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2 spends Lorrie, pushing the thick hair—the hair that Lord Guy has kissed—back from her fore head. “ I was only talking at random. I often do. Don't notice me. It is a trick I bare.” Greta glides toward her sympathetically and soothingly. “ Lorrie, dear, you seem out of sorts. I have noticed that you havo lost ail your spirits, and —and seem low and below tone. Why don’t you tell me if there is anything the matter ? Why not see Dootor Cox. ” Lorrie laughs a laugh of derision. “ See Doctor Cox 1 You talk as if anyone could ba cured of any disease by ‘ seeing Doc tor Cox!’ Through a telescope, I suppose, would bo sufficient. Once for all, I don’t want to see Doctor Cox I I hate Doctor Cox, with his tonics and iron and quinine. I am all right, I tell you. If there is anything the matter with me, it is that 1 am bored to ” “Death,” she is going to finish with, but at the moment Jack, gun and all, bursts into the room. “ I say, Grefs I” ho exclaims. “Look hero I Here’s some news tor yon——” " ::■■•_( the door !” says Lorrie, irritably. “ I was never mi re astonished in my life,” he goes on, administering a kick to .lu door. “ ’Pon my word, though, it’s a rum affair !’’ Lorrie glances at him over her shoulder. “ Don’t be excited, Greta. I know the value of Jack’s news. Ho has just discovered that the world is round or that gunpowder will explode if you put a lighted match to it.” “ Nonsense says Jack excitedly, “ I’ve just met Ceymour Mellord.” “ Extraordinary I” exclaims Lorrie, sarcastic ally. “And ho says,” continues Jack, disregarding the interruption, “that his sister Diana, you know, is engaged to Guy endale I” Greta’s bine eyes and innocent mouth open to thoir fullest extent; Jacks face wears the satisfied grin which belongs to the narrator of startling news; 1 orrie still stares at the tire, but her hands go to the edgeof the mantel-shelf and grasp it tightly. “ Not realty, Jack I” exclaims Greta, forgetting in the excitement of the moment even her straw berry jam. “ finally and truly,” says Jack, nodding em phatically. "Seymour Mellord has just got a telegram. Gny proposed last night and was accepted. Diana telegraphed! Fancy a Mel ford becoming a Countess of Latcham I Oh, there’s no mistake; Seymour Melford bad the telegram in his band and showed it to mo 1” “ Well, it is only what I expected I" exclaims Greta in the air of “ I told you sol” “ Proposed last night. And telegraphed this morning. How B leased ehe must lie! Lorrie, do you hear ? iana Meltord is to bo the next Countess of Lat cfaam ” 1b it the silence, the immovable attitude of the girl that strikes her, or what? Whatever it may be, Greta grows suddenly quiet and grave, “Go—go and tell papa, Jack,” she says in a low voice. “ Yes I” exclaims Lorrie, turning suddenly, her pale lace crimson, her eyes Hashing. "Go and tell all the village I Havo the bells rung put it in I be newspapers ” Jack stares from one to the other. Greta takes him by the arm. “ Go away. Jack,” she says softly. Then, as be goes, she approaches the slim, girlish figure by tbe fire. “ Lorrie !” is all she says, but it is enough. With a low cry Lorrie staggers and lalls for ward, ber head resting upon her arms. “ Lorrie ! Oh, my dear—my dear I” murmurs Grots, putting her arms round liar. “Hush! Don’t speak to mo! Don’t touch me I” cants Lorrie. There is silence for a moment. Greta can eoo the uoor heart heaving, the bowed head ! »teying to hold itself upright with its usual pride; then she murmurs again: “Oh, lorrie!” “ Hush 1 Don’t speak to me yet ! Ob, Heaven !is it true? Greta, is it true?” and she grasps Greta’s arm spasmodically. “Tell me! Do you think it is true ? People tell such lies. It may be a—a mistake,” and her eyes, grown suddenly larger and deeper, as it seems, de vour Greta’s shocked face with feverish eager ness. “I think it is true,” whispers Greta. “Oh, Lorrie—oh. my dear, why d dn't you tell me'! I never guessed ” A hoarse, grating laugh breaks from the white, strained lips. “ Why didn’t I tell yon? Why should I tell you? it was nothing—there was nothing be tween us. Nothing, except that ” She broke off and hid her face for a moment, then ehe raised it defiantly. “ Why didn't I tell you that he made me love him ?—that I loved him with all my heart and soul ? Because we agreed that wo' would not toll—that we would bo ree. Devon hear— -free! Don’t blame him; he was .ree. There was noth ing between us. He was free to go away and make love to any other woman—to propose to Diaua—and he has done it. That is all. Why do you look at me like that ?” fiercely, but with a catch in her voice. “ Don’t pity me, Greta; I could not bear it I Don’t say a word. Juat let things go on as they were before—before /«- came.” Then a sudden revulsion comes, and with a low cry she falls forward and leans her head on Greta’s pitying bosom. “ Oh, Greta ! It is of no use to try to brave it out. My heart is broken,” she murmurs faintly. “ Broken! Greta, it is true. I did lore him; ah, I love him still. And he—he swore—.wore that he loved me, and that ho would not marry any one else but me, even to gave Latcham 1 And now, now, Greta, are al/ men like that ? Do all of them forget in a few short weeks ?” and she clutches Greta’s arm and clings to it, hiding her white, straining face from the pitying, tear-dimmed eyes. “ Hush ! hush I” murmurs Greta. “ There may be some mistake.” Lorrie laughs bitterly, dospairfully. “ No, there is no mistake, she says with a dry sob. “lean see it all. I can understand hew she has eaught him. Caught him I Do you hear, Greta? If ha had stayed here with me, I could havo kept him ! But they took him away from me, they threw him into her arms, and— and she has stolen him from me 1” Silence lor a moment. Not a tear comes to moisten the dry, burning eyes, and cool the hot, aching heart. “ What cm I say ? Lorrie, my dear I my dear 1 My poor child 1 I never guessed I Oh, Lorrie, Heaven will punish him I” "No, it will not!” retorts the hoarse, strained voice. “ Men never are punished for such things 1 He will marry her and her money, and will be happy. She will teach him to love her in time, while I—l—oh, Greta, it I could only die 1” "My poor Lorrie 1 When—when did this happen between you and him ?” Lorrie pushes the hair from her face with a restless, impatient gesture. “ When ? Years ago 1 ages ago I No, only a f«w weeks 1 a few weeks I The night of the Moes I Ob, Heaven 1” and she covers her face with her liands with a passionate, despairing movement. “ 1 can see him now. I can hear •very word he said. It was the first time any Cue had ever spoken to mo like that,’ 1 with a ■tter laugh, “ aud I am not likely to torget it ! £ut he has forgotten it, and very quickly 1” “He is a cruel and a wicked man I” says Creta, indignantly. Lorrie li ts her head, her eyes flashing. “How dare yon say that I Cruel, wicked ? >ol It is not his fault 1 It is theirs; that hard loarted old father and hers— Diana Melford’s I th, Greta, I won t hear a word against him ! Lo would have gone on loving m» if they had tot got him away ! It was not his fault, or a ine, but -but Fate’s !" A pause tor a second, lien she looks round wearily. “ And now what >m Itodo ? Tell me, Greta. I can’t”—with a itiudder— “go on living day alter day with nothing to do but think, think, think I Greta, f jat “hall I do ? uh, if one could only die I < hat is tbe use of living when one’s heart is troken. and one’s life ie over ?” “My dear, your life is not over yet, please Heaven I” murmurs Greta, smoothing the ruf fled silky hair with a tender, compassionate oand; but Lorrie pushes the band away. “Don't preach to me, Greta. I can’t bear that. You mean well, I know, end—and I’m grateful; but preaching is no use. You can’t jot him back by preaching, and that is the only thing that will do me good ! No, tie will never .ome buck !” with a despairing sigh. “ Never, novel', never 1 Oh, Gny, if I had died before you spoke io me that night 1 You see”—pite ously—“J did not know how it had gone with me until he spoke. I loved him; oh, yes, 1 loved him, 1 daresay, belore that—days before. But when be spoke, when he put his arms round mo and kissed me——” sue stops, and a quick shiver runs through her. “Greta!” in a hoarse, dry whisper, “it is Diana ho will kiss now, not me—not me 1” sad she hides her face. What can Greta do ? What can the best of us do at such limes but preach patience to the tor tured, breaking heart ? And Lorrie will have no preaching. “ ( ome up-stairs to your room, dear ! Come ar.d lie <lown, clear I” murmurs Greta, getting frightened. “Come and lie down !” says Lorrie, mock ingly. “ Why should 1 lie down? I’m not ill. [ haven't got a headache ! If I lie down to the day ot my de th it wouldn't bring back the past, wouldn't alter things. Do you think”— sharply, fiercely—" that I am going to take to my bed, and play the maiden all forlorn, wear the willow, and cry my heart out? How little you know roe :” with a short, harsh laugh. “ No, I’d rather die here on the spot than wear my heart upon my sleeve to let all the women at Carshal peck at it 1 Get me—get me a glass oi wine 1” aud she almost pushes Greta from her; Greta goes to (he sideboard and sorrowfully does ns she is bid. Her hand trembles more than Lorrie s, as she takes the glass and emp ties it. ‘• There ! I am better -better already,” with a wild laugh, and a sudden flush upon her white, strained ace. “‘ He loved and he rode away !' 