUM. A NAUGHTY BOY. STANTON’S PUBLIC RECEPTIONS. A TOUGH CASE. A STORY FOR BOYS. HE GOT THE BLOOD. OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. atxtl Liberty.—lst. Quean Victoria was born May 24. 1819. and is therefore in the sixty eighth year of her age. She was crowned in West minster Abbey. June 28. 1838. There is no law or custom of releasing all political prisoners on the death of a sovereign ot England, and it will not be dons at Victoria’s death, except by the clemency of her successor. 2d. There was no attempt made in 1882 to blow up a government building in London, but on March 20. 1883, a tarrllio explosion occurred in the Local Government Board office, in Londoc. The explosive *ubalance was placed on a window ail!. The effect was simply to make a hole in the massive stone wall of the building. The other dynamite explosions were, ons on January 20,1883, when a tin box was found in Glasgow, which ex ploded and injured five persons. Au attempt was made to blow up the gas-works of that city. On March 20. *B3, a can of dynamite was placed against the Times office, but was accidentally overturned before It exploded. An analysis showed it to be identical in competition with that found in Glas gow. On February 25, 1884, a violent explosion oc curod at the Victoria Station, iu London. This was followed by attempts at three or four other stations. Shortly before, occurred explosions at Edgware Road and Westminster, on the Underground Railroad. Later explosions took plaoe in St. James’s Square and io Scotland Yard, under the very eyes of the police I These occurred on the night of May 30, and a simultaneous attack was made on the building of the Junior Carlton Club. The stone and iron work of the club house in St. James square was shattered and the kitchen destroyed. In land Yard the destruction was greater, although the quality of dynamite used was the same and uniform with that found in black bags In the attempt to wreck several railway stations on February 26. A portion of the Criminal Investigation Department, consisting of heavy brick and stone work, was brought down by the force of the explosion. Yet the chief damage was done to a public house oppo site. At the same time a quantity of dynamite was found at the foot of the Nelaon monument. On the same night a third explosion occurred near a gov ernment building in St. James square. On Decem ber 13 a large quantity of dynamite, estimated to be about fifty pounds, was exploded against one of the piers of London Bridge. No one was seriously injured, but several persons were knocked down. Qu January 24. 1885 occurred the most serious of the dy bain:te outrages. Ou one of the days when visitors are admitted to view the houses of Parlia ment a package of dynamite was exploded near the Speaker’s chair, and another iu the iobby. The woodwork of the benches and gallery in the House of Commons was blown into splinters, and the stone carvings in the entrance hall still more seri ously damaged. Two policemen were Injured, one seriously, but none of the visitors sustained injury. At the same hour there was an explosion in the Tower of London which was crowded at the time with sightseers, some of whom were seriously harmed. The dynamite war practically ceased with the two latter explosions. James Cunningham, an Irish-American, was arrested while leaving the Tower alter the explosion. Harry Barton, an flrish man, who was arrested as his accomplice, ana Cun ningham, had gone backward and forward several times between England and the United States, and their arrival in Loudon had more than once been attended by a dynamite explosion. They were both on the train on Jan. 2,1885, when an explosion took place in the Underground Railroad, between King’s Cross and Gower street. The valise filled with dyna mite that was found at Charing Cross was identified as belonging to Burton. They were tried for trea son-felony, on the charge of “levying war against her majesty ” by a series of treasonable acts, begin ning with the explosion at Victoria Station on Feb. 25, 1884, and culminating in the attempt to destroy the Tower of London. Both were convicted on May 18. 1885, and sentenced to penal servitude for life. While these two men were awaiting trial, an explo sion occurred in the Admiralty building in London, on April 23, to the authors of which, and their mo tive, the police could find no clew. Old Subscriber.—lst. A wife may will all her property to her husband, providing she has no childreu, but whenever she has a child born after the making of a will and shall die, leaving such child so after boru unprovided for by any set tlement and neither provided for nor in aiiy way mentioned in her will, every such child shall suc ceed to the same portion of the mother's real and personal estate as would have descended or been distributed to snch child if the toother had died in testate, and shall be entitled to recover the same portion from the devisees and legatees in propor tion to and out of the parts devised and bequeathed to them by such will. 2d. A will executed by ah unmarried woman shall be deemed revoked by her subsequent marriage. 3d. If a married woman should die, leaving children by her living husband, the husband b&s a life interest in the whole of her real estate and a one-third interest in the personal estate; but if she has children by a former husband and none by the Ihring one, he receives a one-third interest in the personal estate, but none in the real estate. If there be no children or grandchildren, the husband receives one-half of her real and per sonal estate. H. E.—The following are some re cipes for staining wood a mahogany color: Pure aooo trlne aloes, 1 ounce; dragon’s blood, half an ounce; rectified spirits, 1 pint; dissolve, and apply two or tbree coats to the surface of the wood with wax or oil tinged with alkanet Or, wash over the wood with strong aquafortis, and when dry, apply a coat of the above varnish; polishes last Or, logwood, 2 ounces; madder 8 ounces; fustic, 8 ounces; water, 1 gallon; boil two hoars and apply it several times to the wood boiling het When dry, slightly brush it over with a solution of pearlash, 1 ounce, in water, 1 quart. Dry ahd polish as before. Dauntless.—A couple are married and have two children, when a disagreement arises which separate them and ends in a suit for divorce, which the woman wins. She returns to her native plaoe and remarries. The question is can the hus band marry again 7 According to the laws of New York State a person against whom a divorce has been granted, cannot remarry in the state but may be married in New Jersey or any other State and can return to New York .without fear of prosecu tion. G. G.— Ist. Barnum’s museum at the corner of Ann street and Broadway was destroyed by fire on July 13, 1865. 2d. At half an hour past midnight on the morning of Tuesday, March 3, 1868, fire was discovered in the northeast corner ot Barnum's American Museum, on Broadway be tween Spring and Prince streets, then occupied by Van Amburgh’s menagerie. The flames had attain ed such headway that it was impossible to extin guish them and the destruction was complete. Market st. — The fastest recorded time of a sailing vessel from New York to Liverpool, was made by the •• Red Jacket" in 1854, in 13 days, 1 Lour. 25 minutes, from Hook to bar at Liver pool. From New York to Queenstown, Ireland, the time was 12 days. 9 hours, 34 minutes, 50 seconds. Made by schooner "Sappho," N. Y. Y. 0., 310 tons, sailed 5:22 A.M., July 28; arrived August 9, 1369. Computed from Staten Island to Queenstown light. T. C.