1 used to laugh at tbe deserted damsel in the poem, Greta; I don’t feel much like laughing now it has come to my turn. Do I look like a deserted maiden; do I look as if I had been”- a pause, as the crimson grew deeper in the lovely taco -“jilted Greta gazes at her pityingly, tenderly. “ Come to your room and rest, dear,” she whispers, bqt Lorrie turns aside impatiently. “ No, I will not I To have Jack wondering what is the matter— “lf Jack knew,” says Greta, her gentle face growing red and ansry-looking for perhaps the first time in her lite—“if Jack knew, Lord Kendale would not laugh much, neither, Lor rie.” Witli« start Lorrie turns and oatchos at her win. “ Greta, Jack must not know I No one must know! Do you heart Understand!’ hastily aud fiercely. “ I will have no one told. There are to be no-no scenes between Jack and Gny —I mean Lord Kendale ! No, it is not his fault —it is mine as much as his 1 It is no one’s but Fate’s ! Jack must not know, nor pups e, nor any one. Only you and I, Greta; and I wish that I had not told you. But,” and the lips qui er, “it was too much to bear quite alone I ’ Greta puts her motherly arms round her slim waist and draws the beautiful bowed head to her bosom. “ Oh, my dear, if I had but known before I What things I have said, not knowing ! How I must have stabbed yonr poor heart!” “ It doesn’t matter,” responds Lorrie wearily. “My poor heart, as you call it, is beyond stab bing now. It feels,’ putting her hand to her bosom, “as if it were numbed and—and dead. Hush—what s that?” for there ie the sound of footsteps upon the gravel outside. Greta looks up quickly. “ It is Seymour Mellord,” she says warning ly. “Como away, dear 1” But it was too late, for Seymour Mel ord opens the door. ‘‘l beg your pardon," he saya addressing . Grots, but looking with covert scrutiny al Lorrie a back. “I thought Mr. Latimer was here.” “ I’ll fetch him,” says Greta. “ Are you com ing with me, Lorrie?” But a spirit of defiance and stubbornness has taken possession ot L orrie. “ No,” she says slowly and,going to the piano, hurls it open, and begins playing, loudly, wild ly. Seymour Mellord stands and looks at her un der his half-1 iwered lids, his white liands hold ing his hat with a tight, nervous grasp behind him. There is not a point in the expression of the pale, lovely face that he does not mark and notice; be knows lull well the meaning of the dark shadows under the eves, the pallor of the lipa, that used to bo as “ rod as a rose in June,” aud he knows that the time has come wheu ho can stretch out his hand and grasp the prize ho has been plotting for. “ That’s a dashing piece of music. Miss Lor rie,” he says, drawing a little nearer the pia no. “ It is !” says Lorrie curtly, her hand striking out wild chords ou the bars. “ What is it called ?” he asks. “ You must speak louder, I can’t hear," she says. He repeats the question, and comes still near er, so that he is standing just close to her el bow, his eyes looking into the sad, pale face. ‘“The March of the Men ot Harlech,”' she replies curtly. “ And so ’’—she forces herself to say—“ Diana is to be the Countess of Latch am ?” She has to face the thing sooner or later, bet ter begin at once; but po one will ever guess what it cost her to frame the words. “Yes,” he says with a smile. “’The Count ess of Latcham! I ace you havo heard the news.” “ Good news travels as fast as ill, now-a days,” says Lorrie. Her heart feels broken; there is a dull, ach ing pain in her head, a sound of buzzing in her ears, but still she manages to force a wan smile. “ So it does,” he assents, in his soft, pleasant voice. “I hope—l am sure—Diana has your good wishes, Miss Lorrie 1” “ Every one of them I” ehe assents, with a wild laugh. “ What are the usual wishes, Mr. Seymour ? ‘ Long life, and wedded happiness,’ isn’t that it? One likes to Jtuow, you know! Oh, yes, I wish her every happiness, and ” She pauses to quell the quiver of her lips. “ And Lord Kendale, too !’* “ Thanks,” lie says, then ho sighs. “ Miss Lorrie, my sister’s engagement ought to havo made mo verj r happy, don’t you think ?” “ 1 should think so.” she answers absently, her fingers touching the keys mechanically. “Aud yet it has not wholly done so,” he goes on, his eyes fixed on hors, which stare at the maker’s name on the piano with a dreary, Bai lees vacancy. “ Her happiness only makes my longing for such happiness more acute 1” “ What d i you mean?" says Lorrie, with a start of attention. “ I—l bog your pardon, I was not listening. I have got a headache to day ” She puts her hand to her forehead. “ Lorrie, can you ask ■” he says, bending his head. “You know what it is that I want to make me happy! You know that I love you; that I have loved you for a long time, and that I can never be happy until you are my wife I" Lorrie does not start, but she sits looking straight before her like one dazed. “For months past I have fought against the passion that has taken possession of me,” he goes on, bis face growing paler, his sunk eyes darkening under tbs emotion which absorbs him; his voice, which he is striving, with all his force, to keep calm and quiet, so that he may not frighten ber, quivering; “I have told myself that you were too beautiful, too good for mo to lift my eyes to; I have told myself th at I should never win your heart, but it was all in vain. My love has grown and grown until it has overmastered me——” His hand falls on the back of tbe chair and grasps it tightly. “ I am never happy when I am out of your presence; I am never with you, but I look forward achingly to the moment when I must leave you I Miss Lorrie, lor Heaven’s sake, listen to me and give me a favorable answer! I love you I Will you accept my love? ’ As he speaks lie touches—it can scarcelv be said that lie lays his hand upon her—her arm. Then Lorrie awakes. With a start she turns full face to him—the face so white and wan, and burdened by the crushing blow that Guy has dealt her; white and wan, but still how lovely 1 “ What ia it you are saving ?” she says, put ting her hand to herbrow. “You—you want me to marry you ?” His lips form the affirmative, his eyes speak it with passionate eagerness. A faint shudder runs through Lorrie’s frame. “ You—you say you leve me!” she says, piti lessly. " You know it I” ia all he answers. “ Aud—and you want me to marry you! Why ? You don’t ask ms if I love you.” It ia cruel—the cold, hard, unyielding tone— and he winces. “ I—l will teach you to leve me, dearest 1” he murmurs. Again she shudders. “ Listen to me,” he murmurs in bis soft, in sidious voice. “I am not unreasonable, Lorrie. I know that I have taken you by surprise, but I can be patient. Don’t tell me that you do not love me, and that there is no hope for me; for Heaven’s sake, don’t tell ms that! There ie always hope when a man loves as 1 love you, with all my heart and soul!