—ln draw-poker, when straights are played, the straight flush is the highest hand thnt can ba held. The other hands follow in thia order: Four of akind; full, flush, straight, three of a kind, two pair; one pair. When straights are not played, ns sometimes they are not, the straight flush does not rank higher than a common flush. In aneb case, four aces is ths highest hand. C. S. —Ist. We have received the fol {owing from Mr. John H. Bird, Secretary of the New York Yacht Club, who will please accept our thanks: The English cutter “ Madge ’’ is under our colors. She is at present owned by Mr. E. B. Shel don. a partner of Mr. W. A. W. Stewart, No. 49 Wall street. Name not changed. 2d Thera is no pre mium on the dimes of 1833 or 1835. H. MoH.—We take the following sta tistics concerning the standing armies which are the largest, from Whitaker’s Almanac; Austrian army, on peace footing, consists ot 286,423; war footing. 1,0’ 7 ?,104; France, peace, 523,833; war, 1,392.000; Germany, peace, 449,342: war, 1,492,104; Russia, peace, 800,000; war, 1,917,904. Str ang hr. —Ist We would suppose that warm water would bo the best to use with sul phur or tar soap, as it would be easier to make a lather. 2d. To use ammonia in the bath, take the ordinary ammonia as found in drug stores and add a few arops to the bath. 3d. We do not know which is the best soap for face and hands. O. J. C. —In Pedro Sancho the points score in the following order of precedence: 1, high; 2, low; 3, jack; 4, game; 5, Pedro; 6. Sancho. Thus: if two players have already reduced their score to two.and one of them has made high and game, Pedro and Sancho, the other, could go out before him with low and jack. M. E. M.—lt would be utterly impos siblo to give the '‘Language of Flowers” in this de partment, as it would take up at least two pages. If you desire it, there are a number of books pub lished on the subject, which may be obtained of the American News Company, 39 Chambers street. A. S. —There is the Eclectic Dispen sary for the treatment of nervous diseases, at No. 1 Livingston Place, open Tuesdays and Fridays from Ito3p. m. Almost ail the large hospitals have de partments for the free diseases of the nervous system. B. A.—We know nothing about the financial affairs of Mme. Patti, nor her contract with Mr. Henry E. Abbey. J. S. — A man is an animal endowed with reason, which distinguishes him from the lower animals. J. M. D.—See answer to G. G, in this number. NEW TORE, MARCH 20, 1887. TO ADVERTISING IS TWENTY FITE CENTS A LINE IN THE NEW YORK DISPATCH. Owing to our large edition we are eempetled to goto press at an early hour, hence ADVERTISEMENTS GAN NOT BR RECEIVED AFTER NINE O’CLOCK SATUR DAY EVENING. To TVTawo-nlo Advertisers. Th ago desiring to advertise in our Masonto eoiumna must have their advertisements n our office BEFORE TWO O’CLOCK on FRIDAY AFTERNOON. No art verbsement can be inserted on the Masonic Page alter th ct hour. The NEW YORK DISPATCH has a larerer circulation than any other Sunday Newspaper pub lished in the United States. HOW EXTREMES MEET. As a matter of partisanship we should have no objection to making the High License bill, now before the-Legulature, a party measure. Whenever there is good work to bs done the Ra publioan party is called upon to do it. The Democrats are as shortsighted as usual when they imagine that they can make the Ropubli oau party unpopular by identifying it with a re form of the dives and the low groggeries. Re publican voters do not come from such holes and nothing will be Inst to us by shutting them up. We are not in favor of compelling our citi zens to drink water when they want to drink cider, beer, wine or spirits. Neither are we in favor of unlimited rum. If the Democrats think that they can gain anything by allying themselves with the two extremes of no liquor and all liquor, they are welcome to their de lusion. Wo respect an honest and reputable liquor dealer, as wo respect all other honest and reputable men, and we believe that the Re publican party is composed of such worthy cit izens and not of the ruff, scruff and scum ot the dives and ths low groggoriss. But wo should liko to see the High License bill taken out of politics and dealt with as a practical question of morals and business for tho sake of the earnest but misguided members of the prohibition faction who are now laboring to make the vilest rum-holes legal because they cannot shut up all the respectable places where li juors are cold. All or none is not a motto for any sensible reformer. As long as human na ture remains the same, tho Maine law will never bo popular in Now York. The liquor traffic may be regulated, but it cannot be abol ished. It may be kept in tho bands of respect able, law-abiding dealers and out of the hands of unlicensed rogues and ruffians ; but it cannot bo legislated out of existence. The Prohibition ists have an opportunity to assist the temper ance cause by destroying the low groggeries; but, impatient of delay, angry at not being able to have their own way and their own way ot having their own way, like Colonel Stanley in “ Paul Pry,” they deliberately go to the other extreme and attempt to help the Democrats to continue the present disgraceful state of affaire, which is denounced by clergymen, by the po lice, by all true philanthropists and reformers and by every decent class of our citizens, in cluding the respectable dealers in beer, wine and spirits. Taka an analagous case. The theatres now pay a high license to the city. Under this license law the authorities are able to keep our amusements in charge of reputable and competent men. Would the prohibitionists be in favor of reducing the theatrical license to a few dollars per year, or abolishing it altogether, so that concert saloons, variety halls and low class theatres might be opened on every block and the public be subjected to the degradation of one of the most enjoyable forms of enter tainment? If they should be so fanatical would they not find themselves opposed by the com mon sense of the community ? That is the very position in which they have now placed them selves in regard to the license for liquors. The more they think the subject over tho more they must feel ashamed to be working shoulder to shoulder with the law-breakers of this metropo lis. They do not belong to such company and they will be even more ill at ease if their com rades hoist tho Democratic flag and insist that they shall serve under it. The Republican party can afford to be right; but we are sorry to see any of our friends, prohibitionists or liquor dealers, drop out of tho ranks to enlist in the motley mob of free rum and free vice. THE CLEARY MYSTERY. Whether ex-Alderman Cleary be guilty or innocent of the crime for which he is on trial, his injudicous lawyers and over-zealous friends are certainly doing everything in their power to ensure his eonviction. They began by an audacious attempt to get Judge Barrett off tho bench. Why? Judge Barrett is known to be able, upright and impartial. He has treated the other boodle Aidermen fairly and has tem pered justice with merqy in his sentences. He has presided over tho trials of other boodlers upon the same evidence that will be brought against Cleary; but this is no reason why he will not direct the jury to acquit Oleary if it be shown oonciusivoly that tho aeousod was not a member of tho “combine.” During tho cross examination of the talesmen, the counsel tor Cleary havs been in a state ot almost open re bellion against tho court. Their sneers and frowns and mutterings have attracted general attention. Last week, at the request of Cleary’s so-called friends, one of the counsel wont before another