—you are my heart aud soul, Lorrie I See, now; you can make of me what you will. I—l am not a good man I” —the perspiration starts out upon his forehead, and his lips tremble—" but—but if you will ac cept my love, no man, however good he may be, could make you happier I Lorrie, my life, my late is at your feet! Don’t send me away without hope. At least, tell me that you will try to love me 1” “ Trv to love you ? Try? Can one lovo by trying ?” It is almost of herself that she asks the ques tion, but ha answers it, passionately, eagerly. “ fee. Every day ot my life shall be devoted to winning your love, Lorrie ! Not a whim, not a wish, shall go ungratified. You said that you were ambitious; 1 am ambitious also—for your sake, not my own ! The world lies before me; with your love to inspire me I can do, I will do, great’things I If you desire a title, I will win one lor you. Money, wealth, shall be yonrs at once bhe rises, shuddering faintly, and yet not so faintly but that he sees it and maddens at the sight, as he remembers how site slid into Guy’s arm when he told her of his love that night in the lane. “ I—l cannot!” she breathes. “ I—l am very grateful I You are very kind ! I—oh, let me go I" for he has iallen on his knees and is clutching the edge of her dress with the pas sionate impleration of a man who sees his prize escaping him at tbe moment whea he deems it secure within his palm. "Wait! Listen to me, Lorrie I I only ask you to listen ’tome ! Think what it is I offer you. The love of a man, not of a boy who will forget you in a month !” Lorrie winces as it s]te bad been struck, and the cofor comes into Her pale face. “ All my heart and soul,” he goes on pas sionately, and yet in a voice that is scarcely above a whisper. “ A place in the world which you shall help me to make still more worthy oi you. Lorrie, think of your father, your brother and aister! I will watch over them and guard them aa if they were my own—as they shall be. Lorrie, I have yeur father’s good word " “My father I You have spoken to him ?” she murmurs. “ Yes,” be says. “1 am not ashamed of my love tor you.” Again she winces. “I have 1 been straight to him and opened my heart to him, and he-be wishes me well. Lorrie, think 1 Don’t give me your answer now, wait and think ! liemember how dearly, how truly I lovo you 1 Trust to mo, aud havo no fear for the future; I will make it bright for you, and for all you love.” He pauses, breathless, and his hand relaxes its grasp of her dress. “I—l will say no more now,” he says, with a quick catch in his breath. "Ln an hour. I will wait in the garden ” The door opens, and Greta hurries in. She is pale and frightened-looking, and doos not draw back even when she sees what is happen ing. “ Lorrie I Papa! Come quickly!” she says, and she is out again.” CHAPTER XIX. “ SOT TOIUTO AND PLOTTED IX VAIN.” Lorrie paying no more heed to Seymour Mel ford than it he had been ons of the hassocks, rushes after Greta into the study. At his table sits the rector, his head bowed upon his hands. Beside him stands Jack, with hia hand upon the old man’s eheulder, while Greta is kneeling at his feet, trviag to draw the trembling hands from before his face. “ What is it?" demands Lorrie, pale, startled. "Pupsie, are you ill?” and she pushes Jack gentlv on one side aud takes his place. At the sound ot her voice the rector groans. “ Ch, my children -my poor children !" ho moans, and his head sinks lower. “ What is it ?’’ saya Lorrie, looking from one to the other imploringly. “What has happen ed? Can’t eituer ot you speak ? Pupsie, tell mo -what ia it?” For a moment there is silence, then Greta draws herselt up and winds her arm lovingly round the old man’s neck. “T 1 11 her, dear,” she whispers. “ Don’t giro NEW YORK DISPATCH, MARCH 27, 1887. ■up all hope, dear. “See, here is Jack and Lor ' rio with you, dear, dear papa “ How can I tel! them ?" moans the poor old j man. “My children,” and he raises his head and looks at them with an awful look of in sery, “ I have ruined you 1 Your father, who should Jiave guarded and succored you, has robbed you I" Lorrie’s face grows wbite. Has ho gone mad? is the dreadful thought that flashes through her mind. The rector shakes his head, as if ho road the thought in her eyes. “No, Lorrie, no ! lam sane enough. It is quite true, alas 1 Tell her, Greta—l—l can not I” and ho sinks back and covers his face with his hands. Grets lays her hand upon Lorrie’s. “ We are in great trouble, dear,” she says, tremulously. “ But it is not ot ourselves wo must think, but of our dear father.” “ Yea," says Lorrie, going to the old man and kissing him. “But what is it? It oan’t be very dreadful. We are all here alive and well. Papa is not ill.” “ Lorrie,” says Greta, “papa has lost all his money -—” “We are ruined," says the rector, with a groan of remorse -“and I have done it!” “ Ituinod I” says I orrie, vaoantly. The word conveys no meaning to her for the moment “How can wa he ruined? We are poor, I know, but” she looks round to assure herself that the reotorv root still stands above her head —“ but we havo always been poor.” “ Lorrie,” says Greta, gently; “ poor pans has met With a great misfortune. lie has”—ehe does not understand it hereeU and speaks ths words with tne vagueness o: intense ignorance— “he has beon-spoou'ating I" Jack's face grows long and dismal. “Speculating I” echoes Lorrie, bewildered. “Yes. 1, who should have guarded my poor children s money as I should have guarded my own life, have flung it in the gutter! lam justly punished, but my poor children 1 my poor children !’ moans the rector. “Jack can you ever forgive me? Lorrie—” Ho stops, and the tears well to his eyes. “Oh, Lorri e, Lorrie I I must have been mad ” “Hush, bush I” murmurs Greta. “But, tc'iaf is it?’says Lorrie desperately. “I- I don’t understand I Jack, oan’t you tell mo?” “Be quiet!” he says, and he draws her on one side and whispers, “ Father has been doing something with some stocks or shares, and they have bit him-they always do, you know. Ho has lost every penny of the money mother left him, and we are”—he shrugs his shoulders in a bad way,” “Buinad, utterly, utterly ruind I” sa vs the rector in a voire ot dull despair. “Greta, my child, let them know the worst. I have told you; I cannot go over it again. It—it would kill me I” “Yes, papa, I will tell them,” says Greta soothingly. “Lorrie, we shall have to leave the rectory, you and Jack, and I, end do our best in the world to help poor papa.” The rector bides his face in his hands. “We shall be very, very poor for a time: but wa must not lose heart. Papa will take some pupils"— her voice breaks at the prospect ot tho broken old father toiling with some half-a dozen noisy boys; the old man who lias grown so accustomed to the quiet of his pleasant homo —“and—and we must all do our best to cheer . him up I It was dpue lor our good -what he did —“ poor Greta still understands nothing of how tho money has gone—“ and—aud we love him better than ever, dear 1” and she clings tenderly to the old man. Jack draws Lorrie outside. “ That isn’t the worst of it, Lorrie,” he says, gloomily. “This is an unlimited company fa ther has been going in for, and ho will lose more than he has got. The bishop will inter fere, and,” he shrugs his shoulders, “I’m afraid, Lorrie, we shall all—the poor old father as well—have to turn out.” Lome sinks on to a chair in tho hall, and sits staring before her. The second blow has come upon her so suddenly, so quickly after the first, that she is too bewildered and benumbed to fully realize it. And yet through all the numbness oome the words Seymour Mellord has just spoken: “ I will guard and watch over yours as if they were my own—as they shall be I Think of your father, and Jack, aud Greta!” Tho words were meaningless and empty in her ears then; but how full ot significance are they now I Jack goes up to her, fumbles for bis pipe and lights it, then lays his hand upon her shoulder. “ Don’t give in altogether, Lorrie,” he says m his bluff, kindly fashion. “ I’m still in the front, you know. I’ll buckle to, now, and put it ail right; there must bo plenty ot things a fellow can do, if ho only knows where to look for ’em. Don’t give in, Lorrie.” She raises her eyes to h s. “ I am not giving in,” she says, in a dull, dazed voice. “I am thinking—that is all.” “By George, we shall ail have to think now,” he says, pacing up aud down. “ Poor old dad ! I wouldn’t mind so much it ho weren’t so out up. I’m airaid it ho has to turn out of the rec tory it will ” He pauses, and there is no need to speak. “ Kill him says Lome, in a hushed whis per. “ les, it would kill him.” She rises, and going to the window, presses her burning fore head against the cold glass. “It would kill him I" ehe murmurs to herself, twice—thrice. “It’s an awful mess,” says Jack, stillipacing to and fro and pulling at his pipe disconsolate ly. “There's no time given to a fellow to turn round and look up some mone.v. These sharks will be down upon us In a day or two and take every penny we’ve got. Shouldn’t wonder it they sell the furniture from under us. I can’t think now the poor old governor can have got let into it.” “ Soil the furniture!” says Lorrie, in a slow, dull voice. “ Sell the furniture and turn him out of tho rectory. Yes, Jack, you are right, it would kill him.” For the first time two great tears roll down her cheeks. “ Don’t cry I” says Jack. “ I’ll go and—and— hang it if I know what to do or where to go! Wait I By George !” as if struck by a sudden idea. “ I’ll go to Seymour Mellord. I don t know whether he understands anything about thia kind of business, but his father will, any how. I’ll go and call upon him and toil him what a moss we’re in ” “Stop!” says Lorrie, and her face whitens as she catches at his sleeve as be hurries to tbe door. “Do nothing of the kind—yet. Wait l” “Why? What's the matter ?” he says. “Oh, I see 1 Yes. You would not like it,” then he stops short. “ Well, 1 don’t know what to do 1” “ Go-go back to papa,” she says, in a dry, harsh voice. “Go and comfort him, and—and wait till I come,” aud she moves toward the door. “ But where are you going ?” he asks. She points to the study door. “ Go and comfort him and wait till I come back I” He goes slowly into the room and she pauses for a moment, with her hand pressed to her bosom, her eyes raised witu a wild look of de spair; it passes in a moment or two, and with a set look upon her beautiiul face, a hard, cold determination in her eyes, she opens the draw ing-room door. Seymour Melford is standing by the window. At the sound of the opening door he turns and comes toward her. “Lorrie, what has happened?” he says, but his eyes drop before hers and the question sounds false and strained. But Lorrie does not notice it. •• I havo come to give you my answer,” she says, and her eyes fix themselves on the ground heavily. “ Ah 1” and ha draws nearer. •' Wait 1” she says, putting out her hand as if to etop him. " You—you asked me to marry you.” " I did—l do 1” he says, fervently. “It is the dearest wish of my heart—” She stops him with a gesture. “ You—you do not expect me to—to love you ?” Slowly, mechanically the words drop from her lips. “ I will wait tor that,” he says; “wait with the sure hope that I shall win your love 1” “ You will be content with—that ?” she says. “ I will be content—more than content 1” he assents. “ Just now,” ehe pauses, “ you spoke of—of money—wealth.” “ I did,” he says. “ I know it will not weigh with you “ It does !” she says, moistening her lips an<L, crushing down tho weight of shame and misery that threatens to rise and overwhelm her. “It does weigh with mo 1 It—if—l asked you to let me have some money—now,”—she can scarcely go on, but she makes an effort, her eyes burn ing, her lips quivering—" if I asked you to give —to lend me some money now, would you— would yon she cannot go further. “ Would I givs it you?” he says eagerly, the light ot triumph, aye, and of passion, beginning to gleam in his eyes. " Yes; every penny I possess 1 With both hands,” and he stretched out his hands. “Then Ido ask you,” she says. “Not for myself—not for myself, but, but,” she covers her face with her hands and sinks into a chair. “Lorrie, dearest 1” he murmurs, bending and taking her hand to his lips. “ I know I Yonr father is in trouble 1 I feared it 1 Can you doubt that I would help you 1 Why, whom should you come to but me ? How much is it, dearest ? See i” and he tears open his coat and takes out his check book. Ho had brought it in readiness. “ There!”—and he jumps up from the table where he has written something in the counterfoil—" take that to your father, dearest, and tell him if he wants more, only so much greater will be my happiness in giving it to him. No-not to him, but to you—my dear, dear wife 1” Lorrie takes the check in ber trembling hands. “ Can you—can you understand the shame I feel, I wonder ?” she says dully. “ But it is tor him -for him 1” “ There is no shame, dearest 1” he murmurs. “ All I have now is youra and for ever,” and he ventures to put his arms round her and kiss her forehead. And Lorrie submits—for her father’s sake I Certainly Mr. Seymour has not toiled and plotted in vain. CHAPTER XX. “THE HOBSE THAT DIED SO AWKWARDLY.” “A diamond braco'et the day before yester day, and a necklet to-day 1 My dear Lorrie, I do tuink you have the most generous of sweet hearts says Grots. It is seven days since the Wheal Rose Min e exploded, seven days since Lorria sold herself to save her father, the first seven long days of the bondage which is to last till lile ends, audGreta stands in the breakfast room holding up to tho light a magnificent necklet in which sparkle those precious stones which, since the days of klueen olieba, the lair sex have most favored. Lorrie is silting at tbe davenport in the atti tude which she always assumes when compelled by dire necessity to anew, r one o her corre spondents, that is, with her small baud thrust into her hair and an expression ot utter and intense boredom eloquent not only in her face, but in her whole form. “What?” she says, just looking up. “Ob, yes, very pretty.” “ Ifory pretty I” echoes Jack. “Listen to her. Her young man showers gold and diamonds on her and she says ‘ very pretty 1’ as if they were things from Margate. ‘ ery pretty !’ ’i’on my word, Lorrie, you taka things very coolly; any body would think you'd been engaged to a mil lionaire since you were :n your cradle.” “Perhaps I was,”she says wearily. “Mar riages are made in Heaven, yon know. I wish you wouldn’t bother me while I’m writing. Gre ts, what ought I to say to this old nuisance ” aud she yawns and stretches her arms wearily. “ Who is tbe old nuisance?” asks Greta, slow ly and reluctantly conveying tho necklet to its sat.n case. “ old Lady Collop !” replies Lorrie. “Lady Lollop?” says Jack. “Didn’t know she was alive. Never saw her but once, and that was wheu I was a young 'un. I remember she told me that I ought to go aud wash my hands, and 1 hated her from that moment ac- COribuKly." “. obody else know she was alive till now,” says Lorrie. “ There ought to be a law forbid ding relations who haven’t seen or heard of each other tor years to break out into sudden correspondence.” “ Come, now, Lorrie," says Greta, as usual ready to spring to the de.eace ot the absent, “ it was really very kind of the dear old soul to write und wish you happiness.” “ Was it ?” says Lorrie dreamily. “I’m not sure of that. Suppose I’d been going to marry tbe sheep ” —I regret to say that this is the cog nomen always applied by Lorrie to the meek faoed curate—" with his hundred and twenty pounds a year: do you think old Lady Col.op would have written then ?” “ oe.er I ’Tain’t hkuiy I” remarks Jack em phatically. “Not” says Lorrie. “ But because lam go ing to marry the son of the great Mr. Mellord, the ‘ dear old soul ’ thinks it would be worldly wise to expend a sheet o: paper and an envel ope upon Mr. Mellord’s future daughter-in-law. ho is Lady Collop, Greta ?” “ Lady Collop is a sort oi a kind of a second cousin fourteen times removed from the guv’- uer,” breaks in Jaoa. “ Bhe is the widow of a city knight, my dear Lorrie, an eminent tallow chandler in the city, who became alderman and Lord Mayor, and was rewarded for living through twenty years ol corporation feeds by a. grateful sovereign, who made him a knight. Old Lady Collop declares that the CoMops came over with William the Conqueror; but don’t you believe it, my sweet ch id. The Collops were never heard of until .Sir Samivsl made tallow and a fortune. She lives in Manchester Square, and ie deeply and unpleasantly good. You mustn’t sneeze on Sunday, and you go to bed at nine on week-days. The meals consist of tracts and old numbers ot the ‘ Sunday at Home,’ and Lady Collop is firmly convinced that everybody who thinks as she thinks is bound for the happy land, and those who don't aro bound lor the other place. That’s the sort of old lady ehe is, my dear; and now you know bow to answer her letter.” “ But 1 <Jon’t,” says Lorrie, with a grimace, digging the pen into the blotting-pad impatient ly. “I’ve written four lines, but they are such anawlul succession of fibs that 1 shrink back appalled. ‘My dear Lady collop’—now she isn't dear to me at all. That’s number one ! •‘I am very grateful to you for your kind wishes’—l’m not a bit grateful. Number two. ‘ And for your pretty present of Doctor Growles’s “ Midnight Reflections.” ’ It's not pretty, and I hate the sight of Doctor Growles’s ‘Midnight Deflections i’ Numbers three and four:— 1 which I shall ba sure to read every evening before retiring to rest, as you re quest.”' “My dear Lorrie 1” exclaims Greta, trying not to laugh, while Jack bursts out with a “ haw, haw,” which makes the ornaments dance. “A lot you’ll read it! Here, I’ll tell you what to write,” he says, “ ‘ Dear Lady Grimes.’ ” “ All right,” says Lorrie, getting a new sheet and thrusting her hand into her hair afresh. “Go on, Jack, i’ll write every word.” “ ‘ What on earth made you write to me, and what do you suppose I want with Doctor Growles’s miserable book? I wouldn’t read it if you sent ma the twenty pound note which you ought to havo sent, you st.ngy old nui sance. in my opinion Doctor Growies would have been much better employed in snoring at midnight instead of reflecting, and I mean to make curl papers of the whole wretched vol ume. As to my marriage, I shall be happy if I am to be happy, and i shan’t bo any tho less miserable for your good wishes, which are the first I ever received irom you since I was born. With love Irom usall. Youra .’ ” “ Hight,” says Lorrie writing calmly. “ Two ‘ a’s ’ in miserable, or only one, Greta ? Jack, you shall dictate all my notes of thanks for con gratulations and presents. You do it so well, yonr style is so neat, and your language so much to tho point. Got an envelope, Greta ?” Lut Greta, advancing resoluteiy, takes the letter and consigns it to the flames. “Upon my word, you two are incorrigible,” she says, still struggling with her laughter. “Jack, you make Lorrie ten times worse th n she might be; go and do something I I declare lam never easy a moment for ear of the mis chiet you two might be getting info.” “ Yes,” says Jack, eyeing Lome severely, “a young woman who is so near the brink ot ma trimony, ought to sober down, oughtn’t she, Greta ? Weil, good morning, girls; i leave you to fight it out, only don’t ask me to write any more letters lor either of you.” Sober down I Greta, as ehe hears the words, glances at the beautiful face bent over the davenport, and chokes back a little sigh. Lorrie doesn’t want “sobering down.” To day, for the first time, notwithstanding Greta’s reproach, has she shown the slightest disposi tion toward mischief ot any kind. She does not go about tho house sighing, or even drooping; she wears no “ willow willow,” as she herself would put it, but there is a change in her which, though none of tbe others seem to observe it, Greta’s loving eyes are quick to note. Once she has attempted to say a word; to ut ter a note ot warning as to the terrible conse quences of tho engagement, if Lorrie s heart is not In it, but Lorrie stopped her. “Don’t let’s say anyth.ng about the past, Greta,” she said, with a little shudder, and a dash of color in her pale face. “We will suppose, if you please, that I was born yester day, that I never had any past, that Lord Ken— that a certain person never existed and that I am subject to dreams, aud imagine things that never occurred.” So Greta hae, perforce, held her tongue, oven when she has seen the beautiiul head bent low, the lovely eyes gradually growing deeper and more thoughtful and absent, and has noted that tho laughter, which used to ring all over the rectory, is now silent and missing. And all goes on tho same in tho old house, excepting that tbe rector has grown suddenly older and more listless, and that he has ceased to complain of Lorrie’s noise and mischief. Between the old man and hie youngest daugh ter there seems to havo sprang up an affection, which is even deeper and more sincerely tender than of old. He is never at rest or happy unless she is near him ; she sits lor hours in the quiet study by his side. Sometimes not a word passes be tween them; but ever and again the old man will put out his hand and stroke her silky hair, or raise his eyes and regard her with a wistful, mournful tenderness. Is it possible that he guesses at the sacrifice she has made for his sake ? It may be so, but ho says nothing. Indeed, what would be the use ot speaking ot it, even it he knew the truth; for has not Seymour Meltord paid the price, and has he not got that for which he baa paid? Lorrie has promised to be his wife 1 There is scarcely an hour of tho day that he does, not repeat the words to himself over and over again. Ho repeats it whenever he sees her, whenever his eyes rest upon tbe fair, girl ish face, with its red ripe lips and its glorious wealth of hair; whenever they gaze upon the lithe, graceful figure, every movement of which stirs his passion to its depths. Lord Guy may love Lorrie more truly end nobly, but it is a question whether he lovee her more passionately, more fiercely than the man who is ready to dare and do anything, however vile er base, to gain her. Greta has called him a “ generous sweet heart,” and it is a just description. All that money can obtain he is ready to lay at Lorrie s feet He rarely comes to tho rectory but what he has some present in his hands, some rare and beautiful article ot the cost ol which the unsophisticated Latimers have little idea. And Lorrie takes them with a smile that is as cold as a winter's sun upon a window pane. She is always ready to see him, always trill ing to go with him for a walk or a drive, bni the smile, the expression in her eyes is always cold, aud calm, and unmoved. Sometimes he is driven almost to despair by it, and is tempted to take her in his arms and crush the color into her face, the warmth into her eyes, but he restrains himself. “Every thing comes to the man who can wait I” he tells himself, and he will wait until she has learned to understand his love and to return it I Menwhile, Lorrie can read in the society jour nals of the almost daily record of Lord Ken dale’s doings. Tbe coming union between the Melfords, who rose from the mud, and tbe old family of the Latehams, has boon quite a god send to the papers in the dull season, and they are never tired of dilating upon tho length of Lord Guy’s pedigree and the extent of Miss Mellord’s wealth. Her beauty and Wbr dia monds supply many a paragraph to the hard-up and all this Lorrie, sitting quiet iome, reads. ' Reads how Lord Keadale, who is visiting with Miss Diana Melford and her father at Lord So-and-so s, shot so many brace of pheasants, or rode or walked so far. She roads it all with that tight contraction of the heart which comes when we are reminded of the loved one lost, ef happier days gone from us forever. Sometimes, tn the silent watches of the night, she fancies she can hear his voice as it spoke to her that night in the lane; see his face; but ever and always there comes between her and him the cold, feline, beautiful face and clear voice ot Diana Melford, and Lorrie, shutting her eyes, trios to crush tho memory of tho past out ot her heart. One day Mr. Seymour Melford goes into his office at Lime street to draw ft check for tbe necklet aud bracelet which I.orrie has taken so calmly, little guessing at its cost, aud as he fills in the slip converses affably with Mr. Wheeler. Ho is always smoothly and soltly affable with everyone, and Mr. Wheeler, tbs confidential man oi business, bas never seen his secret prin cipal out of temper or even irritable. Kot even wheu the great Wheal Rose shares ran down to nothing, aud Mr. Seymour Melford lost so much money I “ Any news, Wheeler?” ho says. “No, sir, not much,” anil the'confidential man tells him what is necessary. “Things are very quiet at present.” As lie speaks, a man rushes in with the peculiarly hasty step whi h city men, and city men alone, acquire, and begins murmuring in Mr. Wheeler’s ear. Mr. Seymour Melford steps, oat-like, into a smaller room, or division parti tioned off by gl«ss, and puts on his gloves with leisurely ease. The man onlv stays &■. e minutes, then dashes off again, and Mr Wheeler, with exoitement in hia face and manner, hurries up to his principal. “ Some news has just come in sir,” he says in a quick whisper. “ n ormation of tbe greatest importance—it it is to bo relied upon.” “ Oh .” said Seymour Melford, buttoning the last button ot his glove. “What