Judge and asked for a change of venue, al though the trial had actually begun. When Judge Barrett threatened to commit Cleary to tho Tombs for safe-keeping, hie lawyers eagerly asserted that they were ready to give bail to the amount of half a million ot dollars rather than have him sent to the city prison. What is Cleary ? Tho janitor of a big building on Broadway. Are his wages and perquisites as a janitor so large that he can afford to put up half a million of dollars tor bail rather than stay in jail during his trial ? It not, ho must have very wealthy friends. Who are they? What is their interest in this trial ? Why are they so anxious to keep Cleary at liberty ? Tho easy answer is that they believe Cleary to be an innocent man and, therefore, are ready to risk any amount of money to save him from dis grace. But this explanation doos not solve the mys tery. If the friends of Cleary believe him to be innocent, why are they so afraid to have him tried ? It is not often that a janitor has friends who can find a million of dollars to spare him a temporary inconvenience. It would be no dis grace for him to spend a few day and nights in the Tombs if he be afterward acquitted. On tho contrary, it would add to his triumph and increase the sympathy for him that would accompany the verdict after a full and fair trial. As good men as Clsary oan possibly be, have lived in the Tombs, and are not shamed by any prison taint. Why should his friends be so careful of him ? His reputation is not so spotless now that it can be injured by trifles. He was tho official associate of men who have already been found guilty, and he must live, until the jury acquits him, under the shadow of their crimes. Why are some very wealthy mon so excessively sensitive in regard to him ? The abduction of Charley Ross was a mystery until the death of Moser, the burglar, gave a probable clue to it The hold which Doo Wilson had upon his victim 'was a mystery until Wilson himself told the pitiful story. The reason why Bishop, the mind-reader, could not read the mind ot his own wife was a mystery until the reporters exploited tho fact of his former marriage. But ths Cleary mystery is deeper and darker than either of these. Who are the rich men behind him? What does he know which gives him so remarkable a “ pull” upon them ? Why are they afraid to leave him in the custody of tho city officials ? Why do they protest against the selection of Judge Bar rett to preside at his trial ? Why do they try to secure the most stupid and ignorant jurymen to hear the evidence m his favor which they boast that they are ready to bring forward ? Is there a contest between Cleary and Jake Sharp as to whom shall bo the first to tell the truth under legal pressure? Are Cleary s backers doubtful whether a cell in the Tombs might not so shake his nerves as to induce him to speak out? What can ho tall ? Whom wool lit hurt? Under all the suspio.pn < <•. r stances ot the NEW YORK DISPATCH, MARCH 20, 1887. case we think that Judge Bsrrott would have been Justified in refusing further bail for Cteary. Certainly, an accused person with such lawyers and friends should not be permitted to escape for a moment from the surveillance of the detectives. Where there is so much smoke there must be some fire. It is the duty of a janitor to keep the doors shut; but who are in side the door which Cleary guards and what is going on in tho darkness behind it? WEARING OF THE GREEN. Although a Tory Government is in power in England, and although a policy of coercion is threatened, and although ths thousands of poor Irish peasants are suffering from cold and starvation, yet tho celebration ot St. Patrick's Day, last week, was the most hopeful and en thusiastic ever known. The reason of this ia that tho down-trodden Irish people have at last found new and influential allies in the heart of England. They suffer, as they have suffered for many years; but they no longer have to look across the sea for friendly sympathy. Eng lishmen and Scotchmen have begun to under stand their wrongs and to assist them in re dressing their grievances. This one fact marks an immense advance upon any previous year. It is endorsed by other facts, scarcely loss im portant. The Catholic Church is again oham» pioning the cause of Ireland, and its blessing is of inestimable comfort to most Irishmen. Amer ica stands firm for justice to Ireland, as it has always done. Moreover, the Irish people are now more unanimous than ever before, have more practical loadere and more confidence in their leadership. The etorm still rages; but there is a rainbow of hope in the sky, and tho sunburst must soon come. The policy of Mr. Parnell and his associates In carrying tho war for the freedom ot Ireland into the British Parliament, and into English politics and fighting at the polls instead of in the field, has vindicated itself. The ablest statesmen of England are now on the side of the Irish pso ple. Ths majority of tho voters of Great Britain would oast their ballots tor Borne Rule if a fnl! and free election could be held. The London correspondents agree in reporting that never before was St. Patrick’s Day so widely and warmly observed in England; that never before were so many shamrocks worn, not by the Irish residents alone, but by English sympathizers. Ones forbidden by law to grow on Irish soil, the shamrock is now an emblem which tho English are proud to wear. Tho tremendous force ot public opinion is oompalling a settlement of the Irish question upon the only stable basis of selt-governmsnt. Tho groat Liberal party of Groat Britain, led by Mr. Gladstone, is rein forced upon this issue by the greater radical party, led by Messrs. Labouohere and Cowon. At the banquet of the National League, Mr. Labouchero, a radical member of Parliment, responded to the toast, “ Ireland a Nation,” which would have been thought treasonable a few years ago, and eloquently exclaimed, '■ You have wandered long in the desert, brother Irishmen, but tho promised land is now in sight. Only be true to yourselves and to ths past and you must soon enter it.” We have repeatedly prophesied that Ireland had nothing to fear from the Tory threats of coercion. The Tory party is in power through an unnatural coalition with tho Hartington faction. Being in the wrong, it cannot be strong, and its weakness is a new element of strength for tho Irish cause. We are not surprised that Lord Salisbury's govern ment has decided to present a land purchase scheme of its own, based upon the revised rentals, and, therefore, less profitable io the Irish landlords than the plan proposed by Mr. Gladstone. It is characteristic of the Tories to ignorantly blunder into the very measure they are pledged to oppose and to attempt to keep office by outbidding their opponents. With similar ignorance. Major Saunderson, the chief of the Orange fanatics, concedes the whole question when he asserts that "a settlement of the Irish difficulty must emanate from tho Irish people.” The demand for Home Rule does not ema nate from the Irish people. The last elections proved that it is endorsed by a numerical ma jority of tho English and Scotch people. Day by day since the elections this majority has in creased and solidified. If the Tories remain in power for another year they must grant Home Rule. It the Tories are turned out ot office, Home Bule will be granted by the Liberal party. All the signs of the times point to the certainty that tho jubilee year ot the Queen will be followed by Ireland’s jubilee, and that by next St. Patrick's Day, the Irish people will be as free, happy and prosperous at home as they are now abroad. This Cbowley Case.