is it?” It is about the Wheal Rose, sir.” says Mr. Wheeler, and so mysterious and important is tbe information that, though they are alone, ho bends forward and whispers it into his em ployer’s ear. The cane falls from Seymour Melford’s hand, and he starts—visibly starts. “ What i” he says almost fiercely. , Mr. Wheeler, a little surprised at the re ception which his intelligence has produced, re peats it. “It—it is a lie! It is impossible!”: says Seymour Melford savagely; then he recovers his self-possession and picks up his cane. “ I beg your pardon, Wheeler,” he says in his usual affable voice. “ You took me by surprise rather. Of course tbe rumor is not to be rel.ed on. It is, must be false 1” “ Then—then you will take no steps, sir?" says Mr. Wheeler respectfully. " The person who gave me the information is generally to be rebed on — Mr. Seymour smiles, and shakes his head. “ This will be tbe exception wliioh proves the rule,” he says. “I don’t believe a word of it. Good-morning," and he goes out bumming an air, and leaving Mr. Wheeler stating after him ia amazement. At the corner of Fenehuroh street there is always a small crowd, composed of men who, having nothing to do, are doing it so as to pro duce as much inconvenience to those persons who have something to do. There ia such a crowd this morning, and as Mr. Seymour Mel ford's daintily and tastefully dressed figure, in ail its Grecian neatness ot outline, comes up Lime street, a man—suspiciously like Mr. Levorick—emerges from the crowd, and sidles up to him. “Good-morning, guv’nor,” he whispers huski ly, Irom behind his hand; “ can I have a word with you?” Mr. Seymour Melford’s finely-pencilled brows contract, and his lips straighten, but he replies affably enough. “ Well, what is it?” “ It’s about the ’orse," says Mr. Leverick, glancing round with his habitual caution. “What horse?” enquires Seymour Melford blandly. Mr. Levorick stares at him, then closes one eye. “ Oh, come, guv’nor; we ain't overheard. I mean ’ —and he lowers his voice —“Lord Kon daie’s horse Gipsy; the one that died so awk wardly, you know.” “ I know that his horse died, yes ! It was in the papers,” Seymour Melford replies, almost pleasantly. “But 1 don’t know anything more, and i don t think I want to.” “ Oh, come: be fair !” Leverick mutters, with suppressed Impatience. “ What’s the use of playing that game, Mr. Melford? The job was done as you wished, wasn’t it? And I was paid I I don’t say 1 wasn't, but Ido say this, guv’nor, that if t’m not got out of the way there’ll be trouble.” “ To you, you mean?” suggests Seymour blandly. Leverick swears. “To both ot us,” ho says. “It I’m taken I don’t keep my month shut, Mr. Melford, not tor a miserable five-and-twenty pound. Why, the job was worth a hundred——” Seymour Melford nods. “ You say you ought to be sent out of the way ?” he asks thoughtfully, fixing his eyes on tho pavement. “1 do!” exclaims Leverick emphatically. “They're making inquiries at the stables—kick ing up more fuss than I expected even, and they’ll trace it to me presently, see if they don’t. Better send me across the water lor a month or two, guv’nor. A couple of pounds a week— what are you looking for, Mr. Mellord ?” ho breaks o r to inquire, for that gentleman had been looking up and down the street quite anx iously during the last minute. “1 was looking for a policeman,” ho says quite pleasantly. “ A policeman ?” “Yes,” blandly. “Lam going to give you in charge for poisoning Lord Kendale’s horse, Gipsy, and for endeavoring to extort money from me.' Mr. Leveriek’s face grew livid. “You bra :en it out, you do, do you?” he snarls. “ Give me in ciiarge, and 111 swear that you paid me to do it! I’ll prove that you made a pot of money by the horse’s death •” He stops, tor the smile on Mr. -eymour Mel ford’s face grows almost augelic in its intensity. “My friend, I never made a penny by the death of Lord Kendale’s horse,” he says sweet ly—“ not a single penny.” “Then what did you put me up to doing it for?” demands Mr. Leverick, almost desperate in his astonishment. “That is my business,” retorts Seymour. “ And now, let me give you one word of advice. If you chance to see me again, don’t stop me or attempt to speak to me. The very next time you do so I shall give you into custody. What! Bribe you to poison the horse of Lord Kendale, who is going to marry my sister, Mias Mellord I My good friend, you are too sharp a fellow not to see that no judge or jury in the world would believe so ridiculous a charge as that. Good morning. Stop I” Taking out hia purse he se lects a shilling and throws it toward him. “Get yourself a drink, my friend, and think the mat ter over. You will see it in its proper light, no doubt,” and with a smile he walks on. Mr. Leverick looks after him in amazed in dignation tor a second or two, then raises his loot, dashes it down ou the unoffending coin, and, with sundry oaths, grinds it on the pave ment. But truth compels me to add that a mo ment or two afterward he stoops and picks up the ill-used coin, and slinks to the nearest pub lic house. It is never quite safe to tread even upon a worm; perhaps it would have been wiser if Mr. Beymour Melford had sent his tool, Mr. Lover iok, across the channel, even though it should have cost him a little money. (To be Continued.) DIGGING EOR’LIBERTY. BY AN EX-REBEL. I made my entry into Camp Douglass, near Chicago, the 3d day of January, 1864, and may be pardoned for the remark that it was a cold day for me, in more senses than one. Two weeks previous to my debut in Chicago society, I was m Arkansas, uniformed In the bap-haz ard fashion of the Confederates of that period, and when I came to be railroaded up North and found tho thermometer down to nine degrees below zero, I could hardly hold my teeth in my head. There were about 5,000 prisoners there in tho stockade, which was simply a board fence twelve feet high, and they wero provided with rough shanties and stoves. A Northern man would have kept comfortably warm in tbe quar ters, but it was hard work tor tbe prisoners to keep fingers and toes sway from Jack Frost. Indeed, there were many cases of actual suffer ing, though the Federal Government made the best arrangements possible. The trouble was at ths camp instead ot at Washington. After a certain hour of tbe evening all lights must be out and everybody in bed, and when the stoves grew cold the frost and wind drove into the shanties st a hundred points. There were only six of us in the shanty to which I was assigned, while some held eight, ten and twelve. We were within seven feet of the fence, and as we were all men from one regiment and all captured at the same time, we felt that we could trust each other. Tbe ides ot aa escape was broached in February, but it was the 15th of April when the first real move was made. The only show was to tunnel under the fence and oome out by night. There was a guard stationed on elevated platforms about the in closure by day, and at night a chain ot sentinels walking regular beats outside the fence. We calculated on a tunnel not less than thirty feet long, and it was begun by taking up some of the flooring in the back end of the shanty. Visits of inspection were held twice per week, but there was not a day in which some official was not liable to come poking around. The floor of our shanty rested on sleepers clear of the ground. We could therefore stow away a great deal of the dirt under tho floor. We worked only at night, and that in reliefs of two. We first went down four feet, and then started off on a straight line for the lencs and beyond. We were almost at the fence before we had to carry any of the dirt ont-doors. We managed to scatter a quantity around our house without exciting suspicion, and the rest had to be accumulated during the night and carried out in our poekete. It was slow work when we reached that point, and on two or three differ ent occasions we came very near being exposed by officials dropping in on us. There were several rainy days about the time we were un der the fence, and lor a week our- tnnnel was full of water. When that soakert away.we went at our work again, and on the morning of tho 14th of May the last man to crawfish out of the hole reported that our tunnel was well beyond the sentinels’ boat and ready for the breaking of tho crust. If wo had had the making ot the weather we could not have planned for a better night. It was dark and misty, with every chance in our favor. During the afternoon we drew lots to see who should go first, and itfell to me. We had noth ing to pack up, and •the whole six of us had only eighty cents in money between us. It was planned that we should separate as soon as clear of the hole, and each was to take care of himaolf as best ho could. That was a long afternoon, I can tell you, and even when it wore away and night camo we had to wait many hours yet. Some wore for going at elevon aud others a tore i o’clock, but we finally moved at 11:15. We I fastened the door ot the shanty and crept into . tho tunnel one a;ter the other, and I was soon lat the ar end of it and digging upward. I was , hard at thia work when I felt the ground break through betifnd me, some one uttered a yell, and then came the cry: “ Corporal of the guard—Poet No. 13 !” This was repeated several times, and pretty soon the corporal and a couple of guards from the relief arrived. The sentinel on the beat, who was a big, heavy man, had broked through into our tunnel, and, in the fall, had broken his log. While I was held prisoner in the hole, the others crawled back, knowing that the jig was up. It did not take the corporal many minutes to discover the true state ot affairs, and then I was hauled out by the neck and made the butt of ridicule. When escorted back to the shanty the five men were found fast “ asleep,” but were turned out and sent to the guard house to keep me company. We were reduced to half rations for thirty days, but no further punish ment was meted out to us. on a broaWay cab. BY F. A. STEARNS. {From Tid-Bits.) Three ladies are standing at the corner of Broadway and Eighteenth street, waiting tor a oar. Two ot them are going up town, the other has not finished her shopping yet. They have been talking withontinterovssion tor three con secutive hours, but have lots of things to say yet before they part, and the oar is only a few rods distant. They are blocking the way, so that every one who crosses the street has to walk around them, but they don't mind that. The oar nears them, and all three m»ke frantic gesticulations, which the driver feigns not to see. The lollowing dialogue ensues: No. 1—“ Why, he won’t look at us I” No. 2—“ The mean thing 1” No. 3—“ Well, upon my word 1” No. 1—“ Yes, ho is going to atop. Come, Car rie I” No. 2 (to No. 3, who is not going to take the oar) —“Oh, Fannie, when yon are at Gros grain's don’t target to look at that lovely -” Conductor— “ Step Lvely, ladies, please.” No. 2 (continuing her remarks)—“ Dolman that I told you about.” No. 1—“ Oh, yes, do, Fannie I It’s perfectly magnificent, and only two hundred dollars— marked down, because it's so late in the sea son, you know. Well, good by.” No. 3—“ Good-by.” They kiss. “IsbaHcer a inly look at it, and if I like at it I’m going to make Will buy it for me.” Conductor—“ Are you going up town, la dies?" Nos. 2 and 3 (in unison)—“Well, good-by.” No. 1—“ And, oh ! Fan, do give my love to your ma and tell her that just as soon as I can I’m coming round to spend an atternoon with her. And tell Will that— Well, upon my word, the car has started 1” No. 2—“ I wish I had that conductor's dum ber. I’d have pa go down to the office and make a complaint against him.” No. 3—“ Never mind: here is another oar. Good-by.” Nos. 1 and 2—“ Good-by." Car stops. No. 3—“ Say, Carrie, give my love to all the folks.” No. 2—“ Yes, I will. Good-by.” No. 3—“ Good-by." No. 1—“ Good-by.” Then they get on board the car, and tho care worn conductor wearily pulls the bell strap. Thera are no vacant seats, but a gentleman gets up and offers his. Then this altercation tallows: No. 1—“ You sit down, Carrie." No. 2—“ No, you." No. 1—“ No, I’m not a bit tired.” No. 2—“ Neither am 1.” No. 1—“ Now, Carrie, I insist 1” No. 2—“ No, Lulu, I want you to take it. At this point the matter is settled by a second gentleman, who rises and offers them his seat. They reward him, as they did the other man, with a frigid stare, and sit down. Then the conductor comes m for his fare. He stands on one foot, a far-away expression in his eyes, and listens to this dialogue. He knows Irom tong experience that it is the regular thing on such occasions and cannot be dispensed with. No. I—“ Now, Carrie, yon really must let me pay this time.” No. 2—“ No, indeed, I sha’n’t. You paid yes terday.” No. 1—“ Yes, but you paid for the luncheon.” No. 2—“ No matter, Lulu." (Has great difficulty in opening her purse, and by a singular coincidence so does her friend.) The little dialogue continues about two min utes longer, and culminates in the sacrifice of a dime by Lulu, to tho secret joy and outward chagrin of Carrie. Presently Lulu stops in the midst of an ani mated conversation to exclaim: “Why, he’s taken mo past my street, the mean thing I He knows just as well as 1 do where I want to get out. Well, good-by, dear.” She signals the conductor to stop the oar and he does so. But she lingers to tell Carrie about Mamie Magruder’s trousseau, and how it didn’t come from Worth at all, but was made at home by Mamie’s cross-eyed aunt. The tired-look ing conductor, to whom this sort of thing is an old story, starts the car again. Then Lulu kisses Carrie and makes a frantic rush for the door, heaping reproaches upon the conductor, who only says: “ Cau’t stand waitin’ all day, miss.” And when she has alighted and the car is on its way again, he says to a sympathizing male passenger on the rear platform: “ Talk about biles I Job orter had a job as hoss-car conductor, he had." HUMOR oFtHE'hOUR. BYTHE DETROIT FREE PRE33 FIEND. FIBHING vs. PROHIBITION. Joe—“ Where are you going to spend the Summer ?” Eli—“ I was thinking of going to Maine on a fishing trip,” Joe—“ Going to Maine to go fishing? Why, man, that is a prohibition state ?” WANTED A WINK. “Gwino to be any cholera heah dis Summer, boss ?” bo was asking on the market yesterday. “ Can’t say. Are you intereated ?” “I ar’. Ize got to move, an’ Izo got my choice between rooms down cellar an’ rooms in de attick. Il de cholera’s cornin’ Izo gwino up whar’ I kin git de veutilashun. If it haiu t don Pze gwine down cellar an' save fifty cents a week. If you see anythin’ in do papers please gimme de wink.” DECIDEDLY COOL. “Willit bo convenient to settle this bill?” asked a collector of a business man he ap proached. “ Now that is what I should say was cool— decidedly cool,” answered the merchant, as ho ran his eye over the items. “ Anything wrong, sir ?’’ inquired the man, solicitously. “ Well, it’s rather a eool affair all through,” responded the merchant, as he paid the account. It was an ice bill. ON THE DOUBLE QUICK. He was a very sleek stranger, and ho ad dressed old Farmer Horuypalm in the very smoothest of accents. “ Yes, sir, I’m selling this patent right, but only to the very best of men, and I can let you have it on the very easiest of terms.” “ What are they ?’’ ” Why, all you have to do is sign this paper, agreeing to pay us seventy-five per cent, of the price received for the machines—you reserve the remainder as commission.” “ Do you see that gate ?” queried the farmer, pointing to his front yard gate. “ Oh, yes, sir ! ’ “ Wall, I’m gwine in far the ole mnskit, bnt of you kin make that gate aginst I git back to the door, you’ll be.purty well out o’range.” He made it and severs: seconds to spare. DELICATE LITERARY QUESTION. Boston Girl No. I.—“ Is tho earth masculine or feminine t” Beaton Girl No. 2.—“ Why, the earth is femi nine, of course. The Latin word terra, signify ing earth, is leminino. The poets, when they personify it, always allude to it as feminine.” Boston Gjl No. I.—“ But, my dear, Coleridge does not. Coleridge treats it aa masculine.’’ Boston Girl No. 2.—“ Preposterous 1 What authority have you for such a statement ?” Boston Girl No. I.—“ Why, my dear, in the poem ’ Kubla Khan’ you remember tho follow ing lilies occur: " ■ And from thia chasm with ceaseless turmoil seething. As it tho earth in thick, fast pants were breath ing,'etc. “ Now, I want to know if Coleridge doesn’t, jnst as plain as can be. represent the earth as dressed tn male attire?” Boston Girl No. 2.