—Police Serjeant Crowley having been tried, convicted and sent to prison, Maggie Morris is now on trial in the newspapers. It is stated that she has been caught stealing from her benefactors ; that she was married before Crowley assaulted her; that, if not married, she says she was, and that damaging evidence as to her previous charac ter is in the possession of Crowley’s friends. We predicted at the time that there would surely be a reaction from the newspaper clamor against Crowley. Bulldozing is a very unsafe, as well as unfair game, to play in courts of justice. But the argument that Crowley ought to be let loose because Maggie Morris baa be come a bad woman is untenable, even if the statement be true. If Maggie is a thief, let her bo sent to prison, also; but Serjeant Crowley should not escape punishment for his conduct toward her. Governor Hill is to be asked to par don him, and it would be characteristic of little David to set Crowley free after allowing Mrs. Druse to bo hanged, because policemen have votes and women have none. If, contrary to the evidence at the trial, Maggio was a willing victim, this does not relieve Crowley from the odium of being in an improper place, at an im proper time, for an improper purpose, when, as a policeman, he should have been at home with his own wife, preparing for his next day’s duty. We regret to add that, while a great deal of money is being expended to blacken tho reputation of Maggio Morris, poor Mrs. Crowley is in want and ill. Colored Jubobs.—An American cit izens of African descent has rushed into print as a champion of his race, and, as is usual with unsolicited champions, has done more harm than good. He wants to know why no colored mon have been summoned as jurors in the boodle cases and is indignant that they should bo excluded from the panel. Now,as it is notor ious that the lawyers have made desperate efforts to secure the most ignorant and unintel ligent men in tho city for the boodle juries, the exclusion of our colored citizens ia rather com plimentary than otherwise. Obviously, the authorities have too high an opinion of the in telligence and education of tho colored men of New York to suppose that they would be ad mitted to the jnry box if they were summoned. We should not object to see the boodle Aider men tried by a colored jury. There would be no whits-washing done in court. The dirty linen of the city could bo promptly laundried. Such jurors would put a polish upon the most arrogant and browbeating lawyers. A cloud might seem to rest on tho faces of the jurors; but their minds would be as clear as crystal. Colored talesmen are not summoned because they are too good for tho work laid out by tho counsel for the boodlers. This explanation should certainly bo satisfactory to all concerned. Th® Ocean Bacb.—The sensational reports which are published—some of them only to be contradicted the next day—that the “Coronet” and the “Dauntless” have been seen by passing steamers and that the one or the other is ten or twelve miles ahead, are of no value, except to influence the betting. Appear ances are very deceptive at sea; it is difficult to estimate from a distance the relative positions of such small vessels as the racing yachts and a few miles more or loss are of no account in the early part of the voyage. During the ocean race between the “Henrietta,” “Fleetwing” and “Vesta,” in 1866, the yachts were sighted by half a do en ships and yet no correct statement -as to their positions was published. Judging from the newsnaper reports of sailor stories,, the “Fleetwing” was supposed to have been ahead at the very time that the “Henrietta" was celebrating her victory at Cowes. Probably tho “Coronet” is a faster boat than the “Daunt less;" she is newer and livelier; but seamanship tolls in an ocean race and in the veteran Captain Samuels the “Dauntless” has a commander who knows every wave ot the Atlantic as inti mately as a jockey knows the turns of a race course, and who has never been beaten in clip per ship or yacht when he had ohargo of the vessel. More Assistants Needed. —To offset the legal talent brought on from Philadelphia, some of our contemporaries ask that Roscoe Conkling should be engaged to sum up the Cleary case. Others ask why the District At torney should not do tho work himself; but those who put this question are ignorant of the immense amount ot routine duties which now devolves upon Hie District Attorney and which would hare to be neglected it he devoted him self to one long case, liko that of the boodle Aldermen. He is the general who directs tho whois army of justice, and he cannot be spared from headquarters to do a captain’s duty. There is a bill now before ths Legislature to in crease the staff of the District Attorney, and it ought to be passed at once. The expense would be less than ths $20,000 fee demanded by such extra aid as that of Mr. Conkling. At present there are five assistants, all hard workers and clever lawyers. Such a mental and physical strain has been endured by them that three of them—Col. Fellows, Judge Bedford and Mr. Fitzgerald—have recently suffered from nerv ous prostration from continuous overwork, and Mr. Niooll, who has not yet broken down, looks ten years older from anxiety and study, than be did at the opening of tho term. Tho city should not reward ita faithful officials by killing them off prematurely, and the Legislature should come to tho assistance of justice by giving tho District Attorney tho reinforcements ho re quires. This is Not April Fool.—The April part of “The Young Ladies’ Journal” is on sale to-day. It is one of the most interesting of magazines. It has continued stories, which are always well written, pure and entertaining. It also contains many brief stories, useful infor mation, and miscellaneous matter of much gen eral interest. Besides all these foaturoe, it publishes filty-two fashion engravings of the latest Paris styles. Yot tho price of this maga zine is but thirty cents. The International Company, Nos. 29 and 31 Beekman street, are the general agents. Mu. COULDN'T TACKLE A HARDWARE STORE. “ I see wot de prize-fighters do a dernation sight mo’ prize-fighton* in de noosepaper dan dey do wid deir fists,” said Grandfather Pun kinhead the other day. “ Dore appears ter be mo’ ohampenes loafin' around de kentry dan would patch sheol a mile an’ blame me ef I doau’t tiuk wot I could lick a bar’l full ob dem myself. Dere’s do ohampene heavy-weight, and de champene middle-weight, and de champene light-weight, an' de Champene fedder-weight, an’ about do only ting day do is ter wait fur each odder ter chin back in dor noosopapers. “Efany ob dem fellers’d come monkeyin' aroun’ me dem me ef I wouldn’t hit om a slap in de nose wot’d make deir heads swim. “ Now, fur instinct dere’s John L. Sulliman. ’Bout de only ting he’s knocked out recently is de demijohn, an’ hits nip an’ tuck atween ’em ae to who’s de besteet man. Half de time de demijohn's on top an’ do odder half de odder John's under.” “ 1 suppose you were something of a fighter in your day,” we ventured. “Well, I wus, an’ no mistake,’’ answered granddaddy. “ All de coons in our nebbor hood had ter take aback seat vino I let myself loose, an’ you hear me smoko ter oatcherate. I nebber was knocked out but onct, and dat wus by a big nigger wot’sname wus Sim Peters. I’ll tell you how it wus. “ I could clean out snorting in de shape of nigger in our town an’ de coons were all jellus ob me an’ hunted all aroun’ de kentry fur a moke tor wipe de flo' wid me. Putty soon a new coon camo to town an’ didn’t do nuffin but loaf aroun' de grocery etore war we used ter congre gate at nite. He nebber wuck an’ putty eoou I begins ter smell a mice. Der niggers wus put tin’ up fur him an’ had brought him ter town ter do me up. He tried tor pick a muss wid me but I wouldn’t hab it ontwill one day whin he begin ter make eyes at Jule Johnsing, wot was my bostest gaL,. Den I up an’ hump myself an’ knock him ober a flour barrel an’ shut him up like a jack-knife. Muteule frens interfear an’ we wus sepperated. “Dor nox' day I reseebed a challenge writ on a peece ob board, dat he would liko tor hab de pleasure ob broakin’ my jaw. “I desponded dat I would like to hab de pleasure ob crammin’ him into his hat an’ dat I would mop de flo’ up wid his oarcase fur half a dollar an’ da gate reseats. "De nox’ day wo weni’d, widi'd and I wus wici’d. It kem about in dis way. We mat in ole Pilkington’s barn an’ after we had put on do glubs we both spars fur an openin’. De barn wus full ob niggers an’ de bettrn’ was llbely, as high as seventy-fibs cents bein’ put up at a time. After we had bole spar fur an’ openin’ fur some time I biff him one on de oheat. Den he biff mo one on do nose. I hears sometink crash like breakin’ up housokeepin’ and den I goes ober do hay cutter an’ went to sleep in one ob do stalls. “I mua’ hab lay dere seboral or mo' nights, an' when I woke up an’ look at myself in de glass I toughi wot I wus somebody else. My head look as if I had fall down a well an’ had scrape all de way down.” “It must have been a powerful blow bo struck you,” wo said. “Pow’ful? Now your’e shoutin’! Do you know how dat nigger create so much panic in such a little wolume ob time?” "No.” “Dem glubs ob hisn was nothin’ mo’ or loss dan two apittons wot was oubbered wid sham my. He’d jest shut his hans in de holeo an' den he was ready for murder. He lit out ob town ’fo’ I got well or he’d hab been orrried out. I could lick any nigger in town, but dern mo It my blood wus rich nuff ter ’tack a hardware store.” FRIGHTENING THE BEA SEBPENT. The Boston Courier published this brief story on the 17th instant: « I could have had a good look at a ssa sarplnt once, said an old tar. '• but lor one thing." <• Ay. ay,” said his messmate, " what was that P* Well, the sarpint camo up straight ahead, d’ye Bee ?’* "Ay. ay.” “And we were going straight for him.” "Ay, By." " But he just looked at us and turned tail and west off like a flash, and we never saw a hair of him after. Wo scared him." " I thought sea Barpints weren't afraid of ships,’* said one of the erow. " Neither they are,” said the relator of the story. "Then what Beared him ?’’ "Our ship was called the 'St. Patrick,' and there was a shamrock painted on her bow.” SMALL OHANGB. A local doctor has invented a ma chine whereby the household scraps can be untillzed, and by the aid of chemicals sufficient power and heat can bo obtained to warm the room, produce gas, work the sewing-machine, and do a whole lot of other unimaginable things. Until he can make the machine work the growler his life has been mispent. That Omaha man who mistook his wife for a burglar, is in danger of having his neck stretched by the law, as it is said it oan be proven that he deliberately murdered her. It seems to us a darned shame that a man can’t do what he pleases with his wife, and the law is getting decidedly too previous. A Pennsylvania minister recently wandered around the country for two months without knowing what he was doing, his mind having been a perfect blank during all of that period. And yet, come to think, there’s noth ing overwhelmingly strange about the matter and he needn’t feel lonesome. The Czar must lead a truly exciting life. He had another bomb chucked in his di rection last week. It’s a remarkably quiet week when the Czar isn’t compelled to dodge a bomb, and he and his body guard have to travel around constantly with their pockets and hats filled with hand grenades. We trust the High License Bill will pass. The brand of coffin-varnish that the most of the gin laboratories are dispensing now, renders some sort of suppression necessary. We drank a glass of whisky (for medicinal pur poses ) the other day, that melted our suspender buckles. Mbs. Jambs Brown Potter has tack led the professional stage at last, and the socie ty world is greatly excited. Wonder if Mr. James Brown Potter will act as her advance agent? Don‘t suppose we’d have ever heard of Jim if it hadn't been for the other half of the family. The festive kerosene oil got in its fine work again in several parts of tho country dur ing the past week and several fresh angels sprouted,’brand-new wings. Next to the oar stove the festive kerosene is about the boat hoaven crowdor on record. The deadly bursted bridge whooped itself again last week and the result was a lat death-roll. This sort of accident would become less numerous if it could be arranged so that a quorum of railroad officials could be chained to each bridge. The high'hat in the theatre must go. It is impossible to see Bernhardt in her playa through, over or around them, and a move ment is being made to got her to do her acting either on a high platform or swinging sidewise from a rope. Green paint went up twenty-five per cent, in value on St. Patrick’s Day, and our Irish friends were happy. It's lucky that the day only swings into lino once a year, or there wouldn’t be enough green paint to go around. March is evidently determined to show itself smart, upon ours truly. Our citi zens have swallowed so much dust during the past, more or less days, that nineteou-tenths of them con be utilized as sand-clubs. The all-important question is: “ Who will succeed Beecher in Plymouth Church." We don’t like to demean tho memory of tho “ grand old man,” or we’d bruoh up our the ology and take a hack at it ourself. We see by the newspapers that they had a prize fight in the Assembly chamber the other day. Ought to provide them all with guns and abolish the punishment for murder for a month or so. Every pilot that comes in nowadays hands in a report of the relative position of the racing yachts. According to the very latest news both the “Coronet ” and the “ Dauntless” are ahead. Old gentleman Sickles asserts that during his late iHnesa ha was serenaded by a spirit band. Wo don’t know what Mr. Sickles’s favorite tipple is, but burs never tackled us in that way. Scott, the Roseville, N. J., embez zler, baa owned up to scooping $25,000, and he is now jugged in a Jersey jail. Canada thus loses another high-toned and respected citizen. Constant insults by bridge policemen to unoffending citizens superinduce the thought that the genus has been graduated from the ranks of tho old-time ferryboat deck-hand. The women’s suffrage bill has been defeated at Albany, and the girlies will have to wait at least another year before they can loaf around the polls and lay for tricks. Washington Bishop says that his wife’s mind is wandering and that she’s off her base, as it were. We don’t wonder at it, and she probably caught it from Wash. Eight Boston girls are going to India to bo missionaries. Jewhittaker I Lay low, heath ens ! They ain’t very fat nor tender, but the meat is good, allee samee. “ Uncle Tom’s Cabin” has been trans lated into the Russian language. We’re sorry for Uncle Tom, next to being sorry for Buasia. fit gnwnmtf. G0331P OF THE WEEK. Thk following attractions are announced for this week in Now York and Brooklyn: " Erminie ” at the Casino; “McNooney’s Visit’* at Harrigan's Park; N. a Goodwin in "The Skating Bink” at the Bijou Opera House; “The Taming of the Shrew” at Daly's; "The Dominie’s Daughter,” at Wallacks; Dockstader’s Minstrels; “Jim, the Penman** at the Madison