—“ He most certainly does. Yon have made a great discovery. Let us lay the whole matter before the Browning Club.” SHE WENT. “I came down here to go out on the Lansing train,” she said to Officer Button at the Third street depot yesterday morning, as she held a satchel in one hand and an umbrella in the other. “Yes’m—train goes in thirteen minutes.” “How are the stoves in tho o»r* " Perfectly sate, ma’am. All the cars on that road can roll over twice and not take fire.” "Bridges all safe?” “ J niirily so. The bridge inspector has just finished his trip.” “ Don’t the rails ever spread on that road?” “J over.” “How is it about collisions ?” “They don’t have any.” “ Any chance for some other train to run into the rear end of ours l” “Not a bit.” “ Well, I don't know bnt I’ll take the risks and go, tmt I want you to understand that if anything does happen by which I am killed off, my eld man won’t take a cent leas titan two thousand dollars, and mebbs he 11 want the barial expenses to boot.” HAD THE CHANGE. The other day when a Michigan avenue grocer was in a great hurry, and his store lull of cus tomers, ho wanted some change, and handing a five-dollar bill to a young man who had been asking the price of plug tobacco, sent him out to get small money. The messenger returned in "a few minutes and laid four dollars and a half in sil, er on tbs counter. “ How’s this ?” queried the grocer. “It was a five I gave yon.” “ Exactly.” “ And here’s only lour and a half.” “ I know it. The other halt is in my pocket.” “You band it over, or I’ll have you arrested.” “Go ahead, my friend. I’ve been right there before, it’s simply breach o’ trust, and such cases don’t bold water in our courts. You cau’t oven get a warrant.” “ You scoundrel I I’ll call an officer I” “ And I’ll wait I” The grocer ran out and found the patrolman and told him the case, and was replied to with: “I can t arrest hitn without a warrant, and I don’t believe you can get a warrant.” He went back to tho store to lick the placid sharper, but the Utter pealed off and put hint self on tho de ense. and the job was abandoned. “ 'that ails yon,’ he said, as he prepared t» depart, “is lack of gratitude. I could have kept the whole five, but my conscience wouldn’t allow it." boyFanlTeagle. AN ATTEMPT AT ROBBERY. CFrom the Youth's Companion.) In tho freah water ponda and brooks of Now England, particularly tho middle and northern portions, there is a fish which the Loys call • “sucker,” and which, in some localities, attains to a weight of three or four pounds. These su. Iters begin to “run,” as tho saying is, just after the ice breaks up in the Spring; and for a time, whde the water is still cold, they offer a substitute on the dinner table for pickerel, trout and bass. Hence it is tho custom of tho boys and young mon, and sometimes tho older men, to go “suck er ng” in tho evening—provided with birch-bark torches and four-lined spears—and boisterous sport often results. Tho writer was one of the boys, who, in com pany with another ton-year-old lad, went to one of the “sucker brooks,” in tho town in which we lived, one Saturday alternoon. It chanced to be a day when tho suckers were passing up Irom the pond into tho brook, and by blocking up a sluice way at tho mouth of the’ brook, wo prevented them from getting back into the pond. Haro sport followed for an hour or two, and wa had, to show for it, two noble strings of fish, weighing nearly thirty pounds each. Slinging the strings over our shoulders on our spears, we then sot off for homo, croud as a couple of kings. Wo had to cross a high ridgo of pasture land. On arriving at the summit, we wars tired w.th our loads, and sat down on a lodge of rock to rest. While sitting here, my companion sud denly cried out: “ Oh, sea them two great hon-hawks sailing round up thero 1” Two big birds, hawks wo thought they wero, though they looked very largo, wore circling slowly far up in tho sky overhead. Boy-like wi watched them, and soon discovered that they were approaching the ground, also that each had a white head. On oven wing, with scarcely the perceptible flap of a pinion, they sailed around. “I never saw such big hawks !” exclaimed Jimmy. “ What do you suppose they’re sailin’ round us for ?” “ Maybe they want our suckers,” I said. “ Wai, I believe they do,” cried Jimmy, “ lor I can see thoir eyes, peekin’ down at ’em I” He had no sooner spoken, than one of the hawks, poising for an instant, suddenly flew to ward us, and, with a loud roar of its wings, passed like a flash of light over our beads and mounted into the air again. The next ins tai t the other flew toward us, and then the first on i again. This continued for several moments; firs one of the birds and then the other darted to ward us. At each dive the bird came closer b our heads. We grew alarmed, but were deter mined not to lose our fish, and jumped up au( began to brandish onr sucker spears and striki at them as they flew at us. This show of resist ance seemed only to exasperate the great birds : hey swooped closer, hissing loudly as thej passed our heads, and snapping their yellow bills. In striking at them wo had both got soma paces away from our fish, when suddenly, with a still lower dive, one of the eagles, for such they were, seized my string iu his claws and dragged it along the ground for a number of rods, I, meantime, rushing after him, trying to give him a blow, but was unable to quite reach him. The bird had clutched two of the fish in hia talons, and, tearing them off the string, he rap idly mounted into the air and sailed away with a triumphant scream. Hearing a clatter of stones and a loud scream behind me, 1 turned to see Jimmy doing battle with the other eagle, which had swooped down upon him at the same moment that its mate as sailed me. Jimmy had dealt it a tremendous blow with his spear, and knocked it down, ft stood on the ground, with one wing trailing out, but scream ing savagely, and evidently ready lor battle. Without further ado we both dashed at the robber, and beat him with our spears. But we found our match. The big bird met us fully halt way, screaming and jumping at us with the ferocity of a bulldog, and every clutch of its talons tore out great pieces from our jackets and trousers. In less time than I havo given to describe his att ck, we found ourselves scratched and bleeding freely, with our jackets and trousers in strings. I had had quite enough ot it, and backed off as fast as 1 could, thinking dubiously of what mother would say when I got homo with my torn clothes. In fact, both ot us wore whim pering and the eagle still screaming. Seeing me on the retreat, Jimmy turned and ran, too. But the eagle followed him, and with an exultant shriek, struck its claws into his back. There it hung, screaming loudly, and Jimmy running and crying. My heart was in my mouth, but soeing Jim« my’s danger, I plucked up courage and gave chase after them. We ran down through the rough pasture lor a hundred yards or more, and then Jimmy cut the race short by tumbling over a cradle knoll. The eagle still oiling to him, flapping its wings, but turned upon mo as I ran up. With a swing of tho long spear handle, I struck at it sidewise, and fortunately hit its head with tho iron shoulder of the tines. It tumbled over, stunned, and Jimmy jumping up, we both threshed and pounded it to death with the spear and the atones. 1 We then sat down and had our cry out, stanching tho blood from our scratches —some ot which were ugly cuts —and patching up our clothes so that wo could look docent to go homo. We then got our suckoro, and I remember that we dragged tho eagle alter us with an alder withe. Tho folks at homo pronouncod it « pretty large specimen ot a bald, or white-head ed eagle; but Jimmy and I had supposed we wore fighting a hen-hawk. The eagles wore, of course, attracted by the smell of our jfish. AMERICAN FABLES. CONSIDERABLY AFTER THE PER SIAN. THE PEASANT AND THE ROBIN. A Peasant, who had a Fino, Largo Cherry Tree, loaded with Fruit, discovered that tho Blue Birds were after tho Cherries, and ho called the Bobins around him and said : “Behold, the Blue Birds are Bobbing mo of s Tenth of my Cherries. It you will Drivo them away, it will be a Favor which shall bo Duly Rewarded.” The Robins Agreed, but in a day or two the Peasant found that his Frnii was Disappearing twice as Fast as Before, aud he brought out his Shotgun with the Exclamation : “Those Whom I hired to Watch tho Thieves have Robbed me the Most I” mohal: Hiro a Lawyer to Help you Down the other Heirs. THE GRASSHOPPER AND THE BUG. 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