Square; “Walda Lamar” at {the Ly ceum; Denman Thompson in "The Old Homestead” at the Fouteenth Street; Sarah Bernhardt at the Star; Vaudeville at Tony Aimee at the Peoples; Vaudeville at Poole’s; Thatcher, Primrose and West at the Windaor/’The Commercial Tourist’s Bride” at the Union Square; "The White Slave” at M. B. Curtis in "Caught in a Corner” at Hart’s; English glees and madrigals at the "Old London Street.” " Muggs’ Landing” at Proctor’s Novelty; "Prince Karl” at Lao Avenue. Next Tuesday evening promises to be a gala night at tho Peoples Theatre. Mecca Temple, No bles of the Mystio Shrine, have taken 875 Beats in the parquet and circle for that evening, and will attend in a body. It is a compliment to Col. T. Allston Brown, manager of the Aimee Comedy Company, who is also Commander-In-Chief of the O. G.’s of tho Scottish Bite, also a Shriaer. Col. Brown has been absent from tho city since last August, with this company. Next season promises to be a lively one all over the country, as new theatres without number are to be built in all the large cities. Of the most prominent new ones is the Vendome in Nashville, to be erected at a cost of s7o,ooo;,while among those to be remodelled or almost entirely rebuilt are the Pittsburg Opera House, Pittsburg, Pa.; the Taylor Opera House, Trenton, N. J.; the Euclid Avenue Opera House, Cleveland, O.; the Academy of Music, Rochester. N. Y., and Rand’s Opera House, Troy, N. Y., on which sums varying from $40,000 to $15,000 are to be spent. After the engagement of Lawrence Barrett at Niblo’s Garden in May. there will be produced a melodrama there entitled " The Still Alarm,” over which there has bean a great managerial contest. It is said to be a purely local play, with a fire scene In it calling for a steamer and trained horses, that are to be driven across tho stage. The play will be produced by Mr. Will Hayden, with Joseph Ha worth in the leading role. Tho management have secured the services ot Mr. Bon. Teal to stage tho piece, and perhaps the management will spend a little money and stage the piece properly. One Charles Burnham, an employee at the Star Theatre, and who cays he is in receipt of SBO per week salary, is to benefit to-night at Wallach's. What for? Last Sunday, Mrs. John Drew, manager of the Arch Street Theatre, Philadelphia, gave a family dinner in honor of her mother's ninety-first birth day, which was attended by four generations of relatives. Tho venerable mother’s name is Mrs. Eliza Kinlock, who half a century ago was a very beautiful actress. She is a wonderfully bright and active old lady. Mb- Josh Hart has been quite ill, confined to his * bed, but is now rapidly recovering. Friend Josh is no longer a boy, you know I Miss Genevieve Ward plays her final engagement in this city the week of March 28. at the Windsor Theatre, when she will be seen in several of her popular plays. The scene painters and carpenters have finished the great cathedral scene to be used in Mr. Law rence Barrett’s forthcoming elaborate production of "Rienzi, tha Last of the Tribunes,” at Niblo’s. Mr. Barrett presents this old play in Indianapolis daring the present week. Frederick Wards will play two engagements at the Windsor Theatre next season. At present ho is acting in the South, and will reach Philadelphia a week from to-morrow night. On May 2 Mr. Warde begins an engagement of two weeks in San Fran cisco. About a year ago the late Rev,Mr.Beecher attended a benefit in the Academy, for the Elks, and made a speech. Among the other features on the pro gramme was a march of the Amazons from •• Evan geline.” Mr. Beecher had a proscenium box next the stage, and sat through the exhibition of shapely limbs with £alm composure. He never went into a theatre until Mr. Irving played here. Subsequently he attended a dinner given to Mr. Irving, and told the tragedian that he had removed the prejudice against the stage, from his mind. "It’s a noble way of teaching history,” he said, "and after this I in tend to be taught.” In replying, Mr. Irving said that he had heard every great orator in Europe, but none so great as Beecher; "his words are like a flight of angels, in their beauty,” said he. Mr. Beecher af terward saw Lawrence Barrett, Mme, Modjeska, and was to have occupied a box at Daly’s two days after he died. Clara Morris, Janausohek and Joe Murphy are coming attractions at tho Windsor Theatre. Babnum and Forepaugh’s Big Show. To-morrow will bo the commencement of the second week of Barnum and Forepaugh’s tremen dous combination of circuses, museum, menagerie and other departments, in Madison Square Garden. At no time in the past was there ever so great a business done, for out ot the first eight perform ances given five were to overflowing houses. The Beckwith champion swimmers, the Hairy Family, and the dancing elephants, seem to meet with hearty public appreciation. Never in the history of shows was such a splendid aquatic exhibition ever given as that presented by the Beckwiths. They do everything possible in the water, and show many novel feats and extraordinary styles of swimming. The elephants actually dance an entire quadrille with the same ease and precision as human bolngs, and evoke groat merriment and applause, while the Hairy Family are anover ceasing source of wonder to everyone. Thera can be no question but that tho present is the best show ever given in Madison Square Garden, and richly deserves the groat patronage bestowed upon it. Madison Square Theatre. — Still there is no abatement of public interest in the fine drama of "Jim the Penman,” so long prevalent at this house. Tho drama will attain to its 150th con secutive representation ot tho ond of Mwoh, and etui the hottee is crowded every night. It is one of those oases mentioned by Hamlet in which'‘in crease of appetite grows by what it feeds on.” Public attention has, of course, been newly di rected to this subject by tho announcement of Mr. Palmer's arrangement for presenting "Jim the Penman.” on April 18th, at Washington, under the auspices of the President of the United States and other dignitaries at the capital. It is a difficult and costly enterprise that he has undertaken, but he will, without doubt, carry it to a consummation, with his accustomed exportneea and energy. All she proceeds are to go to tho Actors’ Fund. Since it became known in Washington that Mr. Palmer would bring on his company and present " Tho Penman” precisely as it is presented in New York, the liveliest interest as to this project has boon manifested throughout society la that city. The performance, of course, is to be attended by tho President and other promoters of the plan, by whom Mr. Palmer was invited to visit Washington. The trip of tho Madison Square company to the capital city not only insures a delightful occasion, but is an augury of great prosperity to the Actors' Fund. Lyceum Theatre.—lt is uncertain when Ml.. H.l.n D.uvr.y will does h.r prwant season at this house. The very great succese of " Walda Lamar ” indicates a run of several weeks, and as long as the present business continues there will bo no change of bilL Miso Dauvray is anxious to appear in yet another old comedy, and it is likely that her season will be extended into June. As it is, the Lyceum Theatre is full at every per formance, and the advance sale of seats is the largest of tho year. x < This popular actress has certainly made a personal triumph in a new and trying role, and deserves all the applause and calls before tho ourtain that she is receiving. The play is exceedingly well acted and handsomely staged. Fourteenth Street Theatre.—“Men may oome and men may go,” but Denman Thomp son and " The Old Homestead” could go on forever at the Fourteenth Street Theatre. As it is, the audiences are too large for the house, and hundreds are being turned away at every performance, so great is the desire to see this really fine perform ance of a pure and wholesome play. Mr. Thomp son’s personation of old Joshua Whitcomb touches the heart of every man around whom clings the thoughts of green fields and all the glories of coun .try life. He winds the clock just as we used to see it wound, and his queer-shaped leather trunk is just the same as the one we have seen up in the attic at home. New England Yankees like it, the public like it, and the Fourteenth Street is packed as usual at every performance, matinees included. The Old London Str :et. —One of the most interesting and entertaining places of amuse ment in this city is the Old London street, recently opened on Broadway, near Astor Place. Tho amuse ment seeker enters through .Bishopsgate, and as he strolls through the ancient streets, it seems to him that time has turned backward, so quaint and full of old-time atmosphere is everything. There it) reproduced the bouse of Sir Paul Pendar; the "Old Cook” Tavern; the home of Sir Bichard Whittington; the residence of the famous Isaak Walton; the Gunpowder Plot House; Old London Bridge; St. Andrew's Church; Grub street; the house of Oliver Cromwell, and many other histori cal buildings which line the street on either side. In the shops are seen the artisans, busy at their manufacturing, and the oldest printing press in the world in actual operation. The ancient court jester walks the streets clad in motley, and a choir of English glee and madrigal singers add to the attractiveness of the place. To morrow night the well-known WiHiam Courtney quartette will give an intorosting^programma o f English glees and madrigals. The Old London street should be seen to be appreciated. The Casino.—“ Erminie” now beats the great "Mikado” record of last season. The last operetta ran 207 nights, white "Erminie ” has al ready covered over 275, with every prospect of an additional hundred. The opera is laughed at and applauded as much as ever, and the houses are just as crowded. Mr. Aronson is constantly on the alert, making changes whenever necessary to keep the production up to the standard of the house, and "Erminie” looks as new and brilliant to-day as it did at tha be ginning of its remarkable run ten months ago. Mr. Budoiph Aronson will resume the Sunday popular concerts on April 3. At this concert Mr. Henry E. Abbey’s principal artists, including Mmes. Scalcbi and Novan, and Signors Galassi, Vluoini, and Novara will appear, with an orchestra of fifty musicians, under the direction of Signor Arditi. Fifth Avenue Theatre.—“Ruddy gore ” is running smoothly; tho audiences are large, and it is likely to attain a much longer con tinuance in popular favor than was predicted for it during tha first week of its performance upon this stage. It will be repeated until further notice. Matinee on Saturday as usual. Windsor Theatre. — The Mestayer- Vaughn Company appeared at this house last week in their familiar farce of "We, Us & Co.” and suc ceeded in pleasing food sized audiences at every performance. To-morrow night the first minstrel company that has ever been seen on this stage, Thatcher, Primrose and West's, will put in an appearance, and a lively rush for seats may be expected. George Thatcher, one of the funniest ol comedians, will be seen In new .sketches and humorous stories, and the rotund Billy Bice will make fun ef the with bis usual and laughable methods. A feature of the performance will be the fine sing ing and the dancing. Thatcher, Primrose and West are noted for giving a good show. Matinees as usual. Tony Pastor’s Theatre.—“ All new again” is tho motto of each succeeding week under Tony's reign of variety, fun and humor. Now there comes in the list among the most notable of his attractions. Miso St. George Hussey, the vocal* ist; tho Brantfords, Tom and Bertie, in their specialty of "Fritz’s Reception;” Mr. Shortie and Miss Mamie Leonard, in a banjo recitation; Miss Lottie Elliott, tho " skipper;” Messrs. Lang and Sharp, in " The Reporter;” Tho brothers Wingfield in thoir comedy specialties; Mias Ida Ranier, in her lightning change specialties—and Tony Pastor will come forward with his usual jocund budget of songs and local observations. The usual matineos will be given on Tuesday and Friday. Treasurer and general manager Sanderson will in dulge in the luxury of a benefit at a special matinee, on Thursday, March 31st. Timely an nouncement will be nxade of the attractions which are to be included in the bill of performances. Bwou Opera House.— Nat Goodwin and his particularly lively ** Skating Bink ” are doing well, and Managers Milos and Barton are' therefore correspondingly happy. Donnelly smiles the smile of the man contented with the size and value of his lot in life—and what more need be said? The usual matinee will be in order on Saturday. Hart’s Theatre Comique (Harlem). — The good folks of the north end of the city will not fail to avail themselves of the amusing scenes which they can heartily enjoy when witnessing the per. formance of the inimitable comedian, M. B. Curtis, whois to appear at this popular up-town theatre all this week in the latest and bast success, "Caught in a Corner.” .A very competent company, with Miss Albina De Mer at its head, will support the humorous Curtis, and fun will reign supreme. Next week Mme. Janauschek will ba seen at this house in a moat attractive repertoire. Standard Theatre.—J. K. Emmet’s business during his present engagement, is not affected by Lent. "Fritz,” Our Cousin German, , with bia new b ngs and imimitabte dances, are as ! enjoyable now, as they will be at Easter. Peoples Theatre.—Again Mr. John j A. Stevens came to the metropolitan stage with a 1 new play—or rather, in this instance, with a reoon- ’ straction of a work which he presented several sea sons ago at the old Windsor Theatre, under the ti. tie of "Her Second Love,” and In whioh Miss Maude Granger Impersonated very effectively the heroine. This reconstruction is named " Passing Shadows,” and has for its argument a Russian story of a loving wife’s devotion, a husband’s treachery, a touch of Nihilistic plotting, an Italian worshiper of Garibaldi played by a gentleman with a pronounced Irish brogue; a bright and saucy waiting maid, a ball room scene, a drinking bout in whioh the wife tn masque discovers tho faithlessness of her husband —and as a proper melodramatic ending—the death of that husband whilo endeavoring to escape arrest as a Nihilist. Mr. Stevens has woven his material together with skill and a due regard for theatric effect. The dia logue is plain and direct—although it is somewhat tedious in the first act—the incidents and situations are effective, and there is, as tho play progresses am ple opportunity afforded for scenic illustration. Plays far inferior to this " Passing Shadows”, not only in interest and construction, but in charac terization, have been given favorable hearing and commendatory criticism in tha Broadway theatre* in seasons past. * The oast was Iq Us entirety capably represented. Mr. De Belleville was manly, virile and handsome, and never ungraceful In his portrayal of the char actor of tho husband's friend and afterward as tha protector of the wronged wife. Mr. Stevens was seen to better advantage than usual and played his part effectively and well. Miss Louise Balfe as the Countess Olga, was fully equal to the demands of tho character, and won the sympathy of the audi ence as well as deserved critical regard for the ex cellence of her methods, and especially her avoid eace of rant and fustian display in the stronger and more passionate scenes of the play, in whioh at times she was the central and dominant figure. Miss Lytton as the waiting maid was lively and piquant; Miss Addle Cummings as Madame Tar genoff, made tho malicious character as " real devilish ” as tha situation demanded; Mr. Harry Eytinge as the very jolly old roue, filled the rob acceptably, and Mr. O. B. Hawkins exhibited all his stock of low comedy as the Irish Italian devotee at the shrine of the red shirted Garibaldi. Large audiences witnessed the performances of tho drama throughout the week. It will undoubt, edly meet with success and prove a profitable in vestment on the road. To-morrow evening and for the week, Mlle. Aimee Almeo, who, let us hope—and unhappily, vainly hope—will never become old—will be seen here, with her company, in "Mam zelle.” Her season up to the present time has been, as her management states, fairly prosperous. Union Squabe Theatre.—On Monday evening last Miss Agnes Herndon came forward for the first time on this stage, appearing in a new farcical comedy bearing the rather too lengthened title of "The Comrn?rcial Tourists Bride.” This addition to the already large stock of farcical ma terial with which tho stsge is oircussad—and not infrequently "cussed,” was furnished by Messrs. H. 8. Hewitt and Frederick Hale. It has been at various times during the present season, given in one night doses to the provincial canine—and good report of its pleasant effect has followed. The story is simple in construction and involves as its factors a California family party en route to Eu rope with a Chinese servant. Arriving at a New York J hotel—the young wife (Miss Herndon) discovers, io a morning paper, that her rather aged husband is charged with being a defaulter in California, and that detectives are in pursuit of him. A sort of G. Washington Phipps—in this instance being a com mercial traveler or drummer—is made to appear as i the husband. Through this all tho usual series of farcical mis takes, complications and perplexities of such a skit occur. The first act is rather dull, but the second and third acts have an humorous activity, and a sufficiency of lively events to ensure enjoyment and laughter to the audience. Miss Herndon as Mrs. Innocent Smith was viva cious, never appearing to forget her own personality for that of the character she represented, wore handsome dresses and withal—made herself the prominent and certainly a pleasant and comely factor in the performance. Mr. Frank Lane as tha drummer, was demonstrative and active in hie movements, gave all necessary point to the slang in his part and effect to his farcical situations and— which is perhaps tha only object of low comedy made his audience laugh. All the characters in the cast were fairly repre sented; the scjnic settings were adequate to the needs of the piece and the performance passed to its end smoothly and evidently obtained favor with the spectators. "A Commercial Tourist's Bride” will be continued during the present week. Many changes in the work are announced as having been made by Mr. Hewitt since the first night’s perfor mance, including the rewriting of the first act— which will be seen to-morrow evening. Star Theatre.—Mme. Sarah Bern hard! made her return to tho Metropolitan stage after a six years, absence, on Monday evening last in the presence of one of the most brilliant and notable audiences of the season. She came for ward as Fedora, a character whioh she created and ■ whioh, as de-igna I by M. Sardou affvrta her the * opportunity of displaying to the uttermost her wonderful artistic resources. Of her methods, her peculiarities and of her per formance of Fedora, Mr. Oarboy has written in another column. On Tuesday she appeared as Camille—on Wed nesday and Saturday evenings and at the Saturday matinee, Fedora was repeated, and on Thursday she was seen as Frou Frou. Tc-morrow evening, Mme. Bernhardt will appear < in an impersonation in which she has not been ) seen here—that of tho heroine of Georges Ohnet'e drama of "Le Maitre des Forges,” which, in it* Anglicized form, was presented at Wallack’s Thea tre under the title of "Lady Clare.” On Tuesday she will repeat "Fedora;” on Wednesday, "Frou Frou;” on Thursday she will enact Adrienne Lecou vrier, and on Friday she will appear as Dona Sol, ia "Hemani.” A review ot the performance of the company and of their individual merit will be given in a succeed ing issue. Poole’s Theatre. — Manager Poola this wook returns to his first love—the drama—and inaugurates the return with the engagement of Miss i Ada Gray, who will appear in "E»st Lynn” every J evening during tho week and at the matinees on Monday. Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday, mak ing ten performances in all. Tha prices have been reduced to the popular standard, admission being only ten and twenty cents, and reserved seats thirty cents. Certainly, with these advantages, there ought to bo crowded audiences present at every per formance. This evening Prof. De Morgan’e illustrated lecture will have for its subject, "America.” With this city as the starting point, he will lead his audience—in hie illustrations—through Niagara, showing its Summer and Winter dresses, to tha marvellous re gion of the Yellowstone, taking in the "Garden of tha Gods,” Sa t Lake City, the Hot Springs, Yosem ite Valley, the Mississippi. Natural Cave, Kentucky, the Wild West and the mild East in contrast. In short, all of the natural and artificial wonders of "The greatest country on earth.” Wallaok's Theatre.—Owing to the illness of Mr. John Gilbert, the comedy of " 014 Hoads and Young Hearts ” was not presented as announced, on last Monday night. Instead, the familiar drama ot " Moths ” was revived and held the stage throughout the week. Its performance was witnessed by a numerous audience each even ing. " Moths ” will bo withdrawn on Wednesday, and j on Thursday evening the first performance will ba J given of a new American comedy, entitled " The ] Dominie's Daughter.” of which Mr. David D. Lloyd is the author. It will be presented with new scenlo settings by Mr. Phil. Goatcher, and the cast will in- . elude the leading members of Mr. Wallaok's Com- P* Dy ’ . Daly’s Theatre.—Mr. Daly’s revival S of "The Taming of the Shrew” will be continued until further notice. Tho critical press has been affluent in commendation of this latest effort of Mr. Daly, and the special patrons of this house, as well as the general public, have given him substantial recognition of approval. The usual matinee performances of "Taming of the Shrew” will be given as usual. Globe Museum.—Messrs. Meehan and Wilson, the proprietors of this popular and exten sive museum, announce the engagement and per formances of Broncho John and his "Wild West” show — commencing to-morrow. The show In eludes famous cowboys and fighters of the Far West, who will give examples of their skill in throw ing the lassoo; their campfire life; their battles with the Indians, and will also present Broncho John’s big bear "Uno,” weighing 750 lbs. and stands seven leet in hight. This " Wild West” will doubtless not only prove an unusually interesting but certainly an instructive exhibition. Beside, Broncho John promises some startling and truthf'Jr revelations concerning the "Laud Swindles ” oa the frontiers. All tho standard curios will be soon as usua). and M Mr. Ed. Atkina will occupy tho stage at each per- ' formance with his new drama, in five ©hAl* tied " Jack Forrit. the Maa Huau«,”